Kick Livestreams/BIG EXCITING DAY OUT - BEACH 2025-08-12 17_11 [65663291-big-exciting-day-out-beach] 480p

I have plotted the route. So one hour, 20 minute drive might be quicker since I drive fast. One hour, 20 minutes pretty long isn't it? Only got one pair of trousers today. It's gonna get hot. It doesn't really feel hot right now. Says 20 degrees now. Um, the cat was in my bed all night. I let it out when I woke up. I don't have any food. I don't have any bacon. Got eggs and toast. Have that one egg. Maybe I'll wash this with uh uh. What's with that? Uh, no, the oil didn't come off. I tried everything. Baking soda, Oxy action. That don't really know what to do about that. Okay? Uh, it's a tuna still here. Oh, why? Why don't they put the tiles all over the wall, not just here. Why not there as well? It's their fault. How did the previous tenants not get any oil? Unless it was there before? I don't remember now. Maybe they just had, uh, some kind of protection the whole time. I would've had to put some kind of cover over this whole bit and then that whole bit. Silly, isn't it? Well at least it's not wallpaper. Really? Dunno how you get oil out of paint. <laugh>. It's not like you can, I don't know. Can't you like soak soap into it? In Thailand we had this aluminum sheet that went around the stove should have gone one of those. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> The cat slept so much. Good thingy. Didn't go to the toilet in the house. Cat slept on the bed the whole night and breakfast. Beautiful. Maybe I head out. I don't wanna head out too early because I'll get in the rush hour. So maybe like half nine or 10 and then get there at half 12 ish. Yeah, I'll go to Banham. I think it'll take an hour and 20 minutes to get there. Pretty easy drive. I don't have to go into Plymouth. Actually. I could take a road around Plymouth. I am not even hungry. No, I'm not going into Plymouth. I should check in with her maybe tonight or tomorrow morning. Ask, see if we're still on. Hmm. God this is so bland. <laugh> bread and egg with no salt. Hmm. Oh God, this is so hard to eat. It is funny how egg on its own just tastes kind of bad. It's rubbery and no flavor. Just get it down. Okay. Dry. I don't have cheese. Ah yeah. The cat was sleeping the whole night so obviously I locked the door. I'm not leaving my door open. What do you think? I'm gonna leave my door wide open in the middle of the night. Obviously I locked my, my door overnight. I ended the string. I went to bed and the cat was fast asleep. Oh God, this is horrible. I don't know but if it's someone's cat, they should put a collar on it, shouldn't they? I don't know if it's a stray cat or not. If they put a collar on it, I wouldn't. It sleepier. That's what do. It's really skinny too. Like it's starved. Oh God. I've got egg stain in my again. This shirt loves stain for some reason you guys probably eat shit all the time too. You just don't realize they say 80% of smartphone displays have free call matter on it. And don't tell me you never ate out your girlfriend's ass otherwise you're either gay or you're lying. Imagine having a girlfriend. You don't eat out her ass. Uh, I don't want to eat the pussy. It's got yeast fungal in it. I'd rather eat the ass if saying shit is gross. But yeasty vagina juice is not, at least shit is just digested food. Yeah, I'm going to the new beach. Banned them. It's gonna take one hour, 20 minutes, one hour and 20 minutes of EDM and night wish bet you're excited. Uh, excuse me. I wanna try out that Osprey charging station as well. I've never used them before. I feel sorry for you who never experienced having hot Japanese girls pump bum in your face. Imagine all the sushi and Jackie NICU that came out of that little hole. The creamy but hairless but only brown around the ring. The rich ami, you discuss it with the vagina but not shit. Where's the logic? Um, you are disgusted with eating humans but not disgusted with eating animals. Where's the logic? You're disgusted at the idea of being eaten by a lion, but you're happy to eat a cow. So where's the logic? Yeah, exactly. All logic is flawed logic. Who is veg suit? Who remembers veg suit? I said a girl or boy. I messaged me and I realized I messaged them ages ago quite a lot. What time I leaving? Maybe in an hour. It's gonna be rush hour now everyone's going to work. Branton Beach 28 miles away. What does it take? One hour, 20 minutes to drive 30 miles. If I'm doing 60 miles per hour, it should take half an hour to do 30 miles. I don't get it says 37 miles away. Maybe there's some tight roads. Slows you down. Suspend us went live. Who was that Kurt T guy? Wait, is it him? No, I'm thinking of someone else. Is it Jack Dockerty? And I saw him fueling up his car and then people were harassing him. What did he do? God, my triceps burning from yesterday. I did about 10 reverse pushups. I really need to train my triceps. If they burn that easily means they're pathetically weak in reverse pushup. So instead of like pressing your stomach down to the ground, you go backwards. So you're leaning back, I dunno what it's actually called. I just call it reverse. Press up. Push up, harass people in public and hide behind his bodyguard <laugh>. Oh wait, I think I have seen his stuff. <laugh>. Yeah, I saw a video. Someone said, where's your bodyguard now? Asshole. <laugh>. Uh, he should have got an ev. He could charge his car at his house instead of fueling up. No, not a pull up. A pull up. You use a bar, don't you? Getting paid on Thursday. It's not gonna be much though. It's probably gonna be the lowest I've made on Kik. About eight 50. So that's $1,160. Worst week on kick ever. It's still better than a month on YouTube. Can you believe that? Worst ever week on kick. Still made $1,200 with pre averaging maybe 80 viewers. Most of the time when I check it's like 80 to 90 viewers. No, not a month. I just said a week. It's been the worst week ever. Seeing viewership drop down to 70, 80. Before it was like 1 40, 1 30 sometimes. So it goes as high as 180. I was buying breadsticks had 180 viewers and it was still pretty good. I mean even if it drops half again like 500 a week, that's still 2000 a month. Which is better than most jobs. Even I dropped down to like 40 viewers. Or if I did half the streaming time. No, you don't get dropped from the partnership. Why do people keep thinking that? I dunno why you guys keep coming up with these weird random facts. Like you got to show your face. Oh you have to have more than 75. No you don't. Stop making up bullshit. I know why you guys have all these weird ideas. Why does kick pay so much? 'cause they understand the true value of a live streamer. Why does YouTube underpay so much? YouTube ripping us off. Uh, it says it's gonna be 28 degrees at 1:00 PM 25 to 28 from now to 12 doesn't feel that hot yet. This the most event consistently. Uh, I don't know yet. It's only been, it's not even been two months. I think in seven days it would have been two months. 29 if I leave now I get there at 10. Save some for the tax man. I'm saving every penny. You watch my savings below. I'm not spending anything. No new iPhones. No new iPads. What? So they're just openly discussing how they're gonna harass me on Reddit. Guys, can we go report the subreddit? They're literally discussing how they can harass me next. That's against Reddit rules. If we can get sub Reddit banned, I'll pay you $50 each. They're such hypocrites calling me a scumbag. And then they're like, do you wanna harass me? I'm not harassing anyone, I'm just doing my thing in my house. If they were in the UK and identified they'd so be getting into trouble i's just lucky They're probably out of the country. Bunch of paper, aren't they? Let's see. How the hell is it saying it's gonna take one hour, 20 minutes? Oh God. That road. Oh God. How long is this road? If anything comes the other way? Fuck. Is there even room for two cars to squeeze in? Yeah. Oh look how long it is too. And there's some, is this a give way? There's barely any room to give way. What a stupid road. I bet you anything It takes only 40 minutes to get there. But this last road here takes like half an hour 'cause it's so narrow. Greedy. Farmers can't even give up an inch of their land to widen the road. Ston beach, uh, it kind of looks bigger when you've got a car there for reference. That's a long road. This loop in. When was this? July. Damn the weather looked good in July last year. Oh god. This road, this road's not gonna be fun. It's so long. What are the chances of being able to get down there without anything coming the other way? There's a lot of cutouts. Don't bunch up behind other cars. How about make the fucking road wider? Stupid idiots. Huh? Look, all you have to do is cut this muddy bit here away and then you could widen the whole road. Why do they only cut it out in little bits? They cut the whole thing back. Look, why have they just got these little segments? No, I've never hoed at someone for going slow. I hoed at someone because the traffic lights went green and they weren't moving. I waited for three seconds and they weren't moving at all. So I gave them little beep. No, that's the only time I've used it. If the light went green red again, I'd be pissed. Some of these part's so old they've still got the red old telephone box I from like the eighties or something. It's got a bag of compost in it. Probably not usable anymore. One hour 20. But most of kick income comes from kick. No one even subs me anymore. I get less than 1% from donuts and subs. When I started kick, I got a bunch of subs and then people stopped subbing. Oh <affirmative>. Hmm. I dunno if I'm gonna stop at Tesco and get some ice lollies. That will break up the journey a little bit. Uh, no. Not by much. It would be nice if there was somewhere halfway to stop. Like this bill will be pretty quick. But this bill will be really quick too. What's this Hounds unleashed. Maybe I get hound release the hounds, the gun room and country clothing. <laugh>. Did I get myself some country drip? Wow. What's this cart? The Google person drove all around these warehouses. I wanna see what the logo is. Why they hide it. So a Porsche or Ferrari or is it a Mustang? Look so long. Is it dry with such a long nose? The roastery? Mm. I don't wanna put the camera on the front. What if I do something sketchy? I don't think I've done anything. Sketchy Garden center. That's a massive garden center. Easy look at the size of it. Bigger than Tesco. Just waiting to do a pole. Otter garden center. So many garden centers and long, long Nasdaq. I'm up four pounds. Start preparing it back. The bank was at 89%. Oh, I should change my t-shirt. I've got egg on it. What T-shirt shall I wear to the be? I might wear my coding shirt, some towels in case I wanna dry my feet. I think my hat's on the car. Mm mm Locked up. Double locked up. How was the weekend? I forgot what happened. Feels like it was so long ago. Where's my water bottle? Okay. Water. Yeah. I let him out in the morning and I woke up about half six. So I let him out and then I went back to bed. He's out catching breakfast. I feel cold. Is it really gonna be 28 degrees? I feel skeptical. Everything at one point was a piece of shit wasn't it? And then turned into what it is now. Dunno why you got this obsession with shit recently. You guys are kind of weird. Switch on IRL mode. Traffic shouldn't be bad. I think because it's uh, nine o'clock people should be at work now. Switching smooth switch. I didn't lick the shit on purpose. It was an accident and you're the one who keeps going on and on about it every day. You make it sound like I did it on purpose. It was completely accidental. I just got horny and then I decided to suck it after it came out my bum and it had a bit of poo on it. Not like a lump, but like, I don't know, bit of grip. Not really a big deal is it happens to everyone to clean my car. Well you can tell him. So he's not quite like client you. Oh really? Have you been doing that thing where you are searching for things on Instagram and you leave your phone open on the kitchen table? Oh Doc. Oh I might, no I might possibly be doing it on his phone or he it to the lu or go to see the children or something. So don't tell him. But he's not listening or anything at So Adam, would you be bringing your partner with you if you have anything? Absolutely. I would. And he's never ever camped anywhere before. I just thought that would be something a bit different for him. Oh God. Better hope you next. The proposal at beginning of the festival. Not at the end. Might not be You might tomorrow. Um, alright, you too. You stay there. Let's play some Billie Eilish and after this I'm gonna be sending Dan or au to Redding or Lee's. We'll do it next to the radio one breakfast show. I dunno why my webcam doesn't work. My dash cam. Oh, it's not plugged in. Yeah, wasn't plugged in. Oh yeah. I've got sun cream in my bag. It's just that. I don't wanna put it on now 'cause put it on there. Testing it is gonna take an hour beach. Uh, might get there at half 10. I've got 170 miles range. A DM one hour drive session. Oh my God. Let's go. How is this song video game? <silence> Die, die, die. The right but it keeps me. So my soul s company. He's the reason that be and off down. <silence> I wanna see how you I wow. Look at I need air concerns down. Hot this's going so slow. Scared to drive 20 miles per hour. <silence> Please don't turn left. Please don't turn left so slow. Ah, fucking house. So slow. Oh my God, this woman is so fucking silent. Oh my God. Look how slow she's going. I dunno why this is a 40-year-old. It should be a 60. Quiet open. Ah, she's leaving. Thank God. Come on. You're so fucking Jesus Christ the fuck. Off the road. Fucking bitch. Gee, I don't know how people drive soak fucking so ah, you got sheep on the road as well. Fucking sheep up the fucking road. <silence> <silence> <silence> Um, 37 minutes left. Oh God. Oh shit. I went the wrong way. Fuck. Uh. Shouldn't be on this. Luck on the drill. Car is way 25 minutes left. Oh this is that be what? Uh, fuck. 15 minutes, minutes left. The same go I was. What's this guy doing? This road is fucking shit. What? This is this fucking road. So caravan stop. What? And there's massive caravan. I dunno why it's just stop there. Hi. Aren't they gonna move or I dunno why they just sit in it. Oh, someone reverse or something. Hang on there. Fucking hell are they like fighting about who has to reverse. Bam. Bam. Now wait, were busing or what? And the pickup truck in front is not reversing The caravan's not reversing over. Should I reverse more? I am basically in the bush. Uh uh. What are they doing? There's like a family in a caravan now there's a woman coming. I see body emo body expressions of frustration. They look like gypsies. Maybe Everything okay? Yeah. No I'm bumped her vehicle so uh oh. Okay. <laugh>. I just had to call it and she was here. Oh okay. But I thought anyway it was my fault. <laugh>. But there we go. It should be okay. Okay, thanks. She bumped a vehicle. Okay. Car crash on the narrow road. One mile per hour. Car crash. Did I do that? Yeah. <laugh> thing again. Oh, we're moving. Yeah. <laugh>. Yeah. <laugh>. We move in. She said she bumped someone. She hit a car. Why they just sitting there? Jesus packed in here. Oh God. Like a pothole there too. Stuck again. I Are they squeezing or everyone's stopping to have a chat? I think we're chatting. Maybe I should say thanks. Then we move and just mate I can see the Cs. Holy fuck. We have the numbers. You move back. Why do they stop at this time? I don't know if I should say thanks or not. I could see the sea. <silence> <silence> Sit back. Holy shit. Look at this. I don't put my sun cream on. Connection's not great. This is way nicer than be. Oh I might put my sun cream on. Oh yeah. Wow. Look at the weather. Why would I buy shorts when I can just roll my trousers up? The sand's so soft. I want to take my feet off. I wish I had sandals. Wow. Look. <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> What the, is it streaming testing? I can't go down into the beach. It lags. And also there's losing girls in on town. I am going to get nonstop boner. Otherwise it just likes, yeah, bete Beach was better. I don't know. This beach looks nice and the waters are blowing stuff, but Bete Beach had a longer beach with good connection. I think I prefer Bete beach 'cause this beach is Tyler. It's just this bit. Bete beach was like its stretch of coastline. I saw some pale bikini bums out there. It's probably best that it disconnected. I saw this cute Asian girl too. Water looks really clear. Well people going really far out. Dude, shame I can't go in the water. It'll just be nonstop lagging disconnects. Okay. Climb up the cliff though. Come all the way to the beach. I can't even go to the beach. Looks nice. Yeah. When I climb up the cliff and out of the valley, it should be a better connection. 11 pounds carpark come to the beach. I can't even go to the beach. Not my trading. Be nice to come here with a go, go swimming. The people are surfing. Take a picture. I need to plan my KCIP. I'm not blank. We are here for work but yeah, I wouldn't mind bringing a girl here if I could get a second date or a third date after we do the boring first date in a stupid fucking coffee shop. Hate the first date and hans hundred times optical zoom. Uh, there's a guy on YouTube, he does that. He goes to beach testing out his cameras and then he zooms in on the bikini guards. Dunno if that's allowed or not. Is it illegal? Like, I mean what if you got like a super telescope, zoom into that cross out. That must be illegal. But also you should, you're supposed to be allowed to film in public. Oh that little road getting here was not fun. It's like every time people stopped to pass each other had a little chat out the window. Just move even. Um, not even getting good EE signal. I think EE is my strongest one. If I climb higher it might be better. You got the surfers, you got the padlets and then you got the trackers and then you got the people on the beach just sitting there getting skin cancer down The waves look intense. They, AJ would love it. Yeah, those waves are crazy. It's okay. Easier just to get here. People driving so slowly and then I missed the turn so I had to go all the way up Carriageway and then all the way back. Okay. I am getting good signal up here. It's more like a coast and a coastline view is more the coastline beach. This one's like a little bay stream looking good. What's the category on not what party I should have fund enough KCIP to pay for the charging. At least hour and a half charge. It looks better when I get up here. Too bad I can't enjoy the water. Oh no. I think I like be more. If I go down there there I lose internet. Whoa look. Whoa. Hello Island up. There's a big building there. There's loads more beaches over there full of people now island's connected to the mainland with a little strip of sand. Wonder what that building is. The water guys, I fixed the lag. Don't worry, I'm hungry. So still lagging. It's not that bad. Pretty nice day. Come on, give me 4G. It looks good to me. What can you do? I wish I brought some food. Cup the cake or anything. Get them hungry now. My god. That's crazy. All you gotta do is take a few steps to the right and then you did. Well I had breakfast so I didn't think I was gonna be hungry but it's been nearly two hours since I left the house. They got some food trucks. I dunno if it's just ice cream. Would I help out or something? Might get something there. Holy shit. Oh I'm getting good internet now. It's funny how much water there is. This is what if I brought a girl here for a day, I'd be like my conversation skills. Wow. So much water and it's so blue. What's your favorite kind of water? Gas. Liquid or frozen? Solid. Sweet. That's a nice place to bring a day instead of stupid coffee shop Now we'll go to a cafe, some cafe to meet this girl on the weekend. I asked her do you want to go to a beach? And she said maybe not for the first date. I said okay. She said she would love to but maybe not for the first date. So now I've gotta impress her on the first date so I get a second one at the beach. Maybe she'll wear her bit clean or as I like to call it her bum <laugh>. Bu bikini Because you get bu out. Yeah. Game a girl too. No, I may take a picture of this. Not that any girls care about what I'm up to. They never ask. Oh did you take a picture? They never send me any pictures either. It's a hard chance of these girls. They barely say much. I think maybe they're just waiting for the first date. I mean maybe they don't wanna chat too much before the first date. 'cause then they might chat a lot and then you meet on the first date and then you don't click at all and then you just wasted all that time chatting. Could be something like that. On the coastline of Devon formed millions of years ago with granite and sandstone. How come Peter and Sheila s Broon get a special bench? Were they famous like me? Mark's tanking. That's not a good my long morning. Morning. Oh there's another beach over there. Oh there's a massive beach over there as well. I know that one is, that article said Banton beasts the best speech. I don't know about that. Uh, I might actually say viewed is better. <silence> Sorry, I'm trying to wait until they will pass by. Um, okay, that's all clear. You guys are obsessed with poop. I dunno what is wrong with you? I bring you to a beautiful beach and instead of commenting on how great it is, all you're talking about is poop. I think there's something wrong with your brain. Lack of brain. Maybe at the boot of Fort Beach, Emma, walk over to that beach. If it's less crowded, the banton beach. Bit crowded fly went bright in my hair. Beach over there is deserted. Yeah, it's still summer holiday isn't it? I'm gonna ban the word CO and shit. Just like I banned the other word. Then you won't be able to have your fun anymore. Oh. <silence> <silence> I saw a lot of BU girls at the beach. Hail white skin. Golf looks so boring. You just walk around, you hit a ball with a stick and then you walk to the ball and then you hit it again. What's the point? It's not even useful in any way. This javelin throwing is kind of useful 'cause you could use it to hunt in. What are you gonna hunt with your golfing skills? I hit a tiny bird. All Manhattan hat away Wig. Oh Jesus. Fucking notice. I right all the edge of clear. I did not see. Oh it's nice not wearing the hat. Thumb. I feel like my face is still gonna get burned. 'cause the hat's not covering it all the time. Sometimes it misses part of my face. People coming, getting pretty good internet now. Yeah, this beach looks way better. It doesn't have bui. Girls all over washing the ass. Crack in the ocean. Disgust. Is that why the seas so salty? More the as The internet's better this side did. I like the red hair one. Smoking. You lost. Should I get naked Getting the, see I should have brought a bigger towel. I can't only get in it. See, just get my towels all wet. Don't care. Lemme see if there's internet on this page. And then my whole body's gonna get burned. Will put sun cream on your shoulders. Well how do I get down to the beach? There's people going down here. There's no way. How do people get down there? <silence> <silence> Streaming. Why is the internet really shit on the beads? And this is not even sand. It's just little stones. <silence> Oh, I've got two bouncers. Uh, seaweed's. Weird. It's like plastic little beans in it. Sit streaming. I can only get two bounces. These stones are so smooth looking. Look at that. Maybe the internet's better over there. It's probably why there's not many people in this one. 'cause it's just phones. There were girls with their bums out. I couldn't film it. Well look all the stones. So round <laugh>. I didn't even hit the water. <laugh>. This one looks like an egg. I want to go in the my back here. Go in the water. The stones hurt my feet. Where's the stand mom? Yeah. Could you take, because I want my photos. Mama. Tell them about the 1, 2, 3 up. Sorry. Tell them about the 1, 2, 3, up your neck. I'm just gonna go for it. Where we go in the water and then we not. You see there's a corn over there. Fishing. There is anyone that we have that means swimming. I've heard all about you swimming. I don't need swimming. I didn't think it. Why you swimming? Why you swimming crazy? You don't wanna come in the water. Oh you guys so boring. What it bringing my something here that no, there's a big bit of seaweed that's floating up. Oh god. Feet killing me. Stone's been too painful. My feet. Maybe there's a sandy beach further down. Water's freezing. I dunno how people are swimming. Oh hey aj. I think you'd like it here. People were surfing in the other beach. There's pretty big waves. I wanna look for a sandy beach. This beach too stony. I swear there's not many people in this one. Uh, barefoot in the shoes. I wish I had sandals. Yeah. Yeah. But there was no, there were too many girls in bikinis. I wanna be creed. I think I'm, I can't get my shoe on. I swear the beaches here are way nicer than the ones I've seen in Thailand. This looks way nicer than Thailand. In Thailand, everything's all muggy looking and kind of grayish here it's like vibrant blue. Unless you go to Pettet. I guess yellow and blue there. Okay, let's find a better beach. Ah, Internet's quite good here. Apart from when I start moving, I get back up to the cliff. Yeah, nice speech. Let's go back up to is sand. Just very, very tiny stones. Do you think stones get smaller and smaller as they get worn down by the waves and eventually it becomes sand. Maybe all the sand starts off as one. One really big stone and then turns into sand over thousands of years. Why can't this sand be down at the beach? Look, this is just tiny little stones. Yeah, nice water's very cold though. When you get out of the water it's hot and then you get into the water it, it's cold. And then I don't feel like going in it anymore. This way. Might be able to find a another beach connection Seems better now. Jinxed. Huh? A nice little paddle in the water. Water's so blue. I swear the beaches I saw in Thailand didn't look this good. Patia beach are not amazingly blue. Malaysia beach is way nicer. Like uh, the ones I went to, pension pen. Pen Ivan. I forgot what the other one's called. Starts with an R. Yeah, IL doesn't make my numbers go up. That's what I've been saying for years. People keep saying that my stuff's boring 'cause I just stay inside. I've been telling you for years going outside doesn't get me more viewers but people don't listen even though I know better. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So I love the UK never leaving. Best country. We've got the best beaches, best food. Now if I can get sex. Two 10. Perfect. Wow. Look. Yeah, well yesterday I was depressed 'cause I had to um, deal with police matters. But you know, stuff happens and then it takes a couple days for you to get back on your feet. Now the mind isn't elastic but resilient piece of tissue takes a couple days to go over a bit of trauma and then you're back to your default baseline. Wow. So that golfing on the coastline. Some people live in it up. Oh, take picture what police matters. I had to um, report all the harassment I've been getting recently. The prostitutes come to my door. It's not funny. So they're opening an investigation. I told them to check out my subreddit can probably find that IP address. Hats go bulging biceps not even flexing. Well there's a massive beach over there. What's that form? My hat? A massive beach. The beach over. There's massive. What beach is there? Been training my biceps for a day like this. Wow. Look what beat is that one? Ah, I should have gone to that be looks better than the wife came. My car's all the way over there from my me honor. Maybe I go to McDonald's on the way home. Get me a Big Mac. Big Mac mill. I wanna get over to that big beach promise. It's a lot of people. Maybe I'll go discreet mode. It says I've got motion at my house. Got motion post lady. Post lady's gonna see my sign. Please leave Reddis. Better be scared. Just 'cause they're in America. I don't think they're safe. British coming. Kirsten is sending the boys. That's what you get for harassing your boy Danny. The irony is they hate me 'cause they think I'm a bad person. And then they do things worse than I've ever done. Like literal stalking and doxing and harassment. Which is a serious crime. You are welcome. Couldn't move this. Well this one's a sandy beach. I think the trolls sad people 'cause they say they hate me 'cause I'm a bad person. Yet they do things worse than I've ever done. How does that make any sense? So then they should hate themselves more. A lot of raccoon guard. Dominic, what's apartment car here? Scammed. It is crazy that no one's sending food anywhere. You think put some food stores like a hot dog stand or something, aren't they? There's Thailand. There'd be food everywhere. Not a single food thingy. I don't even know where I am to be honest. Yeah that's a food thing. It's not like the page get cooked. What's up here? Wow. Oh that beach is massive. Look at that one. Uh, check. Stock market. Not really doing anything. We got a big lens. They're shooting some bikini. Oh look. Tesla. Oh look. Another Tesla model y model Y looks so much cooler than model three. In my humble opinion, in my completely a hundred percent accurate and factual opinion that cannot be disproven or disagreed with. It looks better. A lot of people on this beach dunno if I can find a spot for myself, I might have to go street mode until I find a place discrete mode. This is still stony, it's sandy away from the water and then it goes all stony again. Why does it do that Big day out? I think this place better. There's too much seaweed. Seaweed everywhere I walked down the beach. Oh, stones are so painful. Ow. <laugh> Oh oh oh. I wish I had sandals would be nice. Oh, what if it's stones on the beach? Sand is further up. Yeah, kick seems kind of fussy about what you do if you're making KCIP. Dunno why they care. Because if people wanna watch it, let 'em watch it and gimme my money. Why are they dictating what I can and cannot string stupid? YouTube doesn't care. They said you can do it but you can't make money then what's the point Doing It wouldn't be any point if if I'm not making any money. Oh is there food over there? Mm I really should have gotten sandals 'cause then I could walk to the water without stepping on stones. I think that's food up over there. I'm not sure. Rear play sun cream. Oh I can't be bothered. Why don't we just go like that? Just I did not touch And they build a staircase. Go back. Way too expensive. Did you wanna sit here? Yeah. Are you, you should looking to sit that way. I still wanna put my shoes on. Oh perfect. There go just here for five minutes. Okay. You go for it Here. Oh okay thanks. Yeah, do you? Okay. Got shoes back on. Got who's way too expensive. It was like 20 pounds for a burger. No thanks. Okay. What a big Mac? Like three pounds and it's proved better. Russell's burger. Two pounds. I um, red pipe sun clean. I had burgers like 20 pounds. It's insane. I thought let's just have a hot dog for like five pounds maybe. But they don't. And I bet it just tastes like any other burger as well. They always try and be really fancy with stuff like the dirty fries. Since when did that become a thing? Dirty fries. It's just uh, tips and they put sauce on it or something. Dunno what they put on it to make it dirt. Well this bridge, you drop your phone. Oh I do not like a very narrow wooden bridge. Russian. How's my Russian? I must have guessed at least one word. Correct me there. Head back to the car. Take like an hour and a half. I didn't even need a towel. Feet just dried off in the sand almost instantly. No girl would wanna walk this much from you. Yeah, girls just wanna drive to the place and then sit there better than nothing. Faso always used to complain because I'd make her walk so much. She would say, I'm just gonna wait in the car. You go alone baby. So boring. How many steps we done? 7,000. Not much. Holy shit. The market ripped. I'm up 40 pounds. Whoa. My God. If you look at the market guys ripping, I'm up 40 pounds. Should I take profit? The market just ripped. I'm gonna take profit there. 40 pounds, 41 pounds, 42. It's still ripping. The market's not even open yet. It's only 1 50, 42 pounds. Maybe it's gonna tank on open Pre market's ripping hard Guys. I am up 43 pounds now. I dunno if it keeps going up. 41. I might take profit that's profit 42 pounds. Damn. If I didn't keep going long every day my shorts would've been wrecking me. I'm not losing any money but I'm not making any either. 'cause I keep doing longs and then taking profit but keeping my shorts open. Thank you. This go long before market opens. I've been making like 20, 30 pounds every day. I took profit 42 pounds <laugh> the beach H 3 14 42 pounds profit, easy Money Trading Traveler. I'm literally trading whilst I travel live traveling. Trader doesn't do that. He's fake now. I've been taking longs almost every day making like 20, 30 pound profit. It's just that until the market tanks, my shorts are still gonna be holding me down. But until it's shorts I'll just keep going. Doing little lungs. So the thing is, if I didn't take that long, my portfolio would've been wrecked minus 40 pounds. But because I went long it protected me. Otherwise my portfolio would be under 200 pounds. That's why I got long and short. Same time because my overall thesis is we're gonna go down but first we go up. So I will take little long up. It's like you know when a rock climber climbs up a rock and they put the little pegs in with the rope and then they climb higher and then they put new pegs in. So if they do fall, the previous peg will save them. It's basically my uh, tactic. Can't lose. Really. I put 600 pounds into my day. Trading counts currently at 315. This got way until the market tanked and then go long again. Might put some sun cream on. Arms. Didn't look like cut where we live. So we also, we saw a young golden eagle as well. Long trek back through the car park. I dunno if I should charge my car before or on the way home. Beach's nice. It's just so much seaweed. You've never seen so much seaweed before. You go into the water and you just get tangled up in seaweed and it looks disgusting. You can take it out. No food either. Apart from 20 pound burger public are welcome to use our private beach. Who does it belong to? How magnanimous. To allow us peasants to use your private beach. Our kind of views. Uh, wow look, that's, sorry I'm hungry. Um, two o'clock. Oh I saw so many nice bums. So connection's pretty good now. Like how many more beaches there are. So you keep going around it. They said they were gonna make a trail that goes all around the entire country to coastlines. Imagine walking that you walk all day, check into a hotel nearby. Wake up, keep on walking. Walk all the way around the country. How about that? And walk 50,000 steps. Get lunch, walk again, check in. That sounds so boring. Ah, nice bitch. This jet's kind of boring though. It's too hot. And the stones hurt my feet and there's too much seaweed in the sea and water's too cold and too many bumps distracting me. Ah. Uh, Indian girl messaged me. She said, are we still on for tomorrow? I said no. I said come to the beach now. So she's keen still keen? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Oh so hmm. Probably should charge the car halfway home. I mean I could charge at home but if I get home around four or five, I've only got five hours to charge. It might be enough. Well you guys won't like it if I end up getting a girlfriend here. 'cause then I won't leave all also no content. 'cause it'll be a secret. Well look at the cliff. I was over there earlier. I see if it flies. This is the Stony Beach. Why are these flies following me? I think the flies are following me. Look, they're flying around my head. The hell look, they're following me. That was weird. Wow. Yeah. Hungry. Hungry for some meat. Yesterday. No. Two days ago I saw this massive horse shit and it was covered in Fliess. The thing was swarming in Fliess. It looks so gross but all the other shits have no flies on it. Why did that one ship have all the slides? Maybe it was the tastiest one. Just didn't even say things didn't You bet she's not. I know that seemed pretty rude. She's pretty racist. 'cause I look like this. If I was six foot tall strapping white guy should have been like, oh thank you. People just come to the beach and just sit there in a 10. It seems kind of boring. I'd rather walk. Oh it's hard to whistle and walk. Uh, this bit's almost deserted. Golf looks so boring. Hi Dan. Walk back's always harder. Yeah, UK's nice. Everyone keeps saying UK shit. It's because they're just talking about London or Manchester or Bristol. It's not the whole country though. It's just a few cities. If I was the only play golf, I'd bring my fleshlight and put it in the golf hole and then I'd fuck the golf course. How about that? That's what we call a hole in one. Did you see that girl riding the horse? When I drove here she was hot. I remember why People riding horses are always girls or women. And then people playing golf are always men. Women like riding horses and men like putting balls in a hole with a stick. Imagine how much of a crack that's rubbed on that saddle must be sweaty. Imagine the smell of the underwear could ring it dry. <silence> <silence> If it smells like sea smell and then straight back it is streaming. You miss all my amazing anecdotes about horses. <inaudible> it is the stream back on. I can't tell. Might risk it. Uh, oh God. I'm hungry. It's hard being out in the sun all day. It's so draining. Huh? Uh <silence> Internet's way better over there. It gets really bad over this side. Oh well no water there. What was that? Oh, stupid pimple above my lip. It's too painful to pop. Only a little needle. Yeah. I see lot of. I said B on my arms now I hate. So when you get a spot on the bit where your lip connects to your face, like the ridge of the lip. So painful there. That's the worst place to get it. It's hard to pop as well. 'cause it's really painful. You need like a little pinhead. Okay. Going again. Might get some food at the other car park if they've got sausage. Don't really want an ice cream. I want meat. Nice big pimple for my date. And ugly sun tan, sunburned brown face. Great. Well it's good proof that I'm a delivery driver. If I'm offhand, if I was all tail she'd be like, are you really a delivery driver? You look like you never leave the house. And then what? I say, yeah, I um, use sun protective gear. I wear balaclava. I shouldn't matter Balaclava showing up at your house carrying parcels. Theif was very lonely. The other side was more populated. I'm not vomiting. I'm hiccuping. I told you before, it's a hiccup and I'm trying not to make the hiccup sound like so I'm trying to suppress it just happens to sound like a vomit sound. Actually, I haven't told her what I do for a living yet. She hasn't asked. It's gonna say delivery driver. Should I say Amazon flex? 'cause then I can say I can just, what if she also says no worry me too. I'll be like, oh shit a seaside blue. I never seen a seaside. I walked 10,800 steps. Might do 15,000 when I get back to the car park to say I inherited a quarter of a million pounds from my dad and I invested it in s and p 500. Uh, as is live off the dividends and interest just looking for a girl to fuck in the meantime. Um, do you think gold believe that that inherited 200 k and I disinvested and I just live off passive interest. It is kind of farfetched Then just say, so what do you do all day if you don't work? Um, nothing <laugh>. That's what literally what I do. Like I go walking. Where's the other beach? Uh, what's it called? Ban them. I wouldn't say it's the best beach in ever. I prefer bete. I thought Bete was nicer. 'cause it's a long stretch of beach. Not like little coves. It is be in Cornwall. Feel the same to me. Cornwall, Evan, whatever. That beach over there looks bigger. Wait a minute. Something that's kind of different. Like the beach has gotten bigger. The hell, I swear the beach was way smaller than that when I got here. Beach is massive now. It must be Tide going out. Beach massive. It's cute. Whoa. Yeah, when I got here, the beach was just that tiny little bit there. And now it's all this. Maybe I walked down. Maybe there would be connection if you give it a chance to establish itself. Wow. So noisy from here. I can hear it. Well the waves look crazy. People suck. Are they? It sounds like a disaster kind of movie. Everyone's running for their lives. Yeah. Huh? I can see my car. I look like Da Vader the shape of my hat. Where's my car? Is it streaming? Should be okay. Oh, three o'clock maybe. It might be like four o'clock, five o'clock when I get back. Too many people. Nah, I don't really want to. I don't really want to go down to the water. Might head back soon. So I've done seven hours already at eight today. <silence> <silence> <silence> Take, take. Oh my. <silence> <silence> <silence> Get if you get to <silence> Oh in one way. Where the fuck? Oh, I've been in the fall. I've been this way before. Stop coming. So much traffic. <silence> <silence> Says I can't. <silence> <silence> <silence> See you in different places. Only thousand. You. I I am back. Yeah. Mark's written. Mm-hmm <affirmative> That was a long drive. Mark it. Hmm. Okay. I got a bit nervous. It was taking me into Plymouth but I managed to navigate it perfectly. Now pot noodle. Where's my tripod? Toilet. Ah, first wash face. Nice face wash. Who stayed for the whole car trip back home. And uh, did you see I gave a lift to that guy. I don't know if you saw this guy had a broken leg. He was like waving at me so I stopped and he asked for a lift up to the top of the road. Couldn't really say no. Can I? I better disconnect. Always disconnects when something interesting happens. Might have a drink. Coffee pot noodle. Drive to didley squat. How far is that? Oh god. Market's ripping. Should have went long again. Uh, see miss out trades for driving nearly two hours. You know, it's like one hour and a half. Oh, where are my cre? No, my Chris, where are my CREs? What what A long day. Uh, it's been eight hours. I think Jesus put all your money in c, f, d Long 20 x leverage. That's my advice. That's what I'm gonna do when the market crashes. I'm gonna go long CFDs. I'm gonna long term hold. 20 x leverage. Ate it after a hard day of work. Nothing beats a pop. N Delicious. Nah. Says do this. At the end of a relationship. There are certain things that you can always count on narcissists to do at the end of the relationship relationship. It's like they all read from the same playbook. They all do the exact same things. They rewrite the entire relationship to make themselves the victim as though you did them wrong. As though you owe them nothing. And then they discourage you coldly like you never meant nothing. They're not sad about it. They don't reveal any of their emotions to you that are heartbroken. And instead, you are the only one who is going through it. You are the only one who sad about it. I, I say you know that yes, you are dealing with a narcissist because narcissists only care about themselves. Their feelings are only for themselves. They don't feel anything for you. They don't care about you. I'm m people to go off and sear your name. So they destroy your reputation, they isolate you and then they go and act like they're living their best lives. And they're so happy now that you, the problem is gone and they suddenly become everything that you wanted for someone else. They try to make you jealous. They act like they never needed you and you never matter to 'em. But secretly, silently they are stalking you, watching you. They develop these obsessions with you from behind the scenes <laugh>. And that's how sometimes they will return and they will bear drive you to come back. But as soon as you do, immediately they vanish again. <laugh>, they blame you for everything that went wrong. They twist every memory into something ugly. They act like the breakup was their idea. They rush into a new relationship to prove they're over it. Once hell mutual friends, you are crazy or toxic. And then they post these carefully staged pictures. Nick Janis, they act like they never needed you. Like you never matter to 'em. But secretly, silently they are stalking you, watching you. They develop these obsessions with you from behind the scenes about how sometimes they will return and they will beg and cry for you to come back. But as soon as you do, immediately they vanish again. They blame you for everything that went wrong. They twist every memory into something ugly. They act like the breakup was their idea. They brush into a new relationship to prove their over is while telling mutual friends you are crazy or toxic. And then they put these carefully staged pictures to trigger you. It's all orchestrated. They're trying to get you to chase after that see answers. They all do this <laugh>. Okay, that's funny. Is that supposed to be me? What is that supposed to be? Me, <laugh>. It's hot. It was on my discord. Yeah. All the same. They act like the victim <laugh>. So basically every human in the world is an narcissist according to that. Yeah. Beach. It's nice. Not bad. Hmm. Hmm. Uh uh hmm. Oh I, it's interesting the police don't, don't need proof that anyone came to my house. I thought maybe they wanna see my clip. Oh, is there a noodle in my coffee? Damn. My phone's 47 degrees. What the hell? Oh god. I'm tired with a blow on it. Where's my new camera? Should be coming seven o'clock. My might have a cup of hope. The cat didn't piss himself. Cat was sweeping in my room the whole night. If he needed a toilet when I was asleep, I dunno what he would do. I still feel sticky. I Are you sure the stream wasn't working when I picked up the old man? Uh, one of the best moments never get filmed because I didn't have any uh, I didn't have any connection in the car park until I left the car park. Yeah, I guess the phone recorded it. How does it wobble so much? Every step I take you should have gotten sandals because then I could walk to the water. Oh yeah. 'cause I couldn't walk very well 'cause of the stones <laugh> with people behind me. And uh, when did it come back on? Uh, it didn't come back on until I was out of the car park there. Um, there was a man, he had a broken leg and he was waving at me. So I stopped. He asked for a lift to whether they sell the tickets. So I said okay. You know, it was disconnected the whole time but I guess I have it on my phone. I dunno. I can't bother to post it anywhere. I was so tired driving home. Aw. Good thing I didn't get food would've cost me 20 pounds. What? Rip off. Ah, I was in Plymouth. Almost got a bit nervous. But I've been there before on this road. I remember taking this road to go back tother stock. Back when I was house hunting I had to do a few trips from Plymouth to Tavistock market's. Ripping. So go long again. I shouldn't have sold my long, would've made a hundred pounds. Jesus. I think I would've made a hundred pounds if I still had my long not 40 pounds. Plans for the date. Uh, secret coffee shop. Probably. I'll go live when this date's over when I get to the car. I don't know. Maybe I'll wait until I get home. I have to drive home. Not talking about the date. Did I do the nervous laughter thing again? Why do I keep doing that? Maybe I look for some white hairs. I should think I'm old. What is it like, like that? Do you wanna sit here? Yeah. Are you you looking for go? I saw him put my shoes on. Oh perfect. Oh okay. Thanks <laugh>. No, I don't mind that laugh. The thing I hate is when I start a word normally and then I end it with a he one knows. I just wanna put my shoes on. Oh perfect. Okay. It's just is the single mother girlfriend with the two strapping lines. My stepsons. <laugh>. I just wanna put my shoes on. <laugh>. <laugh>. Now the worst ones when I do that. Yeah. With the chuck at the end. Yeah. <laugh>. I start the word confidently and I end it with a weird little laugh. That's what I want to start. I want, I want end it confidently as well. Okay. Thanks. Okay, thanks. How dare you. Bugs mate. <laugh>. Imagine me saying mate, mate, mate. Or my gonna say love just to put my shoes on, mate. Vomit. Sound. Thanks <laugh>. <laugh>. Let's trying do the date. So what kind of music you like <laugh>? The look on her face. <laugh>. Oh God. I must be the weirdest looking guy there. <laugh> my World War II Japanese hat and my rolled up Charles. My oversized, oversized backpack. Everyone's basically naked. Almost my cupcake. I just put my, I flipped my phone in half. I put it in my bag strap. I've got the flip seven. It's pretty good. Just very, when I step, it's like woo woo because I'm stepping very well. I was barefoot so it was hard to walk properly. But when I stand, still looks good. And I'm not saying anything about date secret. Just be patient. You're gonna get us a new girlfriend. I kind of like gamer girl too. More. She's cuter. She also seems to be into Japan stuff. Maybe that's why she matched me. Oh God. My half cooked cupcake. Fucking hell dropped it. Sometimes physics is really annoying. Mm. Look raw. C cupcake batter in the middle. Huh? Like a mince pie with no mince in it. I put way too much batter in each cup so it collapsed on itself. Oh gooey. Uh, my new camera's coming but I feel like I don't even need it. It smashed. Samsung works pretty well. Hmm. Um, maybe I can put it by the door and then put it on that screen. Yeah. The old man, he said to me, why am I leaving? He said, it's a lovely day. Are you coming back? I said, no, I'm going home. He said, why? Uh, 'cause I've been walking around under the sun for like five hours seeing everything and all the girls in the bikinis keep turning me on. He worked there. He was, he was carrying the donation bucket thing. I dropped him off at the ticket office. I said, I've been here since 11 o'clock. He said, I've been here since five. I said, oh <laugh>. I was getting kind of fatigued with all the bums bu bikinis. One of the surfer girls had a really nice bum. It was like triangle shape, upside down triangle with a small waist. It wobbled look but don't touch. I never had a girlfriend had a nice bum like that. That's like my dream. I feel like I don't even care if she's fuck ugly. I want my next girlfriend to have a nice bum. I don't care if she's like mutant face or something or no teeth. I never had a girlfriend. A nice bum. That's why I don't really like doing doggy. 'cause I never had someone where doggy was really good 'cause they needed a good bum for that. Maybe a girl like me just can't get a girl with a nice bum. I don't know. Korean girlfriend, first Korean girlfriend had a big bum Turkish girl. Hmm. She could have a big bum. She probably would've been my girlfriend if I was nice to her. She shouldn't seem the type to just be doing like casual. I mean, we did have sex first five minutes we met. But I, I'm feeling like she would've wanted a relationship if I was nice. Those to her fat girls, no fat girls don't count because they have a big bum, but they got a big everything. So you want a big bum with a small waist. That's when it's sexy. Imagine no bum with big belly <laugh>. That looks so weird. Basically a fat man. Then now I want big bum with the small waist. And problem is, I can't exactly be picky about what the bo body of the girl looks like. 'cause it's not like my body looks perfect. I look like a twig. My, my legs look weird. I wonder if I can bulk up my legs. It's just bone. Look. Skin and bone. I did 13,000 steps. Oh, Mr. <inaudible>, you have a nice day in the sun. Mio. Yes. She's sniffing my feet. Hmm? I should have bought some treat. Why wrong? Yeah. What's wrong? It's the mail. Mail have been mailing more recently. Hmm. Yeah. Do you want a scrambled egg now? Ma'am? Are you sure Cat can eat scrambled egg? What about papa Dom? Thank you. Is he trying to eat it? Gimme can I eat it raw? Um mm-hmm <affirmative> I've gotta blow it to make it cold where it came from. Make sure it's cold there during this time. I got that. May I give him pork? Mimi Damn hungry. Damn. Look at me. You must be hungry. Then it came running. Oh, that was quick then. Hmm. More cut the foul. Yeah. Damn, look at me so quick. What's that? Why is he running away? It's just the wind. Why is he scared? It's just the wind come back. He got scared of the wind. It's just a wind blowing the curtain pork. Why is he scared? He's like really scared now. Where's your car? No, it's not salted. It is so quick. It is full up. Well I cook that egg for nothing now I Mm fine. I'll eat the egg. I forgot I had to. So ungrateful. Might have orange. Well not mom. Oh my triceps hurt some reverse pushups yesterday. Didn't even say thank you. We'll go to Plymouth three times this week. Uh, I better start practicing. Study the maps. It must be nice being a cat. Number one. You don't get pimples. Number two, you don't have to cut your hair. And number three, you don't have to worry about clothing. Don't need to have a shower apart from licking yourself. Don't need to brush your teeth. Don't need to wipe your bum when you poo. The whole Crip thing was like the biggest anti climactic event in all of history. She, she hyped it all up so much and then just disappeared. Insane. But even at haha, I was trolling or sorry guys. Changed your mind. Just gone thought she cared about us. Thought she cared about the community immunity and she basically gave all the money back to me that she was donated. So maybe she just wanted attention. That was it. Well I'm not really the best guy for that. I do put pussy on a pedestal, but I don't shower you with attention. I got the money back. Well I didn't give her any money in the first place. I got your guys money. <laugh> 'cause you guys gave her the money and then she gave it to me. <laugh> scammed my mastermind plan. No, it was late. $200. She didn't get much. The market's still ripping. I wonder if it's ever gonna crash. September 33 degrees England sws in the fourth summer heat wave. Oh imagine wearing all this kit. I'm wearing a t-shirt and I'm boiling gloves as well. How old is Indian girl? Uh, younger than you. Hmm. The worst bit is sitting in a coffee shop trying to think about something to talk about that doesn't just end quickly and then you're like, oh, that ended. And then there's awkward silence and then you've gotta suddenly find a new thing to talk about. I usually bring up Japan or travel or I know the only thing interesting about me is that I lived in Japan and Thailand. I dunno what else to ask them. God, it's so tough. 'cause people just do at most a couple of things. Like they game or they watch stuff on Netflix or maybe they've got some kind of creative hobby, like painting. Then you say, oh cool. What'd you paint? Oh, nice. Then what, what else do you say? I really don't wanna say. Can I see a picture of your painting? I really don't care. I guess it doesn't really matter. It's basically a test to see if you like each other. If you number one like the look of each other. And then number two, um, feel comfortable if it's like really awkward and you don't even like the look of each other and then it's over. Yeah. My job, I'll just say, oh, I'm a delivery driver for every, not really much you can say about that. Well the idea is you've, you've got to um, fill in the blanks so you've got a lot of blanks about the person 'cause you don't know them. So you want to like paint a picture in your mind of what this guy's life looks like. Maybe I'll bring her pot needle. Maybe there's like a video tutorial. How to go on date Cafe right now. Hello everyone. This is Matthew Hussey from Love Life. Today we are talking about three secrets to making a first date less awkward. So we all know that first dates they're primed to be awkward. It's, we go out with a person that we've probably never seen before. I mean these days, a lot of the time we haven't ever seen them before. We are meeting them for the first time since we met them online or through social media. Um, and for others they may have met him for five, 10 minutes at a bar and now this is their first official date with the guy. It's something that has the ability to be extremely awkward. So we have to now get ourselves in a mode where we say, okay, how do I make this whole process smoother? I have three quick ways for you to do this. The first one is touch early and often. What? I've gotta touch her. Oh yeah. It's Amazon a lot. Oh, guy still? Yeah, it was maybe it a strain. Yeah, that's right. You If I didn't let him in the house, if possible, that would be good. Yeah. Oh, is it the black one? No, it's, oh, after the, oh, that one. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. It's fine. But it can fix you. But we've had it, she she up there because it's hard to like queue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He tries to come in, but you pretend. Okay. Wait, how did you know what he was saying? I muted it. Oh, I think the upstairs camera mic is on. But was it muted or not? Because I pressed the mute button. I'm not allowed to let Mr mail mail in anymore. Well, how did you know it was the cat person? Mr. Mail mail banned from my house. I Now what most people do, the mistake they make is they say, I don't know this person very well and I certainly don't wanna seem too keen. So I'm not gonna get very tactile with this person in the beginning. I'm gonna just let us warm up through the day. The problem with that is, the longer you leave it before introducing touch, the more awkward touch becomes. So now, I mean for a guy, the most painstaking, horrible scenario is when you've barely touched the woman throughout the entire day. Well, I'm supposed to touch her. That's kind of weird. What, how am I supposed to touch her? Then at the end, you want to kiss her. What? So now what seems, what what really is a few centimeters seems like a mountain to climb because leaning into kiss, that person who you haven't even touched yet is like going from zero mile an hour to 60. So touch allows us to create these levels which make a smoother transition between each stage. You as a woman have a power to do this. If you initially see him and you give him a big hug, I mean, look, the guy came out to see you. You're both together. It's a great, it's a great moment that you both showed up for each other. Give him a hug, give him a kiss on the cheek if you want. It's absolutely fine. It doesn't come across as desperate. You just look like a woman who's warm. Same goes for you guys. If the woman looks a little uncomfortable, don't be afraid to lean in and give a hug. It doesn't have to be, don't give a hug. Suggestive is just a way to introduce physical contact. You can also do this throughout the date by resting your hand on his shoulder When you make a point or touching him very briefly, wait, is she, is he talking about a date? If you're a girl, if you are trying to wake him up from a little moment of you both being distracted, those little touches are crucial when it comes to building that connection. The second thing is don't sit opposite each other. So don't be, yeah, that's why I hate coffee shops. 'cause you always end up sitting opposite each other like an interview and then you can't do anything 'cause you've got a table in between you. That place where you go for a meal or even when you're at a table at a bar and you sit completely opposite each other, facing each other like it's a mirror reflection. Immediately you end up creating awkwardness. Because of course when there's a silence, there's nowhere for you to look when someone's directly in front of you and there's a silence. You can't look anywhere. In order to actually create this moment of why I'm distracted, you can look at your phone, but then that seems rude. You can't look over his shoulder or to your left. Whereas if you are sitting either adjacent to someone or next to them adjacent bench style, you are, you can watch the world together. It's almost like your people watching. So now when there's an awkward silence, it's not actually awkward, it's just a silence. 'cause you're both looking out onto the world. When you're ready to regain the conversation, you can turn to your side and say, oh, I really wanted to tell you about this thing. And carry on. So do not ever be in that place where you're opposite each other. Sit next to him or adjacent to him. Lastly, do something that involves you actually having some level of external focus. And I'm gonna say this bluntly, the worse you are at conversation, the more external focus you need. So you, what's that? What does external focus mean? Actually having some level of external focus, and I'm gonna say this bluntly, the worse you are at conversation, the more external focus you need. So if you are amazing at conversation, you can take someone into the corner of a quiet bar and you can talk all night and create this amazing connection through your conversation. If you're someone who's a little more nervous and you know that it takes you a little while to warm up, you have to do something where there's external activity. Now that might be something on the more extreme end of say a museum where there's tons of external activity. Yeah, I, I like the museum. I went to a museum in 2022, London one. It makes it so much easier when there's things to point out and say, oh look, oh that's nice. Oh, it looks like thingy from thingy. You can draw from all these external things to talk about. But when you're in a bar or Cafe eight, you've got nothing. Or a comedy show where you're both focused on something outside of yourselves. But on the more subtle end, it could just be taking a walk. If you know that there's a great river near where you are, go walk along the embankment of that river. That's a great thing to do because you know there is external stimuli outside of you that you can look at or even sitting down, you can achieve this if you were sitting on a busy park bench, people watching and there was all this activity around you. It allows you to comment on things outside of yourselves as opposed to having the sole focus be on the two of you. And the, yeah, it's kind of stuff already new. I hate sitting opposite. Um, uh, I need external things to talk about. Well, I did suggest a game, a girl too. We could go to the beach, but she said it was too much for the first date. And then she said, what about cafe? So I kind of got stuck. I dunno about touching though. Well, is he saying the girl should touch the guy? Hey guys, it's Christina Marie and today I'm going to talk about how to have an excellent coffee date. So I'm gonna jump right in. And by the way, if any time during this video you find it helpful, please hit this subscribe. Yes. A nice color, like dark blue for your pants. Wear a pair of jeans that fit you well or wear nice khaki shorts. Um, little tip, the Lululemon men's athletic shorts. I don't know what it is, but they seem to look good on all men's. So if you want comfortable shorts or even their pants, just go to Lululemon. I'll include a link below too. Buy their shorts. They just look great on you Might have to pay. Ask her. Yes. Don't just ask if she has brothers or sisters. Ask about how their, her relationship with them has changed over the years or what she liked to teach. So how has your relationship with your brothers and sisters changed over the years? <laugh> do it. Spa her, what she likes to do for fun. How she spends the weekend. Ask her how her day's going. And then ask follow up questions. Do not ask yes or no. Yeah. What do you do for fun's? Pretty basic one. The problem is if she just says, oh, not much. Watch Netflix, walk my dog. I guess you could say, oh, what dog do you have? Oh, what's his name? Questions you can usually ask any follow up question. Like, what surprised you most about X? So if she says, I like to play tennis. What surprised you most about tennis? Like used to call them like for concerts. So I remember one day I went on in Scotland, she asked me a pretty good question. She said, what was the craziest thing that happened to you when you were living in Japan? It was a good question, but I just couldn't think of an answer 'cause I couldn't say any of the crazy stuff that happened. Butcher a sex store with my ex-wife. Maybe he would go to an art museum or just a museum. Or would she rather go see a live band. So the fourth tip for really wanna be but extend the date. So after an hour or even 45. Okay. Makes more stress out about it. The more I think about it, maybe I get my own cat. Well I've always winged dates. I just show up and I'm like, okay, what are we doing? Then I just go along with it. It's either gonna be awkward or it's not. There's not really much you can do to make it. I awkward. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm <affirmative>.