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He did. I did. You did.

So I've got the Ethernet plugged in. But I can't turn off the Wi-Fi because I need it for my camera.

Um, but it uses Ethernet and Wi-Fi at the same time. Should prioritize Ethernet,

shouldn't it?

So I'm gonna try my usual setup, but now with the Evernet. And then if it still lags, then I guess the Evernet didn't fix it. And then I've got to end the stream and then change the bitrate down to like, I don't know, 600. See if that fixes the lag. And if that doesn't fix it, then I

don't know what to do.

Oh, my laptop lagging.

Why is it frozen?

It's frozen. What?

Oh, there you go. Okay, fingers crossed.

Why is this not working?

I've got so many cables. Where's this one? Wow, 200 of you guys

Back again straight away. So nice having a loyal community.

Better than Chris's stupid fans.

Why is it so loud?

Why is my keyboard not working?

Why is

it— doesn't work anymore, the plug-in keyboard. Do I like the game? Yeah, it's quite fun. The stupid keyboard doesn't work, man.

Why doesn't it work?

XP boosts. I didn't even know you had XP boosts.

I bet it's still going to lag.

Seems good so far.

Get in.

It's not lagging yet.

Graphics looking sharp.

Voice out of sync. Yeah, the camera's lagging, but the game's not.

Really? Do you think they fixed it with the update?

No way. I mean, it's going pretty good so far. I'm on a large map.

Seems pretty smooth.

I'm gaming.

I'm not driving the tank.

Why can't I get in the gun? Press punch.

How do I get

in the gun? Oh, that's not the gun. Uh, what?

I couldn't get in the gun. It's not lagging though. I'm playing large map, it's not lagging.

Why my keyboard lights keep blinking now?

Look, not lagging. Oh wait, was it lagging? Oh.

Fuck, need a medic! Position needed on the marked objective. Maybe I just don't show my camera and you don't know it's absent.

He dead. I like that. Let's go! I need to change my key bindings. Why use my keyboard?

It's not lagging.

I actually fixed it with the Evernet.

I need to change my keyboard.

Put your voice louder. Look, it's so smooth.

Testing. I'll put the game lower. How about that? Look, not lagging.

So that does res and that does this one.

Okay.

Wow, I fixed it! Look, not lagging.

It feels so smooth.

Come on, hit that!

Should probably change the category. Now my stupid keyboard keeps strobing.

Why is it doing that?

I put static, but it keeps like fading off. Okay.

Kick category,

Battlefield 6.

And what else?

Oh yeah, camera.

Yay! Hopefully it stays good. Ah, the strobing keyboard. I can't get my red keyboard to work now. I think maybe if I plug it into the other adapter—

yeah, it works. You have loads of XP boosts.

I don't really care about that.

Right,

now I can play large scale with that. Why did it spawn me right in front of the enemy?

I'll try and fix the camera in a minute.

Who's shooting me? There's a guy over there. I'm surrounded.

He dead. Ah, fucking Is this better than Rainbow Six? Um, it's different, so I'm kind of enjoying it more.

How about my back support?

More— ow, fucking chair! Look, it's not lagging!

That's amazing. I can't believe I fixed the lag. Just like that.

What's he got?

Wow, Ethernet cable really fixes it. I can't believe it actually worked.

My genius.

It was all my idea.

I take all the credit.

Where's my grenade?

I think grenade would be good on Q. I need to change my key bindings.

Grenade,

maybe this one. What else? I think that's all you need, really.

I have sprint on E. I can't believe I fixed the lag. It's not working for the grenade.

Where's the grenade?

Grenade.

Gadget 1 and 2.

Show score. I'm number 5. I'm not lagging.

Yeah, I don't really care about duplicate. I don't use the other thing anyway. Whoa!

He dead.

Ah, I was reloading.

Fucking reloading. Should never reload.

Where's my

Squad— sorry, score. I'm number 6, bro.

They're hiding in the building.

Look, it's not lagging. The vehicle was lagging so much yesterday.

How do I get in the, um,

Why is he using it? Fire! You're dead.

Where's my thing? No! Oh, I pressed the wrong button.

Does seem kind of easier with mouse.

F4. Oh, I don't have F4. Ah, that's so annoying. I've got to press function 4.

Ow,

it's

like the sun.

Why is the graphics like looking weird?

Would I do much traveling in the future? No, I've got no interest at all in traveling now.

Just gonna stream,

stay at home. I can't be bothered. No one watches my videos anymore anyway. What's the point?

What?

I did most of the damage on that. Why is he not rezzing me?

Res me.

I'm dead.

Can I ping them when I'm down?

This is so much better now.

It's not lagging at all.

Well, what was that?

Uh, we've secured more objectives. Let's hold it.

Might try controller.

Oh, he's on top of me. Look at his legs, his bum's in my crotch.

Does the sound sound better than yesterday?

Can't see them.

So nice when it's not lagging.

How are they still winning?

Where is it?

Haha,

it's a bit annoying having a camera that relies on the Wi-Fi to work. Be nice having a wired camera.

What?

Fucking head!

He

dead.

Where's my team at?

Ah, stupid monitor stands getting in the way of my mouse.

Wow, I got a gun.

What does this do? Oh.

Who's shooting missiles at me? Can't see.

I can't kill this damn guy.

He dead.

We gonna be dead.

Oh,

we did.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I can't believe that Evernet fixed the lag.

That's

crazy.

What? Oh, shut up. I do not have 6 viewers. 200 strong,

the hiding in my room army.

I'm number 13.

Fucking hell.

I knew someone's gonna come out there.

Are we winning?

No.

See, you don't even need a new computer, need Ethernet. He dead.

Wow.

Where are they?

Over things exploding.

Where everyone tuning in from today?

What?

Okay.

Might change my weapon.

Oh, I was already using it.

I thought I was using something else. Might get

a 3x scope.

Can I get the suppressor?

Oh, I can get extended barrel. What does it do?

I don't know, don't care. Oh, I got 36-round mag. Wow. I got mag flare. Wow.

Basic sight.

As well as my scope sight. What?

Oh, I got 2 scopes.

That's weird.

We're winning and I'm not at the bottom.

Guys, there's no bots. Stop talking rubbish. I'm famous, just accept it. Well, I got the wrong scope on, but actually kind of helped.

He dead.

Hey,

you guys just jealous cuz I'm famous and you're not. Who

shot me?

Why can't

I

crawl up here? What?

Need a medic! Be advised, objective Delta taken by hostile.

The enemy attacking more objectives.

Haha, you don't. Why is it changing to my— I don't want my pistol.

I don't know why it changes to my pistol when I go from the defib.

Hello, Blue Fool, where are you tuning in from? Fucking idiot.

It keeps changing to my stupid pistol.

Hit that.

Oh.

I'm number 14.

Where's my camera?

I'm not Zerg rushing, I'm supporting my team with Healings. See, look, I'm getting 40 points healing.

Uh, where's my

team at?

Whoa.

Ah,

where everyone

tuning?

Oh, we win easy.

Might try controller. Hey, nice, not lagging. I can actually enjoy the game now.

Try some controller gameplay.

I've got good mic audio quality. Everyone's enjoying the stream.

I find controller more comfortable than hunched over keyboard and mouse. I can lean back and I got auto aim, aim assist.

Okay, what gun should I take?

I can't believe it's not lagging.

I don't like the vibration. How do I turn that off?

Buttons, control, vehicle driving.

Why are there so many damn settings but not the one I want?

How do you turn it off?

What are my life goals? I want to buy a little stone cottage with a fireplace.

How do I turn off vibration? Help me.

Vibration off. Why did I have to go through 1, 2, 3, 4 menu systems to turn off the stupid vibration?

How do I change the scope? Uh, I like how all the buttons are nearby on the controller instead of all over the keyboard.

Way more comfortable.

Oh, it's so smooth. Look, I'm getting 68 FPS.

Oh, where the enemy's at?

Oh my god, what's going on?

I keep accidentally touching things with my finger.

Ah, he dead.

I can't see, it's too bright. He dead.

Oh, he actually did die.

I can't see anything, it's too bright.

I need to upgrade my PC. It's actually working perfectly.

Oh,

I shot him in the penis!

How did that not work? We are winning the fight, keep it up!

I want a missile launcher as well.

Might try a new class, getting bored of support.

I

keep accidentally knocking my table with my knuckle.

Where is he?

All right, I'm gonna change my class. Getting bored of this. Maybe I'll try—

he has, um,

Inflicting damage when enemy spots them. That's pretty good.

Faster reload, increased grenades.

Engineer.

Could try a sniper but with a machine gun instead.

Might try this gun.

I've got laser designator.

Huh, recon drone.

No, I've got a mine,

frag grenade.

Could give this a try.

A mine could be pretty useful.

I'll put it here.

Ah.

We're destroying them.

What is this thing?

What is that?

What?

Someone res me.

No one's rezzing me. Idiots.

I really, I hate the left thumbstick. It hurts my thumb.

Ha ha ha ha! What?

What? Nice.

Oh,

I just killed someone with my Claymore. That I planted ages ago.

Can't save him.

No, I'm getting points. I got 500 points.

I got 600 points. 850. I'm still 25th.

He dead.

Give me more points. What is this?

Motion sensor.

Number 23.

I've only died 5 times actually.

What's that?

This Ethernet cable already fixed. Everything. I can't believe it.

Look, to get points, just capture the points. You don't even have to kill anything. I've only killed 2 people. Who's that?

Keep pushing. Gear 5, if we need a tactical, the mark has changed.

No, I'm in a tank. Why don't I play with viewers?

Who?

None of you even play this game.

Ah, fucking.

I don't know if I like Recon. Might change.

So he has Assault Ladder or Projectile Launcher.

He's also got a grenade launcher. That's pretty good. What's that one? Incendiary shotgun. Maybe I should level up assault.

And he's got stun grenade and frag grenade.

Hmm, assault ladder.

They did that. What? No, I can put a ladder.

Look at that. What?

I want

to do my ladder.

Look, I got a ladder. Wow.

He dead.

I dead. It's like Death Stranding ladder.

I don't like this gun.

Where's my ladder?

But my ladder's still there. How many ladders can I put down? I put a ladder up there, but now I can go up here. What?

Why won't they let me have fun with my ladder?

Ow! Can I put the ladder on the tank? Who the fuck keeps doing that?

They're getting destroyed by us.

Look, my ladder. I'll put it up here. Look at that.

That's pretty cool.

What's this? Oh, adrenaline.

Oh, he dead. Where's my ladder? I'll put it up there. Look, look, look, look.

That's pretty cool.

And then I get up here and then I go in the bus. Hee, that's pretty cool.

I'm number 25.

Where's my ladder?

Hit that.

Oh God, my ladder.

Every time I put the ladder down, I die.

Nice.

We win easy. That's what you get.

Camera's not liking this much now.

Wow, look how many points I got! Wow,

whoa, what happened?

Where everyone tuning from? Guy,

what time is it?

1 o'clock.

I don't like this gun.

I like the, uh,

LMG.

I might use this one.

Oh, it started.

I got ladder.

Uh, oh,

I'm

still alive.

Cool, I blew him up. How do I revive? Oh, he's down.

Oh, I killed him.

I did.

I'm number 20.

Res me.

He dead. Oh, is this his body just fly off into the air?

Isn't it gonna explode? How do I cook the grenade?

I quite like the grenade.

What?

What does adrenaline do?

I got ladder.

Hit that.

He's not dead.

Oh, I nearly got him with my ladder. Do I not get points for using the ladder?

Why am I all alone?

Wait,

what? I had the jump on him.

My

car!

Bravo is under attack.

If I record a video—

where's my mouse?

Damn, it lags when I record a video. Maybe don't do that. The whole computer lags when I start recording.

I guess I'll just download the stream.

Malada, we're winning.

Can I put ladder up here? Oh, I can, kind of.

Can I put it up there?

I'll put it up there. I can't. Oh, he shot my ladder. Oh.

Look at my

ladder. He dead.

The ladder is pretty funny.

I can drag him. That's pretty cool. Come on.

Oh, I put another ladder here.

Look at my ladder.

Even Rainbow Six doesn't have a ladder.

Caiu.

What? Show score. 30th, not too bad.

We're winning.

My thumb hurts.

Just join his game. How'd you do that? Fucking hell, he dead.

Yeah, I got a kill finally.

I can't even get one kill without dying.

I

only died 10 times.

Why are you saying 6 out of 8?

My ladder— why won't it go up the ladder?

Why

aren't they helping me?

Stupid

idiots.

Where everyone tuning from, guys? Hit it!

Oh, I was gonna ladder.

Over there.

Ah,

I

don't like this gun.

At least we're

winning.

He dead. I dead.

Wow, I did something.

Damn, we're losing all the points.

This stupid fucking yellow thing out of the way. Why is it lagging?

I'm lagging.

Why is it lagging?

The Ethernet cable's not working.

I'm lagging bad.

Damn, it's windy outside. I'm still lagging.

Oh, shut up. It's not about the, the rig, it's the stupid internet.

I'm streaming low quality so I don't lag.

The internet isn't as simple to fix. Just buy a better computer.

I keep lagging now. It was fine earlier.

You dead?

Maybe I'll turn the game off and on.

I don't know how you— I might leave this game, join a new one, see if it fixes it. Really annoying.

How's my YouTube video doing?

Number 2 out of 10, pretty good.

Daniel cashing in on other people's drama.

Let's see if it's lagging. Oh, I'm still getting the lag symbol.

Oh, it's gone now.

This is like Halo.

I'm stuck,

I'm stuck. I can't— why am I— oh, I'm not getting off it. I thought I was getting off it.

Where's my ladder?

Put my ladder up there.

No, I just climbed into this little balcony.

Whoa, who's that? Why is it lagging so much? What the hell?

Oh, lagging.

I don't understand why it's lagging. Look, I'm number 4. I've

got 20 frames per second.

Everyone's spawning with me.

A spot. Why am I stuck at 20 FPS?

What?

I really— I don't know if I need a new computer or what.

I'm getting all these points though hiding here.

I don't know why it's stuck at 20 FPS. Hey, look, so laggy, but it's stuck at 20 FPS.

I mean, if it's fun and doesn't lag, I would play more games, but you gotta invest in a better system, I guess. I don't know, it's so— it's like stuck at 20 FPS now for no reason.

Maybe my system's overheating, it's getting throttled.

I can't play like this. This isn't stupid.

Oh, fuck's sake. I don't know why is it stuck at fucking 20 FPS overheating.