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The drawbridge is lower. Breach the castle in the name of Argon. Ah, it's like the weapon again.

So Devastator, what does he do? He's got Trumpet and Charger.

How do I get Leaping Strike?

I just killed 2 of my own people.

Uh, so

what does this guy do?

He's got 2 axes. You're

dead.

Allez.

He dead. He dead. Axe. Very

good. What?

Come on, respawn me!

What? He one-shot me with a dagger!

Insane!

What's happening to my head?

Oh, I don't like this axe. I like the mace more. I don't understand what this guy does differently.

What does this guy do?

I like this guy more.

Oh, I got him!

Really?

Regicide. Oh, my throat hurts.

Enjoying the stream, guys.

Our people suffer and die, yet the Lion's Web dares to strike now. You have no claim, boy. Charge their faces! Clear the rats from their nests!

What does it mean, killed by the crustacean soup? This is Chivalry 2, my favorite video game.

I don't want to die.

Healing.

Reinforcements are almost here. Hold our

positions. You're dead.

What?

Fight as one.

Must provide more time for our reinforcements.

Our reinforcements have arrived! Good Consolidate our forces and push forward! Escort the ram to their gates. The success of our offensive hinges on

its destruction.

You dead.

You dead.

I did.

He did.

What?

I like, I like this level. It's good.

Oh, I nearly got hit by that.

Oh,

look how many I'm killing. The fire— oh, I just killed like 5 people. Holy shit, look how many points I just got from the firebomb.

Damn.

Fireball is

OP.

What?

I went straight to the top of the leaderboard.

Well fought, my brothers and sisters! The ramp is in place!

Shatter that gate! The demon Maulric Hero empowers somewhere within.

Healing.

Oh,

I threw a knife in his face.

No, dead again.

Oh,

ah,

I keep dying.

Yeah, it's online.

Huh.

What, what a joke.

He

dead.

No, I'm gonna use my firebomb.

Oh, I still got it, my firebomb.

Can't do anything.

This is bad.

The gate has fallen! Agathians, make your way through the city to the citadel! Agathians, we must use powder kegs to blast our way through the city ruins! Morrik's lair is near!

You

know,

at

least I'm not dead.

He dead.

Healing. Their defenses crumble beneath the weight of our wrath. Keep pushing.

He dead.

He

dead.

I cannot.

Why can't I jump over this? What?

My stamina goes down so quickly.

Oh, I killed him.

No.

What time? 6 o'clock. 1 hour to go.

What?

I don't know if I like this class.

What does he even do differently to the Knight?

No movement speed penalty.

You're dead.

You're dead.

Oh.

My

throat hurts.

What?

What?

He dead. I dead.

Oh, oh, got him too! Killed 2! Oh,

I got him now! Oh,

I got him too!

Got it.

The first of his name! Cast down your sword or die in disgrace!

Come,

I will reunite you with your father. Sounds like Sean Bean.

He dead. He

dead.

Prehend the measure of the sacrifices I have made for this kingdom.

You have sacrificed our— oh, he did. For this illusion of security, for that you must die.

You take after your father. He also brought ruin to this kingdom. It was I who restored it to its former glory. My father cannot rest in peace until the Gabbian integrity is restored to the throne.

I did.

Your expulsion will reunite this kingdom, and we will once again stand strong in solidarity.

Sheathe your sword! Join us in repelling the foreign horde! This is bigger than our petty squabbles. The reign of the Mason Order ends today! Hmm.

Oh, he dead.

You

did

it, you did

it! All right.

Why does he want to sue the BBC?

Just sue the whole country.

Wow, he did.

We lost.

What did they make him say out of context?

Oh, not the brown level.

The reclamation of Mount Fuchs.

The Tenosians have come out to meet us on the field this day. They desire honorable combat, and they shall have it. I want to get the— oh, that's the sword I wanted! The Highland sword, not the greatsword.

I was leveling up the wrong character. Oh God, we need to disable the artillery atop our own fortress. Prepare to attack!

We need petards to breach the wall. Bring those carts forward!

Ah, nearly gone.

I leveled up the wrong character. The trebuchet broken.

He dead. He dead.

Keep pushing. Do that.

He died.

Oh.

I did.

He dead.

He dead.

Excellent! The petard carts are in position. Ready an assault on the walls. Use the petard carts on those walls to weaken them.

He dead. He dead.

Get

it.

What? I got him.

He got me.

That was

pretty funny.

You dead. The helmet fell off. Can't

see.

You dead. You dead.

Eat it. Oh, I got the axe. You

dead.

The walls have been broken open. Akathians into the breach!

He dead.

Give me axe.

What now? Not happening. I did.

Wow, look at his axe.

What? Why does jumping in there make you die?

Get it.

What?

Not my bum.

25 minutes.

Allez.

Guard

my ass.

That hurts. Eat it.

Oh.

What?

Reach the wheel from the tower and open that gate.

You're dead.

Eat that.

What?

Eat that. Damn, I'm doing good.

Ah,

ah, dead.

I have to climb the ladder every time.

Fucking idiot.

Yeah.

He dead.

Ah, doing such good swings.

Oh.

I'm dead.

This

is not how it ends.

What? Why are they always behind me?

Eat

it,

eat it!

Damn, I'm number 4.

We can't afford to lose any more men. Retreat!

The sacking of Bridgetown.

No, Ollie, my phone is at the repair shop.

Yeah, well, unfortunately the Kick money is still better than YouTube,

even only $6 an hour.

All right.

Uh, 30 minutes left.

Protect the orchards! We must defend our livelihoods!

Whoa.

Oh, that—

Oh, he dead. For some reason it seems easier to kill people with this guy than the knight.

Like it takes less hits. This is— oh my arm.

Whoa, he dead.

Oh God.

Oh, smashed in the face.

The vineyards, they are ruined!

Raiders are putting our estates to the torch!

Whoa, one shot.

I did.

Oh, he did.

I did.

You're right.

I did. Hold the Tenosians off at the gates. Defend Bridgetown.

All right.

Nee, die kommen.

What a nice town.

What happened to stocks?

I don't want to look.

You're dead.

You're dead.

What? Whoa, spy ripping! It's my lung still there.

Whoa, it's up £27! Whoa, I'm £17.50!

I'm up £27! I told you,

didn't I tell you?

I told you! Close game.

Where's Chrome?

Holy shit, my trade actually worked! I'm up £28.

I'm at 1756. It's gonna take my profit.

I might take profit. £28, mine. Profit taken.

Damn, I actually got a trade right.

Oh, look at that.

I told you we swept some liquidity. From London low, bounced off Asia low,

and then headed, headed for London high.

That was a pro trade. I thought things were going well because I didn't get the notification saying I got stopped out.

Account's back at 1758.

And that is how you day trade.

Take profit at the top, equal highs.

Damn, good thing I got out those shorts.

Massive green candle.

Also, SPY bounced off this line perfectly. Look, broke resistance, retested it, used it as support. Textbook. I'm back at 1753 now.

What's my stocks and shares ISA rate?

Uh, kind of the same. And Bitmine tanked, that's why.

See, you gotta wait, you'll wait for the setup to present itself. We had London low, Asia low, swept London low, and then back up.

Take £30 profit. I don't know how much I made today from closed trades,

so I made £29. I made 29 pence. I lost 561. I made £1. I lost £9. I made £2.33. I lost £24.

I made 18 pence. I made 5 pence.

I lost 37 pence.

I made 26.89.

I lost £10.

I lost £9. So net profit £1.

Today's trading result, up £1.

Up 1 pound.

At least I didn't lose anything.

All that was for nothing.

All that for nothing.

Jesus. And then I'm back to where I started before the day started. 1700s.

Now we rip.

My Facebook flat.

Well, I'm going for dinner. See you at 8. The bullshit.