Hiding In My Room Is Going Live!

Boring.

Oh,

now they're gardening around me. Oh,

why is my phone so laggy? Is the stream

laggy?

It's really laggy on my phone.

Kick sucks. Why is my phone

so laggy? Yeah, it's like really stuttery,

isn't it? The hell?

What?

Kick sucks. What? Why?

Maybe the phone is too hot and it's like

overheating.

Oh my God, so hard to stream.

So laggy, what the hell?

The water looks muddy. Yeah, I don't know

why in Thailand all the water looks green

and brown. It's pretty full of poo.

Too many open apps. I don't think

No idea. Everything goes wrong.

Stream snipe the CX group. They were here

yesterday, actually. Looking at the,

the animals in the market.

You can't even go on the YouTube app and

press go live without problems. What a

stupid thing.

Why is it so hard to do a livestream? I

don't get it. Never used

to be this hard. It used to be easy.

Maybe I'll try closing all the apps. Give

me a second. I can't even see my screen

because it's so bright.

I think I fixed it. Oh my God, they're all

doing gardening all around

Imagine gardening in this weather. That

would be horrible. In this weather, that

would be horrible.

Problem is I can't fold my phone now since

the YouTube app— given

up on Kick already. Yeah.

I gave up on Kick after 10 minutes.

What's the point? Stupid, isn't it?

Stupid app.

Stupid rubbish,

rubbish app.

Oh, I don't know what to do now.

Ruined all my plans. Maybe I'll get my

tripod out. Well,

I just hold it like this.

YouTube is—

they demonetize my streams when there's

music. Demonetized a

lot recently. I don't know why. I think

maybe because I keep talking about Weird

stuff. So I requested

a review. 2 of them got set back to green.

One of them stayed as yellow. They said,

unfortunately, your stream is not

suitable. I don't know what I said that

wasn't suit— it was in the tax one, the

one about tax. YouTube told me it's not

suitable for ads. I don't remember what

I said. These people must have

horrible job. I'm just wearing a t-shirt

and I'm sweating. Look, I'm dripping sweat

down my face.

They're all covered in, in like a mask and

a hat and stuff so I don't get sunburnt.

What's the plan today? I thought I was

going to go buy fish, but I'm not sure

now. My iPhone is burning up. Oh my God,

it's so hot.

Also, the YouTube app doesn't let me use

the wide-angle camera. It just won't let

me use it.

But the wide-angle lens is kind of shaky.

There's no stabilization on it. They only

put the stabilization on this camera.

Is it illegal to give your girlfriend a

lap dance? Uh, yeah, if you film it in

a high-class hotel restaurant.

Being outside in Thailand is hell.

I'm under a shade right now, the tree

I thought I'd have a nice peaceful stream

in the park, but everyone's gardening,

mowing the lawn and stuff.

Seeing everyone attack me when I moan

about YouTube being dead is kind of funny

because they're so wrong. They think

they know why my channel fell off,

but they completely get it wrong.

Everyone says different things like your

content never changed, but then they—

other people also say your content became

boring, which means it must have changed

if it became boring. Do you ever

watch your own videos back? Yeah, if like

a year has passed, I'll watch the old ones

from last year, and it's kind of funny to

see where I was and what I was doing.

Do you remember last year I was cutting

those logs in my mom's garden and I was

streaming myself messing around with the

banjo?

I want to buy a fish. That's— that was the

main goal for today. I want to buy like a

little fish to bring back home or to

release into the murky pond.

I seen— see them sell those little betta

fish for like 100 baht in a tank,

in a little, um, what's it called,

ecosystem, mini ecosystem tank.

My sister I haven't talked to my sister

since she came here,

which was last month. My iPhone is so hot.

What is going on? I need to turn

off the data, maybe.

iPhones really suck. They overheat, the

camera's rubbish.

Turn the data off for a bit.

It's funny when I say, oh, YouTube's a

dead platform, then everyone says, no,

Daniel, your channel's dead because of

this and that. Yeah, because you don't

watch it anymore, that's why it's dead.

This is literally what I was doing 4 years

ago when people— I mean, 4 years ago this

stream would have had like 600 viewers.

Just doing the same thing, but it just

suddenly got boring.

I want to get the Google Pixel. If I had

to get a new phone, I'd get the Google

Pixel. See you,

Maybe the Google Pixel 7,

I think it's called.

iPhones overheat, I don't know why. I

think it's because it's made out of metal

or something. They use too much metal in

the phone.

Oh, I haven't done IRL since May. Kind of

scared now.

I was getting used to it in Japan, doing

it every day. Last time I did it,

I was in that park, wasn't I, in Japan,

saying my girlfriend blocked me? Yeah, do

you remember that? It's in the park in

Japan. My girlfriend blocked me and I

was saying that she hasn't replied to

me for, for 3 days, and then I went back

to the you-know-who's house for

one more day, and then I left.

Maybe I'll sit on the grass. Do you think

it's safe? Ah,

it's quite a nice park. People just come

here and sit by the water.

I guess I can sit here. Someone over there

sitting there.

Channel World of Oni, never heard of it.

Yeah, these new channels that blow up,

they'll get tons of views for the first

year or two. Atsushi Vlogs kind of dying,

don't you think? He only gets like 40-50k

views now. Used to get 100k views.

Sora the Troll only gets like 50K. Ben

Dean only gets 40K. It's not just me.

Does your girlfriend know about your

channel? Yeah, she does.

No, it's not Lumpini Park. Chat Jack to

Jack. I want to learn how to say park. We

learned quite a lot today. We learned how

to say here and where and

what do you do at place.

It's quite easy.

Park is one. Okay.

Girlfriend's crazy ex doesn't live in

Bangkok. He lives somewhere else.

Apparently he got a new girlfriend and he

40 to 50 isn't dying. I think it's dying

when you drop down from like 100, 200K

down to 50K.

It's a big drop, and when it starts

dropping, it just carries on dropping

unless you're a genius and come up with

another viral idea.

I didn't talk to anyone today. Yesterday I

went home with American Dan.

American Dan's nice. We rode the train

together and we talked about, uh, I forgot

what we talked about actually. Just like

small talk, you know, what, what are you

doing in Thailand, have you been to Japan,

blah blah blah. I actually don't remember

what we said. He said he spent some time

in England because he was studying

something.

Have you guys learned to read Thai yet?

No, we learned to read, I think, level 3.

We're on level 1 now, but I can already,

already read quite a lot. It's just a few

letters I don't know how to read.

Now it's real fans instead of hate

watchers. Yeah, it's a shame. I had way

more hate watchers though.

My favorite Thai dish? I don't like any

Thai food. I haven't found

anything that I thought was amazing.

It's too spicy. It's a problem. All the

food is really spicy. They love chili and

they love sugar. You're good at learning

languages. Yeah, maybe I am. It's just

kind of funny because I'm so scared of

talking to people. You wouldn't think I'd

care about learning how to talk to people

when I'm scared to talk to people.

I do seem to pick up the grammar pretty

quickly. There's people in the class that

are still struggling with I and you.

There's this kid He's like 13 years old

and he's probably the worst in the whole

I just find it very— it's like the grammar

makes a lot of sense. It doesn't take a

lot of time to see how it works and then

it clicks and then you're like, oh, I get

But I still don't understand what anyone—

anything anyone's saying. I went into the

shop to buy a sandwich, didn't understand

a word she said. She probably said, do you

want a plastic bag? I just ignored her and

I said, can I have a plastic bag, in

English. So I still don't understand a

word people are saying. Maybe just like

one or two words at the end of the

I— yesterday, last night, I made tandoori

air-fried beef and it was really good.

I just put tandoori powder on everything

and then I put it into the air fryer. And

it tastes really good.

I think people here think I'm Thai because

at the train station people come up to me

and ask me for directions, and then I say,

sorry, I don't understand. And they look

shocked. They're like, oh, and then they

walk off.

There's also a lot of blind people here.

You see a lot of blind people getting on

the train and being helped onto the train.

I saw like 3 blind people with the blind

cane get on the train this morning.

I just wonder, are they completely blind?

They can't see anything, then what's the

point going outside? How do you even know?

I can't shut my eyes and then I wouldn't

even know where the train station— I'd

walk right into the water and drown,

probably. So I don't even know how they

know how to get anywhere or do any

shopping when they're completely blind,

unless they can see a tiny bit, maybe.

Imagine being blind. It'd be so boring.

Can't play games, can't look at women,

can't watch TV, can't watch YouTube.

All you can do is listen and touch and

taste.

I think gai means chicken.

I bet it's like orange and really spicy.

Gai is chicken and kai is egg.

I hope there's no monitor lizards here.

Those things are scary.

I feel kind of stupid now. I was trying to

get people to join my Kick and then I'm

streaming on YouTube. Oh well,

whatever. Yeah, this is a nice— it's kind

of weird because it's actually a bigger

park over that way, but there's a road

that splits it in 2 and I came into the

small park. 2 Daniel

streams in one week. Uh,

yeah, well, I was going to stream on Kick

today, but Kick sucks.

Just keep it simple, stay on YouTube, I

guess. Use the YouTube app.

Maybe next time I'll set up Larix

broadcaster stream using that.

Is Bangkok hotter than UK during a heat

wave? Hmm,

it's not hotter, but it's humid. I don't

remember the UK being humid last year.

Last year in the UK it got up to 40

degrees, but it didn't really feel humid.

It just felt like scorching sun.

I'm assuming there's nothing you can do to

increase the quality. Is the quality not

good? On the YouTube app, there's no

options. It just streams at the best

quality it can.

Oh yeah, it looks kind of crap, doesn't

Maybe because I'm in a park and not near

the buildings and the roads.

Oh my— oh my God, oh my God, freaking

lizard! Jesus Christ, look at that thing!

That thing's huge!

Oh my God, let's go, let's go! Is it

coming out? Those things just come out of

nowhere. It went under the water.

I think it's coming out. Where'd it go?

I saw one of them climb a tree and then it

fell into the pond once.

They're really quick as well. They can

just shoot off. I don't think they attack

humans unless they feel scared. Where did

it go? Did you see that? Oh my God!

Oh, fly landed on my arm.

Oh,

I heard if you get bitten by a monitor

lizard, there's so much bacteria and

viruses and pathogens in their mouth and

the saliva. If you don't get to a hospital

quick you die.

They have like this flesh-eating bacteria

in their saliva, and it's like one bite—

if it bites a cow or something, the cow

dies in 10 minutes. Where did it go?

Those things freak me out. They look like

dinosaurs. They're like crocodile.

Imagine a crocodile but with longer legs,

and they can run. 20 kilometers per hour.

At least crocodiles aren't very quick.

Isn't that for Komodo dragons? I think the

monitor lizard is a type of Komodo dragon.

It's like within the— within this

subspecies of— is a subspecies of Komodo

Uh, do you remember that slum area I

accidentally walked into? That was huge,

that one there. I'm scared now.

Where did it go? It came across

here and then just disappeared.

You were gonna say genre. Why did YouTube

hold that message? Show.

Yeah, I was gonna say— I wanted to say

something like— I don't know what the

scientific term is.

For types of animals. So weird

they let them just roam around. There's no

way if this was the UK they would have

rounded them up.

I think it's gone.

I might get out my little selfie stick

because my little finger's hurting.

So when I walk, does it look stable? At

least I can't use the wide angle.

Maybe I can buy a little wide angle

clip-on.

Where's my selfie stick?

Okay, now I look like a proper YouTuber.

I'm scared that lizard's gonna sneak up on

I hate how you look like such a tourist

when you've got a selfie stick.

How much battery? I've got 57% battery.

Uh, should I plug it in?

Could plug it in.

What's a tegu?

Oh look, they're building a new building

up there. I wish I lived here. I want

to live in one of the condos around the

park so I can come here.

Oh, there's something on my leg. Oh, what

is that? Oh, that's an ant. It's a

freaking weird-looking ant. Oh my God,

everything here is weird. The ants look

weird, they've got massive heads.

This grass looks pretty clean.

Charging,

I think. Maybe— oh, there's the end. Oh,

that's weird looking.

Why does it look like that?

Oh my God, I can see the lizard thing. I

think that's the lizard thing where all

the little waves are coming out of.

Have I been to the weekend market? Yeah,

I've been a few times. I thought we could

go today. Is it charging or

not charging?

How miserable are we feeling today? Uh,

not feeling too bad.

I swear that thing's going to pop out of

nowhere when I'm looking down at my back

I'm trying to turn my battery charger on.

Come on.

Oh wow, thanks, Shah W.

Very generous.

I've been watching since 2017. Oh,

thanks.

I think it's char— I can't tell if it's

charging or not. This battery charger is

kind of weird.

What is

Ant. Do you think I should try practice

some Thai today?

Why do foreigners sound so gay when they

try speak Thai. Did you see Sam Pepper

speaking some Thai? He sounds so funny.

But my trousers are going purple because

of all the sunlight.

Being away for 2 months, life update

please. 2 months. Well, I cheated on my

girlfriend with a Korean woman,

and I was living with the Korean woman for

like a week, and then my girlfriend found

out, and then she nearly dumped me. And

then I came flying back to Thailand to

get back with her. Then we got back

together, and then I started going to a

Thai language school.

And people say, people say my life's

boring now. It's not boring.

I just don't really make a video making a

big fuss out of things nowadays.

Back in the day, I might have made like a

big video about it and then it would have

gotten 50k views and then people would be

like, oh, you're such a scumbag, Daniel.

But because I didn't make a video about

it, it's like it didn't happen.

We're at 56% battery. I can't tell if it's

charging. The little battery icon is

flashing.

I'm thinking the battery charger is not

powerful enough to keep

it charged while streaming.

What does your girlfriend think of your

YouTube channel? She doesn't really like

it, just like everyone else. She said,

she said, I hope your second channel blows

up. And then you can delete hiding in my

room.

I wouldn't delete it.

Become a full-time IRL streamer.

Uh, it's just hard work,

and then I'm very scared to talk whilst

there's people around me. I get very

nervous when I see white people as well.

There's some white people over there. I

need to build up some confidence. It's

been a while.

Why doesn't she like your channel?

Because it's full of girls, like Turkish

girls. Chiharu, Dutch girl, Essex girl.

It's funny, Essex girl started messaging

me again, just like how I predicted it.

Do you remember I said I predicted when

I'm far away from the UK, when I'm living

in Thailand, I bet you anything she's

going to start messaging me again?

She unblocks me.

I'm not using iOS, Android. Usually

there's a little lightning bolt if it's

charging, but it's just flashing.

Hmm,

I want to go to the market, but I'm

scared.

By the time I go there, my battery is

going to be dead. Maybe we'll just inch

closer and closer, tree by tree.

The market's that way, I think.

What happened to Swedish girl?

What, the one that I met in Japan? I don't

know, she disappeared.

I think I, I actually nearly moved into

that condo. I was about to sign the lease.

But then they invited me and my girlfriend

to a group chat, and they wanted me to

send a picture of my passport. But that

was when I was keeping my name a secret,

so I quickly made up an excuse saying,

"Oh, actually, it's too expensive." Oh,

what's that? That apartment

over there would have cost me twenty

thousand baht a month.

Oh my God, you're outside. Yep,

sweating.

Look how much I'm sweating.

It's weird, when I flip the camera,

there's 2 selfie cameras. For some reason

it flips between selfie camera 1, then

selfie camera 2, which is closer.

Oh my God,

it's not even super

hot today. It's like mildly hot. It can

get a lot hotter.

Just scared.

Hmm, what to do?

I still don't know how to say why.

Why should be taught at the beginning, I

think. So weird-looking tree.

Yeah, it's been raining a lot. A lot of

rain, a lot of thunder, lightning, a lot

of blackouts because of the lightning.

These trees look funny.

There's a little palm inside.

Oh, look at that dragonfly.

I just say fish. I think it's blah blah.

I don't know what tone it is. Is it blah

or blah? All black. I still

feel too nervous to use Thai.

Let's go this way.

I don't know if I want to use the selfie

stick.

I don't know, selfie stick.

Did you see homeless is in Ukraine? Why

would you want to go to Ukraine?

You really want to get blown up?

Wow, look.

Do I look good?

It's funny. I cancelled my IRL server

yesterday, and then I suddenly wanted to

do IRL. Make up your mind.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

It's a nice park. I think it's better than

Lumpini.

Do I wear sunscreen? No, but I don't

think I'm going to be out for very long.

Might just be out for a few hours.

So my phone's not charging, but it's not

draining either. It's just staying at 56%.

This park It's called Jatujak Park.

Girl, she looks too young.

I talked to American Dan yesterday. He

said he thought I'm 22. I said, um, I said

I was living in Japan. I was divorced. I

got married and divorced. And he was like,

oh shit, I thought you were like young and

20 or something. I said, no, I'm old.

Old and divorced.

Did you memorize all of the vocabulary?

For N2? I guess so,

if I passed it. Got like 100% pass

rate on vocab. I did really well.

Oh, the white guy. I did really well on

N2. It's just N1— N1 reading, I got

destroyed. But N1 vocab and kanji, I did

really well.

Don't you think it's weird people still

think I'm 20-something.

On YouTube people say, oh, he only looks

young because he's using a filter, but

people in real life think I'm like

20-something still, and I'm not using a

filter in real life. I don't wear makeup.

Have you been recognized? No, I haven't

been recognized once. Last time I got

recognized was in Manchester. Outside of

Beetham Tower. Oh look, pigeon.

Last time I got recognized was, uh, yeah,

Manchester. Didn't get recognized— oh no,

I got recognized in Japan actually. The

day after I finished the, the subathon,

this guy recognized me outside of the Slum

Hotel. It's funny, I still got recognized

by one person this year.

I was on my bike, came back to the hotel,

this guy was smoking outside and he looked

at me and he said, hey, I know who you

are. And I was like, who am I?

Do you— oh, the weird squirrel thing.

The squirrels are cute here. They've got

like a brown coat with a white underbelly.

Can you see it?

The ladies who wanted a picture, I don't

think they were viewers. I think they just

thought I'm handsome. Did you see, um,

Ice Poseidon's girlfriend, some random

Thai person came up to her to take a

picture, said, you're so beautiful, can I

take a picture? What do you do with the

picture? Do you just save it or do you

share it with your friends? Say, hey,

look, I saw a white girl yesterday. What

does she do? Imagine she's sitting at home

on her phone, she's like, oh, that's the

white girl I saw today, she's so pretty.

Oh, that's kind of weird, don't you think?

Imagine if a guy did that. Excuse me,

you're really beautiful, can I take your

Pigeons.

No food. Pigeons.

Your physical makes you look younger.

Yeah, I look like a boy for some reason.

My silhouette looks like

a little boy.

Oh look, what's the squirrel doing?

My girlfriend said when I roll my trousers

up like this. I look like a little boy.

She said don't roll them up, but it's hot.

Getting thirsty.

Let me get my drink.

How would you compare Japanese and Thai

ladies? Uh, I actually think the Thai

women are not bad looking.

I think they have better hair here. It's

more voluminous, doesn't look wet or

greasy. It looks dry and fluffy.

Oh, there's a lizard over there. I saw its

tail go under. I got

squashed in the train this morning. Got

pressed up against— oh, it's coming out!

What does it eat? Do you think it catches

live animals? Got pressed up

against a big bump today.

Uh, the zoom on this camera sucks. I want

to get the Samsung S23.

I think the Thai people have very good

genetics for hair.

Lizard, come here.

It seems like the battery doesn't go up or

down, it stays at 56. That's weird.

I can feel the sweat, the beads of sweat

dripping down my chest.

Do you think it eats tuna sandwiches? I

have one in my bag. That one's quite

small.

Do people know you're a foreigner when you

walk around? I don't think they do. I've

had Thai people come up to me, ask for

directions at the train station.

It's not moving.

Look, more white people.

So many white people here.

Hello! That pigeon's trying to court the

female pigeon. They do that little dance

and then they start chasing it around.

Like, it starts doing a little head bob

She's not interested.

Oh look, listen!

It looks

like a snake.

What's that noise?

All the pigeons are coming over. There's

no cats here. Oh,

it's coming out again.

Imagine being a lizard.

Oh, thanks HK123. Speak some Thai.

Uh, kun tam arai means

what are you doing. Tam means to

do, arai means what, kun means you.

That's what we learned today.

Sweaty crab? No, it's sweaty crab.

Sweaty crab.

Sweaty crab. Yeah, it sounds a bit like

Sawadee. Sawadee.

Crap. Ice Poseidon was trying to say

Sukhumvit, which is the place he stays in.

He kept saying some fuck it.

It does kind of look like that. He was

like, can you take me to some fucker?

Sukhumvit.

Respect you for learning another language

just for the girls. Well, just for the

visa mostly, but yeah, I guess for girls.

Never learned Dutch or French cuz

they spoke good English and I didn't need

a visa. Thai is an interesting

language to learn.

Sounds like the— what are those things in

Star Wars? The Jawas.

Yeah, I don't like having to say crap at

the end of every sentence. It sounds kind

of weird. If you're a girl, you say ka. I

wish I was a girl. Oh, the lizard thing's

But a lot of Thai people don't say crab,

they just say cup. It's like a lazy way of

saying it, like cup, cup.

Car. What?

Something on my leg.

Oh, what's that

on my leg?

Why is that pigeon looking cold, hunched

up? Oh, there's a squirrel.

Are you still making money from YouTube?

Yeah, the main channel made

$600 so far this month.

Second channel made $500,

so we're on track to make $1,100 for July.

But July is only halfway. There's nothing

trending, that's the problem. No new

games, nothing trending,

no drama.

The second channel is doing well. I got

40K views on my Diablo 4 build,

insane thorns damage barbarian DPS build.

It got 40K views.

I think trying to date in Thailand is

annoying. It would be annoying. I heard

that they, they save your photo and they

share it on Facebook, and then they ask

this massive group of thousands of girls,

do you know this guy? Is he a good guy?

Does he have a girlfriend? They do like a

background search on you

to see if you're a good guy or not. It's

kind of creepy.

I don't understand why farang means

foreigner but it also means pear.

Farang means pear but it's also for

foreigners, but only for Western

foreigners. So I'm a farang cuz I'm

from the UK. I don't

think it matters if you're white or But if

you're from Asia, you're not a farang.

It's weird.

What's it like? What's it like dating in

Thailand? I don't know, because I, I got a

girlfriend the very first day I got here,

so I was never able to get dates and go on

dates.

Not that I feel like I missed out on

anything.

It's probably the same as anywhere else.

Go get some sushi, watch a movie.

Can you just ask to go to a hotel?

Yeah, French is farang.

Which confused me. I thought farangse was

like foreigner or the long version of

farang. They just said farang and there's

a white guy. I looked at him, probably

doesn't know what it means.

I think I could have done well dating

Oh well,

the problem is I got banned on every app.

Kind of sucks that I got banned on

everything, but that's the

consequences you suffer for being an

idiot. It's really hard for me to get back

on apps now. I need a new— I need a new

number. I need to filter my photos,

but I still end up getting banned again

after a week or a month.

It's just silly because on Grindr everyone

sends dick pics and it's fine, but on

Tinder you show a dick pic and you're

banned for like So unfair.

And I got banned on Bumble even though I

didn't do anything wrong on Bumble.

Maybe it's a good thing. Maybe I should

just settle down.

I never really liked dating. Having to

meet new people every time, stressful.

I think when you find someone you feel

comfortable with, it's good.

The worst thing is you sleep with someone

and then you feel really uncomfortable

around them. Oh, thanks, See-Through.

I ordered Uber Eats, then fell asleep.

Woke up, it was all eaten by birds. What,

in your garden or at the park.

You snooze, you lose.

The parent company of dating apps is Match

Group. They own nearly all of them.

I'll start scrolling.

Oh, why are these pigeons all just staring

at me? I feel like

they're staring at me.

Yeah, I hate it when these big companies

buy up all the other apps and then have a

And then they start banning us, guys.

I went on so many dates in Manchester and

they all sucked. I remember I met this one

white British girl in Manchester. She

worked in Starbucks or someplace. She was

so boring.

Didn't know what to say. I just said, so

what do you do in your free time? She's

like, oh, I go home and I watch Netflix.

And then I told her I do YouTube and she

was like, so you make videos and you get

money? And I was like,

yeah,

Google gives me money.

And then I met this 6-foot-tall— she was

6-foot-1— Manchester girl. She was huge.

She wanted to meet again, but I didn't

like her. Her body was covered in bruises

and weird injuries. She looked gross,

and she had 2 kids. She was like 24 years

old and she already had a kid. She said

she had a kid when she was 17 or 18, and

her mum— she said her mum is 38

or something. She said her mum had her

when her mum was 15 or 16.

That's crazy. Her mum is younger than

most of my ex-girlfriends and my ex-wife.

That's so weird.

I bought those, um, 3— I think it was

2 or 3 inch things you put in your shoes

to make you taller, and I nearly twisted

my ankle. It's so hard walking, but I

felt really tall. I think I went up to

about 5 foot 10, 5 foot 11. No, I was 5

foot 11 with the inserts. But she

still towered over me, 6 foot 2,

6 foot 1.

And she kept showing me her scars. She

said, oh, this is my scar when I fell off

my motorbike. I had to get metal bolts in

my leg. She had

all these weird injuries all over her legs

and stuff. So this is my scar where my dad

beat me with a metal rod.

Okay.

What is your upper limit for a girlfriend?

Well, I really wouldn't want to date a

40-year-old when I'm 30-something.

If I'm 40, then I guess it's okay to date

a 40-year-old, but if I'm not 40, I don't

really want to date someone who's— unless

they're really hot.

Essex girl messaging me now.

She said, um, she asked if I'm coming back

to the UK for Christmas.

I'm not sure. It's kind

of expensive. And I don't know

if my girlfriend will be able to afford

it, and I really don't want to have to pay

£2,000 for both of us.

That's a lot of money.

Oh, the tax people replied to me. They

said, please tell me why

you were in Rotterdam in 2020

and did you have a visa? And I said,

I was in Rotterdam, Germany to film

footage for my YouTube channel and I did

not have a visa. And then they asked, why

are you in Thailand? Land. I said I'm here

to make YouTube footage, videos,

and learn Thai, and I have a visa.

They said we need to ask you these

questions to decide if you're tax-exempt

or not. I think because I don't have a

visa— I didn't have a visa in Rotterdam—

maybe they won't accept that I was

tax-exempt. They might

just see it as like a long holiday,

so I might end up getting charged the full

amount for 2020, which means I'm probably

gonna have to pay like £10,000,

the amount I owe plus probably like 50 or

60% penalty.

And then I have to probably have to pay a

penalty for 2021. I haven't

filed my tax for 2022 yet.

2019 as well.

Goodbye money.

So much for saving up for a Tesla.

Meet up with Ice. Where is he now? He was

here yesterday at Chat to Chat and

then he met that Kiara Kitty girl. And she

had a fight with Sam. It's pretty funny.

All these stupid flies sticking on

That pigeon

just sneezed.

Huh.

The UK must be really desperate for money,

hunting down everyone they can to get

any amount to squeeze out of them.

How did your second channel have the name

David Ford? Uh,

because it kind of sounds like my name,

Daniel. Lord. And I need to rebrand the

second channel, otherwise people would

remember the channel and then not click on

the new videos because they'll just

remember, oh, that guy trolled me.

I'm not sure if that even works though

because they probably just press the don't

show me this channel ever again button.

I really don't think many people come

back to the second channel after they got

baited the first time,

but surprisingly a lot of people don't

realize I'm just baiting them. They think

I'm being serious. They always say,

I thought this guy was joking at first and

then I realized he was serious. No, you

got it back to front. You should say, I

thought this guy was serious at first,

then I realized he's joking.

School kids coming up behind me now.

No, I'm not streaming on Kick now. It was

really glitchy. I'm surrounded.

By schoolgirls. Oh my God,

I'm getting surrounded by schoolgirls.

They're taking videos.

Oh, thanks, Ailus. Practice your Thai.

Uh, maybe I shouldn't be talking to

schoolgirls. I don't want to get in

They must be like 15.

Pretend I'm filming pigeons.

Thấy rồi em thấy rồi

đi ạ Okay,

let's go. I love

Brussels.

Squirrel. Oh, it's coming up to me.

It's coming.

It's like 5

school girls

and one fat boy. That boy is like every

guy's dream of being an anime character.

I love that guy over there.

5 school girlfriends. That guy's living

the life. Wasn't it your dream as well

to, um, move to Japan, be like an anime

protagonist surrounded by cute girls that

fight over you. That was my dream.

The grass is really nice here.

I think I came here with my girlfriend.

I want to get a bicycle. Walking sucks.

Maybe get a motorbike.

I'll just

say bicycle. I think it's Jack Dian.

Jack Dian. Jack Dian. I think it's

Jack Dian. I wonder how you

say where can you buy a bicycle.

I think it's like Are

there staff bicycles? Staff bicycles.

A bird shat on me last week, or this

Monday. I went to school. When I got to

the train station, I looked down and there

was big bird poo on my stomach. It was so

embarrassing. I wiped it off with my

jacket. Good thing I had the jacket.

Now I always bring a spare t-shirt in my

backpack. I had to buy a t-shirt at

7-Eleven. Yeah, we learned tīnài today,

and we learned buy, and we learned at.

No, I'm not in Lumpini.

I'm in Chatuchak.

Chatuchak.

See if I can read this. Who can

read Thai? It's in a funny font. I don't

know if I can read it. Yeah,

I might go to the market.

Market. Keep forgetting.

What does it say?

Um, I know that's an N. This one's an N.

I don't know what the first 2 are. I think

I would know it, it's just in a funny

font. That's an N,

L— no, I don't know

that one. I think it's a B,

like from but. N,

L, B. What would that be?

I think that W is, uh,

P, P, C,

L, M,

P. These are all just consonants. Where

are the vowels? I have no idea what it is.

That's an L, M, P, R,

R, A. G,

Y.

I have no idea. P,

R. I don't know.

I can read a few of them, but not enough

to know how to read the whole thing. P,

C.

I don't know.

Why can't I read this?

Hold on.

D-A-D. I don't

know.

Nai Ga. I don't know, I wouldn't

even know what it means though.

Yeah, it's probably the name of the park,

which I don't know how to write.

What's this?

Exercise routine.

Yeah, yep.

No, I can't read this.

Too hard.

Gang hom lem,

hom lem,

lem,

lem, klem, klem.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Yeah, I need more practice.

Where's the English?

I think this

is

where we parked the car when me and my

girlfriend came. Oh no, I remember now.

We parked on the road and then the car got

clamped, and then she had to take a

motorbike to the police station to unclamp

it. And then I was waiting on the side Of

the road for her. She parks it on a red

and white striped pavement. Yeah,

we learned the word exercise today, but I

forgot it. It's like up blam blam, up blam

What's this for?

Wow, it's such a hard exercise.

This is a weird park.

What's this exercise? Push-ups.

What is that?

Oh, you do push-ups on them.

Imagine doing push-ups in this heat.

That'd be horrible.

How's Chihiro? No idea.

I wonder what she's up to these days.

Why did she give up her YouTube channel?

Would you say Thai people are more

respectable than Japanese? Yeah, I would

definitely say they are. They don't spit.

I haven't seen anyone spit on the ground.

I think they're more hygienic.

It's weird because they're like— they're,

they're hygienic with their bodies, but

then they kind of trash the place. The

Japanese people respect the places but

seem less hygienic with their bodies

because they spit and do gross stuff.

Oh, look, a lizard! Tiny lizard.

Maybe I'll capture Catch it, bring it

home. Is that a baby lizard?

I would never spit in public. I don't know

how people just do that without

feeling shame.

Oh no, it's a baby lizard.

Chihiro hearted an old comment of mine.

Yeah, it's kind of weird how she just goes

around hearting everyone's comments. Why?

Yeah, do you remember when everyone was

saying, oh wow, Chiro's videos are so much

better better than Daniel's. She actually

has editing. Yeah, wow, jump cuts,

as if that's so difficult.

Look, I can do a jump cut live.

See, bet you can't do that.

Imagine thinking editing a video is hard.

You literally just tap it, press Cut,

and then you just trim it. There's nothing

technical or skillful about it.

Why is stream so fuzzy? I don't know.

I've only got 2 bars of 4G. Maybe that's

why. Maybe I use my live view.

I need to get a new camera for it. The

GoPro doesn't have stabilization.

This, this reminds me of Sons of the

Forest, building those log houses.

What do you do with these? I think you

lift it. Oh my God, it moved!

Do you lift it up?

I think you would lift it.

I used to be pretty good at putting pieces

of a video together, create a little

intro, then,

then do the intro, then get into the main

meat. Of the topic, do an outro, then end

it with Cooking with Daniel. Cooking—

welcome back to another Cooking with

Daniel.

It depends how complex your video is.

I've seen Chris Broad's video editing and

he's got loads of little sound clips loads

of layers of sound clips and overlays and

all this crap. My videos have always been

very simple. You don't need complex

editing. I mean, look at Bold and

Bankrupt. He gets more views than Chris

Broad, and he just does a bit of splicing.

I need to drink again.

Video editing doesn't get you views.

It's not important.

I got this vitamin C water. It's Japanese

vitamin C.

I'm not sure if I'm vitamin C deficient.

My girlfriend said my fingernails look

weird. They've got like little bumps,

little ridges on the surface, not smooth.

She said I'm protein deficient.

Calcium deficiency. Oh my God, why am I

deficient in everything? I need to

get vitamin drinks and stuff. Why is there

something on my back?

When I turn my head around, I can see

something on my back.

Is it my hair?

I think

It's my hair. I need to cut my hair.

Hmm, maybe I'll go out of this park.

See quite a lot of Teslas around. Bangkok

Rich people.

Oh my God, it's hot.

Time is— I think it's like 2,

half past 2.

All the cars are the same color. I would

get a bright orange car. I wouldn't want

to get a white car or a gray car.

It looks so Boring.

I think if you buy a Japanese car, you get

less— you have to pay less tax.

A lot of these flatbeds,

Toyota Hilux flatbed, for the working

men.

My whole face is salty.

Uh, where should we go?

Did you see Isa's house in Thailand? It

seemed like a weird gated village, like my

girlfriend's house. What if they're

actually in the the same village that I

was in. How'd I cross?

Oh, I want

to cross the road.

Oh, quick!

I think we can go in there.

Yeah, Ice was complaining about the

neighborhood too, like I was. He was

saying there's nothing around the place

apart from highways. I know exactly what

he means. That's what my girlfriend's

place is like. That's why I don't want to

live there.

It's just like a gated neighborhood, and

then you go out of it and it's just

highways and maybe a petrol station.

What's that?

Disgusting.

People seem like they get annoyed when I

keep talking about ice.

Is it really that boring?

I don't know what else to talk about. I

think we can go in here. Can I

go in here? Oh yeah, I can.

Oh my God, it's hot.

Either I talk about ice or I talk about

And no one cares when I do.