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testing.

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Hair looking good.

Okay, what video are we gonna make today?

Gotta get my $10.

New video got 1,600 views. Yeah, I noticed Asmongold reacted to it too.

Wow, Chris nearly has 3 million views on his video. About what is happening to Japan, guys. What is happening?

Where's my 3 million views? I only got 1,600. Rubbish.

Okay, come on guys, we got to make a video today. We've got to crack 100K views minimum.

So recently

I was thinking of buying the

Tesla membership. You get cheaper charging rates. It's £9— no, it's £10 a month, or £7.50 a month if you pay for a whole year. Which is £100,

and then you get access to the 40p per kilowatt charging rate, which is 15p cheaper than the standard rate. So if I did one trip to my mum's house and back, it would basically pay for itself in how much I save,

because I reckon I charge like 60 kilowatts. There and back, I'd save £9. One trip to my mum's, I'd save more than what it cost for the membership.

And then I did some calculations about if you got a diesel car, it would cost £60 to go home and come back.

£60. Even as a non-member, I reckon it costs like £20, £25, maybe £25, because I used Tesla Supercharger halfway there and then I charged at my mum's house, and then on the way back I charged at a Supercharger again, and then I charged at my house.

So it might cost me like £20 to £30 in electricity to go there and back, which is half the price of diesel, which is supposed to be cost-effective for long distance. It's still double the price of electricity, and that's using Superchargers.

I mean, it'll be more convenient because you don't have to charge, but then I guess you pay for the convenience of a diesel.

Engine.

With all these long-distance driving trips, having to plan ahead with the chargers and stuff,

starting to get a bit annoying.

And then the non-Tesla Superchargers cost nearly double the price of the Tesla charger. But there's only so many Tesla Superchargers around.

Like, the Amesbury Tesla Supercharger is in a good location, but if I go there, it kind of overshoots where I'm going on Friday. So I'll have to go there and then come back a bit just to save like 40p per kilowatt.

Which could be— I might have to charge. I don't know.

Yeah,

I'd save £13, but then I have to drive further back from the Tesla Supercharger. Uh, you see, it's such a pain in the backside having to calculate all this. Can you imagine my mum doing this?

At the Supercharger, I spend about 30 minutes, get it back above 80%.

130 miles to Amesbury's charger, and then from there I then have to come back

I had to come back 36 miles, so I'd charge up like 150 miles and already use 36 miles to come back to the hotel to save £13.

It's cheaper charging, but then I drive further using more miles. Or I use the Instavolt charger, which is near the hotel,

which is nearly double the price, but then I don't have to drive an extra 36 miles.

But if I got the Tesla membership, that'd be way cheaper. Oh God, do I need to shit again? I've already shit like 3 times. Fucking hell.

So annoying. Like, I shit in the morning and I come down and I'm trying to relax with my coffee and watching YouTube, and I need to shit again. And then I think it's finished, so I wipe up, come back down, and then it's not finished. I need to go back up and shit again. And now I feel

like I need to shit again. So annoying.

I can't, can't take a break, can I? I might as well just sit on the fucking toilet all day. I already shat like 3 times already.

And where's my toilet break sign? Where— why is it— oh no,

where the mic?

Oh, oh,

now when I stand up— when I stand up, I don't need to shit anymore.

Fucking Clickbaited me. And when I sit down, I need to shit. And why is my toilet sign not coming up? Streamlabs.

Why is it— oh,

there it is.

I don't know, right? If I sit on the toilet, it might come out.

Mute the stream, guys.

And nothing's coming out now.

There's something up there, but I think I got pushed really hard. Let's get it out.

I don't want to push too hard because then it's going to make a noise.

Where everyone— something's coming.

It's coming out.

Mute stream, guys. Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Mute stream.

Mute stream.

Okay, I'll go to hell.

Oh God, smells bad.

I don't know what I ate. Was it the p— it must be the pizza.

I think it was the pizza.

Uh, I don't think it's done as well.

The whole morning it's like been coming out bit by bit instead of all at once, and it burns when it comes out.

It must have been that barbecue chicken pizza because it was a bit spicy.

Oh, I hate spice. The stupid idiots put spice in the food to give you diarrhea. Fucking idiots with their fucking spice.

I hate this.

It makes my mouth hurt and then you get diarrhea.

What's the point?

I

think that must be the last of it.

Hair looking good.

Uh, right, we gotta make a video today.

What manner of clickbaitery are we gonna do?

I'm tempted to get the Tesla membership because then if she says, oh, it's too far, I don't want you to pay money, I'll be like, it only cost me like £7, £8 to get to yours, don't worry about it. If I like downplay how expensive it is to drive there she might stop resisting.

I would offer to pick her up, but then, I mean, this is the annoying thing about the electric car is I'm happy to pick her up, but

so if I get there, I would do a 30-minute charge Top up to 85%, pick her up, and then—

yeah, I mean, that's easy. I don't see what the problem is.

She— I don't know, like, she's resistant against me, like, putting effort, which is weird because I've always been criticized for not putting enough effort.

So if I get the Tesla membership for £100 a year, it's £7.50 a month.

Doing one trip back to my mum's house would, um, cover the cost. It will pay for itself.

But then I wish they built more Tesla Superchargers. Chargers. Why is there InstaVolt chargers everywhere, which are like 88p per kilowatt, which is nearly double what the Tesla costs?

No, I really wish I had a bigger range, like 250+ miles,

but then you got to get a Tesla, cuz a small hatchback is not going to have a big enough battery. You'll get like a mid-range, mid- Midsize car.

All right, we gotta make a video today.

I think I finished shitting a shat 4 times.

I watched that Johnny Harris video about gold. It was so boring. It was like, I mean, the visual effects— his videos always have nice visual effects, but he, he uses the stupid sound effects and the stupid intriguing music of intrigue too much. It was so boring. She's like, oh, gold came from space and civilizations used it for

jewelry, and then the Spanish wanted it for gold coins. Yeah, who doesn't know this already? Videos are made for like 10-year-olds. Gold explained finally. What do you mean finally? What, you like, you think you're the first person to explain what the basics of gold is? What do you mean gold explained finally? By you? Yeah.

Everyone knows what gold is already,

and then he's gonna get like 5 million views on it.

Hey, Nicholas, where are you tuning in from?

Why I hate Johnny Harris.

I don't know why people put in clips of them slurping coffee or drinks in the video. Like they think it adds some kind of charm to the video. One second, guys. They could have just edited that out. Why not just edit it out? Like they think it's quirky or funny. Well, they always have to like mention the

coffee. Oh, one sip of coffee, please.

You don't need to announce you're having the coffee.

You like it? Ew, you're a fucking weirdo.

Just kidding.

So Do you think it's worth getting the Tesla membership? I get 40p per kilowatt rates, which means

to drive to my mum's it would only cost £12.

Well, the weird thing I noticed is that when you go on the Tesla map on the app, it will show you where the Tesla Superchargers are, but there's some Tesla Superchargers that are not in the app,

but you need the app to initiate the charge, I think. I don't know if you can use the charger without using the app because there's no like interface on the Tesla Superchargers. There's no screen and like card reader as far as I know, unless I'm just not knowing, not knowing it very well.

Well, glad you guys are so useful in this topic. Thanks for all the advice,

useless fucking idiots.

You guys know nothing about EVs. Bet you don't even have a car.

Biggest problem with Chris Broad?

I don't know, he's like always going on about high quality this and high quality— it's just YouTube, it's not TV. No one cares.

No one's watching YouTube because of the production quality. They're watching it for personality.

No one gives a shit about your stupid 4K resolution.

All right guys, we got to make a video.

What are we going to talk about?

What was that? Oh, I got a donut. Wait a

minute,

where is it? Has your mom spoken to any of your ex-girlfriends lately? Oh wow, thanks. Play again.

Oh wow, thanks, Nicholas. Has your mom spoken to any of your ex- I don't know, I didn't ask her.

Very generous.

I hope not.

I can't hear the text-to-speech. Oh God. Okay, one more time.

Has your mum spoken to any of your ex-girlfriends lately? Can you hear it now?

Yeah, well, I haven't gotten donos in a while, so I switched it off.

It's— you know what's really annoying when it's cold is when you get out the shower and you're trying to put your clothing back on quickly. But then you accidentally put your jumper on the wrong way around, and then now you gotta take it off and put it back on again. Or you just take out the arms and

swivel it around, which is really hard because your body's still a bit moist, so the clothing kind of sticks to it.

Or putting the trousers back on, and so many times I put the clothing back on the wrong way around because I'm in a rush to get it back on, and I swear I checked the label to make sure it's on the way— white— the white ray— that one— the right way around. And it's not the right way

around, I've got to take it off and put it back on again.

So annoying. I try and lay it down carefully on the floor so it's already the right way around.

Or your foot gets stuck in the sock and the sock— I don't put the sock on until later.

Yeah, that's so annoying.

I wish they made it more obvious which way round it was. God, that's a tongue twister.

The hell was that?

The hell was that sound?

I don't know, stupid iPhone ran out of battery when I was in bed because I was looking at the maps and I started the navigation, and I think the GPS navigation was on all night. I woke up and it was really hot. And it had like 5% battery left. I don't know why it does that,

like battery leak.

I charged up to 10% and then I needed to shit, so I took it back up again and it dropped from 10% back down to like 2% in 2 minutes.

Really bad.

So, um.

I guess I'll just use InstaVault. Why can't InstaVault have a membership?

Right, so we gotta make a video today.

So recently I've been— so

hard to make a video. Yeah, I should just keep putting out Japan topics.

But I don't know what else to say apart from complaining about old men.

Maybe like a financial video. My financial status, plans.

My plans for the future?

It'll get better CPM.

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

So that'll be 20 miles, like 30, 60 miles.

We keep going back and forth to that stupid charger. Sometimes having an EV is a real pain in the backside.

So I'll go to the charger, top up, and then go to the hotel,

which is like 10 miles away, but really it's going to use like 15 miles range, and then up to the venue, which is like 20 miles away, and then back down to the hotel, which is 20 miles. So it's 10, 20, 20,

that's 50. It's more like 70. So then I gotta go back to charger to top up so I can get to— and then I don't know if I go back to my mum's house afterwards. I might go back to my mum's house actually after seeing her next week. So then I gotta go from the hotel to the

Amesbury Supercharger.

It's a lot of charging,

and that would be, um, 36 miles. Maybe I don't need to go to Insta Bolt again.

If I drive like a granny,

doing 60 or 70 in the slow lane,

The problem is if you're in the fast lane the whole time overtaking everyone, battery gets decimated. Plus with the heating on.

Oh God, I don't know if I need to shit again. Why doesn't it all just come out all at once?

Usually you hold it in until it's ready to all come out once, but this shit is like very

volatile and toxic. It feels uncomfortable to hold it in there.

I had a barbecue chicken pizza last night and it's destroying my bowels this morning.

Like, it feels like it burns in my bowels.

I don't understand why. It's a bit of bark. Maybe the chicken was undercooked or something.

Okay, we gotta make a video about my finances.

So I need to talk about— so I gotta talk about my finances, guys. Things seem like they might be looking good, but actually I'm kind of in a financially unstable situation. So you can see in my monies, which is basically just my savings, which were in— are in stocks and shares ISAs and ETFs, half of it's in

cash. It seems like I got quite a lot of money, doesn't it? £6,900. But I've got some big bills coming up soon, and the Kick situation with the money is, um, it's not as good as it once was. Currently making only $8 an hour, which I seem to be capped at. Seems like Kick has capped me at

£6 an hour or $8 an hour. So even after streaming 10 or 12 hours a day, the most I can really make is about $100 a day. Now, if I stream every day, I'm making about $3,000 a day on Kick, which seems nice, but when you factor in the fact that I'm spending at least £2,000 a month

Doesn't leave me much with, uh, doesn't leave much of a wriggle room left over at the end of each month. Okay, good intro.

If I just mispronounce all the words, that'll make it funny.

The wriggle womb.

So I gotta talk about my finances, guys. Things seem better in the fact wriggle womb left over at the end of each month.

Okay.

No, not 2K rent, 2K expenses.

For some reason, my expenses are very high. It's like £900 rent, £150 electricity, £200 food, and then maybe a couple hundred here and there on random monthly bills like Amazon payments. Road tax, stuff like that, and then a couple hundred extra on just, I don't know, games, random stuff I'm buying on Amazon. I'm easily spending nearly £2,000+

a month, which is okay right now because Kick's still paying well, but I'm not really banking on Kick being around for the long-term, short-term foreseeable future.

Did I not press the record? Oh my God,

are you fucking kidding me?

Fucking hell, I pressed the record button. Why didn't it record? I gotta say that all over again.

Oh my God,

I really hate making videos.

I pressed it.

For some reason, I'm spending at least over £2,000 a month. £900 rent, £150 electricity, hundreds on food, hundreds of random stuff on Amazon. It's been really tough to try and get my expenses down, and things are okay now because I'm still making good money on Kick. But I don't really plan my entire future around Kick being around

much longer. I reckon if I'm lucky, I could survive on Kick for a couple more months until I either get banned, removed from KCIP, or I don't know, they just cancel KCIP because they ran out of money. So I'm not really planning my whole future around banking on Kick being around for longer than next year. Okay, I

definitely got that one.

The end of each month. For some reason, I'm spending at least over £2,000 a month. £900 rent, £150 electricity, hundreds on food. Yeah, well, longer than next year. Yeah,

recently, recently I kind of got bollocked by Kick because I wasn't talking enough, and they took away my entire pay for Friday. I streamed all day on Friday for over 12 hours, made about $200, and then I got an email from them a couple days later saying Your, your stream was too static, not enough interaction with your

stream, and they took away the entire day of my earnings, which was really annoying.

Recently, recently I kind of got bollocked by Kick because I wasn't talking around for a lot.

Yeah, recently I kind of got bollocked by Kick because I wasn't—

and it's kind of scary and very frustrating that they have the ability to do this. Don't do this on YouTube. On YouTube, you could literally go to sleep and leave the stream on, or just sit there doing nothing, and YouTube don't complain at all. And you can do sleep streams. You can technically do a sleep stream on

Kick, but then they don't let you make money from it, so then what's the point?

Which was really annoying, and it's kind of scary.

So then what's the point?

And, um,

And I kind of haven't— and the reason why I haven't really been paying my mum back any money yet is because I'm actually kind of struggling to stay out of overdraft. As soon as I get out of overdraft, I have to pay rent, electricity, and then I've got other big bills coming up soon. Like, I've got 6

months worth of council tax to pay next month in a couple weeks, which is going to be over £700. And then I've got income tax to pay in January, which is going to be another £700. So as soon as I get out of overdraft, I get put right back into overdraft because I'm not making thousands of pounds

every week like I was when I first started Kick. So staying out of overdraft and keeping my head above water has been pretty challenging. And yeah, I could send a couple hundred pounds every month, but then I would just be in overdraft longer. So I'd be focusing on paying off a 0% interest loan and then getting into

a 40% interest loan, which is basically what an overdraft is.

Okay, going pretty well so far.

So then what's the point? And the reason why I haven't really been paying my mum back any money yet is because I'm actually kind of struggling to stay out of overdraft. 2% interest loan, which is basically what an overdraft is.

Yeah, I got 3 minutes already. A short break,

decompress the brain.

Decompress the brain,

rehydrate the

tongue.

So you might be thinking, why don't I just move out and move back in with my mum? Because there's not really many benefits from staying in this house anymore. And the reason why I don't want to move out of the house is because I feel like this is a challenge, like a test that I have to pass

in order to fulfill my long-term goal, which is to eventually get a live-in girlfriend. I want to have a girlfriend where we live together. And if I can't survive on my own paying rent and I have to go back to my mum's house every time, Then how am I going to achieve this goal?

It's a noble goal.

Unlimited cereal.

It's basically what an overdraft is. So you might be thinking I have a dual mandate:

self-sustainability and unlimited cereal.

God, we're at 4 minutes already. This video is gonna be easy.

Now the problem with having a live-in girlfriend is even if I was allowed or able to carry on streaming like this, there just wouldn't be enough time in the day to be able to make enough money to make ends meet. I'm able to make enough money nowadays because I can stream insane numbers of hours, 10 to 12

hours a day. But if I had a girlfriend and a social life, I just wouldn't be able to do that because, I mean, I wouldn't even want to do that. I want to spend the evening and the weekends with her. So really, I'd only be able to stream about 5 or 6 hours a day, 5 days a

week, which would only make me about £1,000 a month, which is nowhere near enough what I'd need. So even if I was able to carry on streaming, which I'm not really banking on, it wouldn't make enough money. I would probably have to get a job to live that kind of lifestyle where I have a social life incorporated

into it.

I don't know why it's talking like that. Gives me a headache. That makes me dizzy.

Achieve this goal. Now the problem with happy for this this goal.

Uh,

achieve this goal. Now the problem with having a living girlfriend is— living girlfriend as opposed to a dead one?

I have a social life incorporated into it.

Oh God, it's hard to pretend that I care about what I'm talking about.

So I guess you could say that my short-term goal is to milk Kick as long as possible until they give me the boot. Or until it gets to a point where it just makes such little money that it's just not feasible to make a living this way anymore. And it seems like all roads lead towards the same

destination, which is I'm probably gonna have to at some point get a job unless I can get my YouTube channel back on track, which seems very unlikely at this point.

Incorporated into it. So I guess you could say that my short-term goal is to milk Kick, as seems very unlikely at this point.

What the fuck is that

I've got 3 minutes to go, video done.

Yeah, I'm not taking any action until action takes me.

So I'm kind of in this state of stasis. I'm kind of paralyzed right now.

So I basically have only 2 options is to— what? So I basically have 2 options when this journey on Kick comes to its natural end. Either I move back in with my mum, save a lot of money, but then how am I going to fulfill my dream of a live-in girlfriend? Or I just get a job and

to continue paying rent to live independently. Right now I'm kind of paralyzed in this of paralysis where I can't really make a decision until decisions are made for me, and then I'll be able to plot a course of action from there.

My threshold per hour to move on from Kick? Well, anything below $5 an hour, basically,

because then it just

Won't— it won't be enough money and it won't be worth the effort. So I basically have only 2 options, is to— what? So I basically have—

so I bet

God, I hate editing videos.

So I basically— state of paralysis where I can't— we're at 5 minutes 40.

My financial situation is looking really bad title.

Wow, what else can I say?

And then Cooking with Daniel.

I might just cut to Cooking with Daniel.

I'm gonna make a beef tomato

Pasta.

Would I make $8 an hour doing the same length of stream on YouTube? I don't know.

I don't really think I make much more money

If it's just streaming longer, unless— I mean, the only reason why I would is because I'd be on stream longer, giving people more opportunity to donate. But if no one donates, the ad revenue doesn't really go up a lot more just because you streamed longer, unless people actually click on the stream and watch it.

Yeah, the peak point of Super Chats is like 2,

and the most I could expect or hope to get is like 3.

Sometimes I don't even get one if the stream's too short and I haven't given people enough opportunity to give me a dono. I don't get any.

Twitch. Yeah, maybe we'll go Twitch

and put ads every 20 seconds.

I'm not setting TTS to go off automatically.

Trolls might get me in trouble.

Even with a real job, a full-time job, it's still not enough money for my expenses.

So either cut down my expenses massively,

split the bills with someone, or I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I don't know why my expenses are so much.

I don't know what else I can cut down on.

My girlfriend's made the sacrifice of not seeing me.

Which I'm not willing to do.

Like, I wouldn't want to sacrifice seeing her to cut down.

I would cut something else out,

but she cut me out.

To be able to do other things,

which I find a bit disappointing.

It shows a lack in eagerness.

Basic necessities are like 1,300,

but then I spend about 700-800 on random stuff, traveling, hotels.

Really unfortunate I got a girlfriend who lives so far away.

The problem isn't the distance, it's having a place to stay when I'm over there. And she lives with her parents,

and she won't come here because she said she can't afford it. And she won't let me pay for her,

so it's a conundrum, isn't it? I just secretly move over there, be like, oh, surprise, I got a second house.

A second house, pretty cheaper than a hotel.

Yeah, well, I mean, let's say it's an excuse, then what am I supposed to do?

Yeah, maybe it's an excuse. Maybe she's depressed and got stuff going on. She's not like feeling in the mood, like she's not in like a good mood to meet up, and she didn't want to have to explain that. So the easiest way to explain it is just, oh, I'm broke, sorry.

I think she's kind of stressed out right now,

and I can't be adding pressure onto that, otherwise she's gonna call it off.

Stressed out about what? Probably stuff that's going on at home.

Job stuff. Juggling this and juggling that.

Yeah, she is working, but I don't think it's 40 hours a week. And smoking is an expensive habit, isn't it? It's like hundreds of pounds. It's £14 for a pack of, what, 20 cigarettes? And if you smoke 3 times a day, the pack's not gonna last very long.

She should start vaping instead. Way cheaper. This thing here lasted me months.

It's like the electric cars of smoking, isn't

it?

But I guess cigarettes hit differently.

Do extra work? Well, she did get a new job recently.

The problem is she's quitting her old job.

Everyone's playing this delicate juggling act of balancing jobs, social life, dating life, and then also the randomness of bills, like car bills, breakdowns, this and that.

Okay, I need 2 minutes and 20 seconds more.

Hmm, I don't know what else to say.

God, it's so hard to find 8 minutes of dialogue. Meaningful dialogue.

Randomly talk about Japan, maybe. Slow-mo footage to stretch it to 8 minutes.

Which is why I hate Chris Broad so much. The guy's a multi-millionaire.

What should I say? My master plan to become a day trader. And then I put in those clips of me going, and then it got up and then it got down.

So yeah, I don't really know what's gonna happen until a few things make things a bit clearer for me to decide. As in, what's gonna happen to Kick? Will I really get a job to continue being independent, or will I just take the easy road out and go back to my mum's house and be able to save

a lot of money? But then it kind of looks a bit lame. And also, how am I supposed to be able to achieve my goal when I don't even have the ability to live alone because I don't want to get a job. So even if I get a full-time job, I might be able to make £12 an

hour, which is about minimum wage, which would leave me with about £1,900 a month, which is still actually not enough. It's still actually less money than what I'm spending currently.

I'll just say the same stuff over and over again.

So yeah, I don't really know from there. So yeah, I don't really

I'm at 6 minutes 26. So yeah, I don't really know what's going to happen until a few things make things less money than what I'm spending currently.

I need 1 minute 30.

And I'm starting to realize that it's very difficult to, number one, pay off all the bills and expenses and also have some money left over to save. You kind of get trapped in this lifestyle of working all the time, working really hard All the money goes out. You don't have any ability to save anything, to do anything,

to build anything, and you basically just get trapped in a kind of lifestyle that you don't really want to be living.

Some words of wisdom

to wrap up the video.

Currently, and that's the last thing to realize.

I need one more minute.

And it makes me kind of really miss those days where I was living in Japan and my expenses were like $500 a month max, and I was bringing in over $2,000 a month, and I was able to save 75% of my earnings and blow it on random stuff like hookers.

I want to be living, and it makes me kind of really miss those days where I was living in Japan.

I need— I still need 57 seconds.

I need one minute more, one minute more, need one minute more.

So I have a few plans to try and improve my financial situation. Number one, I'm gonna be coming back to YouTube, making videos on a daily basis. I'm gonna be trying to make high-quality stuff with effort put in and try and rebuild my channel back up to maybe at least 60% of what it once was. Might be

a reasonable goal. Also, I haven't given up on my goals of becoming a day trader, and I've been day trading the stock market And I have grown the account a little bit. And I think maybe with some rules and discipline and learning a few things, maybe day trading can be a profitable exercise for me that I haven't

given up on yet. So, yeah, I'm not giving up on life and running back to my mum's house just yet. I'm trying hard to come up with other ways to make money and other ways to cut down on spending. And hopefully I can make my dreams come true.

There's one minute.

Oh, I need 4 seconds. So I have a few plans to try and improve my financial situation. I need 4 more seconds. I'm just Made my dreams come true. And then I stretch out that dead air bit.

Speed.

Stretch out the last bit to get to 8 minutes.

Slow-mo with Daniel. The new Cooking with Daniel.

Where's my music? Soul and Mind.

So I got to talk about my finances, guys. Things seem like they might be looking good, but actually I'm kind of in a

financially unstable situation. So it's funny how you just put a bit of music and random zooms and they're like, wow, his editing has gotten better.

My money, which is basically just my savings, which were in— are in stocks and shares, ISAs and ETFs. Half of it's in cash. It seems like I got quite a lot of money, but Doesn't it? 6,900. But I got some big bills coming up soon, and the

situation with the money is, um, it's not as good as it once was. Yeah, that's fine. I'm done. Financial ruin. Export.

Huh. People love hearing how my life is ruined and I'm broke and everything is going down the toilet.

It's my most popular topic.

Okay, $10. I wonder how much money I made from my last video.

Probably like $6.

Bada bum! Upload a video. A video.

What's the title I said?

I'm financially ruined. No, my financial situation is looking really bad.

My financial situation is looking Really bad.

Bada bing, bada bong, video done.

Uh, lunchtime in 1 hour.

Ah, so nice when I've done— finished making the video.

Second channel is completely dead.

YouTube started showing me clips of this gaming streamer guy, and instead of showing his face, he has like a peanut, like a peanut avatar where it's like, you know, The Annoying Orange. It's kind of like that but with a peanut. And then the peanut moves about, and then you can see his mouth and his eyes, and he

makes all these exaggerated faces. You can see his mouth,

and I can just picture the guy doing it being like some fat fuck, like a soy boy guy, and he's sitting there with his camera like,

wow. Like looking like a spastic, and then he puts the peanut avatar overlay over it.

I think, God, grown man doing this, how does he do it?

Making these stupid dumb faces dressed up as a fucking peanut.

Yeah, the effects looks pretty good. It's like, I don't know, like a low polygon looking cartoony 3D peanut with his mouth and eyes on it,

trying hard to go viral.

He plays these online shooters with proximity chat and has funny interactions.

I feel like I've got to have my heating on all day. It's costing like 20p an hour. That's £2 a day, isn't it?

It's 9 degrees. If I turn it off, it's freezing.

Cost me £2.70 a day for heating.

It's like £82 a month in heating. Go home to my mum's house, leech her heat and food and electricity whilst I pay rent to my landlord for not being in a house that I'm living in, that I'm renting.

Well, I am trying to revive it. That's why I'm making these videos whilst I'm streaming.

Yeah, surrounded by fields. I'm completely exposed to the cold Arctic winds, and the floor is like ice, ice floor, ice block floor.

Remember us thinking, oh, I just go to Thailand for six months of the winter whilst I carry on renting this place?

Genius.

When I thought I was gonna make eight K a month regular. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Ah, video done.

Some of the fields are for sheep, and then the field behind my house, they don't seem to do anything with it. They just cut the lawn.

Why cut the lawn when you can put the sheep on the field and they eat the grass?

Da da da da dun da dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. When should I release the video? It's seven a.m. New York now. I might just put it out now.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Everyone tuning in from? Trade anytime with 24-hour US market access. Get the Trading 212 app now. Get year-round rewards when you buy car insurance. Car insur— So I gotta talk about my finances, guys. Things seem like— An email from them a couple days later saying, your stream was too— enough what I'd need. So even if I was

able to carry on streaming, which I'm not really banking on—

yeah, seems pretty good.

Basically, it has to look and sound like an actual video and not

a stream thing.

Okay, new video is up.

Stop getting emails about me going live. Really?

Ah,

was it another satire video? Uh, not really, just me whining about my finances.

I might link my Kick as well. So I got to talk about my finances

Guys, I'm live on Kick now.

Pin comment.

So I got to talk about my finances. Guys, things seem like they might be looking good, but actually I'm kind of in a financially unstable situation. So I need to give my money, which is basically just my savings.

The video has two likes already.

Can't park there, mate. Piss off! Can't park there, mate. Piss off! Why do people get so mad at the can't park there, mate thing?

Someone said it to me once when I was doing Amazon, and I was like, what? And then he goes, it's a joke. And I was like, oh yeah, I know it's a joke. It's not funny though.

I mean, what, what are you supposed to say back to that?

You either get mad or you just go along with it and you're like, hehehe.

Please speak English. I enjoy to speak English. It is simple and ugly. I have been waiting all the morning, all the night. Have you seen that movie? Is it King Henry? Timothée Chalamet is King Henry and then Robert Pattinson for some reason as this French king. I'm not going to surrender, so I propose this: you and I

fight. One man on one man. We fight in our army's stead. If I lose, my men will leave this place forthwith and forever. You will have my head. If I win, I will assume this kingdom's crown upon your father's death. What say you? Are you scared? No, ugly. What say you? Are you scared of this battle? There's

no shame of it. Save your men. And then they have a duel. And Robert Pattinson slips in the mud and falls over. That's pretty funny.

It makes me want to play Chivalry.

How's my new video doing?

Viral yet?

29 views.

Nice.

I don't know why people keep going on about bringing back my old videos. They weren't even watching them. No one was watching them. Maybe like 20 people a month.

They're upset that they're not there even though they never watch them.

Ah,

oh,

I can't. It feels like I've been streaming 5 hours already. It's only been 1 hour and a half.

So boring.

It's really annoying. I got bored of Battlefield. I need something to sink hours into.

What's like a— I don't know, like atmospheric RPG elements, good combat, or something like A Starfield or a Fallout or Cyberpunk would have been great if I hadn't either played those games already or they weren't old as fuck.

I got Kingdom Come 2, but I got bored of it.

I'm gonna end up spending— if I get bored of games in a week, I end up spending hundreds on games a month if I keep looking for games to buy on stream.

It's not a good business investment.

When are they gonna make a new Fallout?

Yeah, I played RimWorld. It's boring. Micromanaging little 2D

establishments, boring. I hate management games.

Yeah, I should have done Oblivion Remastered.

Promise I'll get lost or get stuck and then I'll get fed up.

Getting a bit hungry. Bacon, eggs, baked beans for lunch.

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da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

Start beef with a creator. I tried against Chris Broad,

but I've got nothing to say really that people can get all triggered about.

No, I've kind of lost my knack for triggering people.

Yeah, my goal was I wanted 10K in savings,

but that 10K is going to get decimated if I lose Kick, even if I had 10K in savings, because I need to be able to have the 10K in savings generating money without me needing to touch it.

Yeah, the problem with Asmongold is he never says anything wrong that you can criticize. Everything he says is bulletproof.

That's why he's so successful.

He never has anything interesting to say. He just says, oh, this is bad and this is good.

When things are actually bad, he's like, yep, that's bad. Shocking your dog's bad.

Actually, I've already made a video about Asmongold. It flopped. I forgot what it was about.

People like Asmongold and PewDiePie, they're just untouchable. Because they're so good at being likable.

Bulletproof. PewDiePie is so likable, he can get away with saying the N-word.

Being likable is such a superpower.

For years, Keemstar used to complain about how iDubbbz was untouchable.

But then he fell apart too.

Whatever, 91

views. Yay.

I just don't care

about this stuff, like Emiru,

Hassan. I just don't care.

It's so hard to pretend to care as well.

I've just grown out of all of this internet stuff.

I want to just live life, you know, nice and peacefully, and I make my apple crumble without apple, and I drive to Tesco. I want like a nice, normal, peaceful life in the real world. I lived my whole life on the internet.

I'm so fed up of it.

I want to do something with my hands.

Yeah, it does worry me that I can't hold down a job. Like, what if I do get a girlfriend and I keep getting fired every 4 months?

I want to focus on my dream of being a day trader. An investor. But if I have to be at work when market is open— see, this is the problem.

How am I gonna become a better day trader if I'm working at Tesco during the kill zones?

So I'll never achieve my dream if I end up wage slaving.

So maybe I'll just go back to my mum's house and I'm like, if I can't achieve this dream, then

I give up.

I just picture my life, successful day trader making good money, feel proud about what I do. Don't have to go out in the cold.

I really need to just take the loss if my trade didn't work out and stop holding it for months. I need to not let any trade wipe out more than a couple percent of the whole account.

But I'm so stubborn, I'm like, fuck you, I'm moving my stop loss.

And then what could have been just a £50 loss becomes a £400 loss.

NASDAQ It's not ever going to go back down to $23K, isn't it? That's— I mean, what would have to happen for NASDAQ to drop 10%?

The whole world would have to collapse.

That short's never going green again.

I might as well close it out.

I mean, saving money is great and everything, but it's meaningless if I can't find a way to replenish it.

Because even if I save 10K at my mum's house, it's gonna— it's not gonna last long.

And then I'll be back in the same situation.

How about short from now? I am short now.

I've got some shorts at the very top.

If market can pull back to CPI data low next week, I close them out.

Wriggle those wombs. I'm wriggling my way back into the womb.

Yeah, I'm short whilst the market's closed.

Market will be open in

12 hours, Asia market.

Not spam short and longs every second. Uh, they do. It's called scalping. People scalp.

I really want to build a gaming PC.

It'll look so cool,

but I'm already bored of gaming.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Ethereum is ripping up 1.7%.

Well, Bitcoin's ripping.

Yeah, follow Traveling Trader because I need someone like a teacher role.

Who should I learn from then?

Might make lunch.

Jeremy, what? Jeremy Lefebvre, the guy who lost millions on Tattooed Chef.

Uh, um,

now his picks are just, you know, everyone's saying them. AMD, Nvidia.

Google. The most obvious things.

When am I going back to Kent? I might go back next week after I see my girlfriend.

I'm not sure.

I need some— I need some variety in life. Getting bored here.

Plus, I'll already be halfway home, so

I liked how Pushkin slept next to me. I put my computer chair next to my bed and then I'd see him there all night. That was cute.

Okay, I've got the rest of that pizza.

Should I have the rest? I don't want the pizza for dinner, so I might as well have it for lunch. It's gonna give me diarrhea again, isn't it?

I bought 5x leverage S&P 500 fund, put £300 in it. I'm gonna put £300— like, I want £1,000 total in the S&P 500 5x long,

so I'm gonna put another £300 into it in November and then another £300 in December, getting me to £900.

Because you use the air fryer, what's wrong with that? Why does using the air fryer give you diarrhea?

Conservatory's sucking all my heat out.

Conservatory's freezing.

Miss the summer.

Been shorting all this time, now you're going 5x long. Well, yeah, because I've given up on the market tanking. It just doesn't tank, does it? And now I'm just hoping for any kind of little pullback so I can get out of some of the shorts.

So now I've like pivoted long, which means it's probably going to crash now, isn't it?

Yeah, well, I'd rather be stuck in longs than to be stuck in shorts, because even if the market does crash, it's going to get bought up quickly.

So I'm hoping any little pullback will let me get out some shorts and I can go long more, because if I'm long more than I'm short, if the market rips, I'll be making money. Even if the shorts are getting wrecked, the longs will counterweight it.

Yeah, I mean, I've been trying to go short since April and it's just not been good.

None of these gaps got revisited. The death cross never happened.

September-October volatility was quite nice, but it didn't result in any kind of noticeable pullback. And October's basically done now. The VIX has gone back down.

What makes me think the market will crash? Well, I don't think it's going to crash anymore.

I thought it was going to crash because it ripped so high,

but it just kept on ripping.

And now they're ending the tightening, so they're going to be printing money again.

They're probably going to cut rates next week.

Money printer back on.

FOMC next Wednesday.

The wank corner.

Um, when should I do my exercise?

After lunch. After lunch and before gaming.

Pizza's done.

Father.

I got the

refills and KitKat.

It's a pizza and it's like a boat.

I

need toast.

Egg

on a pizza. Yeah.

I still can't get over the fact that in order to survive, we gotta kill things and eat their flesh.

What kind of sick joke is that?

Yeah, but even if you eat plants, you're still killing the plant and eating it.

Tofu. You've killed the tofu plant. He ate its beans.

I mean, is there ever— is the amount of life on the planet always the same?

Because either it's like you have one massive dinosaur, that's one life, isn't it? But then that could become a billion flies.

Like, the dinosaur died And became a billion flies.

So like, maybe there's always been the same amount of life, it's just that it kept changing forms.

From being eaten and then fuel in another form.

This is the best bit of pizza— a bit of crust, crispy bits.

Pretty

good lunch. I hope I don't get diarrhea again.

Ah,

how's my new video doing? Wow, number 1 out of 10, 200 views.

People would really love seeing me broke.

Someone said, how is being screamed at assault? Because it hurts. So if I scream in your ear and make you burst your eardrum, that's not assault?

Oh, my viewers are so

dumb.

Should have

reported that little punk to the police. Says I don't know how they would identify him.

3. Oh,

I'm gonna cut my hair after I meet my girlfriend because if I cut it now, it's gonna look shit for weeks.

I wonder, I wonder if she's gonna want to meet after we meet the next weekend,

or she's still gonna say, oh, I'm broke.

I already explained to you why I don't close my mouth when chewing.

Because when I close my mouth and chew, I tend to bite my gum, my mouth,

and it hurts and bleeds.

So for my own safety

I've bitten this lip and the inside of my cheek so many times.

It'll take weeks to heal if I bite it.

I chew too fast.

What happens is I'm trying to manage the saliva overflow whilst chewing.

Sometimes if you mistime it,

you know, the Spitfire shoots the bullets through the propeller

without hitting the propeller. Because it's perfectly timed.

It's like that.

And sometimes it goes wrong.

Ah,

just be glad I didn't put on the main mic.

Chew slower? I can't, it tastes so good and I'm so hungry. That's like saying when you're really horny, oh, just fuck slower.

Kind of difficult.

My electric bill is probably going to be like £200. That's what it was back in February, it was £250, but that was when I was doing driving work. So I'm not driving much now apart from these long drives.

Now we do 1 hour digestion and then workout,

and then we do gaming.

Wow, my new video has got more views than the Chris Broad one so far.

I'm gonna ask my girlfriend to be my girlfriend next weekend. Wish me luck.

It's been 3 months. I think confirmation would be good.

Reveal name, age, and profession, uh, when we get married.

After we get married, I'll be like, by the way, there's some things I need to tell you, and divorce next day.

Don't ask. But if I don't ask, she might be waiting for me to ask, and then she'll be like, so am I just a fuck buddy?

She might be starting to build resentment over it.

I don't think— it might be a bit cringe, but I don't see how it would hurt.

Wow, new video is doing well.

I should have said my name's Jackson. Jackson Hole, that's a cool name. Mr. Hole.

Ah, so who's here from my new video on YouTube?

I put a link in the comments.

There.

Oh, I feel uncomfortable.

I've got 2 harpoons left.

Warm it up on the laptop.

Oh God, why do I feel so uncomfortable?

Everything feels annoying.

I don't know how— if I should cross my legs or spread them.

And then I feel like I need to lean into the mic so it sounds better.

Bye.

Everything on the desk keeps bumping my mouse.

I need more space.

They should make a Netflix series like House of Guinness but for Heinz. They could call it House of Heinz. It says 1869 on the can. There must be some history and drama.

Check Bitmine. Bitmine's closed.

Bitcoin's ripping.

Ethereum's up 3%.

Come on, Bitmine.

Oh God, I feel so uncomfortable.

My balls hurt.

I keep sitting on my balls.

My asshole's itchy as well.

Haribo,

still hard.

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About la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la the la la la la psychological la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la and la la la la domestic la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la abuse, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la stalking la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la and harassment, sexual assault, and threats of blackmail that Mizkif has done towards me. What? Mizkif?

Mizkif sexually assaulted and blackmailed Amiri? No way. Issues which are still ongoing for the entirety of this year.

That's crazy. Mizkif did what? Today I'm finally going to be opening up about the psychological and domestic abuse, stalking and harassment, sexual assault, and threats of blackmail that Mizkif has done towards me. And some of these issues which are still— I mean, Mizkif was friends with Ice Poseidon, so if he turns out to be a douchebag, it

doesn't really come to us that much of a surprise. I'm going. For the entirety of this year, I have attempted to separate myself from him and not talk about him at all. He's talking about him now.

Why does she look like a hostage being held at gunpoint? I've never— I've always tried my best to keep this to myself, but I've— like I said, I feel like it's gone to the point, which I'll explain later, that That I feel like it just has to be done. Yeah, it was— was he done then? Someone in

LA at the end of September, and this person is not streamer or content creator, but obviously that does not matter. And because of this, I cannot in good conscience sit here knowing that I know critical information about someone that almost no one else does and not say anything. Must be tough being a big streamer when you're a

hot girl.

Issues and drama should stay private and off the internet. And I still hold that belief to this day, and I will hold that belief going forward. However, there are certain things that cross the line, and I say that the line— this thing that I'd like to mention before I start is that her voice is so annoying. I'm

going to be mentioning directly the names of about half a dozen other creators, name and shame them. And I want to say that none of these people did anything wrong. I'm just saying that they were there and I've asked all of them permission. They all said that it was fine. Yeah, what do they do then?

Feelings of safety, uh, social life, like my stream, my, my job. Is she wearing a wig? Um, so yeah, besides, um, it being a very codependent relationship. The start of it was fine. Um, I saw a lot of people mentioning this. They thought this was what I was going to talk about. Um, it's not a secret. I

think everyone knew that he was very controlling over what I wore, um, to a degree who I was friends with, and even when I would stream. So

When

it was definitely slow over time.

So, um,

yeah, he ended the stream and then I'm— who's she talking about? You know, trying to act like nothing's wrong. I don't know who she's talking about. And, uh, and that house messaging her while she's live. I thought she's talking about Mizkif. He was walking behind me. Who? Making sure that I knew he was there. And, um, by

the way, okay, by the way, so there were many ways out of that house if he wanted to leave the house. Okay, I have to go ahead and say this so that, you know, kind of force myself to commit to it. Right, does that make sense?

Um, obviously I, um, didn't move out right away, but after like all that rough stuff happened was when— I'm getting bored. The other, um— what, she dated Mizkif? I don't know that. I'd be like, oh, I'm just gonna go, uh, take a nap in your guest room. Be like, yeah, that's fine. Um, I was needing to Espen's

house just to have some time. Yep, like peace and quiet. Um, but eventually, um, he figured out where I was going and he would go over to Espen's house to keep telling me off.

No escape. There was, um, a time that he did it because whenever I would try to push for it, um, it just felt like I couldn't like really summarize it. What do you say? For context, I was playing— she leaked the DMs.

How can I not tank in dungeons?

You don't have to because you're DPS. My group didn't have other war— well, there's just Arguing about— is it World of Warcraft? We were in World of Warcraft and like a level 24 dungeon. It was like Silverpine. Like, it was just crying over World of Warcraft. Okay. To this day has been nothing but nice to him. He

would say horrible things about this person, like about them in their stream, and it was just— it was very hard to listen to. And just in general, he would say horrible things about other streamers, Austin. Like, I quote, I hate everyone here. You are all useless to me. You're worthless to me because it does nothing for my

stream anymore to collab with any of you.

And him of this year, um, a lot of people were talking about it, talking about how he ran set up or attacked, um, which was not an issue. Like, we had no— sounds like me. No, it doesn't. People talk about it, it should be talked about. Useless idiot. No issues with anyone talking about it and covering it,

and that includes Alaric. I'm so glad I finally get to say that because she is the one who like kept everyone in those 2 houses safe, not him. Anyway, um, back to the The ransom stuff. The ransom? What? So, um, I was obviously panicking. It was like huge, like public noise of

people seeing it, and then my crazy ex-boyfriend is going live talking about more of my personal stuff. That is disgusting.

Disgusting. Imagine you break up and your ex talking shit about you on stream. Disgusting behavior.

What is wrong with these fucking people?

Ray Sinha, some of me and Ms.'s mutual business partners, and Azmold were all messaging him to talk. And by the way, I will elaborate on this later. Azmold told me that he tried to call while he was talking and it rang 3 times, 2 or 3 times, and then I hung up. That's right. Because I called him

twice. I tried to call him two times. One of them rang like two or three times. The other one did like ten.

I'm not saying he didn't see it, but that's crazy, right? Said to him, but I rang and said told me that they were messaging him being like, bro, like stop. What are you doing? I finally did get in contact with him and told him to stop. Good guy Asman. Also equally as traumatized as me. Of course they

had gone through the same thing. Oh, um, I don't— what am I doing wrong? I'm letting people know what, you know, girls go through. You go back and see the VOD. Is that your dog?

Uh, interrupted my fucking stream for this shit, for that psycho. Happened a couple of months into me being no contact just so we could, uh, Fucking virtue signal. Rain Senna, while they're trying to be like, well, I've tried to talk to me about a single thing about this. Even something happened this weekend at TwitchCon. One of my

employees told me he went up to them and he threatened them, saying, if Emmy ever tries to talk about me, I will destroy her. Um, whatever that means. Whatever that means. And within the same night, he also texted one of my best friends, and he would have known that I would have been with this girl. Um, yeah,

know everything and, uh, all the things I've been holding in for the past couple years. Damn. So yeah, um, thank you guys for listening. Um, hmm.

How fascinating.

The all new iPhone 17 Pro has arrived. The all new iPhone 17 Pro

sounds like Sean Bean.

La la la la la la la la la la.

It's funny; all these streamers always have some kind of problem, don't they?

I wouldn't do that if I was a big streamer.

Yeah, well, the problem with streamers is that number one, they make money from drama, and number two, they're very emotional people. And they just, they can't keep it to themselves. They go live, they got thousands of people watching.

It's very hard to stay emotionally in control when you're live as well and there's no edit button.

My thoughts on Amiri.

And

Mizkif

sexual assault allegations.

Video done. You didn't even know I was making a video because I'm so pro.

No, I don't watch her streams, they're boring.

I watch Chris and Connor,

and, um, that's it really, apart from stock market videos.

What do I think of Amira's looks?

I mean, conventionally she looks very pretty, but I don't— it doesn't really do anything for me.

Like, I wouldn't wank over her.

Maybe it's all the makeup and she looks kind of artificial, like fake lashes, the wigs, too much makeup.

It's hard to see what she actually looks like.

Like, Belle Delphine.

I never really thought— I mean, she looks nice, but I didn't find her attractive.

Ah, I'm so full up.

I've got exercise.

Wow, my new video is doing well. Number 1.

Get a pull-up bar. Where's it gonna go? Do I have to screw it into the wall? How's it gonna stay in place? What if it breaks the doorframe?

And then it hurts my hands here. The skin gets all bunched up.

Exercise time,

and then gaming.

What?

Whoa, did you see that? I can nearly do it.

I can nearly do the hand plant.

Did you see that?

Ayo, ayo,

ayo, ayo,

ayo, ayo, ayo, ayo.

Hey yo, hey yo, girl.

Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo,

hey yo, hey yo, hey yo.

Hey, gay.

I

can nearly do the handplant. It's 12 kg.

I think it's those exercises making my shoulders stronger for the handplant.

Oh God.

Bicep.

Yeah, I sweat. My armpit is sweating.

Getting big.

One more set. One, two.

3,

4,

5,

6,

7,

8, 9,

10.

One,

two, three, four,

five,

six, seven.

Oh

God.

Oh God.

I don't really care about abs.

All about the biceps.

It's hard to exercise when your stomach's so full up.

Maybe I should do it before I eat.

It's been really hard to get back into the swing since I got sick.

I should probably do one more.

A

1,

2,

3.

I'm done. Oh, I'm boiling now.

Ew.

Oh

God, I

might get water.

Now we can enjoy the rest of the day.

Work hard, play hard.

Damn, they look massive. Look.

Muscle.

My boobage.

Play some chivalry to Aliza.

Regicide. I didn't know that was a real word. Apparently means the killing of a king. Anything that ends in -cide is about killing. Suicide, genocide. And then you got patricide and matricide and infanticide. It's funny, isn't it? All these words. Regicide.

What about killing of a president? Presicide.

Killing of a Daniel. Dannicide. Pesticide.

Music's quite good in Shibori.

Why is the aspect ratio like that?

What, what's this level? I've never seen this level before.

Why is the aspect ratio weird? And now it's not. What?

Why is it doing that?

There you go.

Chivalry 2.

I don't like brown levels. Where's the green lush

Trees

for the Horde.

What?

What?

What?

He

dead.

What? I don't like this level. It's ugly. I hate brown levels. Why do they make the brown levels?

So what I hate about Battlefield 6, all brown, sandy. I want green. Green luscious fields.

Oh, not again!

It just put me back into the same level.

I don't want to play the brown level.

I want the green level.

Yes, Galencourt.

Is the game too loud?

Bloody

hit me.

He dead.

He dead.

He dead.

He dead. Damn, I'm doing good.

Look at my sword.

Ow, ow,

ow!

Alliance's mast is destroyed! Only the flagship Goldmane remains. Cripple her!

He dead.

Ah, he dead.

Stupid fire, I can't see.

Oh,

what?

This game's good. What are you talking about?

What? He let—

suck it.

It's chivalry too.

He dead.

Oh, he

dead.

Ah,

no,

I'm back.

What?

What?

Archers are lame.

What?

I thought we're just killing. I don't know what we're supposed to do.

Why won't

he die?

Well,

when they get around you, it's hard.

Where's my sword? Ha, killed him. You're

dead.

You're dead. Well,

you're dead. Oh yeah.

He dead.

Ah,

they're getting slaughtered.

I can't say.

Go up.

I'm sneaking in the castle.

Oh, they don't see me.

I'm sneaking in.

Oh,

I'm

dead.

The outer ward is ours! The city is now in reach!

Demolish their relics! Superstition cannot defy the might of the Mason Order!

Wherever— whoa, what's that big stick?

Well, I got him. The range on this is crazy. Look at this thing.

Oh,

get out of my way.

Whoa,

did the category change?

I don't understand why sometimes it doesn't change on its own.

Chivalry.

Nearly half of the Agarthian relics are destroyed. Keep smashing.

Wow.

The Agathian relics lie in ruins. The enemy is in retreat. The Agathians are holding out in the church. I'm getting cold again.

Wait, what? Ow, my leg!

I want that big sword. How'd you get that? That looks cool.

I want his sword.

Give me your sword.

No. Yeah, give me his sword. Where's his sword? It disappeared. I think if they don't have the sword equipped, they don't drop it. Undead.

Whoa,

what?

Show server, EU West.

This scoreboard makes no sense.

Are my number What, what number am I?

Into the church and lay waste to Phaedrus' tomb!

Hit that!

Oh, big sword! Whoa, look at this thing!

Ow, where's my big sword?

Oh, my big sword. Give

me—

oh, 75 damage.

Whoa,

oh,

75 damage!

Wow, that sword's cool.

Greta Thunberg in the chat.

It doesn't show you what number in the list you are. I guess I'm below number

32. People per team.

No, give me a big sword.

Oh,

it's a very pretty game.

Ha, you dead.

Any souls?

He

dead.

What? Imagine if I killed him with that punch.

I just hate how far it spawns you away from the fighting. You got to run so much.

He dead.

He dead. I'm cold. Where's my jumper?

Where everyone tuning in from?

I'm getting hungry again.

Mango.

Commence the raid of Aberfern! Masons must pay for the desecration of Galenford! Take the village, conquer the highlands, and destroy the heretics' ancient stones!

Whoa,

how can they survive 2 heavy swings? He dead.

The mango is quite nice actually.

Where's my bandage?

Number 6.

Oh,

number 5.

Oh, I used you already.

Hit it!

Whoa, look at his sword! That sword's massive.

How do I unlock the big sword?

What? I hit him so many times.

Ow.

Uh-huh. What? How'd he get me?

I like the big sword because it's cool.

Yeah,

uh,

look at the pig bum. Uh, they modeled in the pig anus.

That's gross. Capture half of the village, leave nothing Uh,

he dead.

Oh,

I

got him.

Give my soul back.

The pig anus. I can't believe they modeled that in. He

dead. What?

What, what was that?

Look at chat. Digital ID.

Direct.

What?

Enjoy Minecraft pretty much today.

Droit.

Where do they keep coming from?

Why'd you just appear out of nowhere?

He dead. I killed 100 players.

What?

Look at the chat.

I'm

dead.

All right, all right. What? Where would that come from?

Ah, you're dead. I killed Greta Thunberg.

Greta dead.

Ah, it was accident, idiot.

They get so mad when you accidentally team damage.

Look, he's still coming at me.

I hit it.

Not happening. What?

No, how could such depraved pagans resist our divine retribution?

How's my new video doing?

1 out of 10. Nice.

New video is doing good, better than the Chris Board video.

The Coxwell.

I don't know how people had actual wars like this without constantly hitting their own people. How'd you swing the sword about?

Defend the Greta,

our queen.

I hate being a peasant.

Eat it! Whoa, I keep hitting the wrong people.

He dead.

Oh, it

must have been wild trying to figure out how to do warfare,

like figure out the tactics.

Organize an

army.

He dead.

You know, is that a woman?

What?

What? I want the big sword.

Oh, I got the heavy mace.

Might try the heavy mace. Oh.

I've got the Messer and the Warhammer.

We have almost lost the village. Push them back! Crusader's got a falchion and he's got a shield.

Ah, took his shield.

Damn, I've only done 3 hours. We've got 6 and a half hours left.

Come on, spawn! Although I've got a shield now.

Why is he hitting me?

He dead.

He dead.

Where's my healing?

Do I not have healing?

The village is lost. Fall back to the gate.

Agathians, hold the gates. Mason's horde must not gain access to the city.

It won't work. No, I do have— oh, I got this. Um, what's that? Oh, like a banner.

I can bash with the shield.

He dead.

What?

Flying.

Aber,

pig anus.

Whoa,

when

you see the texture on the mango from the machine they used to squeeze it.

Fall

back! The Masons have taken the gate! Why are we always losing?

Defend our supplies. I can't stop eating the mango.

Oh my God.

Oh.

I don't like having a shield. I like having a big sword. Maybe I'll have this guy,

the Messer.

What?

Wow, look at my sword!

What's number 3 do? Oh, throwing axe.

He dead.

He dead.

I got the oil pot.

What?

I don't think it has voice chat.

Oh.

Oh, he dead,

he dead.

I don't know what— how high up on the rank I am. I can't say I'm number 5 or 6.

He

dead.

Die fighting!

He dead.

What?

Got surrounded.

1 o'clock, 10— 9 hours and a half until Asia Market. Almost all of our loot has been taken. They must not get everything.

Ah, didn't

even get one hit.

Hear that?

That Greta Thunberg person's still at it.

We lost again.

We must hold this spot for the cross and lion.

Ah,

everyone swings so quickly.

For the cross and lion!

He dead.

Ah, I hate the kick.

Check my new video.

Number 1, still ahead of my Chris Broad video.

You dead.

The enemy have completely robbed an area of loot.

This is bollocks. Oh,

oh God.

Getting a bit bored.

Ah, merde.

Ah,

I walked in the fire. Oh, dying over and over.

Why is it so hard to hit the enemy? It's so easy to hit your own team.

Maybe I'll try Archer.

What?

Oh, I can't use Archer, there's too many. Fall back! The enemy has tried Vanguard.

Reinforcements have not yet arrived. This is it. Do not go quiet. What does he do?

What's that? What's the point of that?

No, swords seem rubbish if everyone's wearing armor.

What?

This

is bollocks! Guard my ass!

He dead.

Uh,

stupid fire. Greta Tumberg.

Where everyone's tuning in from? Where everyone's tuning in from? Where everyone's tuning in from? Everyone's doing it in front way. Everyone's doing it in front way. Everyone's doing it in front way. Everyone.

Ah ha.

Ah, why am I swinging so slow?

Only half the garrison remains. Die with

honor! Swing it!

Wow, I can't even kill one.

He dead. He dead. Stupid archers.

I'm number 7.

Reinforcements have not yet arrived. This is it. Do not go quietly.

No guns.

We're screwed.

Come on, I hit him so many times.

Oh, I got the big armor man.

I'm only rank 12. Oh, I don't want to be a peasant.

Lost again.

Oh, we won! What? How did we win? I don't even understand.

Easy. How many points do I get?

Can I— what do I do with the gold?

Dark Forest.

I wish they made a Warhammer game like this. That'd be pretty cool.

Or Lord of the Rings.

Check my new video.

Number 1 out of 10. 9 views ahead of the Chris Broad video. I think it's gonna get overtaken.

What? It's not fair.

Oh, one shot!

Whoa, I've destroyed him!

What?

Maybe I should bind overhead to mouse button instead of horizontal slash.

Oops, accident. It wasn't me.

Oh, big sword.

Holy

cow.

1 hour left until break 1.

Well,

he did.

Wow, I did.

Yeah, game's quite fun, I guess.

Getting a little bit bored.

He dead.

Give me a soul.

He dead.

Ow.

Oh, oh, he dead.

What?

No, I don't want to lose my sword. Heal me, stupid idiots! Well done, our caravan has reached the gatehouse.

Captured that gatehouse! I don't like this mace. Boring.

What?

Oh, it's blocking.

We've nearly taken the gatehouse.

Ah, good. The gatehouse now belongs to the Mason Order. Quickly escort the caravan forward.

He

dead.

I'm jacked.

Wow, uh, I don't know, getting bored of this.

Oh God,

I can't game for very long, get bored.

Oh

well, everyone tooted it from God.

Uh, if I moved and didn't want to dox myself, I thought, okay, I'll just game all day. I can't, it's so boring.

It's just sitting in front of the camera the whole time, so boring as well. I need to be able to move about,

pace up and down.

Maybe if I made like a little tiny streaming room but decorated it so you couldn't identify anything in the room.

I just— I don't know if I got a girlfriend and lived with her. I don't know if I could do this streaming thing anymore.

It risks too much.

I'm kind of— in a way, I'm kind of hoping this streaming thing

comes to an end by the time

I even get close to living with a girlfriend.

The only way I see this being Something I can keep doing is if I live with my mum or if I just live alone. Where are

my slippers?

Got to unplug my car. I'll do it when I

break.

Getting cold again. Gets hot and then it gets cold. I'm gonna put the heating back on.

I'm just saying my ultimate goal is I want to live with a girlfriend because that's what I'm used to. Like, I'm used to being married and I'm used to being in Thailand with a girlfriend.

I don't like living alone.

Yeah, maybe if I lived in Thailand it would be possible, wouldn't it? Funny, I had, I had everything I wanted. I had everything I want now back in Thailand. Cheap place, nice place, girlfriend who knew all about me and still wanted to be with me.

I didn't have to stream all day in Thailand. I just streamed like 5 hours and I made enough because Thailand was nice and cheap.

I can't believe how cheap Thailand was. There was no council tax in Thailand and no road tax. Electricity bill was like £50 a month.

Rent was like £250.

Not even split, by the way. £250 a month to live in the capital city in a nice condo.

Internet was like £10 a month. Expenses are like £400 a month. And then food was like £80 a month, and I was buying it for both of us even though I shouldn't eat most of it.

God, Thailand really was cheap.

I wonder if I messed up not just doing what Suspenders did and moving to Thailand, getting married.

If I was going to move out again because me and my girlfriend agreed to live together, I would probably not need any savings because number one, I've already got furniture. Number two, I've made enough money this tax year to qualify for £800 or £900 a month place.

Plus, if we combine income— I don't know what her income is. Her income must be like £1,000 a month. There's no way she's making £2K a month and can't afford petrol. She must be making like £1,000 a month, I reckon.

And then after you deduct stuff like her smoking habits,

I reckon she's like barely left with a couple hundred left over every month,

even with living with parents.

I don't know, sometimes I keep thinking Maybe back to Thailand, but then I can't drive my car,

and then I'll be stuck in some boring condo,

and then I got to keep going to immigration.

I drive my car to Thailand, over to Europe on the Channel Tunnel, I drive through Ukraine A drive through Russia,

down through China, into Thailand. There's no law saying you can't, can you? Well, you would need a driving license in each country, wouldn't you?

No, I don't know how.

I just don't. I don't know.

I like the UK more. In terms of everything, basically, apart from the expensive life.

Life here really is expensive.

I kept trying to deny it,

but I think my expenses are

Nearly triple of what it was in Thailand.

Yeah, but I didn't like Thailand. I didn't like the aesthetics.

Everywhere was just so scorching hot.

And you can only make more money in the UK if you get a job,

but with what I do, I can make that money anywhere.

And then I feel, I feel homesick and I get sad.

And then coming back home is expensive and hard work, and then I might not ever see my family again.

Hmm, I'll probably go back to my mum's house after next weekend,

and then I don't know, she might be like, but what about your job? I'll just say I quit my job, been doing Uber Eats.

Like if I spend, because if I go to a mum's house, I'm not just spending the weekend there. I'm gonna spend weeks. Well, I just don't tell her. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I just don't tell her I'm at my mum's house then.

She doesn't need to know everything.

I'll just say, yeah, I'm at home.

I just want to focus on my dream, which is investing and trading.

I don't want to have to get a job and not be able to participate in the markets because I'm at work.

Get a night shift job back at the petrol station.

Anyway, I probably wouldn't try to get a new girlfriend until after July next year

if this one doesn't work out.

I am investing long term. I'm investing long term and I'm day trading. I'm not just day trading.

45 minutes to go.

Check my new video.

Number 1 out of 10.

Mm-hmm.

Heavy traffic near Bristol after man arrested.

Hmm.

Tough times.

Yeah, I got bored of the game.

These games just can't hold my interest for more than an hour or two.

At least I made an extra $200 thanks to not seeing my girlfriend on the weekend.

Not saved. I saved hundreds of pounds by not booking a hotel, but I made hundreds of pounds thanks to being able to stream on the weekend, which I wouldn't have done.

So not only did I save money, I also made money that I wasn't going to make. So

Technically, I made £500.

Yeah, I made 70 yesterday. I'm gonna make 100 something today.

And then if I was gonna book a hotel, I might have. Spent 250.

The hell was that? Did you hear that? Obviously I prefer it if she was rich.

Broke, cuz she's dependent on you. I mean, I don't mind if she's dependent on me if she wouldn't say stuff like, oh, I don't want you to spend money for me.

I've never been with a girl who's richer than me.

Apart from the Korean woman, I guess, when I was in my early 20s and I was broke and she had her online business. She had this online business, like a sewing embroidery website, and she sold fabrics and needles and thread and yarn.

Maybe that's the benefit of being gay. Guys less likely of being broke.

I went to Kit Hill yesterday. It was horrible. The wind was so strong, blew my ears off,

and the ground was all muddy.

I didn't say I was rich, did I?

Why say you're not rich when I never even said I was rich?

Look at all my rubbish.

2 more days— no, 3 more days until I can put it out. It's starting to stink a little bit.

Somewhere in there I've got a rotting bag of curry that I chucked in the bin.

I don't want to put it in the garden because then I have to carry it through the house and it might drip rancid liquids. Or I go around the side of the house, but it's kind of all overgrown with a bush and, uh, It's the neighbor's bush, but am I supposed to cut his bush if it's in

my property?

It's not like I can ask him to cut his own bush

when it's on my house.

Yeah, I did double bag one of them.

Triple bagged it.

Well,

I don't want to carry 5 bags of rubbish through the house and then take it back out again when it's gonna be another few more days and then I can take it outside. I can't believe I forgot to put it out. 2 weeks ago because I was sick and I was so tired I just went straight to

bed.

And then I woke up in the morning because there was this beeping because the power went out and then came back on. I heard the washing machine beeping, and just at that same time I heard a heavy engine of the rubbish bin lorry.

There's something nice about not being able to make money from home,