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Hey guys, I'm back alone again.

Is this the new hotel or Korean

girlfriend's house? It's the hotel or the

apartment me and my girlfriend were

staying in, but she left now. I won't be

able to stream in the Korean girl's

apartment because she's there all day.

So we need to figure out what to do about

that later.

Ah, I've got a stupid pimple here.

Great.

Um, it's been a while since I used my

laptop to stream. I need to get it

ready and stuff.

I need to find something to put my mic on,

otherwise I'm gonna be like this the whole

time. I'm gonna get a hunchback.

Maybe I can

use— maybe use this.

How about this?

Okay, this works. Yeah, like my Thailand

Problem is this seat is kind of high.

It's like a stool, and it's very squeaky.

Okay, so what is the plan?

I'm still hunching. I don't want to hunch.

Damn stool's too high up.

Don't hunch.

Where the hell are you? I mean, I'm still

in Japan. Girlfriend left yesterday.

Moving in with Korean lady tomorrow,

but we have to plan a lot of stuff,

like what am I gonna do in the future,

stuff like that.

I don't know if moving in with the Korean

lady is a great idea,

but I'm kind of broke. I need to save as

much money as I can. This last 10 days

with my girlfriend has just bankrupted me.

So expensive. I always say, oh,

Japan's really cheap. People talking

rubbish, saying expensive. Yeah, Japan's

cheap when you don't do anything and you

just cycle up and down all day. But when

you actually have to entertain someone and

show them the sights and do fun things

together, it's freaking expensive.

I think in total I spent probably like

$1,500 and my girlfriend

gave me about $500.

So I reckon maybe $1,700 was how much the

total was.

So damn expensive. The food was so

expensive, like the all-you-can-eat

buffets and the crab and going to USJ,

going to the aquarium. USJ was like,

I think it was like $120 for— no, it was

like $150 for 2 people.

Plus the food in there is so damn

expensive. ¥1,000 for chicken

turkey drumstick and then ¥1,000

for, I don't know, a donut.

Yeah, I got a pimple. Thanks for reminding

me. It's because this lighting kind of

bounces off the pimple, makes it look kind

of visible. I don't know what to do about

the lighting because I got this stupid

window here and I've got another window

behind me.

Sorry, the lighting is just really bad in

Did you have more fun when you were on

your own? No, it was really fun having her

here. I feel kind of lonely now. Kind of

sad. I just walked around for about an

hour before starting the stream, went

shopping, got this,

got today's lunch and dinner,

and I just went to the aquarium and I

walked around the places I took her. It

was weird not having her around anymore.

Korean chick is someone I met off Bumble

about 2 weeks ago, and then she offered

that I could stay with her.

At first I thought that sounds like a

really bad idea because how am I going to

get out of it? But now I'm thinking,

well, it's a free place to stay and

I don't really want to live in a

dormitory. But then how am I going to get

out of it?

Let's say I want to move out or I get fed

up with her or I want to go back to

Thailand. What am I going to say to

explain why I'm leaving?

She's 35, I think. So the girlfriends

are getting slightly younger. My

girlfriend's 36. The Korean one's like 35.

Maybe one day we'll have a 30-year-old

Well, I already told the Korean girl that

I can stay for 6 months, so she'll be

expecting me to stay for 6 months.

Why do you find such old women? Because

the young ones don't want to meet. Only

the old ones want to meet up and have you

know what. You think I don't want to have

a young girlfriend? Of course I do. But

they're so— the young ones are so annoying

to talk to because they don't put any

effort into conversation. They expect you

to, to take the lead and do everything.

And they've probably got like 1,000 guys

chasing them. So they're not really— they

don't care about like one weird guy from

England. They've got 1,000 normal

guys who have nice bodies and normal jobs

and personalities. Why would they bother

with you? And let's face it, I'm not

exactly great looking. I don't really have

like a great career. I'm not loaded.

So the chances of me getting a young

girlfriend, very low. I've got to

use what I have and not waste my time with

low chance, low chances, low probability

girls. Young girls, just waste of time,

really.

You have a good face. Yeah, I think my

face is okay. Like, not too bad, but my

body. My body looks like a freaking stick

insect. And it doesn't matter how much

exercise I do. I do cycling. I've tried

lifting weights, go to the gym. I still

look like a freaking stick.

And I look like a boy. That's the problem.

I don't look like a man. I look like a

kid, like a teenage boy. It's just

something about my appearance. I look like

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. Yeah, it's nice

to be back. Missed you guys.

I wanted to do the subathon and keep doing

it, but I don't think I can do it because

how am I gonna do it when I move in with

I'll have to go out and stream whilst I'm

out and then end the stream when I go

back, so I'm not gonna dox her place.

If I dox her place— it'll

be way too risky if I dox her place.

I think when you look like me, you're only

going to attract a certain type of woman.

And that's like a motherly kind of— I

notice all my girlfriends are very similar

in personality. They all are kind of

motherly and they want to look after me

and they kind of treat me like a son slash

dog. Young girls,

they want like a man who's going to take

the lead and stuff. And I can't really

fill that role. I don't have the looks or

personality to fill that role.

And this Korean woman's also the same,

really. She's like very motherly, wants to

look after me. She doesn't let me take the

lead. We went to a restaurant and I was

thinking, oh, maybe I've got to do the

ordering. But she just jumped in front of

me and did all the talking. So I was like,

okay, I guess I'll just let her do it

then. She seemed very eager to, to take

care of me. I don't know why I only

attract that kind of woman.

I think it's just the way I look and

stuff. That's what I naturally attract.

Whereas a guy who has like an old man's

face or like a manly face, he'll attract a

different type of woman than I would

attract. Now, it's nothing to do with

glasses. I look the same with or without

glasses. I need plastic surgery or

something. I don't know, it's just the way

my face looks. I've got a very boyish

face.

I noticed some guys, even if they're

young, they look old.

They've got like an old man face.

It's effing Is

it back?

What was I saying? I was saying some guys,

even if they're not old, they look old.

They've got like an old man kind of face,

and I think they would attract different

girls than what I would attract. Is it

Testing. Yeah, like, look at

Nobita. I think he's around the same age

as me, but he looks freaking old, like an

old man.

But he would probably be able to attract

different types of women than what I can

I think it's— what's going on?