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What's with your clickbait?

Uh, what's with your clickbait?

It's what you like, isn't it?

You like this kind of clickbait, don't

you?

I know what you guys like.

Okay, uploading new video.

In maybe a few minutes.

I still don't know what to do for today's

stream.

I'm not sure if I'm in the mood for

Resident Evil.

When will I ever be in the mood for

Resident Evil?

It's just too scary.

I wasted my money buying it now.

Let me check my new gaming channel video.

I— it took me like 30 minutes to make that

stupid Callisto Protocol video because I

kept stuttering.

I had to retake stuff and then the app is

kind of fiddly to use.

Why do I have to press 4 buttons before I

get to the record audio button?

It's Tuesday.

Yeah, I couldn't stream on Monday because

in Thailand it was Father's Day, so

everyone had the day off work.

And she's going to work today, come back

at 6, and tomorrow come back at 10.

So tomorrow I can do extra long stream.

I might actually do 2 streams.

I might do a YouTube stream and a Twitch

stream.

Double stream.

I could do an early morning YouTube

stream, then have a break for lunch and

then come over to Twitch.

That way I get double revenue.

Double Revenue Wednesday.

That's a good one.

I should coin that.

Add it to my lexicon.

What are my plans for YouTube?

Um, I got a couple of videos I made last

week.

I don't know.

Everything is doing badly.

Ex-wife video is doing bad.

New girlfriend video is doing bad.

I can't even get 5K fucking views anymore.

I can't believe it.

It's like after the apology to the ex-wife

video, Something happened.

No, after the Why I Don't Regret Leaving

My Wife, because before that video I was

still getting like 7 to 10K.

And after that it's like now I only get 3

to 5K.

The fuck happened?

It's like suddenly 2,000 people just all

decided, okay, I'm not going to watch

Danny's videos anymore.

Weird, isn't it?

I don't know if that was all because the

videos have just been so bad recently, but

I don't really see how the videos now are

any worse than the videos from last year.

The videos from last year were also pretty

shit, but I was still getting like 15K.

So I don't know if it's like an algorithm

thing

or suddenly 2,000 people just thought,

okay, I'm done with Daniel.

Bit concerning.

I wasn't expecting to drop off like 25% of

my viewership overnight.

Well, publishing my new video now.

Let's see if this gets any fucking views.

If this doesn't get views, then I don't

know what does.

I'll do some heavy clickbait, like,

I don't know, I think I have HIV, or I

think I'm gay, or I don't know, something

outrageous.

Because things are just not working.

Okay, new video is up.

I'm going to announce my Twitch stream.

Oops.

Announcements.

I don't even know if many people are

clicking from Discord because I go into

analytics on Twitch And it says 1% of

traffic came from Discord.

Ladyboy?

I can't do a ladyboy video.

What do you want me to do about ladyboy?

Pretend that I slept with a ladyboy?

I'm not gonna sleep with a ladyboy.

I got a girlfriend.

I'm not gonna film myself with a ladyboy,

am I?

I don't know why people expect this

outrageous stuff from my channel, because

people kept hyping up the Thailand arc,

didn't they?

Saying, oh my God, Daniel's gonna have sex

with a ladyboy.

And then put on OnlyFans and then he's

going to go to Pattaya and go to the

nightclubs and sleep with 10 Thai

prostitutes

and then film everything.

Oh my God.

Do people even know what my channel is

about or what it's like?

Why do they have these high expectations

of crazy stuff when crazy stuff has never

happened?

Really?

It's just been me in a room complaining

about stuff.

None of the stuff I made was made during

the event actually happening.

It was always after the fact, wasn't it?

It was always, oh, we just had a big

fight, or I just walked out on my wife,

and then it was me in a hotel room ranting

about it.

My stuff has never been like out on the

streets filming myself interviewing

ladyboys or whatever.

I don't know why people have this

expectation that my channel is gonna ever

be like that, and they're like, oh,

Daniel's boring now.

He only ever films in his room.

The entire fucking channel has been in my

room since the beginning.

That's why it's called Hiding in My Room,

for God's sake.

It's not called Out on the Streets Having

Crazy Adventures.

It's called Hiding in My Room for a

reason, because I am in my room and I

talk.

So annoying.

I don't know why people subbed in the

first place if,

what, 90% of what I have for my content is

not appealing to them.

Why are they Fucking sub then, idiots.

Pisses me off having a dead channel.

I already feel like starting a new channel

sometimes, because if I'm only getting 5K

views, then at least just give me 5K subs.

I hate having 100K subs and 5K views.

Fucking dead channel.

So irritating.

One of my biggest fears was having a dead

channel.

I'm getting less views than when I had

less than 5K subs back in 2017.

How?

Nothing's changed really.

So people either just got bored or— I

don't know,

they got bored because they were going to

get bored eventually anyway, or they got

bored because the videos were repetitive.

But then when I changed the videos, they

got bored because that wasn't what they

signed up for.

Oh my God, I swear being a YouTuber

sometimes just makes you want to cut your

ballsack off.

So fucking annoying.

You do the same thing over and over again,

people say it's boring, not doing anything

new, and then you do new stuff and then

people don't care because it's too

different to what they were originally

interested in.

And then people grow up, I guess.

They change over time.

They lose interest.

Maybe they were interested in it and then

they just changed interests.

But then, you know, one thing I wonder is,

since they got bored with me, did they

find other channels that were— that are

similar to what I was like before?

Or do they just not watch any kind of

content that's similar to the stuff I make

or made.

So maybe they just don't want my kind of

content anymore,

they just moved on entirely, or did they

just find some new channel that's newer,

fresher, but has like a similar vibe that

I used to have?

I don't know.

Okay, it seems like the new video is doing

slightly better.

It's hard to tell yet.

Love the black screen rants.

Well, I put my face last time and someone

said I'm ugly and fat, so that's what you

get.

I'm not sure what to play.

I was thinking maybe just some Call of

Duty or maybe some Resident Evil.

I was gonna download Darktide again

because I managed to find out how to fix

my internet,

but I forgot to leave my laptop on

overnight.

I'd be watching your video if you didn't

stream it at the same time.

Do you think that— I don't think it

matters because I posted the last video on

Saturday, didn't stream, and that video

has terrible views.

People can watch the video and then after

they finish, they can click on the stream

or they can watch the stream now and then

save the video to watch later.

Also, the Chris Broad video did really

badly.

But then also that Ninja Monkey guy, his

video about Chris Broad was really low

views and his one looked way better, way

more quality than mine was.

So it kind of proves that quality doesn't

matter.

I think maybe Chris Broad fans and viewers

haven't found it yet or they just don't

really care.

Maybe because Chris made a video whining

about how he hates people reacting to his

videos, his fans are like, oh, okay, Chris

hates it, so we're not going to encourage

more of it by clicking on it.

I finally found out what my girlfriend's

name is today.

Can you imagine?

2 months, I didn't even know her name

because I said to her, let's go to

Vietnam.

She sent me— she sent me a picture of her

ID card so that when I buy the tickets,

I've got her info.

She's got a weird name.

Her second name doesn't seem like a Thai

name.

It's like a— I don't know, it sounds— it

looks kind of English.

I guess it's just the spelling.

I think this is a good idea because if I

got her to buy the tickets, I would have

to give her my info.

So I quickly said I'll buy the tickets.

That way I get to manage all of it.

Now the other problem is when we go to the

airport to get the boarding pass.

Now I could do online check-in and print

out my boarding pass.

I could sneak off to like a place that has

a printer and then get the boarding pass

printed and then just sneakily hide it in

my bag until last minute.

And then I can say, I'll wait here, you go

and check in your luggage.

We've already got the boarding passes.

I think I can do that, can't I?

Why do you want to break up?

Well, I'm just getting kind of annoyed,

especially on Sunday.

She was really annoying on Sunday.

Sometimes she gets weird.

Like she says stuff like, oh, you look

unhappy.

You never smile.

Are you happy?

And then she asks me random stuff like,

can you let me into your heart?

And then I just have to go, yes, of

course.

And then she wants me to go to this event

thing, which I'm not really— I don't want

to go to because I don't like huge crowds

of people.

So I said to her, I'm not really wanting

to go because I know I'm not going to

enjoy it, but she really wants me to come.

And Sunday I was in a bad mood because my

new video got really bad views and I was

just kind of moody.

I feel better yesterday and today, so I

guess I'll go.

It'll be like a fun road trip, maybe.

I don't think I'll make a video because it

would just be boring, like us in the car

and then going to some crowded place.

I can't really figure out a clickbait

title for that

unless something actually happens.

Oh, wow.

The video is actually getting good views.

Jesus Christ.

Is that all it takes?

Talk about breakups.

And then she said something about going to

her parents' house.

And I said,

are we going to meet your mum?

She said, Maybe.

And I said, I don't really want to.

I made like a face.

She said, don't you want to meet my mum?

And then I kind of, I unconsciously did

like a, like a sarcastic laugh, like, no.

I actually accidentally said it in a

really bad way.

And then she got upset.

She was like, why don't you want to meet

my mum?

And then she went off sulking on the bed.

And then I had to go over to her and say,

are you okay?

And she said no.

And I said, why?

And she said, Because at some point we're

going to have to meet my mum.

She said, why don't you want to meet my

mum?

And I just said, I don't like

meeting parents.

She said, don't worry, she's nice.

But she didn't want us to be together.

And then she wanted you to be with that

stupid psycho man who tried to kill me and

take him— take me in his car.

So the mum definitely likes this psycho ex

guy.

And wanted them to be together.

And I have a feeling the mum has something

to do with him just showing up at the

house.

And I feel like the mum likes him more

than she would like me just because he's

Thai.

It's so dumb, these Asian countries.

They probably— they, they, they pick a

person based off just the fact that

they're from the same country.

Like, they could be a scumbag, but

because, oh, the same country as I am,

then they're like, oh, my daughter should

marry him.

And so this stranger from the UK,

as if Thai men can do no bad.

They're so stupid.

Thai men do plenty of bad stuff.

They're not angels either.

It's like Japanese mentality as well,

that, oh, my daughter, going to disown her

if she dates a foreigner or marries a

black man.

She must marry a Japanese man.

As if Japanese men are so perfect.

Japanese men have like the highest rates

of cheating and infidelity in the entire

world.

Plus they have like a women's only

carriage train because they keep touching

women's bums.

Japanese men are like

one of the most perverted men in all of

the world.

The bias towards their own people is just—

the blatant racism in Japan and Asian

countries is just so utterly blatant.

It sickens me.

It just pisses me off because I try and

date these women and then every time I'm

hit and met with opposition from stupid

parents who think, oh, date a foreigner?

Oh no.

What if he's bad man?

As if the men from my own country aren't

bad.

There's bad men from every single country.

Idiot.

Stupid boomer Asian.

Idiots.

What is with them thinking, oh, they've

got to be from the same country to date my

daughter?

God, we don't have that in the UK.

In the UK, it's like, oh yeah, my

daughter's dating someone from Barbados.

Oh, my son's got a Jamaican girlfriend.

Oh, my daughter's got

a boyfriend from

What's that place called where Elon Musk

came from?

Jimbajaya.

Fuck.

What's that town called?

New Jim John.

Jambadile.

Cape Town.

What's that really rich town in South

Africa called?

Wait, I'm not gonna look at chat.

Don't tell me.

I can remember.

Oh,

fuck, I forgot.

Okay, you can tell me.

Luxembourg?

No, I forgot that really rich city in

Africa.

Uh, it's bugging me now.

No, not Pretoria.

You know where the gold was and then the

British invaded it to steal the gold and

then it became incredibly wealthy because

of the gold?

It's on the tip of my tongue.

Let me Google it.

What is the rich city in South Africa

called?

When I see it, I'm gonna kick myself.

Ah, no.

Is it Johannesburg?

That's not the one, is it?

Oh, maybe it is.

The richest city in Africa.

Huh.

Sounds like a Dutch place.

Is that because the Dutch colonized that

area?

The Boers.

The Boers.

Yeah, Johannesburg.

Completely forgot that one.

Let's check the new video in first.

Oh my God, Jesus Christ.

First 15 minutes already got 400 views.

This is going to get number one.

Damn, people really like the breakup

stuff, don't they?

Just clickbait that a few more times.

I've got some other ideas like I'm, I am

really, I'm actually infertile.

It's not clickbait because it's true,

isn't it?

I mean, she's had 2 periods now.

Where's the baby?

It's kind of annoying because

people were like, no woman would ever want

to have kids with you, Daniel.

You're a loser.

And that's not true because I would have

been a dad ages ago if my sperm actually

works, because I got a girlfriend right

now who's happy to do it unprotected with

me.

We would have kids if I had normal working

sperm.

She would be pregnant now.

I should be a dad.

And it's not my lack of money or charm or

being a good person that's holding me

back.

It's my stupid ballsack and my stupid

sperm just not making any babies.

I don't know why.

So I might make a video about me

confirming my infertility.

Be patient with her.

You will regret if you break up with her.

I don't know.

It's just sometimes there's days, mostly

the days are good, but then some days I

feel like I'm really being put on the spot

and my personality is being judged.

And the whole thought of getting exposed

or caught, found out is just kind of

stressful.

She keeps saying stuff like, you'd never,

you never lied to me, baby.

And I'm like, yeah, that's true.

And then she starts asking me about the

art stuff.

Oh my God.

Sunday she was like, baby, how come you

don't worry about money?

I didn't see you do any art.

Are you really a digital artist?

And I said, yeah.

I just lost interest right now and I'm

more interested in the stock market and

investing.

I'm so dumb.

Why did I tell her I do art?

I haven't even turned my iPad on since I

got here.

The battery's been dead for like 2 weeks.

I thought maybe I could pretend to do some

artwork and then show her, but I haven't

even bothered to pretend because I cannot

be bothered.

To even draw anything.

So now I'm saying that I'm trying to learn

how to do investing and trading.

So I'm always looking at stock charts when

she's around.

But yeah, I really shot myself in the foot

by saying I do digital art.

What if you find a girl you can be honest

with?

There's not a single girl that I can be

honest with.

The only one that I was honest with

everything was Mila.

And look what happened.

Even Mila really liked me.

And then she ended up dumping me because

of stuff I said on streams, my toxic

audience, how I need to always have some

kind of drama to get views.

And then she was all positive energy and

didn't want negativity in her life.

So she dumped me.

No girl is going to want someone so

negative and toxic.

And in real life, I hide how toxic and

negative I am because it's easy, you know,

you just don't say dumb stuff in front of

people.

But when I stream, it all comes out

and I tried filtering it and I tried

holding it back.

But, you know, I get moody, I get

triggered, and then it's streaming and

then it all just comes out.

And then she sees it and then she's like,

oh my God, I don't want to be in a

relationship with this guy.

So negative.

Stop being toxic.

I can't.

That's just my personality.

I am toxic and negative.

But, you know, I also got a positive and

optimistic side.

It's called the duality of the human

nature.

I'm not all positivity.

I got a lot of negative part of me as

well.

And I feel like it's unfair they snoop on

my streams when I'd prefer them not to.

This is my private time, you know, it's

where I get to vent and talk about

everything.

I don't want my girlfriend listening to

this stuff.

This is private.

This is personal.

Talking about stuff that really is

important to me.

Things I'm worried about, like my future,

my channel, my income.

Imagine you're like a woman who doesn't

make much money.

You're pregnant with this guy you're

really into, and then you find out his

secret phone calls or something, and then

he's like, oh my God, I'm going to go

bankrupt.

We're ruined.

We're finished.

What's she going to think?

She's going to think, oh my God, who am I

hitched up with?

Hooked up with?

It's really tough.

Because I don't want people I know to hear

this stuff, but they find a way to find

out about it.

I don't want my girlfriend to hear the

stuff I say on these streams because it's

just like me freaking out and being weird.

So

Yeah, she does keep sometimes often asking

about the money thing.

She wonders how I'm making money because I

told her I do art, but I haven't done any

art for 2 months.

So now I'm thinking of saying I got bored

of doing art because I've done it for 2

years.

And the reason why I told her I did art in

the first place was because when I started

chatting to her back in

August, around July, August, September, I

was doing a lot of art videos back then.

Remember I did stuff like why I

impregnated my girlfriend?

Why I tried to impregnate my girlfriend.

And I did a lot of illustrated videos

because I was in this mood to do

illustrated stuff.

Let me go back to July.

Yeah, I did a whole bunch.

My racist experience growing up in

England.

Obsession with Japanese women is over.

How YouTube ruined my life.

I did 3, 4, 5, 6 illustration videos.

Why my life has made no progress in 20

years.

Fell in love with a Vietnamese hooker.

So I was doing a lot of art and I thought

I would continue doing artistic videos.

But you know me, I change my mind every

Sunday.

I went back to doing talking head style

videos because it's just easier and I kind

of got burned out doing drawings.

At the time I was doing a lot of drawings

and I felt like these are good drawings.

I could show them to her and say, this is

what I do.

Also, I never thought— number one, I

didn't actually think we're going to meet

because I thought something's going to

happen.

And then number two, I didn't think we

were actually going to be in a

relationship for like 2 months.

So I didn't think there's going to be any

problem saying I do art.

And then she's been telling her whole

family that I'm a digital artist.

So it's kind of weird.

Note to self, if I ever tell a girl what I

do for a living, just say you do

investing.

Just say you inherited some money and I'm

focusing on investing and trading.

The reason why I didn't want to tell girls

I do that is because a lot of girls look

down on it.

If they have any knowledge of stocks, then

they'll know how risky and dangerous it

is.

And a lot of girls think it's just

gambling and they'll think, oh, he's just

gambling,

he's just guessing, he doesn't know what

he's doing.

And they don't want to be with a guy who's

doing something so risky, you know, unless

they've got 10 years experience and

actually proven profits, which I don't.

I've got 2 years.

Of experience and I've managed to lose

nearly $12K.

Yeah, the way I do it, I guess it is

gambling, especially in the beginning,

because I just put all my money into penny

stocks which ended up crashing hard.

Now I'm investing in more sensible stuff

like gold, healthcare, pharmaceuticals,

mining stuff, precious metals.

If you say stocks, you have to explain it

all.

Not really, because a lot of girls don't

care because it's really, it's really

boring for most women, stocks and

investing.

They just think, oh, some guy in a suit

talking about finance.

My girlfriend just says she doesn't

understand it at all, so

she has no clue about it.

So it seems legit.

To her.

And then if I start, I mean, I do have

basic understanding and I can, I can

ramble on about the stock market and sound

like I know what I'm talking about.

Because I mean, I do know what I'm talking

about.

I understand things like bubbles and buy

low, sell high and ETFs and index funds.

I know about stuff like inflation.

I do understand the basic principles of

Investing and finance.

It's just—

I mean, I know I understand how Call of

Duty works, but I still suck at it.

You can understand how something works and

still suck at it.

I suck at everything.

It's just my life story.

I've got leaked videos and conversations

from Daniel.

Number one, I don't know who you are

because I haven't had any conversations

with anyone recently.

But I would warn you not to leak anything

or else you'll have to deal with my legal

team.

You're good at telling stories.

Yeah, that was my main good thing about—

that was like the main skill I had when it

came to making content.

I thought— I think my storytelling skills

were pretty good.

It's just I ran out of stories to tell.

I told all my big stories.

I mean, I told my big stories like 5 times

each, probably.

And then I ran out of stories.

And then when I retell stuff that happened

years ago, people just complain that I'm

retelling stuff.

I want to make some videos about Mila,

maybe.

I had some dreams about her last night.

One dream, it was her dumping me again.

I keep having that same dream.

And then the other dream was some video

from a weird, creepy guy of him and Mina

on a date.

And then he sent it to me and it was like,

look who I'm with, Daniel.

Hehehe.

Like he was trying to

brag about how he's with my ex.

I think it's because yesterday we watched

this Netflix movie.

It's called The Frighteners.

It was about this ghost, ghosts, and this

guy who can see ghosts.

And in a flashback, the guy's wife looked

just like Mila.

She had the same kind of hairstyle, same

kind of face.

It really reminded me of her.

You need to go out more and explore to

produce more storytelling.

The thing is, I'm going out a lot, but we

just go on dates and we see interesting

places and get food.

None of this is storytelling material.

Can say, me and my girlfriend went on a

date and we had a pizza.

It was different because I had all these

stories built up before I started YouTube,

so I didn't film any of those things

whilst they happened.

And when I started the channel, I had a

lot of stories, had a lot of backlog to

work off of.

But now when stuff happens, I film it

whilst it's happening, or I stream and

then ramble about it after it's happened.

So it's not like a story being told.

It's more like me just talking about the

events that recently happened in more of a

reactionary way.

So there's different— a different vibe

now.

It's like before I had big reserves of oil

building up that I had not tapped into.

And now I've, I've dried out all the oil

and I'm just running on,

I don't know, running on fumes.

I'd need like a 5-year break from YouTube

to build up stories again, then come back.

You should have studied stocks before

starting such things.

Yeah.

The problem is when you're in a bubble, it

doesn't feel like you're in a bubble and

you get this gambling addiction.

You think it's going to keep going up.

Everyone else is saying it's going up.

All the YouTubers are saying we're going

to hit all-time new high at the end of the

year.

And you just kind of convince yourself and

you believe everything they're going to

say because that's what you want to

believe.

And you refuse to accept that there could

be a possibility that this is the top.

You refuse to accept that because you

don't want to believe that.

You think, I'm going to make £100K easy.

I actually thought I was going to make

like £100,000.

I was so blinded with the idea of being

rich.

The idea of having £100,000 was just so,

so tempting that I ignored all risk and I

just put all my money into basically 2

very risky stocks.

And you feel like a genius in a bull

market.

You think, oh, there's no way I could lose

money because everything you put money

into goes up like 20% in a few weeks and

you've never experienced losing a lot.

So you feel like you're invincible.

It was so dangerous.

It was really— it's actually very

dangerous to get into the stock market

when it's in a massive bull run.

Very dangerous.

I'm not sure if I actually learned any

lessons, but I'm definitely not going to

put all my money or half my money into

just one thing.

I'm going to spread it out a bit over

different things.

Let's see my new video.

1 out of 10.

One more minute until the ranking system

gets calculated.

It's got 700 views in the first 29

minutes.

Are you streaming again?

I followed you in 2017.

Yeah, I'm back on Twitch full-time because

I think Twitch is a better platform for

streaming and just gaming and doing

whatever.

And I want to take the streams off YouTube

and focus on Twitch because I can combine

gaming and reacting.

I can do some reaction videos on Twitch

because I'm scared of doing reaction stuff

on YouTube because you can easily get a

strike or copyright claim.

But on Twitch, I don't know.

I've never had people complain on Twitch

and I don't know if Chihiro can do like a

privacy complaint on Twitch.

Oh, look, guess who just got 1 out of 10

on his new video?

Wow.

It's got 200 more views than the previous

number 1, which was a romantic honeymoon

trip.

Now I wonder if people are going to get

upset because the video has nothing to do

with breaking up.

It's just the title.

With a title like that, how can I not

look?

You see, it's all about the title.

Well, my headphone just fell off.

The table and scared me.

Stupid headphone.

Why is it moving?

Wasn't Mida completely nuts?

She has to be the craziest.

One of the craziest girls I ever met.

I mean, she flew all the way to London

impulsively just to meet me, and then she

came to my house and just lived there for

like 2 weeks.

Who Who does that?

Everything she does is like an impulse.

Tattoos, drugs, jumping into rivers.

She would just jump into the river when

she was in Korea.

She was— she had these videos of her

getting drunk and then jumping into the

river.

And then she would tell me these stories

like she'd get drunk and then she didn't

know what was happening.

Saw the police coming and she ran and the

police chased her.

And then dragged her into the car to get

her to calm down.

She was freaking out.

She did all kinds of drugs like cocaine,

LSD, mushrooms, weed.

She was pretty wild.

I don't think she does that stuff anymore

because she was trying to change when she

was with me.

And she wanted me to change with her.

She wanted me to go on this spiritual

journey with her.

So she got me these books like, um, that

Sun Tzu Art of War book.

And she got me some philosophy books.

She told me to read this ebook, The Power

of Now.

And she got me this other book to read,

some kind of doctor talking about Law of

Attraction, but he was using science and

the universe and how cosmic energies— you

send out energies and it gets sent back to

you.

So if you have like a negative thought or

you take a negative action, you're putting

negativity out into the universe and then

it will bounce back at you at some point

in your life.

So she wanted me to learn all about karma.

And attracting good into your life.

And I was just completely the opposite.

You know, my negative rants and toxicity

wasn't really what she was looking for

with a relationship.

It was so annoying having to force myself

to read all this stuff because I'm not

really a big fan of spirituality.

I guess I can kind of see there is a point

to it.

I mean, if you do negative stuff, the

chances that you get caught and then

there's consequences for that bad thing

you did

are very real.

But that doesn't mean it's some kind of

magic cosmic voodoo stuff.

It's just consequences, isn't it?

There's so many people in the world that

if someone finds out that you did

something bad, there's people in the world

who just have too much time and they'll

take it upon themselves to bring justice.

Just like, you know, I got a stupid

subreddit of haters who are obsessed with

trying to,

to punish me for my crimes or something.

Like they want to expose me and dox me and

report me because they believe that I'm a

bad person and I deserve punishment.

So They're like my karma, I guess.

But then it's not karma.

It's just a bunch of weirdos who've got

nothing else to do with their lives.

You do something bad and then someone's

going to get upset about it.

Most people don't care.

Like, I could do a bad thing and then 90

out of 100 people will just shrug it off

and say, who cares?

There's a lot worse.

But then 10 people would think, oh my God,

he must be stopped.

And then they go into like private

investigator mode.

That's just people being weirdos and

thinking that they are the bringer of

justice.

It's not really cosmic energies, is it?

It's why a lot of people are vegetarian as

well, because they think bad stuff is

going to happen if I eat meat.

And they have a point, because if you eat

too much meat, you end up getting a lot of

types of cancer.

It's just science.

It's not magic.

There's scientific proof that proves that

if you have too much meat, especially

processed meats, then it causes cancer.

So it's kind of like the animals are

getting revenge from getting killed and

slaughtered.

How many people have died from some kind

of bowel cancer that was from eating too

much pork products quite a lot, I reckon.

You know, processed meats and stuff full

of nitrates,

that's going to get you.

So you can laugh at all the poor piggies

getting killed, but

end of the day, you're going to get bowel

cancer, and then who's going to be

laughing?

They want to protect the new women getting

lied to.

Yeah, there's a lot of weird white knights

like Konaito back in the day.

This poor innocent woman, Danny Boy is

lying to her.

We must defend her and protect her at all

costs.

Yeah, well, I don't really care if I break

up or she dumps me, then it's just content

for me.

And then I'll find someone else.

This is the content people like.

They like the train wreck and the breakups

and the fighting.

So

either way, it's win-win for me.

There's pros and cons no matter what

happens.

Pros of her not finding out is, well, I

get a cheap place to live and I get a

girlfriend to do stuff with.

The cons would— of not— of her not finding

out would be I get bored, I get stuck

here.

The date videos are not really doing well.

Plus, I kind of want to go to Japan again.

But I am a bit worried Chihiro might

report me or something.

I don't think I've done anything that can

be reported.

It's not like I said anything dangerous

about her,

but it would be a bit scary if I got

stopped at the airport and they were like,

Are you Daniel Dodo?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chotto ii desu ka?

And then they take me over to a room and

then interrogate me.

We've had concerning reports from your

ex-wife that you said that you miss her.

Is this true?

And I'd be like, no,

I hate her.

Maybe I shouldn't go back to Osaka because

it looks like I'm going back there just

for her.

I like Osaka.

Osaka is better than Tokyo.

I don't like Tokyo.

It has like these depressed salaryman,

drunken middle-aged divorcees sitting in a

guesthouse, sad and lonely vibes.

Whereas Osaka has like warm and joyful,

fun backpacker vibes.

Tokyo is like cold and gray.

It reminds me of Christmas.

You see cute girls in cute outfits having

fun, and then you see miserable men in

their

40s.

I think Osaka has more character,

especially with the whole Shinsekai area,

which is pretty retro.

And Chris never really talks about Osaka

much.

Oh wow, Daniel made it 45 minutes without

mentioning Chris.

Put a penny in the bottle every time I

mention Chris.

Why do I keep bringing up Chris?

I don't know.

I've got this weird obsession with him

because he makes videos about Japan.

That's why.

No one else I follow really makes videos.

Even the Anime Man.

Doesn't really make videos about Japan.

Love the new title and thumbnail.

Don't I look— I look evil in that picture.

I look kind of evil when I smile, don't I?

I got like this evil grin,

even though at the time when I filmed it,

I was honestly smiling because I was

standing on a plane wing, which was pretty

funny.

That cafe was cool.

They had a bunch of planes hollowed out

with a cafe inside and they let you just

walk onto the wing without any kind of

safety fence.

If it was the UK, they'd put like a bunch

of rails on the edge of the wing.

They just let people walk onto a wing.

So funny.

Don't think you'll go to prison unless

there's cheating content on the USB.

Well, not the USB, the SD card.

There is sexual acts on the SD card and a

bunch of nudes that viewers sent me.

But it's not illegal to cheat on your

wife.

Let me Google it actually.

Is it illegal in Japan to cheat on wife?

Uh, it says statistics show 27.5% of men

in Japan have cheated in the past.

Japanese court has ruled out adultery is

not illegal.

Japanese court says adultery is okay if

it's for business.

Yeah, it was a business, business trip.

Purely business.

Heinous betrayal or a part of Japanese

culture?

Yeah, it's part of Japanese culture.

I was just experiencing the culture.

Says 27% of Japanese husbands cheat.