Kick Livestreams/pre dinner show 2025-10-18 01_41 [b0b8642d-pre-dinner-show] 480p

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Yeah, imagine I violate the stream in the first minute.

I mean, surely they don't expect me to interact in the first minute when there's no one here. Stupid.

I've got cough medicine. I don't know if I bother taking it.

Cough's not too bad. Although it is starting to ramp up, I guess.

Boring trading day.

It went down and then up and then down and up and then down. Now it's going up,

although there is an equal high. I might go long.

I might target that equal high.

I made £30.

I lose £30 if I'm wrong.

Okay, I'm long

targeting the equal high.

Hello, Bobbo, where are you tuning from?

Hmm. Is it an equal high if one of the bars has a wick?

Do not say no.

It's the category still Battlefield.

Whoops. I'll do Battlefield after dinner.

I need a break.

I'm thinking 3 hours, then break for dinner, and then final 2 hours.

I did not change my clothes. If I'm not going out and I'm not meeting anyone, then I can't be bothered.

As long as there's no food stain on it,

I don't see the point.

I can't even smell anything.

I think the sickness has affected my smell and taste.

Taste me, baby.

I'm up £2.60 on my schlong.

What kill zone is this?

Uh, is it lunchtime kill zone?

Wait, isn't it lunchtime beginning at 11 something? I'm not cooking.

I've got a microwave dinner and I've got apple crumble.

12 to 1:30. Oh, sorry, in 10 minutes.

Market slows— market marks a slowdown in trading as US traders take lunch breaks.

Traders may avoid initiating new positions during this time or use it to prepare for New York PM kill zone.

New York PM kill zone is at 1:30. Lunchtime is 12 to 1:30. Oh shit, very— lunchtime is in 12 minutes.

Whoa, it's ripping! I'm up £7.

I'm up £9.

I'm up £10.

I'm up £9.

I'm up £8.

Uh-oh, I'm up £8. I'm up £9.

Might take profit. Fuck it, I'm out. £9. I

put in way too much. Of the account into that trade.

Easy £9.

Market slowdown and consolidation for lunchtime, 12 to 1:30.

And then set up for closing hours kill zone. No, I'm not going to my mom's house

cuz I'm sick.

Wouldn't be good for the baby.

Can't be spreading my sickness.

Oh, it's still

working.

So yeah, I'm trapped.

Can't go see my girlfriend because she won't let me spend money for her. What's that?

Can't go home because I risk infecting my family.

Can't go out because I'm sick.

What can I do?

No, I kind of changed my mind about going home anyway

after I calmed down. I was freaking out yesterday.

I've kind of accepted it now.

That's how things just be sometimes.

No big deal.

I might have some soup. I got pea and ham soup.

Ah, damn it. I was right. Could have made £20. Oh well, shouldn't be greedy.

I

already got medicine.

I've got Nurofen and cough medicine.

Might take the cough medicine. I got the Nurofen just in case it gets worse.

No one coming to save me.

Yeah, I told her I was sick.

I mean, I am sick. I was sick. Sounds like I vomited.

If you just said I'm sorry.

I don't know why British people apologize. I mean, it's not like— I don't know, because she was sick, so she thinks I got it from her, but I don't think I did.

But yeah, say stuff like, hope you get better, rest up. Everyone says that.

What's my favorite YouTube channel?

FX Evolution and Traveling Trader

and Clear Tax Value.

What stocks though?

Oh, don't tell me it's ripping. Uh, for fuck's sake, I was right about the,

uh, double top.

I mean, equal highs. Fuck, I was right. I could have made £30.

I just got freaked out because Copilot was saying, oh, lunchtime slowdown and consolidation.

How was my day? Better than yesterday, although I can't really see how it could get worse.

It would take quite something to be worse than yesterday.

Think of it as big crash and then slowly recovering like the market.

I

wonder if market tanks as soon as lunchtime hits.

2 hours 40 minutes until dinner, and then dinner break, and then a couple hours without Phil and bedtime. Another productive day.

What do you mean 35 viewers? I have 200+ viewers. They're just shy.

Don't be shy, new people. We don't bite.

Ah, damn it. I was right. I could have made £30. I took £9 instead.

How much do I make from Kick after expenses?

Um, you mean my rent and my bills? I have about £1,000 left over.

Why is market ripping? Copilot said at lunchtime. It slows down.

Have I ever been on a double date? Actually, yeah, I have. I knew this Japanese guy called Moto back in 2016.

For some reason, he was always good at getting girls to meet up I don't know how he did it.

You know, at the time I was seeing a single mother girlfriend, and then he hits me up saying, can I come to Tokyo? He got some girls. So the 4 of us went for food

and nothing happened. One of them went home on their own, and then the 3 of us got on the train. And went home, and then we said bye to the last girl, and it was just us 2 guys left.

How much is my stock portfolio now? Well, it's down. It's down £80 today.

Bitmine down £90.

Lite Strategies down 10%.

Bitmine's kind of dragging me now.

Moto got cancer.

I don't know if he's still alive. I checked in on him back in 2023. I messaged him,

he said he was doing fine. Doing chemo. I met him at the guest house.

We were kind of drawn to each other. He was a bit older than me, in his 40s, but he was divorced, had 2 kids,

living in the guest house.

Misery loves company, doesn't it? He's in one of my YouTube videos.

I forgot which one.

I guess you can't see it now because I've privated everything.

He was a cool guy.

He used to like trying to do nampa.

His nampa was basically gulp to gulp, and so

え、ちょっといいですか。And then the girl would go, "すいません." And then he'd be like, "あ、あ、わかりました." And then he'd walk off. That was his pickup line.

It never worked.

But at least he had the courage to do it. I always felt secondhand embarrassment when he did it.

Nearly 10 years ago, 2016.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Make it into a short video here. Well, story of Mr. Moto. Yeah, 1 million views.

I went out, I went out in the garden a little bit during my break. It was quite nice.

I haven't been out in the garden in ages, probably like 2 months. When I was chopping my bram— remember I was chopping my brambles with the kitchen knife and then I thought she got the ick over that?

Oh God, don't know. It's over, I'm fed up with you. My weed dealer is Bristol BBC. Thanks, but I'm not really doing TTS anymore.

Can't be bothered.

When I sniff, it makes me need to sneeze.

Everyone tuning in from

What happened?

What happened with what? What happened with you?

Many things happened.

Oh God, who is it?

Ah, very sneezy now.

Make

some soup.

Making soup in my throat. It's green and gooey. Do you like my apple crumble?

It's more like a flapjack. It's so shallow. We need way more apples. Can't you just buy

chopped apples that have been skinned? I really, really like ham and pea. Pea and ham.

It's so good.

Ginger lemon honey and whiskey.

Is alcohol good when you're sick?

Why is it not coming out? Oh, why is it like jelly?

What?

Oh,

it sounds like a flashlight. Why is it so solid?

Oh, that sounds horrible. Oh, it stinks like cat food, but then when you, you chins at it, smells nice.

It's like actual dog food.

It's not so bad, it's just 14 days. 14 becomes 13, 13 becomes 12, 12 becomes 11, 11 becomes 10, and then we're in the single digits. And then 10 becomes 9, and then— oh, oh, so sorry, I can't make it. And then I fucking rage. Fucking

rage.

Cancel me once, fall on me.

Cancel me twice, fall on me again.

Ain't falling for that again. If I see a repeated pattern with this canceling thing,

ain't gonna be happy.

I mean, at some point, if you're not happy, you just gotta tell them you're not happy, and that's gonna trigger the breakup, or they're gonna change. Most likely they are not gonna change.

Or even though you are unhappy, you carry on going along with it because it's better than nothing.

Like, I don't know what kind of relationship where you You just see each other once or twice a month. The fuck is that?

What's the point then?

That's why you got to date in your local area, cuz what am I supposed to do? I'm not allowed to move house to be nearer to her. Yeah, women love when you do that.

They don't like it cuz then they feel responsible or guilty that you've just completely uprooted your whole life for them, and then if you Feels like pressure.

Not enough effort, they're not happy. Too much effort, they're not happy.

Why is it still like jelly?

I mean, that's why getting a job is so powerful, because is you meet people who live in the local area.

Not much other better way to put it.

Just be happy she's including you in her rotation occasionally. Well, yeah, I guess that's what I got to, um, just accept. It's better than nothing.

I got banned on all the dating apps again anyway. They got all of them,

so I don't know, don't know when I'll try again.

Not for a while, at least until I get sorted out. It'd probably be better if I get the job first and then look for the girlfriend.

Oh, fucking hot.

It's funny, like in the Thailand relationship, I was so upset because she kept asking me for money, and I'm upset because she won't ask me for money. Can't win, can you? Like, I'm begging,

just use me for money, I don't mind.

I mean, not just for money, but at least take my money. You ever seen Spirited Away? That big black goo thing follows Chihiro around showering her with gifts and gold. I'm like that. I'm like, take it, just don't leave me alone.

Don't leave me alone.

Take these shiny trinkets and

baubles. It's unattractive. Yeah, well.

Imagine I forgot the soup was there and I sat on it.

Being attractive through other means is not an easy feat.

This is not going to end well. This— how am I going to hold it and eat it?

Job, hobbies, and friends. Well, so to get the thing I want, I have to get all these things that I don't want.

Otherwise you got to become a stoic man like Clint Eastwood,

like a hermit,

like Aragorn,

just doing my own thing.

Some good soup.

If pea and ham soup

is the best.

I love the little bits of ham.

Almost as good as pot noodle.

Cream of chicken soup, very nice as well.

We have the best food in this country.

Where everyone tuning, guys?

What's your favorite video from my channel?

You notice how when people blow up on YouTube, Like they release merch and they create a Patreon and they create like a brand.

But when people do well on Kick, they don't do that.

It's like fame on Kick versus fame on YouTube, completely different things. Like, you can never really get famous from Kick unless you did something insane and then Moist Critical clipped you and made a video about you.

Like, would you say Hube Summer is famous? Like, does he get recognized on the street and fans take pictures with him? Highly doubt it.

I mean, look at Joel. Joel get thousands of viewers regularly. Does he have any merch? No. Does he have fangirls? No. Do you think he gets recognized?

No. Well, I used to get half those viewers. On YouTube. I'd get recognized on the street, people coming up to me.

You know how many times people came up to me last year in Tokyo and Japan to take pictures? Like 4 times.

That's the power of YouTube fame versus Kick fame. Oh God, I'm hot now.

I need a tissue, but I can't bother to get one.

Now my nose blocked. Thanks for that.

Oh, so you

different compared to Fasta?

The face. It's all in the face, isn't it?

Ah, for fuck's sake, market ripped. I would have made £35 if I didn't sell.

I

mean, she wasn't bad looking. It's just— I don't know, I just wasn't really—

wasn't really— didn't really do it for me.

But she was a good girlfriend, as in

wanted to live together straight away, wanted to be together every day. I like that clinginess.

The problem with dating Western women is they're very independent. I don't know if it happens later because I've never dated an older Western woman. Maybe it happens in the 30s, late 30s, but my experience from dating Western women who are in their 20s has been very different.

I've got to find Like middle-aged Western woman.

I've never had a Western girlfriend

where we lived together,

and then I've never had an Asian girlfriend where we didn't live together.

Oh, I mean, with the Asian girlfriends, I always moved in with them nearly the next day. Like, within a month I moved in with Chihiro. I moved in with Vasta the very next day.

I moved in with chlamydia girlfriend on the very first date. I moved in Korean woman's house second date.

The difference is maybe the age. When they're older, they've already got their own place.

As long as they got their own place, it's easy, isn't it? When they don't have their own place, it's hard.

But I got my own place. You don't see Girls lining up to move in.

Yeah, living in the middle of nowhere probably is not very appealing.

Spanish girl's a bit older. She's like 34, but I'm

not really that into her.

Market. What's the market doing?

Lunchtime.

Lunchtime is 12 to 1:30. That's a long lunchtime, those lazy US traders.

Wall Street bros all on their lunch with their fancy suits, probably eating steaks and lobsters right now.

Did you see the movie Margin Call with that English guy where he talks about, oh yeah, I made, I made $2 million this year, but I spent it all— hookers, cocaine, sent some off to my parents. They all get so— they like make a lot of money and then they get addicted to the lifestyle and they just

blow it all. And then they get more and more greedy for more and more money, take on more and more risk, and then they crash everything.

And then you got these guys called quants who write algorithms for trading algos.

They had so many stars in that movie. Jeremy Irons, Simon Baker, Kevin Spacey, the guy with the jewel in his head. From— I don't know, Marvel.

The guy who plays Spock, I forgot his name. He had a weird name.

Kevin Spacey, completely canceled now.

I forgot what he did. Was it sexual assault?

Oh, isn't Brad Pitt in it as well? Jesus, what was the budget for the cast? How many A-listers do you want?

Not Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt was in another trading show. The Big Short, maybe.

Was it The Big Short

where he's in an English pub and then he was on his laptop executing credit default swaps?

Well, that was a quick hour. 1 hour down already, 2 to go.

Smashing it out today.

Oh, I puked up the soup and then drank it down again.

Maybe it was a good idea I didn't meet up with her today. I'm not feeling great. Maybe it was meant to be this way.

I should have just played it cool and said, oh, I'm sick anyway, so maybe it's for the best.

I just— I like to think that if there's a calamity and I have the power to fix it, then I would like to be able to fix it. But to just be shot down like that felt bad.

I've

had another Strepsils. I went through the whole box of Strepsils.

Dichlorobenzyl alcohol.

I used to hate these when I was a kid. I remember my dad always had them on his bedside table, the cherry flavor, and I used to think, are those sweeties? But they tasted disgusting. Now I like them. It's like a sweetie with alcohol in it.

I got lemon. I got honey and lemon.

Lozenge.

Lozenge.

Wow, gold tanks back to where I sold it. Too bad I missed out on the extra 3% gain.

My favorite area of Japan,

maybe Namba. Shinsaibashi is quite nice.

Namba has a nice jovial feeling to it.

I went there for yakiniku with Blood Bucket. It's quite nice. She bought me a wagyu

Skewer. I like it because, I don't know, it's got lots of tourists. It's got like a happy feeling.

There's lots of weird people at the bridge, like this— the guy dressed up as Spider-Man who stands there and he gets chased away by the police every day. Every time you go there, he's there, and if you stand around long enough, you'll watch him get Confronted by the police, and then he packs up his stuff and moves

on.

People put money in this little box.

I forgot to get the cough medicine. Maybe I'll get the cough medicine. I had it from last time I was sick last year. Funny I packed that.

Ah, bollock!

Do

you think this is still good?

Chesty coughs. Why

is everything sticky?

Why are you gonna lose your right eye?

What's in here? Uh, guaifenesin, levo-methyl, liquid glucose syrup. Sucrose ethanol sodium.

I hate these stupid anti-children caps.

I can't open it. What do you do? Push it down and twist.

All right,

smells like strawberry.

Oh, burns.

You know what I don't understand?

So this is cough medicine, isn't it?

But it goes in your stomach, but the coughing is coming out my lungs. So what's that gonna do?

Maybe I'll go inhale it.

How does it fix the lungs when it goes into the stomach?

Wow, gold tanking.

No, I need to pee. I don't want to pee.

Ah, for fuck's sake, I can't even sit down for one minute.

Get up to make your soup. Get up to get the Strepsils. Get up to get the cough medicine. Get up to pee.

I wish I had a downstairs toilet as well.

Makes you secrete more mucus. Yeah, that's why I'm vaping, because it will make me secrete more, won't it?

Hope it's not too yellow. I should probably drink more fluids.

Not too bad.

Didn't flush, didn't wash hands, don't care. Shut up.

Okay, now I can finally relax.

But I kind of want a packet of crisps.

I should just put all the packets of crisps on my desk in the drawer.

Nah, a packet of crisps tastes weird after medicine.

Who else used to have cowpox?

My dad used to make me have some when I was sick. Spoonful of that sticky gross stuff. I hated it.

I

haven't tried the other thing. Recently,

why did nothing come out?

Markin or Ripin? Markin Ripit.

Ripping market. I wonder if it tanks hard since it's Friday.

I don't like that one.

I like my mango.

So where everyone tuning from?

Wasn't I sick last year this exact time? But it was way worse because I had a temperature, man.

He wasn't here last year. What, you're not an OG? Bad revoked.

I can't believe how many people we lost,

like Mudeus, Buff Weasel, Chicken Feet, Fix, Mariana, even

AJ. You guys are like the last survivors.

I guess you guys are going to be here until I get banned off Kick.

It's like you're watching a dying man on his deathbed.

Even Lil Waze doesn't come much.

Kale's gone.

So many people gone.

I'm already— I've already got it in my mind. My, um, I got banned from Kick YouTube comeback stream.

No, I don't want anyone to leave unless you're going to be annoying.

Meet Kevin's live 9K viewers.

That guy's just a machine, isn't he?

I found it weird how he went from like responsible investor to degen options trader.

Okay, tanken.

Ow, poked my gum. Oh.

My tongue feels all weird now.

Must be the ethanol.

How bored am I today? Pretty bored, although Battlefield 6 is kind of helping, which

is nice.

I feel like I'm getting the urge to play again.

I don't over— don't want to overdo it, otherwise I'll get sick and tired.

Damn, Ben Dean's married now. My wife ordered me a mystery meal.

I wonder what happened to his other girlfriend, MJ. COVID did me dirty. His views are kind of low now.

40K. No virals.

They're so weird when they wear the, the rubber gloves when they eat food.

I must be so jealous of him.

I wish I could just eat food and get those views.

I can't believe Terry TV just disappeared like that and never came back.

It's crazy. He, he looked kind of depressed in his last videos.

His last few ones didn't even crack 100K.

嗯。

I don't know what to say to her now.

That's why I don't like long periods of not meeting.

It gets harder and harder to find stuff to talk about.

I run out of questions as well.

I think I gotta ask a question,

like a probing question, not like a

life question.

So

What's your favorite Power Ranger?

Or photos help if I got something interesting to show, which I don't.

No, I did not text that.

Oh God, I don't know what to say.

What are you doing now?

I really struggle with texting.

But I don't want to just leave it on read.

Maybe I'll just send an emoji.

I don't want to talk about work.

I showed her my apple crumble.

I just sent them a sticker. That's the best I can do. I just send a sticker, no words. Maybe I'll just send it random. I miss you.

Now I'm like too clingy. Fuck, I don't know what to say.

I don't know how I survived a month texting her before meeting the first time.

What was her message? I was just telling her how I smashed my phone

when I was doing every, and then she said, at least you didn't smash your car. And then I said that I kind of did, and then she said That's true.

And then I got stuck.

Yeah, I don't know what to say, so I just randomly started telling about the story about how I smashed my phone.

Like, I can't keep bringing up the meeting up thing. Can't discuss work. I don't want to talk about money because it's like I'm pressing her.

I really wish I took some photos from the last weekend and then I could send her.

I don't know why I never take any photos or anything.

Um, now usually we talk about things like, have you seen this movie? Okay, we can watch it. Do you like this food? Okay, we can get it.

I don't know what to say,

but I'm like terrified of the concepts that if I don't text, it means I'm not interested in her as a person. What would you say? Okay, let's say

You're interested in me as a person, what would you ask me?

Where are you tuning in from today?

I go to the petrol station and I buy a canister of petrol and keep it in my house

so she won't have to pay for petrol, and I've already paid for it. So

I'd be like, well, you might as well use it. Does petrol go off? If you don't use it quickly? Is it like milk?

Because then she'll say, oh, I can't afford petrol, and then I'll just bring my petrol canister with me, fuel her up.

I'll be like, it's okay, I've got a petrol canister in my boot.

Sloshing around.

What happens if you boil petrol?

What happens if you put it in the microwave?

I'm kind of curious now.

Microwaving petrol.

1 million views.

What's smaking then?

Nothing.

Maybe buy here,

set up for market close kill zone.

I

gotta say something.

Ah, shit.

I can't say, how was your day? I've already said that.

Oh God, I'm really stuck now.

I'm like completely reliant on her asking me something now.

Tell me fun topic starter.

What's the craziest conspiracy theory you believe in? What's a random fact you know that always surprises people? Sounds like AI generated.

What I like talking about is plans, like planning to do something. What are we gonna do? Where are we gonna meet?

What food we're gonna get?

Sometimes they say everything's fine, but you've done something that upset them.

I don't know if I've done that. I don't think I have.

Maybe I'm texting too much. I'll text in an hour. I should have something right by then.

I always used to like it when people asked me about drama, like, what's going on with you and so-and-so? Did so-and-so really do this?

I can't really talk about that. Ah, fuck.

What are your plans for the weekend?

Since you're not spending it with me.

I mean, I'd be pissed if she is doing something. I mean, what happened to being broke?

Yeah, you staying at home?

I don't want to ask that question because then if she's like, oh, I'm gonna do this

Whatever you do, don't ask her that. Yeah.

Have you seen insert movie name?

I'm stumped.

No, I have not asked that question.

No. Yeah, but when we first started talking, she asked me, what am I looking for? And I said, I'm looking for a serious relationship. And I said, how about you? And she said, same. Unless she's lying.

I mean, if I had said, oh, it was just casual hookups, then she would have said, oh, same.

So you're saying she's lying? That's a big accusation.

What, so she's looking for a serious relationship means She hasn't decided that I'm the one for the serious relationship, and she's got like other prospects.

Like maybe she's got other options.

I don't know. Unlikely.

So when do I bring up the are we boyfriend-girlfriend thing? Maybe she'll just say, oh, I just assumed we already were.

Either it's that and it's easy, or it unravels an ugly conversation.

No, I wouldn't ask it like that. I'd be like, so something I want to ask you,

do you want to be my girlfriend?

But this is— isn't this something you should talk about in person, not over text?

I feel like I should definitely ask it next time we meet.

I don't agree that she's not excited to see me, and she's not only seeing me twice a month because she's not only seeing me twice a month.

When she has nothing better to do. It's about money, apparently.

She did say that she saw a baby pigeon in the garden. Maybe I'll ask how it is.

How's your baby pigeon doing?

Okay, I think that's pretty good. Keep things light,

and she seems to like birds.

US lunchtime ends in 6 minutes. Is it gonna rip? Do you think it's gonna rip when they all come back off lunch? And they're like, bye-bye-bye-bye.

That cough medicine actually has stopped me coughing.

I think the holiday apartments are making her feel guilty because they are pretty nice.

Like, we had a stone cottage with a fireplace and it was really cozy and nice.

It's not like I'm just taken to some sleazy hotel motel for a quick bang.

They're not hotels, they're houses.

None of them have been like a hotel with a check-in. They've either been like a lodge or a cottage.

One does not simply just book these cottages every weekend.

It would make her feel like she owes you. Yeah, exactly, Mommy. Finally, some— someone's talking some fucking sense.

That's what she said.

I says, I don't want to stay in a stupid little business hotel. I want a fireplace, and I want a kitchen, and I want a bathroom, and I want private entrance, and I want it to be like a homely

experience. Well, I mean, I'm doing it more for myself really,

because I have standards. I don't want to spend nights in some crappy Best Western hotel room where there's just a bed and a tiny TV. There's no staff at these places. That's the whole point. It's self-checking.

She's not really not interested in the stock market either. She asked me, uh, if I could do any job in the world, what would I do? I said, uh, stock market investor. She didn't say anything about it.

And I said, what about you? And then she told me.

It seemed like she only asked the question because she wanted to be asked the question.

Why can't she come to my house? She, she won't even let me pay for the petrol, and then she says she don't have enough money for petrol.

Yeah, I don't know. If I could do any job not for money because I'm already rich, I wouldn't do a job. I would just play video games and, I don't know, jerk off.

It's probably not a good answer.

You had sex with a cream pie.

Your baby is gonna be a

Mr. Kipling's strawberry tart.

Half human, half tart.

We are in— I mean,

lunchtime's going to end in 40 seconds. Go along.

If it goes up before lunchtime, it'll go down before lunchtime. I mean, after lunchtime.

Why?

What? Friday usually rips. They call it TGIF. Thank God it's Friday.

Apart from that other Friday last week, was it, when it tanked hard and then bounced hard the next Monday?

Oh wait, there's S&T divergence. It's probably going to tank.

Maybe don't go long then.