Drawing my sad life

Hello and welcome to this illustrated

video of Daniel's entire life, from the

very start all the way up until now.

Okay, so the story begins with this man,

my father. He was sent to Malaysia by his

company to do some work on a ship. He was

sent there with his coworker, Nick. Nick

was one of my dad's closest friends,

maybe even his best friend, and he was a

very nice guy, full of laughter, full of

fun, full of joy. He was a pleasant person

to be around. He was a fairly flirtatious

man and he really liked Asian women. I

remember my dad telling me about how Nick

used to have at least 5 different

Malaysian girlfriends at the same time.

One of these girlfriends was called Sue

and she would later become his wife. Sue

would also become Victoria's mother in the

future. Sue was also my mother's best

friend and Sue and Nick introduced my

mother to my father. That's they met each

other. After a few months of dating, my

mother and father decided to get married.

A year after they got married, they

decided to have me, a baby boy. Baby boy

Daniel was brought into the world in 1989.

Daniel was born in Maidstone Hospital.

Ironically, this hospital would also

become the very same hospital that his

father would eventually pass away in,

exactly 30 years after the birth of

Daniel. Robert Lord would take his last

final breaths in the intensive care unit

of Maidstone Hospital. Daniel was a

sickly, thin, and weak child compared to

the other kids at school. Every summer,

Daniel would suffer terribly from hay

fever. His nose was constantly running,

his eyes were itchy, and he would be

sneezing all day long, something the other

children used to enjoy making fun of him

for. Unfortunately, in 1999, when Daniel

was age 10, his grandfather passed away

suddenly. Some say that the tragic passing

of Philip Lord would trigger a chain of

events that would result in the crippling

social anxiety that Daniel still suffers

from even to this day. After his

grandfather passed away, his father

decided to move the entire family into his

grandfather's house. The new house was too

far away from the school Daniel was

currently attending, and his father moved

him into a school closer by. Daniel didn't

like his new school. He found it very

difficult to make new friends, and the

other children didn't like him very much.

Daniel hated going to school. He didn't

enjoy studying. He didn't want to learn.

He became addicted to video games and

became isolated from everyone else.

Daniel had a few friends that he would

play video games with and Warhammer 40K,

but in general, he wasn't very popular

with the other children. After Daniel

finished secondary school, he became a bit

of a weirdo as he got older. Because of

the way he was treated at secondary

school, he felt ostracized by society,

and he became even more isolated than he

was before. He had no friends. He would

shut himself in his room playing video

games all day long. He didn't like people.

He felt like he was betrayed by society,

betrayed by the world, and he didn't want

to be involved with it. His father was

pretty upset with this, and he wanted

Daniel to study something or get a job.

Daniel and his father would have many

arguments about this. Daniel felt lost,

depressed. He didn't know what to do with

his life. He didn't know what he wanted to

do. All he wanted to do at the time was

play World of Warcraft. And then one

day, he discovered something, something he

never knew about before. Something that

fascinated him. He found out about anime

and the Japanese language, something that

really interested him. He started watching

anime every single day for around 2 years.

Daniel loved anime so much. He fantasized

about becoming one of those Japanese anime

boys. He wanted to live in Japan. He

wanted to be surrounded by cute Japanese

girls. He felt like he could escape the

nightmare that was his existence in

England. He thought he could run away,

leaving all his problems behind in

England, and go to Japan and everything

would be perfect. As he reached the age of

18, he started to feel interested in

women. Japanese women. He really,

really wanted a Japanese girlfriend, and

he was willing to do anything to get one.

He started learning Japanese every single

day. He signed up to multiple

international dating websites to meet up

with Japanese women. He eventually met one

very nice Japanese woman on a website,

and they started talking to each other

every single day for hours and hours.

Daniel felt motivated to stop playing

video games and get a job. He got a job

washing dishes. In a restaurant, and he

saved up his money. He worked very, very

hard to eventually save up money to go to

Japan and meet this girl who he felt in

love with. Unfortunately, this girl

decided to dump Daniel and she got a new

boyfriend. Daniel was heartbroken, but he

was still determined to go to Japan and

find love. He carried on working saving up

his money until eventually he had enough

money to be able to go to Japan. He bought

his tickets, booked a guesthouse, and went

to Japan for the very first time all by

himself. This whole experience was

very scary for Daniel. He had never been

to another country all by himself. He had

never been to Japan all by himself, but he

was determined to go there and to meet

this new girl. He met this new Japanese

girl on the same website that he met the

last one on. She promised to be his

girlfriend if he came to Japan, and this

excited him. He thought she was definitely

the one. She was going to make him happy.

She was going to make him feel fulfilled.

He was going to become a normal person.

All he had to do was go to Japan. He

landed in Japan and everything was okay.

He didn't get lost, he didn't get into any

trouble, and he met the girl that he was

hoping to meet. Unfortunately, the girl

wasn't really quite up to his standards.

She wasn't as pretty as the photos or the

videos that she sent him, and they didn't

last very long. They dated for around 4

weeks, and then he decided to cheat on

her. With an older Korean lady. For the

next 6 or 7 years, Daniel's life would

consist of him going to Japan and then

Korea and then back to England and then

back to Japan and then back to Korea,

meeting up with different women every

year. He was having a lot of fun meeting

different girls, having new experiences.

He thought, wow, this is so much better

than being stuck at home in England He

wanted to eventually live in Japan

long-term. He didn't like only being able

to stay in Japan for a few months and then

having to go to Korea and then back home

to England. He didn't really like spending

too much time at home with his parents.

He could sense that his father didn't

really approve of his new lifestyle of

flying around the world meeting women.

His father still wanted Daniel to study

and eventually get stable job. But Daniel

wasn't interested in that kind of

lifestyle. He thought it would be boring

to have some job, to be stuck in one

place. He wanted to carry on going to

Japan, meeting women, and to eventually

find a wife. After many, many trips to

Japan and after going through a multitude

of ladies, he finally found a wife in

the year of 2017. He found a

woman who would marry him. He moved to

Japan and got himself a spouse visa, and

that's where he is to this day. He

achieved all of his dreams. He managed to

move to Japan. He found himself a Japanese

wife. He managed to find a way to get

through life without needing a boring job,

and now he plays video games on his brand

new MSI 32-inch curved monitor, which

he'll be playing Resident Evil 2 on, on

his Twitch channel at

twitch.tv/danielhimr.

Many people ask if Daniel is happy with

life right now after achieving all of his

goals and dreams. Can he truly say that

he's happy with everything? Well, that's a

question for another day. And an answer

for another night. And finally, I would

like to thank everyone who made Daniel's

life a possibility. If it wasn't for a

few people, he wouldn't even be here

enjoying the life that he lives.

Unfortunately, Daniel is also a lazy POS

and gave up trying to do any more drawings

for the rest of this video. That's why

we've been staring at the same drawing for

the last several minutes, and he's

shamelessly trying to stretch this video

to 10 minutes by talking about

meaningless random things in a very,

very slow voice.

He would also like to know if you

like shepherd's pie. With cheesy

bits on top of the mashed potato,

slowly baked in the oven.

Oh, it's 10 minutes.