walking to Japanese Sun Tower (21km walkathon) [bLLuzNREUQ8]

Hello.

I'm back.

I think I have to put sun cream on.

Look, my hand's going really brown.

The right hand is browner than the left

hand from holding the selfie stick.

Put this sun cream on.

Where do you plan to go to today?

I found this weird-looking tower.

I think we can walk there.

It's only 20 kilometers.

Maybe I should put some

on

my face.

すごいカラフル。

Okay, let's just get ready and go.

And my work can go.

He's teaching English again.

Look, I did my laundry.

Turn

off

the

computer.

I'll talk about the bar thing in a minute.

Hold on,

just got to get outside first.

Got everything.

I need to tidy up the table.

I don't know why I did my laundry, but

there's stuff

stuck to my socks.

I think the thing was dirty.

Look, there's like bits all over it.

I used the guest house laundry machine,

that's why.

I should have used the other one like

before.

Why are there bits on it?

Tissue?

I don't think I put tissue in there unless

there was already tissue in it.

Yeah, that's fine.

I mean, I guess it's clean bits of tissue,

isn't it?

Where's my key?

Maybe you're supposed to change that.

It's like a little bag in the washing

machine.

Maybe you're supposed to dust that out.

I don't know.

Uh, stupid thing.

It's not gonna rain today, I think.

Okay, I got my wallet, got my phone, got

my battery charger.

Got my money.

Yeah, ready.

Hmm, another lovely day.

I went to do the laundry and I sat in the

living room.

There's no one there.

Every day it's just empty.

It's like no one lives here or something.

The place smells like a guest house.

It's got that smell.

Okay, so I think— which way do I go?

Maybe left.

I go left and I go right.

Yeah, I went to the living room and it's

got this smell.

Smells like the other guest houses,

but there's no people there and it looks

really old inside.

Inside.

Like, all the furniture looks 10 years old

or something.

It's all got stains on it.

There was a table and they had all bits of

food in the cracks and stuff.

Pretty gross.

Why don't they renovate it?

Because the other guest house, they had a

massive renovation, looks nice now.

Should have stayed there.

Why didn't I message that guest house

again?

Stay in the one I stayed at.

In 2017.

This one kind of sucks.

Laundry is kind of annoying now.

If I use the coin laundry, it's like ¥700

in that fancy place.

So yesterday me and Blood Bucket went to

some bars.

I didn't film it because I didn't think it

was really that interesting for video

content.

Plus the girls would definitely not let me

film them.

I'm pretty sure the girls wouldn't let you

film them.

Film them.

So we went to 2 bars.

Uh, this vampire kind of bar had 4 girls

in it.

They were young,

okay looking, but 2 of them were wearing a

mask, so couldn't even see what they look

like.

It's kind of funny, you go into a girls'

bar and you can't even see the girls'

faces.

Why do they wear a mask when the whole

point of going there is to interact with

the girls, so I didn't really

enjoy that.

But the room was nice and the theme was

nice.

Also, it's weird because the girls ignore

you unless you buy them a drink, and then

Blood Bucket bought them a drink and then

they sat down with us and then they

talked.

But before buying them a drink, they just

kind of stood there on their phones.

Very transactional.

It felt weird.

Wait, I

want to turn the volume down a little bit.

I think it's peaking.

Peking duck.

Had a drink and some food,

and then we went to this other bar where

they tie you up.

It wasn't quite what I was imagining.

I don't know, I was imagining like this

sexy, dimly lit,

smoky kind of bar with pole dancers and

stuff, and they whip you.

It was more like

very bright with wooden furniture

and, uh, 2 middle-aged women working

there.

And then one of them was like the tying up

master,

and she tied me up.

And then there was this man there who was,

um, practicing tying up this woman.

He looked like he was really enjoying it,

massive grin on his face the whole time.

And then they hung her up and span her

around and stuff like Spider-Man.

And I don't really get the tying up thing.

I don't really feel anything being tied

up.

Maybe tying up a hot girl would be fun,

but only if she's naked.

Yeah, I've never really been into the

tying up thing.

Never done that with exes.

I don't really get the appeal.

If a girl said to me, can you tie me up?

I'd be like a bit weirded out.

It's not really my thing.

Look, it is an old boring hat.

Stop showing her, she's a creepy bitch,

probably unalived her parents.

She's like a pedo serial killer.

No, she's nice.

So I've got to walk 20 kilometers today.

We're gonna go to this thing, it looks

kind of interesting.

I've never been there before.

Open Compass.

So we have to head kind of northeast.

Does it not excite your willy tying girls?

No, not really.

Looks like a lot of faffing about,

and then you gotta untie them when you

finish.

Well, your plans today?

I'm gonna walk east for 4 hours and then

we get to our destination.

It's gonna be amazing.

It's gonna be better than Corbett because

it's not windy.

Corbeil was a bit lacking in luster.

Oh, I had Corbeil beef yesterday too.

It was kind of rubbish.

It just tastes like normal beef.

I think to get the really soft one you

have to pay loads, like ¥10,000.

We only paid ¥2,000 to get the normal one,

but it just tastes like normal beef.

Didn't taste anything special.

I think my own steak I cooked in Thailand

tastes better.

Did you put sunscreen on?

Yeah, my right hand's getting all brown.

From holding up the camera, but my left

hand is not so brown because it's in my

pocket.

Looks kind of weird.

It's not even that sunny, it's cloudy.

I'm getting sunburned still.

I'm getting tanned.

Japanese sun is very strong, even when it

doesn't seem strong.

Yeah, I think yesterday

I couldn't have streamed it.

I don't think those girls at the girls'

bar let you stream them.

There was this big page of rules like, do

not touch the girls,

do not take pictures of the girls, do not

ask for the girls' contact details, do not

follow the girls home.

Can't do this, can't do that.

What's the point going then?

Do not flirt with the girls.

Then this guy came in on his own, just sat

at the bar, bought a drink, started

chatting to the girls.

I thought, he comes here alone just so he

can chat to the girls.

What's the point?

It's not going to lead anywhere.

Unless people really like chatting to

girls, I guess, even if it's not going to

lead anywhere.

I never really cared for it.

I only had to force myself to chat to

girls so I could you know what.

Oh wow, Sakura's out a lot today.

I think in a few days Sakura will be out

full bloom.

Did your willy get hard?

What?

Did your willy react?

No.

Not really.

It was not arousing at all.

They were cute, I guess.

And you can see their thighs,

and then you can pay them to do stuff like

take a photo with them,

but it's like ¥4,000 to get them to yell

at you,

and then you have to like call them or

something.

Yeah, no, I don't think I'd go again on my

own.

First time doing a girls' bar thing.

If I was going to spend money on women,

I'd rather do the other thing,

the talking stuff.

I'd rather just talk on my own on my

stream, to be honest.

I think Japanese people really like to

talk.

They just go into a bar and they just

start talking to the bartenders.

I don't know what they're talking about.

Like, oh, today was really tough, my boss

yelled at me, boohoo.

I don't know how they do that job though,

having to listen and pretend to care about

people's stories.

Can you imagine doing that every day, all

day, having to listen to everyone's boring

stories and then pretending to care?

I couldn't do it.

You're in the ghetto of Osaka.

It's not that bad.

Let me check the map.

Let's see which way I'm going.

Okay.

Maybe just kind of head this way,

slightly more to the left.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket.

Yeah, they asked if I was Blood Bucket's

son.

After we— after Blood Bucket paid for the

drinks, they sat down and started talking

to us.

One of the girls was like, is he your son?

And then I said I'm 35, and then they were

like, what, really?

It looks so lifeless.

Well, most people are at work.

Kids are at school, thank God,

so you ain't got old grannies standing

around and mums

doing shopping.

It's that woman again.

I thought he was a college student.

Yeah, they asked me if I'm ryugakusei,

exchange student.

Oh my God, why do people keep asking me if

I'm a student?

I remember going to Rotterdam, meeting the

Airbnb owners, kept asking me, am I a

student?

See, even in Japan I look like I'm

20-something.

People saying I'm aging badly.

I don't know what you're talking about.

No livestream video?

Yeah, I don't think I could have done

that.

I'm pretty sure that man doing the

practice Thing wouldn't have wanted to be

on YouTube tying up some woman.

He's probably got a wife.

Maybe he goes there secretly.

They literally thought you were my son.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah,

I should have told them I'm a YouTuber.

That might have spiced up the

conversation.

Then they could have gone, "哎，すごい."

Yeah, that guy practicing tying up, he

might have had a wife, and then maybe he

goes there secretly to fulfill his tying

up fetish.

So he probably wouldn't have wanted to be

on camera.

Plus there's music.

The vampire bar had I don't know what kind

of music that was.

It was probably non-copyright, but the

other one had normal music.

I would have gotten copyright claimed.

Why are you wearing a hoodie?

I don't wear a hoodie anymore.

I wear this collared fleece.

It's like a turtleneck but with a zip.

Only you zip it right up.

If it's really cold to protect my neck

from the wind.

Get a hidden cam, then I'd get in trouble

if certain people found out.

Didn't get cereal and couldn't stream.

That's why you pissed.

I'm not pissed.

It was nice to just hang out and talk and

not worry about a stream

and also experience a bar girl, a girl

bar,

because I kind of wanted to go to a girls

bar.

Maybe a more sexy one would be more

interesting, like that bikini bar girl—

girl bar in Kobe.

I need to check to see if, um, I need to

keep an eye on the pocket Wi-Fi because

last time it ran out of battery.

A bit annoying.

Was Boznev your girlfriend?

I think that was her.

Because she did ghost me

for half a day.

Why would she say that in the chat and not

just message me?

She said— she said— she said that she was

mad because I was talking about twin

flames,

and she said, I'm your twin flame.

And I was like, okay.

So I had to phone her

And say, uh-oh, kids,

they're yelling konnichiwa at me.

Oh my God,

God, they fucking pack of feral kids.

At least they were nice.

They're yelling konnichiwa at me.

Oh my God, if they beat me up here, no

one's gonna help me.

I'm gonna get out of this area.

How do they know I'm streaming?

I was pointing it at the ground.

Oh God, at

least they seem friendly.

They'll probably do something crazy like

And like whip out their butt.

God, freaking feral kids.

How do I get out of this area?

Is it really obvious I'm doing YouTube?

So what was I saying?

At least they're not following me.

I think the trick is you just don't point

the camera at them and that won't trigger,

trigger the aggro.

It won't aggro them.

The camera is like an aggro beam.

People get pissed.

They either get pissed or they get really

excited.

About YouTube.

Anyway, I was saying, um, yeah, I had to

phone her to patch things up.

I thought she blocked me.

My ex-girlfriend in Thailand, that is what

I'm talking about.

タイの彼女について話してます。 Crap, more people.

There's a girl with them.

That detoxifies the masculinity.

We need more women.

Keep these wild boys under control.

No, we didn't break up, but she ghosted me

for like half a day, and then I had to

phone her, patch things up.

Now we're good again.

She thinks I'm in love with Sunny.

I said no.

If she comes to Japan, we could meet Blood

Bucket.

I think she's okay with Blood Bucket.

But she's a bit worried about Sunny.

Gonna meet Sunny on Saturday.

Have you seen Chris?

He's so fat now.

His stomach is massive.

I've never seen him so fat before.

Is he like depressed and just binge

eating?

Although I've got millions of dollars, I'm

so sad.

I get to live in Japan with without

worrying about my visa, and I've got a

girlfriend.

My life's so terrible, I've got to binge

eat buckets of KFC chicken.

Come on, Chris, get a grip.

At least you don't have a dead channel

that only gets 4K views.

Imagine being depressed when you're a

multi-millionaire with a massive fan base

of hundreds of thousands of people.

I would nut for that.

Imagine being depressed, being him, and

then look at me.

I got nothing.

I got no money, channel's dead, lost my

visa.

At least I don't stuff my face with fried

chicken every day.

That's better.

Ah, back on the main road, safe.

If Chris went on my diet and walked as

much as I do, he would lose all that

weight in like a week, I reckon.

I think Chris has so much fat stored he

won't even have to eat for months.

He could just get vitamin jelly drinks to

keep himself nourished but then just

starve himself.

All the fat will burn up, won't it?

But I guess it's hard when you're really

hungry.

You just— all you can think about is food,

and then you get all angry because you're

hungry.

I don't really lose self-control over

food.

Open Compass,

we'll go that way.

Isn't he doing a Cycle Across Japan

stream?

Yeah, with Connor, trying to raise a

million dollars for some charity.

Imagine doing all that work and you're not

even making any money because you're going

to give it all away.

They're not going to keep any of it.

Seems like a waste of time,

basically doing it for almost free, unless

they take a bit of the money as payment

for themselves.

I guess they use some of it for gas— I

mean petrol— and food.

Yeah, Chris just does these cyclethons to

try and exercise and lose weight, but then

he finishes it and then he puts all the

weight back on,

so it's kind of meaningless.

Oh, sakura looks nice here.

It was raining all day yesterday, I think

because of this— the earthquake in Taiwan

and the tsunami blew water up.

At any minute, she's just an old lonely

creepy perverted hat.

Why are we paying maintenance today?

She will die alone in that house with the

animals she killed over the years and no

one would care.

LOL.

Okay, today we're going to walk 40,000

steps, then get on the train and come

back, and also check out the thing we're

going to.

What was I saying?

Oh yeah, Chris.

Yeah, so when are they going to get to

Osaka?

Probably on the weekend.

They brought out Gantz as the first guest.

I was kind of predicting Pete would be the

first guest, but guess not.

Wow, look at the river!

I like how the sakura flops over

footpaths.

I like these rivers.

Why are the rivers in Japan so nice, but

they're so horrible in Thailand?

I'm hungry.

Need drinks as well.

Fortunately, Blood Bucket's parents are

unalived so that they won't have been more

disappointed in the useless piece of trash

they created.

Lol.

Sorry, Blood Bucket, that you're the

target today.

Block that person.

I can't.

I think there's no way to actually block

them because it's not on YouTube, it's on

Streamlabs.

Yeah, I made a dollar.

Richer penny by penny.

I can now buy a vending machine drink for

my—

with the $3.

Need to raise donor amount.

Maybe, but then won't they just do it

less?

Oh wow, thanks LA Knight.

Let me talk to ya.

Hi Daniel, thanks for streaming early

today.

This is LA Knight.

Yeah, yeah.

10 hours streaming.

I can only do 10 hours on my battery bank.

I think $1 is— I'm not sure— ¥140.

Oh, so I'll probably rest tomorrow

on Friday.

And then meet Sunny on Saturday.

Should I start the stream in my room and

then we just walk to the station, get on

the train,

just stream the whole thing?

And then she should be waiting there with

her car,

and then we do like a car stream.

Hopefully she doesn't do anything illegal.

Hopefully she's like a good driver.

I don't want to make her lose her license.

Tell us why you deleted live streams.

Well, that is a very sticky topic.

We need a hunting for a social log stream.

Let's go smoke that bastard out.

No, I'm not doing that.

Um, I don't want to get in trouble.

I would be scared to stream myself driving

because I feel like I might accidentally

do a traffic violation.

I did some weird things when I was

learning to drive, like I'll check my

blind spot but I wasn't really looking, I

was just pretending.

I would check but I wasn't really

checking.

I would check and then go anyway,

even if it might not be safe.

Like, I was on a slip road once trying to

join a main road, and there was a car in

front on the main road and a car behind,

and I just checked my blind spot and then

I just sped up and joined the stream— I

mean, the main road anyway, in between the

car in front and one behind.

It's kind of dangerous.

Stream or something?

Lol, yeah.

No, it's just, um, I said some things in

those streams

that were not good and I had to take them

down

because I thought that was a good idea.

Oh God, it's just a women's school.

Not following anyone.

Yeah, I feel like I did waste my money,

um, learning to drive.

I want my money back.

£3,000.

I don't think I'm ever going to drive.

When am I going to drive?

If me and Sunny meet in the UK, she can

drive.

I'll probably crash.

Didn't even get to watch the streams and

you took them down.

I'm so sorry, but I clipped the best bits

and made them into videos, so you didn't

really miss anything apart from— this is

what you're missing, me just walking and

talking.

I got all the cool stuff.

You should set up a $100 donation goal to

tell the story of how you got in trouble.

$100?

Oh, I'd need a lot more.

Do this for other stories, you could get

paid.

I think even for $10,000 I wouldn't tell

the story.

My life would literally be in danger.

I'm gonna let you drive my car.

No, I don't have an international driver's

permit.

If I do that, I would be breaking the law

on stream.

Is it automatic?

I don't even know how to drive automatic.

Only real drivers drive manual like me.

It's manual.

Oh crap, it's Dug myself a hole.

Well, I forgot how to drive.

Where am I?

We are 16 km away.

Wow, we did 25% already.

We just— oh, we're walking right towards

the airport.

We're actually walking towards Love

Bucket's house,

I think.

We think that Chi Chi got you in trouble

with the popo in Japan, mate.

Come, Keen, we can protect you.

No, that's definitely not what happened,

but good guess.

Definitely nothing to do with

Wow, look, a white car!

So cool looking.

All

right, cross.

Wait, that's not the police thing.

Oh, I thought that was the police station.

Oh my God,

imagine I accidentally walked towards the

police station.

Not that that would be a problem.

Come on, let me cross.

Yeah, so the story is, uh, the Yakuza kids

tracked me down and threatened to kill me

if I didn't take down the streams.

That's definitely what happened.

They had a knife and they made me do it.

Definitely.

That's what happened.

Walk to Toyonaka.

I think that's where I'm heading.

I want to go— I want to zigzag straight,

then right.

Green, green, green, green, green.

Look, it says PL.

That's my grandfather's initials, Philip

Lord.

The Great.

Amen to my granddad.

He died 1999.

So the plan on Saturday, I think— what

about we meet at 12, or is it too early?

Maybe 1.

It will take me like an hour to get there,

I think,

and then we drive somewhere.

Lake Biwa, maybe.

Midday is cool.

Okay, yeah, I'll leave my place around 11

and start streaming.

Then I have to go to Umeda and then get on

the train to Kyoto, and then I'll probably

just walk.

I can't be bothered getting a bicycle.

I gotta put my GoPro strap on and get a

bike mount.

Can't be bothered.

Probably just get a train

to Ono Station.

Yeah, I hope the weather's good.

Well, we'll be in the car, so it should be

fine,

but then when we get out of the car

Where am I?

The bus station, bus stop.

It's a weird wedge brick thing.

What's the point of it?

When is spring break over.

I don't like all these kids everywhere.

And then there's Golden Week.

I hate Golden Week.

Kids everywhere.

School starts 8th of April.

What day is it today?

Why are there so many kids everywhere?

Did you know in, um, Japanese, dani means—

it's like some kind of bug, like a bed

bug.

What kind of bug is it?

So my name is literally a bug,

like a very tiny bug.

Why don't you have on-screen chats?

Because it keeps freezing, or it's really

delayed.

It doesn't work very well.

Lives in dirty tatami.

Yeah.

Do you think teaching English there could

be lucrative for someone?

You speak Japanese.

Could you do it if you had to, you think?

Or is that just dead now?

Could I do it if I had to?

What, teach English?

I guess if I was forced to do it.

I wouldn't want to do it.

I'd be scared of the kids.

They'd be like, omae!

Instead of sensei, they'd call me omae.

I don't have like this adult authority

kind of presence that kids would respect.

Kids think I'm just like another kid.

They think I'm one of them.

How many times have you gone to Chi Chi's

place so far?

Be honest.

Haha.

Never.

Yeah, kids don't respect me like an adult

cuz I don't look like one.

I don't have that aura of authority, so I

don't think I could control a class of

rowdy kids,

I'd probably just give up and sit on the

table and look at my phone.

I'd be like, okay, whatever, don't learn

then, be stupid.

My teacher at school was like that.

I had this maths teacher, he couldn't

control the class at all, he just gave up.

He just focused on the 3 kids that

actually wanted to learn, and then he just

ignored everyone else.

Everyone else was just laughing and

throwing things.

I felt sorry for him.

I don't know why you'd want to be a

teacher.

If you like teaching, I don't know, just

make a YouTube channel and make videos

teaching.

Don't be a teacher unless you absolutely

have to.

Yeah, or do what the American guy does,

just teach in his room online lessons to

adults, but I don't know how you get a

visa.

I don't know how he gets one.

He must have signed up and then gotten

employed.

You definitely got in trouble with

stalking Chi Chi, that's why you took the

stream down.

I bet the police showed up to warn you.

Haha, stalker Daniel.

No, that's definitely not what happened

because I would say, say something before

that did happen.

You're completely wrong.

Oops.

How's living in Japan?

It's amazing.

I love it here so much.

Love Japanese people and culture.

I respect the Japanese people so much too,

and its women.

Open campus.

Northeast, east,

northeast.

I was watching 2x to catch up.

Now it's like slow motion.

Should I run faster or something?

No, you have to learn Thai language.

Why?

I just— I can't get my head around the

Thai language.

It's weird.

So to say I go to school, it's like— how

do you say school I forgot now.

Ronglian, Pombai Ronglian.

I don't remember the tones at all.

Maybe it's like pom pom bai ronglian.

Can't remember.

What is going on?

Why is she backing up into a road?

Where is this?

I think, um, near the airport.

If I see planes, I'll just follow the

planes where they're landing.

Oh, shut up, John, talking.

Guys, we can just contact the Hyogo-ken

Amagasaki-Manami Police Station and ask if

they got stalker Daniel yet.

They got English-speaking staff.

The subreddit still have all the clips and

evidence of him admitting to going to

Chi-Chi's home.

Yeah, whatever,

that's just your opinion.

I'm just walking

very, very far away.

From that place,

not anywhere near the JR lines.

That's why I walk.

I don't even get the train, see?

I walk everywhere.

My hand's going yellow.

Look.

Put the pieces together, guys.

He's not saying anything because the

police came to warn him.

Haha, he's freaking out now and tried to

get rid of all streams and evidence cause

he knows he did wrong.

Hahaha.

Don't know what you're talking about.

Will I meet up with that super nerd again?

Who, Momo?

Uh, no thanks.

He stabbed me in the back.

I told him Ice was in Tokyo and he got the

next train to go and meet Ice and then got

free Kobe beef.

Whoa, that crow was close.

He didn't even know who Ice was until I

mentioned him.

He was like, oh, isn't Ice streaming with

RiceGum?

Yeah, when has Ice ever met RiceGum?

RiceGum doesn't even stream, he just sits

in his house on Twitch picking his nose.

Oh wow, look, American Diner Pizza.

Just come clean and tell us before we

really contact the Ameksaki Manami Police

Station again.

We still got evidence that can get you in

deep trouble.

Really?

It's up to you.

No comment.

My favorite pizza topping is pineapple.

What about you?

I'm just doing a walking tour of Japan's

beautiful streets.

No weird stuff going on here.

Not filming anyone.

I'm not doing anything wrong.

Just nice quiet streets.

Okay, since you want to play games, we

will contact the Amagasaki Manami Police

Station again, and we can also contact

Chihiro to encourage her to submit that SD

card to them.

Don't know what you're talking about.

I'm pretty sure Gunner's already done that

anyway.

Gunner reports me to everyone everywhere.

Every little thing I say gets clipped and

then reported somewhere, so I'm not really

scared because it's been happening for

years.

It's not really new, is it?

Okay, let's check the map.

They spelled comfort wrong, it says

confort.

What?

Okay, this way.

Expect police to show next day or two.

This time the SD card will land you behind

bars and banned from not just Amagasaki

and Kansai, but Japan as well.

Have fun rotting in British jail.

Oh, thanks, Kofi.

Wander around trying to find the meaning

of life.

You should get into playing an instrument.

I tried to learn the banjo,

but it was kind of boring.

Kids putting it down.

Oh no, it's just a dad with his kids.

I thought he was a kid.

Yeah, I played the banjo.

Boring.

Hurt my fingers.

My fingers got all blistered.

Wow, look!

One one one.

One one one one.

Twin.

Planes

with my girlfriend from Thailand,

the only woman I care about.

I got a banjo because I like the sound of

it.

There's a banjo on Monkey Island

and it sounded cool.

Oh wow, thanks, perfect.

Daniel, wander around trying to find the

meaning of life.

You should, should get into playing an

instrument like guitar, singing, or going

to the gym.

You need to break the cycle, but someone

needs to push you.

Come on, the banjo is cool.

Haven't you seen that guy on the train

play the banjo

and he does this really fast finger riff?

All this content we don't get to hear

about.

Maybe wait 20 years.

I think after I'm 60 I won't come to Japan

anymore.

What's the point?

Probably just stay at home.

Guys, she got control of Daniel, and by

the balls, he's so scared now because now

he's avoiding taking the train and staying

away from her areas.

We all know the police showed up, that's

why he's acting like a coward bitch now.

Don't know what it's— just being

respectful.

Yeah, I think at some age, a certain age,

I'll stop coming here.

I don't know, maybe I'll be 65 and still

be hankering

for the juice.

I don't even, even know if they let

65-year-old men pay for it.

They might be like, oh, you're too gross

now, go away.

As long as I'm not stinking and I have a

shower and I maintain my hair.

I don't know if I'll go bald or bald.

I don't think I'll go bald.

65 living in a guest house.

Yeah.

Who cares?

There's no one there anyway.

Feels like I'm the only person there apart

from American guy and a couple Indian

guys.

Everyone just sits in their room.

There's no sense of community.

Well, if the police want to have a chat,

they know exactly where I am.

They can just roll up because you can see

by location right now.

Suddenly this coward BS Daniel wants to be

respectful.

Haha, what an idiot!

You are so scared.

You will never beat Chi Chi.

You will always lose to her.

You are a loser coward.

Oh wow, thanks Dan the Philosopher,

very generous.

How's Taiwan now after the earthquake?

So back to normal yet?

Where am I?

Why am I at a train station?

How do I get over it?

People still trapped underground.

Um, I need to get over the train track.

Maybe that way.

Oh wow, so I have

to

actually walk over the tracks.

Okay.

Oh, there goes the Hankyu.

Thank you very much.

Oh well, thanks.

Do you know what Danny's troubles are?

Yes, we had a deep conversation at the

dominatrix bar whilst I was tied up.

She got all the secrets out.

I should have filmed it and put it on

Patreon.

Damn it, I just got some pictures.

I might put it on my Instagram.

I don't know what train line this is.

If that was Hankyu, then what's this?

Wow, I'm on the train tracks.

Oh my God, there's a train coming!

What?

Oh my God, oh my God,

it just comes like that!

Oh my God, it just shut like a second

after I crossed it.

That was scary.

Oh my God, I saw the train lights.

It closes so quick.

I thought it'd have like 5-second warning

before it closes.

Damn, I nearly died.

Should I press that button?

No.

Where's the train?

I think it's coming from that way.

I don't know, I think it's closed for that

train.

That stopped.

I want to see the train.

Oh, it's coming!

Wow, God, it started beeping when I was on

the tracks.

Okay, I only go that way, I think.

I don't get it.

How come Sora the Troll can stream and

stuff and he never gets in trouble?

I'm trying to do it discreetly and people

give me the stink eye.

Imagine if you're wearing headphones.

Yeah, then the barrier just comes down on

your head.

Pretty knock me out.

That thing looks heavy,

and I'm pretty sure it won't stop.

I don't think it's advanced to stop if it

detects collision.

Uh-oh, copyright stream sniper copyright

claims me.

Yeah, let's just follow this track east,

go back to the guitar guy.

No, I don't get copyright claim.

Was he Indian?

His skin was pretty dark.

Maybe he just stays outside a lot like me.

I'm getting pretty tanned as well.

Yeah, I was saying, if that barrier comes

down on your head, I think it wouldn't

stop.

It's not like it's gonna stop because it

detected a collision, so it just comes

swinging down full force and you get

knocked out on the tracks and then the

train cuts you in half.

Not a bad way to go.

At least you're not feeling it.

Yeah, it's nice I can IRL stream now

because I can't stream in that room with

that American guy there.

Imagine trying to stream whilst whispering

the whole time.

And I think these visuals are more

interesting than my boring taekwondo.

Taekwondo, should say taekwondo.

My legs are going to be ripped from all

this walking.

20 kilometers a day walking.

Legs of steel.

My legs are still aching a bit from the

Kobe walk, but I'm fine.

My thighs actually started to ache, which

don't— you— doesn't usually happen when I

walk.

Usually I just get foot pain.

Are you afraid of Japan now?

I'm a little bit more cautious, especially

around teen— teenage boys and old men.

I think the teenage boys are the number

one risk.

They get really excited over YouTubers, or

they get really pissed at the idea of of a

pedo filming them,

so it's kind of a

double-bladed sword.

Is that theme park music?

Is there a theme park over there?

I don't see one.

The clip seemed really underwhelming.

Well, do you understand Japanese?

This is a pretty aggressive way of

talking, and they were surrounding me, and

they were kind of like preparing their

bodies for a fight.

Bracing their shoulders,

spreading their legs.

It looked like they were getting ready for

a fist-off.

Yeah, well, if they try it, it's all on

camera.

Going straight to the koban.

Just more content for me.

Might have a break here.

I should have brought my chocolate.

Bought chocolate yesterday.

I went to Lawson and the cash register

person was this Indian woman with a hijab

or something.

Her name was

Afta, like Afta.

I kind of felt, felt for her because I was

in that position once working at Lawson.

People already saved and clipped the past

I don't know what hiding it will

accomplish.

Well, number one, I'm not hiding it

in the sense that I'm trying to bury

stuff.

That was not the reason they were taken

down.

Uh, maybe I can say that

the taking down of those streams,

it was involuntary.

That's all I can say.

Can't say much more, but it's okay.

We'll make new streams.

Making one right now.