Live Q&A with my Sister

Where are you going? It's your Q&A. No,

you have to be in the video as well, not

just me. I'm pacing around.

I don't want to be in the video by myself.

I'm scared. Hi. That was

quick. Usually when I stream on Twitch,

it takes It takes a few minutes until

anyone shows up. I'm scared. It's your

first livestream. I don't know what to

say. They'll ask you questions and then

you just answer.

Look, 106 viewers already. Not even a

minute. See, it's so much better on

YouTube. You could at least have made your

bed.

Did he force you to do it? Why?

You answer questions. He owes me money,

so that's why I came on here, so you can

pay me back. I'm 26.

My dad, my dad's still really ill. My mum—

our mum's gone to the hospital now with

Daniel's wife. I didn't want to go

because yesterday was a bit disturbing.

He's really ill still. Someone gave us

$1.99. Oh, thank you, Rebecca.

Would you ever kiss a girl? Yeah, I have

kissed a girl before. Spin the bottle.

It was okay.

No, I'm not Hispanic, but I wish I could

speak Spanish. It's nice. People think you

look Hispanic for some reason. I don't

know why, but people say our faces look

the same.

Look, if I had glasses— put my glasses on.

I look really bad with glasses.

I can't see.

Wait, you look like a nerd. I know,

that's why I say you should wear contact

lenses instead. You'd look better. Do I

look better now? Is Daniel a cuck? What's

a cuck? How come you don't know what a

cuck is? I don't know. I don't know this

new, new lingo. It's a guy who's like

a beta wuss who lets his woman get fucked

by other men. Oh, I didn't know. Are you

a cuck? No.

And then if you have a cuckold fantasy,

it means you fantasize about other men

sleeping with your wife or girlfriend.

Oh. When are you going back to

Japan, Daniel? Dunno.

Not sure. Should be going— I'm not gonna

say the exact date. Beginning of first—

no, I can't say it now. February.

Do you watch Daniel's videos? Um, I watch

some of them. I don't watch the weird ones

because it's weird. If he talks about sex,

I turn it off. I don't talk about sex

anymore. Get demonetized. Do you have a

boyfriend? Yes, I do. He's just

gone home this now actually.

You are antisocial like are you antisocial

like Daniel? I don't know. I'd say not

really, but I'm also introverted.

I think I'm a complete mix of our mum and

dad, basically. You don't have social

anxiety. I do. That's why I went— You

speak to people fine. Yeah, but I have, I

have public speaking anxiety and

social anxiety. That's why I went for

hypnotherapy.

Cereal. Who's older? Daniel's older.

How old are you? You're 30? No, 29.

30 in March.

Does Daniel cook for you? No, Daniel's

never cooked anything for me. You don't

like it. I, I never even tried it. You

didn't cook me anything. There's never

been. I made you bacon today. You didn't

want it. I already had breakfast.

What do you think of Cornwallis Academy?

How do they know you went to Cornwallis?

I was mentioned it. Do you think if I

stayed in Cornwallis, I would have turned

out more normal? Um, I don't know.

You could have. I think you would just be

the same. You would, you would have had

more friends, but then everybody would get

into smoking and cars and drinking, and

then you'd probably fall out with them.

Is it true Daniel is bisexual?

No. She looks 26. I am 26. She's 27.

No, no, I'm 27 in May.

Have you ever been with an Australian guy?

No. Wincest.

Seriously?

They said your hair looks nice. It looks

better shorter. It used to look like a

mushroom. How come you don't get a Korean

haircut? You know, like a K-pop star

haircut. I think they look nice. What do

you mean, with the fringe? When they have

the fringe and then they have it short.

It looks stupid. No, if you have it

shorter at the side. Hello, Dad. Do you

put milk in your tea? Thank you, Adam. Do

you put milk in your tea? Yeah, I'm

drinking tea now. You can't see it. Do you

wash your rice? Um,

yes. Yeah. You don't need to wash it

though. People just say to get the starch

off. No, I do wash

it because sometimes they put bleach in

it, I heard. If it has bleach in

it, how— you can't wash the bleach off.

How was teenager Daniel? Really, really

shy and angry. We used

to fight all the time. Um, don't say bad

things about me. I was a nice brother.

He pushed me into the clothes horse. It's

not called a clothes horse. What is it

called? Laundry rack. It's not called a

laundry rack. Who calls it a clothes

horse? I don't know. I call it a clothes

horse. Never heard anyone say that.

I don't like it when it gets sunny. All

the dust. Has Daniel ever brought you to

Japan? No. When are you coming to Japan?

Um, I want to go to Tokyo, but you live in

Osaka. How, how far away is it?

It's about 2 hours from by bullet train.

Um, yeah, I want to go.

Where's your sister-in-law? She went to,

um, the hospital. With our mum,

I feel a bit bad for not going, but I've

been every day this week. It's a bit

exhausting after a while. Also, I don't

like to see dad so ill. Makes me feel

really sad.

Can you speak German, by the way? Meine

Lieblingsfarbe ist lila.

That's it. Chinese Malays,

which of Osaka do you live in, Danny boy?

Best wishes to your dad, guys.

Thank you. Thank you, David Ninho. Are you

proud of your brother's bohemian? What's

the bohemian lifestyle? Uh, he doesn't

have a bohemian lifestyle. Is like people

that write poetry and play music and

I don't know. What's the bohemian

lifestyle? I don't even

know what bohemian means. I don't know.

Out of the normal. Is your sister

a trap? What's a trap? A man who

pretends to be a woman. Oh, how come you

don't know any of these phrases? I don't

know what SJW is. You don't know what cuck

is. You don't know what incel is. I don't

know what they mean. I don't speak

internet language. A bohemian is a

non-conformist, free spirit,

socially unconventional in an artistic

way. Maybe you live a bohemian lifestyle.

Do you know what gaslighting means? Oh.

Oh, I do, but I forgot. What does it mean?

I always forget what it means. It means to

emotionally manipulate somehow. Oh yeah,

doesn't it mean if you're having an

argument and then you try and manipulate

them emotionally? Yeah, but I can't

remember. I can't remember what it is.

Why don't they just say emotionally

manipulate? Why do they have to make up

these stupid new words like gaslight? I

don't know. And there's another one,

strawman. That they like to use when

you're having debates on the internet.

But does strawman mean— I don't know,

it's like when you try and deflect a

point of an argument by bringing up

another point. Oh yeah, I do that.

Hussein said that I do that a lot.

Setting up a strawman. I move the

goalposts.

Is Daniel going to pay you for talking to

These crazy people. He owes me £100

because I paid for his— I paid for your

taxi from the airport. Oh, I thought

Hussein paid for it. Well, he paid £2,400

to get here. Mum paid for that. She wrote

you a cheque this morning. Everyone thinks

I'm paying for it. Oh, you should.

Well, the cheque hasn't gone through yet.

What wire? I'm scared the wire might

get moved. Do you hate your brother?

No, I don't hate my brother.

I'm not a leech.

Come down to Canterbury and let's hang

out. I like Canterbury. Canterbury is

really nice.

What do you dislike about Daniel's wife?

Nothing, she's really cute.

I like Chihiro. Today she did the

vacuuming as well, and she helped— she

dyed our mum's hair.

Not a leech. I pay my own way when

mum doesn't. Dad improving? Yeah, he's

doing better, a little bit better. Um,

yeah. Yesterday, the the nurse asked him

to squeeze her hand if he could hear her,

and he squeezed it, which is good.

But he's still not woken up yet. Was that

today? No, that was yesterday. He squeezed

the nurse's hand. Yeah, but then they had

to sedate him again because they they took

out some fluid from his lungs.

Increase the volume. Is it too low?

People say I speak really quietly. I'll

increase the gain.

Do you smell your own farts?

No. You look whiter than Daniel.

If she had black— if you had black hair

and you had it straight, you would look

more Asian. I think then we would look the

same. I need to dye my hair again, it's

going orange. My hair is naturally

dark brown but not as dark as Daniel's.

It's this color basically. Looks the same

as Matt Bunny. It's this color. I need to

dye it.

Do you approve of me being weird on

YouTube? Yeah, I think people need to be

more weird. Should Daniel bleach his

hair? He should dye it this color. What if

I dyed it blonde? I used to have

lots of wigs. Where'd they all go? I don't

know.

Favorite clothes brand? Monkey.

Do you do your own hair? Um, I don't—

believe it or not, I got this done in a

salon. People keep asking me if I did it

myself, which is annoying, but, um,

no, I paid for this.

I don't know what to talk about. Put on a

wig. Did you just call me monkey?

No. Who'd you call a monkey? I didn't call

anyone a monkey. What do you do for a

living? Um, I make webinars and I do

coding. You should make videos for my

channel, then I get more money. Yeah, I

don't— I'm the behind-the-scenes technical

person for webinars. I don't go in front

of the camera. People are bored with me

now. Watch my videos.

Maybe you need to talk about something

more interesting. Talk about some

hard-hitting topics like, I don't know,

feminism and Brexit. I was thinking

about doing Brexit. I have no idea what

it's about. Yeah, I don't really— I

stopped using— I stopped watching the news

a year ago because it started to make me

feel really sad. Oh, thank you,

Adam. I am biracial. Are you proud for

being biracial?

Yeah, I am proud. I don't

know what to say to that.

Do you know '90s music? Yes.

What programming languages do you know?

Um, I only code in HTML and CSS.

You could make tutorial videos on HTML.

You'd get loads of views. Yeah, but I

don't know enough. I just— I basically do

basic CSS, um, and code the registration

pages for our webinars. I want to

learn programming. Um, I don't know,

I don't really find— I don't find

JavaScript that enjoyable, I guess because

it's too hard. I guess if I was good at

it, I would find it enjoyable.

Do you like feminists?

Do I like feminists? Are ruining YouTube?

No, they're not. Oh, what was that? You

spilled your tea. No, I didn't.

Um, feminists, they're just people who

think that men and women should be treated

and paid equally.

Rate Daniel's haircut from 1 to 10, but 10

being good, 1 being horrible. I'll rate it

a Um, I don't like it.

4. 4? How can I make my hair

look better? Because it always looks shit.

Look at it now, slanting. How do you make

it not slanting? But wait, mine's slanting

as well. My hair always looks bad. I grow

it long, it looks like a mushroom. I cut

it short. I don't think it's your hair, I

think it's your glasses.

See, that's so much better without the

glasses. I can't see. You don't need to

Have you tried coding for Android phones?

No, I haven't, but I would like to.

It's 2:12 PM.

Loop. Oh, thanks, Lupita.

Oh, paying my sister back.

Why is your accent so thick? I don't know.

What's our accent? Our accent is Kent

accent. Kentish. What do you

think of Malaysia? I love Malaysia. I want

to go back. I want— I wouldn't mind living

in Malaysia. But they don't have beer.

They do have beer. Not everywhere.

Live in a place that has beer. I like

Malaysia because the people are really

friendly. Everybody's really relaxed.

People aren't so stressed all the time.

And everybody walks and talks really

slowly, and I like that.

Cockhold fantasy.

What's cockhold again? Oh, when you get

somebody to sleep with your wife. When you

want someone to sleep with your wife.

Thoughts on the Australian guy?

My thoughts on the Australian guy? I don't

know. I don't know anything about him. He

was Chiharu's sex friend. Yeah, I

remember. It's so weird though because

they hooked up the day before we met.

When I snooped on her phone, I checked all

the way back until the last time they met.

October the 1st, and they were arranging

to meet up. I met her on the 2nd of

October. But why were you snooping on her

phone? Because she left it unlocked and

she was getting Tinder notifications. It

said you have a new match. Oh, but you're

on Tinder as well. That's a secret.

How old are you?

26. And she didn't even say sorry.

Oh, she just got angry because I was

looking on her phone. She just said, why

are you looking on my phone? Yeah, and

then she said she was joking. Joking about

what? Saying I miss your dick. Uh, oh

yeah, I remember that.

Have we been to Brighton? Yeah,

I went to Brighton a few years ago. I like

Brighton.

The quality is a shame. Is it bad quality?

Yeah, because that internet's rubbish.

So we look all blurry. Thank you,

David555. Have you been here in Brighton?

Shouldn't look too bad.

Yeah, I went to Brighton. Have you been to

Brighton? No. It's nice.

Everyone calls me a sociopath. What do you

think? Um, I'm not that crazy.

Sociopath is different to psychopath,

right? What's sociopath? I'm not sure

what's different though. I don't know,

look it up. My signal is bad. No, don't

use the internet, it might slow the

stream. Um, I don't think you're a

sociopath, I just think You have social

anxiety. Why don't you go for

hypnotherapy? Because I don't want to.

Why? If I didn't have social anxiety,

what would be different? I'd still be just

sitting here in the house. But you

probably wouldn't, and then you would—

wouldn't mind ordering stuff for yourself.

It's not a big problem.

And then you don't have to be afraid

outside. Which wire?

What did you study at university? I

studied film and English.

Why does Daniel keep pacing around? I'm

nervous. Why are you nervous? I'm nervous

about what? I don't know.

It's not as scary as I thought it would

be. I thought it would be worse.

Daniel needs therapy. Yeah, hypnotherapy.

Why? I don't know, it was really good.

I went twice. It was kind of expensive

though, um, that's the only bad thing. It

was good. Ah, Daniel is nervous because

he is protective of you. Daniel's not

protective of me. She's protective.

Yeah,

I can't remember if you've ever been

protective of me. Oh, when I fell— oh

wait, was that— who fell off their bike

really badly? And then I— oh yeah, that

was you. Down that road. Then I had to

carry your bike back for you. I thought I

was gonna fall I went all dizzy. Yeah, I

just remember you had a big flap of skin

hanging from your hand. All the skin came

off my palm. Disgusting.

I was doing no-handed on my bicycle down

that hill, and then a car was coming, so I

braked, but there was all gravel on the

road and my bike skidded. Daniel is

autistic. No. Are you autistic?

Everyone keeps saying that. Then why are

you rocking? Because I'm nervous.

Why can't you rock? I don't know.

Dad sent me a message last year saying

that I might have Asperger's.

Asperger's? Asperger's.

Asperger's? It's Asperger's. It's not

Asperger's. It is. Asperger's.

What did you— what did he say? Did he ask

you to go for a test? He just said maybe

you want to think about seeing a

therapist. I ignored him. That's nice.

People keep asking me, do I have— thank

you, Marley— saying that I should go and

get checked. I think people,

anybody who acts a bit differently,

everybody just says they've got autism.

Does he have HIV? I don't know. Did you

ever get those results back? The test came

back, said failed, not enough sample.

Should have sent me 2 kits. Person who

sent it to me, they should have sent me 2.

Should have known I would have messed it

up. Do another. I don't think I would have

it. If I have it, then she here, I would

have it as well, and we would have shown

symptoms by now. Do you celebrate Chinese

New Year? Um, our mum gives us umbrellas,

and I don't know, sometimes we go out for

dinner, but, um, yeah, this year

mum hasn't really mentioned it much. I'm

not actually sure what day Chinese New

Year is this year.

Is this a telenovela? I don't know. What

does that mean? I guess like a novella but

on TV. Novella? Novella.

It's like a short novel.

Do you think Daniel's smart? Yeah, I think

Daniel's smart. He's good at learning

things. But I think he gives up

on stuff too easily. I can only learn

things if I'm interested in them. I think

we're kind of similar. We both get really

obsessive over one thing and then do it

every day and then get bored, and then

everyone's like, oh, why don't you get a

job or do something with that thing that

you learned to do? I'll tell them kids how

now. Learn it, it's not that hard. I think

I just want to be able to do the riffs in

metal music. Um,

that's probably hard. I think guitar is

harder than the piano. You only need to

know a few chords and you can go duh duh

duh. You're both autistic. Damn,

social anxiety. I'm not autistic.

Can you guys speak Malaysian? No,

unfortunately not. Do you have social

anxiety? Yes, but Daniel has it a lot

worse than I do.

I think Mum has autism. But she's not—

she's not nervous in front of people. She

says really silly things in front of

people and she doesn't care. Yeah, but

that's like the opposite. Not social

anxiety, autism. I don't think

Mum has autism. She has no feeling of

embarrassment. Yeah, in front of people.

No, she gets embarrassed about about other

things, she's always like, oh, so

shameful, so like disgusting. She gets

shame about money. I think that's just a

stereotypical Asian mum thing though.

Have you guys been to Singapore? Um,

yeah, we went to Singapore a few years

ago. We stayed for one day. I went and met

this Malaysian girl and we had sushi and

you wanted to come. I said no. Oh yeah, I

forgot about that. Her face was massive.

Oh, how come? A big plate. Why didn't you

let me go with you? Because it was like a

date. Oh, I met up with my friend Mark

from uni. Do you still talk to him? No,

we don't speak anymore. He's rich now.

Yeah, probably. Does Daniel have

rabies? I don't think so.

Do you both speak Spanish? No.

You're kicking the wire. What is the

wire for? It's for the mic.

Oh. What part of London are you from? Um,

I live in East London.

Blink twice if Daniel is holding you

hostage.

Does Daniel smell like sushi? No.

What is Daniel's favorite food? I don't

know, bacon, probably fried pork,

and pot noodle.

Do you get help with your social anxiety,

like talking changes? What's talking

change? Talking changes.

Yeah, I think we get a social anxiety

trait from dad, from our dad.

Can we see Daniel's armpit? No. But we

spent most of our time with mum when we

were kids. How come we didn't come out

like mum? Turn out like mum? I think it's

because Mum was really loud and would do

embarrassing things, and then we'd see Dad

get embarrassed, and then we thought that

we should be embarrassed, and then it

just contributed to feeling anxious.

Why does Daniel look like Harry Potter?

It's a new haircut that he cut himself.

Harry Potter doesn't have this haircut.

What temperament is your mum? Um, I don't

know, loud and angry

and funny. I don't know what temperament.

What type of embarrassing things would

your mum do? Um, it's hard to

remember off the top of my head, but I

don't know, just generally being insulting

to people, asking people about

their sex lives in front of Their family

members, asking waitresses if they were

still on their period. Just things

like that.

Do you hate your brother? No.

Daniel, calm down. I'm bored.

You're like 5% Asian compared to Daniel.

Okay, why would she

ask a waitress that? I don't know.

I don't know why. I think

she just wants to shock people.

Maybe she doesn't know what to say.

Maybe. When I saw Alex at the hospital, I

said, you're huge now. Did you? You too.

I didn't know what else to say. He was

just really big compared to what I saw

last time. Why is he so big now?

I don't know, he's been working out, I

guess. I don't know.

Thank you, David. Was it David? Can Daniel

twerk? No.

Do you like soda? Yeah. We should have

done a stream during Christmas. Yeah, we

should have done. Then you'd feel happy.

You didn't ask me. So you didn't seem like

you wanted to do it. Oh, I thought you

would ask me, but you didn't.

Yeah, we should have done one at

Christmas, and then we would have been a

better mood, would have been happier.

I don't really feel worried about that.

Ginger beer. Yeah, I don't know why you

don't feel worried. I feel really worried,

but they said he's still in a critical

condition, so he might not be getting

better, and he's waking up and he's

responding. But his kidneys aren't

working. His kidneys aren't working at

all. They'll get better.

Daniel, guess your sister's favorite food.

What's my favorite? Laksa. It used to be.

I don't— what's my favorite food? I like

What do you think of Victoria getting

upset? Victoria getting upset?

Um, I don't know. I don't really

understand why, why she was upset. I think

some people messaged her on Instagram,

but just blocked them. She blocked me

instead, and then she told all her sisters

To block me. Yeah, well, I don't. I didn't

see. And they blocked mum as well. What

did you actually say about her? I didn't

watch the video. I just said when I was

fourteen, I used to have a crush on a girl

called Victoria, and I used to do silly

things to get her attention. And then we

swapped phone cases, and we used to

message each other. Oh yeah, that was it.

I saw that video. I didn't say anything.

That was quite nice. I didn't say anything

sexual. Didn't say anything bad.

Yeah, if I'm honest, I think she

overreacted a little bit, but some people

feel more, I don't know, concerned about

their privacy, so I don't know.

The only mistake I made was using her

first name. I didn't think people would

find her so quickly from Instagram.

She just— she said— Jasmine said that she

was getting hundreds of messages from

strangers. That's quite a lot.

Hundreds.

Yeah, I guess it would be a bit worrying

if you suddenly got hundreds of people

message you. I wonder

what they were messaging her. Probably not

that nice stuff. Did you know Daniel

made a video about you? What else would

they say? Yeah, I don't know. And then

what her reaction would be. Oh my god,

Daniel made a video on me. Block him.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why they

blocked Mum. Did they block Mum as well?

They blocked Mum because, I don't know,

maybe they thought I was looking at Mum's

Facebook and looking at their photos. I

already downloaded all their

photos. Why did you download them? Why?

Yeah, I don't know, in case I need him for

Have you walked in on Daniel doing

anything weird like himself? No, no,

thankfully. Mum did when I was— did she?

When I was about 10, 8 or 9, I was

in the bathtub and I was playing with

myself and she was peeking through the

door, through the gap, and then I just

said, don't tell Dad, and then she walked

away. Did she say anything? No, she didn't

say anything. I saw the door open a little

bit and there was a gap and I saw her

And then there's one time she caught me

picking my nose and eating it. What did

she say? She was outside and she saw

through the window and she just knocked

the window and Pointed at me.

Worst thing Daniel has done? He ripped my

Harry Potter book because I wouldn't get

off of the computer. We used to break each

other's stuff all the time. I put his

toothbrush in the toilet. I broke your

Sims game because you broke one of my

games. Yeah. If Dad just bought us a

second computer, all of these troubles

wouldn't— No, Dad should have said, um,

given us each an hour on the computer and

said to take it in turns. I used to get

really angry and depressed when I had to

come off the computer. Yeah, what were

you playing at the time? When? How old?

Um, when you broke my Harry Potter books

when you ripped them. I was playing Star

Wars Galaxies when I was 16 and then World

of Warcraft when I was 17. Sabrina asked

Daniel about his best friend Nobita. He's

that stupid guy that gave me a copyright

strike for using his face. Oh yeah.

Oh, thank you, Captain J. Did your mum

hit you with a wooden spoon? Yeah, she

did, but I wasn't as naughty as Daniel as

a child. Why would you hit me? Because you

kept— you used to just run past and hit me

around the head. Did I? Yeah, you used to

just push me and you would break my stuff

if I was making something. Like, I used

to line up all my plastic toy dogs on the

floor and then you used to come and then

you'd come and kick them all over and then

run away laughing. I think I watched too

much Simpsons. I was trying to be like

Bart. Yeah, maybe Bart Simpson was really

cool.

You've seen Daniel's gay experience video?

I watched some of it, but then I turned it

off. But it's funny because I thought

that that guy was also good-looking. He's

better looking than any of the girlfriends

I had. Shinya. Shinya. Shinya. He's a very

handsome man, actually. He's on YouTube.

Is he? If you look up the guest house I

stayed at, a television network came and

filmed us, and he's— they uploaded it to

YouTube and he's in it. Ah, yeah, I

remember I said to you before you

published that video about the blowjob,

I said to you, oh, that guy Shinya is

really good looking, and then you did like

a funny awkward laugh. Now I know why. I

can't remember why.

Did you say a gay guy looks better than

his wife? Who's better than my wife?

You said— did you say Shinya looks better

than your wife? No, I said all my

ex-girlfriends. Yeah, ex-girlfriends.

Were fat and ugly. Were they?

Most of them were either fat, ugly, or

old.

Sabrina looks like a snack. Oh, thanks.

I don't feel like a snack. It's getting

dark. I feel like I want to eat a snack,

although I'm meant to be on a diet. Why

don't you have your own channel? She does.

I don't have my own channel. Why is it a

secret? It's not a secret. I don't have a

channel because I don't know what to say

in front of a camera. You have one, but

there's nothing on it apart from one

Photoshop video. Oh yeah, that's really

old. What's your favorite

memory with Daniel?

Favorite memory? I don't

know. When we used to play Halo together.

Oh yeah, I always used to watch you play

games. We used to play co-op games. I

liked watching you play Monkey Island.

That was fun.

Thank you, Adam.

Tenga is better than Fleshlight. What's

tenga? It's like men's adult toy.

It's like a rubber cup. Yeah, it has a

suction— it has like a suction feature.

I don't know, Fleshlights are weird.

They're creepy, though I don't really

understand why they're creepy because it

seems normal for women to get vibrators,

but it's weird for men to get Fleshlights.

You guys never answered his question.

What question? Which question?

Are you guys religious? No, but I kind of

wish that we were.

Yeah, when Dad first got ill, when I

really thought we were going to lose him,

I kind of wanted something to turn to. It

would have been nice if we were religious.

Thoughts on sex robots? Don't talk

about sexual things. Oh, okay.

I'll get demonetized. Oh.

Is Daniel a narcissist? Um,

yeah, maybe. No. He, he never asked me

about how I am, what's so bad, how my job

is, or what I do. I don't even think he

knows what I do, what company I work for.

I don't know the name of the company. No,

but what the company does.

Webinars? No. I don't know. Why do I need

to know? I don't know. I know what you do.

You make webinars. Yeah. I already made a

video called I Find It Difficult to Care

About Other People. Yeah, I know. Mum's

the same. Mum's like that. She doesn't

ask, um, how people are. I think you get

it from Mum. Dad doesn't actually— Dad

never asked me either. Dad never asked me

how's my YouTube going. Yeah, making—

yeah, I don't know why.

Ever been to Italy? Yes,

I like Italy. The food is really nice.

The tomatoes taste like tomatoes, not like

I think you have to be slightly

narcissistic to have a YouTube channel.

If you weren't narcissistic at all, you

wouldn't put anything out. Yeah, because

you'd be so humble. That's true.

Is Daniel lazy?

Yes, he doesn't take out the rubbish. And

then I, then I said, I've been taking the

rubbish out every day, why don't you take

out the rubbish? And then he says Oh,

nobody asked you to take out the rubbish.

That's your job. It's not my job. I do the

dishwasher. I did the dishwasher

yesterday. She woke up before me. Yeah, I

did the vacuuming. Did you? Yeah. Oh yeah,

kitchen.

Do you like Harry Potter? I love Harry

Potter. Does Daniel ever

stay still? Yeah, rate Daniel

out of 10 in looks. I would

say without glasses,

8 or 7. 8 out of 10.

I rated Chiharu 6 out of 10. I can't

believe she was so angry. Yeah, I'm not

surprised. She came home and she beat me.

I'm not surprised. 6 out of 10 is

horrible. I thought 6 6 out of 10 is

pretty good. No, how is 6 out of 10 good?

Because 8 to 10 would be like a

supermodel. No, 10 would be a supermodel.

Or an actress. And then 7 would be really

attractive, and then 6 is attractive.

6 is rubbish. And then 5 is average. 6 is

better than average. No, yeah,

but 6 is more attractive than average

but not as attractive as a supermodel or

actress. I was just being logical. No,

but a supermodel would probably be 10. So

who's a 10? 9 or 10 would be supermodels.

Yeah, well, actresses would be 7 or 8.

Yeah, but it's subjective, so I'll give

her a 6.5. No,

just always go with 8. She has a nice

balanced face. She doesn't have like a big

nose or a weird-looking chin.

I think she has nice facial structure.

Yeah, she's pretty. I'd give her an 8.

I mean, that's what annoys me. People keep

saying she's pretty, but they haven't seen

her in real life. They've only seen skin

filter and low quality stuff. Yeah,

but— and then she gets upset. She said,

why do you want people to think I'm ugly?

I said, I don't. I'm just saying that they

don't know what you really look like.

Everyone was saying Tomoko's pretty.

Yeah, but she had loads of filters on and

stuff.

Daniel, you are a 12 out of 10.

Who said that? District. Oh,

thank you. We are brother

and sister.

Daniel's ugly like a third-world Asian.

You should have taken the DNA test. I

wonder if you have more white DNA. I had

51% Asian.

I read that girls look more like their

fathers and boys look more like their

Do you ever hug with Daniel? No, because

he's really awkward. Don't like hugging.

It's weird when Odile keeps trying to hug

me. I like Odile. She's really nice.

Everyone was saying that I should— that

Dad wants to hug me when we left for

Malaysia. I don't know, I think he did

want to hug you. He hugged me when I

arrived in the airport at Christmas,

but he's also really awkward with hugging.

Why does Daniel hate English people?

Because they bullied me and they

traumatized me when I was a kid. They

scare me.

Did Daniel change after being bullied?

Um, I think he went more quiet.

He got quieter. And I don't know why you

didn't say anything to Mum or Dad when you

were getting bullied. But why were you

embarrassed? When kids get bullied, it's

embarrassing. They don't want to admit to

it. They don't want to tell people about

it. But if it's mum and dad— because

they're like, you're a loser and no one

likes you. Dad said that as well. He said,

why didn't you tell me and I would have

moved you to a different school? But even

if he moved me to a different school, I

would have just gotten bullied there as

well. I don't know, you might not have

done. Like at my school,

there wasn't that bad bullying. I think—

isn't it different for girls? I think

girls just don't do as much physical

bullying. The last year of school, I

started to make friends, and then I

started to enjoy school. It took me about

5 years to make a friend group.

What, at, uh, Swedelands?

Did either of you go through a

stereotypical teenage emo phase? Yes.

Yeah, one time I let all my friends in the

park try and dreadlock my hair. It was a

big mistake. I used to wear all black,

remember? All my clothes were black.

Yeah, and then I started straightening my

hair. To make it look like anime hair.

Anime hair is just like emo hair, isn't

it? Yeah, pretty much. And I still listen

to emo music. Yeah, I still like My

Chemical Romance. I don't care what people

Taiko-san, what's that? Seeker Sam,

this American guy.

Were you the slutty girl or the quiet girl

at school? Quiet girl.

Do you have black friends growing up? We

had half-black friends. What's her name?

Daniela and Marsha. Yeah, but we

grew up in a really white area, so— You

always have black friends growing up. So

Sabrina, what do you think of living in

London? I really like it.

It's nice. There's loads of stuff to do.

The only thing is it's really expensive.

Yeah, I miss London. I'm going a bit mad

at home. It's so ugly looking. I don't

understand why you don't like London. So

crowded and dirty looking.

But it's nice having loads of people

around. The underground train is so

cramped. Japan's trains are huge

compared to London. Compared to it.

Sabrina, are you a witch? I wish I was a

Did you suffer from bullying? Um, no, I

didn't really get bullied.

Um, somebody called me a chink once and

then they got really told off. But that

was about it. In primary school, this boy

Mitchell used to call me little Chinese

girl, but it was kind of endearing, so I

didn't really mind.

Oh, at uni, this girl kept doing this,

that South Park impression, you know, The

Mongolian guy? No. Oh, well, somebody kept

doing that to me. That was a bit annoying.

Sabrina, do you do any sport? Um,

no, I go to the gym at lunchtime at work

for 20 minutes, but that's about it.

Skitty Papa Scott. What? What?

What did she say? I don't know. I missed

BTS, the boy band. What is this then?

I don't know. They've got a new boy band

that's come out. There's like a new K-pop.

They're all the same. K-pop bands.

Sabrina, have you ever considered

modeling? No, because I'm really awkward

in front of the camera, and then my face

shakes when I'm nervous, so it's not good.

Do people ask you of your ethnicity?

Yeah, quite a lot. People think I'm South

American for some reason.

This is low-key awkward.

We're both awkward people.

I'm not used to streaming with people.

You streamed with Chihiro. I feel more

comfortable streaming with Chihiro. Why?

It's boring when me and Chihiro stream

because we don't talk to each other. She

reads the comments and then I just start

ranting about random stuff. It'd be like

listening to a radio show and

the 2 hosts aren't even talking to each

other and they're just talking about

separate things. Oh, that's weird. I like

Chihiro though, she laughs a lot. She's

funny. I like when she shouts at you.

Bruh, how did you meet your boyfriend?

Outside a club in Dalston.

Expose him now, live. Who?

What? Expose your boyfriend. No, his

darkest secrets. No, he would kill

me. He doesn't have any dark secrets

anyway. He must have something. He

doesn't. Thank you,

Wings971.

What did he say?

Should I shave my head? I think it would

be funny. I'm desperate for views.

I'll look like this.

I don't know, just do it. It'll grow back.

Diet blonde. Why?

I want to look quite wavy. Don't leave me,

I'm scared.

I like Dina Tokyo, she's my favorite

YouTuber. Don't you watch anyone else?

No. What about— I like those— I like— oh,

I found it! Uh, don't talk But Jordan

Peterson. Jordan Peterson's a legend. No,

he's not. I like those videos of people

when they lose loads of weight and then it

shows them from the beginning to the end.

I don't know why I find them really

inspiring. My boyfriend

is Turkish. Eee, Türklish. Yes.

Speak some Turkish.

Good night.

Nice morning.

Nasusin.

That's horrible.

I look like a nerd. You look like

mum.

I don't like

it. It's weird.

It's really like Mum.

I do look like Mum. You do.

I think you need to brush your hair.

I bought about 4 wigs 2 years ago.

I'm not sure why. Uh, where are they? I

don't know. I had a short brown bob one.

I had a few straight ones.

Ugly Betty. Oh yeah, I remember that show.

I liked Ugly Betty. She wasn't very ugly

though. Yeah, she wasn't ugly at all.

I should learn how to play guitar and then

wear my wig. Yeah. Why aren't

there ever any black people in metal

bands? Have you ever seen a black—

Skinhead. Never heard of it. Yeah, it's

like, um, Metal cross with reggae.

Metal reggae. It's good. It's I

Sabrina, what's your secret to happiness?

Well, as I learnt in my hypnotherapy

session. You have to think of what you're

grateful for every day, and it

helps.

Oh yeah, Killswitch Engage. His— the

singer was a Black guy. I forgot.

Do you know that band? Killswitch Engage?

Yeah, I remember you liked them. I still

like them. I think my friend Grace really

liked them. Was that Trivium? I can't

Why does Daniel look like Yoko Ono?

I don't know. Stop doing that,

weirdo. Weird?

It looks so bad.

Why don't you comb it? I can't,

it gets caught.

Do you leech your boyfriend too? No,

I'm an independent woman.

You look like Nobita. Who,

me? People said I look like Nobita. I look

nothing like him. He looks weird.

Daniel, take off your glasses.

When you were growing up with Daniel,

what did you fight most about? Um,

who was playing the computer. Um,

oh, do you remember when I smashed those

plates because you kept leaving your

dinner plates on top of the staircase in

front of the bathroom door? And then I

picked them up and then I threw them. No.

I was so angry. Sabrina, are you

a lesbian? No, I don't think so.

Sabrina versus Daniel in a fistfight, who

would win? Daniel's surprisingly strong.

I thought I would be stronger than him,

um, but when was the last time we properly

fought? We had a huge fight. We had a

really— about 5, no, 6 years ago when

Chris— oh yeah, and then I nearly

strangled you. Yeah, you tried to strangle

me. I can't remember what we were fighting

about. Dirty cups. You keep nagging me

about the Dirty cups. It's because I

need—I like clean things. And then I was

really stressed out, and then you were

just coming into my room nagging me

because you kept leaving all your dirt.

You kept leaving all your dirty dishes

outside of your room on the floor in front

of the stairs for mum to take it down. I

don't remember that. That was when I was

playing World of Warcraft, not six years

ago. Yeah, that was why. Six years ago, I

used to leave my cups and my bowl. Yeah,

but if you left the sink, if you left your

cup and bowl. In the sink, I wouldn't come

up. I left it on the counter. No, it was

on the floor. I don't remember on the

floor. You used to put it out of your—

outside of your room on the red cabinet.

No, I didn't put it on the floor. You did.

It was once when I came out of the shower,

I saw your dirty plates on the floor and I

got really annoyed and we were shouting

each other and I said F off back to

Warrant or something. Yeah, and then it's

because you called me a bitch. A bitch?

Are you allowed to swear on this? Don't

say naughty words. Oh, and I demonetized.

Yeah, I get really angry if people call me

the B word. And then I kicked

the door. That's why there's a hole in the

bathroom toilet door. And then I tried

hiding it by painting using my Warhammer

paint. Dad found out.

That was 6 years ago. Do you like Daniel's

YouTube videos? Yeah, I like them. I think

they're good. I get really— I get sick of

people doing videos where they're really

happy all the time. I think people need to

be more depressed in their videos to make

everyone else feel better about

themselves. I can't stand those YouTubers.

Who are like, hey guys, yeah, it gets—

they're gonna do this, love you guys.

Oh, I like— what's her name? I like this

girl Amelia Fart. I know, I've watched

2 of her videos and I really like them. I

didn't like her at first, but I like that

she's weird.

How come you weigh more than Daniel the

Leech? I don't know. I eat more. You have

body fat. I don't. I put on weight really

easily. I also

really like sweet things and cake.

I can't put on weight. I'm eating three

meals a day now. I'm eating breakfast as

well. Yeah, I don't understand. Gotten any

heavier? I don't understand how your

metabolism is so good.

You should have gotten Dad's skinniness.

I should have gotten Mum's fat. Mum's

really skinny, but she can put fat on.

Yeah, we got the wrong traits for

our gender. Yeah, but then you would be

short. I would be bigger, stocky,

stockier.

Are you

subscribed to PewDiePie? No,

because— Why? Help against the war against

T-Series. Oh yeah, I don't know, I don't

really care. Why? I don't know.

It represents an individual taking

on a big mega corporation that is

T-Series. Are they a mega corporation?

Yeah, so it's a big Indian company.

PewDiePie already has loads of

subscribers. And money, but he represents

the individual. But he's already

really big. Why do I? Why do we want to

give him more? He's going to get beaten.

He's the number one you subscribe to

person on YouTube. T-Series is going to

overtake.

Daniel sells crack and heroin. Does he?

It's my secret business. You would be the

worst. I think you'd be the worst drug

dealer. Why? I don't know, you'd be too

awkward.

Help.

Thanks, Adam. Jimi Hendrix and Slash of

Guns N' Roses are black. Cool.

Are they? Jimi Hendrix isn't

metal though, is he? No, he just

plays guitar really well. I don't know,

it's like prog rock.

Why is Daniel a leech? I'm not,

I make my own money.

You bought me a Christmas present once.

One year, that was really nice. I can't

remember. VR headset. Yeah. You got me the