This is the BEST Airbnb I've EVER stayed at

Hello and welcome to my Airbnb.

This is honestly the best Airbnb I've ever

stayed at, and I've been avoiding showing

it because I didn't want anyone to find

out where I was, but I'm going to be

leaving soon, so I thought, um, I'll give

you a quick tour. So this is the entrance.

Very nice entrance, and that goes

upstairs. First, I'll show you the

kitchen. This is the kitchen. Very nice.

The whole place just looks really nice no

matter which angle you show it from. Look

at this. Look, if I angle it at this

angle, then it looks like a really nice

picture. So I've got this big blue fridge

where I have my food. Here I have

some bacon, plate of pasta, plate of

mushrooms ready to be cooked,

plates of onions, pot of rice, and I've

got one egg,

chocolate milk, and I've got carbonara—

carbonara sauce. And then in my freezer,

I've got green peas.

There's just so much stuff here that you

can use. Look, there's Glasses,

baskets. We've got a microwave, got this

radio, salt and pepper.

I don't know what this is.

Oh, we've got lots of stuff up here. More

glasses and cups. We've got cooking stuff—

oil, salt, vinegar— all

provided with the Airbnb. I had to buy

this sugar and my own coffee. They also

give you like a spice rack full of

different spices, toaster,

kettle, and you get all of this stuff

as well— knives, spoons, pots, frying

pans, everything really. And they also

give you a coffee machine and These

Nespresso capsule things.

These are the ones I used to have in

Japan. There's only 6 left,

but I don't use those. Maybe I'll use it

tomorrow. I've just been too lazy to

figure out how to use the Nespresso

machine. I guess you just put it in here,

put the cup there. Not too difficult.

Yeah, that's the kitchen. Very nice

kitchen for cooking. Got an oven, stove.

And then turn around and we have the

living area. Really nice big table that

I don't use. I don't sit at the table to

eat my meals. I sit on the sofa whilst

watching the TV. And yeah, that's the

living room. Got a huge sofa.

I've been using the fire extinguisher as a

dumbbell to do weightlifting. It's kind of

awkward because it's hard to grip. We've

got a massive TV. I think it's 52 inches.

I used my phone measuring app, but I'm not

sure if it's accurate. It's absolutely

huge when you're sitting here on the sofa.

Oh, it's so nice. Maybe it looks small on

the camera, but in real life it

looks pretty big. So I

do spend a lot of time just sitting here.

Watching TV, and they gave me

some sweets in a box. Very kind of them.

And then we've got a garden. It's not a

very big garden. And there, there's these

storage units outside, but it's locked. I

haven't actually been outside into the

garden. There's like a table under that

cover. There's also a barbecue. I don't

like this fence because you can kind of

see into the neighbor's garden, and then

the fence stops there, and then there's a

bush It's not very good for privacy.

Hmm,

this door's locked. I wonder what he's

hiding in there. The nice thing about this

Airbnb is, um, the owner doesn't

live in it as far as I know. There's none

of his personal belongings here, unlike

the first 2 Airbnbs, where they actually

lived in those Airbnbs and they just

rented it out on Airbnb when they went

traveling or went out of town. I didn't

really like it, to be honest. It was kind

of weird living in someone else's house.

This place doesn't really feel like

someone else's house. It feels like it's

just for guests and no one lives here

permanently, so I feel like I can make

this place my own. Whereas in the first 2

Airbnbs, I felt like I was kind of

squatting in someone's house, like they

were just letting me live there even

though I'm paying for it. I didn't really

feel like I was a guest. I felt like,

like I was a homeless person living off

their couch or something. It was just a

weird feeling. I didn't really enjoy

living in someone else's house. I'd much

prefer this kind of place where it's

designed and it's made for people

who are staying, not, not a home for the

owner. I don't know where the owner lives,

maybe somewhere far away, hopefully. So

this is the staircase. We've got upstairs.

The strange thing about this and all the

buildings in this area is. I guess they're

all exactly the same because if you look

out the window— how can I show you outside

See, they all look the same. So it's just

like a long building cut up into sections,

but they're all very narrow. You see the

width? It's not very wide, is it? It's

more long than wide. So I'm guessing

on the other side of this wall would be

the other person's kitchen, maybe. I don't

know. I haven't heard any sounds coming

from the other houses, so I'm guessing

either they're really quiet or the

soundproofing is very good. Don't know if

they can hear me. So if we go up the

stairs— oh, it's so nice having a

staircase. Don't know what it is about

having 2 flights— 2 floors on a building.

It's just nice. So over here we have the

first bedroom. This one has

2 single beds. I don't

use this room. It's got some nice

paintings. One thing

I don't like about this place, it has

these metal shutters and I tried lifting

it up but it just drops back down again.

And I'm not sure how to make it stay up.

It's a very quiet neighborhood. You don't

really see people walking around much.

So we've got this bed, there's hangers,

and then there's some children toy stuff.

Huh, that's weird.

Be funny if there was like a secret camera

inside of it. And then we go

down this way, we have the bathroom.

We've got a bathtub, toilet, sink. It's

very bright in here because there's a roof

window.

So I like to have a bath every night,

it's really relaxing. And we've got a nice

big mirror. With a shaving mirror thing.

We've got orange towels.

And here the shower is quite

a nice walk-in shower, nice and large.

And then we have a washing machine here.

And then finally we have the main bedroom,

which is where I sleep.

Ta-da! My bedroom.

I like how they provided a box of tissues

next to it, like they knew what it was

going to be used for. And then we have

these lights. I like these lights,

makes your face look orangey and yellow.

And then that's outside. Look, you could

spy into the other people's garden from up

Garden's not very nice looking, it's kind

Don't know if you can hear that, but if

you can see over there, that is a train

track.

So it is a bit noisy when the train

passes. A train passes every 10 minutes.

It's not so bad when you shut the window

and you can only hear it from this room.

I can't hear it from that room or

downstairs. It's a bit annoying when

you're lying in bed trying to sleep, but

the trains do stop around 1 AM, so if

you stay up late like I do, it's not

really a problem. But if you're trying to

get to bed early, like 10 or 11 PM, it

might be a bit annoying hearing Every 10

minutes. But that's the only bad thing

about this place. It's a bit near to the

train tracks. And up there we've got a

ladder goes up into a loft. I'm not sure

if I want to take the ladder down and show

you up there. I did it before a few days

ago. The ladder is really heavy. Maybe I

can just jump. I don't know if you can see

it. Well, it's just A loft to

store stuff. There's nothing interesting

up there. So go back down.

That's it really. That concludes the tour

of the best Airbnb I've ever stayed in.

Cost about £800 for 2 weeks, so for a

month it'd be £1,600. You might get a

monthly discount. Unfortunately, I can't

stay here any longer because someone else

has booked it. The bastards. If it

wasn't for them, I'd be able to stay

longer. Maybe I'd book more days, but I

need to find a new place to go to. I'm not

sure where I want to go to though. Maybe

I'll go back home to England, but my

dentist appointment got cancelled again,

so I'm thinking, should I just stay in

Germany now? Find somewhere cheaper? If I

move further out into the countryside

away from the city, Maybe I could get an

even cheaper place that's even bigger or

the same size. I don't really care about

living in the city anymore because I don't

go outside anyway. As long as there's a

supermarket nearby, I don't really

care what else is nearby. I don't go

outside. I don't really need to. It'd be

nice if there was a nice place to walk

around. I haven't really walked around

outside this place yet, but there doesn't

seem to be a nice area to walk around.

I'd rather just pace around inside of the

room. Yeah, it's really nice.

I think this is, this is just what I

need to be comfortable

and to relax. Just sit here on the sofa,

make videos, play games, watch TV. Yeah.

This is my life. Hope you

enjoyed it.