She Doesn't Love Me Anymore (

I don't know.

Well, so far option 3 has the most votes.

Go to Greece. I should

just make a community post as a poll.

You should do ASMR. Why do people keep

telling me to do ASMR? I don't get it.

If I was going to do ASMR, wouldn't it

just be the same as what I already do?

What, what would be the difference if I

suddenly decided to to do ASMR?

Isn't this already ASMR then? So aren't

I technically already doing it?

I don't know about this poll thing. I

think it's stupid. If I want to do a poll,

I'll just do a community post. That's

better.

I don't want to do ASMR for the same

reason I don't want to do anything else on

YouTube. It's because I have no interest

in it. You really can't make a channel on

YouTube unless you're actually interested

in what you make. Unfortunately, the stuff

I love making is the stuff that makes

everyone hate me and makes girls not want

to meet me. So yeah,

I made the stuff I enjoyed making. I ended

up getting divorced and dumped and

rejected though. Oven over.

You're so much skinnier than I thought you

were. Really?

Maybe it's just a camera angle.

Man of culture.

Yeah, I guess if you just watch my videos,

you don't really see how skinny I am

because I only show you— all you see is

like, like this, just my shoulders.

I don't really show my whole body in

videos most of the time.

Clean my kitchen. Why?

I did clean it. It's just got some stuff

on the counter.

Mm-hmm. So what should I do in— ouch.

What should I do in January? Do I carry on

staying here, which is kind of boring?

Nothing's happening. Do I go to a

different country? And then which country

do I go to? Or do I just go back home?

If I go back home, I'll just end up

getting annoyed again by my mum and

annoyed because people keep coming over.

And nothing will happen anyway.

I don't know what to do anymore.

I just want to go back to Japan, really.

But some people

are saying it might reopen end of 2021.

If I can get back to Japan, at least I

could go on dates again, and maybe

I'd feel more motivated to make Japan

vlogs. What am I gonna vlog here? I don't

know. It's not really much

of an adventure living in your own

country, is it?

Did the Greek girl ghost you?

No, but we just— we don't talk. Like,

last time we messaged was like 6 weeks

ago, so I don't know.

Well, she says I can just come to Greece

whenever and she'd be down for meeting,

but I don't

know. I just don't really feel very

excited about the idea of going to Greece.

And it just seems like it would be a

hassle. I have to get some kind of test

done or I have to get a vaccine.

And then it just feels like it's a

big gamble. It's a bit of a gamble with

the amount, the amount of money I'd have

to spend to go there. And then if anything

would actually happen with her.

So I don't know where to go, what to do.

Would I meet Takeo-san when I'm back in

Japan? Yeah, I could do.

I had a nice time last time we met.

Although I was checking my Twitter DMs a

couple of days ago and I realized Sam's

friend who was also there, he messaged me

asking me not to put him in the video.

I didn't notice that.

Where did I put that video? I don't think

I uploaded it to the main channel when I

met Sam and I— we went around and I was

filming stuff on the GoPro. I think I put

it on my second channel. Whoops,

too late. I don't think

he was in the video anyway. I was trying

to be careful not to film people.

And then people end up complaining,

saying I keep filming the floor, filming

people's feet. It's because I'm trying not

to film people's faces.

Not sure. I really want to go to a Korean

restaurant. I found a nice Korean

restaurant nearby. So thinking of just

going by myself and wearing the GoPro and

like making an ASMR Korean restaurant

But it's so expensive. I could order the

food on Uber Eats from the same

restaurant. And then after I chose

everything I wanted, it came to about £35

just for one meal.

I just really want some barbecue pork and

kimchi and like the oxtail soup

or the, the pancake thing. I just

really feel like having Korean food for

The Bold Canadian guy stole your content.

That guy's weird. He has like this

obsession with me. He's put me in his

videos like 10 times. I had to block him

because he was annoying. He's like one of

those like red-pilled based

kind of people trying to give tough

tough love advice like, you're a loser,

you got to stop doing this and do this and

do that. Shut up.

Who asked you?

There's a lot— I seem to attract a lot of

guys like that who want to criticize me,

and they think they're like all clever and

smart Because, because they've got a very

harsh way of criticizing.

Those people get really annoying.

Like they think I haven't thought before

of of what they're saying. So like they

think they're saying all these new things

that have never entered my mind before.

I know what problems I have. I know what I

should be doing to fix the problems. But

then it's like being fat and knowing you

have to go to a gym to lose weight. It's

it's easy to know how to fix it. Actually

doing it. It's a whole different story,

isn't it?

I thought about going to some, like,

friend-making events where you just go,

you sign up and you go, you like meet a

bunch of strangers. So I'm not really

having much luck meeting people on Tinder.

I'm getting no matches on dating apps for

some reason. I'm getting a few, but then

they never go anywhere.

It's really hard getting them to meet up.

They all seem so mature. That's the

problem. They're all like really mature,

serious adults. I know I'm an adult. But I

don't really feel like a really serious,

mature adult. I just

want someone silly like Mita again. Maybe

I just find— I find it really weird

pretending to be an adult, which is

funny because I'm like 30-something, but I

still feel like a teenager. That's the

weird thing about getting older. Your body

is changing slowly, but then you still

feel the same inside. I still feel the

same now like I did when I was a teenager.

I guess I feel a bit intimidated by like

these really serious, mature adult women.

I feel like I'm a kid with a teacher for

some reason.

Maybe that's why I feel more comfortable

in Japan, because everyone in Japan is

like— a lot of the women in Japan are all—

they're not super serious. They're kind of

Dorky as well.

Need to get back to Japan. When does Japan

I don't

know. Do I have to take a vaccine if I go

to Japan? Uh, I don't know.

Maybe. It seems likely that they would

want people to get the vaccine.

Am I trying to get back with Chihiro?

I'm not sure what trying would involve.

I'm not really doing anything to—

it's like I'm not— what would

doing anything involved though.

Well, it's kind of pointless because even

if she did want to get back, I can't even

go to Japan anyway. So as long as I can't

get back into Japan, there's, you know,

nothing would happen.

Do you think I could take my cigar on the

Imagine they search my bag, they take it

out and they're like, what's this?

Or is it a cigar or is it a USB stick

with secret files?

Secret. Maybe it's like a— oh, you could

put like a secret USB stick inside this

where I could put my naughty files.

Do a road trip. I can't drive.

How would I do a road trip?

Oh yeah, the OnlyFans thing. They reversed

the upcoming ban, didn't they? They were

going to ban porn in October.

And then loads of people started leaving

and then they changed their mind. They

said, we're not banning anymore. We've got

assurances from our banking providers.

So now I've got like 150 people on

OnlyFans paying $10 a month. It's pretty

nice. I don't know how

long they're going to stay. Hopefully I

can keep them subbed because 150 times

$10 a month would be amazing if I could

just maintain it. But usually it drops

down to like 80 to 100.

I'm guessing Chihiro has disposed the SD

card. No, she said she's going to keep

hold on to it. She said as long as I still

have our serial tapes,

she's not going to delete the SD card to

like make sure I behave myself.

It's like a nuclear deterrent.

So stop me from doing something weird.

I still don't really think anything on the

SD card is illegal.

I don't even know what the police would

do. They'd be like, so you got sex

videos, do you?

Yeah, so it's

her insurance. Yeah, kind of just

in case. I don't know what she thinks I'm

going to do. Why would I upload it to the

internet? That would be like the stupidest

thing for me to do because people would

find out. And then I'd get in trouble,

and then I'd get like prosecuted, won't I?

I wouldn't sell the videos because all it

would take is one person to be like a

snitch, and then I'd get in big trouble.

There's no way I would upload it or sell

I don't

know who else she showed it to. Maybe she

showed it to a friend. It wouldn't

surprise me. How long would I stay in

Japan? I'd try and stay 6 months again if

I can still do that tourist visa

extension. But really, I'd like to go to

a language school again, get a 2-year

visa, get a student

visa, meet some Taiwanese people again.

Speaking of Taiwan, I didn't

know that China

had a massive civil war during World War

2. How do I not know this stuff? And then

the winner was that Mao guy who was

communist. And then the loser was this

Chiang Kai-shek guy who was like

nationalist. And he lost and he, he

retreated to Taiwan, took his remainder

of his armies and stuff to Taiwan.

That's why Taiwan and China don't like

each other. Didn't know this. It's quite

interesting. I was like, whoa. That's why

the Taiwanese flag has the star, that sun

thing with all the spikes. That was the,

the Kuomintang's sign, the Nationalistic

Party sign. Didn't know that.

I need to watch more documentaries. It

blew my mind.

Just imagine if Mao lost and Chiang

Kai-shek won. I wonder what China would be

like now. Because wasn't he— he was

pro-democratic, but he also seemed a bit

Maybe I would have enjoyed my Taiwan trip

more if I knew this history. I had no

idea. I thought just like, oh, Taiwan,

It's got like Chinese people living on it.

Language school only allows up to 2 years.

2 years is pretty long though. I think

after 2 years I'd have enough. Then I

could go to Korea 2 years and back to

Japan. What if I did 2 years in Japan and

then signed up to another school and got

another 2 years? Can I do that? I just

pretend I suck at Japanese. I'll just take

the basic course.

Konnichiwa, watashi wa Daniel desu.

It would be pretty funny pretending my

Japanese sucks.

I get a 2-year student visa. That would

give me 2 years to find a new Japanese

wife. I should get my birth certificate

printed again. Bring my birth

certificate in case I get married again.

It's funny, I had the birth certificate on

me when me and Chihiro got married because

I had it from my last marriage attempt

with the chlamydia girlfriend.

I love how he named the video She Doesn't

Love Me Anymore but hasn't gone into it.

What is there to say though? I mean, the

title speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Last time we talked was back in May. We

haven't talked since then. But then she's

also kind of stopped making videos and she

stopped posting on Instagram. It's like

she disappeared. I wonder what happened.

Maybe I don't want to know what happened.

Maybe I'll go back to Missing Mila again.

I kind of got bored of Missing Mila now.

Won't you being divorced be a big turnoff

to potential new Japanese wives? Well,

I'm not going to tell them. I wouldn't

tell them I already got married. How would

they know? Would they know?

I don't see how they would know that I was

married already. If we were gonna get

married again, I mean, if I was gonna get

married again with a new person,

I don't have like a— I don't think I've

got like a record of my name because I'm

not a Japanese national. Japanese

nationals have that family registry thing.

So when me and Chihiro got married, she

made a new family registry for us because

she didn't want me to be in her family

registry. It's a really weird system. I

think it's very unique to Japan. So a very

traditional thing.

Japanese authorities do check the Koseki

Tohon register if you show up. But do

they— would they tell my new wife?

I wish they legalized gay marriage, and I

can just— maybe that guy who gave me a BJ

would get married with me.

We need a camera in your bathroom. When I

get my new cable, I'll link it up to my

GoPro and I'll put it Up my arse. I mean,

put like a kitchen view maybe. Yeah, we

need a kitchen view as well when I make my

dinner.

My new wife could find these videos. I

don't know. I don't think

she would. I don't know.

It depends what kind of woman she is

because a lot of Japanese women don't have

social media. They don't watch YouTube.

They don't really care about the internet.

It's just these Western young girls in

their 20s who are like obsessed with

Instagram and TikTok and Snapchat

who are more likely to find it. But a

Japanese woman who doesn't speak English

and has like no online presence, doesn't

really care about YouTube, just watches

TV. I don't think they're going to find

What if Chihiro tries to contact the new

wife? How would she find the new wife's

contact details?

How would I live without OnlyFans?

Without OnlyFans, I would be struggling

financially. My YouTube channel has really

fallen off money in terms

of money.

And the stocks, well, I don't know, it's

hard to say with stocks. You make money,

then you lose money, and the money you've

made, have you already made it? Because

you're probably going to lose it.

I can make $500 and next week I lose $200,

then next week I'd make another $100.

It's like so random going up

and down. And I'm not like a stock genius

who's going to pick 100% winners every

I signed up to some other OnlyFans

websites. There's Fansly and there's

JustForFans. So I made a profile on there

just in case.

Just in case OnlyFans tries to ban people

Yeah, thank God OnlyFans exists.

OnlyFans just makes so much money. People

are so willing to pay for the stuff on

OnlyFans. I struggled so much to get

people to join my Patreon and to like sub

on Twitch, but then with OnlyFans,

there's so many people willing. To pay for

it.

People just had no interest in, in my

Patreon, even when I was trying to put

stuff onto it.

Did your viewer's girlfriend get back in

touch? Yeah, she messaged me

a little, but we didn't talk much.

It's time to go back to Japan. If Japan

reopened, I'd be the first one on the

plane the very next day.

I'd be like, fuck this place, lose my

deposit and just go. I've got another 5

months here. What am I gonna do with my

life? I want to

go and try and do stuff. Otherwise every

day is just— I'm stuck here not doing

anything.

If you do the exact same thing in Japan.

Yeah, what would be different if I was in

Japan? At least I'd be able to go on

dates, maybe.

But I'd probably just get an

apartment in Japan and just sit in it all

day whining about being bored. I feel

like I'd be more motivated to, to go on

dates and stuff in Japan. And then maybe

I've got more viewers in Japan who'd want

to meet up and hang out.

Plus, I can stalk my ex-wife. No, I'm just

I wouldn't go back. I don't think I'd go

to Osaka again. It would just be weird if

I went back to Osaka, going to all the

same places we used to go to.

Oh, it made me jump. You didn't put the

Streamlabs link in the description, you

silly billy. Didn't I?

I thought I put it as like an automatic

thing in the chat. I thought

people wouldn't use it anyway.

I'd probably go to Fukuoka or maybe Tokyo.

It's been a while since I went to Tokyo.

Last time I went to Tokyo was— well,

I went for one day in 2018 to

go to the British Embassy to get some

paper for the marriage. But before then,

Maybe 2016, I was at the Saitama

guesthouse, but that's not really

in Tokyo. So I never had enough money to

be able to live in Tokyo. I always lived

on the outskirts like Kawaguchi or

Saitama.

Could try Tokyo again. It would be nice

now that I got money. I could live in

Shibuya, Shinjuku.

I feel like Osaka is kind of tainted now

from all the bad memories.

Probably go to Fukuoka first.

What kind of mic am I using? It's a Rode

Mini. It's not bad, isn't it?

It's really small as well.

Very small, easy to carry.

How long could I stay without residency?

Usually you can stay for 6 months as a

tourist if you're English.

I miss going to Korean barbecue and I miss

going to izakayas. I miss going to sushi,

conveyor belt sushi.

If I was in— the problem with Osaka is I'd

be too tempted by Tobita Shinchi. I'd

probably just live next to Tobita Shinchi

and then waste all my money there. It's

just so hard not to go. It's so easy.

You just go down the street, pick a girl.

Oh my God, what's that?

Stop that stupid boob thing. Say goodbye

to Streamlabs and a bot of this stream.

Were those actual boobs? Why the

hell does Streamlabs put GIFs of things

that could get you Banned.

I didn't set the donation thing, so I have

to approve it. Let me change it.

I guess I can use the blur tool and blur

How do I do it?

General settings.

It's really stupid that, that Streamlabs

feature, you can't disable it. I can't

disable People using GIFs, and then the

stupid GIFs just pop up on the stream,

and I can't check to see what the GIF is

before it plays.

I don't know how to do it. I know how to

do it on Twitch where you can make it so I

have to press accept to let the donation

play.

I'll just hide half— hide the bottom half

of it below the screen, then it won't

play. Let me check.

Oh fuck, no, I can't get

rid of it. I couldn't click on this stupid

thing. Stupid poll was in the way. The

poll box blocked me.

Ah, fucking stupid idiot.

YouTube allows bras, but that looked like

actual boobs.

Let me check it. I hate that stupid

fucking idiot that keeps trolling me.

One thing after another fucking thing.

No, she's wearing a bra. It's like a

skin-colored bra.

Better not ruin my monetization.

How can I get rid of it?

Fuck's sake. Fucking stupid fucking

donation.

How do I disable the Streamlabs

donations?

Why don't I stream on Twitch? It pays

more. It really doesn't. Twitch is

rubbish. I make like $70 a

month on Twitch. But even after streaming

like 4 times a week, the ad rates are

rubbish and I get way less views on it.

That's payback for keeping talking about

me. Shut up.

Wait, I still don't know how to disable

it. It's playing the donations

automatically. How do I stop that?

Why is Streamlabs on YouTube different to

Streamlabs on Twitch? Maybe they don't let

you do this on YouTube.

Just this— I put— I disabled it.

Hmm. What's my Twitch?

It's twitch.com/danielhimr,

I think.

Isn't it twitch.com?

I don't think the link works.

Why is it so noisy outside? Stupid people

playing live music all day. Where are they

playing it? Why are they playing it at the

base of my building?

It's some kind of gay parade, isn't it?

When did I last speak to Chihiro Mei?

We talked a lot. March,

February. She even phoned on— in— on

February she phoned and

we did like a video phone call.

You should join the gay parade. I don't

think they're doing the parade. The parade

got cancelled, but They're doing like live

music and stuff somewhere.

You have a decent laptop, play some games

and livestream them.

Yeah, but people end up leaving the stream

if I start playing a game. If I turned on

the game now, I bet 100

people at least would leave.

See, I can't actually talk about anything

I'm really interested in because then

everyone leaves. I can't— if I talk about

stocks, people start going, oh, stocks are

boring. If I talk about games, people are

like, oh, games are boring. So all I can

talk about is girls and like going to

Japan and why I'm bored and depressed.

So stop Don't blame me about it.

People keep saying I don't have hobbies,

and then when I talk about my hobbies,

like, no one is interested anymore. So

that's why I don't talk about it.

Where is it? General settings,

alert delay, unlimited alert

moderation delay. Oh, that's the one.

Enabled. If enabled, all alerts need to be

approved manually. There we go. Now it

should be safe. The only

problem now is the stupid GIFs,

but I can do the text-to-speech.

Oh, why is that so loud? Donate now at

streamlabs.com/danielisbored.

The current total is $3.

$3. You've really matured. You don't

talk about women as much anymore. It's

because there are no women. There's

literally no women to talk about.

Everyone's scared. Any of the girls who

might have been interested in meeting me

have been scared off now. So scared I'm

going to talk about them. They're going to

get doxxed and stuff.

There's, there's like a few girls I chat

to, but there's nothing serious.

There's no girls in my life anymore. I

scared them all away.

But that's the annoying thing about it.

If there was a girl, then I'm not allowed

to talk about her. So then what's the

It's like having a really nice car and

then you're not allowed to show it off.

You gotta keep it undercover.

What's the point in getting a girlfriend

if I can't talk about her and make content

together? That's why I miss Chihiro now,

because she's like the only woman who let

me make content with her and wasn't like,

oh, people being mean. Chihiro never once

complained about people being mean.

She never once like got upset with the

And then the only girls that are ever

interested in me from the channel always

have like low self-esteem problems, so

they don't want to be known because I got

a lot of toxic viewers.

What do I think of the OnlyFans situation?

Well, they reversed the ban thing, so it's

ChiChi got to 1K subs so her channel can

be monetized, then stopped. Yeah, why did

she stop? Maybe she's waiting for— maybe

she applied for monetization and it's

under review. But it can't have been under

review for 2 months.

Maybe she's got bored making videos.

She seemed pretty into it in the

Oh, thank you, Sora.

Am I good at Rainbow? Daniel, are you good

at Rainbow? Yeah, I'm pretty good.

Sometimes I get like a triple headshot.

I have— my tactic is, I call it the

blitzkrieg tactic, because I just rush

into the room. Sometimes it

works really well. Because they have no

idea that I'm about to rush in. They're

still getting ready.

Hope your channel gets famous again. Your

content are amazing. Thanks. But I think

the main reason so many people were

interested in it because— was because I

was allowed to talk about my relationship.

Imagine if I never made any content about

the marriage and I never made any of those

videos about the marriage. I don't think

people would have been as interested.

Those were my most popular videos. Stuff

like my problem with my wife, my thoughts

on being married, annoying things about

being married, stuff like that was what

got people interested. If I was just like

not allowed to talk about anything, about

the marriage. That's why I got fed up with

Mila, because I wasn't allowed to say

anything about what was going on,

and then she wouldn't let me vlog anything

either.

Yeah, I got lucky with Chihiro, didn't I?

She just— she wasn't really that bothered.

I tried to make some artistic funny

videos, but they didn't do very well. I

made that maid cafe video.

I guess I, I underestimated how difficult

it would be to get another Chihiro who

would be up for making videos and stuff.

So yeah, kind of screwed, aren't I?

So I can't make the channel entertaining

just by myself, unfortunately.

Problem is, I don't want to do stuff by

myself, so that means I don't have

anything to vlog. Otherwise, there'd be

tons of stuff to vlog in Manchester. They

got this big trampoline bouncy castle park

place. They've got this kind of

convict-themed cocktail bar. They've got

these arcade cocktail bars. They've got

nice restaurants that I would— I wouldn't

go to any of these places by myself, but

if I had a girlfriend, we'd go to these

places. I would vlog it.

I guess it would be great if I could just

go there by myself, but it'd just

be weird if I just went, went to places by

myself wearing a GoPro. This just seems

really creepy.

I used to go to places by myself in Japan,

didn't I? I went to the slums by myself.

I went to net cafes by myself, capsule

hotels. I feel like I did quite a lot

of stuff by myself in Japan for videos.

Maybe I was just more motivated to make

content back then, so I felt like I had a

bigger audience. The slums

of Osaka. I don't know if any of you guys

checked back on the video, but it has like

120,000 views now, which is pretty good.

I'm pretty sure at the time it only got

like 30K views. Pretty regular for my

channel. Has like 120K

Unfortunately, it didn't really lead to

much growth in the channel. So people just

click it, they watch it, and they click

off. They don't feel any interest in

the channel.

Where's my beer? I think I'm gonna stop

drinking beer because it just made me feel

really bad last time. I had Stella before

and it just gave me a massive headache. I

felt really drowsy.

Do a slum tour of Manchester. I wouldn't

even dare. Some, like, weirdo would come

up to me trying to get money. I'd probably

get beaten up. I feel safe in Japan

because Japanese people are so nice and

friendly. I felt no fear or

intimidation walking around in Japan

filming. But in Rotterdam, I got beaten

up. In Paris, I got physically assaulted

by a gang of probably

African people. When I was in Paris,

they were all everywhere, all around the

tourist sites. And then you walk past them

and one, one of them grabbed me and then

started putting a bracelet around my

wrist. Wouldn't let go.

I had to like pull his fingers off one by

one off my arm, and then he let go.

Got to a point when every time I saw these

groups of men, I would just run past. I'd

run straight past them, because if you

walk past them, they'll try and grab you.

I wouldn't feel safe in Paris. I didn't

realize Paris was so Dangerous.

Kept having these beggars come up to me.

Same in Germany, these beggars kept coming

up to me. This— me and Mila were in

Frankfurt and then this old woman just

stood there in front of us for like 15

minutes holding out a cup, staring at us.

I already gave like €40 to this other

couple at the supermarket. Didn't feel

like giving more money. She just stood

there in front of us for like 15 minutes.

So annoying. And then she gave up

and went to some other person, stood

there. That's why I like Japan.

You got no beggars, no people beating you

up, no people trying to scam

you. And sell you rubbish. You feel so

safe in Japan.

I felt so safe I could actually go to the,

the most— the poorest place,

the slum, and feel safe by myself filming.

Aren't you scared of the Yakuza? Not

really. The Yakuza just— they keep

themselves to themselves running their

businesses. They're not like on the

streets roughing people up.

Although they were probably all over

Tobitsushinji. There's probably like

Yakuza henchmen in the actual buildings.

That I effed in, like waiting in the next

room in case— in case they get a violent

customer. I swear those tobitsushinji

places must have like a bodyguard in the

back. You never know, you might get like a

drunk salaryman roughing up the girls.

Bit scary.

I wonder if I ever unknowingly encountered

a yakuza. Yakuza.

Maybe.

I can tell you love Tobita Shinchi. I

probably went there like 20 times in

total.

Oh, it's so great.

I remember I went there the first time I

went there. I was doing a livestream and I

thought I'd just go to the red light

district as a joke. I was walking around

like an idiot. Filming and then they used

to shouting at me to

stop filming. And then after I finished

filming, I went into one.

Before that, I was really scared of going

there because I thought, oh no, what if I

get robbed or beaten up?

He needs to revive his channel. The only

way is to get a girl, but no girls want to

get involved anymore. Not after what

happened with Milla.

Someone has to take one for the team, for

the sake of entertainment.

Finest Cuban cigar.

Mm-hmm.

What's the point of vaping if I don't

smoke? Because it looks cool. Look how

cool I look.

See, I look sophisticated.

What do you mean it looks lame? It looks

I love these novelty vape things,

like my pipe vape I had before. What

should I get next? What else do they have?

Should go to a club and bring it with me,

whip it out. Hello ladies, mind if I have

Go to a gay bar. But then what if gay guys

start hitting on me? I wouldn't

mind going to a gay bar to get some

content, like wear the GoPro, see how

long I can go before I get kicked out for

filming. I just— I wouldn't mind doing

stuff if I could film it. It's just the

GoPro is so obvious. I need like a really

tiny camera.

Because I can't get anyone to voluntarily

make videos with me, I need to secretly

film them.

Involuntary collab.

Google Glasses. Yeah, that'd be great.

I need like a little spy cam in the bridge

of the glasses.

How many women at Tobita Shinchi have I

had cereal with? Probably all of them. I

went round the block.

They, they all know me. They know me by

my nickname, Big D. Big Danny,

have cereal with the guys in the club.

No.

Where's my GoPro strap?

I forgot that I brought it with me.

Brings back memories. Where's my GoPro?

See, if I wear a black jumper maybe and

get a jacket and then zip it up—

last time I used this when I met Mila,

I just filmed the whole thing without Even

asking her. She didn't even notice because

I was wearing a hoodie and a big jacket

and I had it zipped up and it was like in

So if I do this, it's still really

obvious.

It's creepy you're trying to hide it

because no one wants to make videos with

me.

Look, if I do it like this,

does that look normal?

It's not that noticeable, is it? It's just

a bit reflective. Look.

It's pretty noticeable, isn't it?

Because when the sun shines on it, it

reflects.

Are you filming? No, I am

not.

But lots of YouTubers just film outside

and film everyone. Look at Bold and

Bankrupt and Harold Boulder. They just

walk around with a vlogging camera filming

everyone. How come no one says, oh,

that's weird? But when I do it, oh, it's

creepy.

When I go outside, people say, oh, I'm

stalking girls and following them.

I guess you have to— you have to do it so

it's like obvious you're doing it,

because I do it trying to do it secretly

and then it looks weird. Yeah, this

definitely looks weird. I look like a pedo

Why aren't you streaming on Twitch?

Because I need to get some ad revenue for

my YouTube.

Don't I get hot wearing a sweater in

summer? It's actually quite cold now.

It's 17 degrees.

The difficult thing about finding a new

girlfriend now is finding someone who

actually wants to make videos. No one

does. They all feel scared

about it.

Is that

a boob? No, it's safe.

Who's sending me messages?

This person's obsessed with the N-word.

He's trying to spell the N-word.

First R, now E. What's next, I wonder?

Because you badmouth everyone who ever

films. No, I never badmouth George. I

never badmouth Eugene. I never badmouth

Tika or Sam. What are you talking about?

Just because I badmouth a few people Now

all of a sudden people think I badmouth

everyone.

It's annoying.

You have a few bad experiences with girls

and all of a sudden people just think that

you treat all women badly.

People are stupid.

And then, to be honest, to be fair, a lot

of the people I badmouthed fucking

deserved it, and I don't regret it.

Because they were twats.

It's just stupid. I stand up for myself

and complain about an annoying person,

and then now people think I'm like a bad

person myself. This is stupid. I'm not the

bad person. I'm the victim.

It's like I get attacked by some guy and

I call him— complain about him and call

him an idiot, then all of a sudden

everyone's saying that I'm the bad person

because I bad-mouthed him.

Some of these people I bad-mouthed,

well, they deserved it, didn't they?

Oh, thanks, Trag Solanki.

It's not hard to not upset me. I met a lot

of people who didn't upset me, and then I

never said anything bad about them.

Canadian guy.

The second Canadian guy,

um,

those other Canadian guys.

I don't badmouth everyone.

Some people I've said a lot of good things

about, like George.

And the Queen

of England.

But because I have strong opinions about

certain people, apparently that makes me—

gives me this reputation of badmouthing

everyone when it's literally not true.

They say I treat women badly when I treat

men just as badly. They try and

make it like a misogynistic thing when in

reality I treat men— if men piss me off,

then I treat them as badly as I

No one ever goes, well, the way you treat

men is appalling. It's always women,

isn't it? It's always You treat women

badly. How come no one ever says

anything about men? No one cares about

men, do they? It's always all the poor

women. What about the poor men?

What did you and Chihiro talk about?

Um, well, I said I missed her, and then

she just said, I don't know what to say

about that. She didn't say, I don't miss

you. She just blew me off.

I said I'd do anything to get back

together.

You don't attack guys that don't have a

platform.

What? So I do attack guys that do have—

why is that double negative? You don't

attack guys That

don't have a platform. So I attack guys

who have a— wait, what? I don't understand

that sentence. Someone help me translate.

You don't attack guys who, who don't have

a platform.

You attack guys who have a platform,

you don't attack. That's really confusing

me. I attacked

everyone. I attacked YouTubers. I attacked

non-YouTubers. I attacked stupid coworker.

Daniel attacks people for content. No, I

don't. I just fuck them and

then complain about them being boring. I

mean, I make passionate love.

He attacked the Nepalese guy. Yeah, well,

he was annoying. He was the most annoying

person I ever met.

No, Casey's the most annoying.

Daniel, I'm in Manchester. Me and my

friends would like to have a chat. Why,

are you gonna tell me off?

Why is my hair sticking up?

I just— I don't like it when people accuse

me of treating people badly, as if I treat

everyone badly. I treat some people badly,

but don't generalize it. Don't say I treat

all women badly. I just treated some.

You can say Daniel treats some women

badly. But that's okay.

I never said anything bad about my sister,

did I?

Well, that's probably why a lot of people

don't want to meet me anymore, because

they got scared that I would treat them

Oh, thank you, Hami. Can you make a list

of the places where you buy your wardrobe?

I really like your style.

My wardrobe? I think I got, I got this at

Jack and Jones in Rotterdam,

and then I got the trousers off Amazon.

They're very comfy.

People ask why I roll my trousers up like

this, because it makes me look taller.

Look.

Don't you think it makes me look taller?

Dan's legs are quite hairy. How can you

see how hairy it is?

Hmm. Oh shit, I didn't see the donation

thing at the top. Spelling out something.

That's not illegal, is it?

B-O-N-N-E.

Well, at least it's not the N-word.

That's fine.

Getting hungry now.

Hmm, I'm not sure how to stream when I

cook. It's better when I stream from the

I want to switch to the phone, to be

But then there's no microphone on the

camera, so I have to hold the mic and the

webcam at the same time.

I don't know.

Any advice on getting over someone? The

most effective way I found is to just get

a new girlfriend and then you forget about

the last person straight away. But I'm

kind of failing at that. Any advice on

getting over someone?

If I put it here.

Kind of tricky.

At least you have us, Daniel. We love you

in a decent way. Thanks.

I lost my marriage and my girlfriend and

50% of my viewers, but at least I still

got you guys.

What's going on with your ex-wife? Well,

my plan is when Japan reopens,

I'm gonna go and live somewhere

there. Hehe, no, I'm not gonna reveal my

master plan because then it will get me in

trouble, maybe. Sun Tzu says,

um, the hungry frog waits until midnight

to strike.

Oh, I spat on my glasses.

Am I

still posting on OnlyFans? Someone leaked

the pics. What pics got leaked?

I'm wondering if they're old pics or if

they're leaking the new stuff as well.

Destroying your lungs. I'm not inhaling

it, I'm just sucking it and blowing it out

Have I thought about using the cigar in

the way you use a sausage? No, because I

got a proper dildo now.

It's a double-ended one. One end is very

slim, the other one's thick. I can get

the slim one in all the way up there,

but the thick one, it just won't go in.

And it's not even that thick. My own dick

is thicker than that.

It feels quite nice. I can't imagine

what it would be like if it was an actual

dick and like a guy going full

steam pumping. I guess it would feel

pretty intense.

Doesn't it just feel like you're shitting

yourself? What if you actually shit

yourself by accident?

No, I don't really want to find out

because most guys have big dicks, unless

you're like a tiny dick Asian guy.

There's no way I would even consider it if

you're a Westerner. Most Westerners

have bigger dicks than I do,

so the guy would have to have like really

small dick for me to even consider it.

Hmm, looks like my clickbait didn't really

work.

I need Chihiro on the stream to get the

Have I played a game called Silent Hill?

I think I played the demo version. There

was like a weird woman in a

Have you ever played a game called Silent

Hill? Never really been a fan of Silent

Hill. I like

Resident Evil 2.

Don't like

my hair today. Why is it so flat on the

top, like I've been wearing a hat?

Ah, that's why I don't like showing my

face. Worry about my bloody hair.

Maybe I'm going bald.

If you cry, everyone will be watching.

You know that stream I did when Mila left

and I cried? That has 60,000 views. I

can't believe it. People just want to see

me miserable, don't they? They want to see

me crying, getting dumped.

You haven't said much about Chiro not

wanting you anymore. There's not really

much to say.

How do I meet girls? I'm not really

meeting any now. I used to get

Viewers message me to meet up, and then

I used to use Tinder, but now I'm stuck

here.

Where are you? I'm in Manchester.

I keep getting pimples recently. I don't

feel like going out. I keep getting them

around my lips.

I'm getting another one now.

I don't know why. This makes making videos

so hard when you look like shit every day.

Why do I care so much about a pimple?

Because it looks gross. Look at it.

And it hurts. It's painful to speak

and move my lips.

What are you doing with your life? I'm

trying to change the world one video by

video. Trying to make the world a better

place with my soothing livestreams.

I might take down that mirror. I can do

like a mirror setup, maybe.

Oh,

where can

I put this mirror?

Oh, where can

I put it? Put it here.

Yeah, then we could stream over there like

Hmm, how can I make this work?

I have to sort this out on my phone

because this would be a better phone setup

kind of stream. Don't know if

I like my laptop setup,

which means I kind of wasted my money

getting a laptop.

My mirror setups were the best in Japan.

Remember I had that swivel mirror on

the stand?

Trying to think, should I end the stream

and then start again from my phone?

Let me think.

Hmm.

Okay, give me 10 seconds. I'm gonna

come back on my phone.

This is just not a comfortable way to

stream, I think. But then do I stream on

Streamlabs or do I use the YouTube app?

I'll just use the YouTube app.

Okay, I'll be back on my phone.