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STOP saying my wife looks like my mum [swqZFvN5zl8]
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これ が いい よ って 言 って あ げ ちゃ
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0:00–0:03 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_0何 取 る ん じゃない よ
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0:04–0:07 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_1なん で 分 か ってる や め ろ 絶 対
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0:08–0:11 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_2それ ア ップ する か あ か んで ビ デ オ の ため に ビ
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0:12–0:14 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_3デ オ の ため じゃない 今 僕 の 顔 よ ド ンメ イ ク です
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0:14–0:16 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_4まだ いつ も と 同 じ 服 顔 映 って ない から 大丈夫 だ よ
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0:17–0:20 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_5いや ど れ ちょっと 待って I 'm not his sugar mom
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0:21–0:25 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_6Your wife is acting like my mom when we go
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0:26–0:29 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_7shopping. I'm not his mom,
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0:29–0:31 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_8I'm his wife. Fucking hell. Did Akujiri
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0:33–0:37 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_9buy a new pair of shoes? Very done.
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0:37–0:40 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_10Yes, his fashion
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0:42–0:45 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_11taste very bad.
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0:46–0:49 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_12How sweet you You look like you're
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0:51–0:52 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_13shopping with your mom. I'm not his
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0:53–0:57 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_14mom. Your mama. Your mama.
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0:57–1:00 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_15I just choose his clothes. Why I am his
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1:01–1:04 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_16mom? I just—
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1:04–1:07 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_17that's why I'm choose his clothes.
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1:08–1:10 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_18His clothes is bad taste, so I throw away
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1:15–1:18 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_19his Clothes, everything.
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1:19–1:20 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_20There's nothing wrong with 29-year-old
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1:22–1:25 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_21boy shopping. Oh,
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1:26–1:29 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_22I really look draggy too. Hey, I was
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1:30–1:33 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_23thinking the same things.
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1:34–1:35 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_24Up,これ. That's so nice of his
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1:40–1:44 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_25mom. Buying some
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1:44–1:48 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_26new clothes and then he got a KFC, a
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1:48–1:51 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_27Kentucky Fried Chicken. I bought, uh,
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1:52–1:55 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_28Kentucky for him. You didn't buy chips?
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1:55–1:58 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_29I didn't know it. It's not important.
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1:59–2:03 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_30It's the most important. Ah,
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2:03–2:05 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_31just potato, potato. You need potato.
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2:07–2:10 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_32Chips and chicken. You should fry potato
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2:12–2:16 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_33yourself. Bleh. Chicken and chips,
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2:17–2:21 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_34chips, cheese, and gravy, just like they
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2:21–2:23 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_35made it in Cornwallis. It's boring. Chris
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2:23–2:26 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_36Broadwood would know.
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2:26–2:27 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_37Please stop saying that my wife looks like
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2:32–2:35 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_38my mum. I personally don't really care,
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2:35–2:38 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_39doesn't really affect me much because I'm
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2:38–2:40 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_40used to people saying horrible things to
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2:40–2:42 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_41me in the comments now. But my wife's not
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2:43–2:45 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_42used to it and she's very sensitive. My
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2:45–2:48 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_43wife reads all of the comments on videos
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2:48–2:51 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_44about her and she sits there scrolling
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2:51–2:53 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_45down reading every single one, and I tell
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2:53–2:55 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_46her not to take the comments too seriously
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2:55–2:57 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_47because, you know, it's the internet,
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2:58–2:59 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_48it's YouTube. Most of the negative
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2:59–3:02 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_49comments are just from silly kids trying
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3:02–3:04 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_50to get a reaction out of us. But she,
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3:04–3:07 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_51she reads the comments, and when she reads
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3:07–3:09 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_52things like, you two look like mother and
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3:09–3:11 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_53son, or you look like his mum taking him
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3:11–3:14 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_54shopping, it, it hurts her feelings.
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3:15–3:16 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_55And we don't want to hurt her feelings,
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3:19–3:21 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_56guys. It took such a long time to get her
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3:21–3:23 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_57to appear on the channel, and I need her
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3:24–3:27 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_58to appear on the channel because it gets
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3:27–3:29 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_59views. And it gets views because I guess
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3:31–3:33 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_60that's what you guys want to see, and I
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3:33–3:36 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_61want to make stuff that you guys want to
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3:36–3:38 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_62see because that's how I make money. I
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3:38–3:41 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_63don't make money by making videos that no
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3:42–3:43 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_64one wants to see.
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3:44–3:44 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_65Also, it's fun. I enjoy making the vlogs
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3:47–3:49 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_66with her. It's something different, it's
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3:49–3:51 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_67something new for me. Making videos has
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3:51–3:53 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_68always been a personal thing, something
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3:53–3:55 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_69that I do by myself. And I've never really
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3:55–3:58 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_70had someone else to make videos with, and
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3:58–4:01 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_71I'm enjoying it. Okay, so there is a bit
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4:02–4:06 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_72of an age difference between me and my
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4:06–4:07 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_73wife. She's 7 years older than me, and I
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4:08–4:10 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_74don't think that 7 years age difference is
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4:10–4:12 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_75a big gap. I've dated women who are older.
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4:12–4:15 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_76I've dated a Japanese woman who was 10
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4:15–4:17 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_77years older than me. I've dated a Korean
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4:17–4:19 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_78woman who was 15 years older than me, and
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4:19–4:22 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_79even my parents My mum is about 5 or 6
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4:22–4:25 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_80years younger than my dad, and I know
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4:26–4:28 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_81that's a bit different because it's my mum
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4:28–4:30 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_82who's a woman who's younger than my dad.
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4:30–4:32 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_83And usually in society— in
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4:32–4:37 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_84society, we kind of look down on or we
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4:37–4:40 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_85make fun of couples where the man is quite
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4:40–4:44 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_86a bit younger than the woman. And I think
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4:44–4:46 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_87that's— it's not very nice. It's a bit
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4:46–4:48 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_88unfair. And I don't really understand why
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4:48–4:51 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_89we as a society like to mock couples that
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4:51–4:54 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_90have such a big age difference when it's
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4:54–4:57 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_91the man that's younger. But if it was the
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4:58–4:59 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_92other way around and the man was older,
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5:00–5:01 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_93it wouldn't be such a big deal or such a
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5:03–5:05 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_94big thing. I guess if the man was 50 years
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5:06–5:08 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_95old and he was dating a 20-year-old girl,
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5:08–5:10 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_96that's kind of weird. I think that's a
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5:10–5:12 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_97little bit strange. I don't want to
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5:13–5:16 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_98sound like I'm bragging, but I do look
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5:17–5:18 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_99very young for my age from a Western
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5:18–5:21 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_100viewpoint. To a Westerner, I look early
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5:21–5:25 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_10120s, maybe even 18 or 19. Back home in
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5:25–5:28 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_102England, it was fairly common for people
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5:28–5:30 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_103to think that I was 18 or 19, or even— the
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5:31–5:33 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_104lowest I got was about 16. Someone thought
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5:34–5:36 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_105I was 16. I said, no, I'm 28, and they
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5:36–5:39 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_106were so shocked they couldn't believe me.
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5:40–5:41 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_107They asked me to show them ID. Even when
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5:41–5:44 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_108I, when I went for my interview at the
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5:45–5:46 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_109petrol station, she said to me that I need
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5:46–5:48 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_110to be over 18 to apply for the job when I
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5:49–5:51 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_111was 28. And the reason is because
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5:51–5:54 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_112I don't have facial hair, I'm not balding,
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5:55–5:57 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_113I'm not fat, and I still look fairly
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5:58–6:00 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_114youthful compared to a white guy who's
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6:00–6:04 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_115around the same age as me. And that's just
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6:05–6:08 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_116how it is. I'm I'm not a very
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6:09–6:11 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_117mature-looking person. Also add into the
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6:11–6:14 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_118fact that my mannerisms and my personality
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6:14–6:17 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_119are also kind of childish. I'm not a very
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6:17–6:19 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_120mature person, if you've noticed or not.
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6:19–6:22 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_121Not sure if you've noticed or not, but I
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6:23–6:25 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_122am very boyish. I'm not a serious person.
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6:25–6:27 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_123I've never wanted to become a serious or
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6:29–6:32 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_124mature person. That doesn't really
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6:32–6:33 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_125interest me. I think my wife looks fairly
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6:33–6:36 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_126young for her age. She's not fat. She has
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6:36–6:39 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_127a nice figure. I've dated— I've been on
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6:40–6:43 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_128dates with Japanese women who were younger
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6:43–6:45 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_129than my wife but somehow looked older,
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6:45–6:48 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_130mainly because they were fat and ugly. I
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6:48–6:52 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_131often get people telling me to grow up,
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6:52–6:54 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_132which is kind of strange to me. Why would
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6:54–6:56 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_133I want to grow up and become a boring,
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6:56–6:58 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_134serious person? That's not who I want to
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6:58–7:01 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_135be. Onto the next point that I wanted to
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7:01–7:04 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_136talk about. A lot of people
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7:04–7:08 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_137were saying in the comments that it's
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7:08–7:09 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_138strange that my wife is picking out my
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7:09–7:12 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_139outfits and choosing clothes for me.
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7:12–7:14 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_140And that came as a surprise to me because
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7:15–7:17 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_141I thought it was pretty normal for a wife
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7:17–7:20 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_142to pick out her husband's clothing. I
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7:20–7:22 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_143think it's pretty normal for women in a
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7:22–7:25 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_144relationship to choose or to help her
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7:25–7:28 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_145boyfriend or husband to, to buy clothes.
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7:28–7:31 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_146My mum buys clothes for my dad all the
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7:31–7:33 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_147time because my dad is terrible at
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7:34–7:36 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_148choosing clothing. He always picks ugly
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7:36–7:39 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_149looking clothes. And that's because I
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7:39–7:41 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_150think in general women are better at
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7:41–7:43 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_151fashion. They're better at coordinating
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7:43–7:46 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_152colors and shapes and choosing nice
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7:46–7:49 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_153looking outfits. And that's because
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7:49–7:51 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_154generally men just don't really care that
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7:51–7:53 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_155much about fashion and clothing.
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7:53–7:57 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_156Not as much as women do. So in conclusion,
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7:58–8:00 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_157please try and keep the mean comments
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8:01–8:03 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_158towards my wife to a minimum. Otherwise,
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8:03–8:05 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_159I'll have no choice but to step in and
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8:05–8:07 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_160I'll have to start moderating the
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8:08–8:09 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_161comments, which I don't really want to do
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8:09–8:10 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_162because I like having a free
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8:10–8:14 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_163comment section where people can say
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8:14–8:17 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_164whatever they want to say, even if what
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8:17–8:19 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_165they're saying is a load of rubbish. I
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8:19–8:21 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_166don't like to be a Nancy, comment Nancy,
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8:22–8:23 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_167and block people and delete comments and
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8:23–8:26 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_168blacklist words and do all that kind of
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8:26–8:28 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_169stuff. But if, if you keep saying horrible
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8:29–8:32 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_170things about my wife and you keep making
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8:32–8:34 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_171her feel bad, then I might not have any
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8:34–8:37 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_172other choice. At the end of the day,
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8:38–8:39 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_173we're just people. I'm a person, my wife's
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8:39–8:42 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_174a person. We have feelings, we have
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8:42–8:43 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_175emotions, we get upset when people say
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8:44–8:46 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_176horrible things to us. And would you say
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8:46–8:49 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_177these things to us in real life, face to
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8:49–8:51 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_178face? I don't think you would. Just
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8:52–8:53 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_179because it's the internet, don't think
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8:53–8:54 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_180that you can say anything without any
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8:55–8:56 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_181consequence, without hurting other
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8:56–8:59 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_182people's feelings, because at the end of
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8:59–9:00 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_183the day, we're all just humans, and it'd
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9:01–9:03 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_184be nice if we had some, you know, a little
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9:03–9:05 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_185bit of civility towards each other. Think
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9:05–9:08 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_186about it, uh, try and put yourself in, in
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9:08–9:11 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_187our shoes, or my shoes, and think about
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9:11–9:14 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_188how you would feel if someone said the
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9:14–9:16 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_189same thing to you. I don't, I don't think
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9:16–9:19 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_190you would like it.
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9:20–9:20 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_191Meh. Ignoring me.
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9:37–9:41 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_192Where are you going? Come back!
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9:42–9:45 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_193It's chasing that little girl.
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9:47–9:50 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_194It's a horsey horse.
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9:52–9:53 · rev_a059fa74c1578802d704a82045f9f125_195You stink so much.
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