I MISSED YOU GUYS ❤️

Okay.

Tripod on.

I can't believe I've been using

this tripod for 10 years. I got

it from my Korean ex. This tripod,

I stole it. No, she gave it to

me, or I just Persuaded

her to give it to me. Used to be hers.

Yeah, made in Korea. See, I'm not

lying. Made in Korea digital

Am I still jobless? No, I'm self-employed.

I'm a content creator and freelance

investor, fund manager, and financial

analyst.

Okay, so what are we gonna make for lunch?

I was thinking we could make a pizza.

How's life these days?

Um, it's okay,

I guess. Don't know, I feel very confused

recently about

certain things.

Like, my whole YouTube persona has come

So I kind of lost all of the hate

watchers, which is weird because being

a hated YouTuber was kind of like my whole

thing. And now it's very weird.

I don't get any hate. My last video has

90% likes to dislikes.

I'm just not used to not being hated.

Very strange.

Now I lost the, the vast majority of the

hate watchers. Now you can see it in the

dislikes because usually I'd make a video

like the one I made before, because I have

made it before, the one about moving back

in with my mum. I made it back in 2020 and

it had like 60% likes to dislikes,

and that was my likes to dislikes ratio

for a very long time. It's about I used to

get roughly 60% or nearly 50% likes.

And then half the people watching it were

just like hating.

And I didn't even get a single hate

comment. Well, there's just one, but it

seemed like he was trolling. There's like

one mildly hate comment out of the over

100.

It just, it feels kind of weird. I don't

know how to explain it. Because the last 4

years I've just nonstop played as this

character, you know, Daniel, the loser

scumbag. I don't even know why people

hated me so much now. Because I cheated or

because I don't get a job. They don't

really seem like that bad reasons. Or

because I slept with a girl and then I

called her boring. This doesn't really

seem like it was that bad.

But now the pushback of negativity that I

kept receiving is kind of gone now. I

don't really feel it. It just feels like,

why am I playing this character anymore?

Very, very confusing times.

It's because I'm not with a woman anymore

and I don't have a woman to like abuse.

Without people lost interest.

I need to start abusing a woman again,

don't I, to get them back? I cheated on my

new girlfriend.

Well, I guess it's a good thing, although

I do miss the views.

Maybe I can just stop pretending, just be

myself, like how it used to be before I

got married. That was a long time ago.

That was like 5 years ago now. How am I

supposed to go back to how I was 5 years

ago after everything that happened?

Where, where are all the hate comments?

Maybe because I banned too many people.

Maybe I should unban them.

Who are you? I saw you in my recommended.

I am Daniel,

famous YouTuber,

ex-divorcee who used to live in Japan and

made vlogs. Then I left,

and then the virus happened, and then I

couldn't go back,

and then my ex-wife Betrayed me by

cheating on me with my best friend, the

Hong Kong guy.

I've been watching you for 4 years now.

Well, at least some people are.

Oh, thanks, Dirt McGirt. Show me your

third leg. Not on YouTube. You have to go

on other websites to see that.

So now I'm mainly focused on planning for

my trip to Malaysia. It is confirmed,

going to Malaysia.

My personal assistant is booking the

tickets and hotels and stuff. So now I'm

trying to think, what am I going to take

to Malaysia? I don't want to take lots of

heavy stuff. I don't want to take my

laptop because what's the point? It's just

going to be a massive weight, and then I

won't really— well, I shouldn't be playing

games or watching stuff on my laptop when

I'm in Malaysia. I should be doing more

interesting things.

It would just suck if I decided to stay in

Malaysia and then I needed a laptop, then

I have to buy another one. I, I don't know

what's going to happen. I might not really

like Malaysia and then just decide to come

back to England with everyone else, or I

might think actually it's not bad here and

then get an apartment.

Now I'm going to Malaysia with my family.

I'm going to vlog it. It's just going to

be tricky because they don't want to be on

camera, so I'm

going to have to be very careful with

framing stuff so that they don't get in

the shots. And I don't know if they're

okay with being heard on camera. Maybe

they don't even want to be heard, so I'm

not sure how to vlog it when I'm going to

be with them. I don't understand

why they care. I mean, They've already

shown their faces. People already know

what they look like. So how does not

showing it anymore change anything unless

the video goes mega viral? Because I can

understand they don't want to be— they

don't want to be recognized on the street

because it would just give them problems.

But that would only happen if the video

went mega viral again, which it just

won't, would it? And I don't have the big

audience that I used to have. So I don't

really see what the problem is just

because they had a few things happen.

It's just annoying because it would make

the videos more fun if,

if I could film us doing stuff,

just like filming a few, few clips here

and there of them maybe saying stuff. But

yeah, they, they don't want their faces in

the video. I can understand the boyfriend

not wanting to be in the video because his

privacy is still private and

his face is not known. And I wouldn't film

him because I wouldn't want to be

responsible for like the trolls harassing

him somehow, because I'd feel bad and

guilty if I, if I got him or my sister

in trouble for that. But people already

know my sister's and my mum's face,

so I'm not sure how to do it. Because when

I went to Malaysia last time and I vlogged

it with my family, I just basically just

followed behind everyone, just filmed them

from the behind and then filmed us doing

stuff. If I can't do that, what am I gonna

film? Film my feet walking and then film

some views from the places we go to.

Maybe I can trail far— a bit further back

behind them and then just make a quick

vlog whilst they're out of range.

My videos will never go viral. I literally

just had a massive viral video 2 months

ago that's still getting huge views.

Did you not know that, or are you just

like joking about? Because I'm very

curious to know that, to know if the

majority of my older viewers actually know

about my recent Elden Ring stuff.

But yeah, it seems like my vlogs are not

really going to, to do very well as, as

they used to.

Was I a model? No. I remember a lot of

people used to say I should get into

modeling, which is silly because I don't

have a hot body and I don't really have

amazing facial features. My skin's pretty

bad and my head's kind of big compared

to my body, and I'm pretty short. Well,

I'm not sure, I'm just not tall.

Yeah, that's the interesting thing. Even

if you're subscribed to my channel,

because YouTube has decided from based

off of what you watch, it decides that

you're not interested in Elden Ring, and

it's probably correct. And then it didn't

even show you any of my Elden Ring videos.

The way YouTube works is really strange.

You'd think if you're subbed to my

channel, you would see all my new videos

when I upload them, but the YouTube

algorithm decides what to show you based

off of what your watch history is. So if

you never watch video game stuff and I

make video game stuff, you'll never see it

unless you actively went onto my channel

and looked at my recent videos, which most

people don't manually go onto a channel

and then scroll through their newest

uploads. They just scroll on the home

feed, don't they? And then they watch what

pops up. Unless it

just popped into your mind and you're

thinking, wow, I really wonder what

Daniel's been uploading recently. Then you

go straight to the channel. But most

people are not like that. I only do it

with a few channels that I watch because

YouTube doesn't show me the new videos,

so I have to manually go and find them.

You see, the thing I noticed, um, is when

I made those videos dressed up as a woman,

I managed to get back a lot of my older

viewers. So many comments I had on those I

became a woman video— videos had comments

like, I haven't seen this guy in years and

this is the first video I came back to.

No, you didn't come back to it. YouTube

pulled you back to the channel because

that's what it thinks you're interested in

based on what you watched before. Very

interesting, I think,

how it works.

It's completely dependent on the title of

the video and the thumbnail.

So if I made a video about golf, I mean,

no one would see it. Like, 10 people would

see it, maybe. Not because everyone else

has decided not to click on it, because

they weren't even shown it in the first

place. Because YouTube just decides for

them what they think they want to watch.

The second channel, I— it has stopped

growing because I haven't uploaded to it

in months. It still makes like $60 a

month even though I haven't uploaded

anything to it.

No, I don't think I'm shadowbanned. It's

just I'm not making the stuff that people

used to love to watch because I'm not

married anymore and I don't have a

girlfriend to vlog with and there's no

drama. I reckon if I made all that stuff

again, all the people would come back. If

I made a video with Chihiro tomorrow

saying we're back together, whatever, I

bet it would get like 30k views. Most of

the people would come back to it. The

algorithm would bring them together again.

But because I can't do the stuff that I

used to do anymore, that's why the channel

died. I literally cannot do what I used to

do anymore. Can't go to Japan. I don't

have a girl to film with and do stuff

with. Don't have a wife.

Really need a girl, to be honest, to do

some wacky stuff with.

Kind of annoying when you're— the success

of your YouTube channel depends on having

a woman. The most emotionally

unstable and unpredictable thing in

the world is— I mean,

it's like placing all of your your eggs

into a woman in order to get you success.

They're the most unreliable things to—

it's like putting all your money investing

into a woman,

and then next year she's like, oh Daniel,

I don't feel connection, I think we should

break up. Then she's gone, your channel

dies, then you're screwed. Making air

fryer food in your kitchen.

I would have like 400 viewers if Mila was

here now making this pizza with me. Yeah,

I think I'm gonna make a pizza. I've got

tomato puree, I've got some bread.

Where's the puree? Got cheese,

got some sausage,

and what else we need?

Prostate Action? No thanks.

I would have to respectfully decline.

See if they've got a pizza recipe.

French toast sticks. They put sugar on

toast. Oh,

vanilla extract, ground cinnamon on toast.

French people are weird.

Muffin breakfast sandwich. That's nice.

French stuffed toast.

What is that? Looks like a pie or a cake.

I used to have a French girlfriend. Well,

technically she was of Thai ethnicity,

but she was adopted as a baby by a French

couple and then taken to France. So she

was born in Thailand, but she grew up and

was raised as a French person. So, you

know, she's French, but she doesn't look

French. She used to make me breakfast

in the first few weeks when we started

dating. She said she stopped because,

because I didn't seem like I enjoyed it.

Which is annoying because I did enjoy it.

It tastes really good. It's just I'm not

the kind of person who goes, oh wow, this

is so amazing and delicious.

I just eat it and I enjoy it and I don't

really say anything.

But she made me stuff like the French

toast with the— you put it in the egg and

then you fry it. It was okay. It's not

bad. I guess I met

this one girl. She started getting annoyed

because I kept saying everything was just

okay, and I never said anything was good

or amazing or wonderful. I just be like,

yes, it's okay. I didn't realize people

didn't like that.

I'm just not a very expressionally

positive person.

I just really hate saying things are good.

For some reason, the word good is very

difficult to use.

Am I reading comments? Yes, I am reading

everything.

How to make a toasted pizza

with your Cosori air fryer.

No, I'm not on the spectrum. I'm a

perfectly normal functioning person.

Everyone else is weird, not me.

Did I delete the Welcome to the NHK

review? Did I even make one? I forgot if I

made one. I think I did. I don't

remember.

Do do do do. I think it'd be really funny

if I went to Malaysia with no luggage.

For some reason, the idea of just

traveling without any luggage really

interests me. Just your phone and just

your wallet and maybe a charger. What else

do you need really? You need your phone,

need your money, but everything else that

goes into a bag, do you really need it?

You can buy socks and underwear in a shop.

Clothes, I wear the clothes I'm gonna

wear. I want to take like a little

Sainsbury's plastic bag, get on the plane

I look like I'm nuts. I really like

it when I go traveling, people are shocked

to see that I've just got a tiny bag and

it weighs nothing. For some reason that

makes me feel good. I think

I'll take— because I want to take my

GoPro, so I'm going to have to bring my

bag. I want to do some underwater GoPro

filming and

I need my chargers, so I need my power

bank. My power bank, my power brick,

and I need my phones.

I don't think I'll take my Switch because

I never play it anymore. I don't really

feel like playing games. There's no games

I want to play anyway. Could get Hitman

3 on Switch because I quite like Hitman,

but Hitman gets a bit boring. It's always

the same. You just got this level and then

you gotta find the targets and then you

got to think of a way to assassinate them,

but you can always just shoot them in the

head and then run away and then hide in a

closet, and then you can easily get away.

It's not a very challenging game.

You can just hide in the bathroom, and

then every time a guard comes in,

opens the door, you just shoot them in the

head. And the next one comes, you shoot

them. Next one comes, shoot them. It's

like a very— the AI is very

dumb. It's not very clever.

I like it because the, the levels are very

detailed. Full of life. It makes you feel

like you're actually there. And I like

listening to the conversations the NPCs

have. Some of the levels are pretty cool,

like the, the Japanese spa

place, you know, where you, you're dressed

in a kimono and it's like a hospital that

rich people go to. That level is quite

And the Chinese level was pretty cool. I

wish they had a level in Japan. Well,

they do, but that one's like this research

facility. It didn't, it didn't feel like

you're in Japan.

And they put such little effort into the

Japanese translations. They've got NPCs in

the in the Japan level, you walk up to

them and then they say ogenki desu ka, as

if they would say that. They would, they

would never say ogenki desu ka. They'd say

irasshaimase if you're in like a shop

place. It's like they just went onto

Google Translate and they typed in how are

you, and then the Japanese

translations on the wall signs are so bad.

We always make fun of the, the bad English

you see in Japan, but then our

translations are just as bad.

It makes you think there's not really a

very high standard for translating. It's

like people don't really care that much.

About how accurate it is, as long as it's

good enough.

There's probably who work— there's

probably people who work for companies in

Japan who do translating and their English

sucks, but that's what they do for their

I wish we could just buy grated cheese

instead of blocks of cheese.

Ah, I hate grating cheese. It makes a

massive mess, makes my fingers hurt.

Oh, look at the mess.

Tomato sauce looks thick. It's puree,

isn't it supposed to be thick? I'm making

a toasted pizza. We used to have these at

school, but they would get a burger bun

and then put the puree and the cheese on

it. It was like 50p. Kids would buy that

for like a breakfast snack.

The lunch menu when I used to go to school

was so bad. It was like turkey Twizzlers

and pizza. Burger and chips. That was it.

I wonder what school lunches are like

these days. I bet they've all got salads

and pastas.

Okay, now we need sausage.

Oh, I could have put the garlic butter on

it. I'm going to cut the sausage and put

Am I still making the game? No, I gave up

on that after— I think I gave up on it

when I was in Scotland before I made that

Pokémon video. Do you remember the Pokémon

video? That was the, the time when I

thought, wow, I really should make more of

these do not buy videos. They do so well.

Got 100,000 views on that Pokémon video

and I never even played it.

Oh, thanks, Hi Tam, for the membership.

Oh yeah, I could make sushi. I never

thought of that before.

Why have I never thought of making sushi?

Yeah, that's a good idea. I might get a

sushi kit. Need the bamboo rolling

thing.

Actually, we have sushi rice.

Look, I knew I saw sushi rice before.

My mom must have bought it. Haruka,

isn't that the name from Chihiro's— I

shouldn't say that, I nearly doxxed

Chihiro's family member. That's the name

of Chihiro's something.

Haruka-chan. She used to sing.

Rice, product of Italy, quality rice

for sushi.

But then I've got to get fish and I've got

to get the vinegar thing you need. The— is

it mirin? Mirin,

the vinegar thing you mix into it to make

it taste sushi-ish.

Yeah, you need these.

I still have the haggis.

Look, no one even tried the haggis. I

thought my sister might be interested.

Might try that next time.

Haggis.

What else do we have?

Coconut milk.

I'd have to get— where can I get raw tuna?

I could get that smoked salmon stuff.

I wouldn't trust eating raw fish from the

supermarkets here, it would just be kind

of sketchy.

Sausage. So for Malaysia, I think we're

going hiking, we're going trekking into

the Malayan Highlands.

So that could be fun, could do like a

Harold Boulder style when

he went to the Himalayas.

I don't know what to say though. Just,

hey guys, I'm on a mountain in Malaysia.

This is the view of the trees.

Why Malaysia sucks: it's too hot,

there's too many insects in this stupid

jungle, I can't find sandwich.

I'm not very good at doing travel vlogs.

Here is the food, here is the hotel room.

It just— it doesn't get clicks. Like the

do not buy Elden Ring, that's how you get

Maybe I just won't bother, just have a

break for 2 weeks, not post anything,

because I think it'll be pretty boring.

It would just be, oh, here's my hotel room

in Malaysia. Although I'm in the sea in

Malaysia, I'm in the mountains. Could do

a vlog in the sea showing the fish.

The Malaysian sea is really nice and

clear. Be fun to take my GoPro,

but then I'll be stuck holding the GoPro

in the sea the whole time.

Would I travel anywhere in the US?

Probably not. I think even if a girl

messaged me promising cereal,

I probably still wouldn't even go. It's

too much risk. I go all the way there and

then it's so expensive and so far away and

I'd feel so lost, and then she might not

even be real. It's just so risky.

Voilà,

finish my pizza.

Oil onto it. I want to get garlic spray

because I want garlic. Oh, I have garlic

powder.

I have oregano and basil.

Which one's better for pizza, oregano or

basil? I think

oregano is good,

and a pinch of garlic powder.

Garlic How do— it's

too much, it's going to come out.

There's no little holes to spray it.

I don't think garlic is a good idea.

Oh, oh,

I anticipated the jump scare to not get

jumped. Okay, so the

pizza setting would be I

don't know.

The bread setting— is the bread setting

for making bread or making toast? Surely

you don't make bread in an air fryer.

I miss when you whined for hours.

Yeah, I just don't have a lot to whine

about, to be honest.

Isn't it funny, my channel got

boring when I ran out of things to

complain about because

I just end up whining about women. And

that gets boring.

But it's not that I whined about women

because they're women. I whined about

people who were women and

annoying things they did, which had

nothing to do with them being women.

People say I treat women badly. I just

treated those individuals badly, not

because they were women, just because they

annoyed me.

Not fair. Like that stupid

Repzion guy accused me of treating women

badly. I treat everyone badly, idiot.

Not because— I don't treat people badly

because they are women.

Treat them badly because they piss me off.

So what temperature do we need for a

pizza? Why is there no— is there a pizza

option? I think there was. There's steak,

chicken, fish, prawn, bacon,

fries, chips. Is that a carrot?

A piece of bread. There's no— do people

not make pizza in an air fryer?

Um, Daniel is a Coach Red Pill fan. Yeah,

but the thing is, I'm not a fan of Coach

Red Pill because I believe or I agree

with all of his dating tips. Because he

says stuff like never date someone under

25. That's a load of bollocks. I'd date

anyone who's above age 25. You get— say,

Daniel, would you like a girlfriend who's

26? I'm not going to be like, uh, no,

Coach Red Pill said not to date her.

That's just dumb. I'd date someone who's

30, 31, 29, but probably not 40.

And then he says don't date a single

mother. I'd date a single mother if she

was hot. If she was like hot and we really

clicked but she had kids,

I wouldn't say no. I'd just say I don't

really want to be involved with your kids

unless they're very young, then I can

brainwash the kids into thinking they're

my kids. But if they're like teenage kids,

I think it's weird. I wouldn't really want

to interact with them. And then he says

never— what else did he say? Don't date a

girl who has tattoos. The best girlfriend

I ever had had tattoos. I don't like

tattoos, but if I like the girl, her

having tattoos wouldn't stop me from

wanting to date her.

I enjoy listening to the things he says

and his political things and his economic

things, but I lost

interest in the— I kind of lost interest

in him when he started to get really

popular in the manosphere, which is like

such a lame community. It's like a load of

men whining about women nonstop. Red pill

this and black pill that and incel. I hate

all that. I hate all that stuff so much.

So I lost interest in him around 2019,

and then I kind of forgot about his

existence. I checked his channel a few

times, noticed he deleted everything. I

only started Uh, watching him again

because he's in Ukraine and now he doesn't

talk about dating stuff. He talks about

politics and Russia and stuff, which I

find interesting. Oh,

thanks Jenkins for the membership.

I might put the videos I privated as

membership only. It's just, it takes such

a long time to do that. Because I've got

to individually set all the videos to

membership, and then it's— there's

hundreds of videos and there's no bulk set

to membership. But there's a bulk set to

private, which I did recently to a lot of

videos about— I made about dating, which I

don't really want people to see that stuff

because I just look like I'm a very toxic,

not nice person to to hang out with.

So I took those down. I took videos down

that makes me look bad.

Uh, anyway, how long should I put this?

Even the air fryer fell asleep.

180 at 15 minutes.

I forgot how to cook a pizza.

Yeah, people were saying Coach died.

People were all tweeting and getting

carried away saying stuff like, oh, Coach

got tortured and kidnapped, now he's in a

ditch. They're all coming to these

conclusions with no proof, and he's fine.

He just got arrested apparently. What's

funny is he's arrested supposedly by

the SBU, but he's still making videos and

tweets shitting on the Zelensky

regime and the Ukrainian government. It's

kind of funny. You think after he got

arrested— and he's been going on and on

about how people who are critical of

Zelensky and Ukraine, they get disappeared

and shot on the streets and stuff like

that. You think he might change his tune a

little bit after getting taken away, but

he hasn't changed at all.

You really love the fryer? Yeah, it's

pretty fun to get a new gadget because

if I got arrested by the SBU goons that

I keep telling everyone is notorious for

executing people and torturing them, I

would be shitting myself and I would just

stop saying anything bad about them.

But he's still tweeting how Zelensky and

them lot are scumbags.

Where is it? Grilled cheese, 5 minutes,

8 minutes cook time. And what about the

How the stock's doing? Everything's down

again. Literally everything is down now.

Even the commodities and fertilizers are

crashing. They don't

put the temperatures, they just put the

time. Um, maybe 10 minutes.

No, 8 minutes.

Yeah, whatever.

My opinion on the Ukraine-Russia

situation. Um, I've been watching this

guy, he's called Harry the Farmer. He's

this old man who makes videos

about his farm. And he's saying stuff like

price of fertilizer shot up like 5 times,

and I can't remember

what he said now. He said something about

eggs doubling in price. Either eggs are

going to have to double in price or

chicken farmers are going to be out of a

job because they won't be able to afford

So I don't know what's gonna happen if

the war keeps going on. Then all these

commodities seem like they're gonna keep

going up. I'm thinking of maybe

stockpiling food,

get some, get some stockpiles of wheat

maybe. What, what would you stockpile?

If it seems like the price of food is

going to go up. I was thinking of getting

lots of rice, but then I don't see how the

price of rice would be affected.

Don't know.

I feel a bit silly thinking of stockpiling

food. It's like stuff crazy people do,

thinking about an apocalypse coming.

But yeah, I feel like— Jesus Christ,

what's it doing?

Why is it beeping?

Maybe I should start making a farm and

then vlogging it. Preparing my farm for

the apocalypse. I've got carrots and

onions.

I'm sure it'll be fine. I'll be in

Malaysia sipping on my peanut

Salada. How's Malaysia going to get

affected by it? Don't they make their

own rice?

Your garden's big enough for a farm, but

the rabbits would eat everything. We've

got so many rabbits, and now we don't have

any cats. There's nothing to hunt the

and then we'd have to get pesticides and

fertilizer. Could use human

Check the fryer. Is that why it's beeping?

The cheese would just— it wouldn't even go

into the fryer, it would just go into like

the bottom of that tray.

Eat the rabbits. I heard that eating too

many rabbits is toxic because of

the meat. It's very high

in protein or something, I can't remember.

Apparently if you eat too much rabbit

meat, it's bad.

Use foil. Oh yeah, actually that is a good

idea because it's such a pain. Actually

might do that now because it's such a pain

to clean this when all the fat and stuff

drips into the bottom.

Where's the foil?

Oh, we have foil. Oh, that's all the foil

we have.

Why is that so satisfying?

Foil in the fryer.

It's not too bad when it's just bread,

but when I had to clean it out from

cooking the chicken, it was a nightmare.

Oh no, oh no, Joseph.

Good idea.

Vegan Gains said I'm a weirdo on his

livestream. Really? Vegan Gains knows who

I am? That's funny. This is so

funny when you find out people know. You

know that ADV guy, Lao Wai? Someone did

a Super Chat when he was streaming to give

me a shout out. He gave me a shout out.

Don't think he knows who I am.

I thought he copied me. Because he made a

Why I Hate My Chinese Wife video and

everyone thought his video was funny and

liked it. How come people hate me so much

when I do like a comedic Why I Hate My

Wife video? I made a Why I Hate My Wife

video and all I said was she keeps telling

me to wrap onions in cling film, and then

everyone in the comments was so serious

saying stuff like, how dare you, Daniel,

you should be grateful you have a wife,

no one else would take you, blah blah

blah. I say the most tame and mundane

things and then people took it so

seriously. I didn't actually hate my wife,

it was just video for

clickbait, clickbait content.

I never hated my wife,

but yeah, people just take everything I

say so seriously. It's like

they, they really cannot sense the

sarcasm,

but British people can sense it. It's just

seems like non-British people don't seem

to be able to hear it, hear the sarcasm

in my voice, the tone. No, I didn't hate

her. I don't know why you think that. I

thought she was a bit boring. What's that

sound? I'm scared.

Is that the fridge? Yes. I thought that

was the air fryer gonna explode. Whoa,

that fridge sounds like it's gonna

explode. Can you hear that?

It's creaking inside. I'm scared.

Can you hear the fridge?

What is that?

Being skinny makes you look tall. Yeah, I

guess so. It's like Keemstar is always

saying he's not short, he's just stocky,

and he's actually 5'10. Doesn't he say

he's 5'10? But everyone jokes he's 5'5

because he looks like a gnome.

I remember Mira's friend said we both look

like anime characters because we're both

skinny and look tall. That was funny. Me

and Mira were like anime characters. I was

like Shinji and she was like Asuka.

Asuka. She even had the

same hairstyle and kind of orangey hair.

And I, I'm like Shinji, quiet and

reserved. Imagine if Shinji did

livestreams, and he was like, oh, Misato

is such a bitch. Everyone has

a different side when they livestream.

I'm sure they do. It's just most people

don't livestream. But if they did and they

felt like, yeah, stuff I'm saying won't

have consequences, then they'll just speak

their true mind, and it'll be kind of

different to what they're actually like.

People say I'm monotone, but I'm not

really.

You can hear the stress I put on certain

words, which should give it away.

If I say, I can't believe my wife told

me to put cling film on the onions I hate

her. That should be pretty obvious that

I'm not being serious.

She's so annoying. I can't believe she

told me to wrap my pickle.

What a stupid woman. People think

I'm being serious when I speak like that.

She's so stupid, she won't

let me pickle her onion.

Is that a nice-looking pizza?

I think that's cooked.

Stupid foil.

I want to get a cleaver again. I really

enjoyed that cleaver I had in Air

fried sausage.

Watch my, my samurai skill.

Can you see? Are you watching?

Fucking pizza. That's what

you get.

Click my link in the description below,

get 20% off your Cosori air fryer. Now I

made a mess. It's all your fault,

Chihiro. You broke my heart.

They call him Lightning because he never

hits the same place twice. That's good.

Yeah, look, every strike was in a

different place.

Accuracy 2%.

Mm, it's actually really good.

Reminds me of school.

Would you like a beer?

I feel like cooking something else.

I can't cook the chicken wings because I

put it in the freezer and it'll take too

long to defrost. Maybe I can make a Beyond

Burger. Maybe this

is enough.

Beer and

pizza.

Yum yum.

You need to have beer with a sausage

pizza. I'd like to go outside, the weather

looks quite nice, sit on the patio, but I

don't have internet.

And it's just been so windy.

It's still kind of cold even though it's

nearly May. I feel cold.

I can't believe some people don't like

I used to be very snobbish about beer. I

used to think that, you know,

the low classes drank alcohol and beer and

I was too good. But then I went to Japan

and everyone was drinking beer all the

time, and you, you couldn't really not

drink beer. Everyone's hanging out, all

drinking beer. And then I realized, wow,

this actually tastes really good.

I missed out on so many things because of

snobbery.

When I was really into anime I refused to

watch anything English.

So when, you know, that TV show called

Lost, when everyone was really into that,

I refused to watch it and I only watched

anime because I was like, I'm not watching

English because I know Japanese.

American TV, lame. I'm watching Naruto.

I remember my sister, my dad were really

into Lost. They'd watch it every night.

I remember there was a really fat guy And

then there was like a very handsome

looking devious blonde guy with a beard

that everyone hated. And then there's

those, those Korean— were they Japanese

people? But they were actually Korean

actors and the guy couldn't speak English.

I don't know what happened.

My Japanese is getting worse.

I keep forgetting words. I used to know

the word for the rice spatula because

Chihiro would tell me to wash it all the

time. What's the word for that? You know,

the rice spatula, the white thing?

Shamushi, really? That doesn't

sound right. I don't remember

it being shamoji. I see a lot of Japanese

YouTubers making videos reacting to the

Japanese skills of Dogen and Anime Man. I

could do that. I could say, as a

speaker of Japanese for 5 years— I

should just make up a load of bollocks. I

could say, as someone who's passed level 1

JLPT I thought I would make a video

reacting to the Anime Man's Japanese.

Now, as someone who is a native speaker

who has a Japanese mum, the Anime Man's

Japanese is not quite up to my standards,

although very impressive sounding. I can

hear several foreigner

inflections in his intonation. People just

believe— since it seems like people just

believe anything I say because I sound

monotone I could get away with saying

anything.

I'm not impressed with Joey's Japanese.

It obviously sounds like the Japanese of

someone who learned it from watching too

much anime. I could say he watched

too much manga. Because that seems to

trigger a lot of people when you don't

pronounce it as manga. I hate it when

people keep going on about how manga is

supposed to be pronounced manga. When

you're speaking Japanese, yeah, you

pronounce it manga, but when you speak in

English, you pronounce it manga because

that's how it's spelled. So when you don't

pronounce karaoke as karaoke when you're

speaking in English,

why are people so picky about nitpicky

about certain words.

Go against Japanese is good. But there's

something about it that just feels kind of

wooden,

like he's trying too hard.

It's like he tries so hard to sound— he

puts all of those words into

sentences that aren't really that

necessary.

That Japanese people use a lot to, to like

make a filler sound. You know, when we

keep saying like in English, that kind of

thing.

I really hate so many old English people.

They keep stuttering.

Politicians do it a lot. They go, I, I,

I, I, I, I think. I think they do it

because they're trying to think of what to

say. They don't want to be interrupted,

so they just fill in the blank air by

stuttering. There's that guy— there's

a podcast called the Durán that Gonzalo

Lira is on sometimes. There's a guy called

Alexander. He stutters so much, so

annoying. He's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I think that.

Can't you just think of what you're gonna

say first and just say it? Never

understood that when they kept going, I,

I, I, I. And it's like only British people

do that. Never heard American people do

Pizza in

the lunchtime.

I keep getting emails from, from Beetham

Tower telling me to pay my electric bill.

I don't even live there. Stop telling me

to pay my fucking electric bill. Piss off.

Pretty sure I paid it before I left.

Suck my nut, Beetham Tower. Don't owe you

I wouldn't recommend living in Beetham

Tower, way too awkward.

I hated it when you get into the elevator.

And then someone else is in there, and

then you're standing there silently,

awkwardly silent.

Did not like it.

Oh,

I'm still hungry.

I had that stupid neighbor kept playing

music and he had this bass, powerful bass

system. I could hear it through the walls.

I heard some famous footballer, is it Gary

Neville or something, has a £2.7 million

apartment in Beetham Tower that he's

trying to be— he's trying to sell it for

years now and he can't find anyone to sell

it. And I think he

bought it for like £4 million. And he

keeps trying to lower the price, but no

one wants it.

Wow, look at the mess I made on the

surface. Imagine if my mum was here,

she'd be screaming.

I think my favorite apartment was the

Scottish one. That was so nice when I got

there. The journey to Scotland was just

hell. First, the bus got

delayed by about 2 hours— over an

hour it got delayed because there was an

accident on one of the motorways. So I had

to sit around in the bus station for over

an hour waiting, and then the bus ride

took about 6 hours,

I think. I went on Megabus. You see how

Mila has influenced me and now I'm taking

cheap economy buses to places? I would

never have done that before. I would have

taken the train. Me and Mila took the

Flixbus from Frankfurt

to Rotterdam. It took 8 hours, but it was

only about £20. I said, let's just take

the train, it'll be faster. Oh, let's just

get a plane. And she was like, no. So we

got on the bus in Frankfurt and there was

this French driver and he was such a bad

driver. He kept going round in circles.

And then when he was going around corners,

he kept hitting the signpost with the side

of the bus. And then people were shouting

at him on the bus. And then when we

finally got to Rotterdam, one of the

passengers nearly punched him in the face.

It was so funny. I wish I filmed it.

This passenger was like squaring up, and

then the French bus driver took his watch

off and then put his fists up, and like he

was about to get ready to box. And then

they, they didn't actually fight, and then

they started laughing.

It was such a crazy bus ride.

I wish I filmed it. I filmed about 10

seconds of inside the bus, but I didn't

get the bits where it was interesting.

Good memories. You see, when you actually

go out into the world and do stuff, as

long as you don't die, you get a nice

funny story to tell.

I've got a lot of nice funny stories out

of the whole Mita experience.

That's why even if you think something's

gonna suck, you might as well just do it.

The worst thing that could happen is you

die. That's why I decided to go to

Malaysia. There's a lot of risks, like me

and my mum might fight, I might not like

it, it might be boring, but might

get some funny stories out of it.

Not sure if I'm gonna make more food.

I might just eat a sausage.

It's like the, the whole Scottish thing

was kind of annoying and I wasted a lot of

money in Scotland, but I've got a funny

story. The whole Alan thing and his

naughty girlfriend sending me nudes.

She's such a liar. She was sending me pics

in kind of sexy lingerie with her thumb

kind of putting down the panties in a

suggestive way. And then she tells me,

but Daniel, we never really flirted. Why

would you think I'm interested in you?

Uh, because you sent me pictures in your

nightwear showing me different panties.

Why would I not think you're interested?

Women are so annoying sometimes. I only

sent you my nudes. Why would you think I'm

interested? You're so dumb.

I only held your hand and Got into your

bed. Why would you think I wanted to date

you? So dumb, Daniel.

Are they really that stupid?

They lead men on and then they're all

surprised when the man tells them they

like them. They're like, oh, I don't want

to date you. Why would you think that?

Now, Scottish girl wasn't even that pretty

in real life. In her pictures, she was

quite pretty, but in real life, she had

like, um, kind of MILF qualities.

I can't believe I wasted hours and hours

talking to her on the phone all those

weeks.

I was really happy because it seems like

around the time that the Muslim girl— that

I had to like end things with her because

she didn't want to have sex anymore— then

the Scottish girl kind of appeared out of

nowhere and started phoning me a lot. And

then we started talking about meeting in

Scotland, doing stuff together. She never

said anything about this bloody Alan guy.

She told me she met a viewer from my

channel. They went on a few dates and I

thought, okay, I'm gonna guess it's not

really anything serious.

Maybe she's just like a bit of a slut. So

I thought maybe she'd sleep with me too,

but I think They're dating, like boyfriend

and girlfriend. Very weird.

How would you feel if you're dating a girl

and she was sending me suggestive stuff

and phoning me for hours on the phone? I

wouldn't want a girlfriend like that.

She looks a bit like the Essex girl in her

pictures, but Essex girl looked way better

in real life. The Essex girl doesn't

talk to me anymore. I see her online,

says she was online 7 hours ago, and she

left my message on read, so she doesn't

want to talk to me anymore. It's kind of

annoying because she said we could talk

over Christmas and then she never did.

Now she's ghosting me again. She's so

rude. I've been very nice to her,

don't you think? Never said anything bad,

never doxxed her face,

and in return I just get ghosted by her.

She makes me think that we gonna meet and

she's still interested in me, and then she

comes up with some excuse like, oh,

because you slept with Pia, it put me off.

Didn't put you off before, did it? I slept