final days left here....goodbye...

Testing.

Hello.

Okay, I think it's working.

I got a new camera and I got a new

microphone and I got a new MacBook to

do live streaming. Hope you like it.

Oh, thanks, Ava. Glad you are streaming.

The Dreams help me feel better on bad

days. Today, that's nice.

Look, I got my own custom little dancing

guy that I made myself.

I actually just took it from my game

because the game uses kind of GIF,

GIF images, so I just copy and pasted it.

Is it the new M1 MacBook? It's the old M1

MacBook from 2020, not 2021.

Wait until I show you my webcam, it's so

cool. Yeah, I got a bunch of new stuff

to do streaming with. Just because I was

bored and I thought it would be fun. But I

don't really feel like it's gonna help my

streams. You know, a lot of people say you

need to upgrade your gear, blah blah blah.

Um, I don't really

feel like it's gonna make a difference.

I don't think it's going to really make a

difference in terms of views and viewing,

viewing time, but maybe

it'd be fun for us to mess around with.

Look, I can make it rain.

Okay, what do you think of the sound?

I want to show you what my new camera can

do. I'm trying to stay still so it doesn't

give away the game.

Let me see what it sounds like myself.

I want to show you what my new camera can

do. I'm trying to stay still so it doesn't

give away the game. Oh wow, look, it looks

and sounds good, but why are there black

bars at the bottom and top? It's like

it's too widescreen and then the,

the bottom and the top gets cropped out.

It's not really a new mic. I bought this

mic ages ago. It's just I never really

used it. Remember last

summer I tried doing a stream where I had

different cameras and I was sitting at the

table and I just couldn't find out how to

set it up to make it look good. And then I

kind of got fed up and I went back to my

phone. For streaming. Why didn't I just do

it like this at the table?

Okay, let me show you what my camera does.

See if it works on stream.

It's moving! Is it moving?

Press 1 if it's moving. Okay, let me show

you what my camera does. See if it works

on stream. It's moving!

It is moving. Is it moving?

Watch this, watch.

It follows me.

Oh wow, it works really good.

That's so

funny.

I got an AI-powered tracking

webcam.

And it's, it's a wide angle as well, and

it doesn't make you go fisheye. You see my

old camera? This is my old

webcam. It made everything go like a

fishbowl, and it's really bad in low

light. Look how bad it looks. It just

looks really grainy even with the

brightness boosted. So I put it up there

on the mirror, which is quite an

interesting place. This one doesn't track

you, obviously. And then we've got this

one, camera number 1.

And then we've got camera number 3. It's

just a crappy MacBook webcam. This one's

the worst. Camera number 1.

We'll all be dizzy. Well, I'll try and

stay still,

otherwise I guess you would get a bit

seasick if I started— oh

no, why is it not moving?

Oh, I broke it.

It's not moving now. I think you have to

do this with your hand.

Stupid thing doesn't work now.

Wait.

Oh, there we go. For some reason it locked

itself.

Can you unban Rudy? No, because he kept

saying annoying things. First he was

saying, I don't understand why Daniel

doesn't go to Thailand. Why does he keep

going to Japan? He could live like a king

and then he wouldn't have to live in

slums. And a load of rubbish.

Why would I want to go to Thailand? And

since when have I ever lived in a slum in

Japan? I've always lived in nice

neighborhoods in Japan. I never ever lived

in a slum. And why would I have to go to

Thailand? As if he's implying that I can't

afford to live in Japan, as if Japan's

expensive. Japan's not expensive at all.

Don't even get me started with the whole,

oh, Japan's expensive thing. It's a load

of BS. Irritating.

I'm not interested in

Thailand. Stop saying stuff like, I don't

understand why Daniel doesn't want to go

to Thailand, because I'm not interested.

I don't like Thailand. That's the reason.

Keep going on and on. I don't understand

why Daniel doesn't do this and why doesn't

Daniel do that, because I don't want to.

It's as simple as that.

So irritating.

I'm not interested in Thai women. I'm not

interested in Thai culture. I'm not

interested in anything that's Thai.

Yeah, maybe it's cheap. Who cares? It's

not like I can't afford to live in Japan.

Or Korea. I'm not— why do people think I'm

like financially broke to the point where

I have to resort to going to countries

like Thailand? Do you know I've been

living in Manchester for like half a year

now, and Manchester is at least 4 times

more expensive than any city in Japan?

If I can afford to live in Manchester,

then why do you think I have to go to

Thailand to afford— why do people think

I'm poor? That's what pisses me off.

It's cheap for a reason because it sucks.

I mean, living in Manchester, do you know

how expensive it is to live in Manchester

in the city center? Manch— cost of living

in Manchester is probably like 10x of

Thailand. And then people think I have to

go to Thailand because it's cheap so I can

live like a king. How am I not living like

a king now?

There's, there's no amount of extra money

I could have that would help me to

live better. I'm already living how I want

to, where I want to, and got all the stuff

I want to buy. Don't insult

me telling me I have to go to Thailand.

Don't want to go to bloody Thailand. Why

do people keep telling me to go to

I never felt attracted to any Thai girls.

When I was living in Japan in 2012, there

were like 8 Thai girls in the guest house

and none of them were attractive apart

from one who was maybe a little bit, but

all of them were just not attractive.

And then he was like, oh, they look the

same as Japan. No, they don't. Thai girls

and Japanese girls look nothing like each

other. They're completely different. I've

I don't know if this guy is just stupid or

he's trolling. So I'm sick and tired of

him. I don't want him on my Discord

because everything he says just pisses me

off so much. Then the other thing he said

was like, I just don't understand why

Daniel doesn't just start an escort

agency. Oh my God.

Yeah, as if I'm gonna start a prostitution

agency. It's like

dumb idea after dumb idea coming out of

him.

Yeah, why don't I just start a cartel?

Why don't I just start a tobacco company?

Why don't I just start dealing drugs?

God, why do people say such stupid things?

Yeah, as if I'm gonna start an escort

agency and start recruiting any girls who

wants to work. Message me so you can join

my agency. Get you hooked up with

my clients.

Oh, why some people are so annoying! I

have to ban them. I get annoyed by people

very easily, if you haven't noticed.

But when people start suggesting that I do

really stupid things, it annoys me. Like

some other idiot in my DMs was like.

Daniel, have you ever thought of going to

Thailand and then getting surgery so you

can become a woman? Are you serious?

Why the hell would I do that?

Oh, what a great idea! I'm gonna book my

ticket now and go and get surgery so I can

be a woman. I never thought of that!

Thanks so much for the suggestion. These

people are just so— And don't even

bother coming at me with these stupid

I can't stand it when people keep

suggesting that I do these ridiculous

things.

Who are your favorite and least favorite

members of your Discord?

The favorite ones are just the ones who

don't annoy me. The most

annoying was probably that Rudimentary guy

that I finally banned. He was always

saying dumb stuff all the time. Like when

I was talking about my Chris Broad video,

he just kept going on and on about, oh,

how he hates Chris Broad or whatever.

If you're like joking about it, then it's

fine, but if you're seriously suggesting I

become a pimp— My

God, what is wrong with you?

He was always talking about Thailand. He

was weird. Thailand this and Thailand

that. I do not like Thailand. I've got—

I've never had any interest in Thailand.

It's like the degenerate magnet

of the Southeast in Asia.

So where all the weirdo degenerate people

go to party. You know why Japan is

so great? Because it kind of repels the

kind of people who like Thailand. You

know, like the shirtless guy with the tats

and doing the you know what and who likes

to party. Japan kind of repels those kinds

of people, and those kind of people

usually aggregate in places like Thailand.

Or Ibiza, Ibiza,

whatever that place English partiers like

to go to. Japan is great because it

doesn't attract those kind of people.

It's like Japan is the adult table,

sophisticated and clean and civilized,

and Thailand's like the kiddies' table

where they're all throwing food at each

other.

Oh, just— it's not that I hate Thailand.

I don't really know because I've never

been there, but it doesn't appeal to me at

all. The language sounds weird. The food

apparently gives you diarrhea. Can't think

of any Thai food that sounds appealing.

All I ever hear is, oh, I had typhoid, I

got massive diarrhea.

I don't want to go to Thailand. I don't

want to go to Philippines. I don't want to

go to Indonesia. I don't want to go to any

of those countries in that area, like

Cambodia.

I don't want to go to any countries

surrounding China. I don't want to go to

any country in Eastern Europe just

doesn't look appealing to me. I'd rather

just stay in England.

Plus it's hot. Yeah, Thailand's like

really hot and humid all the time.

Don't ever tell me to go to Thailand. If I

want to go out of curiosity, I'll go. And

even if I wanted to go, I can't live in

Thailand. The maximum you can stay in

Thailand is 45 days as a tourist. So even

if I went and I loved it, I'm not going to

be staying there long term because I'm not

going to get a job. So how am I going to

get a visa?

Eventually I would like to go to Thailand

to see if I like it or not.

Maybe you should be more open-minded.

Well, I try to be, but people— it's like

people keep questioning why I like the

stuff I like. I like Japan, I like Korea,

and people are going, you know, there's

other countries apart from Japan and

Korea. Why do you only like Japan and

Korea? Why don't you go here? Or why don't

you go there? Just reminds me of that

stupid Japanese girl homestay student I

had at my house. She was like,

you know, there's other countries. Why

don't— why are you so obsessed with going

to Japan? Because I like

Japan, duh.

But then suggesting I should go to

Thailand because you're implying that I

can't afford to live in Japan just really

annoys me. Why do people think Japan is

expensive? Japan is not expensive. I can't

stand it when people say, oh, isn't Japan

really expensive? No, it's not. Why do

people think Japan's expensive? Where did

this stereotype come from?

England is way more expensive than Japan.

The rent, the food, public transport

is like 5x of Japan.

If I get on a train to London, it takes an

hour and a half, costs £20. A train in

Japan that takes an hour would only cost

Like £5.

Tokyo's not expensive either, unless

you're like in the middle super central

bit right next door to the Emperor, then

yeah, of course it's expensive.

But everywhere outside of Japan, outside

of that central Tokyo bit, it's not

expensive at all. The rent me and Chihiro

were paying was like ¥60,000 a month,

which is $500 or $600 a month,

to get a place which is roughly the same

as my place. The amount I'm paying for

this place in yen is like ¥160,000.

It's at least triple— the place I'm

staying in now is at least triple of what

we were paying in the place we lived in.

So how the hell are people telling me that

Japan is expensive?

The only thing that's expensive in Japan

is probably certain fruit like pineapple

or Mango, you know,

exotic kind of fruits.

Everything else is really cheap in Japan.

Why are you so fussed tonight? I'm just

really annoyed when people keep implying

that Japan's expensive when they've never

even been.

How would they know if it's expensive?

But I hear it all the time here on other

people's streams and videos, people

thinking Japan's expensive.

Oh well.

That's the problem when you're

constantly interacting with people. You

constantly have to tell them why they're

wrong, and you constantly have to defend

and explain why you like certain things

instead of other things. It's not

that big of a mystery. I just like Japan

because I like it for personal reasons.

Yeah, Japan extended the travel ban again

until end of February, and then they're

just going to extend it again and again

and again. They're never going to stop

extending it. There's just going to be

another thing like, oh, cases went up by

5, cases went up by 0.03%,

oh, lock the country down again. New

variant came out, the Sigma

variant or whatever, shut the country down

again. They're never going to reopen if

they shut down every time there's a new

variant. There's going to be more

variants. That's what viruses do, they

mutate and they evolve.

It's just kind of— I mean, it's typical,

isn't it? The number one country I love

and want to go to is the number one

country with the strictest border controls

since this whole thing started. Most other

countries have opened up for tourism.

Why do I have the worst luck?

Why couldn't some other country be so

strict? Why is Japan like the only country

that's being so ridiculously strict?

They're not even letting people who have

visas back in, I heard, in some cases.

Like, there's spouses of Japanese

nationals who can't get back into the

country, and they've been separated from

their spouse for nearly 2 years now.

PewDiePie can't get in either. Yeah, even

being a multi-millionaire famous YouTuber

can't get in. Just know PewDiePie

is gagging to get on the Trash Taste

podcast and hang out with all his new J

friends. Next thing you know, bloody Chris

Broad and PewDiePie are going to be making

collab together. That should be me.

I was Chris Broad's school friend.

Now bloody PewDiePie's taking my place.

All because stupid Joey Anime Man doesn't

like me.

Yeah, well, screw you, Joey. I don't like

you either. Don't need your stupid Trash

Taste podcast. I make my own podcast all

by myself. Look, got multi-camera angles

unlike Trash Taste. Got multi-angles,

don't need a cameraman, got my AI.

This webcam's funny.

The problem is when you turn around, I

think it loses tracking.

Oh no, it doesn't.

Is it following me?

Interesting. Stupid idiot

banging upstairs.

Why do I always have neighbours who bang

the walls? My neighbour that side keeps

banging his side of the wall, and then

neighbours upstairs keep banging

something.

And then today I had to leave the

apartment for an hour because they were

doing viewings. They put my apartment up

for, up for rent already. So they're

looking for new tenants already, and then

someone booked a viewing, and I had bags

and bags of rubbish. I've got like 8 bags

of rubbish, cardboard and stuff, and I

couldn't get rid of it because they locked

the door to the garbage chute. I don't

know if they've unlocked it yet, but I had

to leave quickly and I had to just put the

rubbish somewhere, put it in the toilet.

But then I've just got piles of rubbish in

there. It makes me look like I'm a

disgusting person living with piles of

rubbish. I couldn't get rid of it.

They locked the door. I don't know why.

I didn't think they would start doing

viewings whilst I'm still living here. I

thought they'd wait until I leave at

I wonder what would happen if I was just

here. They didn't say I had to leave.

Obviously I'm not going to stay, but it

would be funny if I was just sitting at

the table, they enter, and I'm like, oh

hi, don't mind me.

And they didn't say I had to clean up,

but I did tidy up. I had a bit of a wipe

around. It must be weird viewing some

apartment when someone's already living

there and it's got all their stuff in it.

I think I left my dildo out on the bed.

People better not be linking the backup

server or else I'll

track you down. I'll find out who's on it,

put you on a list.

What if you're filming for OnlyFans?

Well, they won't come unannounced. They

messaged me the day before.

But I've got only a week left here, then

I'm leaving. This might be the last stream

here. Might have time for one more stream

before I finally leave. Finally leave.

I've also got an idea. You know I can now

stream on this laptop? It makes me

think, um, I could just whip

out my laptop if I'm on public transport

or in a cafe or shop or anything where I'm

sitting down and where it's normal to take

out a laptop, and I can secretly start

streaming and just minimize Streamlabs.

People won't know that I'm streaming.

I don't like streaming or filming outside

because you have to like hold out your

camera and it's pretty obvious you're

filming. But if I'm just sitting here

pretending to work while secretly

streaming, I could do a stream on the bus.

I booked my ticket on the bus. I got first

class. I might book the seat

next to me as well so I don't have to sit

next to anyone, but Maybe no one's

gonna buy that seat anyway.

Blockfield is posting the backup server

link. He is against you. Take away his

moderator. Better not be posting

the backup server. It's not a backup

server, it's like the outcast server.

People who I banned for being too

annoying.

There's a backup server because I deleted

my own server so many times because

of Mira, and then because I got annoyed,

and then people decided to make their own

Hiding in My Room secondary server to hang

out on in case I nuke the official one

again.

Yeah, I could use— I could just whip out

my laptop, start streaming, connect the

internet to my iPhone, use the Wi-Fi— I

mean, the data as a hotspot— and then I

could just wear a mask. I have to wear a

mask anyway on public transport now, and

then I could just like whisper. Guys,

I'm on the bus now. We've got

5 hours to go. I don't know if I'd do

that because I wouldn't feel very

comfortable talking, and then I don't know

what to talk about. It's like a

7-hour-long bus journey. It'll be a bit

boring after a while,

and I don't know how long the MacBook

battery lasts unplugged when I'm

streaming. I probably just want

to fall asleep. 7 hours is pretty long. I

think it's 6 hours to Glasgow and then

I've got to transfer. I didn't know I had

to transfer. I thought it was a direct bus

trip, but it's not. I got to get out the

bus and then I think I'll get on another

bus to Edinburgh.

And it cost, it cost £14, but because

I booked an upper deck seat,

it costs an extra £4. So I ended up

spending £18. If I took the train,

I think it would be like £80.

So I'm saving quite a lot of money, and

the train is 4 hours, so it's not like the

train is that much faster. The train's

only a couple hours faster. 4 hours or 7

hours? I'm not really desperate to save 3

hours. I'll just end up sitting in a room

anyway when I get there. If I arrive 3

hours earlier, I just book, check myself

in, and then sit on the sofa.

The noise would be hard to hear over.

Yeah, the sound of the engine would be a

Donations not working.

What?

You sure?

Let me check.

Oh no, I lost tracking.

Why does it lose tracking?

It looks like it's working to me. I've got

the Super Chat enabled.

Ken Tent is the leader of Backup Server 1

and Blogfield leads Backup Server 2. Why

are they mods for you?

Yeah, well, if people want to make backup

servers, I can't really stop them, can I?

Can't control the people.

What can I do?

Yeah, I released version 1.1 of

the game on my Patreon.

It's had a lot of changes to it since the

first version. And right now I'm working

on a

menu system so you can access the computer

and then it brings up like a menu and then

you can— it's got buttons you can press.

I'm very happy with that. I thought it'd

be really difficult to make like a menu

with buttons that you click on, but the

code for that was quite simple.

Show the game? I might show it later.

A bit disappointed that not many people

seem interested in it. I thought more

people would be interested in a game that

I'm making. When I did that community

poll. Maybe because the game's not

finished and it's only just at the

beginning, people don't want to start

paying money for it yet.

I was quite happy today because I found

out how to, how to make— I made a little

square And I put buttons on top of the

square, and then when you hover the mouse

over it, the little buttons change to

green.

So my plan is have different

buttons like a shopping button, mail

button, and then

you can buy stuff like ammunition,

weapons, stuff like that. And then there's

a mail button, you get emails. I could

make a whole operating system in the game

and different websites. I could even make

my YouTube channel. That would be funny.

When's your game gonna be on iOS? I don't

know, because the control system is very

complicated now. At first it was gonna

be a very simple game where you just jump

and shoot. There's just gonna be 4

buttons: left, right, jump, and shoot.

But now it's just become so complicated.

Now there's mouse aiming, so you move the

mouse around and it aims the weapon

around. I don't know how you do that on

touchscreen. And then there's an interact

button, a stop interacting button,

secondary weapon, slow motion button.

There's like 6 different buttons that do

different things now.

So I'm not sure how that would translate

into touch controls. Be very complex, or

I'd have to completely change the controls

so it works.

I'll make a video trailer later

when the game is more finished and it

looks better. I'll make a short kind of

promotional video for it that I could

attach to the beginning of videos.

Hopefully that will get more people

interested. I have to do like a voiceover.

Sales pitch.

Something like, this video was— this video

is sponsored by the Hiding in My Room

adventure game. Play as Daniel as he goes

on his epic quest to defeat his haters and

find a girlfriend whilst avoiding getting

a job. Enjoy platforming,

action, shooting, RPG elements

in this open-world survival game.

Who are the enemies? I haven't really

designed the enemies yet, they're just

kind of copy-pastes of me.

I don't really have an idea for the enemy

character model yet.

And I've got a girl in it. You can hold

her hand. There's a girl, and then if you

go up to her, she kisses you and she fills

your hearts back up. And then you hold E,

you can hold her hand. You could lead her—

you can lead her around the level and you

can bring her back to the bedroom. Did I

show it last stream? I don't think I had

finished all that last stream.

I'm not sure. Time's going so quickly now.

And you can bring her back to the bedroom

and then she'll like say something.

There's little, little sound effects that

plays. But I think I'm gonna change that

because I think I'm gonna have it so You

start off in the bedroom, you get an

email, and it's from like your Japanese

girlfriend, and then she's saying that

she wants to meet you, come to Japan, and

then you got to buy a ticket to fly there.

Why is it not tracking again? I think it's

my hand. Yeah, it is. It's when I hold my

hand up. I'm gonna turn off the hand

gestures. How do I do

that?

I don't know, the options won't

So I'm thinking the first level is you got

to try and save up money to buy a ticket

to Japan whilst defeating enemies, and

then you finally buy the ticket, and then

the next level would be in Japan meeting

the girlfriend, but then she catfishes

you or something. Maybe it's actually a

guy, and then it's like a fat weird guy.

Who ambushes you?

Am I learning to code? Well, yeah.

First I copy and paste it, and then I

analyze it. So I understand what it's

doing, and then I just reuse it for

different things. If I keep reusing and

reusing it, I start to finally understand

how it works, and then I don't need to

copy and paste it anymore.

I can do a lot of stuff now coding without

having to look it up. I just remembered

it. It's amazing. At first you have

to copy and paste Because how else are you

going to know how to do stuff? And then

after a while, you just remember. You

don't— you can just type it out from

Oh crap, did I change the microphone?

What happened to the audio? Oh,

I've got 2 audio inputs enabled.

How does it sound now?

Wait, it's cuz I switched scene and the

scene with the rain had like

the, the audio settings weren't set up

Testing. Why does it have testing?

Testing. How does

it sound now?

What did it sound like?

Wait, am I

learning to code? Well, yeah.

Testing. What is it?

Girlfriend. You know when I, I skip

around in my own streams, 90% of the time

it's just me either saying something about

sex or girlfriends. It's quite funny if

you skip around my streams and you get

onto a random part where I'm mid-sentence.

I think the audio sounds different on this

scene.

No, it should sound the same.

Why does it sound different? Why does it

sound different?

I think I'll just leave it on this one.

We don't need rain.

Okay, what if I change it to this?

How does it sound now?

Same or better?

Was it supposed to be a weather sound

effect? No, the sound should

be the same. I don't know why it changes.

People were saying that the weather's

really bad up north, but it's not been

cold at all. I didn't even have to buy a

coat. I've been wearing this outside and I

don't feel cold.

It was a little bit cold for maybe a week

where it got down to about 0 degrees,

but Japan was way colder. I had to buy a

big thick proper coat when I was in Japan,

and Korea was even colder,

so I don't really see how Scotland would

be much colder. I don't really care cuz I

like the cold.

See, I told you it

doesn't matter if I upgrade my gear,

people still don't care. Just dropped

like 60 viewers. I, I can't stand when

people keep saying, oh, cuz you didn't

upgrade your gear Or your editing,

as if buying a new camera is going to

suddenly magically make everyone

interested again.

Everyone thinks they're so clever and they

know everything, and they're talking a

load of nonsense. Do you think the

YouTube algorithm cares about your camera

quality? People say they care about the

quality, they really don't.

The new camera cost £180.

Now, some people say your video quality

and your production quality hasn't changed

since 4 years.

As if I got a fancy new camera, it's gonna

make any difference. If people get bored,

they get bored, and a fancy new camera is

not gonna make them unbored. People who

love a certain channel and they'll say,

oh, I love Chris Brawl because his video

editing and camera is so great, they're

not gonna stop watching Chris if he just

switches back to his phone for filming.

Are they? If Chris was like, I can't be

bothered with all this editing, I'm just

gonna film on my GoPro, people would still

watch him.

Look at Harold Boulder. He films

everything on like a Sony action cam with

minimal editing apart from transitioning,

and he gets more views than Chris does.

Look at his recent videos in the

Himalayas. He gets like a million views,

and it's all just like selfie mode

vlogging. None of this fancy stuff that

Chris does. All the editing stuff and

video production quality, well, that's a

load of bollocks. Doesn't matter at all.

Yeah, sure, viewers appreciate it, but

that doesn't make them stick around.

If the content's boring,

I wish people stop trying to give me

advice that doesn't make any sense. If I

had such a great idea and such great

concepts for channel content, I wouldn't

need better gear. The content

would carry it, which is why I had so many

views before, even when I just filmed

everything on my phone. It was because at

least back then it was kind of interesting

seeing what I was up to in life and

getting married and getting a wife and all

Chris is drinking too much. His new bar

is going to become his alcohol den.

Yeah, it's supposed to be a ramen bar

before he turned into like a Booze

bar.

So do you like this kind of streaming

setup, or did you prefer it when I

streamed on my phone?

Because people keep saying different

things. Some people say they prefer this,

and some people say they prefer when I

stream my phone.

I'm not sure what to have for dinner

today. I got ramen, I got Maggi mee

noodles, and I got pork belly, and I got

Chinese stir-fry vegetables.

I like the movement of the phone,

but then you can't really see me.

I really think it doesn't make any

difference. I could go back to streaming

on my phone and I'd still just have the

same number of viewers and

it wouldn't make any difference.

Should I refund the camera? Should I

refund the MacBook? Uh, refund everything.

Wasted my money.

Could have spent the money on a nice

hotel.

Refund the MacBook. No, I like my MacBook.

It doesn't do anything my other laptop

can't do, but it's fancy.

Content's greater than format. Yeah,

well, I can't get any content because no

one wants to bloody meet up and let me

That's— the stupid Ukrainian girl said we

could meet up on the 7th to, um,

do weed,

and then she just didn't reply again

after. That was like 4 days ago.

How do you not reply after 4 days? Fed up

with her. She says, oh, I'm free on this

day, we could meet up. And then the day

comes and I say, so are we meeting? And

then I don't get any reply for weeks. And

then she replies, oh sorry, I didn't see

the message. How many bloody people are

messaging you to the point where my

messages get buried? Do you have like

hundreds of people messaging you and then

my messages get buried all at the bottom

and you just completely forget? Oh, don't

message me anymore if you're just gonna do

that. Pisses me off.

So annoying. People say we can meet and

then the day comes and she's messing me

I can't stand flaky girls. They say one

thing, they don't do it. They don't stick

to what they say, and they keep changing

their stupid minds.

Oh, it drives me crazy. How am I supposed

to schedule and make plans when we say

we're gonna meet on one day, the day

comes, and then they just completely

forget about you and don't reply to you

Don't know why I bother. I always stick to

plans. I never cancel. I always arrive on

time. I'm always punctual.

But people can't do the same for me.

Pay people to be in your videos, but then

I won't make any money. I don't make much

money per video.

If I had to pay them half of it, then it's

not worth it.

Oh, thanks, Arise. Of course, the quality

of the video isn't a main factor of why a

video gets Viewers, but tea is helpful.

Yeah, I know, it's just people keep

saying— because some

people keep saying the reason why my

channel sucks is because I only film my

phone and there's no editing and I don't

do this, don't do that. Because I know it

doesn't matter. If I had a killer idea,

I could just make it all on my phone and

it would do well if it was actually a good

I don't know how to make exciting content

anymore because I don't really know what

made it exciting in the first place. You

have to tell me.

Well, people were like, oh, I missed the

petrol station days, but what's so

interesting about me working at a petrol

station? That's boring to me. It's just

me getting a job doing a night shift, but

people like, oh, petrol station, my

favorite arc. How?

I mean, I can't go and get married again,

can I? I don't want to get married again.

I can't even get a date on Tinder. How am

I even gonna get a girlfriend? And then

the girlfriend has to be okay with me

filming everything. Um, people just are

not okay with it because

then they think I only want to be with

them so I could make videos about it.

Why can't I want to be with them and want

to make videos about it? Why does it have

to be one or the other?

Did I see Alizie's video? Is it a new

video? Or is it an old one?

She's reading Bill Gates books now.

Is her channel dying? The views don't look

great.

She only gets views when she talks about

like Gabbie Hanna or James Charles,

but then when she does her own hobbies or

personal things, they don't get many

views. That's the problem with YouTube.

You gotta stick to one thing. And then you

want to do something else, the viewers

won't watch it. You're kind

of just stuck doing what you're known for.

So I'm known for being depressing and

getting dumped, so I keep doing that,

don't I? I'm known

for being rejected and being lonely.

Take down the Christmas tree. Yeah, I have

to start doing it next week.

Gotta start getting rid of stuff.

And girls are worried that I'll talk about

them on streams. And I won't say nice

things. Yeah, well, if you don't do

annoying things, then I won't have bad

things to say about you. They just want to

do annoying things and not have to worry

about it because they think they can get

away with it. Because most of the time,

girls can just get away with anything,

be as annoying as they want, and the guy

just has to suck it up.

Some of these girls I met this last year

are so annoying. I haven't said much about

it because I was trying to improve as a

person, but I'm starting to lose my

patience, to be honest. I'm starting to

think, why do I have to care?

They upset me and piss me off, and then

they just expect me to keep my mouth shut.

So they don't get upset.

They don't care if I'm upset. I don't care

if I make them upset.

Yeah, well, you just wait.

How would you feel if the girl streamed

and talked about how annoying you are?

Yeah, well, I'll tell her to shut up and

I'll tell her why she's annoying and I'll

defend myself. I don't

do anything that's annoying.

I'm like the least annoying person in the

whole world.

You name one thing I do that is annoying

and I'll tell you why you're wrong and how

it's not annoying.

Your hair is getting long. Yeah, I gotta

cut it soon.

I hate cutting it because I end up cutting

too much and then it looks really

different. Then it takes weeks until it

gets back to the length I like it. It only

stays in the length that I like it for a

few weeks and then it grows too long out

of that ideal length that I like.

You have weird twitches. No, I don't.

And you can't complain about things I

don't have control over.

It's like maybe you find it annoying that

I'm bony and skinny. I can't really do

much about that. Yeah, I am bony and

skinny. So what? You're probably fat.

Your constant complaints are annoying. I

don't complain in front of people. I only

complain when I'm streaming. Otherwise, I

have nothing else to talk about. If you

said you cannot complain or say anything

negative at all, then I'd just be sitting

here going, um,

so it was raining today,

then I had lunch.

You never preheat the oven when you're

cooking? You don't have to preheat the

oven. You just Leave the thing you're

cooking in the oven for 5 minutes extra.

Let's say it takes 10 minutes to cook

something in a preheated oven, then you

just cook it for 15 minutes instead. You

add on the time it takes to preheat.

Preheating the oven is like the stupidest

thing I've ever heard, because you can

preheat the oven with the food inside of

it. You seem quite unhappy

today. Because I spent all this money on

this gear and then I get no thanks

from it.

The pizza says cook for 12 minutes,

preheat the oven. So I just cooked the

pizza for 16 minutes because I just

assumed it'll take 5 minutes to preheat.

Why would I pre-turn— oh, I go turn on the

oven, wait 5 minutes, then I've got to

make sure I've checked it 5 minutes, then

open it, put the food in. Why don't I just

put the food in, turn it on, and then just

wait for how long it takes to cook plus

the preheated amount of time? It's the

same.

People do stupid things and

then complain about how I'm doing it.

Annoying thing you do is using scissors.

What's wrong with using scissors? If you

use a knife, you need a surface that goes

under the knife like a cutting board to

press the knife down onto. With scissors,

you don't need a cutting surface. You can

cut stuff in midair. If you go to

Korea, they do it all the time.

Why is it weird? It's convenient. In many

cases, it's better than using a knife.

If you've ever been to a Korean

restaurant, they come out with a big pair

of scissors and cut the meat in front of

you. Because you can dangle the meat over

the grill and just snip it. If you had a

knife, you have to bring out a cutting

board and like cut it.

Just using scissors is so much easier.

People are silly. They don't— they find it

weird because I'm doing things that are

not normal, when in reality it's more

convenient and actually makes sense. It's

just strange because you don't usually see

Because people think it's— this is the

problem with people, they get things

ingrained into their minds from society.

So in a lot of Western societies,

scissors are for cutting hair and paper.

People just can't— can't grasp

the concept of scissors plus food because

in their minds they're socially engineered

their brains into thinking scissors are

for hair and paper, not food. But scissors

can be for food. No one's telling you that

it can't be apart from everyone around

you, and everyone around you is wrong.

You're just letting society decide for you

what is weird. If everyone else was doing

it, you wouldn't think it's weird, would

you? You think, oh, Daniel's just normal

like everyone else, using scissors to cut

his meat. That's why I hate society

so much. It's just so dumb.

I get insulted all the time because I use

scissors to cut bacon or cut some celery.

It's lazy, not convenient. Yeah, so

driving a car is lazy and convenient.

Doesn't mean it's a bad thing. 99% of all

the inventions humanity has ever come up

with is out of laziness.

We didn't want to carry loads of stuff,

so we invented a bucket or a bag to

put stuff in. We didn't want to walk long

distances, so we created the wheel.

Every invention we benefit from now is a

result of laziness. You don't want to walk

all the way to your friend's house to go

and talk to them, so we got the phone.

Laziness is the birth of ingenuity,

and I'm just way ahead of society when it

comes to certain things. You just can't—

society can't get its head around.

I'm just way ahead of everyone else.

You don't wash your chicken? You don't

have to wash chicken. I never washed a

single chicken in my entire life and I

never had any problems.

And if you're saying you get food

poisoning or salmonella, people have

gotten salmonella and food poisoning from

foods that have been properly prepared and

cooked anyway.

You can't just wash off salmonella. It's

not like the salmonella is on the top of

the chicken and then you just wash it off.

The water just washes it away like

a bit of dirt. It's in the meat.

That's why you cook it.

It kills everything.

No, I just don't agree with any of these

reasons why I'm annoying. It's not me

being annoying, it's just you being

stupid. So if

a girl wants to go on stream and then

start going on and on about why I'm

annoying, be my guest.

But then I'll just make my own stream and

say why they're wrong and why they're more

People do annoying things and then they

whine about— because scared that I'm gonna

complain about them.

If, if I like the person, then I won't

say bad things about them. But if you piss

me off and

I stop caring about our relationship,

then yeah.

Um, I won't hold back.

But anyway, that's why— I mean,

a lot of people don't want to meet me now

because I got this reputation of just

complaining about people. But people are

so annoying. Even on my Discord, people

annoy me every day.

Why can't people just not be annoying? Do

you know why I don't want to get a job?

Why I don't want to go to school? Why I

don't want to be part of society? It's

because I feel like I'm gonna have a

mental breakdown if I'm exposed to people

too long, too much.

Why would— why would you stop being nice

to them when that no longer benefits you?

No, it's why would I— why should I be nice

to them when they've not been nice to me?

So I don't think it's very nice when

people keep forgetting me after saying we

could do this or do that,

like Chris bloody Broad. Said we can go

for a beer, and then I waited and waited,

and then months later, still nothing. Not

even a, oh sorry, I didn't have time.

Just flipped me off.

Yeah, well, I made a video about him. I

got 200— I got quarter of a million views

on that bad boy. You guys might have

forgotten the Chris Broad video I made 2

years ago. Bet you don't check back on my

videos from 2 years ago, do you?

I do. And, um,

the views have gone up quite nicely. You

know, with the So Much Volcano stupid

trash song they made, uh, with the

popularity of that trending, it's boosted

my Chris Broad video as well. I don't know

why, but I see it on the analytics.

Search results for Too Much Volcano is

boosting my video as well.

You should have messaged him. I'm not

gonna message him like I'm this needy

person. Oh, hey Chris, by the way, do you

remember you said back in August we

could meet up? I'm not begging.

He said we could meet up, so I just

thought, oh, okay. If he said it,

then he probably means it. But no, people

just say stuff all the time they don't

mean. Oh, we can meet up, we can do this,

I'm free then. And then the day comes,

you never hear from them, and then I'm

the— apparently I'm the bad guy.