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Why I will never move out of my parent's house

2017-08-20 · 10 min

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  1. For fuck's sake, don't you just hate it

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  2. when you're gonna sneeze and then it

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  3. doesn't come out? So what are we talking

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  4. about? Oh yeah, I get asked this

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  5. a lot. Why don't you move out of your

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  6. parents' house? How come you're 28 years

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  7. old and you still live with your parents?

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  8. And the simple answer to that is I don't,

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  9. I don't see any point in moving out.

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  10. What's the point in moving out? How does

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  11. moving out and living by myself benefit

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  12. me? How would it benefit my life? In a

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  13. positive way. There's, there's no benefits

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  14. apart from the fact that I can say, hey

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  15. look, I'm independent. I live by myself.

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  16. I'm a big boy now. I don't need to rely on

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  17. anyone. I can support myself. Apart from

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  18. that, what are the benefits of living by

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  19. myself? Maybe privacy? I get a lot of

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  20. privacy already because my parents aren't

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  21. even here most of the time. Look, I have

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  22. all the privacy in the world right now

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  23. because there's no one here! Haha!

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  24. For me, privacy is pretty important,

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  25. especially when I want to make videos.

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  26. Don't you think I seem kind of different

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  27. in today's video compared to the video

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  28. where I talked about my new girlfriend?

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  29. In that video where I talked about my new

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  30. girlfriend, I seemed kind of depressed,

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  31. kind of down, kind of low on energy, even

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  32. more than usual. And that was because at

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  33. that time my sister was in the house, and

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  34. because she was in the house, I felt

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  35. really self-conscious and nervous, and it

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  36. made making the video extremely difficult.

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  37. It took me almost 3 hours to make a

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  38. 6-minute video, and it was really

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  39. stressful making that video because there

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  40. was someone in the house. But right now

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  41. there's no one here, and I feel really

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  42. good. I feel great. All that anxiety and

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  43. nervousness I was experiencing yesterday

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  44. has just completely disappeared. If

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  45. privacy became an issue and there was

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  46. always someone in the house and I didn't

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  47. have any time by myself to make a video or

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  48. do the things that I want to do in peace,

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  49. then yeah, I would be interested in moving

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  50. out and finding a place of my own. But

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  51. right now I feel pretty satisfied with the

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  52. amount of privacy I get. I think that most

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  53. of the people that are teasing me for

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  54. living with my parents are American

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  55. because I heard that in America it's kind

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  56. of like a cultural thing where if you're

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  57. over 18 and you're still living with your

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  58. parents, then society kind of looks down

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  59. on you. They see you as a complete

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  60. failure. You're not a proper adult, a

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  61. proper man, if you're still having to live

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  62. with your parents. But in Europe and

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  63. especially in Asia, I don't think that's

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  64. what people think. Like, it's very

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  65. different, especially in Asia where it's

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  66. pretty common and normal for adults to

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  67. still be living with with their parents.

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  68. Even when people get married and have

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  69. kids, sometimes they still live with their

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  70. parents. I know that's kind of sad.

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  71. Moving out makes absolutely zero financial

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  72. sense. I live in a really nice house in

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  73. the beautiful countryside. Why would I

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  74. want to move out of here into some shitty

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  75. little townhouse and then have no money

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  76. left over? Because I'd have to pay— I'd

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  77. have to spend all my money paying for

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  78. rent, paying for food, paying for

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  79. everything basically, and I'd have no

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  80. money left over to be able to go to Japan.

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  81. And if I had to spend the rest of my life

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  82. stuck in this country, I think I would go

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  83. insane. Some people People might say if

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  84. you got your own place, you would have

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  85. freedom, you would have privacy, you would

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  86. be independent, but I don't see it that

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  87. way. If I got my own place, I would have

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  88. less freedom because I'd be tied down to

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  89. that place. It's kind of like a ship

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  90. putting down its anchor. If I put down my

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  91. anchor, then I'll be stuck. I'll be stuck

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  92. in this country. I'll be stuck in my

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  93. apartment or my flat or wherever. I don't

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  94. want that to happen. I want to be free. I

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  95. want to be able to move around where I

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  96. want, when I want, how I want to. Also,

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  97. if I lived by myself, I would feel kind of

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  98. lonely. I'm not a social person. I don't

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  99. have any friends in the UK. The only

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  100. people I talk to in real life are my

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  101. parents. If you took away my parents,

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  102. then I wouldn't have anyone to talk to. I

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  103. have plenty of people to talk to over the

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  104. internet, for example on YouTube, but it's

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  105. not really the same as talking to someone

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  106. face-to-face. The only reasons why I would

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  107. move out would be if I got a girlfriend in

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  108. this country and we decided to move in

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  109. together, or if I got married to someone

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  110. in Japan and I ended up moving over there

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  111. long-term. But apart from that, I don't

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  112. really see any reasons to move out. If my

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  113. parents were abusive, horrible people,

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  114. then I would have moved out a long time

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  115. ago, but they're nice people most of the

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  116. time. Sure, they argue sometimes like

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  117. every other married couple do, and yeah,

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  118. that can be irritating, but it's not like

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  119. it's every day. Even if I got a really

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  120. good job that I could do from home, or if

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  121. I won the lottery and became a

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  122. billionaire, I'd still be living with my

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  123. parents. I might not be here as much

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  124. because I would be out there enjoying what

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  125. the world has to offer and traveling

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  126. around, but I'd still use my parents'

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  127. house as a home base to return to between

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  128. trips and travels. I'm sure my parents

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  129. would like me to move out and become

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  130. independent and find my own life, but they

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  131. never hassle me about it. They don't ask

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  132. me things like, when are you moving out?

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  133. Are you going to move out? Can you pay

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  134. some money for your upkeep? Sometimes I do

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  135. pay for things. For example, I'd buy a big

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  136. bag of rice that everyone can use, or I'd

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  137. buy some groceries on Amazon Pantry that

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  138. the whole family can use. Or sometimes I

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  139. help out with the cleaning or I do the

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  140. laundry. So to answer the question, when

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  141. am I going to move out of my parents'

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  142. house? Probably never. Am I satisfied with

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  143. that answer? No, because in an ideal

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  144. world, I'll meet a girl that I really

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  145. like, that I truly love, and we'll move in

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  146. together. We'll live together. We'll have

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  147. our own lives together. I'm not sure if

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  148. that's possible with my current

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  149. girlfriend. It's, it's too early to talk

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  150. about living together. We haven't even met

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  151. yet, so we haven't actually discussed or

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  152. talked about those things yet. Also, it's

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  153. kind of tricky with her current living

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  154. situation because she's She's also living

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  155. with her parents because she looks after

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  156. them, they need her care, so I'm not sure

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  157. if or when it's possible to move in with

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  158. her. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

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  159. Hello and welcome to today's edition of

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  160. Cooking with Daniel. So as you can see,

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  161. today we have some pretty plain, boring,

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  162. pre-made ham sandwiches— no, ham and

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  163. cheese sandwich— and a really boring

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  164. cheese sandwich. Today I'm going to show

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  165. you how to— what's the word— re-engineer

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  166. these sandwiches into more interesting

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  167. sandwiches. So first of all, we're going

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  168. to take it apart. It's all stuck together.

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  169. It's covered in butter. So try and take

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  170. it apart carefully without tearing the

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  171. bread to pieces. And then inside of the

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  172. sandwich, we're going to put some tomato

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  173. and some British Silverside beef.

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  174. So to slice the, um, the tomato which is

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  175. starting to go mouldy, you'll need a sharp

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  176. object. Now I bought this knife to use at

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  177. work at the petrol station to cut open the

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  178. boxes in the walk-in freezer because it's

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  179. so much easier to cut open a tiny hole in

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  180. the box and then pour stuff out of the box

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  181. rather than take all the boxes down and

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  182. then open the boxes and then take the

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  183. stuff out and then stack the boxes back

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  184. up. So I thought, hey, it's a good idea to

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  185. buy this knife and then cut a hole in the

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  186. box and then pull stuff out without having

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  187. to take the boxes down. But no, my bloody

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  188. coworker goes, Daniel, can you please stop

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  189. cutting holes in the boxes? And I said,

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  190. why? And then he says, because the boxes

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  191. are gonna break apart. What the hell are

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  192. you talking about? They're not gonna break

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  193. apart. They've not broken apart once. So I

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  194. just ignored him and I continued cutting

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  195. holes into the boxes, and then he just

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  196. gave up trying to tell me what to do.

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  197. Fuck you, Nepal guy. Okay, so now the

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  198. tomatoes are nice and sliced. We're gonna

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  199. place them into the sandwich like so.

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  200. This would be easier if I just take the

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  201. whole chopping board out. Oh shit, now

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  202. I've dropped tomato on the fucking floor.

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  203. Great. Okay, so after you finish slicing,

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  204. then you have to turn on the grill like

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  205. that, and then we need to put these onto

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  206. the grill. I know this one looks kind of

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  207. plain. It's just basically buttered bread

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  208. with some tomato.

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  209. Put this on here.

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  210. This is the only piece that has ham.

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  211. And then, and then just close,

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  212. close it basically.

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  213. And then wait for a few minutes. Whoops,

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  214. I pressed the wrong switch.

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  215. Do you hear that sound? Do you hear that

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  216. sizzling? That's the sound. The sound of

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  217. cooking. Masterchef at work.

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  218. So whilst we're waiting for the sandwiches

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  219. to cook, I thought I'd show you some

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  220. photos. Guess who this is? Do you see the

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  221. resemblance? I guess not. It's my

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  222. grandmother. She died. And this is my mum

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  223. when she was very young. And this was my

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  224. dad when he was very young. He still kind

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  225. of looks the same even to this day.

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  226. I think they were maybe 30 years old at

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  227. the time. I can't remember. And there's my

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  228. cat when he was a little baby, when he

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  229. used to have 4 legs. Oh shit, it's

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  230. starting to burn. So I think that should

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  231. do it. You have to be careful because it

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  232. does burn very quickly. Are you hungry?

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  233. Do you want feeding? He's so old now.

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  234. So, um, yeah, that's how you make a, uh,

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  235. sandwich. Grilled sandwich. And then you

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  236. have to clean off all this shit on the

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  237. grill. Great. More work. No, don't eat my

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  238. food. I'm going to get my coffee. So you

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  239. better not be eating my food when I'm

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  240. gone. Let's see if he eats my food.

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  241. He's very well trained.

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  242. Where's my coffee? He's gonna eat my food.

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  243. Quick, quick.

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  244. I'm gonna spill the coffee. Good cat,

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  245. you're not eating my food.

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