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Oh.

I'm at the bottom. Well.

Oh yo, he dead.

Oh,

he dead. I dead.

Wow, it's raining.

Hit it.

Wow, number 6.

Where all my viewers at? Hello?

Famous streamer Daniel here.

Uh,

hello Mary Tamigo, where are you tuning in from?

And

number 7.

It's when they strafe sideways I find it hard to

Track. I find it hard to track them when they strafe.

I can't keep up.

They just strafe sideways like they're sliding about.

Be dead.

I did.

What? Oh, it's really hot. I have to switch back to the weapon. It takes too long to reload the second grenade.

He dead.

You're not dead.

At least it's not lagging.

Are you dead? You're not dead.

We win.

I'm not at the bottom.

How's market doing?

It's, uh, still ripping.

Traveling Trader talking about hedges and stuff.

You just can't short this market.

Where's my iPhone at? Uh, it's at the repair shop.

A pigeon flew at me and I got surprised and dropped it.

And then smash the whole screen.

Definitely a true story.

He dead. Ah, I'm on fire. Fucking loser. Fuck you. Fuck you too, fucking idiots.

Fuck you.

Fuck you, B.

Get in the building.

God, it's so smooth now. I got no lag.

Fuck you. I'm out of bullets. What's that? I saw a gun. You run out of bullets too quickly. Whoa, I'm number 4.

So what?

Falling fuck.

Yeah, those supply kits keep giving you grenades, don't

they?

Too many.

They throw the grenades so slowly. Why do they do that? Whoa, I killed him!

Why are the grenades so— look, watch—

so slow?

What? How come it takes me 15 fucking shots to kill anyone and it takes them just 1 or 2?

See?

I'm at the bottom again.

Oh my fucking God,

he dead.

I hate when they're up in the

windows.

We're

winning.

Whoops, I hit myself.

He dead. He dead. See how many shots it takes with this SMG to kill anyone? It's rubbish. I've got to change my weapon.

I'm dead. I'll change my weapon.

What's that?

Maybe I'll go SMG— I mean LMG.

Whoa,

whoa,

he dead. Ah, I don't like this scope. I need a 1x

with a vertical.

Oh.

Oh, I'm still at the bottom. Give me a break.

He dead.

He dead.

Wow, this gun's better, does more damage.

No.

Uh.

Ah.

Uh,

I've got 13 kills. Well, I'm at the bottom.

He dead. Damn, I like this gun.

This gun's pretty good.

It takes a bit of time to get going.

Oh, he dead. Someone's dead. I'm still the bottom.

What? I can't get above this.

What? I thought we were winning.

I'm up £55 on my long.

So market's just gonna keep ripping or what?

I entered too many shorts thinking there's going to be more downside.

Now I'm trapped.

I got penetration rounds. I got

Sorry.

Oh,

I

hit them.

Oh, I killed 2 of them. What?

From the barrel, with that explosive barrel thing. Or was it— I blew up the truck and it killed them.

What?

Oh, I got him! Did you see that?

Oh, I'm number 4.

Haha. Oh, hey, when you nearly get him with the 90 damage, they got 10 left. I'm number 4.

What?

Oh,

got him.

Whoops,

wrong person.

Um, number 3. Wow.

Hit

it.

What? He dead.

The wall collapsed on him.

I made the wall collapse on him.

Oh, I got him.

Oh, I noticed the jump to the side is quite good at dodging them,

but if you don't get them with that first grenade, you're screwed.

That was embarrassing.

Check the market.

Bitmine's tanking.

Ethereum is not very strong, that's why.

Tajikistan. See, I don't need to buy a new computer to play this. What? Why did it boot me out? What?

Oh, 3 hours and a half to go until— still pretty early.

I might as well just play this the whole day and talk to myself. It's not like it's hard, is it? I mean, if they're gonna pay me to just say, I'm dead, he dead, then why the fuck not? What? Did it just boot me again?

Why does it keep booting me out?

I really wish I didn't have to talk. It's really fucking annoying.

And there's no one even here to talk to.

So it's like streaming with one viewer. Might as well be.

I wish I could just zone out.

I think it's cuz I can't zone out. I'm not allowed to zone out. That's what makes it tiring.

Like, you can't relax,

cuz if I'm relaxing, I wouldn't be talking.

Yeah, I guess I can't complain really,

because I'll miss this once I have to get a real job.

Paid $10 an hour to play games.

Takes so long to find— I wanted to play the Tajikistan level and then it booted me out.

Man, why

can't it find 3 more players?

Is it bugged or something?

I can't even find one more player.

Game's dead already. His name's Mo Lester.

Oh, come on, populating

with bots. Why? Unknown playing the small battles or what?

What happened? There's something weird going on.

Is the game glitched?

Is it glitched? What happened?

I'm gonna try medium size.

Am I enjoying the game? Yeah, without the lag, it's quite fun.

And the grenade launcher is pretty good.

My armpit is so wet.

No smell. Maybe because I'm sick, I can't smell it. 11 more days of this.

More like 9, cuz today's done, and then on the day of the day, I'm not streaming.

From what? I don't know, I got a cold.

If she postpones again—

well, now I'm used to— because before she cancelled, she had never cancelled before. Now I have built a little bit of tolerance to her randomly cancelling. Maybe I'll be like, yep, I knew it.

And maybe since I've gone a while without seeing her, like I've gone cold turkey, won't be as painful, although still be really fucking annoying.

It's just when you get used to seeing someone every week,

you want to see them every week. I'm sure I get used to seeing her every 2 weeks.

You think every week's a lot?

Sure, not in the beginning. Like, in the beginning you should be like really eager to see each other no matter what. It's only been 2 months.

Why are they just standing there?

I think in the beginning is when you should be like the most eager, and then 6 months in, okay, now maybe

makes sense. Fire

away! Oh, I'm dead. You're still in the beginning stages. Yeah, which is why I would expect maximum eagerness.

But I'm a bit worried if the eagerness is dropping off already. Am I boring to be with?

Not exactly the best conversationalist, I guess.

To be fair, I don't ask good questions.

Like, when we just be like watching TV or something in the hotel,

like, if there's no external stimulus, I go kind of quiet.

I don't— I'm like kind of getting lazy with the questions.

I mean, but so is she. She's not asking me much.

I find it hard to just like randomly ask some random question with no context.

Because I'm not very good at showing interest in abstract things.

Do I need to ask whims? I mean, I can ask stuff like, oh, how's this going? And how's so-and-so?

But not much. Like, I'm not good at just asking like funny questions.

Whoa, he dead!

Whoa, they dead!

I dead!

I do kind of get stuck in this comfort state. I get stuck in this comfort phase where we just kind of cuddle and watch Netflix. I think girls find that boring.

Because it's like the same thing every day.

That's what happened with Mila. It was just like, oh, let's get Uber Eats, let's put on a movie.

I think she got bored.

Why is my class this one?

I don't know, like, how do you make moments feel special and not repetitive?

It's like you go somewhere together or plan something.

I want to, but it's tricky.

Yeah, well, how are you supposed to plan to go to places when barely meeting up every month?

I went to a place last time and it

was nice.

See,

when I do the medium level, it starts lagging.

He

was on my team.

Good thing there's no friendly fire.

I do get into like boring married couple syndrome, but I mean, I like it, but they don't like it,

I assume. I think they like it a little bit, but not all the time.

Like,

what's the most exciting thing someone can do? Moving countries, job promotion,

um, business opportunity, buying a house. These are all really difficult things.

Like, what makes someone interested?

Thing. I did so much damage and killed no one.

Day-to-day life is very boring. How do I make it seem like I'm someone who's got stuff going on?

Like, I would say Chris Broad has stuff going on. He's got his businesses, he's got his friends,

he does business meetings with interesting people.

I'm trying to think what I can do.

My sister dated this guy before.

She said whenever she asked him what he was doing, He would always just be like sitting around playing video games depressed, and she dumped him.

And that's basically what I'm doing.

Girls dump guys for being depressed and just sitting around doing nothing and playing video games and watching movies.

That's what I'm scared of. And then they're like, oh, if you're depressed, you should like get that fixed and sorted and then date.

Yeah, purpose.

Like, guy she dated, I don't think he had purpose.

Yeah, but I'm making money. I'm not doing this— if I had no job and I wasn't making money doing this, I wouldn't be doing this.

What the fuck?

I'm doing this to make money. I'm making money doing this.

I don't even want to do this.

He did.

It's just this is the best way I could make money.

Yeah, I mean, me not doing anything does worry me.

Maybe I'll look for something to do just so I can say I did it.

Like, I do a van driving course on the weekend.

Oh, I don't know, I had like day trading seminar in Bristol ads. I'll go to that.

Now it's got to be cool.

I think like you do something not just to make money, but Number one, so you can have an interesting story to tell people, to make yourself seem interesting.

If you enjoy it, it's a bonus, but that's not the goal.

I'm thinking I'll find something in Plymouth. Like a one-day course.

I don't know,

I need to actually do it so I have like a legit story.

And also I need to take pics.

I must create intrigue.

It's like I always lag on the medium-sized map. I don't know why. The small map's fine.

Number 19.

The large map's not even more fun, it's more annoying. Fucking snipers everywhere.

I'm out.

What's the market doing?

Problem with stocks and stuff is that girls find that insanely boring.

No, I quit because I'm lagging and I can't play when I'm lagging. It's boring. What's the point? Girls find stocks extremely boring. They, they don't even ask follow-up questions.

I mean, what am I gonna say? Oh yeah, I went short and then I made a pound and market's going up. Oh, why is it going up? I don't know. Because it is.

Baking's boring as well.

Screaming's

I know it's a game, isn't it? The civilians getting bombarded.

Ah, what's something cool people do?

Helicopter flying lessons.

Maybe I do horse riding.

Skateboards, like teenage

Delinquent activity.

Uh, nice and smooth, no lag.

Beautiful.

Well,

instant respawn. Nice.

What? How did I win that? That was so rubbish. I can't believe I won that.

What?

Change my weapon.

SMG.

Wee!

My good thing about grenade launcher is as long as you did some damage and they die, you get 50 points or maybe more for team assist. Whoa!

Blew his ball off.

What?

What?

What?

How come no one else saw him and he kills me?

I don't like this scope.

What? Learning or doing something else? Like what?

Give me

a suggestion. Whoa, follow him up.

I could learn first aid, CPR. I get a CPR certificate.

Helicopter lessons? Aren't they like £500 for a lesson?

And become a helicopter pilot.

I hate doing things where you need training. Or certificates. I'm not blowing £200 for stupid helicopters.

Fucking hell, were they everywhere except for in front of me?

Oh, you fuckers. I'm at the bottom, you fucking shit.

Why am I at the bottom all the time?

I need kills.

Come on, give me some kills.

Give me that kill.

Ah,

I can't get any kills.

Look, everything just fucking misses.

Whoops. Look, they're all hiding in that stupid fucking corner. Oh, I hate this fucking game so much.

I hate that it's digital and I can't smash the game. I just want to like grab the game and smash it.

I died 16 times.

Oh my God.

This stupid grenade doesn't do enough damage to kill anything unless you get a direct hit.

Yes, I got him finally. He killed me 5 times.

I need so many points to catch up.

I'm gonna be bottom.

I give up, there's no point. I'm like 700 points below the next person.

Courses in Plymouth.

Ethical hacking course. Well, sounds kind of cool.

I don't want to do anything.

Everything just costs money and it's not going to make any money and I don't want to do it. I mean, the only perk of doing it is because I can say I did it and not seem like I'm this depressed Sitting in my house gaming all day, loser.

And why the hell did it boot me out of the game when I said continue? That was the worst match I ever played.

Uh, not doing stupid flying lessons.

Everything people like to do is

stupid. Skiing, jet skiing, snowboarding, flying,

surfing— they're all stupid, not fun, and a waste of time and cost money.

It's either kicking a ball or hitting a ball or balancing on a board or Or operating a

vehicle.

Or musical. I'm not musical, so I can strike off anything musical related, like instruments, singing.

What is he doing? He looked like he was giving him a handjob.

Whoa, I blew myself up. Learning to drive was like the only big cool thing I did that was actually very useful. Wait, he did

I want my grenades back.

I feel naked without my grenade launcher.

Get it.

What?

What?

It's more like it's hanking a little bit.

Oh, what am I gonna do?

At least another bottom.

He dead. He not dead.

Who's shooting me?

I can't see anyone.

I think it's got to be something that I could actually use, like, practically. That's cool. Like, driving is a no-brainer because you can drive the girl around and then you can also get a job about driving. That's a no-brainer. I I need something like that, but again,

what's something like driving

where it's cool and practical?

How many times you gonna die?

Ah, they always go for me, don't they?

Finally killed someone.

Oh no, I didn't. I thought I did.

Uh, where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I'm like a bullet magnet.

Oh, I'm nearly at the bottom. Come on, I don't want to be at the bottom.

Ah,

really getting annoyed with this game.

Yeah, I got one.

Haha, whoa,

didn't kill any of them. No, I don't want to be at the bottom.

No, I don't think the bottom guy can catch up with me.

I've

died 20 times.

Yeah, I'm 6. I'm not the bottom,

but I'm not at the bottom.

Oh, I got one. I killed that max 5 guy like 10 times now.

We're losing anyway.

What?

Where everyone tuning in? Where everyone tuning

He dead.

I dead. At least I'm not bottom.

Hey, Dad,

can I get to number 5?

What?

Uh,

where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where?

I

don't know.

My thumb hurts.

What is something cool that people do?

Ah.

I can't just say, oh, I did nothing. Every time they say, oh, how was your day? I'm like, it was good, I did nothing.

I mean, I need to say I was working. I can't really complain about someone working hard, can you?

I am working.

I need to find something cool to do so I can brag about doing it.

Yeah, maybe like martial arts.

Join a kung fu class,

then I can beat people up.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

I like this level. This level is the only good one. All the others suck. Oh, fuck you.

When everyone tuning in from— we everyone tuning in.

I can't use the shotgun.

Wait, can I use the grenade launcher with the Engineer? Ah,

I think maybe the support can use it. No,

I've got to be assault to use this rocket— I mean grenade launcher. Maybe I'll try the carbine,

might be good.

What do I talk about? Nothing really. It's mainly the show we're watching,

or she might start talking about something

and then I do some follow-up questions. I'm like, oh, that's interesting.

He

dead.

I did.

I,

I think the only girl that I would have a lot of talking compatibility with would be someone who's into stocks. Not necessarily gaming, but content creation. But I'm like not interested in content creation anymore. I want— I wanted for such a long time find a girl who would help me make fake drama and clickbait,

like who would just act along, play along with it.

But they're always like, oh no, that's make me look bad.

But now I'm like out of— not interested in making content because I've given up on it. I don't really care about that anymore. I don't know what I want.

No, I don't want to stream

with a girl, even if I got one.

I don't really want to talk about stocks either. Like, I don't want to be explaining my thesis

or being like, I'm up 10%, oh, I'm down 10%. Even I find that boring. I mean, I don't really want to talk about stocks like other YouTubers do, talking about PE ratios and

This and that. 96 damage doesn't kill him.

Market's still ripping.

The other problem is I'm not really a fan of anything. I don't have a favorite band. I'm not like a fan of a movie or show franchise.

All the music I listen to is just EDM remixes. It's not even a band that I'm really into.

Oh, shut up, Mummy. What? Okay, what's your favorite music then? Fucking Eminem.

Name one song you like and I'll tell you why it's shit. I got great music taste.

Eminem's rubbish. You're telling me my music tastes shit and you like Eminem? Oh my God, get out of here.

Next you'll be saying 50 Cent and Snoopy Dogg or whatever his stupid name is.

Haha, killed him. Snoop Dogg's rubbish. He just goes, hey yo,

your music sucks more. At least mine has beats and rhythm.

What? She's standing there waiting for me to come around the corner.

Pop music is called pop music for a reason, you know.

So more people like my music than they like your music.

Ah, why do I aim at the guy who's already dead?

Oh, we win. I'm at the bottom. Oh my God.

No, EDM pop remix is remix of pop music. So although it sounds like EDM, the song is still a pop song. So how's it not pop?

Most of my music is remix, pop remixes,

but in EDM style.

Wow, market's ripping. I'm up £58 and

yet Bitmine not doing anything.

Dinner. Hmm. I got some microwave meals.

Microwave slop. I still got that apple crumble. I think my cream's going off. I gotta eat that.

My yellow rotten cream all over your face.

Smell it. Ah, you're dead. Point-blank grenade launcher.

Oh,

I

killed him!

Blew them up! I'm number 4.

Oh, whoops, I threw it.