Picking up japanese girls with my friend

何調べてる？I

asked a girl. She did miau, miau to

come now to join us.

Okay.

YouTube.

Rum Coke. Rum Coke.

Oh, I think

I'm a little bit drunk. I only had 3 beers

and a rum and Coke. I don't understand why

I feel so dizzy.

ダ メ だ った。 ダ メ だ った。 ダ メ だ

った。 ダ メ で しょ。 You Tube

に ア ップ する から。 や めて。 もう 一 回 やって み て。

や めて。 面 白 い 動画 にな る から。

No no no no no. No good. No good. 顔 見 え

ない から 大丈夫 で しょ。 頑 張 って。 失

敗 だ った ね。 Ah,

it's raining. The weather's so bad

ever since I got here. It's been windy and

raining. I don't even know if I'm on the

right side of the exit. It. And it's

really foggy. Can you see? Look,

everywhere's so foggy and misty. So

strange. I can't even tell if I'm going

the right direction because everywhere's

so misty. It's hard to see where I'm

going.

Where's the bloody hotel? Oh,

there it is. I found it. It's okay, guys,

I found the hotel. It's right in front of

me. There it is.

Now, time to go back to my room.

I'm exhausted.

What's over here?

Um, which— where's my room?

Where's my room?

I found it.

So I don't have any plans for today, and—

hey, so— hey, I don't have any plans for

to— I can't even speak. Hey, so I don't

have any plans for today, Fucking hell,

public vlogging is so difficult. Why is it

so awkward? It's like I can't speak

properly. So what am I doing? I'm walking

around the area that my hotel's at because

I don't have any plans for today and I

kind of need to get out the hotel room so

they can clean it. I haven't had my room

cleaned for about— this

is why I hate vlogging outside. What was I

saying? I haven't actually left my hotel

room for about 4 days, so it hasn't been

cleaned and it's getting pretty messy, so

I need to get out, let them do their job.

I thought it's about time I explored this

area. So for the past— for the— for the—

fuck's sake.

For the past 4 days, I've just been

sitting in my hotel room all day and then

meeting my friend in the evening and then

seeing my girlfriend in the night during

the nighttime. And I'm getting pretty

bored of it, and I haven't actually

explored the area around my hotel. So this

is what it looks like. It's not that

interesting actually. This place really

doesn't look like Japan at all. Look, it

looks like England, doesn't it? Look at

the houses. They're made of brick.

Look at this house. It doesn't look like a

Japanese house at all. This is so strange.

I've been to Japan so many times, but I've

always stayed in Tokyo or in cities, and

this place, it just doesn't look like

Japan at all. It looks just like England.

It's really strange because yesterday when

I was with my Japanese friend, I didn't

feel embarrassed at all making videos in

public, and now I just feel so nervous and

like anxious and kind of embarrassed to be

talking to my phone like this. I'm just

walking in— I'm just walking in complete

fucking hell. I'm just walking completely

randomly. I think I'm going to get lost at

this rate. I have no idea where the hotel

is. I've actually got quite a few things I

need to think about. I still don't know if

I'm just going to go back to the UK next

week or if I want to stay longer here. I

was talking to my girlfriend about renting

an apartment in Nagano Prefecture. She

could just rent out an apartment in her

name, and then I could pay her the money

and I could live there. But the thing is,

I don't really want to live in Nagano

Prefecture because there's nothing here.

It's just like pure countryside. It's not

much different to my home back in England,

and all my friends, or the few friends

that I have, are in Tokyo or around the

Tokyo area, and it costs like nearly $100

to get to Tokyo and back on the

Shinkansen, on the bullet train, and it's

gonna cost me a fortune. Um, I don't

know which way to go. Should I go that

way, or should I go behind me?

Decisions. I'm still not really sure if I

really like this girl enough that I want

to take the relationship really seriously.

I'm still not sure if I want to move in

with her. I actually saw her house a few

days ago and I wasn't impressed. It was

just like this— a little bungalow. It

looks really old and small, and I don't

know, I feel kind of bad for saying this,

but I really can't see myself living

there. It looks pretty crappy, to be

honest. I've seen Irish gypsies, Irish

travelers back in the UK, who live in

nicer looking mobile caravan homes.

Besides, it's way too soon to even start

to consider moving in with her and

becoming like a family. At most, I think

that— no. So I think that the best idea,

if I really wanted to take the

relationship seriously, is to, um, rent

out an apartment near her and live

separately and see how things go. I don't

really want to rush things. When I say

things like my future wife or my future

stepdaughter, or that I'm going to become

a stepfather. I'm not actually being

serious. I think there's a lot of people

who watch my videos and they take

everything I say 100% literally, and they

think I'm actually being serious when I'm

kind of being sarcastic, just joking

around. It's a strawberry and vanilla

sandwich. It's kind of strange.

It's so

bloody windy.

So I'm currently at some kind of shopping

outlet. It's really boring. It's just

clothing stores. The mountains look pretty

nice. All the beauty of this landscape is

just wasted if you have to experience it

alone. What's the point in being in a nice

place if you can't enjoy it with a

beautiful girl? It's just such an

injustice.

Look at me

sitting here taking videos of random

people like some kind of creep.

Everyone's here as a couple and I'm the

only one here alone like some kind of

loser, sitting here with my cup ramen. I

don't even have any water. How am I

supposed to eat this? Stupid cup ramen.

Tonkotsu ramen, ka. Pot noodle's 10 times

better than this rubbish. There's just

nothing like a nice warm pot of beef and

tomato pot noodle. Even if I was on death

row and I was going to be executed, I

would have pot noodle as my last meal.

It's just— it's just delicious. If you

don't like pot noodle, there's something

wrong with you. Is that snow on those

mountains? How can there be snow when it's

so hot? Strange. Look at me in

the car park walking towards my car

because I can drive a car. I can drive an

automobile. I'm a grown-up. I'm a big boy.

Where's the bloody exit? I need to piss

really bad. You know the great thing about

vlogging in Japan? No one knows what

you're talking about because no one speaks

English apart from the people that speak

I'm not narcissistic at all. Don't know

what you're talking about.

That was

awkward. The hell

is going on here?

Where's my room?

This isn't my room. 368, 268.

Something's wrong. I wonder

if I can go up the stairs. I don't think

I'm back in the elevator.

Oops, tojiro.

I wonder if they cleaned my room. Oh look,

they cleaned it! My room's all nice and

clean. Smells kind of funny though.