how i wasted my life - part 8

Um, a testing.

Oh wow, it's raining a lot. Can you hear

Elon Musk and Trump are fighting on

Twitter. It's kind of funny.

The market is going crazy.

Have you seen the tweets?

The market just crashed and my account

went up by £50. I got out of a short, I'm

long now, I'm up £3.

Oh, I'm up £3.50.

I missed the bottom though. If I got in at

the bottom, I'd be up £15.

It's crazy because you think I'm sitting

here staring at socks all day and then I

miss Um,

the big move. I don't know what I was

doing, looking at Instagram Reels.

I wonder how hard this bounce is going to

be, or is it almost done? It's kind of

already at 50% of the retracement.

I think I'll take profit. I'll take my £3.

Don't want to be too risky.

I'm out. Wow, I made £20 today.

I made £3, £4.60,

£7.60, plus £12.

I made £19.

Okay, so yeah,

I closed one of the shorts at a £10 loss,

but that's fine because it's better than

£50 loss. It was down like the— today

it was like almost all-time highs. And my,

one of my shorts was down, I think,

nearly £40. So I closed it down £10.

Oh yeah. And my Switch 2 coming tomorrow.

I didn't think it'd be so easy to get.

Maybe because no one cares and it won't

So it says my Switch 2 is coming tomorrow.

I miss

when Asian women fueled the passion

instead of stocks. Yeah,

stocks don't make for very good drama.

Apart from it's tanky and

I blew all my money again.

I can't make love to a stock.

Damn, Tesla tanks like 8% because of those

tweets.

Hmm, okay, let me check my messages.

Hmm. You guys find everything boring

though, so I don't really care. You guys

find gaming boring, stocks boring,

investing boring, cars boring. Parcel

delivery boring. What else do you find?

You basically find everything boring. I

don't know why you follow my channel.

Everything I like, you think is boring.

I don't really— don't know why you follow

my channel, to be honest.

Who the hell is banging? It's raining.

Stop doing DIY for one second. Jesus

I didn't buy the wheel today. I couldn't

be bothered. I woke up too late. I was

supposed to wake up at 7 and leave at

7:50. I woke up at 8 AM. And I thought,

there's no way I'm jumping in the car and

going and getting a wheel. So I kind of

just ghosted them. I don't

want the wheel, to be honest. I drove

home and it was fine. I don't want to

spend an extra £220 for a wheel. They

passed my MOT, so it's not like I need it.

And if they pass my MOT and then my wheel

falls off, I can sue them, can't I?

Because then they didn't do their job

properly. Their job is to make sure my car

is safe. That's what I'm paying them for.

I barely drive the car anyway, so I don't

really care. I'll get it fixed, like,

wherever. I'll probably phone up the tire

shop that I got the tire changed at and

then ask them if they can repair it for

cheaper. Instead of buying a whole new

real wheel.

So yeah, tomorrow my stupid Amazon here

always ends up delivering at like 7 PM,

so I'm gonna have to wait all day long to

get, get my Switch 2 tomorrow probably.

And then I've got pump out videos. I would

like to pump out videos tomorrow, but if

it comes late, I'll probably be streaming

by the time it comes. I guess I could do

the unboxing on stream and whack that up.

And then we've got to pump out 100 videos.

I make 100 videos, get $5 each.

It's $500.

Oh, that's really annoying.

Why do people always gotta do something?

Can't they just like sit in the house and

do nothing? They gotta bang, bang, bang

something, don't they? Imagine just not

doing anything.

Can't people just leave things alone?

Stop fixing things, stop knocking stuff

down, stop adding things. Just do, do

nothing and stop irritating me.

Yeah, so I saved myself £224 by not buying

the wheel, and I spent £480 getting a

Switch 2, and I got Cyberpunk 2077

as my game. I couldn't decide what game to

get. Probably Mario Kart World would be

more trending, wouldn't it? But I don't

want to play it.

Cyberpunk 2077 is probably going to

be the best, most trending non-Nintendo

game on it as like a showcase of its

hardware. Uh,

what else has he got? Another— the old

Zelda games and stuff like

Elden Ring's not out yet. So if I had to

choose Hitman, uh, I don't want Hitman.

So yeah, I chose Cyberpunk as the

only game I'm going to have on it.

I wonder if it's going to trend more than

the Steam Deck. I can make so many videos,

like Steam Deck versus Switch to Um,

I don't really care about the Switch 2.

I'm just doing it because I'm hoping I get

some views. Yeah, I got massive views with

Steam Deck and Switch OLED and the Switch

Lite. I was making Switch Lite videos when

I was married in Japan. Don't even know if

you noticed. That I have loads of Switch

Lite videos like Mortal Kombat Switch

review, Witcher 3 Switch Lite review. I

got loads of views, like 50K views per

video. And the only— I got the ROG

Ally and that flopped. I think the

most views I got with ROG Ally was 27,000

and then all the rest flopped, got like

under 5K. So I feel like the

Switch has a potential to get views.

Although it's a bit of a gamble because

I'd need to buy the games. Although I

could buy the physical copy and then sell

them or refund them. Yeah. Oh, I buy

the physical copy off Amazon and then

return it. Don't buy it off the Nintendo

shop because then you can't return it.

Genius. Yeah.

So if I get— I don't know if I want to

keep it or not. I've got a month. I have a

month to crank out videos. Worst case

scenario, they all flop and then I return

it. Best case scenario,

I get a million views, pays for the

Switch, I keep it, and I keep making

Switch 2 game reviews because the Switch

Lite game reviews did pretty well. A lot

of people want to see how certain games

run on the Switch.

Before they buy the game, they want to see

how it runs, don't they?

Amazon only

lets you exchange games. Really? I don't

know, I thought you could just refund

anything. Well then I can exchange it for

a different game, can't I? Oh yeah, the

digital keycards. I heard about that, but

apparently Cyberpunk 2077 has a game card,

not a keycard.

Get a PC. What, £400 PC versus

what, £400 Switch 2? My laptop's not very

good, to be honest. The games aren't very

smooth on it because I connect it to my

big monitor and it struggles to run on the

monitor. And also, I think the Switch 2

can run on the monitor with the dock. I

touched it. I typed searched it on Copilot

and he said it the dock will run with the

monitor just plug in HDMI so I could play

Switch 2 on my monitor but it's gonna have

black bars because it's probably gonna be

16 by 9 standard ratio

whereas my monitor is 21 by 9.

What's 90 plus 172?

Yeah, and also it might be nice to sit on

the beanbag and do some handheld gaming,

and then I could dock it in the dark and

then play hardcore gaming in my gamer

chair on my monitor, and then have my

laptop screen down here for laptop stuff.

Pretty cool. I already

bought the Switch, it's coming tomorrow.

It says dispatched,

confirmed. I thought it'd be hard, I

thought it'd be all out of stock

everywhere. Bit weird.

It came out today, didn't it? I could have

driven to the shop and bought it, maybe.

I can't be bothered.

It says on

the way. Track shipment

But it's probably gonna come at like 7 PM.

Stupid Amazon, they always come to my

house at last.

Yeah, we could do the unboxing on stream

though, because I'll— he'll probably come

when I'm streaming, and then I can just

unbox it on stream.

Why does this guy wear a haircut like

women do? What kind of haircut do you do

then? Bet I got more women

than you do. Maybe you should try this

haircut and then you'll be less of a

virgin.

Women love my hair. I quote Sunny,

I really like your hair, end quote.

Yeah. If you think my haircut's weird,

you've obviously never been to Asia.

It's like you think the whole world is the

West. You need to get out of your bedroom

and, like, travel the world because this

is a very common hairstyle in Japan and

Korea. And you know, not everyone in the

world has a buzzcut and a fade.

I bet you anything you're American.

So untraveled.

Literally every Japanese guy has a haircut

It suits the low T male. Well, there's

like 3 billion Asian men compared to not

even a billion white men. So you white

guys, you think you're so tough with your

testosterone and gym stuff. You're

literally an endangered species. You're

like the least populated type of human on

the whole planet.

So I don't know what you're bragging

about. You're a dying breed

and all you care about is your stupid fade

haircut and your muscle gains in the gym.

There's like 5 billion Chinese guys,

shorter, with lesbian haircuts, and

they're outbreeding you. And then you

white guys are like, ooh, lesbian haircut.

Yeah, okay. Wait until there's not even

100 mil of you guys left. You're going to

get fucked out of existence.

There's, there's like 10 times more Asian

guys with this haircut making more babies

than you stupid fade guys in

the West. So I don't know what you're

bragging about.

There's more guys that look like me in the

world than there's guys that look like

you. That's just facts.

Which means there's more women in the

world that want to have sex with guys that

look like me than look like you. You just

owned yourself, basically.

Hmm, interesting. I can't open any more

shorts because I'm

down so much on the other ones.

No, I'd look weird with a fade or a short

haircut. It wouldn't suit me because I

don't have a masculine face.

How am I buying Switch 2? I use my credit

card.

I got £7,000 available credit on the other

credit card. Remember, I paid it all off,

but I'm not going to keep it, so I'll

just, um, return it and I'll get the money

Try it out. I have tried out short

haircut. When I was 10 years old and it

The annoying thing is you guys would say

it looks good, but I would hate it. I

know, because one time I lifted all my

hair up and I was like being sarcastic

saying, oh yeah, this looks so good. And

everyone, I, I know, I unironically said

it actually does look better. And I said,

shut up. It looks stupid.

I don't— I wouldn't like it. I don't care

if you guys like it. What matters is that

I like it.

Now, if you're a girl and you're saying

you're gonna have sex with me if I get a

short haircut, well, we can negotiate,

okay? I would be willing to cut my

hair For sex.

So you can always suggest I cut it, and I

could give it a try, but I want sex first,

and then I'll just grow it back out.

I think I've had the same haircut for 15

years now with the swoop.

The shortest I've cut it was when I got

back with Chihiro in 2019, where I cut the

sides really short. And I thought it

looked really stupid. I don't like it

when I have short hair. I mean,

it is getting a little bit long, but it

can get a lot longer. Trust me,

it took me a long time to find my haircut.

I tried many things.

Yeah, Blood Bucket would look so good if

she just had normal hair.

Like, shoulder length at least.

No, I like it when my hair gets a bit

longer.

Okay, what else happened? Um.

I don't know, I haven't seen her pics

Yeah, so hopefully I can turn the Switch 2

into something I can pump videos Out about

on— it's an

investment. I took my Ethereum

gains, bought a Switch with it. See how

Hmm, well, not really anything else to

talk about, really.

Um.

I kind of have a secret. I don't know if

I should mention it.

I'm calculating the risks.

Oh, my, my mum left a comment on my

YouTube channel. The really old video

called the bedroom tour, where the

thumbnail is a picture of myself when I

was a kid. She wrote a comment saying,

uh, such a cute kid. Now he turned into an

evil person. I thought I blocked my

mum. So I blocked her again. Oh yeah.

I unblocked everyone, didn't I recently?

So that's why she was— I didn't think

she's like going on my old videos and

writing hate comments on my channel. She

wrote that I've become an evil person.

Can you believe that? It's rich coming

from her. She literally thinks

she's the, like, the sweet, innocent

princess and I'm the evil bad guy. It's

just crazy how people's warped perceptions

are based on how they view reality.

And from my standpoint, she's the evil

one. I have done nothing wrong.

I've literally done nothing wrong. And

she's abusing me verbally. And then she

acts like I'm the evil person.

All I do is exist. And then I get verbal

abuse for merely existing.

And then she's got the nerve to say I'm

evil.

That's what really annoys me.

She literally thinks she is the victim.

It's crazy.

I don't know if she's just really stupid

or she has zero ability to

see things from my point of view.

Did I clash with her a lot growing up? My

whole life.

We've been clashing for my whole life.

Does my sister clash with Cami as well?

Not really.

My sister is very patient. She doesn't get

angry. Like, I've never seen my sister get

angry. And lose her temper. I don't know

how she does it, but she's like really,

really emotionally in

control. And I'm not. I get mad and

I rage. As you know, I don't think

I've ever seen her do that.

I've got a short temper. If I get, if I

get triggered in the right way, I've got a

short temper.

What does she suggest I do? Who, my

I don't know. She just— she says it's

easier if I just, like, let my mum win.

But I can't.

But I still haven't gotten an apology.

I just, I don't think mums and sons can

really get along if they live together.

Maybe mums and daughters is a different

dynamic, but I think like a son living

with his mum when he's an adult. Is always

going to trigger the mum, and then the

mum's always going to trigger the son

because the son wants to feel like an

adult, even if he's not acting like one.

So the dynamic just doesn't work.

Good thing I closed that long. I was

completely right. Rejected at 50%.

Damn, I'm good. Holy shit.

Don't need Traveling Trader anymore.

He didn't even make any money today. What

a loser.

Am I gonna say the secrets?

Hmm, no, not yet.

Secrets only available for

special members.

What was the trigger of what?

Yeah, I got paid by Patreon today. For

some reason, someone is still paying me

like $5 a month on Patreon for the last 5

years. I don't know if they forgot or

something. I haven't even posted anything

on Patreon since I was doing that video

game, which was all the way back in—

wasn't that 2021 when I was in Manchester?

Jesus Christ, that was ages ago.

That was the last time I tried to reboot

my Patreon thinking people would actually

care about my project.

Yeah, it's hard to do a Patreon when you

don't really have anything special to

So yeah, I ghosted the car dealership

because I don't want to buy the wheel from

them, and I thought it doesn't really

matter because I'm not going to see them

again until next year when I do my next

MOT. Because if I'm still here, yeah, I

guess I would use them again for MOT

because you get free wash.

I don't know, maybe. I don't know. I

thought they were a good dealership. I

just didn't really— well, why didn't they

offer to repair my wheel instead of buying

me a new one? So now they bought the

wheel, but now I'm not going to pay for

Yeah. MIT is every year.

Really silly.

I might not even be here in a year. Who

knows? I think if I'm still here in a

year, it would be like a Christmas miracle

that I can still afford it or I haven't

been kicked out or something hasn't

happened. Just nothing ever seems to stay

stable in my life. I just feel like if I'm

still here in a year, I'd be amazed.

I really would be amazed if I'm still

here and I haven't, like, moved in with a

girl in some other country or I don't

know, like I meet a girl and then I just

sell everything and go move in with her.

It could happen.

Rots in Devon. I don't feel like I'm

rotting. I feel like I'm having quite a

comfy life.

We're just missing some human

interaction.

Oh, it looks like it's gonna tank. I

actually see a head and shoulders pattern.

Damn, I shouldn't have closed that short.

I'm gonna post out a special edition

OnlyFans video tonight, $25 each. I think

about 10 people bought it last time. And

back then I only had about 30-ish

followers. Now I've got 50. If I can get

about 10 people to buy it, it's like $250.

That'll pay nicely for my Switch.

Paying for Switch with my bumhole money.

What a time we live in.

What happens in the video? I put on my

sexy underwear and I ride Bobby Brown.

I do reverse cowboy.

It's pretty good.

That love doll is just endless moneymaker.

Am I actually getting a Switch 2? Yeah,

it's coming tomorrow. I ordered it today

and I got Cyberpunk 2077 coming with it

because I couldn't find another game that

I want to play on it. Mario Kart World,

you just race around a track over and

over. Boring. How can you even review

Mario Kart? What, what do you even— I

don't even know how you review it. The

graphics look the same as the previous

game, the gameplay is going to be the

same, the only new thing is this open

world driving thing which I don't know how

anyone would care about.

And then what else is on it? I don't want

to play Zelda again, I've already got— I

don't want to play Hitman again, I've

already played it so much. Um,

Street Fighter 6 could be nice on Switch

too.

So I thought Cyberpunk 2077 would be like

a good showcase of its performance, and

also, you know, it's a good game. I like

Cyberpunk 2077.

And I've always bought all the Switches.

I've had the Switch original. Do you

remember me and my dad changing the

Joy-Con housing for Chris over Christmas?

And then I got the Switch Lite 2019

Christmas with Joe Hero. Remember I made a

video and I got the Switch Lite and then I

made loads of videos when I was in Japan

on it. And then I got the Switch OLED and

I didn't really play it a lot. Uh,

I remember bringing the Switch. Yeah, I

got the Switch OLED in 2022. Made a

review. It got like 500,000 views. And

then I brought it with me to Thailand and

then I barely used it. Played some Mario

Kart on it. Uh, that's it really. And then

I got the ROG Ally and then I thought the

ROG Ally is so much better than the Switch

already because I can play Diablo and GTA

and Red Dead 2 on it. Can't play those on

the Switch. And then I sold it in

Thailand, and then I gave the Switch Lite

to Sunny so she could give it to her niece

for a Christmas present. Give me back my

Switch Lite, Sunny. I do

all this stuff for Sunny, and then she

still calls me a shit boyfriend. Can you

believe it? Just like my mum. You do all

these nice things, and then it

gets completely forgotten about. When they

start calling you names, they say, oh,

you don't do anything for me, apart from

all the things I did do, like picking you

up, giving you lifts, buying you this,

buying you that, giving you my Switch.

And then, you know, when you have a fight,

they just say all this stuff that is not

even true, like, oh, you don't clean, you

don't help, when I literally do.

That's the problem with doing things for

people, and that when the shit hits the

fan, they'll insult you as if none of this

stuff even happened.

Yeah, if Fallout 4 was on Switch 2, that

would be cool. I really hope more PC games

are going to come to Switch 2. You might

as well just get a Steam Deck then.

Imagine getting a Switch 2 to play PC

games. You get a Steam Deck. No,

Steam Deck's not trending anymore. I need

the latest. It's just a shame Nintendo

games suck so much. Like when I had the

other Switches, I never played Nintendo.

I only played PC ports like Mortal

Kombat or Darkest Dungeon.

Mario Kart's fun for like 10 minutes

racing around and it gets boring. I never

like— I've never played Donkey Kong. It's

just a stupid big gorilla chucking

bananas. How is that fun? I never liked

Mario games like Mario Odyssey, Mario

whatever. You just run around, you jump,

they got stupid puzzles. You got like

silly levels with the spinning platforms

and moving blocks, and they got silly

little gimmicks in every level. You got

silly little puzzles, and then you got

different ways to solve it using Mario's

stupid abilities. I just don't care about

that stuff. I don't care about platforming

and puzzles. And then you got Metroid,

boring game. Oh well, thanks,

Lusty. Crypt of Sucks

Zero Tenth would not recommend basic

stuff. You got to pay extra for the

hardcore stuff.

Mario Kart's fun with friends. I don't

know. Maybe I don't have any friends. I

used to play online a lot, see if I could

beat all the Japanese. There was always

like eight Japanese people out of the

twelve players, and there's always some

Japanese person at number one. Trying to

get to number one was quite fun, I guess.

But then I just got bored and annoyed.

Like you get to number one, you always end

up getting hit in the backside by some

stupid homing. Missile thingy.

And what else? Zelda. I think Zelda is

probably the best franchise because it

doesn't look stupid. The world

is quite nice. It's kind of like Elden

Ring in a way, but more gay.

Kirby, gay. Sonic games,

boring. I don't know. There's just no good

Nintendo games. Pokémon. Boring.

Nintendo makes bad games. They're just—

they're just running off nostalgia. I

never played Nintendo when I was a kid.

Okay? I had the first Game Boy. I guess I

had Super Mario Land, but I hated it. I

was more of a Sega PlayStation kid.

I never had the N64. I never had the

GameCube. Actually, I did have the

GameCube, but I didn't like it. I had the

GameCube and I had like one game on it and

it was boring.

I think I had the Wii, but I didn't like

it. It was boring.

So I don't know why. I don't like Nintendo

games. They're for either gay guys or

girls. Girls love Nintendo because it's

all cartoony and childish.

Gays, soy boys, and girls. That's what

Nintendo's for. Not like me. Hardcore PC

gamer. I like Rainbow Six.

Oh wow, thanks, Gerbert. Do you like

Nintendo? Danny, can we play together? I

love you. You got a Mario thing as your

profile picture. I take it you do like

Nintendo.

Well, I want to get the Switch too because

it's probably going to be trending and I

could probably crank out some clickbait.

And maybe third-party games would be good.

When I was a kid, I played— I was more of

a PlayStation guy, you know, Metal Gear

Solid, GTA used

to be only on PlayStation. And then I went

from PlayStation to Xbox. And then in my

teenage years, I was an Xbox guy. Halo.

I can't remember the other games. Halo.

I really loved Halo. Me and my friend used

to just talk, nerd out about Halo all the

time. On the way home from school, we just

talk about Halo. I loved the

first game when you start off in the ship,

the Autumn of Pillar or the Pillar of

Autumn, and it's under attack by the

Covenant. And then Captain Keyes is like,

you have to go now. And then you can shoot

Captain Keyes in the face and then all the

Marines turn on you and try and take you

down. Do you remember the Marines in Halo?

They would follow you around and I'd get

really sad if they died. If I lost any

Marines, I'd restart the checkpoint.

Until I could make sure they all survive.

I felt really sad if one of them died. I

wanted to protect them, have my little

band of bros.

Yeah, I miss Halo. It was good.

After Halo 4, it got boring though.

It was such a cool story with really cool

characters. Really good music.

It was better than most movies.

The whole idea of this alien race trying

to wipe you out was really intriguing as a

kid, as a like as a fourteen-year-old

kid. It was so cool. The music was like do

do do do. It was so cool.

And all the vehicles like the Warthog and

the Scorpion tank. And then you could also

hijack the Covenant vehicles, the Ghost

and the Wrath, or the Wraith and the

Banshee. God, the vehicles were so cool.

I love the Warthog. And then you get

little Marines jumping in with you.

Good times.

Was there co-op mode? I think there was,

and we used to do co-op mode, and then we

did deathmatches, and I'd always destroy

my friends. They would gang up on me. I

could easily take them down with the

pistol, with the headshots, the scoped

pistol.

Oh yeah, there's, um, no on-screen

stuff. What the hell happened?

Oh yeah,

because I was making a video.

I completely forgot. Yeah, I switched the

scenes.

Yeah, I switched the scenes because I was

making a video earlier today and I didn't

switch it back and now I can't be

Well, the debt numbers are the same

anyway.

No, we've got— I think

we've got more. No, I've got less

overdraft because I've got some OnlyFans

money. So overdraft is like £80 now.

I'm not counting the money I've spent for

the Switch 2 because I don't know if I'm

keeping it yet.

And yeah, it's pretty much the same.

Oh, we tanking!

I told you.

Didn't I tell you? I told

you.

Day trading account is at £191.

Earlier today it was at £145. I was

pissing my pants. And then good old Elon

started beefing with Trump and the market

crashed.

Trump versus Elon. Let's go.

You do not want to piss off a billionaire

autistic man who has a megaphone like

Twitter at his disposal. Trust me,

as someone who has somewhat of a platform,

you do not want to piss us off. Oh my God,

it's tanking! Holy crap,

I'm nearly at break-even. Day trading

account, £198.

You see, sometimes just going

short and then holding it until it

eventually crashes is actually easier than

trying to trade setups, sitting there

looking for stupid little patterns. Just

randomly go short.

Works every time.

Oh my God, Tesla is at $298.

Who's gonna buy some Tesla? People were

saying it was gonna go to $400.

Traveling Trader got wrecked. He opened

call options at like $330. He closed them

at like 30% loss.

Traveling Trader has not been having a

good week. He goes short, market rips. He

goes long, it tanks.

Tesla's at $298.

I mean, if it rips back to $400 from here,

what, what would that be?

Why is this stupid thing not working? Oh

God, it's not working.

Oh,

it would be a 40% move from

here back to 400.

I kind of want to buy some Tesla. I might

sell all my Russell 2000. Oh no, UK

market's closed.

Damn it. What if I sell

all my Barrick Gold and buy Tesla with it?

Damn, look at it go! I can't believe that

it tanked 20%.

Oh my God, it's bouncing hard.

Sell Barrick. Should I sell all Barrick

and go all in Tesla?

I mean, Barrick's already up a lot.

Oh damn, what? Barrick ripped today.

I didn't even notice. Barrick went up to

nearly $21 today. How did I not notice

B, B, B.

Oh, what? Barrick went up to $20.70

and I didn't even notice.

How'd it go with the wheel? I woke up too

late and then I couldn't be bothered to

go. And then I ghosted them.

They called me, but I ignored it.

Whatever.

Mama, I don't know what to do.

I kind of want to buy a Tesla. And sell

Barrick.

Catalyst for Barrick is if— I mean, it

seems pretty likely gold would retest

all-time highs,

which would drag up Barrick.

But Tesla could have a 40% run back up to

$400.

Historically, June is Tesla's best month.

As well.

Buy the actual gold fund.

Hmm, gold,

4.5% away from previous all-time highs.

Uh, if Barrick Gold gets back to $21,

that's 5%, so it's basically the same,

isn't it? $21 could

be very doable for Barrick Gold.

Oh, they, they postponed the Mali Corps

again. It was supposed to happen today,

but they postponed it to the 12th. Now

they just keep postponing it.

Hmm,

this— is this just because Elon and Trump

are beefing? Because that's a silly

reason. Unless the only reason Tesla

pumped was because Elon and Trump were

best friends, which is even more stupid.

Am I in a better mood today? Yeah, way

better.

My day trading account has done really

well today.

I'm up nearly £50.

And my Switch 2 is coming tomorrow. Pump

out some videos. If I make 100

videos and they make like $4 each,

it could break even. Get a free Switch.

What color? I thought they were all the

same color. That gray color.

See if trapped in trade is saying

anything.

Nope.

Yeah. I mean, if I sell £1,000 of Barrick

Gold and put it in Tesla, and if it does

move 40%, that's like £400 gain.

That's pretty good.

I might do that.

Hmm, I don't know if Tesla's bottomed yet.

I'm going to sell half

my Barrick Gold. Now I'll

sell 70 shares of Barrick and

get £1,000 worth of Tesla.

Do you think it's done? It's at 298 right

Or maybe I just get £500 worth and

then get another £500 when it drops more,

because you never buy at the bottom, do

you? You always buy and then it drops

more, doesn't it?

I mean, 40% of 500 is still pretty good.

It would make back what I lost from that

SPY short.

It's still going. It's at 297 now.

Uh, I'd be looking to sell the Tesla

before July, so it's not like I'm

buying this instead of paying my debt off.

Damn, is it 296 now?

I kind of want to get it at 290.

I reckon it can get to 290.

I mean, that's 2%. I mean, who really

cares about 2% when we're gonna be making

40%?

Hmm, is it 296?

Okay, I'm selling 50 shares of Barrick.

Okay, I got £760 to

buy Tesla. It's at 295 now.

It's done a 12% drop today.

Interest on my debt is zero. Like I've

said over and over and over and over

again, my debt is all

0% interest.

Okay, I'm going to buy 500,

250.

Yeah, is there a Tesla leveraged ETF?

No. I should

get CFDs, 5x leverage. No,

I'll just get the shares.

Okay, I'm buying, hmm,

£600 worth.

It's done.

Okay, I've got 600 Tesla,

1,074 Rust, 2,000 2,200 Barrick

Gold and 160

cash.

3 assets.

I feel pretty good about that.

Tesla, is that on free trade?

I wish I got the silver ETF. It's gone up

like 15%. I was going to get it,

but not now.

It's gone up 20% this month.

Silver ballooned. No,

it's not on free trade.

So yeah, I got long exposure now. With

Russell 2000, Tesla, in case market rips.

And then I've got protection with Barrick

Gold in case it doesn't.

Now I just need my shorts back.

So I got Tesla at— I've

got 2.7 shares at $298.3.

What's that now?

Oh my God, it's at 294 now.

I'm down 1% already.

It's at 295.

I got it at 298.

It's okay. I mean, if it tanks more, my

CFDs will do well. I can't

lose, although Tesla

is still kind of tanking and NASDAQ's

bouncing. What food am I going to make

tonight? I had the rest of the fish and

chips fish with some noodles, air fried it

back to crispiness. It was really good.

I've got pork loin. What else?

Pork belly. I could make— hmm,

such a pain making the breadcrumbed pork

loins. I'm hungry.

I made £20 going long today, CFDs, and

then I made back 40-ish from the market

tanking, and then I closed one short,

so if it rips again, I won't get wrecked

as hard.

Yeah, well, sure, mate. I better use the

vegetables as well. Also, I need to

cook the potatoes quickly because they're

going gray.

I'm nearly back at break-even.

I'm at— the day trading account's at £182

now. I need it back over 200, really.

Hmm. Da da da da da da.

Okay, let's get cooking.

Okay.

Yeah, it's actually pretty good that

person got me all that beer because I

could use it to make batter and I can

drink the beer. Win-win.

Can't lose. That's my motto in life.

Ugh, Ollie, stop messaging me about how I

had sex with Blood Bucket. It's not that

funny. Ollie thinks it's hilarious,

but he's just jealous.

Testing, testing.

Oh no, Tesla's at 293. God damn

it, I told you it was going to go 290.

I'm probably down 2% now.

It's fine if it goes down another 10%,

I'll just use the rest of the money to get

more. That's why I didn't go all in.

Is it lagging or is it just me?

Yeah, Ollie, you're just jealous because

you could never bang a blood bucket.

Don't deny it.

Oh my God, I'm down $6 per share.

Let's see what we got.

Why does it stop?

Oh, pork loin,

potatoes. I should

precook Potatoes.

How are we going to cook the pork?

I'm thinking of like more of a— maybe

like in the picture with rosemary, more of

a Western style. Instead of tonkatsu

again and again and again

with some broccoli and

potatoes.

Yeah, I could make the tonkatsu and turn

it into a video as well. These, um,

live cooking bits are really useful to put

on the end of videos to stretch it because

I can't think of anything to talk about

longer than 5 minutes.

Okay, what are we gonna do? What are we

gonna do? What are we gonna do? Oh,

what about beer batter pork loin?

Hmm,

but remember to make the batter thicker as

well.

Um, let's see.

I think I've already got to cook off all

the potatoes.

Are they still good? They're going

white.

I think they're just drying out. I don't

think it's mold.

They're just going dry.

Oh.

I think they're still good.

Um, what I'll do is get

the oil, put it back in the pot,

nice and clean this time.

And then we'll get some of this oil and

just,

um, drizzle the oil all over it like

that. And then some seasoning.

Cajun seasoning.

And where's my salt?

Damn it, Tesla's at $291. I bought at

$299.

And then you go like this,

get all the flavour in there,

and then in the air fryer.

Ew.

In the air fryer.

35 minutes. Oh, I missed one. Damn it.

What should I do with that?

Okay,

that'll take about 35 minutes,

and then we're going to make a

beer-battered pork I

think. Yeah, so first you want to get your

flour and

then you get your beer.

And then you want garlic powder.

Uh, actually, I don't want to season the

back.

More beer.

I think I put too much flour.

Oh wow, thanks, Sunny.

Very generous, but I don't know what the

message was. Miss your raw meat.

Okay,

so generous. Do you think that's too

thick? I feel like it's a bit too thick.

Bit more beer.

Now that's a bit too thin. Fucking hell.

More flour.

And now it looks too thick.

More beer.

Okay, and that's too thin. Oh my God,

more flour.

Okay, I should be fine, whatever.

Now we gotta season. The pork.

Uh, we're gonna go

with the sockle.

Now we're going to coat the pork in the

All over like that.

Delicious.

Tissues ready and the spatula.

Preparation, preparation is the key.

And then I need more oil.

Going to fry the broccoli.

Okay, just got to wait for the oil to heat

Oh my God, Tesla's at $289.

I bought at $298.

Are you kidding me?

I'm down 3%.

My cost basis is $298 and it's at $289.

Fucking hell.

Oh, I'm already down $24.

I'm already down 3% on Tesla.

It's at $288 now.

If it goes to the 270s, I'd buy a bit

more. Good thing I didn't buy £1,000.

I'd be down £30 already.

Holy shit, look at that, it's down 20%.

So I thought it would bounce here because

it's on this previous resistance line,

which was at 290.

So this was previous resistance. And now

it's bounced— it was hoping it would

bounce off there.

Well, if it can get back to 400, that

would be a 50% gain. I'll be rich.

See it boil again. Put one in first,

see how it goes.

Boil. Let's have heat on a bit.

Do do do do do do.

God, it's pretty bubbly.

I feel like the batter is going to go

brown before the meat even gets cooked.

This was £140 earlier today,

so I'm quite happy.

Oh my God, it's cooking too fast! Oh my

Oh shit.

Looking real bad.

Oh my God,

no, my God,

it's already burning.

Why is the damn oil so hot?

Oh my God,

why is it so crazy?

So,

whoa, my God.

Why is it doing that? Jesus Christ,

why is

the oil crazy?

It wasn't doing

this yesterday.

Oh, shut up!

Why is it being stupid?

I don't understand why it's going crazy

Look, the heat is on like less than half

It's getting crazier and crazier. There's

no reason.

Yesterday it was fine.

Today, it's blowing up in my face.

Acting like a stupid idiot.

Oh my God, I'm down— I'm

down $13 per share already.

I thought I, I timed the bottom.

Well, my CFD shorts are doing very well.

Look, back at 190 now.

Oh my God, 270, here we

Look, half the oil's all over the

kitchen.

Oh my God. I think I

bought 298.

I bought it there and it's gone down

Look at all the oil everywhere.

Crazy.

Yeah, maybe I should buy an actual deep

fryer.

I think it's bottomed. Does it say it's

gonna bounce? It went down to 284.

All right,

we got another 2 of these to cook. It's

My arm's getting fried.

Tesla gonna hit $279.

Oh my God,

whoa, my CFD count though, 192.

Still a long way from where my short

started. I need it to tank

more. This tanking is tiny,

really.

I need it to tank back down there.

Okay,

next.

I bet the first one's not cooked in the

middle. The second one's probably fine.

Oh my god, Tesla are gonna hit $270s.

I'm $18 down per share and I've got 2.7

shares. I'm down like $50.

Oh my god, I'm down 5% already.

Already. I'm down $50 already.

Oh my God,

it's all

your fault. You didn't tell me. Look,

we're gonna hit $279. I'm down $20 a

share. When's it

gonna bounce?

The market is tanking. Holy shit.

Come on, come back to my shorts.

Holy shit, 199.

I'm gonna break even.

I was down 140 and I'm only— I'm back at

200 now.

This is crazy,

crazy baby. Oh my God.

Look at it go!

My shorts are down here, my profit was

down there. I'm back over 200!

We did it! It was days of pain, but we're

back over 200. Couldn't have done it

without you. Actually, I could have.

You're all useless. Oh my God, we're back

at 278! Oh my God, I'm down $20 a share.

That's insane. I thought it was going

to bounce at $290.

Look at that. I can't believe it.

If it goes down to like $250, I'm buying

another 5 Holy

moly, 207, 208!

We're making all the money back now. I

shouldn't have closed that short. Fucking

hell.

Whoa, I'm at 210,

212. My shorts— oh, I shouldn't have

closed the other short. Damn it.

It's okay, it's okay.

47. Yeah, if I can just break even

on all my shorts.

Tesla's at $277.

Potatoes look good.

276. It is funny, I made back

£70 on my CFD shorts and then lost

£50 on buying Tesla. You can't make

this up.

I'm at 213.

From 140 to 213 in a day.