[2024-10-10] my life is ruined... [sROMaow8JE0]

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I think

I'm still sick. I think

it's the 3rd Friday since I got sick.

Takes ages to get rid of.

Now I've got some kind of chest infection,

but at least I can drive now.

Don't feel so dizzy now. Oh,

I parked in a bus stop again. I didn't

park in it, so I thought it was like a

parking bay, and the police were right

behind me as well. I did it right in front

of the police. The police don't care

though. So I signal left and I pull into

the parking bay and then I realize, oh

crap, it's a bus stop. I quickly get out

of it. But I don't know if I'm gonna get

another fine because technically

you're not allowed to stop in a bus stop

for even 1 second.

So now I've got to wait for like— it

usually takes about 10 days, I think,

until you get a letter. So if I don't get

a letter after like 10 days, I should be

fine. Don't know, depends if it's watched

by CCTV or not. I hate stupid buses.

Oh my God, you can't drive in the bus

lane, you can't drive in stupid bus stop,

you can't even go into a lane where

buses are supposed to pick up passengers.

What's the big deal? There's not even

buses in it 99% of the time. The bus lane

is empty 99% of the time. There's not like

hundreds of buses going down it all the

time. And it's a whole lane wasted,

and if you go in it for one second, you

get a stupid fine. Driving is so stupid

sometimes. They didn't make it clear it's

a bus stop. They should put— they should

paint the whole road red. And put massive

letters saying bus stop then.

Ugh, I hate all this stupid bus stuff.

And then I did something pretty dangerous

on a roundabout yesterday. Stupid sat nav

was telling me to go— well, it was my

mistake because I entered the wrong

address into the sat nav. So the sat-nav

was telling me to go straight ahead on the

roundabout, but I knew from memory usually

I take the first left, but I was already

positioned to go straight. I was in the

right lane, and I thought, can't I just go

left? But there was a car to my left

blocking me, so my brain just kind of shut

down, and I was like, oh, I want to go

left, but I'm not supposed to, and I kind

of just zigzagged in the roundabout trying

to decide, should I just go left and be

dangerous or go forwards and then I've got

to do a U-turn? So I got horned out on the

roundabout. I hate roundabouts so much. I

got horned out on the roundabout, but I

deserved it because it was pretty

dangerous what I did. I should have just

went straight. I had to go straight

anyway. I tried entering the no-entry lane

on the roundabout. Sometimes it's so

annoying because it's like, everyone get

the fuck out of my way, I'm trying to move

and you're in my way, you stupid idiots.

You can't really turn left when you're in

the right lane because there's traffic on

the left side blocking you.

Ah, driving's so stressful and annoying.

So I thought it was a parking bay, it was

a bus stop. Now I'm worried if I'm gonna

have to pay another stupid fine, £30

again.

Uh,

it's quite easy to not drive in the bus

lane because it's clearly marked and it's

got the solid white line, but sometimes

You don't know that a bus stop is a bus

stop because they got a tiny piddly little

sign. And by the time I've stopped in

the bus stop, by the time I've noticed

it's a bus stop, I've already stopped in

it.

But I was just really tired yesterday,

and when you're tired you make stupid

mistakes. Surprised I haven't crashed yet.

Been what, 2 months? I bought it, bought

the car on the 15th of August.

Now it's nearly 15th October. It's nearly

been 2 months. Haven't crashed it yet.

As long as I don't get a speeding fine,

because then you get points on your

license. Bus stop fine is annoying, but

stupid camera.

It's a stupid Temu ad,

cuz now they want you to pay for the

premium version or else they put Temu ads.

So every time the Temu ad pops up, it cuts

the connection. Am I

losing weight? Uh,

yeah, I guess so. I'm getting back my

chiseled jaw.

My face isn't looking all bloated like it

was in Thailand.

You can speed once, pay £90 plus do a

class. Yeah, but then you gotta do a

stupid class. I guess I'd rather do the

class than get points.

The problem is Even if I'm trying to

follow the speed limit, people behind me

get mad because I'm driving too slow and

they get really close behind me, so then I

feel pressured to go over it. So if

everyone's just going over the speed

limit, then why not? You're in a 40 zone,

everyone's doing like 45, 50. So when the

cameras are around, you got to be careful.

Where's Sunny? I don't know. I said, do

you want to come over end of September?

She said she's busy because it's her

birthday and stuff. So I said, okay, what

about mid-October? And she said she

could do, but she won't have any money.

She said, what about next year? And I was

like, what, next year?

That's ages away. She said she won't

have any money until next year. Why does

no one ever have any money? So annoying.

Ah, stupid bastard never had any money

either. I'm the one who's in debt by

like £15,000, but I got money still to do

It's always like I'm the one who never has

a job and is always in debt. But I still

have money to do stuff.

Don't know, whatever. I haven't talked to

her in like 10 days.

If she wants to come, come. If you don't

want to come, don't come then. Whatever.

I just don't understand women. They make

no sense.

So I don't know, I just feel like the

eagerness is not there like

it was before.

Get back on dating apps? I can't be

bothered. I'd need to get a new phone and

then I'd get banned again probably in 2

I don't have the energy to do dating stuff

anymore. I can't be bothered. Got debts to

I told you she would get bored because you

don't do anything ever.

What am I supposed to do? Do what? Buy a

helicopter?

I don't know what people want to do.

Mila wants to trespass places.

Mila needs to grow up. She's got like

12-year-old mental level breaking

in and trespassing on construction sites.

Oh wow, so fun when we get arrested and

Women, that's just so difficult. I don't

know what they want most of the time.

It's like you text them too much and then

they get weirded out, and then you don't

text them enough and then they're like,

oh, you don't care about me anymore.

Don't I want any excitement?

I don't really know what's exciting

anymore.

What would be exciting? I don't know

what's exciting.

And then I got sick for like 2 weeks, so I

can't do anything anyway. I'm still sick.

I just felt terrible and like no energy

for the last 2 weeks and a half now.

Hate getting flus.

Flus are the worst. It takes like a month

until you really fully recover.

How far Daniel fell off from a drama

Yeah, well, when you don't have a crazy ex

or like a crazy wife, it's hard to come up

with drama.

How are you finding work? I don't know. I

feel like giving up soon. My China socks

did pretty well. I sold it all, I think.

What if I just sell my stocks, pay off the

credit card, give my mum a couple

thousand? Be done with it.

And then I just owe my mum $5K,

and then I can just slowly rebuild my

stock portfolio.

I don't really want to go out when it's

cold. Winter's coming.

I don't want to drive either. It'll be all

icy and scary. I feel like maybe I just

December when it gets cold,

and then I just pay off my credit card

with my stock money.

My mum doesn't really care if I pay her

back quickly or not. I'll just work

a couple more months, save up a couple

thousand.

Car payments? It's only a couple hundred

pounds. YouTube channel will pay that off

easy.

Don't I have any work stories?

Not really. Just like traffic

stories. I don't— I think you guys don't

care about traffic stories.

The car payments are easy. I could easily

pay the car payments with the YouTube

channel. It's like £200

a month. Maybe I'll sell the car to my

mum. She said she quite likes the idea of

an automatic. I'll sell the car to my mum

for like £12k.

And then cancel my insurance and then go

back to YouTube, bored of this stupid

wage-slaving stuff. Boring, stupid. And

then I get a stupid penalty for going

in a bus lane.

Even if I had money, what am I gonna do

with it? IPhone 16 is boring.

I couldn't even be bothered to buy the

iPhone 16 to review it and send it back

because it looks so boring.

You sound like you're having some kind of

crisis. I thought having more money would

make me happy, but I don't really feel

happier making more money because

there's nothing to buy. What's the point

having money when you

don't want anything? There's no point

having money. And I thought having a car

would be really cool. I could drive

everywhere. Now I'm a bit bored of

driving.

Don't know, like, I feel lost in life,

given up on the YouTube thing.

YouTube doesn't bring me joy anymore.

Nothing brings me joy. I don't know what

to do. Traveling doesn't bring me joy.

Japan's dead to me. Hi, Daniel. This is

for your debt and car grin. Oh, wow.

Thanks, Aulus. Yeah, I'm bored

of the job. It's so boring. Everything's

boring. I used to be driven to,

like, go to Japan. And meet women and

make content. And now I'm like, I can't

be bothered to do anything.

I don't know what to do.

I don't want to go to Japan anymore. It

was so rubbish last time. That horrible

guest house. Tokyo is rubbish.

Osaka is just chav land.

I don't know what to do with my life.

I thought maybe I'd get a fish tank again.

Japan is nice if you can get an apartment,

like a modern apartment in a nice area

that's not surrounded by chavs. It's like

a nice modern apartment with a kitchen.

You just pop down supermarket, cook some

food, go for a walk.

That's the only way Japan's nice, and

you've got a nice wife or girlfriend. If

you don't have a wife or girlfriend and

you're in Japan, it's the most lonely,

depressing place ever. You just feel like,

like an otaku loser who's all alone,

like one of those Japanese guys who's like

40 and they live in a shoebox apartment

and they're like in a relationship with an

anime character. And they do Gundam. It's

just so sad. They eat noodles

every day. You just feel like that if

you're alone and you don't have a job.

And then you get a job in Japan, and then

nothing's ever good enough. And all the

stupid Japanese old men who's in charge

just nag you and boss you about, and

nothing's ever good enough for them.

Because they've dedicated their whole

lives to this stupid restaurant or

whatever. Getting a job in Japan is

hell because they all take the— the

managers, they all take the job so

seriously and you can never please

them. Oh, Daniel, you need to say

irasshaimase louder. You need to sound

more genki, sharp. Fucking idiots.

Genki your backside.

Japan's great when you're a famous

YouTuber and you got a wife who does

everything for you and you got a nice

place to live. Otherwise it sucks. So

unless I get a wife and I'm a famous

YouTuber again, life in Japan's never

going to be as good as it was.

I can't get an entertainer's visa.

You need to make like $100,000 in a year

or something stupid.

Aborted in Japan.

Chris's new channel for when he gets

Sharla up the duff by accident.

I haven't really watched him recently. I

got bored. I don't even watch that Trash

Taste anymore. Been watching Dr

Disrespect nonstop all day for some

reason, ever since he came back after

being cancelled. You have a bright future

ahead of you without Japan. Don't let this

channel die. Oh, thanks, Mo.

Yeah, but I need to do stuff for content.

If I don't do anything, there's no

content. But I don't know what to do,

that's the problem. And I don't just want

to chuck money away.

I can't afford to make silly financial

decisions anymore.

Problem with content is it costs money,

and my content never gets any views to

cover the costs. I'm not even breaking

even most of the time. But every time,

every time I try and spend money to make

content, I just end up losing money and

having a crap time.

There's no way I do IRL in London. Have

you heard about the phone-snatching bike

gangs of London? They ride these electric

bikes so you don't hear them coming, and

they just ride up behind you and snatch

your phone and ride off, and there's

nothing you can do.

The police can't even do anything, so

they've gone very bold.

London. Even my sister said that. She said

she's scared of having a phone out in

London. So many people are getting them

snatched.

London's a shithole. Why no driving

streams? Because my driving is not very

good. I'm scared I'm going to film myself

doing something illegal and then stupid

idiot's going to clip it and then send it

off to the police or the DVLA and then get

me a fine or points.

How did I heal up? I just slept a lot and

I took these vitamin C and zinc

tablets. You put it into water and you

drink it. I heard vitamin— I mean, I heard

zinc It's good for clearing up brain fog.

I don't think I want to do the Domino's

pizza job. They messaged me, said I could

rearrange an interview when I feel better,

but I don't really want to. Because isn't

the shift late? Like, dinnertime shift is

when most people order pizza, so you'd be

expected to do driving around in the dark,

which I do not want to do. I don't want to

drive when it's dark. I can barely see and

it's scary.

So you'd probably have to do like 6 to 9

PM shifts, dinnertime. I don't want to do

that. And the pay is not very good. It's

like minimum wage.

Oh, thanks. No name. Istanbul.

I don't even know where that is. Is that

Turkey? No, I'm bored of traveling.

Traveled my whole life. Didn't get me

Maybe if it's like lunchtime, delivering

pizzas at lunchtime, I wouldn't mind doing

it because you get tips

and you get £1 per delivery for your fuel.

But it doesn't cost me £1. My fuel is

really cheap, so I could just pocket it.

But I don't think anyone orders Domino's

pizza for lunch. It's usually dinner.

It's usually like young people who just

finished having sex whilst high, and now

they got the munchies and they want big

fat pizza. I don't want to deliver

food to some guy who just did it.

That used to be me. I used to be one

having furious sex and ordering food on

Uber. I don't want to be that delivery

guy.

Get their own damn post-sex food.

I'm not that monkey.

That used to be me back when I was

younger, my peak, booking Airbnbs.

Doing it after making a YouTube video,

then ordering Uber Eats, doner kebab.

It's all over now.

Uh, Dave Gibson got sick as well because

he came over when I was sick, and then he

got sick, but he got really sick. So me

and my mum delivered— we bought some food,

groceries, and delivered it to his house.

He gave me £10,

so that was nice.

Life's all ups and downs. I got a £30

penalty charge, but then I

got £10 from Dave Gibson, and then I made

like £11 from my video, so I got

back £20.

My mum got sick as well, but she seems to

be really strong, her immune system,

because she didn't get as sick as I did or

Dave Gibson did. And then she recovered

pretty quickly. My sister was here for

like 5 days. She just left today. I don't

think she got sick.

But I've

been fighting this virus for like 3 weeks,

so she's here on the 3rd week.

If she gets any exposure to my virus, it

would be like a weakened version of it

after I've done all the hard work fighting

it. So it would be like a vaccine,

basically, like a mild version. I tried

not to cough too much, but I can't help it

sometimes. I don't think it was COVID.

I feel like I got COVID last year in

Thailand because that was way worse. I had

pounding headaches. Oh, thanks,

Coochew.

Yeah, maybe when he was younger.

He was not bad looking.

Yeah, last year was way worse. I had

pounding headache for 2 or 3 days

and it was so painful. It was like boom,

boom. But this time I didn't have a

headache. I just had extreme drowsiness

and energy deprived.

I'm getting these flu things every year

now. Didn't used to get them.

I got it in 2018 before I got married,

and I collapsed at the supermarket,

remember? That was pretty bad.

It's either in August,

around August, September, or around

February, the flu season.

Should have reached at least 200K subs.

Well, I gained 100 new subs since I

stopped posting so much. I don't know why

my channel— I mean, PewDiePie's channel

doesn't grow either. He's stuck at 111

million. He was

crying about it on his last video.

Sometimes channels just peak. They hit

the ceiling of people who want

to watch this kind of content. What's that

skinny black cat? It looks weird.

This black cat keeps coming into our house

and eating Pushkin's food, and then he

runs off. He keeps coming around to see if

the cat flap's open.

I just don't think there's a very big

market for content about a

guy whining about how rubbish his life is.

It's not a very marketable niche.

Surprisingly, not many people are into it.

Hit the ceiling.

Yeah, I know, there's like a lot of small

channels that blow up and get

like a million views when they talk about,

oh, I got 2 jobs, oh, my life's so hard.

And they've got a high-vis jacket and

they're sitting in the car. I work 3 jobs,

but it's not enough. And recently there

seems to be this trend of people doing

these videos called, I'm 56,

if you're in your 20s, do this now.

You're wasting time. Stuff like that I see

going around right now.

But they'll just get one viral and then

the channel dies. They'll get

like a couple videos that gets a million

views, half million, and then after that

they'll just get 10K views every video.

It's not sustainable. You can't keep

making that video over and over again.

What happened to your plan to work, save

up money to buy a rental property? Yeah,

I can't be bothered with that. You think

pussy or a dollar dollar feels better?

I don't know, I never tried ass apart

Maybe it just feels the same.

Ask Japan took all your viewers away.

I wonder if there's much crossover. His

channel's dead as well. He only gets like

10K views now, and he just spams the same

title over and over again. 50-year-old

Japanese man makes sandwich.

50-year-old Japanese man who doesn't know

what to do with his life goes shopping.

He just puts the same title at the

beginning of the title and then followed

by whatever the video is about.

No, I think getting property is too hard.

It costs too much money, it's too much

work, there's too much risk— bad tenants,

maintenance.

I don't even know if I'd get approved for

a buy-to-let mortgage.

And to get any property that's cheap,

good value, you have to go far away, like

Wales, Liverpool. Kent is just too

expensive unless you've already got a lot

of money. And then if you get a cheap

place, you're going to be renting to poor

bummy people who smell and smoke weed and

don't have good employment. And then

they'll be like, oh, I can't pay rent this

month because I just got fired, please

mate. And you

can't kick them out anymore unless you

give them like 4 months notice.

Can't be bothered. I think if you've got

the money to invest, just get like a

dividend ETF.

That guy attached the wheelie bin to the

back of his car. That is the weirdest

thing I've ever seen. Did you see that?

He put the wheelie bin on the— attached to

the back of his car and he drove into his

driveway with it attached. That is so

lazy.

I think it's probably better just get like

a REIT, a real estate ETF that has

like 8% dividend yield if you want

to get into property. But I don't know,

I sold my China stocks after 2 years

of being down 20%. It finally went up like

40%. And I sold it all. Would you accept

£100,000 if you instantly gained 40

kilograms? You can start losing it

immediately, but you have to do the work

Wouldn't I be really fat? I'd be like 80

kilograms just for 100K. I don't

think I would. I'd be too lazy to exercise

and work it off. And the happiness

I'll get from $100K wouldn't be that

great. I'd pay off my debt and I've got

like $90K left. Then what? What do I do

with it? Buy a Tesla and then be bored

Don't know. So yeah, I sold all my China

stocks. Thank God I didn't listen to

people saying you should have sold it all

now.

China's not good or whatever. It went up

like 40%. I sold it when it went up about

30%, so I missed out on the top 10%, but

it came crashing back down. It's really

hard to time the exit, but I sold

it all because I thought, yeah, I waited

for 2 years to make like £100,

but at least I didn't lose. It was down

like £400 or £500 for 2 years. It shot up

I broke even, made back my £500 plus a

tiny bit extra. And I thought, yeah,

whatever, it's better than losing money,

I guess. I'll just sell it now.

So now I don't know what to do with the

I thought maybe I could pay off the credit

card with it or look for a new investment.

I thought maybe I don't

know really.

Now everyone, last year when I first

started talking about the tax problem,

you were all saying sell all your stocks

and pay the tax now. Thank God I didn't do

that because I grew my portfolio from

like £6,200 up to £8,600

now in the course of the last Yeah,

that was like 38% gain from

not selling it all. Everything did really

well. Gold did really well. Tesla has done

pretty well. And now China

finally went up.

So I got like 38% gain, made £2,400.

Extra that I wouldn't have had if I had

sold all of it last year.

What do you mean I didn't outpace

inflation? Inflation didn't go up 40%.

Inflation's been going down. What are you

talking about?

My Bitcoin hasn't really done anything.

I really need Bitcoin above $70K.

Does any of that matter if net worth is

still negative? Yeah, it's extra £2,400

in my pocket. I'd be down— I'd

be in £2,000 extra debt if I hadn't have

made that.

I did cash out. I sold all my China

stocks. I haven't sold my gold stocks,

so I still feel confident about gold.

Have I been horned at recently? Yeah,

yesterday I did something pretty dangerous

on the roundabout. I was supposed to take

the first exit, but I was in the right

lane and I was getting stressed. And I

wanted to force my way into the first

exit, but there was a car next to me,

so it's kind of dangerous. I started

to go for it and I realized it's dangerous

and I quickly went right again and I was

like zigzagging in the roundabout, got

horned at. So I just took the first exit I

could take and got out of it.

Really, I should have just gone round the

roundabout. I should have just done like a

full 360 instead of going out

But that one I kind of deserved. That was

really dangerous. I'm lucky I didn't

crash, actually. That was really stupid.

Yeah, well, my mum got horned at as well

at a roundabout. I see people get

horned at all the time. It's not just me.

English people just get mad. Very quickly

on the roads.

I swear every English person thinks they

are the best driver ever, so then they get

mad at anyone else who does something

slightly wrong. But everyone drives

around here thinking they're so good at

driving, and they give you all this

attitude, those stupid hand signals

and gestures in their car.

There's too many petrolheads in this

country, that's the problem. People like

Jeremy Clarkson think they're so good

because they drive a loud car with a V8

engine.

But I'm starting to get angry too.

Driving is like very anger-inducing

activity. Everyone's just in your way all

the time. Get the fuck out of the way,

fucking idiots. Especially the stupid

pedestrians crossing at car parks

on the zebra crossing. They just walk onto

the zebra crossing without looking. I hate

the zebra crossings.

People do a lot of weird stuff on the

And then my windows keep misting up. I

need to put the heater on and then it

drains the battery.

And sometimes the sun, the glare is so

strong it's hard to see anything.

I haven't had any problems with bicycles

yet. Bit scared

I accidentally knock one over.

I need to cut my hair, it's getting weird

looking.

You sound like a disaster on the road. I

think most of the time I'm fine. It's just

when weird stuff happens, I'm not— my

decision-making skills aren't very good

when something out of the ordinary

happens. I'm not great at

on-the-spot decision-making. My brain just

kind of shuts down and does stupid things.

I've only been driving for like 2 months.

Like, give me a break.

Also, when you're going around the

roundabout, the sat nav doesn't

seem to keep up with you, and then you

don't know which exit to take because it's

like lagging. And then I've taken the

wrong exit so many times, and I just took

the exit back onto the motorway, and then

I had to drive like 5 miles until I could

get to the next exit to do a U-turn.

Oh well, at least I haven't crashed.

That's all that matters. I think even if I

crashed, I wouldn't fix it as long as it's

still drivable. If it's like a little dent

or a crack, I wouldn't care. I'm just

scared I get a crash and I have to fix it,

otherwise it's not road legal.

Just get some super glue and sellotape.

Don't know what to do with my life

anymore.

Oh yeah, isn't there some kind of Tesla

event today? Robo taxi.

It's not really doing anything.

Gold's not doing anything either.

EV drivers will have to pay road tax soon.

Yeah, I think it's next— is it next April?

That's annoying.

They should be paying me to drive an EV.

I'm saving the world by not having exhaust

fumes. I don't need petrol.

I don't know where my electricity is

coming from though. It's probably coming

from LNG gas.

Elon Musk is so cringe now. Did you see

him with Trump? And he was like jumping

around. He looked like an 8-year-old kid.

I used to like him, but now he's just

getting too cringe. He's just way too

excited about the whole Trump getting shot

at thing. Like, calm down. Jesus. I feel

secondhand embarrassment.

He was like a giddy little kid on stage.

I want to sell my Tesla stocks if it goes

up from this robotaxi thing.

I deleted Twitter. I was getting It was

just making me miserable seeing all this

depressing stuff on it. I haven't looked

at Twitter in weeks now.

Did I pay my fine? Yeah, I paid it

straight away. At first I thought it was a

£60 fine.

So I was quite happy that it's only £30 if

you pay it straight away. I don't know why

Twitter has so much gore on it and like

pure sex. It's not even censored at all.

You see pure cereal

and then it makes me depressed because I'm

not getting any.

I don't want to get horny.

I hate it when you just suddenly get horny

when you're not trying to, because I don't

know, you're scrolling social media and

it's like a hot girl flashing her bits,

and then you're like, oh damn it, fuck's

sake. Now I know why the Muslims

cover their women up.

Sometimes you just don't want to see it.

Like, you're driving down the road,

there's a girl with all her legs out

and a big bum swinging,

and you want to get a good look, but

you're trying to concentrate on driving.

So annoying. Can't they put their bums

away? Fuck's sake, women, stop wearing

those tight skin-hugging gym pants

as well. I can see all the bum lines.

It should be illegal. If I went into town

with like really tight trousers and

you can see the outline of my dick,

people would be whining, wouldn't they?

But how come women just have their bums

out in public?

We need to institute Muslimic law

in the UK, then I won't get

accidentally horned on— horned

3 times more pollutants in EV than NA.

What's an NA car?

Yeah, but the point is the

pollution that's generated for the

electricity for my car is created far,

far away from me in

some factory. Not on the roads right

behind me coming out of an exhaust pipe.

If there's going to be pollution coming

out, I don't want it to be coming

out anywhere near me. They should just put

all the factories and stuff in the desert

And also, I like quiet. I don't like all

these big noisy engines.

All these people like Jeremy Clarkson now,

all whining about how boring modern cars

are. They don't have soul.

Everyone's driving microwaves. Boo-hoo,

there's no engine sound. Grow up. It's

just a stupid car. Who cares if it doesn't

make vroom vroom sounds?

I like Jeremy Clarkson, but the one thing

I dislike about him is how he keeps

shitting on EVs and modern cars. Modern

cars are nice. They look cool and

futuristic. You just press a pedal

and it goes. The technology has become so

advanced, you don't need all these

spinning pistons and gears and exhaust

pipes. That's the whole point of

technology. It's supposed to get better

and simplified. Imagine if we still had

steam engines, all the pistons and gears

and cylinders spinning around. Now it's

just a battery slab and a little motor

that drives it and gives you instant

torque. It's called progression.

Stupid petrolheads.

I just remember seeing my dad every

weekend in the garage trying to fix his

Lotus engine, or his car broke down, he

had to like unscrew the oil thingamajig

and put more oil in it,

do this and do that. EVs are so

simplified, you don't have these problems

now.

I think my car looks way cooler than all

these classic cars. The classic cars are

ugly. They look stupid.

I watch that James May Drive Tube channel

sometimes where they show classic cars and

they all look rubbish. That Jay Leno guy

with the big chin, he's got like a big

garage full of classic cars and they all

look rubbish. I'd much prefer like a nice

futuristic EV that's silent and

it's got a nice touchscreen inside.

Old people are weird.

I hated cars until EVs became mainstream.

It was the EV movement that got me into

cars because they're cool.

Oh, I just saw a Tesla drive by. Looked

like a Model Y. They're massive, those

Model Ys.

Nothing cool about your car. What? It does

0 to 30 in like 2 seconds. As soon as

traffic light goes green, I just put my

foot down and I'm like zoom, and all the

petrol cars behind me sort of fiddling

with their biting point and gear 1 and

clutch. I'm already gone.

Although sometimes it's a bit annoying

because, I don't

know, the Apple CarPlay doesn't

connect sometimes. Even though I plugged

Although I do kind of like the Hyundai

Kona electric SUV, looks quite nice.

Sometimes I feel like my car does seem a

bit like a toy because it's so small. And

it doesn't go vroom vroom.

But I don't think I'd— I don't know,

small cars are nice because it's easy to

park and do 3-point turns.

I don't know,

I'm a bit— getting a bit bored of car

stuff, to be honest. It's not really that

interesting now.

I need to find a new obsession.

Hmm, what should I do next?

Talk about your job. There's nothing to

talk about. I just go there,

lift stuff, and move it around. And then

finish and then come home. Try not to

crash on the way back.

I really feel like I've got no ambition,

no goals. I don't know what to do here.

I just— I went back to Rainbow Six. I play

Rainbow Six for like 5 hours a day now

because I'm so bored.

It's the only thing that kills the time.

You're addicted to video games. I'm not.

There's just nothing else to do. If I

didn't play video games, I would just sit

here staring at the wall, watching Dr

Disrespect maybe.

Why is your Steam profile private? I

forgot I used to have hundreds of friends

on Steam back when I was famous and

everyone added me. For some reason I

deleted everyone. I forgot why.

Maybe because I was playing games with Pia

and I was scared people were gonna find

I forgot why I would delete all my friends

on Steam. And then I set my profile to

private as well. Dunno, I was so paranoid

about everything, wasn't I? Constantly

taking videos down, putting them back up,

changing my channel name.

Don't know what Pia's up to. Don't talk to

her anymore. She doesn't even do Instagram

anymore. It's like she's also given

up or gotten bored of the whole social

media thing.

Guess it's when you reach that age.

When you're young, social media seems so

cool and you want a following,

but then you reach a certain age and you

just don't care anymore.

I think it's like an early 20s thing,

really.

Don't know. I feel like a new— what's

the word? A new paradigm.

No, not paradigm.

Is it paradigm? A new era

is beginning now my sickness is gone.

A mini, mini paradigm.

I feel like so much has happened since I

got back. Like, there was the wedding bit,

and then my relatives bit, and then Sunny

coming over bit. And then me getting a car

bit, and then getting a job bit. These are

all like mini bits. When's the mega bit

coming?

Oh yeah, the fight with my mum. That was

bad. That was a pretty bad fight.

I lost it. I just went berserk.

Broke my door as well.

I stormed out and then bought a car. That

was fun. I went for that job interview and

ended up coming home with a car. I took a

£40 taxi to the job interview,

and then I ignored them when they said

they would like to take it to the next

step.

Quite a lot of stuff's happening this

year. It's nearly the end. Started off in

Thailand, finishing off in Thailand.

I bought all that stuff, didn't I? Like

the MacBook and then the laptop and

then the Japan stuff.

It's been quite a busy year. I wonder if I

can just have one year where I do nothing

and don't meet anyone. Just a year of

complete nothingness.

Well, at least I got fish pie for dinner.

It's quite nice.

And then watch the news.

Has Israel bombed anyone else yet?

It might make my gold stocks go up.

Israel should just bomb everyone. Why not?

No one's going to stop them at this point.

Just bomb everyone, get it done with.

I mean, they did get kicked out of Israel.

Thousands of years ago by the Romans,

and they only recently got back their Holy

Land. So maybe

I can feel like, good for them, I guess.

It's time for revenge,

2,000 years in the coming.

Yeah, Romans, like thousands of years ago

when Palestine or that area was under

control by the Romans, that's where the

Jewish lived. And then the Jewish were

rioting or something, rebelling,

so the Romans sent legions and massacred

them. It was called the Roman-Jewish Wars.

And they lost them to the Romans. And then

I don't know what— I forgot. I think the

Romans like gave the lands to

the Muslims as punishment, and then the

Ottoman Empire ruled it for like 500

years. I don't know, something like that.

It's very complicated.

What about investing in uranium? Because

that Nvidia CEO, he said there's no way we

can power all the AI without nuclear

power. Because it would require too much

What do you mean that's way off? I

literally Googled it and that's what

Google said. You're saying Google's wrong?

No, it's Wikipedia. Look it up on

Wikipedia.

The Romans hated the Drish. They killed

Jesus, remember? Jebus was Jewish,

wasn't he? They crucified him and

then they taxed the Jewish.

I don't know why everyone's all fighting

over that piece of land. It's just a

shitty desert, isn't it? Imagine caring

about the Middle East when there's an

entire world of luscious green continents.

They're fighting over some stupid land.

It's just massive sand bucket because it's

the Holy Land. Where Father Abraham did

something. Bunch of videos,

aren't they? Imagine dying because some

fictitious man that might have,

may or may not have existed tens of

thousands of years ago. Even if he did

exist, who cares? He's dead.

It's over.

Imagine caring so much about some guy who

existed according to them. Couldn't care

less. I'm not gonna die over that.

Those people are nuts because

they have oil in the Suez Canal. Yeah,

if they didn't have those, no one would

care, I guess. I mean, the natives

care because it's like religious, but then

the Western countries care because it's

got resources.

What's the point of this? Make more money

working. I already worked. I made £58

and my car battery Needs topped

up. Topping up.

So I'm also really

I only work like 4 hours. In a day,

but I still— I don't know how people work

like 10 hours a day. I do like 3 or 4

hours and I'm tired.

A Swiss canal's stupid, isn't it?

Why can't they just cut a new canal

somewhere? How hard can it be?

Why can't they make like a really big

shipping container boat that also

has wheels so it can sail through the

ocean and then just mount onto the land

and then continue on wheels like

an amphibious shipping container ship?

Or why don't they just make this stuff

closer instead of halfway across the

stupid world? Idiots. Then you wouldn't

need to ship it here. I swear humans are

so dumb. Why don't they just make like a

really long train track?

Surely that would be faster and cheaper

than sailing it around the ocean and

getting missile By the Hoothies.

How much I make in a month? Last month I

made like $2,400, but then I got sick, so

this month I haven't made much.

Did I get anything new? No, not really.

Not since I got that little vacuum

cleaner. I haven't bought anything.

I'm hungry.

My bus fine video only got 3K views.

It's not even enough to pay half of the

fine. It's gonna make

like £10.

Don't know

what to talk about now.

I'm out of practice. I used to be able to

talk nonstop.

I've lost my magic ability.

Hmm, maybe I

sell all my stocks,

then I have £8,600. I pay

off all the credit card and pay off £2,000

of my mum's debt. That means I just got

£5K left. It would still take

3 to 4 months to finish paying off the

remaining £5K, and then I have no stocks.

I won't have anything to check every day,

but then I won't have any debt. I think

I'd rather have my stocks.

I don't know what I do when I'm debt-free.

I guess find more ways to get into debt

and then pay it off again.

Go to Asia again. I can't be bothered.

I don't know what to do there.

It's nice walking around for a bit, but

then eventually that gets boring because

you end up seeing everything and then

you're like, okay, now what?

Will my stocks benefit from Trump winning?

I don't know.

How would it affect gold?

I still think gold is a good investment.

I want to get rid of my Tesla shares when

it pops. When are they doing that robotaxi

event? I guess it's still early

in America.

Go to a country you haven't been to yet.

Every time I go to a country, I just feel

unhappy there. Don't like the food,

don't like how much money you have to

spend.

Been everywhere. I've been everywhere

that's worth going to. I don't want to go

to those crappy countries like

Philippines, Indonesia,

Bali.

I just don't really like traveling that

much. True travel lovers,

they go everywhere. They go to Africa.

India, South America.

I don't really like traveling, to be

honest. I find it kind of boring

and stressful and expensive.

I like it here. Nice house, nice

countryside. Got everything you need.

Good food.

Do you think I'd get in trouble if I go

back to Japan? Because the police told me

not to talk about Chihiro. But as soon as

I got back home, I was like, Chihiro,

Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro.

Do you think they're gonna nab me? Do you

want to see my pamphlet?

I saved it.

They gave me this. It's all messed up now.

It said, what kind of activities count as

stalking? And then they give you advice on

how to not be a stalker.

So these things count as harassment,

the blue things, and then those things

count as stalking or something.

Can't believe that happened. I've never

gotten in trouble with the police my whole

life, and then I get taken to a stupid

police station over what? A livestream.

Can you believe that?

Oh no, he's doing a livestream!

Bring him to the station. So stupid.

As if, if I was actually gonna do anything

dangerous, I was gonna broadcast it on a

livestream. If I was actually gonna

do something nefarious, I wouldn't talk

about it or film it. How stupid do you

think I am?

What do you mean you don't know that I got

taken to the police station? I was talking

about it non-stop for months.

Remember when it first happened and then I

was streaming and then people were like

trying to suss out why I'm being so

secretive.

And I was like, can't talk about that.

And I was scared that the police were

watching, they'd get me again.

Stupid Chihiro, most annoying woman I ever

met. Ah, why can't she

be like all the other women and just

It's my souvenir, the stalker pamphlet. I

can't believe they took me all the way to

the police station, sat me down in a room.

Over what? Just because I was walking

around outside her apartment? It's a free

country.

It was funny though, because I saw her and

I was like, oh, that's her. It was weird

seeing her again, like being

back in 2018.

Nah, she didn't see me. I was quite far

behind. I could just see her silhouette.

I can't believe she came home on the last

train on a Monday night.

Was she scared?