Minecraft stream - reconstruction of my house

Hello, hello,

hello.

Oh wait, I didn't name the stream. Forgot

to title the stream. What does it say? I

think it still says fish stream.

This is not a fish stream.

This is a— well,

it's supposed to be a Minecraft stream.

Wait, I need to change the title and

We're gonna play some Minecraft if anyone

wants to join.

First I have to switch account and then

second channel.

I have to press so many buttons. I have to

press desktop mode, switch accounts, exit

beta studio creator mode, and then press

desktop site again,

and then go to live streaming. And then

I can change the title. It takes so many

button presses.

Minecraft stream.

I'm not sure what the thumbnail is. Who

cares?

It should say Minecraft stream now.

I've been doing some Minecrafting

recently. Make it

a bit bigger.

I've got a few things to talk about.

Something very funny yesterday happened.

You might already know. It involves Venus

Angelic, and my wife got very, very angry.

I made a video about it today. It's going

up in about— what time is it? It's only 2,

half past 2. So in about 8 or 9

hours I'll be uploading it. I guess

I can talk about it now.

Let me just make sure everything's

working.

Hopefully it's not lagging. When I stream

on Twitch, it keeps lagging when I play

games. Oh, I want to show you my house.

I'm making my house from England. It looks

quite good so far. This is the entrance.

I'm not sure how many here remember what

my house looks like, but I think it looks

quite good so far.

It's gonna take a lot of work, a lot of

time, but I've done the entrance bit. I

need to— I need to put more stone down

here.

You're not on your main channel. Yeah,

this is just gonna be a second channel

stream. It's not really anything exciting.

Besides, everyone hates me on my second

channel. I mean, my main channel. Ever

since I uploaded the my wife hates my

husband video, everyone's gone Team

Chihiro and they will hate me now.

Did you see the response to her video

about me? Overwhelming support.

It's just so unfair. They all stick up for

her, but then when I complain about her,

they will call me a horrible husband and

misogynist and all this rubbish. But when

she complains about me, everyone's on her

side saying, oh, poor Chihiro. Don't

worry, we're on your side.

1,600 likes, not even 70

dislikes. And then she just complained

about me not folding towels and

getting car sickness. Yeah, like that's my

fault. It's not like it's my fault I have

motion sickness.

And then all I complained about was— what

did I complain about? I can't even

remember. Unimportant things. And then I

got 400 dislikes,

even though she's done pretty much

everything that I've done. Sexting,

sleeping around.

Up for her. So biased

against men. I've got this massive

audience on my main channel where they're

just all a bunch of SJW feminist

annoying people. Not this channel.

Everyone on this channel is cool. Only the

cool people came over to this channel.

All the losers are on the main channel.

Where everything I do or say is wrong,

but anything my wife says is completely

reasonable. Oh, you found me. 3 up.

Don't break my house. I recently purged

the Minecraft realm, got rid of everyone.

I don't want people messing up my house.

And before, when I let everyone join,

there was always a couple people who would

just lava the whole place. It's getting a

bit annoying. Give me creativity mode.

Okay, but promise not to lava everything.

I forgot how to do it. How do I do it?

Grant? No.

Trust? I can't

remember how to give people creativity

What I wanted to do was I want to make the

main channel like a Chihiro channel to

appeal to all those SJW feminist people,

and then I'll just retreat to my second

channel where I can talk about things

in safety without getting attacked by all

these SJW types.

So I want to bring all the cool people

over to the second channel.

Turn the game volume down. Okay,

it's already pretty low.

It's weird. I feel like I'm not welcome on

my own YouTube channel. I feel like

everyone hates me over there, and they'd

rather see Chihiro. Do you know what the

top comment was on Chihiro's video? It got

about 700 likes, and it was "Chihiro,

make your own channel. We want to watch

it." Yeah, as if I'd let her make her own

channel. If she's gonna have her own

channel, I'll be the one making it, and

I'll be the one getting the money. I

should make one actually, but it's just so

difficult getting her to make a video. I

have to really nag her, otherwise she'll

just come home from work and— well,

it's impossible to get her to make a video

about anything when she's tired, so we

have to run out and get something, and

then it takes her ages to get ready and

just to make a video. So I should have

done this video.

And then I have to leave the room and

stand over by the toilet.

Game audio is louder than my voice. Oh,

I've put desktop audio to max for some

I turned the volume down. How come it got

louder?

Okay, how's it now? Testing, testing,

testing.

I could just turn the game sound off,

actually.

What— so what was I saying that no one

could hear? I have to repeat everything I

I turned off the sound.

I have to repeat everything. I can't even

remember what I said. Something about

Chihiro's channel. Okay, so it's

too, too loud. What are you talking about?

I've muted it.

I've muted all of the game sound.

Testing, testing.

Testing. The microphone is right in front

of my mouth, so should be loud enough.

Uh, what was I saying?

Um, yeah, they want me to make a Chihiro—

they want Chihiro to make her own channel.

So they can leave my channel and go and

watch Chihiro, which kind of pisses me off

because I can bet you anything after 2

weeks they'll be bored of Chihiro as well

and they won't watch her. They keep

saying, oh, we'll watch you, Chihiro, we

love you. I bet you anything 2 months max

they'll stop watching, they'll lose

interest, just like Tomoko, just like the

Turkish girl. They'll go over to their

channels and subscribe, maybe watch a

couple videos. They won't keep on

watching. Look at how Tomoko's channel

died, and I was actively promoting

Tomoko's video for ages. They'll watch— if

my wife made her own channel, they'll

watch a bit, and then after about 5 or 6

videos, they'll get fed up and they'll

come crawling back to my channel.

I gave Kanaeito several shoutouts. Even

Kanaeito's video about me got over 15,000

views. His channel didn't really grow. He

still only has 800 subs, still only gets

about 100 views on his videos.

Kind of annoys me. They think, oh,

Chihiro is so great.

Leave Daniel, make your own channel,

we'll support you. No, you won't. You'll

get bored after 2 weeks, just like you get

bored of everything unless it's clickbait.

And then they complain about clickbait and

drama when that's the only stuff they

I would love to make non-drama stuff if

people actually watched it.

I was saying that I would like to make

more Chihiro videos since they get loads

of views and people like her, but it's

really difficult because It's very

difficult to actually get her to make a

video. It takes her ages to get ready.

She's always working. Then I have to go— I

have to leave the room and stand by the

toilet while she's recording.

I want her to make a video called Why I

Love Daniel, but we're currently having a

huge argument, so it's not really gonna

happen. Which brings me on to the whole

Venus Angelic thing. Yesterday Venus

Angelic was streaming and one of her

viewers, who's also one of my viewers,

gave her a Super Chat saying, would you,

would you collab with Daniel? And she said

yes, and then she was talking about me.

And then I went on to Venus Angelic's

channel, onto her stream, and I said in

her stream, if I left my wife, can we go

on a date? And then my wife found out

about it because the the subreddit, links

to it, and then she got really angry,

started shouting at me. She also started

hitting me when she came home. So

annoying, it was just a joke.

And we didn't really talk much yesterday.

She said, if I find out you've been

talking to Venus privately, I won't

forgive you.

So I can't even go and meet Venus to make

a video because my wife is so insecure and

jealous about it. I would like to go and

meet Venus and make a video. It'd be

Venus probably wants to save her dying

channel as well.

It's just weird. My wife had no problem

going to see Ice Poseidon, but because

Venus is a woman— and people were

joking about me and Venus dating. Venus is

married, isn't she? Or she has a boyfriend

And we would just be using each other for

views. It's not like it's anything

serious, but my wife got really upset

Well, at least it gave me content for

today's video. I can make another me and

my wife had a massive argument type video.

My wife doesn't like Veena. She's— she

said she's weird or something, or creepy.

I don't know why she's so jealous.

All I said was, do you want to go on a

date if I leave my wife? As if that's not

even— I wasn't even serious. It was just a

joke to get her attention, to get Venus's

attention, get a reaction out of her.

I say stupid things all the time.

Just to get a reaction out of people.

It's not serious. I'm not serious half the

time I say stuff.

I wouldn't go all the way to Tokyo anyway,

even if I was allowed to go.

It would cost me so much money to get

there. I'd have to spend at least $200 on

the bullet train, and then if I was going

to stay there for a night, I'd have to get

a hotel, and then the video would only get

probably 20k views. My video about Ice

Poseidon only got 30k, so I

don't think a video about Venus Angelic

would get any more than 30k, and 30k views

usually gets me about $100,

sometimes less than $100 depending

on the CPM.

So even if I wanted to go to make a video,

it wouldn't, wouldn't make me any money.

I'd be losing hundreds.

Yeah, bloody Chihiro's in the chat

whinging again.

Can't even take a joke.

There's something very wrong about my

house, because if you remember my house,

you go into the entrance and and then

there's a hallway, and then on your left

is the guest room, and then on your next

left is the corridor. But then you should

turn left again. There should be a room

here, and then here should be an empty

space where the staircase goes. But for

some reason, the guest room is in the way.

How am I supposed to fit the staircase in

there?

There's a major flaw. It looks good from

the outside. My bedroom would go here.

My bedroom goes there.

Is the dungeon still there? Yep, Kanaeito

should still be in his dungeon. Why are

there loads of— oh, they're skeletons.

There's baby zombies as well. Weird.

Yeah, she hit me yesterday, tried to

strangle me. She always hits me

when she gets angry.

It's so annoying.

You better stop hitting me. One day I'll

lose my temper.

I'm warning you.

I forgot

what my house looks like because

on the outside it's just a square. It's a

square building, but the inside is all

complicated.

I splashed water at her. Yeah, I just

flicked some water at her.

Who cares about water? It's not like I

dumped a glass of water on her head. I

just— I flicked some from the tap.

Is that really Chihiro? She's saying weird

stuff. I never beat her. What's she

talking about? I pushed her once. The very

first argument we had, she kept getting in

front of me and I pushed her onto the bed.

That wasn't hitting.

I don't know, because there was a person

pretending to be Tomoko. I don't know if

it was actually Tomoko. It was native

Japanese.

She has sick— no, the real Tomoko— I mean,

the real Chihiro, her username is Blair

Johnson, not Chihiro K.

No, it's not the real Chihiro. It's 3

o'clock, she's at work.

I don't think it's her. She should be at

work and they're

not allowed their phones during work.

They put their phones in a cabinet.

Why did she choose that name? Because her

English— I don't know why, but she chose

Blair as her English name. The lesbian

Indonesian girl, a player.

I fucked up my house. There's a little

room here. I know there's a room here,

the little office that my dad didn't

finish. It's the only room that my dad

didn't finish. The rest of the house Was

completely finished.

Isn't it sad? I can't believe my dad died.

No, let's not start this again. I hate it

when I start ranting about my dad dying.

It's so depressing. I think I want to try

and stop whinging about my dad. It just

brings everyone down. It's not like

there's anything anyone can do about it.

I had a dream about him last night,

actually. It's always the same dream where

he comes back to life, and then I wake up

and I realize it's just a dream.

The last proper conversation we had I

think it was when I went back for

Christmas. We were standing in the kitchen

and I was talking to him about YouTube. I

think I was complaining about views,

actually, saying people were losing

interest,

and then he was Trying to give me tips.

And the last thing we did together was

unscrewing the Switch to put

that white plastic casing on the

controllers. Feels like it was ages ago

now. It was only— it's August now.

It's only 6 months ago. Well, 6 months

is quite long. Did he like that you were

doing YouTube?

He did at the beginning, but then I

started talking about sexual things and

how depressed I was. He said it made him

feel bad. It made him feel like he failed

me as a father. So he said he stopped

watching. But then

my sister said he actually started talking

about it to people. Saying it was pretty

funny, kind of like you know EastEnders

where crazy stuff happens and it's like a

drama show.

That's what I usually say to people. I

say, oh, it's just, you know, for

entertainment. But actually

it's not. It's real. I pretend it's

not real. That's my excuse if anyone comes

up to me. I'll say, oh, it's just, you

know, it's all fake for views.

And then they can't really say anything.

They can't prove it's not fake.

Do you think anyone would actually punch

me in real life or something? Oi, you're

that Daniel! You're disgusting! And then

punches me in the face. I really can't

imagine that happening. If he gave

me a bloody nose or bruise, I could use

that in a video. A crazy person punched

Before he passed,

you didn't know what would happen. Did you

not like being around him?

Deep, even deep down, look forward to him

passing?

No. When he was in the hospital lying

there, I felt awkward when he was

awake. It was really awkward because he

was conscious and he would just kind of

like stare at me and he'd look around the

room and

he kind of smiled at me and I wanted

to talk to him.

I didn't know what to say and I felt, I

felt really awkward talking to him when I

know that he won't say anything back.

I don't even know what I would say. I

can't say stuff like, everything's gonna

be okay. I can't start going on about

YouTube. What would I say? I don't even

know. If I could go back in time and redo

And then I felt— I felt uncomfortable

staring at him like he was some kind of

animal.

I felt bad for staring at him or looking

at him, and then I felt awkward when he

stared at me.

And then I felt awkward talking to him

when the doctors were walking up and down.

What are you vaping? I got some new vapes.

I got mango juice, I got tobacco

menthol, which tastes horrible. It tastes

like the inside of a shoe. I got,

um, what else did I get? I forgot now.

They're not very good though. These new

flavors I keep getting aren't good. The

best one was green apple.

Everything else just hasn't been very

good. Oh, I got coffee flavor, but it

doesn't taste anything like coffee. It

tastes like old rubber or leather.

Do I vape nicotine? No, it's

nicotine-free. I don't want to get

addicted to anything.

Bloody Sora the Troll overtook me in subs.

I wonder how long he's going to keep

gaining subs. All he has to do is keep

making more reactions to Filthy Frank

videos. And it'll get hundreds of

thousands of views. Isn't it such a lame

way to get views? Just react to someone

really famous. Why don't I do it?

I guess I could pretend to be Japanese.

Tokyo Creative's going to pass me as well.

I'm just not gaining any subs. I upload a

new video, I lose 50, and then I'll

slowly, slowly regain about 20. In a week,

and then I'm probably gonna— after I

upload today's video, I'll end up losing

another 50.

Everyone's passing me. I can't catch up to

anyone now because no one's subbing. Last

time I got subs was because this big

YouTuber reacted to my, my cringe

titles. He's called MK. I don't know if

anyone knows him. I got a couple hundred

new subs thanks to that.

I don't really

care about subs. I don't really care about

subs. I don't really care about views. I

don't mind sacrificing. I don't mind

losing 20 subs.

I don't mind having subs if I can get them

to click.

The whole aim of the game is to get people

to click on your links.

Why are people saying it's hard to hear?

Let me check.

Why is there sound? I don't understand.

I've Muted the sound.

Why is there sound? I don't understand.

I've muted the sound.

Why is there sound? I don't understand.

I've muted the sound. Whinging about

my dad. It's just— that's weird. There's

still sound even though I've muted it.

I've muted— oh.

Wait, audio output capture.

That's not muted.

I guess I have to check it myself.

Testing. Testing.

Testing. I muted

the game sound and then everyone— no one

said anything was wrong, so I thought it

was muted, but it wasn't muted.

I'm pretty sure it's muted now.

It's only when you break stuff.

Okay, how about now?

Can you hear it?

Phew, I think that's that problem sorted

then. Okay, next problem is I can't

remember how to do my house. I think this

wall needs to come out like this and then

the stairs go on top.

I really want to finish this. I think it

would look really cool having my home

from England,

but it's so

time-consuming.

Wait, this room should be on top of that

room. Oh, it's such a mess.

By the way, the, the video my wife made

did really badly for money. It got really

good views, but for some reason It only

made $45. For 25,000 views, I was

expecting to get at least $100. I don't

know what happened. The video about my

fish, which only got 11k views, made $40.

Really strange. It only made $5 less

even though it has less than half the

views. Oh, thank you, Caleb.

Very generous.

Oh,

I don't have— oh, there it is. Oh wait, I

forgot I haven't streamed on this channel

for ages. There's a little picture of me

when you donate. Let me replay it.

There's no sound. Oh, I turned the sound

off, that's why. I completely

forgot I had that photo. I took that photo

ages ago in the first apartment for

donation alerts.

I'm not sure why my wife's video

made such little money. There's nothing

sexual in it. There was no swearing, no

bad words.

I don't really know. I don't understand

what affects the CPM, how much money you

get from ads.

How come fish made me so much

for such little views?

Maybe fish Fish are more

advertiser-friendly than my wife

complaining about me.

I don't understand how YouTube works. If I

understood how YouTube works, I would game

the algorithm, get viral hits,

search engine optimize it.

I have no idea how it works. All I know is

if you put a big YouTuber's name in the

title, it usually gets extra views.

It's only been a couple of days. Yeah,

but most of the money is made in the first

2 days. After the second day, it barely

makes anything. It'll make maybe an extra

dollar. It might go up to $50 max,

but after a few days, then it will stop

getting views unless it goes viral, which

it won't.

I can't see anything.

Wait, this guest room is going to be

massive now.

Well, it was fairly biggish as

a guest room. It's funny, I never

had sex in my own bedroom, but I had sex a

lot in the guest bedroom.

Best room in my house, the sex room.

Now that I think about it, the room was

shaped like this, wasn't it? It had a

little indentation here.

Bet you anything if Rachel and Jun bought

fish, that would get 5 million views.

People say it's because Rachel and Jun are

likable. Apparently I'm not likable. I'm

such a lovely, lovable guy. I don't

understand.

How do I be more likable?

I wonder when people liked me the most.

Was it before I came to Japan? Was it

when I was working at the petrol station?

I've always argued that I'd rather be

unlikable— no,

I always said I don't mind being unlikable

if I still got views,

but now I'm not getting views.

It's tiring making people like you all the

time. It's just so much easier just to

tell everyone to fuck off. It's a lot more

satisfying as well.

There's a corridor here, and then it goes

straight into this room, and then if you

turn left here— wait, this is weird.

The staircase should be here. I can't

remember, does this room stick out? I

don't think it does. It should be flat

against the wall.

I can't remember what my house looks

like. It's been 6 months— no, it's been 2

months since I left it. My memory's so

bad.

It looks weird. I think I've ruined it.

This bit shouldn't stick out so much.

There's a window here for the upstairs

landing. This window should be there, it

shouldn't be all the way over here. I

think I need to get rid of this bit, I've

extended it too much.

I should do videos where Chihiro eats

stuff. Japanese woman tries XXX

food. For the first time, like what Sharla

and Natsuki are doing. Japanese man tries

Canadian snacks or whatever.

It's so hard to get her to make a video

though. I have to keep nagging,

and then she's always worried about her

But those videos are so boring. It's just

people eating stuff. I don't find it fun

to make videos like that.

Where's my brick wall?

People like the drawing videos. They got a

lot of likes, a lot of watch time. People

like the Hong Kong guy video. That got

good views. So it's not like you have to

do incredibly amazing stuff to get views.

You can just do mundane stuff like meeting

a Hong Kong guy. Maybe I should meet him

again.

This is going to take ages.

Maybe if I make upstairs— make

the upstairs, it'll be easier.

The staircase, it would go down here.

Wouldn't it? My bedroom's here,

so if I do my bedroom,

I have— I have a gray carpet, don't I?

And I have white walls like a prison cell,

like a hospital room.

Should be easier if I have the other rooms

fleshed out a bit. The staircase is

tricky. Apparently my wife's friend— I

don't know if I should talk about this

actually. You know when my wife stream

sniped me and she was with her friend,

and then I streamed her friend, and then

people in the chat were saying Daniel's

got 2 wives and he's gonna have a

threesome. She has an Italian boyfriend

and he saw that and apparently he got

really angry and he had a big argument

with his— with my wife's friend over it.

And then my wife's friend got upset about

it, asked me to take it down.

Apparently he still watches to check. He

got really angry because he thought we

actually had a threesome. What an idiot.

As if we actually had a threesome and then

I admitted to it on a stream where he

could find out. Some people are so dumb.

Apparently he watches all of my videos to

check to make sure that we haven't

actually had a threesome.

He sounds completely crazy.

I might get beaten up by some crazy

Italian guy because he thinks I've had a

threesome with his girlfriend.

Why are some people so stupid? They can't

take a joke. There's obviously a joke when

I said we're gonna go and have a threesome

now, look at my 2 wives. Some people

take everything literally. It's like they

have no sense of humor.

And I guess that would include the

majority of my YouTube audience on my main

channel. They take everything I say 100%

seriously, and then when I try and explain

it's a joke, they say, oh, everything's a

joke when you get caught, Daniel. You

can't just say everything's a joke. So I

can't even say jokes anymore. Because

people don't know how to take a joke.

This actually looks like my bedroom. I

might have to shift this window.

It's looking good. It's strange because

it, it does feel like I'm in my bedroom.

My bed goes here.

It's weird. I'm going to do everything.

When I finish the house, I'll do the

garden. The garden has to be done. And

then I'll do the road that goes up to the

petrol station. I'll do the petrol station

as well. It's gonna take so much time,

but I'm really

excited about it. I think it'll be fun.

I wish my sister would help me. It'd be

fun if we did a livestream together, just

chatting, building our childhood home.

I think it goes like this, and then I have

a little closet.

It's kind of funny because I've always

complained about how I hate dealing with

customers and I wanted a job where I

didn't have to interact with people. I

ended up getting a job where dealing with

people, being able to deal with people

well, is something that's very important,

and I'm just not doing a very good, good

job at dealing with viewers.

I'm not doing a very good job at making

people like me or getting people on my

side.

Wait, why is that window there? Should not

be there.

I don't know if I'm very suited to being a

YouTuber.

I don't really like talking. It's a bit—

it's a bit tiring. My voice is starting

to go already. It's only been an hour. I

feel like my voice is getting weaker and

weaker. I can't talk for very long before

it starts fading.

I have to ration my voice. If I'm making a

video, I have to make sure I don't speak

too much before making it, and then I only

have maybe one shot at making it, because

if I make it and then I think that it's

not a good video, I can't I can make it—

remake it a second time, but a third time

my voice will just be gone. I won't be

able to remake it a third time.

I'm not sure why my voice is so weak. It

just runs out of energy very quickly.

The vape's kind of expensive. It's about

¥800. You only get 2.

$8 for just 2.

They don't last very long if you keep

Puffing it every day. It'll last

maybe a week. So this

goes into the landing, and then there

should be a window here,

but it should be further this way.

And oh, I think it's a blue carpet on the

landing. Should be able to get a blue

block. Light blue.

It's not that light.

Where's dark blue? There's It says blue

terracotta, but it looks purple. Light

blue concrete. Light blue wool.

Maybe dark blue. Oh, the colors

are so bad on Minecraft. They're either

too light or too dark. Can't understand

why you want to recreate your own

ex-house. Because I miss it. I'm homesick.

That's where I spent— I spent 20,

nearly 20 years of my life in that house,

sitting in this bedroom wanking over

Japanese girls.

And there's another closet here,

and there should be doors, white doors.

I wanked over so many Japanese girls. I

must have wanked over at least 1,000

Japanese girls by now. They're just so

cute. I don't know

why. They just are.

And I have my computing gaming desk over

here. My bed—

where's my bed? My bed is actually blue.

Blue color bed.

The beds are so small in Minecraft. Look,

my bed's not that small.

That looks like my bedroom. Who remembers

my bedroom? I used to sit here. This is

where I sat making videos. Sit next

to this window when the sunlight comes in.

I would wait until maybe 1 PM because 1 PM

the sun would be over there and it will

start coming down shining this really nice

looking lighting onto my face. And I had

this window, window of time I had to make

videos in between 1 PM and 4 PM before the

sun went down. I used to really care about

things like lighting. Was there a torch?

No, there was a light, but I can't— I

can't put a light on the ceiling for some

reason. You can't put lights on the

ceiling, so I have to put it in the

corner. And had

my computer here. I used to sit here every

day making videos here.

Going to bed here.

Wait, I forgot the shape of my room.

I'm pretty sure it

should go like this.

Like this.

I think it goes like this. Sometimes when

I wake up in bed here, I keep my eyes shut

and I try and pretend I'm back home in my

bedroom, and I imagine where the windows

would be, and it actually feels like I'm

back in my bedroom. It's very strange.

I think this is what my bedroom looks

like. And then there's

a door goes into a closet.

And then we have a wall that goes here.

I'm not sure if it should be wider.

We have 2 bathrooms.

One would be here.

Hopefully everything matches up in—

it should be all Correct, correct sizes,

correct proportions. My sister's room will

be in that corner, so that means the

staircase should be— oh, it's all off. If

the staircase is here, then the hallway

should be moved over to the left a bit.

I can't do anything because my bedroom has

to be like this. This is what my bedroom's

like. The toilet

paper from Amazon, put it here. Big block

of toilet paper. I had a massive argument

with my mum about that toilet paper. She

started calling me stupid, saying I didn't

know how to spend money or something. She

said I didn't know how to shop. She said I

wasted so much money on toilet paper.

She said she had a— she had toilet paper

in the bedroom downstairs. And then I

said, so we can just use it after we

finished using that toilet paper. And it's

not like I used her money, it was my own

money. Why is she shouting at me? I was

just getting toilet paper to help out.

And we have black, black flooring.

Why is it spinning? Oh, these are

weird chests. I need a black concrete

block. Black concrete.

Uh, looks a bit

small actually.

This bit shouldn't be connected. Oh, it's

all weird. I don't understand.

And there's a door here, and there's

a red cabinet here.

Red cabinet there,

and then a hallway.

Very difficult trying to remember what

your house looks like from memory. I don't

think many people could do it. I think I'm

doing a fairly good job. My dad would

be proud.

It's hard to remember because I

can't remember how big some of the rooms

were or

the shape.

Isn't it weird when people die? You don't

expect them to because people don't

usually die. You get people like the

Queen and it seems like she's been alive

forever. People like the

Queen, they never die. So you just kind of

expect that people you know won't die as

well, but they do.

Anyone can die at any moment,

apart from the people who don't. How come

the Queen's still alive? She must be at

least 100 by now. When the Queen dies,

what would they do to the money? Because

all the money has the Queen's face on it.

Would they have to get rid of all the

money and then make new coins for

the new Queen? They would, wouldn't they?

They can't have the dead Queen's face on

all of the money when there's a new King

or Queen. They'd have to, to call back all

of the coins And then replace them all.

Okay, so my bedroom goes there, and then I

think the stairs should go here, but then

that goes into my Bedroom.

The stairs go next to my bedroom.

If I break down this wall, it should have

gone down there. Actually,

maybe it will go down there and I just

move the hallway to the right a little

This is actually looking quite good.

And then we do my sister's room,

something strange.

Oh, the shower goes here.

Shower room. I remember one time,

um, my sister found out that I pissed

in the shower. I don't know how she found

out. Maybe I told her, and then she told

my dad. She said, Dad, Dad, Daniel just

said that he pees in the shower. My dad

made me clean the shower using soap.

I didn't stop peeing in the shower,

carried on peeing in the shower. I just

kept quiet about it. Stupid sister,

grassing me up.

As if my dad never peed in the shower.

Bet he did. Everyone pees in the shower.

Why wouldn't you?

Feels good.

Who's that?

Oh, hello.

Isn't this wool? Yes. Is there anything

wrong with it being wool? It's not going

to catch on fire, is it? Is there

anything wrong with using wool? It's the

closest thing I could find to white.

So this goes into here.

We need my sister's room to go into this

corner, and then we need to make a

balcony. And then below my sister's room

would be the living room. It's actually

shaping up quite nicely.

This ceiling is too high.

I pee in the bath as well. You don't

really notice because there's so much

water in the bathtub, it just dilutes and

you don't notice it. There's nothing wrong

with urine, it's all sterilized inside

of your bladder.

I hope I get my house when my mum dies.

Do you think I'll get the house? My sister

said she wouldn't want to live in the

house. She would want to live in London

for the rest of her life. I wouldn't mind

moving back into the house when I'm like

50 or 40, all by myself.

Get myself a— no, maybe I shouldn't say

that. I think you know what I was gonna

say. I'd get in big trouble for saying

that. I really want to say it though.

Should I just say it? No, I won't say it.

I think you know what I was gonna say. I

was gonna say I'll get myself a dog and

fuck it. No, I wasn't gonna say that.

Okay, staircase. Should go. Oh,

oh, oh, I'm getting

tired. What time is it? Half past 3.

I was going to say move back into my old

house when I'm 50, then get a nice

20-year-old girl to live with me.

What about my wife? I don't

know where the stairs Are there any blue

stairs? There's prismarine stairs.

Close enough, I guess.

This is all wrong. This green room needs

to be pushed out a bit more.

The hallway needs to move 2 blocks to the

left.

And the staircase should go there.

Yes, it should.

Shut your mouth.

Wait a minute, that's weird. Looks

strange. Go up here and then

you turn right and then it goes into my

And then we need a fence. For the

banisters or the railings.

I think birch fence is pretty close. It

And then you go downstairs.

And it curves around like this,

curves around,

and then— oh no, there should be another,

another step that goes down. It should,

should go up like this and then Start

stepping round like

that, and there's like a pillar thing. Is

it purple?

This is very difficult.

Everything's out of proportion.

Everything's wrong. This closet

area should be under the stairs.

I'm getting fed up. It kind of looks like

my house, but everything's out of shape.

This bit goes up here, and there should be

a door straight in front of you.

And then this bit should be smaller.

We need a ceiling, ceiling curse here.

And then there should be— staircase.

This would be my parents' room. My

sister's room had dark

grey carpet. I'm pretty sure it had dark

So much effort for something that doesn't

exist. Yeah, but when it's finished,

it'll be so good. I can walk around

in my parents' house just like I did when

I was a kid. It would be great.

Just need to finish it and then we can

enjoy.

And my dad had computed that Desk here.

Should it be further back?

You go

down, there should be a wall here as well.

Should be a wall, and then underneath the

stairs there was a closet.

This bit needs to get knocked out here.

There was a closet here.

I miss my home. I want to go home.

I miss Christmas. That was a good,

good Christmas.

But now it's just too sad to go home.

All the happy memories are in the past.

Can you imagine going back home now? It'd

be so weird.

I just felt so annoyed with my mum

constantly calling me useless and stuff

like that. It's either

live with my mum or live with my wife.

Which one's worse?

I couldn't use my mum for content at all.

She wouldn't let me. She said, if you make

videos about me, I'll disown you. You

won't get any money from the inheritance.

So I can't use my mum in any of the

Wait a minute,

this is weird.

This is very weird.

And then she kept nagging me about tiny

things. My wife doesn't really nag me

about tiny little things.

Usually.

I don't really like being in England.

It's kind of boring. I feel

depressed in England. I'm not sure why.

The towns and the villages just make me

feel depressed. There's something

depressing about England that I can't

quite put my finger on. I like my house,

my garden, but that's it. Don't like

anything else in England. The people

kind of intimidate me as well.

Okay,

so we go up the stairs and go straight

forward into the toilet room,

and then there's Another toilet room here,

and then this bit goes into my bedroom.

This is where I used to spend all my time,

sitting here playing games.

This bit goes into my dad's little office

storeroom place. This used to be the main

entrance, actually. 2010, when we

moved in, my dad made it into a little

office instead of the entrance.

I feel like it's too big. Get out

the way, stupid skeleton.

And then this bit, there should be a wall

here. There should be a door there. But I

can't do a diagonal door. And then this

bit is also a door because there's 2 doors

that go into the living room. It's kind of

difficult still in Minecraft.

And this bit needs to be pushed back.

This bit is the fireplace.

Should be a fireplace there. And then the

TV was here.

TV should be

here. It would make pretty good content

though if I went and met Venus in Tokyo.

I left my wife to go and meet Venus.

It'll be exciting for content, but I don't

really want to ruin my life. I like living

here. I've got my curved monitor, I've got

my fish. I don't really want to leave.

I've got things here that I can't take

with me that I enjoy having.

This should be glass, should be glass for

the conservatory.

All glass.

And this bit will be And

there was a big hole in the wall here,

like a, like a window inside of the room.

And then we had a red sofa I can use.

If there's red steps— there's only red

nether brick. That kind of looks like a

The sofa went like this.

Like that. That actually looks like a

sofa, but it's made out of brick.

There's a sofa here, and then the

fireplace goes here. Let me get the

fireplace. It should look quite good.

The fireplace was there, and then there

were stone slabs. There were stone

slabs around it like this.

That looks quite good actually.

I can't leave my monitor, it's a really

nice monitor. I've wanted one of these

curved monitors for such a long time.

Finally got one. The TV goes here.

I miss doing the fireplace actually. It

was quite fun. When my dad was around, I

hated it because it looked like so much

work. But then when I had to do it, it was

actually quite satisfying bringing wood

in, getting the fire started.

It was nice. Wait, this bit's

weird. Shouldn't be like that, should be

like this. And then there was a door here.

And then— wait a minute, this bit should

be here.

This bit makes no sense.

The hallway looks really long now. The

coats went here, coats and shoes.

That goes into the kitchen, and there

should have been— there should be a big

Counter. They call it an island, this

counter that sticks out. It's called an

island. We need

stone.

Wait, these are slabs.

What did I use? I used quartz, maybe.

No, quartz looks different.

Maybe it's sandstone.

No,

cut sandstone. I can't

remember what this is. Does anyone know

what this stone is? You should get a cat.

No, the pet thing didn't work. I tried

clickbaiting everyone with the cat in the

thumbnail, didn't work. Only got 11K

views. Big failure.

Quartz,

quartz slab.

Oh yeah, and then,

um,

And then the fancy oven goes here. I need

black, black concrete,

black wall. Fancy new

oven went there, and then there

was a counter. And then a sink.

Sink should go there.

And a window.

You've got a very difficult audience on my

main channel. Yeah, it's such a weird

mixture of people who want drama, people

who want me to get better as a person,

people who want the train wreck, people

who want Japan stuff. I can't

please everyone.

I've got a massive crowd of people who get

angry about everything.

You can get a burner thing. Oh, I can get

a furnace. Blast furnace.