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American, uh, American Ajumma first. Yes, you are the first person. Welcome. It's so hot, I'm sweating. I'm not even moving and I'm sweating. Let me know if the audio sounds better. I plugged in my microphone, my Blue Yeti— I mean, my Blue— what's it called? A Snowball. So it should sound better than last time, hopefully. Let me see if it sounds better.

Twitch.

Testing, testing. Why isn't it working? Hello? Hello? Testing, testing.

Testing.

Oh, it sounds pretty good. I think it's fine. Why isn't it working?

Hello?

It should sound a lot better than the laptop I used— I mean, the laptop mic. I'm so hot, my legs are so itchy. I went to a mountain yesterday and I got bitten by mosquitoes. But now it's all swollen. I'm not naked, I'm just not wearing a shirt. Do you mind if I not wear a shirt and vape? I looked up on Google, yeah, it's okay to vape on Twitch. I deleted my livestream on YouTube because I heard some channels on YouTube were getting banned, or they were getting strikes for promoting vaping. It is so itchy. I got bit on the back of my right leg. Don't show nipples. Are you joking? Really? I can't show my nipples? I'll try not to show too much. Whoa, I'm just dripping with sweat. I don't know what to do with this. Um, okay, let me read the chat. Oh my God, you're vaping? Yeah, I bought a vape a few days ago just for fun, see what it's like. You can't be topless on cam.

Really?

Well, I guess I'll put a shirt on. Okay, I'm not naked anymore. Can you unlock text in the Discord? What do you mean? Um, what flavor is the vape? It's mint. It's just funny blowing out the clouds. It doesn't feel good. I don't see the point of doing it. I don't feel anything. It's just fun blowing, puffing out the clouds. Oh, who's that? Bloody postman! Good, good thing I put clothing on. Oh, thank you Rainbow Chef for subscribing, very generous. Good thing I put clothes on, the bloody postman just came with a Had to take my hair clip out as well. Um, what are we doing? I'm supposed to be playing this game, but I'm feeling a bit lazy. Is the game music too loud or is it annoying? Uh, when I try to send messages in Discord, it says you don't have permission. Did you get banned or something? I don't know, you should have permission. Am I vaping nicotine juice? No, it's just a flavor, nicotine-free. Who is the Filipino girl? She's just my wife's friend. My wife— you might not know this because I never talked about it before— my wife, a few years ago, my wife went to the Philippines for a few months and she went to an English language school. And that Filipino girl was her English teacher. And that Filipino girl's girlfriend is a Japanese woman who also went to the same school. And yesterday we met them and we climbed a mountain. It was quite fun, actually. It was quite fun. The beginning was really awkward. We had lunch together first. And I felt really uncomfortable. I felt really uncomfortable. I didn't talk much, but then afterwards I, I started to loosen up when we started climbing the mountain. So hot. Where's my iPad? I'm not sure how to read the chat, so open it— if I open the game, won't be able to see the chat. Why do they roast ice cream? That was funny, wasn't it? I'm not sure why. It didn't change the taste, it was just really frozen solid. I guess they, they heat it up a bit so it melts a little bit. It didn't taste roasted or anything, it was just like melted ice cream. Didn't really taste of anything. There was green tea flavor and there was this other flavor that had pretty much no flavor, and it cost about $12, so it was about $6 for that tiny stick. What a rip-off. It was interesting though. I've never seen ice cream roasted on the grill before. I thought it'd be interesting for the video. Japanese are obsessed with gridding at the table. Yeah, I know. There's so many restaurants in Japan where you cook your own food, and I think to Westerners it's kind of weird because Westerners, they think if they're gonna go to a restaurant, they're gonna have a professional cook, professional chef cook their food. And then they say things like, what's the point of going to a restaurant if I have to cook the food? Might as well stay home and do it. Which is kind of true, I guess, but it's fun. It's fun sitting around a table in a nice restaurant with your friends or your girlfriend or wife, and then you just grill some stuff on the table. It adds to the experience. If I met you in real life, walked up to you, said hi, asked you— asked to take a picture with you, what would happen? I'd say hi back and I'd say I'd say sure, but I'd be very nervous and awkward. What's the temperature? It's probably over 25. Is your AC broken? No, but if I end up sitting here with the air conditioning on all day long, the electricity bill is going to be really expensive. So yeah, I'm melting, I'm dripping with sweat. Hopefully you can't see it because the camera quality isn't great. That's the benefit of having low-quality camera, low-quality video— you can't see all the gross stuff. Does anyone know this game? Darkest Dungeon. I've been playing it a lot on my iPad, and I recently got it on Steam as well. How did you find out about Darkest Dungeon? Found out about it from TotalBiscuit. I was watching his videos and then Darkest Dungeon popped up, and I remember watching the Co-Optional Podcast and he would always mention it. He kept mentioning how great it was, and at first I thought it looked really Rubbish. I thought it was like some stupid mobile game. It looked really boring. But then I decided to give it a go because I got an iPad and it was on the iPad. It's pretty cheap and it's a lot of fun. You, you have a team of heroes and they all do different things, different classes, and then you take them into a dungeon, fight monsters, you get gold, you get loot. And they level up. You, you can level them up, get new skills, upgrade them. If they die, they die for good. You can't get them back. And the voice acting is really good in it. I like the voice acting. The narrator, he has a really cool voice. So I might play that. In a minute when I've finished rambling. I want to get Resident Evil 2. That looks like fun. I want to get a horror game. 2 years ago I used to stream games on my YouTube channel and I used to play Alien: Isolation, and that was quite fun because it was a scary horror game but I had the chat with me to help me out with puzzles and I didn't feel so scared because I wasn't all alone. I thought another horror game would be fun, so it was either Resident Evil 7 or Resident Evil 2. Resident Evil 7 looks rubbish. It doesn't look like a proper Resident Evil game. Where are the zombies? Why is it in some mansion? Why are there crazy people? It looks like a completely different game. They should have just called it something else. Resident Evil 2, the remastered version, looks really cool. I remember playing Resident Evil 2 when I was about 10. And it scared the shit out of me. I couldn't even get past— I would get to the police station and then I would stop playing because it was too scary. And that was on PlayStation 1 when the graphics were bad. Now the graphics are really good. I'm quite interested in playing it again. Make a video on vaping. No, that would get either demonetized or I'd get a strike for it. YouTube doesn't like vaping. They think it's not family-friendly. Have I considered stopping being a terrible person? Yeah, but for some reason being a terrible person gets me more views. I would love to just do wholesome stuff, you know, traveling stuff, nice stuff, but would it get as many views as I'd get for being a complete piece of shit person? No. The videos that I have that have the most views are the ones where I'm being a complete dick and calling people ugly and saying my wife is annoying and stuff. So if I got rewarded for being a good person, then I'd try— I'm not a dick. Harder to become a good person, but I keep getting rewarded for being a bad person. I would love it if I got positive encouragement for trying to become better, but you look at the views on my channel and the ones where I act like a complete knob end, unfortunately those get more views. So knob-end Daniel is here to stay. I'll try and be nice on Twitch and streams and stuff, as long as people don't trigger me. My wife said I look stupid vaping. It was so annoying. She came home and I was like, look at this cool thing, look, it's a vape, give it a try. And then she started going on and on. About how vaping's for losers and it's just for delinquents who want to pretend that they're smoking and they want to look cool. And then she had this big rant about it. It was really annoying. And then she said, oh, it's bad for you and it triggers my asthma. I said, it's just water vapor, there's no nicotine. You don't have to inhale it, just suck it into your mouth and blow it out. She was— she said no. I have asthma. It's not gonna trigger her asthma if you just suck it into your mouth and then blow it out again. I think it's fun. She said, oh, you're only doing it because you think it makes you look cool. Well, I do think it looks kind of cool, but I'm mainly doing it because it's fun. Look, I'm puffing out Smoke like a dragon. I look cool. You're hardly rewarded, you get shit views. I get good views actually. 50k views, 60k views, it's good. Shit views would be 1,000, 500, 2,000. For a channel my size, 50k, 60k, when you've got more than half of the people subbed watching, then that's good. It's not shit. Yeah, compared to PewDiePie, it's shit, but compared to some random nobody who only has 1,000 subs, it's amazing. It's all comparative. Stop being so negative. Why you stream on Twitch? Because, uh, it's a gaming stream and Twitch is for gaming. I guess I could do it on YouTube, but I want to grow my Twitch a little bit. Am I ever gonna start the game? I don't know. I guess we could start the game. Oh, I've already started it. Week 2. I don't even know if you care about the game.

Once our estate was the envy of this land.

It's a good game. Can you unban Super Soldier? From where? I don't even remember banning him. That game looks lame. I thought it looks lame as well, but it's really addictive. So you have a carriage. This is your little village where— let me try and explain it properly. So there's this big fancy house that your granddad or father lived in, and then he went crazy, and then he unlocked some kind of portal to hell, and then you have to go back to reclaim the place. This is the village. And then you have different buildings, they do different things that I can't be bothered to explain right now. I'm really bad at explaining things. Just watch and you'll learn. So you can recruit people like this.

Bandage and pillage, the dancing steps of war.

And then you do embark, and then you choose which ones you want to take with you. Oh wait, I can't take these because they're resting. Okay, this is tricky. They have this little bar, these white little squares called stress, and then to get rid of the stress you have to put them into the tavern or Or the sanitarium so they relax. And after they've relaxed, then, then you can take them out again. If the stress gets too high, they get heart attacks and they just die. Resident Evil does not cost £55. It does, it costs £45, and that's about $55 in dollars. Is the game music playing? It should be. From where? I don't even remember buying it. That game looked Wait, is the game not playing? The game's not showing. Why not? It's just showing the, the start menu, but I'm not on the start menu. Wait, let me try and fix What if— why does everything have to be so difficult? This is why I don't like streaming games, such a fuss. Did it freeze? No, it's not frozen, but Streamlabs isn't showing it properly.

Window title.

Oh, oh, it's working now. So everything I just showed you, you couldn't see. That's great. Can you see it now? Should be able to see it now. I'm not sure if I want to play this though. I don't know, I don't know what's a good game to stream. I think Rainbow Six was quite good to stream because didn't really take any concentration. And then I could chat in between when I died. Oh, thank you, Ginkgo Tree, for the Prime. Twitch Prime. Okay, I'm just gonna play it. Uh, so I need, I need more people though. I don't have enough people because they're all stressed out. Where's this guy?

Dismas.

I'll cancel his treatment because he's not really stressed out much. I'll take, I'll take this guy out as well from resting. Where is he? Reynold. Oh, and you can, you can rename the, the character's name, so I could name them the people who subbed to me. As a reward. Hopefully you can hear the music now. Okay, who subbed to me? Ginkgo Tree. I'll, I'll name you this guy, see how long you last. Ginkgo Tree 123. Okay, you can be the Apprentice Crusader, and then this guy— why wouldn't it let me? This guy can be— who was the other person who subbed earlier? Someone else subbed a bit earlier. I've lost it. Oh, I don't remember the person who subbed earlier. Wait, does the crown thing mean that you're a Prime sub? You should put my— oh yeah, it was you who subbed, Le Shrek. Okay, I'll put you in. You can be the apprentice highwayman. Okay, if anyone else subs, I'll name you one of the people. You can join in, in the adventure. Oh, the crown means you just have Twitch Prime. I don't know, Twitch is confusing. I'll just take these people. So you choose your members for the team and then you have to get food and stuff. How do I select all of it? There's a spade, antivenom, keys for chests, torches. And then you do embark. We enter the dungeon.

Paces out the halls of your lineage, once familiar, now boring.

I should use my iPad for the Twitch app, then I can see the chat, it'll be bigger. That's a good idea. Oh, my iPad screen's all dirty. This might be fun actually. I just need to get used to it. It's kind of difficult playing a game and trying to talk to the chat at the same time, but I'll get there. I'll learn. So I need, I need to download Twitch on my iPad. Give me a second. Twitch. Diet Coke or Pepsi? I prefer Pepsi. It's less fizzy and it's sweeter. Am I still in Japan? Yes, I am. I just got back about a month ago. I've been in Japan for about a month now.

Ow.

I'm in the same place as before, Hyogo Prefecture. Oh, that fan's nice. The other sub, Twitch Prime, 1-month subscriber. Oh, thanks for subbing. I'll name you one of the characters in a minute, but if you die, don't blame me. You'll be gone forever. Okay, Twitch has You banned me with Super Soldier 2012 back in the winter. I have no memory. I guess I can unban you. I don't even remember why— don't remember why I banned you in the first place. Oh, I have to get a verification code. Where's my phone? Verification code. It's a verification. Twitch 8824 subnet. Sure. Don't allow. And then I go to my channel. Hopefully it won't interfere with the stream. Okay, I think that setup's quite good. I need a bigger table. There's so much junk. On it. I've got a GoPro, my 2 phones, got this USB thing, chapstick, hair clips, penis cream, USB cables, wireless earphone, my vape. Just make a new account if I banned you. I probably don't care anymore why I banned you, so If you make a new account, you can just join back. Okay, let me fix my hair. Okay, I'm ready, let's go. So this is my team, and then you have a map down at the bottom. I'm not sure if you can see it. And then you choose which room to go to, and the objective is to explore 90% of rooms. I might play Rainbow Six if this gets boring, I don't know. You're supposed to click on those objects, by the way, and you get You get a reward, or you might get something that's bad. I like the art style and the atmosphere and the music. And at the top is your torch meter. And if it gets too dark, then the enemies do more damage, but you get more gold. So if you click the torch—

In Radiance, may we find victory.

It lights up the place, makes it easier. And wait, I'm gonna turn the volume down a bit. And then you randomly encounter enemies. This is their team, this is my team, and then you have different abilities.

A singular strike.

Where's my bolt?

As the fiend falls, a faint hope blossoms.

Can I be mod? Um, sure, why not. Yeah, it's kind of like Final Fantasy, which is strange because I hate Final Fantasy. I find Final Fantasy really boring. Hate the turn-based combat, but for some reason I like this game, which doesn't make sense because it's turn-based combat, which I usually hate. How do I make people mods?

Those who covered injury find it in no—

Mod. Okay, I made you a mod. I can't see, there's too much vapor.

Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.

Blow a ring. I don't know how to. You're supposed to make an O shape, but it doesn't work when I try.

Continue the onslaught. Destroy them all. Press this advantage. Give them no Order.

And then after you've beaten them, you get gold and you get some loot, and you can open this. It's a fun game, I think. It's very grindy, I guess, very repetitive.

Fortune waiting to be spent.

I wish I had this guy's voice. It's so cool. Who is he? Who's the voice actor?

A handsome reward for a task well performed.

It's so deep and husky. Is husky the right word? The thing I don't like is some of the maps are designed Where you enter in the middle and then you can go left or right. If you go all the way left, then you have to go all the way back right again. So we're at a dead end, so we have to go all the way back. And we have to because we have to explore 90% of the rooms. That's the mission. Why do I have a hair clip? Um, just keep my hair up out of my eyes. I feel like I'm hunching too much. I should sit back. And they also get hungry. You have to feed them, otherwise they starve. Why am I vaping? Because I saw Ice Poseidon do it, thought it looked cool. It gives me something to fiddle with. I thought Ice smokes. Yeah, he does, but he also vapes now and then. Maybe I should get addicted to nicotine. So far I've been addicted to online gaming, and then anime, and then sex. Still addicted to sex. Maybe I should get a nicotine addiction next time. Oh, thank you, No Computer Sins— No Computers in Texas for the Twitch Prime. Can you see the alert thing when someone's— oh no, I put the alert box underneath the game window. Oh, there it is. It's a bit big, isn't it? I should have set this up properly. Okay, it should be working now. Maybe I should get headphones. What do you think? Well, I have headphones already. Should I plug them in? I think it's fine like this. You should buy yourself a nice pair of headphones. Yeah, like a wireless headset with a mic attached to it. But I don't like the noise-canceling ones because if it's noise-canceling, I can't hear my own voice when I'm talking, and it's really weird to talk when you can't hear yourself. Put your fingers in your ears and talk. That's what it feels like. So I want to get non-noise-canceling wireless gaming headphones.

Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive.

Ginkgo Tree, you're at half health. I'll try not to let you die. I've got no healing. I've got only DPS. Okay, I'll feed you. That'll, that'll keep you safe. Where's my food? Give you some food. The Crusaders are quite tough, so they don't die very easily. I'm running out of torchlight.

The match is struck. A blazing star is born.

A blazing star is born. I love his voice so much. Oh, this game would be so good if it was World of Warcraft. Blizzard— Blizzard should rip off this game. Can you imagine it? You'd have Warrior, Rogue, Hunter, and then you'd have—

What's happening?

And then you— the enemies could be things like murlocs and undead or whatever. It would make this game so much more enjoyable. Maybe there's a mod you can get. I think World of Warcraft is kind of irrelevant nowadays. Oh, I do have a healer. This guy can heal. Oh, but he also gives a bleed debuff with the heal. It's kind of stupid. You heal them, but then you also damage them. Oh no, his stress levels are really high. He's gonna get a heart attack. You don't inhale my vape.

No.

It makes me cough, and I heard it's not good for you. I just suck it in and swirl it around. I don't see the point of inhaling it. I might have to abandon this mission because he's gonna get a heart attack.

Or is it merely a trick of the light?

So you can do this thing called camping, and then they rest up, and then you can try and heal them.

A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.

Huh? Oh, you have to feed them first. I just like the smell. I like the flavor. So I need to remove stress from ginkgo tree. Oh, he rejected it. Otherwise he's gonna get a heart attack. You can heal. Could heal one companion. Well, I could add +2 speed. Okay, rest. That's how you get the drug in your system. Well, there's no drug in this, it's nicotine-free, so it wouldn't do anything.

Wonders can be found in the most tenebrous corners of this place. Executed with impunity.

It feels nice blowing it out your nose. There's like this cooling sensation, and you can smell it. If you blow it out your mouth, you can't really taste it.

The promise of safety.

And if your breath smells, um, you can fix it using this. It smells like mints now. Don't have to brush your teeth. I thought it was apple flavor. Um, I had 2 flavors, mint and apple, and I used up all of the apple one, so I switched to mint. Mint. It took me such a long time yesterday to decide on the title for the video. At first I was gonna do— I was gonna copy Ice Poseidon and then do caps CLIMBING MOUNT INARI.

Back to the pit.

But then, then my wife's friend said it's okay to show their faces, and I thought, oh, okay, I'll use her face in the thumbnail then. That might get more views, not sure. Oh, I'm so hot. Were they lesbians? Yes, yes, they were. But we didn't talk about lesbian stuff. They just talked about the time in Thailand— I mean, the time in the Philippines when my wife was in the Philippines learning English. They all went to the same school. They were talking about Their other classmates. It was kind of boring for me. I, I don't know any of these people, don't really care. They were talking about some girl called JP who apparently is like a complete slut and is also a lesbian. Why are they all lesbians? My wife has weird friends, I think. She has a lot of weird lesbian friends and friends that cheat, friends that give their husbands chlamydia. Uh, this game isn't very exciting, is it? I just feel like I'm just clicking, not really caring what I'm doing. Would I threesome with the lesbians? I don't know, but I didn't really feel attracted to either, either of them. I'm not gonna say that ugly, but they're not exactly my type.

Destroyed. Daniel.

Yes, Poison Berry, how may I help you? Would I fuck a girl with 2 vaginas? Yes, I would. I might have to switch to Rainbow Six. I just don't I don't know, I like the game and I play it a lot. Well, I used to. I don't think it's good for streaming though. It's kind of boring. What do you think about it? Should I switch to Rainbow Six? I think Rainbow Six is more exciting.

I think it's a bit boring.

Would I do a threesome with my doll and my wife if she wanted? That'd be weird. I joked about it to her. I said if I get a big love doll, we could have a threesome. She just laughed. I think Ginkgo Tree is gonna get a heart attack. Attack any moment. His stress level's maximum. I'm gonna have to pull them out.

The wounds of war can be healed, but never healed.

Oh, he just got a heart attack. I think he's gonna die, but I've nearly beaten them. Hold on, I think I can win. Oh, he dodged it. Oh, that was lucky. Don't die. Heal him. Oh, he keeps dodging it. Have I considered Camming for side income. Yeah, that's what I'm doing now. I made one foot fetish video for this guy or girl. I'm not sure if it's a guy or girl. I'm guessing it's a guy. He gave me $100.

Nude camming.

Well, I was nude in the video. Oh, I, I completed the quest. Everyone survived. Nice. Let's play Rainbow Six now. This is kind of boring to stream. I thought it'd be fun to stream. It's not very fun.

You will know the tragic extent of my—

Okay, let's exit this. Launch up Rainbow Six. Everyone survived, that's good news, I guess. Where's Rainbow? Rainbow Six takes ages to start up, doesn't it? Watch how long it'll take. So I think I've discovered that games where you have to think are not good for streaming, because I don't really want to concentrate too much on the game. The game is just like in the background whilst I ramble. Would I fuck my stepdaughter if I had one? Depends. If she's of legal age and her mum doesn't mind, then sure, why not? I had this, this kind of twisted scenario in my mind where guy hooks up with Japanese single mum and they get married, move in together, she has a daughter. Of legal age, and they all live together. And then the daughter is attracted to the guy as well, and then the guy and the daughter start sleeping together whilst he's also sleeping with the mother. What do you think? Pretty cool. Or it could be an English teacher and he's teaching this high school girl and they start sleeping together. But then the mother fancies him as well, and then the teacher and the mother start a relationship, but he's still secretly banging the mother's daughter. That would be hot, wouldn't it? Oh, I need to switch capture device— game capture to Rainbow Six. Where is it? It's not switching. Would I ever make a sex tape with my wife? I've already made one. I have several, and I was watching them in England when we were separated. I'm not gonna lie, it was pretty When we were separated, I wanted my wife so badly in a sexual way. Why is it just black? Can you see the game? What's the weirdest porn I've ever watched? I watched these 2 Japanese women playing with an octopus. They were rubbing it against the vaginas and stuff. I saw one where they actually put the octopus inside of the hole and they were squeezing it back out. That was gross. I need to get like a little fan to put on the desk to blow me. Tell us the story of what happened with The mod in your Discord who I heard you fucked. There isn't really much of a story. We just met up in London. We stayed in a hotel for a night. We had a lot of sex. I didn't make a video about it because there wasn't really anything to talk about, and she was nice, so I didn't want to say mean things about her. People think I always say bad things about people, but it's not true. If I don't have anything to complain about and they were nice, then I'll say nice things about them. But if I have a bad— if I have a bad experience like the Turkish girl, then yeah, I'm gonna complain. I'm just worried if I get the fan I'm worried it will start making wind sounds into the mic. Oh, I can't wait for summer to finish. What is an automatic complaint from a woman you want to have cereal with? Do you mean a complaint I would have about her? My biggest complaint about Pia was— She had no hair. She was, she was wearing a wig, and then she took the wig off and her hair was really short, shorter than mine. And I like girls when they have long hair. It's just more feminine, more attractive. Daniel, remember me? I'm Bobby Boy Bae, who The guy that you wanted to run over with a bus until I'm just a fleshlight. You're the person I said that about? That was funny. That was one of my best roasts ever. Molding your, your crushed corpse into a fleshlight. How does it feel knowing Belle Delphine and PewDiePie watch you? It's pretty cool. I talked to Belle Delphine privately. We talked about Game of Thrones and she showed me her dead ducks. She showed me her— oh, it started. She showed me her taxidermy ducks. She's weird. She just sent me a random picture of a duck and she was tossing it into the air. And then she said something like, um, how's it going? What's up, Daniel? I can't remember what she said, actually. She said There's nothing wrong with randomly messaging e-thots in the middle of the night. And then she got banned from Instagram and I lost all of the messages. They might— no, the message is still there, it just says unknown user. Why is there no sound? Whoa, whoa, I just shot him right in the face. Did you see that? That guy, he looks like someone. I'm really good at this game. Look, watch me run in here and just kill this guy. Maybe not. Oh, there's 2 of them. Did you see that? I just knifed 2 of them. They didn't even see me. Where's the other guy? There's one guy left. Oh, oh, the last guy got me. I killed 3 of them. Pretty good. Okay, Rainbow Six is a lot more fun than that Darkest Dungeon game. I should change the title on my stream. How do I change it? Dashboard, and then Rainbow Six. Rainbow Six, where is it? Siege update information. Done. Would I eat Belle's pussy? Well, yeah, she's young and attractive and hot. Oh, thank you, Heusenberry.

What was wrong with the Turkish girl? She seemed nice.

Well, she made it sound like I raped her when I didn't. She said stuff like, he made me bleed and I was crying and he didn't stop. Twisting the story? Yeah, I didn't notice she was bleeding, otherwise I would have stopped. I didn't notice she was crying. She was just acting like a victim, trying to make me look bad, saying stuff like, oh, I'm just telling my side of the before Daniel makes me sound like a crazy person. As if she cares. She is a crazy person. She came all the way to Germany to meet some random guy and then just went to his hotel room and then had sex after knowing me for about 5 minutes. That's weird. That's not normal. It's not normal to just To meet up with a guy on the internet, go to his hotel room, and then have sex straight away without even saying more than 10 words. I went all the way to Germany to have sex with a random girl. Yeah, I'm not saying I'm normal. I know I'm a freak and I do anything I love shagging. I like shooting the random objects in the rooms like this. They fall to the ground, they break into little pieces. It's funny. This Twitch app's not very good. There's no, no pause button and you can't rewind the stream. You should give Twitch subs roles in Discord. Yeah, I could actually. I could make a new role on Discord called Twitch subs, and then you could be blue colored like the mods. One for Patreon, one for— Shit, my reaction was so slow just now. I should have been able to kill her. I could have one role for mods, one for Twitch subs. One for Patreon. Game audio, can you not hear it? It's a bit quiet. What's the maximum amount of vaginas on one girl?

One.

I don't understand your question. Big fan Daniel, can you say you love me? I love you, Leo. If Belle Delphine offered you cereal, would you say yes as a married man? Only if no one finds out about it, but it has to be top secret. Hey Daniel, are you gonna keep streaming till you get old? Probably. How old is too old for streaming? There's, there's old people who stream. There's that Coach Red Pill guy, he's like 50, he streams. There's Joe Rogan, but they do proper shows, I guess. That's different.

Or let me rephrase, you said you would have cereal with a girl who had 2 balls. What's the maximum amount of balls a girl could have before you wouldn't have cereal with her?

Um, I'd have cereal with anyone as long as they don't have a disease. As long as they aren't Disgustingly ugly, then I'm not picky. I'm not fussy. I'd fuck almost anyone. Can you hear the game? Look, this guy can't even hit me. I'm just zapping him with my drone. I'm just gonna run in, kill them all, and then run back out. That's how you play Rainbow Six like a professional. None of that creeping around nonsense. That's for wusses. Real men, they just run in. Whoa, look at that guy. See, see what happens when you just rush? They don't expect it. They think— oh.

Cover me. Reload.

Did you see that? Oh, there's one over there. Oh. Oh no, reload! Where is he? Ah, I got one shot on that guy and then he sneaked away. Uh, would you fuck Theresa May? No, she looks like a granny. I'm not into fucking grannies. Daniel's actually good at Rainbow Six. I'm not bad. I do have nearly 2,000 hours. I'm lucky. I think. And I use, I use blitzkrieg tactics where I just rush. I never sneak around, that's boring. Why do me and my wife have Japan Cupid accounts? Because sometimes I get messages and I read them, and then she has an account to check up on me to see if I've been logging in or not. I'm not using I'm not looking for anyone. I'm, I'm happily married.

Happily married.

You should go to Thailand, you can make a lot of content. I was interested in going, but it seems like I'm stuck in Japan because the immigration are very, are very lenient. And they extended my visa stay for another 3 months, so I can stay until December now without getting a visa. Am I actually happy? Um, it's a tricky question. Right now I'm fairly happy. I was quite happy yesterday, had a nice time in the mountains, made a nice video. Got some good GoPro footage. It's a bit, bit random. Sometimes I feel happy, sometimes I don't. I don't always feel happy. I think in general I'm quite happy. Yeah. Your second channel has better content than your main now. Yeah, I don't know. What do you think would happen if I started putting my second channel content onto my main channel? Do you think people would just stop watching? Some people like it. It's just walking around with a GoPro, good quality, no talking, showing you Japan. It'd be funny if the second channel overtook the first channel, wouldn't it? That would be very funny. I've got lots of ideas for the second channel. I could do so many things. I could go to a trampoline place, cat cafe, so many different types of restaurants I could go to, just film it on the GoPro. I could go to different Different places, just walk around. Lots of possibilities for the second channel, and it's nice because I don't have to worry about whether people will watch it or not. I'm lagging badly on Rainbow Six right now. Yeah, it's nice because I don't need drama on the second channel. I can just make normal stuff. Why is this guy friendly team killing? You always get these idiots who do stuff like that. I'm lagging badly. What the hell?

Where are they?

That was a bad idea. I thought they were down there. Wait, I'm the last person alive. Where are they? Uh-oh, uh-oh, I can't see. Where are they? It's too dark. Uh, can I make my second channel You can succeed without drama. That's my objective. I'm trying to get an audience onto my second channel who don't care about the drama. They like seeing the GoPro stuff and the restaurants. That way it'll be more stable. But what if I run out of restaurants to go and run out of places to visit? The second channel is doing quite well for money. It's a nice little supplement to the main channel. If you travel, you can't run out, but then it costs a lot of money to get the footage. We might go to the Cat Island or the Fox Island or the Rabbit Island. How much am I making on the second channel? I'm making about $220 a month. You should get a proper gaming PC. I have a gaming laptop that costs over $1,000. It's good. The reason I'm lagging is because Because the internet's not good. And the microphone's picking up every sound because it's on top of the laptop because there's no room to put it anywhere else. And you can't really stop the fan because it's a laptop. Laptop— gaming laptops have noisy fans. Buy better internet? This is the best internet available here. It's fiber optic. It's just not amazing. It's okay, it's better than what I had in England. I'm not getting a desktop because you never know what might happen. I might run away again, and it's a waste of money. Why get a desktop? When I have a laptop. My laptop's good. GTX 1060, i7, Core i7, 16 gigabytes of RAM. It's just risky getting a desk— a desktop because I don't know what's gonna happen in the future. Me and my wife might break up next week, next year, in 2 years' time, or we might end up staying together for the rest of our lives. Who knows? What brand is the laptop?

MSI 15-inch.

Would I fuck Mina if she was in my bed right now? If she was in my bed and she was naked with her legs spread wide, then probably. Why not? Why not? If it's secret, then yeah. Imagine playing with a 24-inch monitor, proper keyboard, better performance. Yeah, I would love to have a desktop I'd like to have a nice big curved screen, mechanical keyboard, silent fans. Maybe, maybe if I became a super professional Twitch streamer, I'd invest more into my setup.

I'm dead. Proceed to bomb location and defuse it.

Why is it lagging? How am I supposed to play when it's lagging? It's okay now. Keeps flashing yellow. Headshot! Got a headshot! Where's his friends? Oh, he's gonna shock me. No!

Reloading!

Whoa, whoa, why don't you die? Oh, there's 2 of them in the bathtub. Oh, I thought there was just one. CPU lag? No, it's internet lag. It's not my CPU. Maybe if I lower the graphics on Rainbow Six. If I turn the graphics down from ultra to very high, there's not much difference between very high and ultra. I'll change it to high. Okay, hopefully that fixes Jesus, the lag. 2 guys together in the tub. What were they doing? It's funny you can get into the bathtub and then lie down in it. I don't want to waste another £1,000 on another computer when I have one. I'd rather get a sex doll. If I had to choose between getting a new computer and a sex doll, I'd rather get the sex doll. I paid about £1,000 for this laptop. Problem is it's an online game, so there's going to be a bit of lag. Unfortunately, I'm not sure if Resident Evil 2 would be a good game to stream now. I don't want to play a game where you constantly have to play it. I like Rainbow Six because you can take breaks. You can take breaks in between. If I played— if I played Resident Evil 2, I'd have to focus on the game to solve the puzzles and stuff, and I'd be scared. You look sad as fuck. This is just what I look like. I'm not a very happy looking person. I'm very Grumpy-looking person. But deep inside, I feel very happy. My life is great.

Beauty is in the place.

If I am unhappy, it's not because my life sucks. It's just because I have depression. Mild depression comes and goes. I don't have any good reason to be depressed. My life's pretty good, and I'm really good at Rainbow Six. Did you see me kill, kill that person?

You will be detected if you remain in this area.

Whoa! Oh, oh, I ran out of bullets. What makes me sad? Um, when I get low views on my channel, when I think my channel's dying, stuff like that. How do I play this game without headphones? Don't need headphones. You just run in and shoot whoever's there. People— some people think I'm depressed because my life sucks. My life doesn't suck. I have the best job in the world. I live in a nice country, a nice apartment. I've got a wife. I've got easy access to sex. I've got disposable income. I'm not in Any pain? I don't have any diseases. There's not really anything to complain about. I'm just a very negative person. Even if I lived in a mansion and I had a billion dollars, I'd still complain about stuff. What kind of job do I have now? I'm a YouTuber. Same job. What does my wife do when I'm streaming, playing games, making videos? She goes to work.

Drone has located a bomb.

I keep telling people over and over again, the, the only job I want to do is what I'm doing now. Now is my dream job. There's nothing else I want to do. This is what I want to do. Why, why would you not want to be a YouTuber? It's the best job ever. You just make videos and then people watch it and you get money. I just vlog my life. I don't do anything special. I just vlog what I'm doing. Jesus, this team really sucks. I've just killed 3 of them with the pistol. Now you ask anyone, would you rather be doing your job or would Would you rather just make videos vlogging your life instead? I think most people would choose vlogging. There's nothing else I'd rather do. Okay, okay, maybe male prostitute could be fun, but then if the women are fat and ugly, that might not be fun. Maybe porn star, that, that could be nice. Getting paid to have sex? I could do that. I don't know, actually, I might get nervous and then I'd lose my mojo in front of the camera. Sometimes I do, I do wonder what it's like. It must be a pretty nice life. Get up in the morning, oh, I have to go to work, and then you realize your work is banging Cute girls for money. That's a pretty good life. I bet those— I don't know, maybe those guys aren't very happy. Maybe they are depressed as well. The thing is, when you start doing something you love as a job, you start to enjoy it less and it just becomes like a chore. For example, I used to enjoy making videos, but now I just feel like I have to make videos, otherwise I won't get money, and I need money. If I didn't need money, I'd probably make less videos or concentrate on making stuff I'm actually interested in instead of what I think my audience is interested in. Because now I can't really make videos about things I want to. I have to make videos that I think my audience want to see. I have to please Because they're the ones that are supporting it all. Without the viewers, then there's nothing. There'd just be a channel but no people watching it. So the viewers are the most important thing. So I have to make sure that they're happy with what I'm putting out. If I just started making videos about my smelly socks, everyone would stop watching. So Um, as the channel got bigger, I lost freedom to make whatever I wanted to. In the beginning—

Control them.

In the beginning, I made videos about anything I wanted to, you know, game addiction, World of Warcraft, anime, stuff I was into. But now I can't really do that. I tried. I made one about apple milk. No one cared. Got 10K views. So I have to think about things like, are people want— are people going to want to watch it? Would I be able to keep it monetized? Will I lose subs if I say this? Maybe porn stars, they have the same kind of stress where they just get fed up of having sex, but now it's their job. They have to have sex whether they like it or not. Will I consider moving to China?

No.

China is one of the last countries I'd like to go to. I'd rather go to Hong Kong or Taiwan or Singapore. I feel like the chat has stopped moving. Pretty sure it's still streaming. Oh, it is streaming. Oh, thank you, Rabby. Would you fuck a fangirl if she went to visit you? If I was single, yeah, I'd fly all the fangirls out right now, book them all into the Same hotel and then just go to room— go from room to room knocking and effing them all one by one. But I'm a loyal, devoted husband now, so I would never do such a thing. Wouldn't that be crazy? Imagine if I had like 5 fangirls and I was rich and I just flew them all out here and booked them all into the same hotel and I just went to a different room every night. That'd be great. Do I still have fangirls? Yeah, I have a few. Not as many as I used to. I think I grossed out a lot of them. I grossed a lot of them out with the whole Turkish girl thing. Probably after seeing how I treated the Turkish girl, a lot of them were put off. A lot of them were scared that I would, you know, expose them as well. So that's kind of like the double-edged sword. I wanted to make content using the fangirls and using the meetup— meeting— using the meetup experience with them to make content. But the problem with that is it's going to put off any potential future fangirls because they're going to get scared or they're going to get disgusted by it. So I'm not sure how many fangirls I lost Because of the Turkish girl? Probably quite a few. No one really sends me nudes now. I'm getting more bisexual and gay guys messaging me for foot— foot videos, which is great because it's extra income.

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There's been a few girls that I met up with that I didn't use for content.

Hostile located above, be ready for hostile action.

I'll tell you about them in a minute, but I'm lagging. Why am I lagging? There must be a reason. Oh wait, the stream is playing on Chrome. If I close that, then Okay, should be fine. Should be better now.

You will be detected if you remain in this area. You will be spotted. Last one standing.

Oh, it's 5 versus 1. Don't even have to bother, just let my team do it. Uh, what was I saying? Yeah, there were a few fangirls I hooked up with but I didn't talk about, like the London girl, the Hong Kong girl, some other girl, because there was nothing to complain about. There was nothing to make into content. Everything went fine. They were nice people. It's only when things go down the toilet and then something interesting happens, then I'm going to turn that into content. And if I don't like the person— if I like the person, they requested I didn't talk about it, then I would respect their wishes. The Hong Kong girl was Was okay. Well, I say girl; it's more of a woman. She was about 35-ish, 34, and she's married. She's still married, actually. Her husband found out about it. She she lives in Hong Kong. She does some kind of IT job, and then she came to Japan for a few weeks. I think mainly to meet me, and then we had sex. a few times. And then she, she just started sleeping with a bunch of white guys as well, and that really turned me off. And then she went back to Hong Kong. Her husband found out about it, but then—

Would you have an orgy with all your fangirls at once?

They stayed together. Would I have an orgy with all my fangirls? Probably. I'm not sure how many. My wife knows about it. So it's not really a secret. Yeah, this happened after Malaysia. My wife knows about it because after we separated, I started talking about stuff that I shouldn't have because I didn't think we were going to get back together again. So I thought, why not talk about it? Yeah, she's not happy about it, but you know, it's in the past. How many girls have I banged this year? Well, nearly 10, maybe. Some are secret, some I can't talk about, some I've already talked Last year I banged a lot of girls, probably over 10-ish, but most of them are secret. Does it make you happier? Not really. I could be sitting here and telling you— I could be telling you that I banged over 100 women Deep down inside, I wouldn't really feel any happier. It would just be like a nice memory. I'd just be sitting here going, oh, that was nice, but I still feel the same deep down inside.

What's your body count?

I think it's nearing 30. I lost— I stopped keeping track of it. I used to have a list, but then I just lost interest in keeping a list. Seems kind of sad.

Get ready to engage.

Seems a bit weird, you know, tracking, keeping track of everyone that you slept with. It helps a lot when you have a YouTube channel, you get way more opportunities.

Window secured.

Oh no, I'm lagging again, but it says I have 28 ping. Look at these sentences. Following the Korean War, Seoul rebuilt itself into a modern marvel, a cultural, economic, and technological hub of the Asian continent. Seoul is a city of diverse interests for a country that has never forgotten its rich history. From a vibrant nightlife to its famous cuisine, Seoul is the heart of South Korea and a gracious host to all visitors. I quite like this level. It's like a museum. And it's all South Korean, um, inspired. They have these cool pictures and they have these building diagrams. Whoa, the fuck? I killed one of them. They interrupted me. I was showing you the museum and they just shot me in the back of the head, but I still took down one of them. That showed them. How many 8 out of 10s and upper younger girls? I don't think any of them were 8 out of 10s. I'd give them 6 at most. A few of them were younger, but a lot of them were around my age and older. I was trying to give you a tour of the museum and I got shot in the back. I really wish I could have slept with the Essex girl. She was pretty hot, but I kind of got the feeling that she wouldn't have slept with me unless I committed to her as a boyfriend, and that had— that made me— that meant that I had to I had to choose between my wife or the Essex girl. So if I started dating the Essex girl, my wife wouldn't have allowed me to come back. And I decided to choose my wife instead of the Essex girl because of many things. A lot of it has to do with Japan. I prefer being in Japan, and being in Japan lets me create different types of content.

content.

I wouldn't be able to do the GoPro walkaround stuff in England. I mean, who cares about GoPro walkarounds in Essex? No one gives a shit about England or the streets in England. So Japan gives me more options for content. Did you like the Essex girl's face? Not really. I'm not sure why. There was just something about her face I didn't I'm gonna make a crazy assumption, but there's something, something that's making me— something making me wonder if she was actually 27.

I don't know.

Because she kind of looks older. She could have been lying about her age, I don't know. But then that sounds really mean. It sounds like I'm saying she aged badly. I found a bomb. It's just kind of strange. She's a hotel manager. How many hotel managers are there at the age of 27? 27 is quite a young age, isn't it? And a hotel manager job? It's something you'd expect a 40-year-old or a 50-year-old to be doing. Someone who has experience, a lot of experience. 27? How much experience do you have when you're 27?

Welcome to your mountain.

To manage an entire hotel all by yourself? It's just kind of fishy. Plus, she looks kind of older. I could tell she's wearing a lot of makeup, but I could still see things like wrinkles, laugh lines, the signs of aging. I don't know, I don't have any proof, I'm just guessing, but I had this feeling that she might— she— What the hell are they doing? They're killing each other. I got killed by a pink cat. It's a possibility she could have lied about her age. I don't see why she would have bothered. It's not like age ever stops me from effing someone. But then it sounds really rude saying she looks old. She could be 27, I don't know. I don't talk to her anymore and she left my Discord, so I think I don't really care if she hears what I say anymore. She had a nice body. She had big wide hips, she had big boobs. She wasn't fat, she was quite slim.

Is your wife good at sex?

Is my wife good at sex? Well, I can't really answer that because if she hears my answer, she's gonna get angry, so I'll take a pass. Essex Girl has a child? She could have. She had a pretty weird family. So she only has a mum, her dad died when she was about 12-ish, she has some brother that she said she hates, and then she's covered in tattoos, and apparently she used to smoke for about 10 years but she quit. And there was a period in her life where she was a shut-in. She didn't leave her house at all for about a couple years. So she, she's not exactly normal. She's had a lot of— she has a lot of baggage. Yeah, the smoking could have aged her. And in comparison to my wife, okay, my wife is a lot older, but she, she looks good for her age. My wife has a nice facial structure, symmetrical, nice facial features. She doesn't have any weird mental problems or, you know, weird personality— what's the word— where she doesn't have any weird personality traits. She's very normal, she's very sociable, good at talking to people. She's not depressed, she has a good mindset, good work ethic. Essex Girl had a really good work ethic. I think as well, but I think she overworked. She was working nearly every day at the hotel as the manager, plus doing volunteer work. She was so busy. Even if I dated the Essex girl, I think we could have only met maybe once a month. It's just not enough for me. I would want to meet several times a week, possibly move in straight away so we could be having daily sex. I just didn't want to move all the way to Essex. I'd rather move to Japan. Essex just looks really boring. Maybe if she was more attractive, I would have went with her, but I didn't find her attractive enough to ditch my wife. So the fact I prefer my 38-year-old wife over a 27-year-old younger woman, I guess that's kind of a compliment to my wife. Also, I feel much more comfortable and relaxed with my wife. I don't feel awkward at all around her. Sometimes you meet women, you feel— I feel really uncomfortable with them. I can't relax. I can't just be myself because if I be myself, most people won't like me. I'm not very— I'm not very friendly when I'm just myself. I'm very cold. I don't talk much. If I get bored and grumpy—

Is your wife gay? Do you and your wife give you daily sex?

Uh, yeah, we don't have sex every day. We have sex maybe a couple times a week, mainly because sometimes I just don't feel like it. I've been with my wife for such a long time, I just don't really feel like I have to have sex with her all the time. Now and then, you know, it's like a nice treat. If it was a new girl, then I'd be on top of her every day, but that's because it'll be a new girl. You barely go outside, why would it matter? I do, I go outside every day. I go shopping, I like sightseeing. Can you imagine sightseeing in England? It'd be so boring. Where'd we go? Go to the White Cliffs, Stonehenge. Japan is just so much more interesting. For sightseeing, shopping, just walking around streaming outside. England would be so boring. Can you imagine me streaming around outside in Essex showing you the fish and chip shop? Plus, I'm not attracted to English women at all. I go outside and there's no attractive women anywhere. There's just loads of fat people. And then I go outside in Japan, there's cute Japanese girls all over the place. Okay, I can't talk to them, I can't bang them, but I can look at them. That's better than nothing. I'd rather be in a country surrounded by cute girls than in a country where I'm not attracted to 90% of the women. So I decided to Not go with the Essex girl. That, that's my reasoning. In general, Asian— I mean, in general, English girls are just very unattractive. I think a bicycle would be fun. I'm thinking about getting an electric Scooting around on it. You only think that way because you're a weeaboo. I don't think I am. I just think Japan's more interesting to more people than England would be. Can you imagine me doing walk-around GoPro videos in England? It would be really boring for me and for the viewers. What time is it? How long should I stream? I've been streaming for nearly 2 hours. I might stream for about 4 hours, so I would finish at 2 and then do what? What should I do? Might as well just stream all day. If I stop streaming, I'm gonna be playing Rainbow Six anyway. Might as well just stream what I'm doing. I'm not gonna make a video today, put one out last night. Don't need a video for my second channel, already put one out this morning.

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Tomorrow we might do a stream on the main channel with the Hong Kong guy, I'm not sure. People seem to like the Hong Kong guy. And he keeps messaging me asking to meet up. Wife's day off will be on Wednesday, so we might go out somewhere. I could do a stream with her, possibly, or a GoPro video. I'm not sure which one. I don't like this level. It's very depressing. It's this ugly-looking house building. Kids' room. What kids are gonna be living in this room? Look, looks like an abandoned warehouse. And it's so big. I don't like this map because it's too big. It's hard to find where the enemy is. I end up running around trying to find them. I can't find them. No, I think I found them.

If you remain in this zone, you will be detected by hostiles. You have been spotted by hostiles.

Fall back. Oh, he got me. Made me jump. Strip club in Houston. No, I can't do strip clubs, get demonetized.

Where's my phone?

Whoa, what was that sound?

Thank you.

Daniel, if I go to Japan, will you fuck me? No, I'm a loyal, devoted husband. Stop trying to tempt me. If you're a guy, my wife said she doesn't mind if I get fucked by a guy. I'm not sure if I'm ready for that. I'm not that— I'm not that desperate for content yet. Some guy wants me to make— This guy wants me to make a very complicated video. He said a couple minutes of foot worship and And then a couple minutes sucking my toes and then rubbing my toes in oil. And then he wants me to rub my dick and then ejaculate onto my feet and then rub it into my feet and then lick it off my toes. It's quite a lot, isn't it? Right now my legs My toes are kind of sore from walking up the mountain, so I can't— can't lick or suck my toes right now. I'm in too much pain. He offered me about $50, and I'm really not into the idea of eating my own cum. That's just weird. It's kind of gross. I don't mind licking it, but swallowing it? I don't really want to swallow my own cum. It's a lot of work, and then I have to put oil on my feet. I did it before, took me ages to clean up all the oil off the floor. I had to get washing liquid and scrub it off because it wouldn't get off the floor. Then I kept treading in it and Spreading the oil around even more. I've licked it before. It just tastes like salty snot. Oh, thank you. I'll swallow your XXX for you.

That's very generous. Drone up.

How much do you offer? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh my God, how did I not kill him? He was right in front of me. I shot 2 bullets over his shoulders, so close to getting a headshot. This is so annoying. I'm not sure if the game is even streaming, by the way. Is it streaming? It looks like it's frozen. It's not moving for me. It's not moving. Oh, it is moving. It's moving. But if I minimize it, what happens? Does it carry on streaming? But if I minimize it, what happens?

Does it carry on streaming?

Oh, if I minimize it, it does not carry on streaming, it just freezes. How do I fix this problem? Daniel, are you lying?

About what?

I never lie. I'm the most honest person on the internet. What if I change it to capture full-screen application? I don't know. I don't think anyone cares anyway. Onision says the same thing, I know. He says, I'm the most honest YouTuber. I am the most Honest YouTuber. I think I'm more honest than Onision, don't you think? Game capture. If I do specific window How much for my sister's Snapchat? I don't think she uses Snapchat. I don't use it. I think we're too old for it. Do people in their late 20s and their 30s use Snapchat? I doubt it. Highly doubt it.

We need to protect the biohazard container. Secure the room.

Oh wow, I'm getting loads of new followers on Twitch. That's pretty cool. Where's everyone coming from? Reinforcements in place. This is the best game in the world. Who shot me?

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Taking that.

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Okay, concentrate. Focus. If we lose this round, we lose the whole game.

Daniel, you should go America. There are a lot of hot girls there and cool things to stream.

Hmm, America. Most of my fangirls are American, and most of them are pretty hot. Whoa! Oh, I killed 2 of them. Who's shooting? This shotgun's crazy. It has 32 rounds and it's like an automatic shotgun. And then I've got this shotgun pistol as well. Oh, oh, someone there! I saw him. Should I rush him? I can rush him here. Watch this, watch, watch, watch! Oh ho! Did you see that? I killed their entire team apart from 2. That was skillful. Those were skills. Did you see my skills? Oh ho! Did you see that? I killed their entire team apart from 2. That felt good. I love it when you get the shotgun pistol and then you shoot them and they die. I don't know if it's luck or if I'm just skilled, man. I'm just skilled. If I went to America, I would definitely have to go to California because there's at least 4 hot girls who used to send me nudes. California is so expensive. I looked up flights and hotels, it was like $5,000 for going there for a few weeks, let alone trying to live there for a few months. I do not make enough money off YouTube to be able to live in America. Yeah, I could live in Thailand or Japan or South Korea. No way I could live in America. Too bad because All of the hot girls who use semi-nudes, they were American. Mostly Californian, couple were Texan. There's one in New York as well. And the problem with America is it's so big, I would have to fly from state to state to meet all the girls. All the girls so spread out, even in the same country, they are still spread out.

Proceed.

Why can't they all just be in the same place? Make my life so difficult. If all the girls who want to have sex with me were all in the same place— but no, they have to be one here, one there, one over there. Very frustrating. I don't have enough money or patience or time to fly to every single country. What the hell? Why are you shooting me through the wall? Where is— ah, it's that, that black woman-man thing. Looks like a man, but it's actually a woman. Whoa! Oh!

Imagine how awesome the video series would be. Great American Road Trip, surreal with girls in every state.

Yeah, that would be pretty funny though, but it would cost so much money. Do you know how many views I'd have to be pulling to make that profitable? I'd have to be pulling hundreds of thousands of views, and I just don't think I'd be pulling that many views. Even if I was doing a road trip in America banging all the girls.

One friendly operator remaining.

The girl should fly to you. I've tried doing that in the past. I tried offering this girl— I said, if you're willing, I'll fly you over here. But she wanted me to pay for air tickets, so I would have had to send her money so she could buy it. But then I was kind of worried that she would just take the money And then ghost me. I'd only get tricked into giving someone money. How do you pause a video on Twitch? There's no pause button. Double tap does nothing.

Not really, Airbnb is very inexpensive in smaller American towns. I've been on many road trips, trust me. Good planning would make it less expensive.

Really? I only make about $2,000 a month. And I'm pretty sure flying to America and then flying from state to state, staying in hotels, would definitely cost way more than $2,000.

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I should have told them you'll give them the money when they arrive. I said I'd pay for the hotel and then I'd give you a little bit extra for food and stuff, but they want money up front. It just sounds like they're trying to con me. How can you have no money? You can't even buy a ticket. Everyone has at least a couple thousand in savings. How can you have zero? There is a pause button. Where is it? I can't see it. I want to pause it because I think it's taking up bandwidth. To play my own stream. It's very risky. 2 strangers, we have to have a lot of trust in each other. She has to trust me that I'm actually going to pay for her hotel. I have to trust her that she's actually going to come. So it's difficult to get a girl to come and meet me. The Turkish girl was a rare exception. Most girls, I have to go and see them. Oh yeah, you press the lock button and it pauses the stream. Thanks.

You've located a bomb.

Yeah, look what happened to the Turkish girl. After the Turkish girl, I don't think any girl's gonna be interested in flying out to meet me because we might have a bad experience and then I'll talk shit about her. She'll get upset. Why do these fangirls want to fuck me anyway? I don't know, I guess some of them find me attractive. These, the, these girls that find me attractive, they're the kinds who are into Asian guys. They like the whole anime stuff, the whole Japanese guy look, and I kind of look like a Japanese guy, so I've got that to my advantage. They're usually these weeby, weeby kind of girls. The German girl was a complete K-pop Korea boo. Essex was a bit weeby as well. She also said her last boyfriend was Asian. And there was this other English girl who wanted to meet me, but I, I flaked because I didn't really feel attracted to her. She sent me— Will you have been eliminated? No, we did a video call and she showed me her face, and I was thinking, I don't really find you attractive at all. Would I bang Persephone? Probably. She has a nice body. She just seems kind of messed up mentally. to me. She's very weird. She gives me this very weird vibe. It's funny because when I was married last year, I was getting all these fangirls flirting with me, and then I was single again, got separated, and then most of them kind of vanished, disappeared.

Secure the bomb. Op 4 located a bomb. Protect it. Op 4 has located a bomb. Be ready for assault. Secure the hole! 10 seconds remaining. Down to 5 seconds.

Okay, let's destroy the enemy team. Watch me slaughter them. Wow, what was that sound?

Here's what you do: learn to drive, start in California, go on a state-to-state road trip vlogging and streaming and making videos, camp and stay in Airbnb and have cereal with lots of women. That's some great content right there.

That would be pretty fun. It would be like the Ice Poseidon RV trip, but it would be just me, and then I'd be banging girls on the way, and then we'd do streams with all the different girls at the Airbnbs. Maybe some crazy things would happen. Maybe I'd like one of the girls and she would just come along with me in the RV. That would be pretty fun. Number one, I can't drive, so I'd have to find someone who can drive, but then I have to share the girls with him.

Hello!

Oh, I stabbed his friend in the back and then he shoots me in the back. Watch, watch. I knifed his friend. That'd be so difficult to plan. I don't even know how to start. Number one, I have to learn how to drive. Then I have to find out how to get an RV. Then I have to go to America. I have no idea about America at all. You walked right by him. I didn't see him. I went up the stairs. He must have been on my right-hand side.

I would have to be getting at least 100,000 views to make that profitable.

For every video, I'd have to be getting hundreds of donations. Otherwise, I'd just be spending more than I'm making. I'd be making a loss. I guess on the plus side, I'd get to have sex a lot, but then I might get disease. So many things could go wrong, but that, that would be Entertainment, I guess. I'd probably get lost, and then the RV would break down, and then I'd get kidnapped. America looks scary. I've seen too many shows like Breaking Bad. It's just made me really scared of America. It looks too wild. If I inhale the vape, I feel sick. I feel motion sick. I feel kind of sick now, actually. Why would vape— vaping make me feel sick? Is anyone watching the whole ImAllexx scandal thing? It's quite funny. There's this British YouTuber commentary channel called Kavos, and he hates this other British YouTuber commentary channel called ImAllexx, and Kavos is just making loads of videos about ImAllexx, bringing him down, attacking him, because ImAllexx accused some other YouTuber of rape. It's very childish, but it's kind of funny. America is horrible if you're introverted. That's what I think. I feel like you need good social skills to be able to get by. Japan is like the opposite. Japan is an introvert's heaven because people just keep to themselves here. They don't talk to each other.

Secure the room. We need to protect the biohazard container. Copy.

It seems like people are happy seeing me, um, socialize with people.

Meet down in 5 seconds.

Yeah, there is a difference between introverted and anxiety. I don't think I'm actually that introverted because I get lonely. I don't like being alone all the time. I like having company, but then the anxiety makes having company uncomfortable. Strange. If I was a true introvert, I wouldn't really care about being alone. Because I enjoy being alone. Heard, uh, Asian man. Thank you. Not to be creepy, but I'm a Patreon patron and would totally go on that road trip with you next summer and split the bill. I'm a woman and I would also like to fuck someone from every state. Can you drive? You can drive the RV. We'll have sex. On the RV, and then we'll drive to different states. You can meet other guys, I'll meet my fangirls, and then we'll stream and videotape it all and then upload, um, adult-only videos for paying members. Sounds like a good time. And then if fangirls want to join the RV trip, they can hop on board, and then we can grow in size as a harem of people. This is like one of my weird fantasies right now. It's just a fantasy, just harmless fantasy. Whoa! Oh, they're all here. I took one of them out.

Friendly last operator standing. Prevent further access to the biohazard container. Mission failed. All friendlies were eliminated.

There's an adult couple on Sierra Hub called Lunes. Luna x James, who make adult travel vlogs.

Luna x James. I'm gonna look at— look it up right now. Whoa, they have 150,000 subscribers on Pornhub. We are a French couple that travels the world while making porn. Well, there's a really hot Asian girl. I'm getting turned on now. Wait, the woman's Asian? She's really attractive as well.

Locate the biohazard container.

I'm saving this to my bookmarks for later. I know what I'm doing after the stream ends. There's one of them outdoor sex while hiking. They're just doing it outside. Damn, the video quality is so good. The video quality is amazing.

Let's make travel and serial vlogs together on Serial Hip next summer if you and your wife don't work out. Wink wink.

Sounds good. Sounds like a Damn, some people just leave. Some people live such crazy lives. I'm so jealous. Oh, game started.

Oh, I can't get in.

Don't have any breaching charges. I can't get into the room. I've got a grenade, that's it. Oh, oh, oh, don't die.

Look out!

Oh, I didn't die. I'm looking at that Pornhub channel again. It's so weird. I've never thought of this before. Usually people just vlog their travels. These guys, they vlog traveling, but they're having sex They're just naked all the time. Leaving Vietnam for good. I wonder how much money they make from doing it. How many videos do they have? Maybe I should make a channel. What kind of videos could I make that my wife wouldn't get angry about? I could do masturbating stuff. Do you think I should?

Daniel, can I join the harem?

Sure you can, everyone's welcome as long as you You don't have diseases. I can make a channel where I just masturbate. Extra income. I don't think my wife would be happy with that though. I became a porn star. I became an amateur male actor. I'm not sure why I'm so against doing it though, because it's not like I have any shame about doing other things. I just feel like it's, it's going too far. It's crossing a line. Aim sucks. Spent all that time trying to kill a drone and got shot in the back. Your wife was angry for you for just opening a Serial Hub channel without videos. Yeah, that was last year. Maybe she's lightened up a little bit. If my wife was okay with it, I guess I wouldn't mind making jerking off videos for a Pornhub channel, but I'd prefer to do them privately for private requests, custom, custom requests. People— so mess— so people message me and then they ask me to make something I make it for them instead of a public channel.

So how are you and your wife doing, Run? Is this really going to happen or what? LMAO.

No, I don't think it's going to happen. Things are going well between me and my wife. Things are going well, so I don't think that the sex trip is going to happen anytime soon. I'm not sure what I— how I feel about the whole fangirl thing. It just felt like a lot of work when I was doing it. Earlier this year when I was in England. When I was going to Germany and then going up to London, it just felt like a lot of effort. And then the fangirls I did sleep with, they were okay. Not complaining, but it's still not really what I desire deep down. And I think everyone knows I have a huge Fetish for Asian girls. The non-Asian girls were just not scratching my itch in the right way. It was okay when I think back on it, it turns me on, and I'm glad I did it because they were nice memories. But at the time, it just felt like a lot of work for not much reward. Or not the kind of reward that I was hoping for. I just noticed none of my chatbot timers are working. Your wife looks like your mom. No, my wife looks nothing like She has completely different facial features.

I think you should save up and do it before you get too old and while you have views, but that is just my opinion. Lots of Asian girls in America do.

Yeah. I feel like I can imagine myself reaching age 60 and then regretting not doing crazy stuff like that. It's just too risky. I like what I have now. I'm not sure if I'm willing to lose it. Just for some crazy fantasy like that. Are you making more money now, or was it more before in the drama era? I'm making more now because I'm not spending so much money. on traveling. I'm making less money because I'm getting less views, but then I'm spending less money, so I'm actually making more of a profit now compared to when I was going to Germany and stuff. I didn't make any profit off the German stuff and the Essex Girl stuff because I had to spend money to stay at the hotels, to fly to Germany, to So even though I get less views now, I'm actually making way more because I'm not moving around so much. Moving around is expensive, and I'm a very fussy person. I want to stay in a nice hotel. I don't want to stay I don't want to stay in a dormitory or a horrible place. If I was one of those people who could just backpack and stay in dormitories, then it wouldn't be so expensive. But I'm like a little princess. I want my own bedroom, I want a shower, I want a nice hotel. Don't want to go to dangerous shady How much did the Germany trip cost me? I must have spent at least $2,000 on the hotels. I stayed there for 2 weeks in hotels every time, and then the plane ticket was about $400 or $500 to go there and back. Did the German girl contact me ever again? No, she completely vanished. Not— not— she, she completely vanished, unlike the Turkish girl. Was the German girl hot? I don't know about hot. She had a nice face, but I didn't really feel sexually attracted to her. I thought she was objectively attractive. She had a nice face and she was slim, but I wouldn't describe her as hot and sexy. She was just, you know, cute, I guess.

OPFOR drone has located the biohazard container.

Where are they? Can't find them. They're all outside using their stupid drones. I bet they're all here.

If you remain in this zone, you will be detected by hostiles. You have been spotted by hostiles. Fall back.

Whoa!

He got me. The Turkish girl wanted to forget about it but kept bringing it up. Yeah, that didn't make any sense. She kept saying, I want to forget everything that happened, and then she kept coming back to the subreddit to talk shit about me, to tell people her side of the story. As if anyone gives a crap about her. No one even knows who she is. It's not like she has an online reputation or she's known. By anyone. After I finish this stream, I'm gonna binge watch that Pornhub channel. What was it called? Luna X James. It's so, so interesting that there's people like that doing this crazy stuff, living those kind of lifestyles. I think it's very cool people just make a living from traveling the world and having sex. Sounds like a dream, doesn't it?

Take your wife on the American road trip and have a bunch of threesomes.

Hmm, I don't know about sharing my wife. I like having her for myself. You can just do that in Japan.

Do what?

Hook up with fangirls. Well, I can't do it now. I'm a loyal, devoted husband.

Message me on Instagram.

Do I have any Japanese fans? There's always this one Japanese woman who keeps commenting, so I think she's one of my fans. I don't have many Japanese fans. There's about— there's about 2, I think, who leave comments in Japanese sometimes. Any black fans? Yeah, I have quite a few black fans who messaged me before. I wish I had more Japanese fans. I guess I'd have to make a video in Japanese because most Japanese people, they, they watch Japanese YouTubers. They don't usually watch foreigners living in Japan. I quite enjoyed yesterday climbing the mountain. It was fun. It was nice getting out of the house, getting back to nature. Oh, I'm thinking about making this video called 5 Things You Should Never Do as a Woman, or Or 5 things women do that I hate, and it'll be things like cutting your hair too short, wearing flower-patterned clothing, swearing, having loads of tattoos, loads of piercings, and saying words like dude or bro or mate. What do you think? 5 things things women do that I don't like. Can you imagine how triggered women are gonna get if they saw that? They'll say stuff like, no one gives a shit what you don't like.

We've located a bomb, be ready for assault.

Us women don't care if you like what we do or not. You're a loser. I don't think it would get into trouble. It's quite a harmless, tame video.

5 seconds and counting.

Might be an idea, I don't know. Oh, I still have my deep-fried pork chop from the last stream. My wife didn't want to eat it. She said it looked gross. You see, I cook my wife nice food, she doesn't even want to try it. I think I might chuck it away because it's all cold and hard now. Even I don't want to eat it.

Daniel, now I want to go on that road trip with you and Emma.

Oh, thank you, Jewel Time. I could charge the men, I could charge guys to join the RV trip because I don't want, I don't want 50 guys on the RV trip and there's only 2 girls. The ideal amount would be a couple guys and then maybe 10 girls, 5 girls maybe. Depends how big the RB is. Whoa, I can't shoot this guy. I've killed 2 now.

Last operator standing. You have entered enemy-controlled area. Leave now. Your location has been compromised.

Oh, she got me. Uh, what was I saying? Oh yeah, who knows I Am Seer? His Twitch channel has blown up. He has 2,600 180 viewers right now. Last time I checked, he was only getting about 100, 100 viewers.

Can I message you on Instagram about it?

Sure, you can message me on Instagram. We can, we can plan it. Can't believe how big Seer's Twitch channel has gotten. How the hell did he do it? I thought it was weird he abandoned his YouTube channel. He has half a million subscribers on YouTube, but he completely abandoned it and went over to Twitch to do GTA 5 role-playing streams. And he was only getting about 50 to 150 viewers, and I felt kind of sorry for him. So I thought, how come he's getting hardly anyone watching? And now he has over 2,000 viewers. Jesus. Either someone's hosting him or He just naturally grew. I tried watching his streams, they're really weird. He roleplays some kind of murderer in GTA 5. It's really weird, I don't like it. I think that's how you grow on Twitch. It's very hard to grow on Twitch unless you have big Twitch friends who can host you. I don't have any friends.

You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.

Ugh, I hate those traps. Help me, stupid teammates! Why is he just Why are you just standing out there?

Thank you.

He shot me in the back. Friendly fire. Well, it's my fault, I ran straight in front of him. What's the worst insult in Japanese? I don't know, something like— I don't even know how to say it. I don't want to say it. There's not many insults. There's just baka, aho, kuso yaro. There's a couple. Japanese people don't swear much. There's not many swear words in Japanese. It's very different. In English, you have a lot of swear words. In Japanese, they just change— they, they change the politeness level of sentences. So there's polite way of speaking, and then there's really rude way of speaking. But they're not swear words, they're just the same words but they have different endings. It's hard to explain. It's like speaking politely, you would add -です onto the end of sentences, but if you don't add -です, then it sounds casual. But if you speak casually to a stranger or customer, then it's kind of rude because you're not friends. Why would you speak to a stranger like a friend? Yeah, it's also about tone of voice, how they end the sentence. There's also different ways of saying you. For example, anata is like the standard way of saying you. Then there's omae, which is like a really rude way of saying you. And then there's like kisama, teme, but no one says that. That's just like anime stuff. No one ever says kisama. Omae is like the really rude way of saying it to address someone, but it just means you. In English, we just have you. We have one word. In Japanese, there's about 5 ways of saying you, and each one is kind of different. Each one has different levels of politeness.

What time is it?

It's quarter past 1. Might have my sandwich. What was that sound? Oh, I got messaged on Steam. Looking good, Daniel, thank you very much.

Whoa!

Whoa! Oh, come on! I shot him in the neck. How did he not die? Help me, help me, help me!

Oh.

Can you flex your chest muscles for us? I don't know, someone said I'm not allowed to show nipples on Twitch. I'm not sure if he was joking. The fan's blowing my vape cloud away, ruining my fun. Is it sandwich time yet? It's only quarter past 1. I'm not very hungry. Where should I go for my next live stream? I might do it on Wednesday. What does my wife think of my vape? She thinks it's lame and childish. She said it's what kids do because they think smoking is cool. I'm not doing it because I think it's cool. I'm doing it because it's fun. Look, it's fun. I don't think it's Cool. I just think it's fun to puff out little clouds. The Hong Kong guy wants to go to this abandoned theme park in Nara. Seems kind of far. I might do another love hotel stream. There's one nearby here. Oh, I could do animal stuff. They have dog cafes, cat cafes. People quite enjoyed the love hotel stream. Last time. Worst reviewed love hotel in my city. Copy that, Philip Solo TV guy. I can't believe how big he got and he still gets good views.

The hell?

Everyone started copying him. They started making videos like the best blah blah blah in my city, or the worst blah blah blah in my city.

Taking the belt crossing.

I saw someone down there. I think he saw me. Oh, there's someone here! I got him, I got him, I got him!

I'm coming, brother.

Oh, come on, I shot her. So predictable.

Yes.

Look, I'm top, top on the leaderboard. 4 kills. I'm a professional. Go to the lockup. That's all the way in Tokyo. Tokyo is very far away. Oh nice, I have 5 subscribers on Twitch now. Thank you very much. I'll make, I'll make a special, uh, Switch Twitch subscriber role on Discord. So if you want that, message me on Discord. I can't get my, my timers to work, spam out links. Not sure why. How do I do it? Log in with Twitch and then CloudBot. It's working on YouTube. I got it to work on YouTube. Weird. I added Streamlabs as a mod, so it should be able to.

What?

I thought he survived all those shots. He nearly survived. This vaping is making my nose go weird. There's snot building up in the back of my nose, and it might be because of the vape vapor coming out my nose.

No one wants that role. Discord is too toxic.

I'll make a special, uh, Twitch subscriber channel where it's nice and friendly for the Patreon members and the Twitch members. Have I played earlier Rainbow Six games? I think I've played one of the really old ones. I just can't remember on PlayStation. I used to play Ghost Recon. I think that's different. I look very sophisticated. I need scotch or whiskey. Or some rum. I think I look very manly, mature. Am I an alcoholic? No, I don't like alcohol. I like beer, but not because I like the taste of alcohol. I like the taste of the beer. I don't like the feeling of getting drunk. It makes me feel sick, gives me a headache. Sometimes I drink too much and I feel terrible. What if the Patreon stopped paying? Um, I don't mind. They can keep the role. You don't have to keep paying to keep the role. It's just pay, pay one time, you get the role forever. I don't expect people to stay pledging to me forever. Can we see your pimples? I'm not sure. I don't have any pimples now. I just have some scars from recent ones that healed. Interesting messages I got just now. My thoughts on Boris being the new leader of the UK? I think it's okay. I think it's funny. He seems like a nice guy. I think it's funny he looks like Trump. He has the same kind of hair, the same blonde hair. I don't really care though about politics and stuff. It takes ages for the game to start. You have to wait for everyone to finish loading and Then you have to wait for the drone scene, the drone session, the drone segment, and then you have to wait for the enemy team to come in. Love waiting around in Rainbow Six. I just don't care enough about politics to find out what Boris is about. I find it very difficult to care about a country I don't live in, and it won't really make a difference. Just one vote. Even if I took it 100% seriously and I voted, it's just one vote.

What do you think of Issei Sagawa?

What do I think of Issei Sagawa? Let me look He's a man. I thought it was going to be a sexy Japanese lady. I don't know who he is. The Japanese Cannibal. He escaped prosecution for murdering and eating a fellow student. He ate his student? What the hell? He sips a strawberry milkshake on the terrace of a cafe in a suburb west of Tokyo and tells me that he can see no reason to continue living. He has no friends or money anymore. He's ill and being harassed by the police. How was he not arrested if he ate his student? A Japanese man who, while living in Paris in 1981, killed and cannibalized a Dutch woman. He was released after 2 years of pre-trial detention upon being found legally insane. How, how did he eat someone? He ate all of her body. Did he eat her entire body? Japan protected him. That's crazy.

You should review his manga.

He has a manga? What the hell? Oh, I'm getting voted. They're voting to kick me for being AFK. I'm not AFK. I'm here, I'm here. Look, Danny boy, I need this answer. Tummy boy or rag Daddy, I cum onto my tummy, on my stomach, and then I wipe it off. Uh, this story is gross. I don't know if I can read it out on Twitch. It says, after she arrived, she began reading poetry at a desk with her back to him. He shot her in the neck with a rifle. Sagawa said he fainted after the shock of shooting her but awoke with the realization he had to carry out his plan. He had sex with her corpse but was unable to bite into her skin, so he left the apartment, purchased a butcher knife. He ate various parts of her body, most of her breasts and face. He also took photographs of her at each eating stage. Sagawa's wealthy father provided a lawyer for his defense. After being held for 2 years awaiting trial, Sagawa was found legally insane, unfit to stand trial, by the French judge, who ordered him held indefinitely in a mental institution after a visit by the author blah blah blah blah blah. His account of his kill was published in Japan under the title In the Fog. Because charges in France had been dropped, the French court documents were sealed and were not released to Japanese authorities. Consequently, Sagawa could not legally be detained in Japan. He checked himself out of hospital in August 1986 and remains free to roam the streets of Tokyo. Free. Sagawa's continued freedom has been widely criticized. That's, that's crazy. He ate someone and raped her and he's just free making money off of his story. And this is why I just don't believe in karma. Bad things don't happen to bad people. Sometimes bad people get away with it. What a legend. He eats someone and then he makes his living from that story. He should make a YouTube channel. Why I Ate My French Student. What It Tasted Like.

R4 drone located the eyes. Prepare to engage.

I missed, missed the healing thing.

Whoa!

What's up with my shirt? It's just very warm today. Might have my sandwich soon. Stop trying to ruin Daniel's marriage. I should do a community poll post asking if I made the right decision coming back to my wife. How many times can I reapply for the extension student visa once it expires in December? Pretty sure they won't let me extend it again unless I had a very good reason. What if I just went to another country for a few weeks, came back, and then applied for another 6 months. I think they would start, um, to get suspicious about my activities. You came back for better internet. Better internet, more cute girls, more sex, more content.

Make a poll. Should you stay with your wife or go on that road trip?

Imagine if I just asked my audience every time I needed to make a My YouTube audience controls my life. They do, kind of, because every decision I make now is for content or sex. So if I decide to go somewhere, it's because I'm trying to make content for my channel. If I don't go somewhere, it's because I don't think it's going to get views. So yeah, my YouTube channel does control my life pretty much. Can't you just go in and out every 90 days? Go Taiwan and come back to Japan? I could, but I don't know how that would work now I'm married. I don't think my wife would be happy not seeing me for 3 months. I don't think she'd be happy with me being off in some other country meeting fangirls.

Make a parody video as if you were that crazy cannibal guy or review his manga. You'll get views.

I think it would get demonetized if I talked about it, especially if I use words like rape and cannibalized and killed. Is Korean easy if you already know Japanese? Yeah, it is pretty easy. Same grammar structure, a lot of the words are similar, similar pronunciation for a lot of the words. I am playing Siege. It's just taking a very long time to start up the next round. You have to wait for people to choose their character, wait for loading. Some people have really slow computers and it just makes it take a long time. How would you go about learning an Asian language script so you could read it? Chat to girls. That's what— how It helps me a lot with reading, writing. Because I wanted to chat to the girls and make them laugh, make them want to have sex with me. Only way to do that is by chatting to them. And if they don't know English, then you need to know Japanese. Sex is a very powerful motivator. People, people. Nearly got him. How many years do you think they'll give me for my spouse visa next time? I'm not sure when my wife is planning on doing it. She hasn't even started preparing. Does she not care about me getting a spouse visa? If she doesn't care, then I don't care either. I'll just go in single. I don't think so. She has to start it. It's all down to her. She has to sign the stuff and fill it out. It's not for me to sign. I just sign my name once, maybe. How do we do it? Do we do it the same way as the last time? I don't know. If she really wants me to stay, then I guess she'll do it. If not, then I'll just go to Thailand. Bada bing, bada bong.

So what would it take for you to go on that road trip? Wink wink.

Um— I would need a guarantee of sex and views, and my, my marriage would have to fail first. I'm getting tired. Oh, it's hard work livestreaming. Can't just sit here quietly. If I wasn't streaming, I'd just be sitting here like this. Playing Rainbow Six, watching YouTube, chatting on my phone. Oh, thank you. Do women who fuck you say you are good at sex? Do you care to make the woman cum? I've made a few girls cum, but I don't I don't try to make her come. It either happens or it doesn't. I've never been told that I'm good at it. I'm probably not good at it. I just think about myself. If it feels good for me, then that's all I'm worried about. Cuz I don't know what each girl likes personally. Some girls like certain things, some don't Do you think it's possible to make a prostitute come?

No.

Because I get the impression that prostitutes are never actually enjoying it. Do you think they do? It just feels like they're faking it all the time. I just can't imagine a working lady to actually be enjoying it. And it's hard to tell because they always just fake it. How do you know if they're not faking it? And it's not like they can be honest with you. They're not going to say, no, I wasn't turned on at all. They're going to say, yeah, it was actually quite nice, even though if it— even though it might not have been. Maybe they do enjoy it if the guy is good-looking. If it's like a gross guy, they probably don't. I wonder if any prostitutes ever felt attracted to me. There must have been a few that did. I wonder how many felt repulsed by me. I'm not disgusting. I'm clean. I have a shower before I go. I wash myself. I'm not this disgusting old creepy guy who's fat and bald, but fat and bald people can It can also be hygienic. Hygienic. That guy Sora the Troll, he's getting more views than me now. I can't believe it. There's this Japanese guy called Sora the Troll.

He had Can you tell us the whole Tamorko story again? I tried to find her old videos but she deleted them all and I don't know the whole story.

Uh, I'll tell it in a minute. This Sora the Troll guy, he only had about 500 subs and I thought he looked stupid, his videos were dumb, and then he started making Japanese guy reacts to Filthy Frank videos and they went kind of viral. Now he has over 40,000 subs and he's getting 20k views every video just because he reacted to Filthy Frank and he's a Japanese guy. Unbelievable. Gimme a Break Man gave him a shout out when he had about 500 subs. The Tomoko story, um, the whole story At the time, I was dating this single mother Japanese woman, and I was going to meet her again. But then I was on HelloTalk, and I started making diaries in Japanese, and then Tomoko started commenting on them, and then we started chatting. We started sexting each other. She said she was 27. And then I said I would like to meet her. She said okay. I went to Japan, I met her, and she wasn't 27. She was very old. It was so awkward when I met her. She was standing there and I knew something was off. She just looked very frail. Her posture was like an old woman's posture, all hunched over. Face was all wrinkly. She had this smell like an old woman's I felt so embarrassed. I should have just ditched her, really. I should have just pretended to go to the toilet and then ran away. I did that before, actually. I never talked about it with this. There was this other Japanese woman and we went to karaoke, and I thought, yes, she agreed to go into karaoke, this means she definitely wants to bang. So I went to karaoke with her And it was really awkward. I finally, after about half an hour, I finally got the courage to make a move, and I sat next to her, put my arms around her, and I said, do you want to go to a hotel? And then she said no, and she said she's not interested. And I said okay, and then I moved away, and I gave up. I didn't try again because I didn't think she would say— I didn't think she would change her mind. So I said, I'm gonna go to the toilet. I went to the toilet and I sneakily took my bag with me and I just— I ran out of the karaoke place. I didn't go back. I just left her there. So annoying. Don't waste my time. If we're gonna go to karaoke, then I'm going to I assume that's because you want to make out and stuff. If you didn't want to make out and you didn't want to go to a hotel, then why are you wasting my time? I don't care about singing. Do you think I care about singing karaoke? I suck at singing. That was pretty cold. Can you just imagine her sitting there waiting for me to come back and then I never came back? And then she had to pay for everything. I'm not paying for the bloody karaoke. Go away. Felt pretty good though. I said, I'm gonna go to the toilet. And instead of going to the toilet, I went for the exit. And I just— I power walked to the train station, jumped on the train as quickly as I could, went to the camera shop, walked around, played around with the Cameras and stuff. That was way more fun than sitting in a karaoke with some old ugly Japanese woman. I think I'd rather just walk around by myself in a shop. Just looking at things I'm interested in than wasting time spending it with some other person I don't really care about, that I'm not interested in. It's less stressful. I can do what I want. I can go where I want. Don't have to worry about someone else. I was watching the Issei Sagawa interview. He's similar in that he's got no filter like you, Daniel. I don't know about that. People always say I have no filter, but I do in real life. I don't say this stuff in real life to When you do streaming, you do videos, you kind of have to have no filter because if you had a filter, what are you going to talk about? Let's say I have a filter right now, what would I talk about? Can't talk about sex, can't talk about private stuff, can't talk about personal stuff. What would I say? That's all I talk about, sex and personal stuff.

I wouldn't know what to talk about.

about if I had to filter myself. Wouldn't be able to talk about any of my dating experiences. Wouldn't be able to tell people my opinion on things because I'd have to filter it.

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Didn't Tomoko make videos about you or something? I thought there was more to the story.

Yeah, Tomoko made videos responding to me. I forgot what she said. She told me she was married, but then later she said she wasn't married and that she made it up. I don't know why she would pretend to be married. Why would you pretend to be married? There was absolutely no reason for her to tell me she was married if she wasn't married. I don't understand what she was trying to do. And then she got upset because I started telling people she was married. I feel like she was married, but she didn't expect me to start telling people about it. If you had a topic for your channel, you could have a filter. So if I was a Rainbow Six channel and all of you were watching because you want to hear me talk about Rainbow Six, then yeah, I guess I'd talk about Rainbow Six. I just feel like people don't care about Rainbow Six, so I don't talk about it. If you feel like the people people that are listening to you don't care about something, then, then you don't really want to talk about it, do you? It's like TotalBiscuit. People watched him because he had a lot of insight on the gaming industry and had a lot of knowledge about gaming. People watched TotalBiscuit because they were interested in his opinion— opinions on games. But if TotalBiscuit started just making streams talking about his sex life, I think his, his audience would have abandoned him because they wouldn't care. I built my audience on talking about sex and women and dating and personal stuff, so I kind of have to talk about that stuff now. Otherwise people Will lose interest because that's not what they're here for. What does Ben Dean talk about? He just talks about the food and he describes the food he's eating. What time is it? I think it's sandwich time. 2 o'clock, good time for lunch. Oh, have you seen Nobita's new video? Why many Japanese girls become porn stars. Oh, his video about Japan's anime crisis went viral. It's funny Nobita is still getting viral videos even after he got all that hate from the black videos. How come none of my videos go viral anymore? Is it because I don't talk about trending things or relatable things anymore? I just talk about weird stuff that only my current audience would find interesting. Someone who doesn't know me at all isn't gonna care about weird stuff. I need to make more things like why I have no friends or talk about stuff that's happening. Because of the Kyoto Ani fire incident, I guess that's why people clicked it. Oh look, it's a Japanese guy talking about the anime industry right after Kyoto's animation place got burnt down. I feel like he gets extra views just because he's Japanese. People want to see— people want to hear the, the opinion of a Japanese person talking about Japan. How could I profit off of the Cure Annie situation? I would have to make a video talking about anime, and it would probably get demonetized if I even mentioned the massacre, and then people would start criticizing me for trying to make money off of a sad event. Have I heard of a YouTube channel called Matt vs Japan? Is he that, that guy who's really into learning Japanese? He's kind of obsessed with it. I saw one of his videos. He was like, I have my entire computer set to Japanese and I have Japanese newspapers plastered on my ceiling. He acts so elitist about it all. I used to be like that. I used to be really obsessed with learning Japanese.

What is your opinion on hentai?

Hentai? I don't really care about hentai. It's just silly cartoons.

Okay.

I find it very difficult to be aroused by a cartoon. Make a video series of me getting N1. I would have to study so much because I've forgotten most of the stuff I learned for N2 because you don't use N2 at all in daily life. All of that complex advanced grammar. You don't need it in daily life. I might make a video called, um, Don't Waste Your Time Learning Japanese, and then I'll just say stuff like, you won't actually use most of the stuff you learn, and you don't need Japanese if you're coming to Japan, you can get by without it. If you remake yourself on a new channel with a topic, make the topic something you're really interested in. What am I really interested in? I like Rainbow Six, but I'm not interested in talking about it. There's Rainbow Six channels, they, they talk about different Operators, different tactics, different maps. I'm interested in Rainbow Six, but I don't care about talking about it in detail. In detail, it's just a game. You just run around, you shoot people. Some characters do different things. It's not really complex. I'm just not really interested in anything enough to be able to make an entire channel about it. Maybe sex, but you can't really make a channel about sex now. You'll just get demonetized. I just don't know anything in detail to be an expert on it. I'm not an expert on anything, really. How come you're streaming on Twitch?

Cars.

I don't know, it's just a lazy stream, just playing some games. I want to put the proper streams on YouTube where I go out and do stuff, and then lazy streams can be on Twitch where I just talk. Yesterday when we met my wife's friend, they talked a lot about learning Japanese. I find the whole subject about learning Japanese really boring. They asked me stuff like, how good's my— how good's your Japanese? How did you pass level 2? Why did you begin? What did you use? How did you do it? Such a boring topic. I just went online, I searched for learn Japanese, I looked up some lessons and I bought some books. That's all you can do when you learn a language. You get books and you do courses on the internet and you chat to native speakers and you practice and you practice and practice and practice. There's not really much to it. It's just repetition. And trying to remember it. I'm so past that stage where I was obsessed with learning Japanese. That was about 10 years ago when I was really into learning Japanese and I was really competitive about it. Right now I just don't care. About my Japanese language skills and talking about learning it. It's not very interesting to me, talking about language learning. And it's such a pain having to explain why I'm in Japan, what I'm doing in Japan, why I became interested in Japan. The easy answer would be because I want to have sex with Japanese girls, but you can't say that to people. They'll think you're some kind of creep. It'd be so much easier if I could just say, I'm I only came here because I wanted to have sex. It's not very complex. Oh, shot me in the back. I could make advice and life videos on dealing with social anxiety. I don't think I could because, um, my advice would be to hide in your room and Avoid society as much as possible. I haven't gotten over it, so how can I give advice on how to get over it if I still have it? It'll be like someone addicted to smoking giving advice on how to get over smoking. I gave up trying to overcome social anxiety and I just accepted it. And then I try and get on with life and I try my best to avoid situations that stress me out. So I avoid ordering food, I avoid going into certain places, I avoid talking to people. It just makes my life easier, less stressful. It's like if you have a fear of spiders, then the best way to cope with it would be to avoid spiders. Or if you have a fear of heights, just don't go to high places and you would have a much better life instead of trying to force yourself to go up high places to overcome it. Just don't go up high places. Much easier. I decided to avoid my problems instead of heading them on face-on. It's the lazy way, the easy way.

5 seconds.

Ahaha, Kavira, got you.

Come on out!

Where's the bloody hostage?

Damien, we should have cereal, wink wink.

Are you asking me for cereal? Where is he? I saw him. Why are they voting to kick me? I didn't do anything wrong. This one guy killed us all. Someone voted to kick me for no reason. Didn't do anything wrong. What does the hair clip do? Keeps my hair in place. If I take it off, then absolutely nothing happens. I think it looks trendy. Daniel, you should fuck me. I don't know what you look like. That construction site is so annoying. Constant drilling all day long. Can you imagine being the people living there inside of that building? Even worse. There's so much construction going on. I can't wait for them to finish. By the time they finished, I'll probably have to leave if my wife doesn't get me my spouse visa. Why am I still vaping? Because I still have a lot of liquid left. I don't want to waste my money. Might as well use it. Oh wow, thank you. Fuck me, Daniel. For only $1? That's kind of cheap. Oh look, there's, there's $1. That's $1 towards Resident Evil 2. I don't know if I want Resident Evil 2 anymore, actually. I'm gonna get rid of it. No, I don't want to get Resident Evil 2. Looks too scary. Or maybe I'll just buy it, play for 1 hour, and then refund it. I don't know. Do you think I should get Resident Evil 2? Do you think I'd like it?

I don't know.

Oh, I'm very tempted because I quite liked it when I was a kid, and the remastered version looks very cool, but I might be too lazy to play it now. It's a lot of puzzles and it's pretty expensive. Is there a demo?

Peggy 18.

I think my favorite is Resident Evil 2. I like the character Leon. I like the whole Raccoon City police station theme. I think it's very interesting. So many questions. What is Raccoon City? What happened to the people? Why did they turn into zombies? You haven't let social anxiety get in your way that much. You've got a wife, sources of income, place to live. You can get with girls, buy things you want. So you have your variation of dealing with it to Yeah, it's true. I, I did manage to get all of the things I wanted despite having social anxiety. It's just that the way I got the things I wanted were kind of weird. For example, I got my wife by using Tinder instead of going out to bars and, you know, meeting friends and hanging out with friends, having a network. I don't think many normal people would say they met their wife on Tinder. What the hell's that? Oh, thank you.

How many dollars for us to have cereal?

How many dollars for us to have cereal? Depends on your gender and what you look like, I guess. Thank you very much. Sources of income. The reason why I have to rely on YouTube and the internet to make money is because I have social anxiety, I guess. If I didn't have a problem with people, I, I could have just gotten a normal job serving customers and I wouldn't have problems Because I'd have good social skills, wouldn't get nervous about it. Maybe I'd enjoy it. But if it weren't for Tinder or dating websites, I might still be a virgin. Nearly all of the girls I got with were thanks to dating sites. Okay, the French girlfriend I met her naturally in a guest house. Chlamydia girlfriend, met her naturally. Korean girlfriend, met her naturally. So out of all the girls, only 3 of them I met naturally in the real world, not using— Isn't it funny, the best serial that I had was thanks to meeting a girl I found in the real world. not using Tinder or dating websites. But the thing I don't like about Resident Evil 2 is the puzzles. I don't like puzzles. I'm not good at solving puzzles. I don't enjoy it. I constantly get lost. Oh, come on, how am I I keep getting lost in games like Resident Evil because the map, the area is so big. There's so many rooms you have to go into to get items and keys, and there's so much backtracking. Oh shit, my wife sent me a message. Oh, this isn't gonna be good. Usually when she sends me a message, it's not good. Oh, come on. Fuck's sake. Oh my God, fucking hell. My wife's friend wants me to take down the video that I put up yesterday. So fucking annoying. She said she didn't mind me showing her face and you putting her in the video. Now she's complaining about it. She sent a paragraph, like a story Wall of text. What is the problem? People are so irritating. She said she's unhappy with the comments on the video about them being a couple. They feel like their privacy has been violated.

Feel uncomfortable.

Didn't think Daniel would upload the video like that.

Her family.

Hates lesbians. If they found out, it would be big trouble. Now she's asking to be— that she's asking for them to be taken out of the video. Sorry for saying that it was okay for letting him film us. Oh, so irritating. What do I do? Delete the video, edit them out of the video, re-upload, edit her face out. Keep— the problem is people know that they're lesbians because I accidentally talked about it before. I didn't think so many people knew though. Even though— even if I blur her face out, it's still kind of obvious who she is if you know her. For example, if I blurred you out, your parents and your family will still be able to recognize you from the way your body looks like, the way you sound. But I didn't say they were lesbians in the video. Everyone just assumed that in the comments. It's not my What people assume. Even if you didn't tell us they're lesbian, it's kind of obvious. Uh, people are so annoying. One minute they say it's okay to use their faces, next So it's telling you to delete it. So what do I do? Delete it? I guess I have to delete it now.

Offworld drone locates the biohazard container.

So I have to get rid of the whole grilled ice segment because their faces are in it. Or I'd have to crop it in so their faces aren't in it. And then just rename the video to Climbing Mount Inari.

Give me any second.

Oh, I hate people. They're so irritating. Why are people so touchy about it? I don't get it. Her other stupid friend complained about it as well. When I did a livestream with her other friend, she kept hiding her face, so I thought, oh, okay, I better not film her. And then everyone in the chat was saying stuff Daniel's 2 wives. Oh, he's gonna have a threesome. And I just went along with it, joking. I was like— I said something like, yeah, those are my 2 wives. We're gonna have— we're gonna smash tonight. And then her stupid boyfriend heard it, found out about the stream, got angry with her, and then she got angry with my wife. She didn't ask me to take it down though. I still won't. Who cares if you get seen on a YouTube channel? It's not like you're in a porn. Why do they care so much? I don't get it. It's not like being a lesbian is illegal, is it? Maybe it is in the Philippines. People say Why are they so worried about their stupid privacy all the time? Don't they realize no one gives a shit?

Daniel, divorce your wife and have cereal with me instead.

And they see, they see the comments, people saying not nice things, they get more upset. They can't handle the heat. Okay, so what should I do? As soon as I die, I should try and fix the problem. Leave it up for a few more hours, get a few more views. I need to re-edit the whole video so it's— so it's about the mountain climbing and not about her friends. Even if I titled the video something appropriate like meeting my wife's friends, people still would have commented about the lesbian stuff. It's too late, I already mentioned them in the stream before my wife told me that I shouldn't mention it. You didn't make videos about your sister and mom. Well, I made one about my mom. There's nothing to make about my sister. She's pretty boring. It's funny, every time now— I don't think my wife's going to introduce me to any of her friends anymore. Every time she's introduced me to her friend, this thing has happened with YouTube where they're unhappy about what I said or what people are saying about them or about people finding about what they're up to.

Can you make some warning noises for those of us jerking it to this video?

No, this isn't a jerking video. This is serious conversation. They're Muslim, so their parents would be disappointed. My wife's other friend kept saying stuff like, don't film me because my students' parents might find out and they won't Be happy or they'll lose trust in me. Why would you lose trust in someone just because they're in a YouTube video or a livestream? Why, why does it make you untrustworthy if you show your face on a video? It's so stupid the way people think. What am I doing on Twitch? I'm doing a lovely Okay, so I have to take down the video. So they don't want to be in the video at all now, even though they told me it was okay to show their faces yesterday. Now they want me to take their faces out and not mention them at all. Uh, maybe I'll get more views by renaming it Climbing Mount Inari instead of the Filipino girl. I was so confused whether it was Filipino or Filipina. Apparently Filipino is for men and Filipina is for women, and it's spelled with an F, not a PH, even though the Philippines What a stupid, stupid word. Climbing a mountain with no lesbos. Yeah, not meeting my wife's lesbian friends. Such a pain in the backside. My wife said, can't you just mosaic their faces out? But I thought they didn't want to be in the video at all. Even if I blur the faces out using the automatic blur thing, if you know who they are, then it's still kind of obvious who they are because you can still see their bodies and stuff. The heads are cut off most time. Yeah, that's because I was being careful not to film them. But then at the end of the day, they said you can show our faces in the video if you want. Um, it's too late to re-edit. It's available on the subreddit channels already as an archive. Yeah, it's probably up on the archive thing. They have some kind of JavaScript that automatically archives everything I upload, even the streams. They're not even doing it manually. They set up some kind of program to do it. How many views does it have? It has 8,000 Views right now. I don't really want to take it down, to be honest. It's just weird, people don't expect that some people say rude things in comment sections. It's not even doing well, actually. It's 8 out of 10. On the video rankings. Hong Kong guy did way better. The Hong Kong guy got 12,000 views in this time frame compared to 8,000. I think it could get 20K after a few days.

Target detected.

Next video, why I hate my wife's friends messing me around. If you don't want to be seen on the internet, don't give me permission to film your face. Obviously you're gonna get rude comments. It's the internet. Everyone's rude on the internet. People are so oblivious to the internet, it's crazy. They don't understand it. This sentence is so annoying. Feels like our privacy has been violated. The comment section has made us feel uncomfortable. Isn't it funny, I managed to mess things up every time. Even when I get permission to do something, I end up Effing it up. Is he wearing makeup now? His skin looks dewy. I'm just very sweaty because it's boiling hot. My face is sweaty and oily. Yeah, that's what happens when you sit around in 25 degrees centigrade. No, I'm not turning the AC on. Do you know how much money that'll cost me? Usually I'd be sitting around naked with the fan blowing full power. There weren't even that many bad comments, to be fair, to my audience. I think people were quite, quite civil. See, nice Filipino and Japanese people was the latest comment. It's because a lot of people ask sexual things in the comments. They're just joking, there's nothing to get upset about. I'm not meeting any of my wife's friends anymore. What a waste of time. No sex, can't even use it for content. Didn't get good views anyway. 8 out of 10? Went all the way up that bloody mountain just for 8 out of 10 on the ranking list. Got more views just talking about some bullshit sex doll that I didn't even buy and I'm not even gonna buy. If they were hotter, higher views. Yeah, if they were more attractive, that would have been better. Is it illegal to be gay in the Philippines? Isn't the Philippines that Crazy country run by that, that absolute nutter of a president who just murders people. He's like some kind of kingpin. Duterte, something like that. Whoa! Oh, I pressed click instead of using melee. Could have killed her. No, there's tons of gays in the Philippines. That's what I thought. I thought the Philippines was very accepting towards homosexuals. Maybe I'll get more views if I just title it Climbing Mount Inari. I don't think I will. I don't think people care about me climbing a mountain. Oh, thank you.

A B.

Use the cockroach. Very generous. How do I get that stream boss? The stream boss thing was pretty fun last time. Where is it? it. I've got alert box, follower goal, donation ticker. I have the donation ticker ticking along if you want to see that. I saw from this one, one girl, Synthetical—

Will you get the next iPhone? It launches in September.

Will I get the next iPhone? iPhone. I am interested in seeing what Apple has done this time with the wide-angle lens. I've been telling Apple to put a wide-angle lens on your bloody phones for years. Now they're finally doing it. But the design on the iPhone 11 looks so bad, that big rectangle at the top corner. They should put it in the center. That'll look much better. I thought it was really funny with the stick insect, and then it looks like me.

Make a PO box so that I can send you my used panties, wink wink.

Oh, thank you. You can send them— I don't know if I should give you my real address. You could come here and hand deliver them to me. I'll sniff them. I like them moist. Maybe I can trade in my iPhone X and get it cheaper. Get the new iPhone at a discount. Smell them on her. That would be the best way. After a nice jog, a nice walk around Japan, after they get nice and sweaty, lift up your skirt, take a whiff, and then peel them off slowly. Hahaha, killed you. Killed him good. Made him dead.

Damn, Daniel, you're turning me on. If you make a PO box, you can keep it secret from your wife and all your fangirls could send you stuff. A PO box is a box at the post office.

Oh, I died. I don't know how to make a PO box in Japan. Sounds expensive. Can you even get a PO box in Japan. Thank you very much for the bits. What if she farted? It would make it smell even better. I think it'll be too dangerous to I wouldn't have that kind of stuff in the house though. If my wife found it, she would go mental. She'd start screaming, whose panties are these? You're disgusting! I'd have to keep them hidden very well. Oh, I found it. Stream Boss. How does it work? Oh, this guy was the last Stream Boss. That was ages ago in the last apartment last year. Can you see it? I'm gonna get my sandwich quickly. Take off my trousers as well, I think. I'm not going anywhere. Oh, I have an egg sausage muffin as well. I want the sandwich. Where is it?

Cool.

Sandwich time.

PO boxes are free in Japan, Daniel.

This bread is so tough, but I don't know how to get a PO box. I don't even know how to say PO box in Japanese. P.O.

box.

Oh no, the game's starting.

Thank you.

This is a ham, cheese, and lettuce sandwich. I can't aim. I'm being shot at.

Oh no.

Haha, he missed.

Go to the police office and ask for Sichu Jiang. Google Translate Law.

But then I have to talk to people. I don't want to talk to people.

I'm scared.

Where are they? Whoa, whoa! Oh, I should have saw it coming. Oh, thank you. Why am I dressed like this? It's just a t-shirt. How am I supposed to be dressed?

Isn't it worth it for the fangirl panties and free gifts? Plus you could make a video getting APO box in Japan.

But people might send weird stuff like bags of poo. Or it might be a guy pretending to be a girl and he sends girls underwear, but it's a guy that's been wearing it. Did you get to the summit in time for sunrise? No, we left before the sun— don't you mean sunset? There was no sunset or sunrise. We left before the sun started setting. See what my wife is saying. My wife stopped messaging me. She asked me if I can delete the comments about lesbians. They just want me to delete the comments about them being a lesbian. There's not even that many. Let me look. I At the comment section. Why are they so ashamed of it though? It's nothing to be ashamed of. So now I have to blacklist the word lesbian in my comment section.

Uh. Lesbian.

Tola, Mr. Rishi Cookie. Lesbian cucking arc begins, lads. Couldn't get a silicone doll, but the waifu is fine with another woman to join in. So unfortunately, I have to delete your comment.

Remove.

Is this the lesbian? Remove. And he's— why I love being a lesbian. That's not a different— there were only 2, 2 comments. That was it. That was it. Hardly anyone said anything about lesbians. What's she talking about? There are only 2 people who made comments about lesbians. Lesbian comment. Baka yaro. Kono yaro. That was it. There was just 2. Oh, thank you. New ice cream.

Hey, PO box Daniel.

I will think about it, but if you really want to send me dirty panties, you should deliver them yourself and I'll take them off you. Now people are gonna start spamming. There's only 50 people here, so it's okay. This is like a nice little cozy private chat. 50 people, I think it's a nice little cozy amount of people. Oh, thank you, Abused Cockroach.

P.O. box.

I don't even know if anyone would send me stuff. Not many people would, maybe one or two. Half my audience hate me. Did you see my last community post? I asked if you like me. And 55% said yes, so 45% hate me. I'm so sad. Whoa! Oh, I was pressing Q, but my finger didn't move fast enough. No, I don't want to get a PO box. Too much work. I don't want people to send me gross stuff or junk. If they start sending me junk, then it'd be rude to throw it away and I'd have to put it somewhere. My next— do you want to hear what my next question is going to be for the community poll? It's going to be, would you rather have An ugly partner who you feel very in love with, or a smoking hot partner but you don't really care about them? So would you rather have a fat ugly girlfriend but you feel really in love with her, or a smoking hot girlfriend, big boobs, thick thighs, great in bed, but You hate her. Which one do you think people are going to go for? How can you be in love with someone ugly? Well, a lot of people say looks aren't important and you can fall in love with someone who's not very attractive. Let's, let's see, see how many people agree with that. I'm pretty sure most men would go for a smoking hot babe who they didn't really feel in love with over some fat ugly girl who they did feel in love with. I suppose it's asking if you prioritize looks over how you feel emotionally about someone. So maybe if I just delete the lesbian comments and blur their faces, they won't ask me to remove the video. Okay, so this is like another Turkish girl situation where I have to blur What if I just blur out everyone's face again like last time? It's pretty funny. No, I'm not taking it down. It's one of my best videos. Put a lot of jokes in it. I thought the plastic bucket bit was really funny. The Plastic insects was funny. Grilled ice cream was interesting. Went to an interesting place. It's one of my best videos. What are you talking about? I have to change the thumbnail. Okay, so I'm gonna change the title now to, um, Fun day out in Kyoto with my wife. Something generic. I don't think the clickbait didn't work anyway. Come on, 8 out of 10, that's failed as clickbait. Clickbait is supposed to get me 1 out of 10 or 2 out of 10 on the rank— ranking system. 8 out of 10 means the clickbait failed, so there's no point having it. I'm gonna change it to fun day out With my wife in Kyoto. How about super, super fun, super fun, happy day out with my wife in Kyoto? And I'll change the thumbnail to that creepy picture of us smiling. That'll do. Whatever. No, I'm not taking it down. It's my YouTube channel, my decision. You're not my boss. You don't tell me what to do. Andy has subscribed to you on YouTube. Oh, thank you, Andy. I'm sweating so much my glasses are slipping off my face. I hate wearing glasses. Maybe I should get laser eye surgery. I'm scared I might go blind, but then I could use that for content. I'm blind, I'm disabled now, I can't get a job. I could sue the laser company. For millions, they blind me. Do you think it's cheaper to get it done in Japan or England? I think Japan would be more competent. I don't trust those fat NHS nurses with their butterfingers. I need a towel to wipe myself off. It just keeps coming out, the sweat just keeps dripping. Where does it come from? I'm drinking all this juice and it's just coming out as sweat. What a waste. Oh, I almost nearly killed him. Delete the video, think about your spouse visa. It's not my fault they gave me permission. It's not my fault they don't have a sense of humor. So uptight about everything. I spent so much time thinking about a title and a thumbnail. I stayed up until 2 AM last night choosing that thumbnail and title, thinking it was good. Now I have to take— have to change it, take it down. I'm not taking it down.

No.

I've upset all my wife's friends now because of my channel. I need to blur out their faces. How do I do that? Edit, Enhancements, Blur Faces. So it's processing, it's going It's going to process. Feel free to explore YouTube in the meantime. It's going to detect all of the faces automatically, and then I should be able to blur out both their faces automatically. Oh my God, his face looks so sweaty. Oh, fine, I'll go and dry it. I'll wipe myself off. Blur the stick insect's face. Oh, that feels good. Oh. Oh, oh, that's good. Oh, that was nice. That was like a facial massage. Is it massage or massage? Massage. Where are they hiding? Oh, oh, oh, oh, just 2-shot grandpa in the backside. Did you see him? Look, he thinks he's so clever because he's wearing a black suit. Look, um, whatever his name is, I think I'm so smart and well dressed with my smart glasses.

I'm taking cover.

Yeah, well, that doesn't protect you from an LFP-586 in the backside, does it? I didn't think so. His special ability's so lame. Whoa, whoa, it's that Tachanka guy with the turret that shot me dead. Whatever. His face looks so sweet. Does it still look sweaty? Oh, that drill outside is driving me crazy. I don't know how well you can hear it. Japanese people, they, they get a towel and they wrap it around their heads like this. If you go outside in Japan when it's hot, you'll see Japanese guys walking around like this. It's usually a white towel they use. I think they have a very long towel because this one's too short. Maybe my head's too big. They just walk around like this outside to soak up the sweat. I look like a China boy. I can't get it to stay. It won't stay. I can't tie a knot because it's too short. Use the hair clip. I don't think it's strong enough. Oh, it is strong enough.

That's surprising.

No, I'm not smoking, I'm vaping. Can you hear it? Listen, it crackles.

What's that?

There's no nicotine, it's nicotine-free. I'm not going to become an addict, don't worry. Let's see the processing process. It is at 57%. Oh, it feels so nice not to have hair. Sometimes I just want to shave it all off, forget about it, not worry about it. Have you missed me? Yes, maybe, I don't know. It's been a while since I streamed on Twitch. Would you try cannabis oil if I mailed some to you? I don't know if that's legal. In Japan, weed is illegal, so I don't think cannabis would be. If I tell you my address, you have to promise not to dox me. You have to promise not to share it.

Online.

Can I trust you? I've managed to keep my new address secret so far. Oh, my reaction skills are just not very good right now. Keep missing, not fast enough. I could get in trouble if you tried mailing me drugs. They'd think I bought it and I'm trying to sell it in Japan. There's this one Japanese guy on my second channel who got really angry because I have some walking videos in Japan on my second channel. Sometimes I follow girls for a few minutes, just a few minutes. I just walk behind them, film them, use them for the thumbnail. This Japanese guy was getting all angry in the comments saying if he was there he would stop me and call the police. And then he asked me where in Japan I was, as if he's going to come here and beat me up or something. And then he started being racist towards Chinese people, saying, oh, you're Chinese, aren't you? I said, no, I'm British. Okay, so my wife said you can change the title and then blur out the faces, and that should be fine. Okay, that's good, so I don't have to take the video down. I've already changed the title. Now I just need to blur out their faces. Easy peasy. No, it wasn't Nobita, it was some other guy. I don't know who it was. It's not stalking. We were just walking in the same direction for a couple of minutes. There were loads of people walking in the same direction. Does it mean they were all stalking that girl? Just because I was filming her, they think I was stalking her. I was filming everyone, not just her, but she was pretty hot. She was wearing this little skirt thing, this one-piece. It was like a one-piece. With a short skirt, and she was wearing these high heels. Her legs were so curvy. I could see the flesh ripple every, every time she took a step. Her calf, calf muscles would ripple. She had this cute haircut as well. Go on to my second channel if you want to see. It's Daniel Lord ASMR. Got some nice girls in the thumbnail. There's one, one girl— I went to the game center and there was this one girl I put in the thumbnail. She was really cute, but she looked kind of cross-eyed. It's like she wasn't looking in the same direction. I'm coming, wait for me. 2 versus 4, can we do it? 2 versus 4, come on, Daniel, come on. I'm the last person left. Oh, I've killed one person. I killed 2 people. That's 1 versus 2. Where's the other guy? Shit. Oh, I didn't mean to do that. Get the stupid needle out your leg. It's 1 versus 2.

Oh, fuck.

I shot him once.

Oh, shit.

Oh, oh, 1 versus 1! Oh my God, I can't believe I got him. 1 versus 1, 1 versus 1. This is tense. Everyone's watching me. Everyone's watching me. It's 1 versus 1. Where'd he go? Where'd the other guy go? Drone. Whoa! Oh!

Ah! You are eliminated.

I am the best. I soloed the entire enemy team. Oh, I'm not even the top player. I'm the 3rd best player. Oh, did you see that?

Daniel, get a PO box. We all want it.

It was 2 versus 4. And then 1 versus 4, and I took them all out all by myself. Oh, thank you, Synthetica. I'm not sure about PO boxes. I'll have to think about it. Did you see that? I can't believe it. It was basically 1 versus 4, and I took them all on. They couldn't even take me down. They You couldn't stop me. See, I am good at something. That was great. Please tell me someone clipped it. That was the best moment of this year. What made me decide to get a vape? I saw Ice Poseidon do it on his stream and I thought it looks Pretty cool. I'm running out of battery on my vape. I took on 4 people with my pistol. Didn't even use my primary weapon. They couldn't, they couldn't stop me. That was good. That made the entire day worth it. Ah, that's what I play Rainbow Six for. So I die a lot, but sometimes I get scenes, I get moments like that. Just makes life worth living.

Great.

Great game. Great, great, good game. Good game. Who is Kevin? Can I get a month of Gold Tinder for a Oh, how do you get it for a dollar? Yeah, you should get it. Get laid!

I've located the biohazard container.

Go wild! This game is so much fun.

Oh yeah.

Oh, the face detection thing. Oh my God, it's detected my wife's face. She looks so awful in this little picture. It's given me a bunch of faces to choose to blur out. There's this one picture of my wife, she looks like she's 50. These faces are really ugly looking. There's some random Japanese people in it as well. Should I just blur out everyone's face? What's this? Popcorn?

Um, caramel.

Not caramel.

He said no. Half hours.

It, it detected a face in the popcorn. And it blurred out the popcorn. It blurred out a little square on a piece of popcorn thinking it was a face. That's funny. That's good. It's not very good. You can still see her face at the beginning. The beginning bit, you can see the bottom half of her face. Why does it matter? 10,000 people have already seen it. How many more people do they think are going to see it? I can't see it. Another 10,000 maybe. Now I have to ruin my video with little blurred out blocks. This face of my wife looks so bad. Jesus. This might take a while. Okay, what's this?

Popcorn.

How long does it take to blur out the faces? It says edits in progress. Yeah, the 2 lesbians, they want their faces blurred out after giving me permission yesterday to show their faces. Now they're not happy with it because people, people are calling them lesbians in the comments. And saying sexual things. Don't judge my audience. How dare you? They're my audience. We just have strange senses of humor. How far am I from the place where all the people gather in public with all the cool and wacky fashion? I think that's Harajuku. That's in Tokyo. I'm in Osaka. Am I gonna hang out with them again? I doubt it. Highly doubt it. All my wife's friends are gonna hate me. Most of them already hate me and want us to break up. One of her friends found me on Tinder and she was flirting with me, trying to trick me. And then she said, won't Chihiro be upset? And I was like, oh shit, how do you know Chihiro? She said, I'm her friend. Did her family find out you're back together? No, they still don't know we're back together. Or they might know, they're just not saying anything about it. People take everything so seriously, like privacy, embarrassment. I guess as someone who's already ostracized from society, lives isolated, has no friends, and has no problem embarrassing himself on the internet, I don't really understand why they care so much. It's just a YouTube video. It's just life. We're all gonna die anyway. Who cares if some people think it's embarrassing or shameful? You shouldn't care what other people think so much.

You must locate and defuse the bomb.

That's a really weird thing for someone who has social anxiety to say, because the whole point of social anxiety is I'm worrying too much about what other people think of me. That's why I have it. But then I'm saying stuff like You shouldn't care about what people think. On the internet, I don't care what people think, but in real life, it's embarrassing. Privacy is important. It's not. It's only important if you're doing something illegal. If you're not doing anything wrong, then what, what do you have to hide? You shouldn't have anything to hide. The only people who care about privacy are the ones who are scared they have something to hide. There's nothing wrong with Being lesbians. I don't understand why they're afraid about it. They're scared people are going to judge them negatively, I guess. No one really cares at the end of the day. Imagine living in 2019 still being afraid of being gay. Aren't they afraid to be persecuted by the government? Pretty sure it's not illegal in Japan to be gay. Not sure about the Philippines. What if she died because Because of me. What if she went back to the Philippines and she got arrested and they executed her because of what I said on a stream? That'd be crazy. She could just say I was making up. She could just say I was lying, I made it up, I was just talking rubbish, she's not actually a lesbian. Just because I said it doesn't mean it's true. I could say, so-and-so in the chat, you're a lesbian, now you're gonna get arrested if you ever go to the Philippines. She could just deny it if she gets into trouble. Why would she get in trouble anyway? People would say, are you a lesbian? I heard about it on a video.

10 seconds.

And then she could say, no, he I was just joking. I'm not really a lesbian.

Uh, boarding, Logan. Nitro deployed. You will be detected if you remain in this area.

I can't see the screen. Whoa, I can't see what I'm shooting at when those stupid numbers and words just pop up in the middle of the screen. Big flaw when it comes to Rainbow Six. They keep putting text in the middle of the screen when I'm trying to aim and it just blocks the whole view. That's really dumb. It says stuff like objective completed or 2 versus 4. Get out the way. Careful with the catfishes on Cupid Japan. I'm surprised I haven't been catfished yet. It would be so easy, just download some hot Asian girl. Pretend that you're attracted to me and then send me messages saying you wanna fuck. And then screenshot the whole thing and then say, oh look, Daniel is trying to hook up with girls secretly. Surprised my wife hasn't done it. I'm currently catfishing people on Japan Cupid with my ex-girlfriend's pics. It was supposed to be for a video, but I'm not sure about making it now. I downloaded my ex's pictures and then I just made a profile pretending to be her. I have loads of messages from guys. And they just say stuff like, hi, it's nice to meet you. I saw your profile and you're perfect. I'm looking for a serious relationship, maybe even getting married. Please let me know if you're interested. It's quite interesting seeing how other men try and chat up women. So if you're a guy on Japan Cupid, I would like to apologize in case I accidentally catfish you. It's for— it's for a video, YouTube video. You can be part of it. I haven't replied to anyone yet. I'm not sure what to say. I might troll them, or I might just hook them along, see what they do. What time is it? Half past 3. More Rainbow Six? Why not? I think I'll finish around 4. I've been streaming for 5 hours. That's a long time. Very long time to stream. You need to reduce your cam size. Okay, how about that? Might as well stream all day. I really want to watch that Luna x James channel on Pornhub. It looks pretty hot. I'm gonna binge watch some of them and save it for later. Why did I go back to using editing software with the watermark? Because PowerDirector kept crashing and KineMaster has better, better animations and options. I can do the little spinning text thing and I can do the slow zoom-in thing. I don't want to pay for it. And it lets you upload, it lets you export at higher qualities. My channel is all about high quality. No, I don't want to buy Sony Vegas. I need, I need it to be on my phone. It needs to be on my phone. Would you recommend the iPad Pro even if I already have a main PC set up? Yeah, I would, because you can sit on your sofa or your chair and just relax with it. My whole team left!

Good work.

Where did everyone go? What the hell? It's 1 versus 5. 1 versus 5, can I do it?

Top 4 has 20 on the hostage.

Can I solo the enemy team? I'm scared. Maybe I should use my proper gun, not the pistol. I'm not sure what kind of gun it is. Is it a machine gun? Where are they? I tricked one of them. They're shooting my, my target things. Where are they? What are they doing? Oh, I couldn't even kill one person.

Mission failed. All friendlies were eliminated.

I shot him so many times with the shotgun. Stupid shotgun's so bad. This is casual, by the way. Why did my entire team leave? I should have kept with— I should have stayed with the pistol. I thought the shotgun would be a better option because we were in that small room. Even in that small room, I didn't have the range. It wasn't close enough. I have a video editor on my laptop already. It's called Filmora, but I prefer editing on my phone. I might buy KineMaster. Eventually. I'm just not sure. And it's kind of funny having the Kindmaster logo at the top, don't you think? I think it's kind of funny. Thinking about taking a A fap break and then coming back, or just ending the stream. I'm not sure. I could just close down the camera. You can't see me now. I'm just very horny right now. Um, should I mute the microphone? I want to watch that Pornhub channel. Okay, I'm going to mute it. I'll take, um, a 10-minute break. How about 10 minutes and then we'll meet back I don't really want to end it. It's only— it's not even 4. Still plenty of time. Okay, I'll be back in about 5 to 10 minutes. I won't be long.

Muting now.

Duh, so hot. That channel is pretty good. I only watched 2 of them, and by the second one I had enough, had to, um, you know, finish. It's called Luna x James, and it's this French couple, this white guy, French guy, and this Asian French woman. They travel the world and they vlog it, but they also film themselves having sex. Sex on Pornhub, and the girl is hot. She's like 9 out of 10, plus she's Asian, which is a bonus. Oh, my vape's out of battery. I should have charged it when I was wankering. I'll charge it on my— off my laptop.

Okay, charging.

Wankering is nice, isn't it? After you've finished, you just feel so grateful that you don't have some annoying woman stuck with you. You can get back to Rainbow Six, and then you just feel so great that you didn't just waste hundreds of dollars on a working lady. I feel so great now. I feel like I just saved hundreds of dollars that I might have wasted on A working lady. She's pretty but not attractive to me. I find her really attractive. She has that kind of Asian face that not all Asian Asian girls have that I find extremely attractive. Not all Asian girls have that kind of Asian face. It's a very specific set of facial features that come together. This game doesn't play smoothly when it's in windowed mode. I need to go full screen. But then if I go full screen, it freezes when I minimize it. She has an American Asian face. Really? I thought she has kind of a Korean-looking Asian face. The great thing about American Asian girls is they have that, that beautiful Asian look, but they make Sex sounds like a Western woman. They don't make those high-squealed, horrible squealing sounds Japanese girls make in Japanese porn. So you get the both of best worlds. You get the physical attractiveness, and you get— you also get the Western moaning, not the Japanese moaning, which is kind of annoying. I don't like Japanese squealing. Sounds like they're in pain. Ah, ah, don't kill me! I'm still alive. Ah, killed again. How much money do I make from the feet money? I've made about 150 so far. When, when I'm horny, I start getting all these crazy thoughts like, I'm gonna go and spend $300 on a working lady. I'm going to—

What?

Go crazy and do some weird stuff, or I'm gonna call some woman that I don't really like just to have sex. But then after you masturbate, you finish, you end up feeling so grateful that you didn't do any of those things.

You just—

you, you saved so much money that you could have wasted on a working lady. You saved so much time being stuck with some woman after you've finished. Masturbating's pretty great— pretty good. Pretty great. And you don't have to worry about washing some massive love doll. You just get some tissues, flush it down toilet, finished. Now I can get back to what's— I can get back to the important things in life, like Rainbow Six. What happens when you start earning $5K a month? Uh, not, not much. I start buying more things that I don't need. Luckily, I saved almost all of the money I earned last year, so I'm pretty rich right now. I can afford to fly out some fangirls. I feel so focused right now. After squeezing one out, you just stop thinking about girls completely. I have absolutely no interest in ladies right now. It's just completely gone, that whole, um, what's the word? All my interest in sex just vanished, just like that.

Biohazard container detected.

In the flick of a wrist.

Find the biohazard container.

And I feel pretty good now.

Yeah.

Thank you, Luna and Janus. They're doing a great service to the world, I think.

Copy that!

Whoa, whoa, there's 2! They don't even see me, I'm right behind her! Did you see that? They didn't even notice me, even though I missed my knife 5 times. How could they not hear me? I'm running full sprint. Oh, there's one over there. I see you.

The biohazard container has been located.

I see you. Where'd she go? 4 versus 1. Hahaha, knifed her right in the face. Did you see that? Look, watch, watch, watch. That's how you do it. The videos on Pornhub are really high quality. Yeah, they use really nice cameras and the lighting is always great and the camera angles are usually pretty good. They know what they're doing, they're not amateurs. What happens when my wife comes home and she wants sex? She never wants to have sex. She just lies there doing nothing. We only have sex when I want to have sex. If I don't want to have sex, we don't have sex. She never starts it or does anything to turn me on. I need a drink, I'm dying. I've drank all my juice. Um, I have Tea. Have iced tea. Have some lovely iced tea. Oh, that's good iced tea. Nice and cool. Oh, oh, oh, I didn't hit any of those shots! Missed every single shot. She was just running sideways. It was like she was ice skating backwards and forth. I couldn't even get hit, not even one. Sometimes I'm really accurate and I get amazing headshots, and then sometimes they just slide around. I can't even— can't even get one shot on them. It's really annoying. What's my CM360? I don't know. My aim is so shaky. It depends on my grip. Sometimes I have bad grip and I can't aim properly. I'm not sure how to check my DPI. It depends where my wrist is when I'm trying to aim. Sometimes my wrist isn't in a good location. I'm feeling very tempted to get Resident Evil 2. I feel like playing something scary. But I'm worried it'll be too difficult and I'll get fed up with it.

Insertion in 5 seconds. Location of biohazard container unknown. Clear to engage.

Rainbow Six is nice because it's easy. You can't get stuck. It's quite simple. You just find the enemy and shoot them. Resident Evil 2 is like trying Trying to navigate a maze when there's loads of things trying to kill you and, and you've got puzzles and stuff. So I probably need a lot of help from my Lovely viewers. Whoa, whoa, whoa! I've killed 3! Did you see that?

Stop securing the container. Hostile activity resumed. Securing the container once the threat is neutralized.

There's one more. Where is he? We won thanks to me. I killed 3 of them. Why do you yell? Because I got excited. It's pretty expensive though, £45 for a game that I might not even like. You should react to YouTube videos as content. I could do it on Twitch. What should I react to? The reason why I'm scared of doing on YouTube is because it's so easy to get a strike. I've gotten strikes for such dumb reasons, but on Twitch I'm not so worried because it's just Twitch, so I don't care if my Twitch got banned. I've only got 50 viewers here. I'll just go back to YouTube. Also, Twitch— I don't think Twitch is as strict. People kept telling me Twitch was stricter than YouTube and I wouldn't last a week on Twitch. I've never had any problems on Twitch. People kept telling me that I would get banned so fast on Twitch because I talk about sex and stuff. I've been suspended on YouTube for streaming 2 times now, for the cockroach and then for showing hentai. I don't even know what to react to. I would need a— I need a window capture, and then I need Chrome. Chrome's not there. I had this problem before where I had Chrome open, but I couldn't get a window capture to capture I have to close, close Chrome and then open Chrome as an administrator and then YouTube. And then window capture. It is not there. Why doesn't Chrome show up? How about Microsoft Edge? It's not showing anything. Change it to display capture. Okay, I'll try that. Display. It's not working.

Display capture.

Nothing happened. It's just an empty square in sources. Where do I find sources? Yeah, I put add a new source, display capture, and then I chose my display, but there's nothing there. It's just a blank square. There's no options. There's properties. All I can do is select capture set— capture cursor or deselect it and then press done. That's it. There's no other options. I'm using Streamlabs OBS. I had this problem before. I can't remember what I did. I think you had to disable one of the graphics cards, but then the game— it messes up the game. Imagine how crazy it would be if I found a girl like Luna and we made sex vlogs as well as my YouTube vlogs, and then I just linked— I don't think you can link Pornhub. Try disabling hardware acceleration.

Okay, settings.

Where is it? Use hardware acceleration when available? No. Relaunch. Okay, let me try again. It's not there. It's not even on the list of programs. It's just a black box. Ah, who cares. Play Rainbow Six. I'll try fixing it later.

Activating cord!

Whoa! Oh, killed 2 of them. I killed 3 of them! That's embarrassing for them. I just killed 3 of them with the knife by rushing in. That's so funny. Did you see that? That's why they call me the pro. I called myself a pro and I ran into a trap. Did you see that? I knifed them all. I didn't even fire a single shot.

Play Overwatch.

I don't like Overwatch. I tried it before, very boring. I don't like the art styles, too childish, too, too childish. It's so weird though, in a game like Rainbow Six where it's supposed to be about tactics and playing realistically Keeping your head down, moving slowly, being quiet. It's so weird that just running into the room like that actually works pretty well as a tactic. In real life, I don't think that would work very well. You just run into the room where all the enemies are and stab them. How much would I charge for a man haircut? You want me to cut your hair? I'll do it for free. Oh, this guy's new. I recently unlocked him so he can shoot out these little robots that catch the enemy team's robots. See this? Look, that tiny little thing catches the enemy's drones and then you can control them. It's pretty cool. And he has a shotgun and a rifle. He reloads it pretty funnily. Funnily, is that a word? Look, he just pops out the magazine. Watch me now. Watch. I'm gonna flank them and catch them off guard. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did not expect that guy there.

Whoa!

I didn't expect him to just jump around the corner. I thought he was gonna wait. That guy has balls. This game's even more intense when you have headphones in and you can hear the footsteps. Oh, my new video's doing badly. It was starting off so well. It, it was at 4 out of 10 for views and it was holding its place, and now it just drops down to 8 out of 10. People don't care about me anymore. Before, I could get 40k views easily just by talking about anything. I could talk about my toilet paper and I'd get 40k views. Now, even if I meet people and I go places and I show you interesting and stuff. Number one, it takes me all day to just get 10K views, and it takes me 2 days to get 15, and then it takes about 4 days to get 20K, if I, if I even get 20K, that is. I would totally Prime sub to Daniel if you keep streams. Keep doing streams. I will. This is one of my New Year's resolutions. to consistently stream on Twitch doing games whilst also streaming on YouTube doing other things. You have to clickbait better. I thought making it look like I was meeting up with a Filipino girl was pretty good clickbait, but even with the clickbait and the girl's face in the thumbnail, it It only got to 8 out of 10 out of the last 10 videos for views. The Hong Kong guy video got to about 4 out of 10, which is pretty good. Ice Poseidon The Poseidon video got 1 out of 10, which is really good. People were really interested in that. Well, it might take a few days. I'm not sure if the current title is very good. Super Fun Happy Day Out with My Wife in Kyoto. I can't think of anything else to title it. I can't use the word lesbian. I can't use my wife's friends as the title. So it's either going to be about Kyoto or climbing the mountain. What would Chris Broad name it? He would name it something like 24 Hours in Kyoto. How can I turn it into content? My wife's friends hate me. Hey, I could do that actually. I've got a lot of points to make. My wife's family hates me. I've done that. So next would be my wife's friends hate me.

Whoa!

My wife's friends hate me. They tried to trick me on Tinder. They gave me permission to film them, and then later they Told me to get rid of it. It's a great title. All the people looking to travel to Kyoto get it recommended. Are there really that many people traveling to Kyoto? Um, ugly dykes and a big hill. Climbing a big hill. After meeting my wife's lesbian friends. That'll be a great title, nice and specific. I might change the thumbnail. Maybe you should learn from Chris's Titles, but Chris's titles aren't interesting. It's just pretty generic. 24 Hours in Fukuoka. Look, it used to be ranking by views, 5 out of 10. Now I refresh it, 8 out of 10. Oh no, it has low watch time compared to my usual stuff. People barely watched it. Not a good result. Hopefully I can make $50 off it. The weird thing is my Ice Poseidon video did really well, 27K views. My sex in Japan— paying for sex in Japan video did very well, 30K views. Guess how much they made? They made about $40, which is rubbish. I think I could get $40 off of this new video because it's quite family-friendly, even with the lowered views. I might change the thumbnail to this picture of me. I'm gonna change it actually. I'm gonna change it to climbing Mount Everest.

Inari.

I don't know, people don't even know what Mount Inari is. People know what Mount Fuji is. Everyone knows Mount Fuji. Everyone knows Mount Everest. No one knows Mount Inari, do they? Eating cooked ice. Trying grilled ice cream. How about trying grilled ice cream? Trying grilled ice cream in Kyoto. And then I have a nice picture of the actual ice cream melting. Let me try and find a screenshot. Do you think people would find that interesting enough? Use your wife's image more. I'm hoping the picture of my wife would get more clicks. Oh, I have this picture of her sucking it. Looks like She's doing a BJ. Haha, look! What about that? She's sucking the ice cream, but her head— the shape of her head looks kind of warped because it was wide angle and her head was at the edge. I don't think my wife would be happy about that. No, it's not a nice— it's not a flattering picture of her. I'll look for a different thumbnail. I think thumbnails with people in them are more appealing. That looks so stupid. Why are you grilling ice cream? Very difficult choosing a thumbnail. Oh, I forgot about the game. Oh, this shotgun's so weak. Took, took 3 shots to take her down. I wasn't even that far away. This shotgun's terrible. Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm switching. Didn't even get a kill assist. Missed every shot again. Who said that? Your wish is what? Where are they? As soon as I said that, I get shot in the back. How much to sub on Twitch? I think it's about $5. Okay, I need a thumbnail. Um, how about climbing a mountain in Kyoto? Climbing a mountain in Kyoto. Ah, I don't know. There was no point to the video. The whole point of the video was climbing the mountain and meeting her friends. How about meeting my wife's friends? But then I can't put their picture in the thumbnail. What about this one? This one's quite nice. I'll use my wife's picture instead of mine, and I'll put it, um, climbing— no, day out, fun day, fun day in Kyoto with my wife. Oh, what about fun day in Kyoto with Japanese woman? With Japanese woman, fun day in Kyoto. It's weird calling her Japanese woman when she's my wife, but if I put Japanese Japanese woman might get more clicks. Japanese woman or my wife. Or how about we climbed a mountain in Kyoto?

Dropping bag!

Got him. Oh, red-headed beautiful Japanese lady climbs a mountain in Kyoto. Does your wife still have divorce papers? Yes, she does. I don't know, I just, I just don't think there's any title I could make for this video that would be interesting because it wasn't an interesting video. We went up a bloody mountain, that was it. Climbing a mountain. Climbing a mountain. Ah, these titles are so boring. Um, climbing, climbing a mountain. Is it even a mountain? It was called Mount Inari, so it is a mountain. Yeah, we went— oh. They ruined everything. I met a Filipino girl, was so good. Visiting Mount Fushimi Inari. In Kyoto. That is the most boring title ever, but I can't think of anything good. Visiting Fushimi Inari in Kyoto. Worst video title ever. Yeah, the Filipino girl and her friend were unhappy that I They were unhappy about how I portrayed them in the video, and they were unhappy about people calling them lesbians, and they don't want their faces to be shown in the video. So now I have to change it. To visiting Fushimi Inari in Kyoto. That's all I can think of right now. I don't think there's a better title, do you? So if you search for that place, my video should come up now. There's so many. If you search for Fushimi Inari, there's about 20 thumbnails that all look the same. And my video doesn't even show up until you scroll all the way down. There's so many. I can't think of a good title.

Door secure. If you remain in this zone, you will be detected by— What?

Didn't even see him. Why is there no sound?

Oh.

Peaceful. Only that was. This is why I hate having to rely on clickbait titles. Must be so nice having a channel where you don't have to rely on clickbait titles, where you can just have a normal title describing what you're doing and your loving viewers will watch it. Regardless, I have to think of some crazy clickbait title every time if I want to scratch 15K views. Otherwise, people don't care, and then people complain because I clickbait. I don't have any choice. If I didn't clickbait, I would never get any more than 10K views, would I? If I didn't have to clickbait, I wouldn't clickbait, but I'm being forced to clickbait because people won't click unless I clickbait them because my videos are shit, unfortunately. Well, I'm never meeting any of my wife's friends ever again. Stuff them. Can't get sex, can't make content. What's the point? Absolutely no point. Might as well stayed home, saved my money. When do you just clickbait? When do you care what I don't care, but now I'm stuck because I have this video where nothing really happens. We just go up a mountain, and I'm trying to think of a clickbait title, but I can't think of one because absolutely nothing interesting happens. Unless you want to see the mountain.

Heh.

Try focusing on live streams. That's why I'm doing more live streams, because recently I usually get more from live streams than I do from videos. Even this stream on Twitch where I have a very, very small audience, how much did I make today? I probably made about 3 people subbed. So that's about 2— that's about $7. Then a bunch of people gave me bits, which is a couple dollars. That's about $10. And then I got about $8 from someone else. So that's about $18 just from today's Twitch stream. And that's half of the money I would make from a video like the Poseidon Ice Poseidon video, which got 40. And just— and that's just from Twitch, and I don't have many viewers on Twitch, so it's pretty impressive considering that a small audience that I have on Twitch can amount to half of what I got on my main channel with a clickbait title with a famous or ex-famous streamer. I should have live— oh, I should have livestreamed the bloody climb, shouldn't I? But then I wouldn't be able to blur out their faces and everything they said would be heard and there'd be no chance to edit it. Remember the stream when that dude gave you 100 $100 and $200. I can't remember. There was a girl who gave— Are you sure that was a guy? I'm pretty sure it was a girl. It was when I was in England, wasn't it? She gave me hundreds totaling to about $700. It was crazy. Made so much money that day. Can't believe how generous Some people aren't. She just gave me— she just gave me $700 for nothing. I felt happy, but I felt a bit guilty. Was it Foot Lover? No, it was this English girl. She messaged me on Discord after the stream saying it was her. I said thanks. I said I asked her if she was sure about giving me so much money. She was completely fine with it. I was worried it was some kind of scam. I thought she was going to charge— do a chargeback, make me send it back to her. Oh, I nearly got them. Was she good-looking? She didn't send me a photo. Stream on Twitch and YouTube. Can I do that? How do I do that on my phone? You have 2 phones. I could get one of those phone holders that have 2 phone holders in it and then stream on Twitch and YouTube at the same time. That's a good idea. I could stream on YouTube right now and just put it over there. Use your computer. Yeah, I'm streaming on Twitch now anyway on my computer. I could just get my phone and start streaming on YouTube. You're not allowed to stream on YouTube and Twitch at the same time, you will get banned. Yeah, I've heard about that before. Do you think they'll ban me? No, that's not true because, because there's plenty of big YouTubers like Boogie2988, he streams on Twitch. And The Anime Man, he streams on Twitch. And TotalBiscuit, he streamed on Twitch. Maybe it's the really, really big ones like Dr Disrespect, Jake and Bake. Maybe they have some kind of contracts where they're not allowed to stream on other platforms. It's kind of difficult streaming on 2 platforms at the same time. I have to give my attention to 2 different chats at the same time. I need to be very good at multitasking. Oh, my desk is getting all wet from the tea. It's a lot easier to read the chat on Twitch because it moves much slower.