why i'm moving to CANADA

Testing.

Testing.

Hair's looking good.

I need some caffeine.

How many parcels delivered today?

Um, I'm still banned, so I don't know

about that. No word from the boss.

I bet you anything I'm not gonna hear from

the boss again unless I chase him up,

because he's like that. He'll just be

like, oh, sorry, I was off.

Really bad communication. I don't care. I

don't even want the job anymore.

I actually thought about just blocking

him, actually, and just deleting all of

it. Be done with it. Stupid job.

After all my hard work delivering those

parcels on time. Well, not on time,

actually. I saw your story. Your body's

so nice. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I took some

naughty pictures with my new outfit.

I got a skirt and I got net stockings,

and then I effed myself and I put

a picture on Instagram. To try and promote

my OnlyFans. I don't know why, but wearing

stockings really turns me on.

Check my Instagram. I think you'll be

pleasantly surprised.

I look hot in those pictures. You should

see the pictures I couldn't put on

Instagram. I look hotter than most girls.

Not going to lie.

Crypto Crypt, check OnlyFans.

There's more, and I've got videos too,

but I'm gonna, I'm gonna post them. I'm

gonna stagger the posting. So first I'll

just put the pics, and then I'll do like a

striptease, and then the last one's gonna

be using the toy you sent.

My bum hurts. That thing's massive.

Wasn't there a smaller one?

People keep sending me these massive

DI/LDOs, like 10 inches.

Someone else sent one before, this massive

12-inch one. I put it in the bin. There's

no way I'm using that. Can't you just get

me the normal size one? So I don't have to

rip my anal hole.

Crypt sent me— it was— it's not stupidly

big, but it's still pretty big. Good size

for beginners? No way, you're lucky I'm a

pro. That thing was huge. The tip is

small, but then it gets really— it gets

thicker. But the thrusting and vibrating

thing was really good. The thrusting is

really powerful compared to ones I had

before, and then the vibrating was great.

So yeah, I got new content for OnlyFans.

I realized having like a kinky outfit

really makes it more fun to do as well,

like stockings or something, knee-high

socks. Weather was really nice

and warm today, so I was in the mood.

I probably need to take a break because

now my bum hurts.

Actually, after I finished the filming, I

went back for second rounds and didn't

film it because it was nice. That's when

you know you like it, when you do it and

don't film it.

Yeah, I would like a slightly smaller one

though, so it's not so much work to get it

Canada's pretty expensive. Well, yeah, I

mean, everywhere's expensive, isn't it?

Unless you go to Asia.

But unfortunately, most of my viewers are

from North America.

As if I care about my mum. I'm a grown

man. I can live my own life.

Without having to worry about what my mum

thinks. Jesus Christ, I'm 36 years old,

man. Do you think I care if my mum

approves or disapproves with my life

choices?

I'm not a teenager. Do what

Yeah, I thought since I lost my job, And

there's nothing keeping me here. Might as

well go on a trip. Why not?

Mum doesn't want serial videos of her son

being sent to her. Well, then get off the

internet. Why is she on the internet where

strangers can access and contact her?

She should know she has a famous YouTuber

son with a lot of viewers, and then she

should make effort to adapt to that.

It's like, do you think PewDiePie's mum

just puts out her public— private contact

details in public so all the millions of

PewDiePie fans can message his mum?

You gotta use your brains. You got a son

who does an unconventional job where he's

got thousands of fans. It's time to wise

up and stop whining and actually listen to

me because I know what I'm talking about.

But no one ever listens to me. They just

whine and complain.

Shut up and set your DMs to private,

idiots. Stop checking the subreddit and

making yourself upset. No one listens to

me. That's the problem. I'm the YouTuber.

I know how the internet works. I know how

online communities work. This is my world.

I didn't invite you into my world so you

can bitch and complain about it. Get out

my world if you can't handle it. Get out.

But they don't. They just blame me for

everything. Oh, don't do this. Don't do

that. You entered my world, my realm,

because I

don't know why. Because you're nosy.

I never invited my family and relatives

into my YouTube online world. This is my

private space where I get to talk about my

life and talk about stuff. I didn't ask

for all my relatives to come poke

their nose in my business. Get the

fuck out. I'm really trying hard not to

swear. So annoying.

They're like, oh, but you put it on

YouTube, it's public, everyone can see.

Yeah, just because I leave my door

unlocked doesn't mean I want everyone to

come into my house. People don't respect

my privacy. This is what I get up to in my

private time, okay? I put it onto public

websites, but doesn't mean I'm inviting

you to come and take a gander. Get the

hell out. If he's just gonna whine about

it. Sick and tired of all these women.

But I started YouTube in 2015, and I was

posting vlogs and stuff for years

unnoticed until people started noticing.

And, um,

It's supposed to be my private diary.

Just because you saw someone's diary lying

around, it doesn't mean it's okay to go

and read it.

People are very selfish.

Have I been talking with Cake? Um,

she hasn't really been online since

yesterday.

Don't know what she's up to.

Come to Toronto. Are you in Toronto too?

No, I'm not spending money on anyone. I'm

broke. I've got no money.

If that's not what you're

after, then don't message me.

Why do I have so many viewers in Toronto?

It's weird.

I'm going to rent GoHerping's Tesla off

Turo and then drive it to Toronto.

He's gonna be so reassured that I'm—

I've got his Tesla in my hands.

Did you see his video? Someone crashed his

Tesla and it got taken to a, like a,

what's it called? Car place.

Like a tow place. Oh my God.

I'd be so stressed out.

I really don't like— the one thing I

really don't like about Canada is it

just looks like a massive grid. Like,

everything's just a grid. Everything's

square. You go onto Google Maps satellite

and it's just grids, grids, grids.

There's not a single curve anywhere.

It looks like the country was built by

robots. Like the robots from The Matrix

just harvested the land and made grids.

It's so weird. Why would you do

that? I guess it's efficient, but then why

don't the UK do that? Why are all

our roads like all windy? Why is

there not a single square field in the UK?

All the fields here are like wobbly

shaped. But then you look on Google Maps

out loud in Canada and it's just

everywhere is just a grid. The city's a

grid, the countryside's a grid, the roads

are dead straight. It's so weird.

I don't like it. It's unnatural.

Why I hate Canada already.

I'm guessing all the land territory was

established in the UK a long time ago when

they were fighting over land. So they was

like, you have this bit, I'll have that

bit. And they didn't really know what they

were doing. But then by the time they got

to Canada and North America, they were

very efficient, like an efficient machine,

so they just made it all into squares.

He's still under investigation. I don't

even know, I didn't even get an email.

No email, no message, nothing.

Just banned.

So weird.

Yeah, well, I got my money and I got out,

didn't I?

Get in, get in fast

and get out fast. In and out quick.

Not too long. Short and sweet.

You already need a haircut again? I just

cut it. I, I cut all the back

I'm not cutting it again until 4 months.

Your hair grows pretty fast. Maybe.

I only cut it 3 times a year. Maybe.

Maybe twice, because I let it get kind of

long before I cut it again.

Will I pump and dump you? Uh,

I'm only meeting girls looking for

marriage, so if that's not what you're

looking for, then It's

not getting mushroomy. This is my favorite

length. You can see my ears,

and I've got a nice tapered effect on the

back of my head, and I've got a bit of

I think I lost like 50 followers on

Instagram by seeing that picture. Oh my

God, it got 1,400 views.

I swear I had 7,780 followers. Now I've

Well, it was a risk, wasn't it? I knew the

super anti-gays would not be happy with me

dressing up like a woman. But I mean, if

you can't use your Instagram to promote

stuff, then what's the point of it?

It's still a feminine haircut. Yeah, I

like having a feminine haircut. Have you

just noticed? When have I ever had a

masculine haircut? Last time I had a

masculine haircut, I was probably 12 years

old. As soon as I got

to 15 or 16, when I became— when

I became in control of my hairstyles and

my mum stopped dragging me to the

hairdresser's, I just grew it long. I

always hated it. I remember my mum would

pick me up from school with my sister and

I would start to realize, wait a minute,

this isn't the road home. And then I'd be

like, oh no, not again.

I got to talk to Michelle from the

hairdresser again. She'd be like, Daniel,

how are you today? How was school?

And then her big boobs kept pressing into

the back of my head.

Yeah, she always took me to, um,

Wilkinson Row, I think, something like

that, outside Maidstone.

I hated going for a haircut.

It's funny cuz I delivered some Amazon

parcels around there and I saw the old

hairdressers and they There's still— it's

still Hairdresser. I just don't know if

it's the same company. Maybe Michelle took

over and she's the manager now. I started

cutting my own hair in 2006 because

I got all into Japanese hairstyles and I

wanted them to cut my hair like a Japanese

boy and they just messed it up completely.

So I thought, if I want a hairstyle like

that, I've got to do it myself. English

people don't know anything about Japan.

It's like you go to the butcher's and you

ask them, can you recommend

me some meat like this Japanese wagyu or

yakiniku? They have no clue.

They have no clue. We went to the

butcher's, he gave us the worst bit of

meat ever for yakiniku. No fat, no

marbling. Show them a picture, it's got

marbling, and then he gives us the bit of

beef that has no marbling. He gave us

beef skirt, which is for roast beef. I

fried it in the pan, it started bubbling

and frothing, and it was really dry, and

it just tastes like a fried bit of roast

beef. And he's supposed to be a

professional butcher. These people are

idiots. You think, oh, go to a

professional, they know what they're

doing. They don't. They don't know what

they're doing. You can't trust anyone but

yourself. Stupid British butchers. They

can't even at least recommend some meat

that has some marbling on it.

He probably thought, oh, these, these guys

want to make some roast beef. No, we want

to put it on the barbecue. He was like,

oh yeah, you could do that. Like he

thought we were stupid for even suggesting

we were going to put it on the barbecue.

Guy's probably never left Devon in his

whole life. All he thinks of beef is

probably roast beef and Beef Wellington.

Imagine not knowing what wagyu and

yakiniku is. All you know is either steaks

or roast beef, and you're supposed to be a

professional butcher. You know nothing

about— I mean, you're supposed to be like

a master of cuisine when it comes to beef,

and you don't know what countries around

the world do with beef.

British people are stupid. And you go to

the hairdressers and you're like, cut me a

Japanese K-pop style haircut. And then

they go, okay. And then they completely

butcher it. They have no idea what they're

doing. They've never left Devon

in their lives. They don't know what

anything in Japan is. They don't know what

miso soup is. They don't know what edamame

is. They're just idiots.

Never rely on anyone. Always just do it

yourself. That's what I say.

No, they don't have wagyu. We went to the

butcher's and I looked at all the beef and

they don't have wagyu. They don't have

thin strips of beef with marblings. All

just like chuck roast.

Sterloin, ribeye,

mince, lots of mince. In Japan,

they don't really care for mince that

much. You don't go to the butchers in

Japan and see loads of mince, but here in

the UK, they love their mince for

shepherd's pie and stuff. If you want

wagyu, you go to a specialist place and

it'll be very expensive. You can't just go

to your everyday butcher and think they're

going to have Japanese stuff there. I

mean, I personally wouldn't have asked him

because I kind of knew that he wouldn't

know what he's talking about. And I would

just get— I would probably just get a

ribeye and then slice that thin because

that would be way closer than whatever he

gave me. Worst beef I ever had? Beef

skirt? Ew.

I don't like roast beef. It's bland, it's

dry, there's no fat in it. It's just like

dry bit of beef that you cover in gravy.

You got to cover it in gravy to give it

any moisture.

Yeah, never go to professionals and expect

them to know what they're doing.

Yeah, I don't really like wagyu. I went to

that ryokan last year and they gave us one

of the meal— one of the rounds. It was a

6-course meal. One of the courses was

wagyu and they gave you about 6 slices and

I felt so sick. It's so fatty. It's like

almost just fat with a bit of meat on it

and it just makes you feel really sick.

It's so rich. I'd rather

have a McDonald's, to be honest. There's

hardly any beef flavor cuz it's just like

pure fat.

I don't want so much fat. I don't

know why everyone's like, wagyu, so great,

melts in your mouth. Yeah, cuz it's almost

pure fat. I don't want a load of beef fat

in my mouth. I want, I want beef with a

bit of fat. For flavor.

Very overrated. I'd rather have the beef

patty out of a Big Mac. That would taste

Check my trade. Oh my God, fuck's sake.

I'm currently in a NASDAQ short. It's not

going well. I entered it way

too early again. Why do I always

enter it way too early and then I have to

wait all day for it to break even, make

money? I spend almost the whole day like

-20% and then I'm just sitting there

going, oh my God, now I gotta hold this.

Overnight potentially. I always get the

entry wrong. I need to stop going all in.

I need to put like 50% in, and then if I

get it wrong, I'll put another 50% in. So

I did this yesterday as well. I shorted

gold and it went, and then went, and went

up, and then finally came down.

I went from £9.50 down to £6.80, and now

I'm back up to £7.60. It was whip sawing

up and down. But I believe in this short.

We've got bearish SMC divergence on NS

and— I mean, NQ and ES on the higher

timeframe. The reason why the market's

staying up is because Apple and Amazon are

reporting earnings after market close,

and the market is probably like thinking

it's going to be smash, smashing smashed

out earnings like Meta. But Apple and

Amazon have massive exposure to Chinese

tariffs. So I don't know. I think the

earnings are not going to be good or the

earnings are going to be good, but

guidance is going to be bad and then it's

going to tank the market and it's going to

give back everything that was gained from

the Meta and Microsoft

earnings beat. That's the plan.

So I gotta hold it until overnight because

with the tariffs and everything, I don't

see how Apple and Amazon are going to be

able to provide good guidance. It's going

to crash the market, so I'm going to hold

Bit boring though, so I can't do anything,

so I'm stuck in the trade.

What would Robert think of you putting on

stockings and a miniskirt? I don't

know, I think he was quite progressive.

He would be a supportive father.

You gotta pay the bills somehow. So I

don't mind working. The thing is, I hate

people, and I would just, you know,

do everything in my power to screw people

over. But then I get fired, don't I? So I

can't do it anymore. Like, I'm happy to do

the job, but now I can't because I got

busted. Cheating the system.

Now I don't think I did a terrible job.

You know, I said thanks. I said hello.

Handed them the parcels when they were

there. But I'm not going to go out my way

if they're not there. I'm just going to

ditch it at the front door and they can

cry about it on the app. I hope you get a

new job soon. Oh wow, thanks. I don't,

because I'm sick and tired of driving up

and down. I don't want to do driving work

anymore. Sucks.

Too many parcels. I just don't want to do

hundreds and hundreds. I wouldn't

mind doing something like van driver who

delivers big items and only delivers about

4 makes 4 deliveries a day, but then you

need a mate to help you lift it, and I

can't lift a sofa or washing machine on my

own, and I'll probably do my back in. So

no thanks. There was a Bee livery

that popped up today, offered £20 to buy

about 5 items, but I couldn't be bothered.

It would have only taken about half an

hour as well, cuz I would just go to

Tesco's in Tavistock, and it would take

about 15 minutes to get there, and And

then the customer lives nearby my house

actually. He wanted— I

forgot, I don't know, bacon and

wine.

I just, I can't be bothered to do

Beelivery because then I've got to go to

the Tesco and I've got to walk around

looking for the items. And then what if

they don't have the items? Or what if the

customer cancels it whilst I'm buying it?

Then I've just used my own money to buy

it. I'm hoping they'd reimburse me and I

get to keep it.

When can I be bothered to do anything? I

don't know. I'm pretty, um,

I'm pretty diligent with my gay OnlyFans

stuff. Like, I work hard to get

the good camera angles and the good

lighting. And I wear the outfit, and you

know, it's not easy fitting a 10-inch

dildo up your bumhole. Takes quite a lot

of lube.

So maybe I have a passion for adult

filmmaking. It is—

I don't know, there's bits about my body

that I don't like, and sometimes I forget

to to hide it and then I can't use the

footage. I don't like my spine. My spine

is very visible when I don't arch my back.

So I keep reminding myself, make sure to

arch your back. But then I don't know, I

forget. And then I look in the video and

I'm like, oh, for God's sake, I didn't

arch my back. Now look at my stupid spine.

I don't like my bony spine. It looks

gross.

But sometimes, I don't know, you just end

up arching your back, or I mean hunching

your back, and then it sticks out. Bulk

up? How do you bulk up your back? How do I

like put more fat on my back?

I do like the stockings because it means I

don't have to worry about shaving my bum

because you can't really see the hair. So

I think the stockings are a good cheat

code. I don't like shaving my bum because

then it grows back and it's all prickly

and itchy.

But yeah, I do like dressing up and doing

girly poses and then shoving dildo up my

backside, which is quite funny.

But yeah,

I guess I just— I can't be bothered to do

most things. I can't even be bothered to

make videos anymore, and then when I do,

I just half-ass it. I'm like, hello, my

bad.

If it's not low effort, I can't be

bothered to do it. And then if I get

banned because I put in low effort, then

whatever. The good thing about YouTube is

they can't ban you for being lazy.

I mean, you just get less views because

people find you boring. The problem with

most jobs is if you get lazy, they will

fire you or give you a warning and then

fire you.

Cami wants her money back. What? Does she

really say she wants it back by end of

May? Okay, I'm just going to YOLO all my

money onto one stock and then make $19K in

a month. Get real.

I'm drowning in overdraft. I'm not making

much more than my expenses.

I've got, uh, $4,600 in Amazon

credit card debt. Trying my best here.

Actually, my Amazon credit card's now

$4,712. Why has it

4712.

It's going to take time until I start

becoming cash flow positive.

I'm trying my best here, but these bills,

they just keep coming at me.

Might have to sell my car. I did my,

um, I put out my rubbish today for the

first time ever. I feel like such a

grown-up. So I think I've figured it out.

You get a white sack, now you put cans

or plastic bottles in the white sack.

And then you've got 2 green boxes, and in

the green boxes you can put glass or

cardboard and paper. And then you've got a

little grey box, and you're supposed to

put food waste in there. But I don't know

if you just put food waste in it without a

bag. So I'm just, I'm just like

raw-dogging food waste in the plastic box.

That's kind of gross. So I just

chuck like bits of meat and stuff to rot

in the plastic box. Bit weird.

I don't know if I'm allowed to put it in a

plastic bag and then they chuck— I mean,

I thought they recycled the plastic bag,

but if the food— maybe they chuck the food

out of the plastic bag and they put the

plastic bag in the plastic bag bit. So I

put all the Minion cans into the white

sack and also one of the beer cans. I put

it out and they took it. So that's good.

And then they also— a separate bin company

comes early, like 7 a.m., and they take

the big black bags. And I think— I don't

know what's supposed to go in there. Like

just random stuff.

Bit confusing.

Mm, but I want to go to the dump anyway

because then it'll give me a reason to go

out for a drive. Otherwise, I'll just

never go out because I can't be bothered.

Getting lazy now.

It's just confusing because I don't know,

like, what are you supposed to do with the

food waste? I don't want to put disgusting

rotting food in the little plastic grey

box for a whole week.

No, the little plastic boxes are the bins.

It's weird here because they use these

little plastic boxes instead of a wheelie

bin like at my mum's house.

You put a lot of effort into today's

thumbnail. Yeah, it was so hard

screenshotting the Canadian flag and then

dragging it to the left.

I wonder if Ice Poseidon is going to see

my sexy story.

Hong Kong guy. Hong Kong guy saw it.

It's funny, you can see who saw it, or you

can see who pressed the like button.

It is really nice not having to go to

work. I just had a relaxing day until I

got stressed out with my failed trade.

Yeah, I woke up, made some coffee, and

then I did some cleaning, cleaned the

conservatory, did some food prep, checked

the market. It was really nice, relaxed in

the conservatory with my feet up.

Girl, that's my dream life, just stay at

home, do some trading. Do a bit of

cleaning, make some food, and then do a

stream. Don't have to go out, don't have

How did I get fired? By breaking every

single rule and then getting banned

from the app is my suspicion.

You need some social interaction. Yeah, I

mean, it might be nice.

This is— I guess this is my social

I don't know, I'm just not really

interested in talking to people. So I

don't know what to talk about. Oh, my

stocks went down. How about you?

I like stocks, but I don't necessarily

want to talk about it to people.

I like explaining what I've done But I

don't really care about what you've done,

if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I'm back on OnlyFans, going at

it hard to replenish my lost job income.

Everyone's boring, always like, oh yeah,

I've got Microsoft, oh, I've got Google,

I've got S&P 500. Boring.

That's like the most boring way to invest.

Where's your gold? Where's your silver?

Where are your treasury bonds?

What are you gonna talk with Cake? We're

not gonna talk, we're just gonna have sex

all day in the wood cabin.

I'm gonna book a cabin and take her to the

woods and we're not gonna leave because

we'll be naked the whole time.

She ghosted you? No, she messaged me

yesterday actually.

We're in love. He was just jealous.

Yeah, investing is kind of boring

sometimes. How? I don't know. It just

feels like most of the time nothing

happens. And then when something happens,

it doesn't do what you want it to do.

Or it will first do the thing that you

didn't want it to do, and then it will do

the thing you want it to do. But then you

go through the pain until you see the

So now I've just been sitting here looking

at my trade in red.

It did come down. I was minus £2, now I'm

only minus 80 pence. So I believe the

short is in play. We took out Liberation

Day high on the NASDAQ.

Sweeps liquidity. Now it's just gonna make

the down move downside.

Why is dummy carrot cake banned? Banned

from what? What do you mean?

I'm losing loads of followers on

Instagram. I just lost another 5.

That's crazy.

If the word is banned, then how did you

just type it? How did I just read it if

it's banned?

It can't be banned if I just read it

because it was posted. Am I gaining any

OnlyFans subs? I don't think so.

I just lost like 80 followers and didn't

get anything out of it.

Let me check.

Oh, I did. I got one.

Yeah, I got one new member.

I've got 24 fans now. Yeah, May 1st I got

$10.

Definitely worth losing 80 Instagram

So I got 24 followers now. I just need

another 70, then I'll be at $1,000 a

month. And then I just got to keep putting

out content to keep them hooked. I think

a lot of people don't want to sign up

because there's not much content on it

yet.

How many pence up today? I'm actually

down. I'm down.

Oh, down 55 pence now. It's not as bad as

down one pound. Market's going to tank.

I'm telling you. We got head and shoulders

pattern. We got SMT bearish divergence on

the higher time frames. NQ swept

Liberation Day high, but yes. Didn't.

That's bearish divergence. We've got Apple

and Amazon earnings coming out after

market closes and it's going to tank.

They might have good earnings, but they're

going to have shit guidance with all the

tariffs. Apple and Amazon rely on China so

much. Meta and Microsoft are software

companies. They don't rely— I mean,

they're not exposed to tariffs. That's why

they went metabolic last night.

Market's going to tank. It's going to give

back all the gains. I'm holding my short

overnight. I've got

a 20:1 leverage short on the Nasdaq and

I've got a 3x SPY put ETF on

my main account. Market's going to

get fucked.

Also, GDP numbers coming out, I think

tomorrow, and it's going to be rubbish.

Microsoft sell plenty of devices. Yeah,

but that's just a small part of their

business. Their main business is software

like Azure and cloud networking.

And mainly software. And you know how many

times you see people walking around with a

Microsoft device? Seriously?

They— I mean, they sell laptops like the

Surface Pro and the Surface Book.

No one buys that. Everyone's got either an

Apple or they've got like a cheap Asus

Toshiba. I don't know, like whatever you

get. Acer. No one gets a Microsoft

laptop. They use the Microsoft software.

Microsoft Phone. Yeah, I remember when

they tried to make phones and

flopped. I thought they were quite cool

with the little tile colorful square

buttons. The Microsoft Lumia, wasn't it

called? Lumia phone.

I had the Surface Pro 4, or was

it 2, back in Japan. It was rubbish. Sent

it back, went back to my iPad. It was so

slow and glitchy. The Windows tablet

mode was really bad back then compared to

iPad.

Yeah, this is a clear head and shoulders,

and we've also got power of 3. You got

consolidation, we got the manipulation

move upwards, and they swept liquidity.

Now they're gonna dump it down. That is

the distribution phase.

So obvious. I'm gonna be loaded tonight.

I might even get to £10.

It goes consolidation, and then you got

the manipulation move up or down. That's

the fake out to sweep liquidity, and then

it will reverse in the other way That's

distribution phase. That's just one of

the market mover sell models.

It's just kind of boring because there's

nothing to do apart from just wait until

tonight. Not taking any trades.

Is it Apple? Apple and Amazon.

Apple's starting to tank a bit.

Barrick Gold got destroyed. It's nearly

back down to $17. Oh my god,

I really should have sold when it hit $21.

Chihiro's boring. All she does is post

boring travel pics when she could be on

OnlyFans getting railed wearing

cool Joshi Corsair outfit.

Instead, she's acting like a grandma going

on little vacations, and then all she does

is take pictures of the food and I don't

know, the scenery.

How long have I backtested? I don't

believe in backtesting. I think it's

stupid. I backtest in real time in the

field. I tried backtesting and it just

felt like a waste of time. I don't care

about testing out much. My strategy is

basically look for SMC divergence, power

of 3, FVG,

That's it, really.

Don't need to backtest because it's a

proven strategy already. These are proven

strategies. Why would I need to backtest

it? It's not like I'm making my own

strategy.

It's just I messed up my trade today

because I identified the draw of liquidity

as Liberation Day high, so I went long

hoping to get a little, little squeeze.

And NASDAQ went up to Liberation Day high

but didn't tap it. And then it started

coming back down. And then I panicked and

I sold out at like 50 pence loss. And then

it reversed and went shoot and then went

straight back up to Liberation Day high

and swept it hard. But I switched

my long into a short as just before it

reversed. So I went— so I had a 20% loss,

but now it's only a 5%

loss because I've been holding. I didn't

exit it, I stayed in the short. I just—

I thought maybe it's not gonna sweep

Liberation Day high and I want to be in

the short before it moves down, but I got

in the short too early again.

Young Sir Macarth take trip to Canadia.

Oh my God, don't you hate it

when you go onto websites that you're

usually logged into and then for some

reason you're now logged out and you got

to log back in? It always scares me

thinking, am I banned? I hate that.

No, I blocked my mum because I had an

argument with her. It's not about money.

I just don't have the money to pay her

back. Maybe if she was nice to me, I would

have come home and then I could have saved

more money and paid her back quicker. But

no, she wasn't nice. So now you gotta

Yeah, I could have been paying her the

£900 a month instead of paying it to my

landlord, but she wasn't nice to me, so

Best I can do is probably 200 a month,

so that's gonna take 95

months, 7.9 years.

I wonder how much I can get for the car.

£8,000? And then I get a cheap banger

petrol car, £500 Toyota Yaris, that I

just take to Tesco and I drive to the dump

occasionally. I don't really need an

electric car anymore. The only point

having an electric car was because I

thought I was going to do delivery work

and thought I was going to be doing

thousands of miles and didn't want to

waste money on petrol.

I'll sell the car. I'll get a motorbike.

I'll get a bike, electric bicycle instead.

That's how the rich stay rich.

Yeah, well, it's my mum's fault, isn't it?

She's the reason why I left the house.

Why do you think I just suddenly left the

house? Because she was being a— if

she was just nice to me, I wouldn't have

left. I wasn't planning to leave.

I was planning to stay at home and I was

gonna finish paying her off in April. I

would have finished— I finished paying off

the credit card and I only had to pay her

back another $8,000. And I was planning to

sell all my stocks in April to pay her off

and I would have been debt-free. But no.

She gets all— gives me this attitude and

then acts like I didn't do anything, like

she didn't do anything wrong, and then

tells me to get out. So I left.

She can't just be nice, can she? If she

was just nice, I would have not left and I

would have been at home and I would have

finished paying her back in April.

I really— if

my mum wasn't horrible to me,

I really, I really don't think I would

have left the house to be with Sunny.

Because it just would have been so much

work and I wouldn't be bothered.

I think we would have just broken up.

It was a hasty decision made emotionally

when I left the house that night. Number

1, I thought it would be good content.

Number 2, I thought, yeah, I still want to

be with Sunny. Number 3, I thought, I

thought, yeah, Yeah, I do want to get my

own place, but I wouldn't have done it

unless I had a really good reason to. And

if everything was nice at home, I just

don't think I would have had the incentive

to want to leave. You don't

jump out of the pan until things start

getting hot, don't you?

No, I really wouldn't be here if my mum

didn't have that fight with me.

Sonny was like the carrot on the stick.

My mum was the stick,

but I wouldn't have just chased the carrot

if there was no stick.

Your mum gets upset because you don't do

anything in the house. I do a lot. I do

clean. I clean a lot. I clean more than

she does. I never once saw her use the

vacuum cleaner. I use the vacuum cleaner

almost every day. How do you just assume

that I don't clean? I'm the

only one who cleans in the house.

No one cleans. If I don't clean, it's a

pigsty. Yeah, I have to clean the kitchen

almost every day because it ends up

getting covered in cat food. There's

stains on the floor. The sink gets

cluttered. So annoying.

People say that I don't clean when I, I

clean more than anyone else.

I clean the landing carpet with the vacuum

cleaner. I get the scraper thing and I

scrape the cat hair out of it.

I do clean.

Okay, I don't do DIY stuff like fixing

stuff because I don't know how to do it.

And before I get the chance to do it, my

uncle's round or my sister does it.

But yeah, if no one else was going to do

it, I would have to do it, wouldn't I?

I don't know why people seem to think I

don't clean. It's really weird. I don't

know where you get this misconception

about me that I don't clean.

I've got a lot of cleaning products and

cleaning tools. I've got my sticky roller,

I got my wet tissue mop thing.

I've got my little vacuum cleaner. Why do

you think I don't clean? I don't get it.

It's like you just make stuff up in your

head about me that's not true based off

nothing, really.

It's quite

delusional. And then I have to keep

correcting people.

No, because my mum was a cleaner, she

doesn't want to clean at home. She'll say,

oh, I spent all day cleaning. I don't want

to come home and clean some more.

Which is kind of silly.

I don't mind the cleaning. It's just I

don't want to be complained at for not

cleaning when I'm literally the only one

doing the cleaning. I don't mind doing the

cleaning. I just want to be appreciated.

But I don't get appreciated. I get

complaints that I don't clean when I'm

fucking cleaning every fucking day.

The floor gets covered in hair and cat—

the cat makes a mess.

It's really annoying when you, when you do

stuff and then people don't notice it and

then— Are you finally dating Crypt now or

is it another chick from Canada? None with

cake. She's my new girl. Crip's my backup.

Yeah, I don't do gardening, to be honest.

Tate, don't take 24 up on his $500 offer.

It's easy money. Yeah, I'm not going

outside wearing a stupid outfit.

Do you clean your mum's dishes too? No, I

clean my own dishes. Clean your own dishes

and I clean my own dishes.

If the sink is really cluttered, I might

just, you know, say, oh, for God's sake,

and I'll just clean the whole thing.

Yeah, I don't do the gardening because I

did a bit of gardening last year. I went

around with the scissors and I dug out

that bush, remember? I don't usually do

gardening because I

just— I can't be bothered, to be honest.

And it's all going to die anyway in

winter. And I don't really know how to use

the lawnmower because no one teaches me

how. And then when I try and use it, my

mum just shouts at me. Although I did a

bit of lawn mowing last year in the video,

remember?

Yeah, I don't really feel comfortable

going and taking out the lawnmower because

it's like a big bit of machinery and it

was expensive and my mum will start

shouting at me. So I don't

really feel like I should be messing with

it. If it was me, I would just get like an

electric lawnmower, lithium-ion battery,

and then I'll just go around the lawn,

mow it. Yeah, okay, it might only last 15

minutes, but it doesn't take 15 minutes to

mow the whole lawn. And then I'll just do

it in stages, like I'll do one lawn this

day, I'll do the next lawn tomorrow. I'll

just get like a little electric push one.

I wouldn't get a massive gas-guzzling

4-wheel massive quad bike looking

lawnmower.

Also, I don't like the noise. Lawnmowers

are really noisy. I don't like noisy

things.

But if I had my own garden, yeah, I would

do the gardening. And my garden here is

starting to get a lot of weeds and don't

really know what to do about it. I guess

I'm just gonna get scissors and cut it all

down. Well, I thought about getting a

blowtorch and just burning it all.

No, I don't care about my ear protection.

I'm worried about disturbing the peace.

Like, if it's a quiet day and people are

trying to enjoy the sun, I don't want to

be going around making noise because I

would know that I would be annoyed if they

did the same.

Try pulling them up.

I'm not going around the garden pulling

out every single weed. That's just stupid.

They'll just grow back anyway.

Why is it so hard to grow vegetables when

these stupid weeds just grow without any

Yeah, I don't want to do the gardening. I

think if she's happy

to do gardening, then she can do it. If

she doesn't want to do the gardening,

just pay a gardener. It will be like £50.

I can't be bothered. It's nature,

just let it grow. That's what it's

Pulling gets the roots out. Yeah, but

they'll just regrow. They seem to just

spawn out of nowhere.

The seeds, they get blown around by the

wind.

So you've got 2 types of plants. You've

got plants that disperse seeds using the

wind, like the little fluffy things that

floats around, that's a seed. You've got

sycamore seeds, you've got the weed seeds.

They've got life on easy mode because they

only require the wind to blow them about.

Now the downside is when they land, they

don't know if they're going to be landing

in fertile soil, in ideal places to grow.

So it's easy to get dispersed,

but whether they're going to land in a

suitable place to grow or not is a gamble.

Now, with plants that grow seeds inside of

fruit designed to be eaten by mammals and

birds and then get dispersed by the

animals, They have— it's like harder

work because they've got to grow a fruit

now, but then it's also better because

then they get pooped out in a pile of poop

and now they can grow in this

nitrogen-rich piece of shit,

which will provide the seed with all it

needs. So yeah, you've got 2 types of

seeds. One's easier to get dispersed,

but then it's harder to grow.

God, I wish I could just like disperse my

seed in the air and it gets blown around

into a fertile womb. So much easier than

trying to find a woman and then you gotta

woo her, make her laugh, and then I've

gotta put my willy in her smelly hole and

hope my sperm gets to her egg. We humans

really do it in such a difficult way.

Why can't I just like come into the wind

and it blows my sperm everywhere?

Oh, little Daniel's growing out of the

Your seed's not even working.

Uh, no, because the women, they're either

on birth control or they're old. I just

need young fertile girl who's not on birth

control. And lets me bang her for more

than a year without breaking up with me.

Oh, boo-hoo, you don't care about me.

Yeah, how am I supposed to knock you up if

you break up with me before a year's up?

I need more than a year,

idiot. All these stupid girls

aren't with me long enough for

me to spread my seed.

Although I am surprised Mila never got

pregnant. I don't think she was on birth

control, and we were doing it almost every

day. For 9 months.

Very strange.

Very strange. I remember she, she was

gonna go on the pill because she was

worried, but then she thought, oh, I'm

infertile, so she just didn't bother. I

remember she was like looking it up and

stuff, and she was about to actually go on

the pill, but she didn't want to because

it— she said it would mess up her

hormones, give her mood swings,

make make her fat.

I didn't really care because I didn't

really think I was gonna have a baby.

No, she didn't. She wasn't on the pill,

otherwise why would she bring up going on

the pill?

And she let me nut in her from the first

day we met in London. We met in London,

went to a trampoline park, went to Korean

barbecue, and Got drunk, and I took her to

karaoke. We made out in there, and then I

took her to a hotel, and I was almost

not able to have sex because I was so

drunk. We had like 3 pots of makgeolli,

the Korean milky alcohol drink. I was so

drunk, I was wondering if I could even get

hard. It's kind of hard having sex when

No, that wasn't my sister in the photo.

That was my auntie. She's like 60

years old.

We gather here today for the joining of

the couple blessed in the Lord's

house. Weddings are kind of cringe.

I would never, like, actually get married.

I would only get married if I needed a

visa. Otherwise, I feel like, what's the

point? Oh my

God, why can't the market just tank

already? Why is it going up again?

You always have to go through so much pain

before it does what you want it to do.

I'm hungry. I think I'm gonna have an egg,

the leftover burrito MRE, and some fried

cabbage.

Yeah, I would not want to get married

again because I would just feel like,

from my experience, no relationships ever

lasted longer than a year. Or 2.

I've never had a relationship that lasted

more than 2 years. I just— we just fight

and then break up, and now we gotta go and

get divorced. I would never want to get

married because women are so unreliable.

One minute they love you, next minute they

hate you. One minute they're laughing,

next minute they're crying. They can't

make up their fucking minds. It's like

attaching yourself to the most unstable

thing in the world, getting married to a

woman. They never know what they want.

First they're like, oh yeah, I'd love to

be on your channel. Yeah, I'm okay with

that. Oh yeah, I can handle the bullying.

The next minute they're literally crying