Last Stream in the UK before i go to THAILAND

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You look so happy.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't really feel

that happy, to be honest.

I don't know why I look so miserable.

That's just what I look like. I thought

you've flown today already. No, I'm flying

soon. Not tomorrow.

Not the day after tomorrow.

Definitely not the next day.

It's a secret.

Did the stream just start? Yep, I just

started 2 minutes ago. It's weird because

sometimes after I finish a stream, I get

comments saying

that I

was just wondering if my mum's watching my

stream because I can hear something coming

from her room. I don't think she is.

What was I saying? Yeah, sometimes people

say, I didn't get any notification that

you were streaming until like 10 hours

after. I don't know why. It seems like

it's always the same person who says that,

and I say, did you click on the bell? Did

you press allow notifications?

I feel like one of the reasons my views

have gone down so much, because people are

just not getting notified,

which kind of sucks because I feel like my

views shouldn't be down this much.

But what can I do?

Is the video quality better than usual? I

put the bitrate up a little bit. I think

my internet can handle it. Is it 360p?

Quality. Oh, you can get 720p now on my

stream.

Yeah, it looks okay. I don't know why I

was so scared to up the quality. I think

because I used to remember my internet

being really bad. For such a long time.

What are your initial plans when you land

in Thailand? Yeah, so first I got

to get SIM cards at the airport and then I

have to find my way to the hotel. I could

get a taxi to the hotel or I could just

get on the train. How many stops is it? I

have to get off the train After a few

stops, and then the hotel is near the

station. Should be like a 10-minute walk.

So I might as well just get the train and

then I can do a bit of sightseeing of the

countryside into the city, see a bit of

the country. I don't really want to get a

taxi because then you have to like talk to

someone. I'd rather just buy a ticket

and then get on the train.

I thought you memorized the way from the

airport. Well, kind of. I know which

station to get off. I watched some videos

where the guy walks around inside of the

airport and it shows you where places are.

So I've kind of practiced what I'm going

to do mentally.

How did the playdates with the English

girl on Twitch end up? It was pretty good.

I had more viewers than I usually do on

Twitch and got a few donations.

People seem to enjoy it, but people kind

of stopped chatting after a while. I don't

know why that tends to happen on my

streams. It's like in the beginning of the

stream there's a lot of people chatting

and then I could read the chat and kind of

bounce off the chat. Then after a few

hours or about an hour, people just go

completely quiet and then the chat is just

dead. It's weird. It's like everyone just

fell asleep.

Maybe they did fall asleep. But it was

good. We— I should have done more streams

like that. I've never done a stream where

I had someone else on. I guess— actually,

no, I did. I did the Q&A with my sister.

Did a few with Chihiro. I mean,

I've never really done a stream where I'm

talking with a viewer. It was okay.

I thought it was fun.

I was watching, but I don't have a Twitch

account. Yeah, I think a lot of people

don't want to make Twitch accounts,

which I don't understand because it

doesn't— it just take like 2 seconds to

Maybe I could have done it on YouTube. I

don't know. I want to do more Twitch stuff

really, and then try and grow the Twitch a

little bit. So it— I would like to make

$100 a month on Twitch. That'd be nice.

It's currently around $40,

so if I can get more people to watch

there. I just need

to do more streaming, I guess.

I found your channel a few days ago. It

confuses me. Why?

What is confusing about it?

My teeth look so white in this lighting.

I like it. I got these

whitening strips. They don't do anything.

I tried just using it on my lower teeth to

see if there's any difference. There's no

difference. And I got these.

You, you squirt it in there and then you

bite on it and then you turn this light

on. It doesn't do anything. All it does is

it makes like, you You know, like the,

the corners of your teeth, it makes them

go white, but then it— the white fades off

the next day. Might as well just get nail

varnish and then paint your teeth.

Waste of money. I don't know what else

to do. I don't want to get, you know,

powerful chemicals treated. I don't want

to get like a powerful treatment on my

teeth and then damage my teeth.

You should smile more. I feel like

it makes my face tired.

Show us your Steam Deck. Well, I've kind

of packed it away because I'm sending it

tomorrow. I put it in a box, I factory

reset it. I'm going to the CeX

shop tomorrow. I went on the website,

they say they offer £420 for a 512GB

Steam Deck. Mine's pretty

good condition. I mean, it's perfect

condition. I've only used it for 2 weeks.

There's nothing, no damage on it or

anything. I gave it a clean You'd be

surprised if you get your controller and

you get like a little toothpick and then

you scratch in between the grooves, how

much disgusting dried up oil comes out of

it. I got these little toothpicks and

I was just like chiseling the little

grooves and all this stuff was coming out.

I guess it's just hardened sweat. I only

used it for a few weeks. I looked at my

Xbox controller closely that I've used for

nearly a year. There was like big chunks

of gunge, like dead skin

cells and sweat dried up, stuck in the

corner of the buttons. If you are a gamer,

check your controllers now. You'll be

disgusted if you don't clean them. I don't

usually look at my controller like that.

I just pick it up and I use it and I play

Why are you selling it?

Because I got this. I got a Switch OLED,

which is superior.

Been playing some Mario Kart on my Switch

OLED. It's got this fancy kickstand and

it's smaller, it's lighter, the screen is

brighter and better looking, and it's got

Mario Kart. And I'm going to bring my

gaming laptop, so I don't really need a

Steam Deck. I decided after the Twitch

stream that I did the gaming stream on.

That was quite fun, and I'd like to do it

again, maybe different games or something

else. So I, I feel like I want the laptop

so I could do that. Steam Deck can't

really do that.

So my plan is I'm going to bring the

gaming laptop Switch OLED and

the iPad. And then I won't bring the

MacBook Air and I won't bring the Steam

Deck. So it kind of balances it out

to the same amount of weight, same kind of

weight. Show us the gaming laptop. I can't

because it's just like down there. I guess

I could. It's covered in dust.

Keeping electronics clean is hard work.

What's the checklist for Thailand? I

thought I'd do a list of things I want to

do. Maybe you can give me suggestions what

you want me to do. Surely you don't

believe this Thai girl is for real. I feel

like she is real, but the story is getting

weirder and weirder. Where do I even

It's like it's getting more and more

complex. The nearer I have

to— the nearer it gets to the dates when I

have to go.

So originally she said she

was living in a friend's house and she was

waiting for her new house that she bought

to be refurbished. And she sent me videos

and pics of the new place, of it being

refurbished and people working in it and

her in it as well. So it's definitely

real. And then she said when we meet and

if we like each other, that I could come

back with her, move in with her and stay

at her place. So I thought, okay, great,

get a free place to stay.

And now, I mean, I'm going to sound like

I'm just making stuff up now, but I swear

I'm not. She says she doesn't want to move

into her new place now because she's

worried it's haunted and it's got a ghost.

She said her mum is going to do a ghost

ritual, but not until a few months.

So then she said she could rent an

apartment that we could live in together.

And then she was showing me pics of

apartments and stuff and I said, okay,

sounds good. Now she says she can't afford

to get an apartment. And then I was like,

but you said you have 2 jobs. How can you

not afford it? She said she spent all her

money on the new place refurbishing it.

And she doesn't want to move into the new

place because apparently she's scared of

ghosts.

And she, she tells me not to use the word

ghost because it's like bad luck.

I don't know if Thailand is as crazy as

Taiwan is when it comes to ghosts, but in

Taiwan, October is Ghost Month. And they

all freak out. You know, they put their

lives on hold in October. They don't go

traveling. They don't move house. I don't

know if Thailand is just like that because

I know Taiwan is a very Buddhist country,

isn't it? Thailand is an even more

Buddhist country.

So what if October is similar over there?

And apparently it's flooding in Thailand a

lot. And her office is like right next to

a river. And she sent me pictures and

videos of her colleagues putting

sandbags up to keep the water out.

Apparently her friend's house got flooded

and then her friend is staying with her in

some kind of dormitory. So this all just

sounds like such a mess.

It is so dumb. I don't know what this is

all about.

So I'm looking into get into finding a

place to live. I've only booked a hotel

for the first two nights to you know

impress her and stuff, and I was hoping

that after the first few nights we're

gonna like each other and then I go back

to her place with her. She said she's in

her new place now with her parents because

she's too scared to stay there alone.

She sounds so weird.

I don't believe it's— I don't believe

she's trying to scam me because she backs

everything up. She's with— she backs

everything she says up with videos and

photos.

Look up Thai horror movies and you'll know

how obsessed Thai people are with ghosts.

Oh my God. I didn't think

about that. What is it with these Asian

countries and ghosts?

It's— and the thing is, they're terrified

Should have booked a flight to Japan

instead. Well, I will be going to Japan.

It's just I need to figure out— I need to

find out if this Thai woman is real or not

and experience living in Thailand for a

few months to see if I like it or not.

Parents. Yeah, she did say her father

Separated from her mum, but then she said

parents. I don't know. I just don't really

care anymore. I just keep

nodding and smiling, going, okay, yeah,

it'll be fine.

Have you FaceTime? Yeah, we've done loads

of video calls. She's always trying to get

me to do a phone call. I'm the one who

tries to avoid it. Because it's so boring.

It's so hard to talk to her. She barely

speaks any English.

A lot of women in Thailand love to con.

Yeah, they seem a bit devious, don't they?

Like, they're always hustling and they're

very knowledgeable about scams. You know

what she kept saying to me when in the

first few months she was like, Are you

sure you're not a scammer?

Are you real? And then she kept saying to

me that she's not a scammer. It's like

scammers are just ingrained in Thai

culture at this point. Scamming and

prostitution is like ingrained in Thai

So it does feel a little bit sketchy,

so I'm gonna try and not be too gullible.

As soon as she tries to ask me for money,

I'm just, you know, I'm out. I'm not

falling for that.

As soon as she starts mentioning money,

then oh no. Okay, this is just— she's

trying to get something out of me. You

know what she does though? I mean, she

wanted to see a picture of my visa when I

got my Thai visa. I actually now have 2

Thai visas because I was worried the first

one wouldn't get approved in time. So I

applied again for a second one. The second

one got approved nearly straight away.

And then just yesterday my first one got

approved. So now I have 2 Thai visas,

which I don't think I can use both of

them. And then I was, you know, happy

about it. So I told her and she was like,

can I see the visa? I can't show her the

visa because it has my name on it, my real

name, and, you know, my email address, my

date of birth, stuff that could identify

me. I couldn't edit all this stuff out.

It would take ages to, you know, delete it

and then put in new words. And she would

be wondering what's taking such a long

time to send me his visa. And if I put

a load of red over it to cover it up,

then she'll think, why is he hiding? So I

just said, no, I can't show it to you

because it's got private information. And

she said, okay. But then she started the

whole, oh, you don't trust me? You still

don't trust me? I said, I just don't

want to show personal information, then

she said okay. She's going to

be like that, isn't she? She'll ask me for

money, I'll say no, and then she'll be

like, oh, you don't love me?

I'm not playing. I'm not falling for this

game. If she starts with that stuff, then

I'm just out of there. I'm going to try

and woo her and do my moves and, you know,

get it in and get it out, but If she

starts playing these games with me and I

feel like I'm being played, then I'm just

out of there.

You don't think she could be watching this

stream? No, I'm not really worried about

that anymore. I think I was overly worried

about it, but my channel barely gets views

anymore. It's really small. The chances of

people knowing who I am are extremely

small. I had a few British girlfriends

this year and I feel fairly confident

neither of them found out about my

channel. I was actually a bit scared to

talk about them in the beginning, but,

you know, I don't care anymore. Last year

I was so scared about people finding my

channel. So a few people did. I was on

Tinder, I was trying to match people in

Manchester. A few of them found my channel

or they had a friend who recognized me.

And I got unmatched a couple times, I

think. I ended up privating

a load of videos trying to clean my

channel up. It didn't really help, so I

put everything back up again. Now I'm just

like back to, I don't really care anymore.

If they find out, they find out.

It's just part of the game now.

I'm pretty sure that British girl never

found out. Maybe she will find out one day

and then she'll message me saying, uh,

you have a YouTube channel? And then I'll

be like, yeah, so— Okay,

I'll tell

you one secret. The one of the British

girls I was dating livestreams Genshin

Impact on Twitch, and then she has like 4

viewers. So if you want to try and find

her and then tell her about me, then I

don't give a fuck because I'm leaving.

And it might actually be funny if she did

find out and then freak out. I mean, I

never showed her face, but I did say some

mean things about how annoying she is.

But I don't really care anymore. I don't

understand, like, why does she stream

Genshin Impact? She's got 4 viewers.

And they're all her friends.

And then she kept nagging me to watch the

stream and then chat with her friends,

and I was just pretending to watch it.

And I would, I would click on it and then

watch it for like 5 seconds, and then I'd

be like, yeah, I did watch it. I saw the

bit when you were doing blah blah blah.

It was so boring. I couldn't give a crap

about Genshin Impact.

You know someone's a massive weeb when

they play Genshin Impact.

It's like the lamest game ever, Genshin

Impact.

I feel like last year I cared too much.

I need to get back to the whole not caring

at all version of me. Now, I was like that

before Mila, then Mila kind of ruined

Why did I stop wearing the green hoodie?

Who, me? Did I have a green hoodie?

No, it was brown, wasn't it? No, it was

blue and it had like brown inner fur,

didn't it?

Will I be looking for girls in Thailand?

So if things work out with her, I probably

won't because it's too risky. She, she's

got so many friends. She's so sociable.

Nearly every day she's got friends hanging

out. So the chances of

one of her friends finding me on Tinder

and then telling her about it would be too

high. So I wouldn't want to risk losing

her if it works out with her. So I

wouldn't try Tinder unless things don't

work out with her and I end up by myself

again. Then I'll have to try Tinder and

I've got a few phones, fresh phones

prepared and

I'll get some Thai SIM cards and I'll make

some new Tinder accounts. Hopefully they

won't get banned straight away.

My mom plays music at full volume. So

irritating. She has her phone on full

volume all the time, and then she opens

Facebook Shorts and stuff,

and then you can just hear it blasting

out. I mean, she, she's not even listening

to it because I think she takes her

hearing aid out.

Oh, thanks Jules C for the Super

Very generous. How much is— is that

Canadian dollar? How much is that worth

these days? I want some US dollars because

you can get a lot more pounds now for $1.

Now that the pound has crashed,

maybe you want to buy some pounds because

they're pretty weak right now. I should

have bought some yen. I don't think it's

too late to buy yen. Yen is still pretty

weak. Do you think you should buy some

yen? I was watching, you know, that Only

in Japan guy, Chris Daub. I mean, John

Daub. I saw him streaming and people were

asking him and he actually studied

economics and he has a degree in economics

and he said, you should buy yen now

because you're not going to get it much

cheaper than this. The government, the

Japanese government might step in to

prevent the yen weakening further. So I'm

thinking I actually don't even have time

though. I left it too late.

Damn it. I'm leaving in a few days, so I

don't actually have time to buy some yen,

but I kind of wish I did. It's just I

don't want to carry around a big wad of

yen.

Oh, thanks, Jules Z. Very generous.

Oh, my donation bar doesn't move when I

get a Super Chat. Do you remember

I used to do this before? I had to

manually update this, the donation goal.

Why doesn't it move? Maybe I can do it

from Streamlabs. I can end the goal.

I can't. I have to re-enter everything

I forgot what it was now. And then you

gotta put a stupid date. I can't be

bothered doing this.

End dates must be in the future. Okay.

Yeah, I probably won't bother. It's too

annoying.

It's a shame Casey stopped his uploads.

Yeah, I know. I'm also a bit sad Casey

and Chihiro just disappeared like that. I

guess they finally got bored and moved on.

Record everything about your trip to

Thailand. Her house, the ghosts,

everything you are saying can create great

videos. Yeah, I will.

I'm going to try and film as much as I can

without getting caught, and I'm going

to talk about everything on streams, and

I'm hoping to do IRL streaming on Twitch

if I can get the chance.

Casey probably died. I mean, he was

tweeting on Twitter about how he has some

kind of— did he say he had a heart

condition or was it a lung condition? He

said he was feeling really bad and he had

some kind of medical thing.

I find it kind of ironic Chihiro was

messaging my mum complaining about me

making videos about her when Almost all of

2020, she was nonstop making streams about

me with Casey, and I ignored it back then

because, you know, I was with Mila and I

wasn't really interested. But now when

I start making, you know, videos like,

um, why I hated being married to a

Japanese woman, she starts crying to my

mum. What a hypocrite. I didn't

even say anything bad. She was saying

horrible things about me.

With Casey. Casey looked like a blobfish.

He did look pretty rough. Like, he had

really big eye bags.

He looked like he was melting.

I think he's like 36. I don't know. He's

not young. He's at least mid-30s. He's

probably near 40 now.

Oh wow, thanks Jules. Ed Denoy has no L1

fei. Jules Z very generous today.

Who is Ed Denoy? Why are him in

the chat? I'm getting spammed.

What did Ed Denoy do wrong?

Are you planning to go to Japan straight

from Thailand when you finish traveling

there?

Yeah, I think so, because it'll be really

close. It's just like a few hours from

Thailand to Japan, isn't it?

So I could stay in Thailand for 2 months,

maybe extend it to 3 months if I really

like it there. And then

just go straight to Japan. But I don't

know about Christmas. I thought I could

come home for Christmas if my sister's

coming home bringing the kitten. I don't

know if you follow my Instagram. Been

posting videos of the kitten and my

sister was here for a few days, a few days

ago, and it's really nice playing with a

cat again. It's been such a long time

since we had cats in the house.

It's just really fun. It just melts your

heart and softens your— you know

what. And it's so cute. It runs up and

down and chases anything that moves, and

you can play with it. It's so reactive to

anything. I got my fidget spinner and I

spun it around and it was hitting it. It

was so funny. It's so nice having a cat.

I would get a cat, but then I can't

because then I wouldn't be able to travel

and my mum doesn't want to look after one.

But if I had like some kind of crippling

disease where I had to stay at home and I

couldn't travel ever again, yeah, I'd love

to have a cat and just be like a cat

person.

My Instagram is rabbits ate my family. If

you Google that, it should come up because

it's a pretty, pretty weird username.

So I could come home for Christmas, but

then I'll get lazy and then not want to

fly out again. I feel like I'm too much in

my comfort zone recently. I need to get

back out into the world. And, you know,

it's going to be not pleasant. I'm going

to be roughing it out in some overpriced

apartment and I'm going to be lonely and

bored trying to get dates and getting

rejected. It's not going to be fun, but

it's life. I can't spend the rest of my

life in my bedroom. I've got to get out

back into the world, back to Asia.

I need to get back to meeting people like

I used to. Because I'm

just getting way too comfy in my comfort

zone. I need to just go before

I waste my whole life in my bedroom. The

whole world is out there waiting for you

to just, you know, take it.

And if you just spend all your time in

your bedroom playing video games, you're

going to end up one day waking up and

you're 50 and you've just wasted your

whole life. So I need to go. I need to

leave.

I need to have some new experiences, meet

people, make some content, make stuff

happen. Let's go.

To be honest, I'm, I'm kind of not looking

forward to it because I had such a crap

time in Manchester, but you know, this is

different. It's Thailand, so hopefully

it's not going to be as grim. And

Thailand's nice and warm and not rainy

and— well, actually it's raining quite a

lot, I heard.

Have I made any new artwork recently? No,

but I'm going to have to because I told

the Thai girl that I do digital art as a

job. So she's going to be expecting me to

be working on art. I said I'm going to

take a break whilst I get used to living

in Thailand. And she said, okay. But

that's not going to last forever. You hate

new experiences. Yeah, I do. But sometimes

good things come from new experiences.

Like, although Manchester was not amazing,

I did get to have nearly sex with that

pretty hot 20-year-old blonde girl in

Manchester, which I think kind of made

the trip worth it because she was pretty

attractive. It's just the whole Muslim

thing was really weird. I don't know why

she's a Muslim. She's a white British

girl. For some reason, she was trying

to be a Muslim, but then drinking bottles

of wine and then having unprotected

you-know-what with me and then crying

about it. She was a complete mess, but she

was pretty hot and she was like 21. So I

do appreciate that nice experience.

Oh, wow. Stutch,

£25. So kind.

I will. Well, I won't because I don't

usually eat at the airport because it

makes me feel sick. And I

don't know, I might get something to eat,

but I'll probably eat on the plane.

I'll get— maybe I'll get coffee. I won't

have a coffee. If you're going to the

airport, do not drink a coffee in the

morning because I had a coffee once before

flying somewhere and I needed the toilet

so badly in the taxi to the airport. I was

crossing my legs as tight as I could

because I was going to wet myself. Do not

drink a coffee before you leave the house.

Get a coffee when you arrive at the

airport is my top tip.

Daniel, stop streaming so late. I feel

like this is a good time because I just

had dinner, and if

I stream earlier, I feel like people are

sleeping. I thought you didn't have cereal

with the Muslim girl. It depends what

you consider to be cereal.

So what really happened was we got naked

and then I rubbed my you-know-what on her

you-know-what and she was really wet and I

made her orgasm just from,

just from rubbing on her. But she wouldn't

let me put it in because she said she was

on her period and she had the thing inside

of her. So I thought, okay, I better not

put it inside.

But then after I made her orgasm, she said

we should get dressed. And then she just

sat up and she was like traumatized,

saying, oh, we shouldn't have done that.

That was a mistake. And I didn't even get

to cum myself. So she

completely blueballed me and I was hoping

we would do it again. But this time, you

know, actually do the real thing.

So I let her stay at my place, hoping that

we would do it again, but I couldn't,

couldn't do it again. She was like, she

had her guard up after that first time.

We slept together a few times, but not

naked.

And then I had to tell her to leave

because I I was so sexually frustrated and

she wasn't letting me do it. It was so

annoying. I just wanted to bang her so

much. But she didn't want to, but she kept

wanting to sleep in my bed with me. It was

really weird. And then she was like,

Daniel, I'm not interested in you. Why

would you think I'm interested in you?

We're just friends.

Anyway, she was weird.

So Manchester was not a complete failure.

It had some interesting moments, I think.

I'm glad I will never have cereal with

Daniel because he'll tell all my business

on YouTube. Well, if you don't annoy me,

then I won't. I mean, there's been many

girls I slept with and I didn't badmouth

them because they didn't give me any

reason to.

For example, what about Pia?

You know, the girl you

may know of as the London girl. I never

said anything bad about her, did I?

Because she didn't annoy me in any way.

I'll be in Japan January, February. Any

favorite places to visit? I recommend

Tobita Shinchi in Osaka.

That's my favorite place. The girls there

are so attractive. Why is my face so red?

My face looks really red.

Am I red? I don't think I am.

Now I look blue. Now I look pink.

Lighting's really bad. You badmouthed Pia

about her wig. No, I didn't. I just said I

was surprised that she was wearing a wig

because I thought it was her real hair.

When I touched it, I thought it felt kind

of weird. And then she took it off and I

was like, oh my God, that was a wig. I

didn't even know it was a wig. I just

thought maybe it was very dry hair.

Quickly stalked your Instagram. Can we get

a banjo solo? No, I forgot how to play

banjo because I lost interest and

then I forgot how to do it. I lost my

hardened fingertips. So once

I lose interest in a hobby, then I just— I

forget how to do it.

The banjo arc was all the way back in May.

You're a bit late. I did a few banjo solos

then. But then I got interested in driving

and I got obsessed with driving lessons

and talking about cars. Thank God that's

over. I'm so uninterested in driving now.

I have zero interest in cars. It was so

weird because I was so close to buying a

car. I nearly bought a car, but then

this Thai girl came out of nowhere and

then suddenly my brain just flipped a

switch and I was like, Oh my God, I need

to get to Thailand. Screw the car.

Do I still pay for dates? Yeah, usually I

end up having to pay on dates.

Girls don't offer to pay for some reason.

I went on about 6 dates with this British

girl. And I paid for all the meals,

paid for all the entry tickets.

She did offer to pay when we went to a

zoo, but I usually like to book the

tickets online. So I guess it's not her

fault because I secretly booked the ticket

online before she can say anything. And

that's because— I

don't know, I'd just rather have the

ticket ready when we arrive.

If you keep losing interest, that's ADHD.

I think I do have ADHD because I get

really hyperfocused on one thing, one

interest, and then I burn out because I'm

just obsessed with it. And then I get fed

up and then I move on to something else.

And the same thing kind of happens with

women. And even when I was driving,

The driving instructor said, I noticed

that you have a habit of tunnel vision.

You'll hyperfocus on one thing to the

detriment of everything else. So you'll

just completely miss obvious signs because

you're focusing on a car in front. And I

said, you just described what I'm like in

life in general, not just driving.

That thing kept happening when I was

driving. I would be focusing on what's

ahead of me and then just not really

noticing what's around me.

But I find it hard to— I mean, right now

I'm really into livestreaming and IRL

livestreaming and IRL livestream setups.

Been doing a lot of bike streams on Twitch

and I got all this new gear for it.

Hasn't really been working out great

because the connection here is not great.

So my new obsession now is IRL. I've been

watching a lot of IRL streamers on Twitch

too, trying to get ideas, but they don't

do anything. They just walk around and

they get a meal and they just point the

camera at themselves and they eat the

meal. But people seem to like

it, so I thought if I could get a bit more

confidence, I could try that too. So I got

a LiveU Solo and I got some wireless— I

mean wired modems that plug into it, and

I'm gonna get some Thai SIM cards so we've

got a strong connection. And I'm gonna try

and do some IRL with the GoPro and

see if we can just walk around the streets

of Bangkok. But that's if things don't

work out with the Thai girl, because if

things do work out with the Thai girl,

then I'll be moving in with her, so I

can't just go out to Bangkok because she

doesn't live in Bangkok.

But if things don't work out between us,

then I'll be free to roam the streets of

Bangkok. Oh, thanks,

Abigail. Slightly smiling face. Oh,

thanks. That's so kind.

Slightly smiling face.

Next time I stream, I'll be It's kind

of tricky actually, because ideally I want

to stream as soon as I get there and show

you my new hotel because I got a really

nice hotel. It's a one, one,

one room— no, one bedroom apartment in a

5-star hotel. And you might think, isn't

that wasting money? It's so cheap, it's

like £120 a night and I only booked 2

But it looks pretty fancy. But I can't

stream and dox my hotel if the Thai girl's

gonna be there because it could make

things dangerous. So I don't know

what to do. I really want to stream as

soon as I get there, but I don't think I

can because I need to find out— I need to

meet her and find out what she's like and

see if it's actually gonna work or go

anywhere. It's kind of annoying though,

having to keep things a secret.

Not keeping it a secret from you guys,

but keeping it a secret from her. Because

if I reveal where we're staying, people— I

don't know if I've got viewers in Thailand

who are going to try and mess with me.

It's probably unlikely, but it might not

be completely unlikely. And then people

might phone the hotel. I don't know, it's

just a bit of a headache to worry about.

So plan A is things go well with her and

then I'll have to be patient with

livestreaming. I have to wait until I've

got some time alone. In a place where I

don't really care if it gets doxxed. Or

plan B, it doesn't work out between us,

and then I can just not worry about my

cover being blown and then just do what I

want, really. That'd be pretty good as

well. And I could meet viewers. I think

I've got some, some viewers who live in

Bangkok who would like to meet. I wouldn't

mind hanging out because I don't have

anything else to do and I'll probably be

kind of bored and it'd be nice to have

someone show me around.

So I might be up for

a meeting or 2. I'll try. I need

to be not like how I was in Manchester. I

had such a negative mindset in Manchester.

I didn't want to do anything. I need to be

a bit more open-minded this time.

Hopefully being in Thailand is going to

put me in a different mood.

Wait, I need to pee.

Pee count. Pee counter 1.

How many times am I gonna pee tonight?

1.

Can anyone summarize the stream? Um,

I just explained my plans for Thailand,

a bit about my concerns about the Thai

girl. She seems a bit crazy.

Does anyone know about Thai people and

ghosts? Is she crazy or is it just Thai

people in general have like this fear of

ghosts and they believe they're real?

Does everyone in Thailand believe ghosts

are real? I should be careful what I say

because I don't want to offend Thai people

and say, oh, ghosts are a load of rubbish.

I mean, out of all the things you can

believe in, I'd rather believe in a god

than ghosts. I think a god is more

believable than a ghost. How can there be

ghosts? I mean, in all of human history,

how many billions of people have died?

They can't all have ghosts floating

around. There'd be tens, hundreds of

billions of ghosts everywhere.

You'd look out the window and there'd just

be a sea of ghosts. I don't

understand the whole ghost thing. Is it

just some ghosts remain in the world and

then everyone else goes to heaven or hell?

Do I believe in aliens? No, I don't.

I believe maybe on some random planet

there's specks of bacteria.

I believe maybe Billions of years ago,

trillions of years ago, there could have

been some aliens,

but they're long gone. I reckon, you know,

if there was any alien civilization,

it would have been ages ago, like billions

of years ago. What are the chances of them

existing the exact same time that humans

exist? The human existence is like a speck

on the whole grand of— grand scheme of

things, from the beginning of the

universe, how many years has it been?

Trezillion years? And we're like tiny

speck of existence on that timeline. The

chances of another alien civilization

existing on the exact same speck

of timeline that we're existing in now,

the odds of that are just so close to

zero. You'd, you'd be so dumb to think we

have aliens existing now. Maybe like

a billion years ago or a trillion years

ago,

but not at the same time that we exist.

It's like dinosaurs. They existed, but not

when we did.

LOL, how Elvis exposed Daniel's scripting.

What? What are you talking about Elvis all

of a sudden? How did he expose my

scripting? I told him in confidence

because I thought he was like my YouTuber

friend. I didn't think he would go, oh,

Daniel fakes everything.

He betrayed me. I thought we were talking

as, you know, YouTuber to YouTuber. I

thought it was obvious that, you know, to

make things entertaining, I do exaggerate

things a little bit. And, you know, back

in the day I made some stuff up. Oh wow,

thanks Turning Tree. Congratulations on

passing your driving test. My dude,

looking forward to the Thailand sagas.

Grin. Thanks very much. I am

considering getting an international

driving permit because, you know, you

never know. One day I might wake up in a

crazy mood and think I could rent a car

and drive to, I don't know, the jungles

of Thailand and get naked and then drive

back or do like a road trip. I could do a

road trip. In Japan or Thailand. It's just

I'm kind of scared of driving now. I

haven't driven in a while and I've lost

a bit of confidence. And also Thailand is

supposed to be one of the most dangerous

countries for driving. Japan doesn't look

that scary for driving because the roads

are pretty well made and Japanese people

seem like they obey the highway code.

Did anyone have something to say about my

alien theory?

Because I think my, my theory about aliens

is pretty logical and makes sense because

we have extremely powerful telescopes now.

And the fact they haven't been able to

find any remnants of alien civilization or

anything kind of points you

in that direction, that if they did exist,

we would have found them. And if they did

exist and they were technologically

advanced, they would have found us and

they would have come here and they would

have wiped us out, because why wouldn't

they wipe us out? We would wipe them out,

wouldn't we? Imagine we found a planet

full of resources and there's like some

stupid cavemen-looking, 3-legged, blue,

weird aliens. We would just wipe them out,

wouldn't we? Like in Avatar.

That's just what humans are like. We're

not all nice and kind and we're going to

save them and make relations.

Maybe the scientists would, but then the

governments would be like, we have to wipe

them out for the resources because they're

planning to invade us. And then they'll

bombard us with propaganda about the evil

aliens. And then we'll go, oh yeah, we

need to wipe them out. Like that movie.

Isn't that the plot of the movie Starship

Troopers?

To be honest, I think it's a bad idea that

we're broadcasting our existence,

because if you think about it, any alien

civilization that is advanced enough to

receive our broadcasting and find

where we are, I don't think it's a good

idea that we let them know that we're here

because they're going to come and invade

us. I think we're pretty lucky that

we've been undiscovered so far, because

let's say there's like a massive alien

federation empire out there. I don't

think we want to be discovered by that.

I think they should shut off all this,

you know, sending radio waves out into

the cosmos, hoping an alien is going to

find it one day.

The universe is massive. We can't search

all of the universe. Makes sense we can't

find them.

Yeah, it is massive,

so it's extremely unlikely that even if

they did exist, we wouldn't find them.

Who knows? That's why I don't want to die.

I want to live until the year 4000 and

then see if, if we ever do come

in contact with aliens. It would

be interesting to find out.

Aliens live too far for telescopes to see.

Yeah, I guess so.

But I still don't think that they would

exist the same time that we exist.

And maybe these specks of bacteria they

found on other planets, maybe in a billion

years' time, those specks are gonna turn

into life like our planet did.

Who knows?

Oh wow, thanks, Zorlon. If aliens offered

to take you to their planet to live in a

zoo, would you go?

What? No. Unless they're gonna

like let me have sex with their women for

scientific research.

But then the women might be ugly. Depends

what their women look like.

Chain you up and then do a lot of testing

with their females. No, that'd just be

scary. I don't want to be in a zoo.

Am I still bullish on Bitcoin? I don't

think I ever was. I think I always

felt like it was a bit of a bubble. I'm

bullish on gold. I've got $4,000 in gold.

Mining stocks and precious metals.

Well, actually, nearly 8,000 if you

include precious metals.

Old dirty guys go to Thailand. Why you?

Yeah, that's, that's been my impression of

Thailand this whole time. It's just like a

country you go to when you're white and

fat old and you're sick and tired of your

wife and then you just go to Thailand to

have sex with cute young Thai girls.

But I have a proposition from a fairly

attractive looking Thai woman that

I think could go somewhere. So I'm going

to take the risk and I'm going to go and

And if it doesn't work out, then I'll have

a funny story and then I could springboard

off Thailand to go to Japan. And then

we can resume where we left off from 2020

before COVID started. It's been 2 years.

Actually, it's going to be 3 years, if you

can believe it, because I'll be in Japan

probably beginning of 2023. I left it in

2020, so 3 years. I can't

believe it. We need

to go back. We need to resume where we

left things. Had a bit of a hiatus because

of COVID and the pandemic.

I wonder if I can just carry on as if the

last 3 years didn't happen. I think people

don't care anymore about my channel.

I wonder if going back to Japan will

actually bring some people back. We'll do

the, the nighttime outside streams again,

maybe go on some dates.

Hopefully I can find a Japanese woman to

move in with again, and then we can call

her Chihiro 2.

Basically, I want to just do like a repeat

of everything that happened in 2017. So

Tinder dates, find a girlfriend, move in,

get married. Maybe not the married bit.

You're going to Thailand to meet a woman?

Yes. Multiple women.

Well, I'm hoping the Thai woman actually

leads to something and doesn't just blow

up on the first day because I want to,

you know, get something going. So I've got

stuff to talk about and videos to make and

videos about living in Thailand and dating

a Thai woman. There could be so much

potential content if this actually goes

to plan and she's not a scammer. She's not

like a catfish or something.

Otherwise, this is going to come to an end

real quick. We're going to have to go to

plan B, which is we're going to go— I

don't know what plan B is. I guess I'll

make a Tinder and try and get some dates

and experience Thailand. Maybe I'll go to

some nightclub bars. I heard Thai

people are very sociable. Maybe it will

bring out a new side of me.

Why did Chihiro make your channel big? Do

you think Chihiro was the main reason my

channel was as popular

as it was?

Maybe. I mean,

80% of my videos were about her and the

marriage and the relationship. So if the

marriage and relationship never happened,

it'd be like all of that content wouldn't

have been a, been a possibility.

And then people stopped watching when she

wasn't around anymore.

Chihiro was the best content machine.

Yeah, she was good because she stuck

around. Most girls would just leave after

the first drama, like Mila did.

There was just one tiny bit of drama with

Mila and she wanted to dump me, and she

only got back together with me because she

made me promise not to talk about her and

not to film her, which, you know, I agreed

to. And then I became incredibly depressed

because talking about stuff is what I do.

And not being able to talk about what's

going on and my feelings, it just really

bums me out. I feel

like I'd rather be alone but be able to

talk about my feelings than be in a

relationship and not be able to talk about

my feelings because what am I going to

talk about? This is not a channel about

gaming or stocks or YouTube

news. This is a channel about my life and

like the things I get up to and do. I

can't keep my life a secret because this

is what my channel is about.