[2024-12-02] worst day ever [AtsDn5gkkjI]

Daniel, I found him.

Okay, are you online?

Yeah.

Are you done? What? Yeah, I know

you said testing.

Oh my God.

I'm so thirsty.

Don't yell at your mum. If you don't yell,

she can't hear what you're saying.

I have to yell stuff like 4 times until

she understands what I'm trying to say.

It's so annoying.

Sometimes I say stuff and then she just

keeps talking as if I didn't say anything.

Surely she must have heard me. I don't

know, sometimes. I had the worst Amazon

shift today ever. It was horrible.

They're getting really bad. It's weird

because I've been doing double shifts

these last few days. The first one has

always been really good, finished it in

about an hour and a half, really easy.

And then when the evening one comes,

they've all been really horrible.

Today was just Oh my God. I actually

didn't finish delivering everything. I got

2— I got 2 parcels in my car

because I didn't finish delivering it.

It was the first time I ever had to refuse

to deliver a parcel because I looked at

the map and it was so horrible what it

looked like from the map. It was like a

house really far from the road.

With a little dotted line leading to the

house. What does that mean? And it was

near a river. It was like a forest,

middle of nowhere, little road,

house miles away from the road. I just

pressed unable to deliver, can't be

bothered. You know, I put something like

bad weather. So I've got

to take the parcel back tomorrow morning

because I'm not going to go back there

now. And I'm probably gonna

get a penalty, and then I'm gonna have to

send them an email explaining something

like, oh, a tree fell down and I couldn't

get past the road. There was a big scary

dog. I don't know what that

is. I got a photo of the address, so I'm

gonna check Google Maps, Street Maps, to

see what I avoided. The road

is called Sheep Street Lane.

They sent me so far. They sent me to

Sussex. I don't even know if that's still

in Kent. It's near Hastings.

It took an hour to drive there. It was

like 30 miles. Is Sussex

in Kent?

It's not even in Kent.

I can't believe they sent me out of Kent.

That's insane. It's,

um, it was in a place called Etchingham.

Which county is— my mom's got stupid music

playing really loud. So annoying. Which

county is Etchingham? East Sussex. They

sent me to a completely different county,

you stupid idiots at

the Amazon place. Turn your volume

down. I saw— well, she always has a stupid

volume on max and I can hear

it so loudly. It's getting ridiculous,

Amazon deliveries. Yesterday They sent me

to Royal Tunbridge Wells, which again, I

think it's in the TN postcode area, which

is in Sussex. And that was bad, took an

hour to get there. But today was even

worse because it

was all— half of it was farms, stupid

farms with a really long little lane full

of potholes. Is Royal Tunbridge Wells

in Kent.

Oh, so that is in Kent, but Etchingham

isn't in Kent.

Yeah, Etchingham is in East Sussex. It's

in a completely different county. What,

they don't have an Amazon warehouse in

Sussex? Why are they sending people from

Maidstone to freaking Sussex?

All that area is weird to me.

I never go down that area. It's all the

weird areas with nothing there,

and they've all got weird names like

Rovenden, Newenden,

Tentaden, Biddenden,

Bendenden. They've all got weird stupid

Peamarch, Appledore. It sounds like Lord

of the Rings made-up town names.

It's like a completely different world to

me. So usually I stick around these areas.

You see where the hearts are? I stick

around the M20, the A20, around Maidstone

area. But you go down south, you've just

got endless woods and farms and green.

It's like the area, you know, it's the

area where William the Conqueror defeated

King Harold and then marched to London to

conquer his new country. So basically all

that area around Hastings is like the

shitty staging area of the invasion. You

know in World of Warcraft where you've got

the big portal where all the orcs came

through? And wreaked chaos and havoc,

and then they just marched towards the

human cities. It's like that, but the area

around where the portal is is just like a

shithole barren wasteland. That's what

Hastings is like.

They just marched straight on through it,

didn't build anything apart from Bodiam

Castle. Look at this place.

Whatlington? You whatlington?

So yeah, they sent me all the way to

Etchingham. It took an hour,

and then half of it was stupid farmhouses.

One of the places they sent me was a post

office at 7 PM at night.

It was obviously closed, so I couldn't

deliver it. So that post office parcel is

in my car, and the parcel for the weird

house is in my car. So I drew a little

picture. I really wish I screenshotted it

now. I drew a picture of what it looked

like. So basically it was the road, and

then the house next to some kind of river

miles away from the actual road, and a

little dotted line going to the house.

What do you think the dotted line was? A

footpath? What, you want me to walk half

an hour through a woodland trail to get to

some wooden shack at 9 PM in the evening

when it's pitch black. Get lost, Amazon.

You can go suck it.

I just pressed cannot deliver. Can't be

bothered. Recipient of the parcel must be

fuming they never received it. Well then

maybe don't live in a stupid idiot area.

And what is with all these stupid rich

people living in these fancy country

houses where they've got this little lane

that goes to the house, but the lane is so

long and it's covered in potholes?

They're so rich they can't even afford to

fix a stupid road. Look, I took a photo.

It was insane. Look at that. It was like

bomb— bombed. Bomb crater

landmine area. It literally looks like

landmines just went off. I had

to go 1 mile per hour not to wreck my car.

Insane. Look at these roads.

Oh my God, why don't they do something

about it? They don't care because they all

got Land Rovers and 4x4s parked up.

And then they got these speed bumps, not

like shallow speed bumps or big rounded

speed bumps with a shallow ascent. It's

like a literal wall of concrete about

this high, and if you're going anything

above 5 miles per hour, it feels like you

just hit something. It's like boom, like

that. You gotta do like 2 miles per hour

on these stupid farmer speed bumps. Why

are farmers Putting speed bumps on the

stupid little lane that goes to their

farm, as if all this traffic is racing to

their farm at 50 miles per hour. Why are

you even trying to slow down? No one's

going to your shitty farm apart from

people like me who've got to do work.

They put these stupid speed bumps as

if there's nothing there. It's not like

there's kids running around and It's lots

of, lots of people in a residential area.

There's literally nothing there, and they

put all these speed bumps. So I only had

20 deliveries, but I had to drive at like

2 miles per hour down these little farm

roads. And then next

delivery is like 10 minutes drive away,

but actually more like 20 minutes because

I gotta drive at 2 miles per hour.

Well, boy racers really go to farm lanes

and race up and down. And then I had to

deliver to this other house that didn't

have any signage or house name.

Well, I knew the house name, but it didn't

say what the house name was outside of the

road. So it took me down this tiny little

lane, and then the lane split into 2

driveways, 2 houses. Obviously, I picked

the wrong house to drive into, and then

this woman comes out, asks if I need help,

and I said, I'm looking for this house.

And then she was like, okay, but it's over

there, but they have their driveway over

there. And I was like, oh, do you want me

to move my car now? She was like, no, but

I'm getting sick and tired of these

delivery drivers using my driveway as a

parking spot. Maybe if you sign up your

stupid fucking houses, we wouldn't end up

in the wrong driveway, you stupid hag.

People living in the countryside are so

Stupid and stuck-up and irritating.

Oh, I'm sick and tired of delivery

drivers. You'll say that next time you

deliver— you order something online. God,

they don't know how stressful this job is,

and they bitch and moan just because I'm

accidentally on their driveway. So then I

walk over to the right house. This massive

dog starts sprinting towards me.

It was so scary. I don't know what dog it

was. It looked like a giant bulldog or

something, like the size of a Rottweiler,

but it looked like a bulldog. It was

barking at me and like mist was coming out

of his mouth from the condensation or the

vapor. It was— I ran back to the car and

then I wouldn't go near the house. I waved

because I could see them inside the house

and I was waving my parcel. Thankfully,

the man took the dog inside so I could

approach. It was so scary. That dog could

have killed— it was massive and it looked

like it wanted to kill me. I said to

the woman, I said, oh yeah, I tried go— I

went there, but they had this massive dog.

And she was like, oh, it's just a

Labrador. It didn't look like a Labrador.

It looked like a demon, like a possessed

demon dog from hell.

Oh my God,

I hate this country. They all got dogs.

Well, It's country people, they just got

to have a stupid dog.

If that dog came for me, I would just grab

its throat and crush its throat. I don't

care. I'm not dying to a dog without at

least poking its eye out.

It was like short hair, basically looked

hairless. It had like an ugly flat Big

forehead, piggy nose, floppy ears.

It's like running at me, like barking like

hell. It was so scary. It's like those

massive dogs Ramsay Bolton sets on his

prisoners to eat them alive. I hate dogs

so much unless they're

nice dogs, like peaceful. But when they're

aggressive and horrible, I hate them.

Just don't understand why people love

these types of dogs so much.

Disgusting, horrible creatures. Get a cat.

I've got a mince pie.

I'm really sick and tired of this Amazon

thing. I just hope my videos can

get me banned or something. Stupid

subreddit haters. Come on, subreddit

haters. I told you my job. Get me banned

already. I'm sick and tired of doing it.

Hate it. But the money's

so good. I made £528 this week.

Today I made £135.

Oh yeah, one week of work,

£528.

Are you planning on traveling anytime

soon? Uh, Sunny suggested we go to London

to get yakiniku after Christmas,

so I said yeah, sounds nice.

Can vlog it. We'll get a hotel in London

too.

Why isn't the debt number coming down? I

updated the debt number a couple streams

ago. It went down from 4,800 to 3,400.

Oh, today was horrible.

Why aren't you reading chat? Cuz I'm busy

ranting about the stupid countryside

people and their stupid pothole-filled

roads and their stupid dogs and the stupid

big houses that don't have numbers but

have a stupid name without a sign.

And then we might go to the Swiss Alps to

do skiing and bring my new camera. I'm

streaming using the new camera. I was

going to return it, and actually the UPS

delivery man came today to pick it up,

but I said actually I changed my mind.

And the reason why is because I realize

with my flex videos, there's certain shots

I can get with it that I just wouldn't be

able to get without it. Like the scene of

me talking to that little boy, I wouldn't

have been able to get that if it wasn't

for this camera. Because can you— oh yeah,

can you imagine me standing there with my

phone like this, filming the whole

interaction? He'd think I'm a weirdo.

He'd be like, mate, why are you filming

me? It'll be like that, but no one notices

you're filming when you got that on your

chest. So it was really good.

And I can't believe how many stupid

comments I got on my last video. I don't

even know where to start.

God, the stupidity is just off the charts.

Okay, first of all,

first of all, I don't need to blur The

little boy's face. You can film children

and have it on YouTube without having to

blur their faces. I don't know why all

these people in my comments are saying,

oh, shouldn't you blur their faces? Why do

I need to blur some random boy's face? I

had kids on the channel before. The single

mother girlfriend's daughter was on my

channel. Didn't have to blur her face.

There's kids all over YouTube. PewDiePie

has his baby on his videos. He doesn't

blur his baby's face.

And second of all, I didn't even need the

stupid kid's help. I just asked him

because I thought maybe he lives here and

he can let me in. But he didn't live

there, and then he started like

mansplaining to me how to get in. I know

how to get in. It says in my app the code

to get in. I don't need your stupid

advice. And I don't need to be taught how

to ring a flat number using the keypad.

Been doing this job for 3 months. I know

how to press numbers and then press the

call button, kid.

Condescending, as if I don't know how to

use a keypad. And then his help

didn't even help anyway because the trade

button wasn't working. I know how to get

in the app. Has a delivery

note saying press this number, 11 blah

blah blah, then the call button, and then

it'll open. I opened it myself by doing it

my way. It's just I was being polite.

He was obviously helping me. I wanted to

show that I was appreciative. I wasn't

going to be like, that's okay, I can

handle it, get lost. Just being polite,

but I didn't need his help.