happy valentines everyone ：)

Do do do do do do.

Nearly ready.

Really wish I had a mic stand. That would

be nice. I miss my mic stand from

the UK, that swinging desk stand. That was

nice. I could just swing it in and out

without having to set up my mic every

Testing. Let me check.

Testing, testing. Okay, testing finished.

Oh my God, it's hot in Thailand now.

I think the hot season is coming soon.

I think at peak hotness in Thailand would

be around the time when I leave, which is

nice. Escape the

scorching heat to Japan.

Japan's scorching heat won't start until,

I think, July, so it'd be much cooler.

Still can't believe I'm actually going to

Japan sometimes. Over the pandemic, felt

like I'd never get back to Japan. Don't

want to jinx it. I might get denied at the

airport. Imagine I get denied. I'd be so

depressed.

If I get banned, do you think I've done

anything to get banned from Japan?

Because that Suspenders guy had sex on

stream and he didn't get in trouble,

and it was with a prostitute. So I was

worried that admitting to sleeping or

paying for sex sex would be like admitting

you committed a crime. But I think no one

cares in Japan.

Um, maybe I'll shout it out on Discord.

I did a prune on Discord. Guess how many

members got kicked for being inactive for

over 7 days? 170 members

got pruned, I think.

Why so few viewers? Because I just started

like 5 minutes ago.

Maybe it's a bit harsh to prune if you're

inactive for over 7 days.

Don't know,

it just feels like if you're gonna join

and not be active for 7 days then you're

probably not very active anyway.

Twitch.

I played a lot of Hogwarts Legacy over the

weekend. I got quite far,

but the game doesn't really change much

even if you've made a lot of progress.

The game's just kind of the same. The

story is not very interesting either.

All of the side quests are very boring. I

just skip all the dialogue. The main quest

is just like, go to this place and then

defeat the goblins and find the secret

power, then go to a secret chamber, do the

puzzles. I still don't really— I mean,

the whole story is just about a goblin and

the dark wizard trying to find some

superpower together, and then they argue.

Can tell J.K. Rowling didn't have anything

to do with it when it comes to story

writing.

What do people mean when they say drops

enabled? I don't know, I've seen a few

people with that title. I don't

understand, what does that mean?

Drops enabled.

Streaming it now on Twitch.

Post. The community posts don't really

reach many people on YouTube.

Well, nothing really reaches many people

I just don't get Twitch. Twitch is weird,

isn't it?

I wonder if I can stream and play the game

without My— no, it's really laggy. I need

to turn the fan on. Without the CPU boost,

it really lags. Then the fan is kind

of annoying, isn't it?

So, oh yeah, what happened to my timer

thing? I want to get the timer back.

URL.

What did I get her for Valentine's?

Nothing yet. I need to go down to the

shop. Maybe after this

stream I'll go down to the shop quickly.

I need to buy water anyway.

Where is it?

URL link.

Buy her new car. She's gonna get a new

car, I think,

this month or next month. She said she's

gonna go to her parents' house to pick up

a car. I think she means she's gonna

borrow her mum's car because

her car needs to be repaired or something

again for 2 weeks. What? What are they

repairing for 2 weeks, I wonder? Her car

looks like a mess. The front bonnet— I

mean, the front bumper is all cracked and

the paint's flaking off, and it's kind of—

it's not hanging off, but there's like a

gap between where it should be because she

drove into someone because she was looking

at her phone. I don't know, how can you

not see a car in front of you and drive

So she said she's gonna go to her parents'

house and stay there for the night.

So it's gonna be my first night sleeping

alone since October.

It's kind of like a

preview, a taster of what it's gonna be

like when we have to separate. I can't

find this damn URL link.

Maybe it's browser source,

custom widget.

So I'm not sure what car she's gonna get.

Maybe it's the same car her sister drove

because Her sister drove a really nice

Toyota Aircross, but she said it's not

hers, it's the family car.

So maybe we'll be getting that car for a

Custom widget, or is it— I think it's just

browser source. Oh yeah, and then Marathon

timer. I wish I can get a timer where when

you get a Super Chat, it goes up.

I wonder how Ice does it.

Is it

working? -290 hours.

How many hours do I have? It's 9

o'clock, 3 plus 4, 7 hours.

There you go. And then need some text.

Where's text?

There.

I like the timer, it's funny. I don't know

why it's nice to have the timer.

It's so easy to set up a stream on PC

like this, all the widgets, everything

works properly, but then you try and do

this IRL. Why does Everything's so hard

and glitchy and complicated. I tried

finding out how to have these overlays

when you use LiveU, and there's like an

hour-long YouTube video tutorial how to do

it, involving changing your IP address,

getting a static IP, linking your IP to

Streamlabs, setting up an RTTMP server.

You need to set up a server, or you pay

for a server, and then they use Linux,

and then they've got to like alter the

code. Oh my God, so complicated. I don't

know how to do it. I tried watching this

tutorial and it just completely flew over

my head. You got to like open up

the Windows command box, change your IP,

and then you need a laptop or a desktop.

On the whole time to host your server

that connects to your live view, connects

your stream. I don't know, it's so

These IRL streamers on Twitch get— they

really nerd out over the gear. Like, they

get these Raspberry Pi things and circuit

boards and weird Bella boxes or whatever

they're called,

and then they have their own hosting

server and they host the stream to— why is

it so damn complicated?

How's Hogwarts Legacy videos doing? That

they all Flopped. I don't understand it.

Hogwarts Legacy is like the most popular

game right now, and I can't get over 10K

views on it. It's got 6K views on the

main channel, then the second channel,

they all got under 1K views. So fucking

annoying. Everyone else is making all

these videos about Hogwarts Legacy and

getting huge views, like 100K views. And I

can't even get a 1K view. I don't

understand it,

but this has happened before. I mean, I

tried to make videos about Call of Duty

Modern Warfare 2, that flopped.

Battlefield 2042, that flopped.

Let me check my second channel. Just

because it's like a new trending game

doesn't mean it's easy to get views.

It's just kind of random. I don't know why

I got so many views from Elden Ring, but I

can't seem to get any from Hogwarts

Legacy.

Pokémon video got 16K views, which was

okay, but I was expecting more from that.

God of War Ragnarök, that flopped. Sonic

Frontiers, that flopped.

But then Monkey Island for some reason got

9k views, as if Monkey Island was really

trending and popular. I got more views

from Monkey Island than any of the

Hogwarts videos. And then for No

Man's Sky, I got 8k.

It's not exactly

a success, but it's not a flop.

LEGO Star Wars flopped for me as well.

Warhammer Total War 3 flopped, but then I

got like 28K views on Lost Ark.

Dying Light 2 flopped for me.

So hit and miss.

Halo Infinite was really good.

Spider-Man— oh, that was a movie. Um,

what else did I try last year?

Jurassic World Evolution for some reason

got 48,000 views for me. Forza Horizon 5

got 32,000. Definitely had better luck

in 2021 with the gaming reviews. Darkest

Dungeon 2, I got 55,000 views. No one

cares. I mean, Darkest Dungeon 2, it's not

exactly like a mainstream game, is it? So

I don't get it. I think I just have to

move on from trying to get views of

Hogwarts Legacy. It's not working.

It's a case of having more competition.

But then what about Elden Ring? The loads

of people were making Elden Ring videos.

So I don't know if more— I don't really

believe that more competition means less

Really frustrating. I was hoping to get at

least enough views to cover the expense of

buying the game. Now I've lost money from

buying the game,

and I can't be bothered to keep putting

out videos that make $1 per video. It's

just a waste of time. There's better ways

to get views, I think.

It's just very confusing. For some reason,

none of the videos are getting any search

results. They're getting like less than 1%

search results. Usually I get mega views

from these game reviews because of search

results, but I look into analytics

for all my Hogwarts Legacy videos and

there's just no search results unless

there's like loads of people copying me

doing do not buy. My do not buys used to

stand out when I I was one of the only

people doing it.

Double down on the drama videos. I would,

but I've kind of exhausted my drama for

now. I'm not avoiding

drama videos because I'm scared or

anything. It's just I don't have enough

drama to keep making videos. I need like a

constant supply of drama. But as

someone who's very reclusive and doesn't

have any contact with people, it's kind of

difficult to come up with drama.

I need enough stuff to talk about for it

to last at least 5 minutes, and if I'm

just making up rubbish, it's really

difficult to get 5 minutes.

Milk the Thai girl for drama? There's no

drama. Life is very calm.

Calm life equals good life. Yeah, but bad

for my YouTube stuff because there's

nothing interesting to talk about.

Using PewDiePie's drama Well, it's not

drama, it's like his life update.

Commenting on other people's life works

too, I guess.

Has my girlfriend cried more recently?

Um, she cried,

I think, last week over the Japan

stuff, but I think she's getting used to

the idea that I'm gonna leave. Maybe in

her mind she just thought I would never—

was gonna leave. She thought I was just

gonna stay forever.

If she pays for my Thai Elite visa, then

maybe I would stay, but I'm not paying for

$17,000 for a 5-year visa.

I need her to toughen up a little bit and

stop crying,

making me feel bad and guilty.

She keeps saying, how come you're not sad?

She keeps saying, how come I'm the only

one who's sad? And I said,

I am sad, but what am I gonna do about it?

It's not gonna change anything.

I already knew that I'm gonna have to

leave at some point. Doesn't mean I'm

gonna never come back. I'll come back

eventually. When I get bored in Japan.

But I want to live in Japan for a little

So I got some replies from guesthouse

inquiries. One of the managers is actually

called Chihiro. It's funny. So I've got a

whole selection of guest houses to pick

from. For some reason, the guest house I

stayed at before didn't reply to me,

which is kind of annoying. Don't know if

they've banned me from the guest house or

something. I don't know if I'd want to go

back to the same one anyway. I'll just

choose a different one.

There's a lot more guest houses to choose

from that are nicer, more luxurious,

closer to the central part of Osaka.

I found one guest house, they replied to

me, said rent is £300

a month including utilities,

electric bills and water and stuff. So

that's pretty good price, £300 a month.

You're staying at a guest house, how will

that affect streaming?

Hmm, well, I can stream like this if

I'm in the room because I'm not filming

the inside of the guest house,

as long as I'm not really loud and I just

keep my voice down. But I think during the

day it'll be fine because no one will be

around, as long as I don't stream into the

night. Otherwise someone's gonna report me

again. I think I can just

do a desktop stream inside of the guest

house, would be fine. It's just I'm gonna

hear people opening, closing doors and

it's gonna piss me off.

Or else I will have to do IRL, I guess.

Get— I mean, I could get a bicycle and

then ride around and just talk.

I feel more confident on the bicycle

because I'm just whizzing past

people. I'm not really around other

people, so I feel like I'm

in my own little world. When I'm on the

street walking, I feel more vulnerable

because I can only walk as fast as

everyone else.

And something I noticed about the bike

streams I did in the UK was that it really

filled me with a lot of confidence because

I'm just whizzing past people.

I felt very confident on the bicycle and

it was actually fun. I really enjoyed the

UK bike streams. It's just annoying I kept

losing connection. You remember, did

anyone watch my bike streams?

You remember the— when I tried using the

live view, it kept glitching, doing that

weird green pixelating thing, and I

thought that was because I was going too

fast on the bicycle and the internet

wasn't reaching me. Now I know from

watching Ice's streams, because it happens

to him as well, it's the HDMI cable.

Every time the road got bumpy, it started

glitching out, didn't it? So It's

nothing to do with the internet, it's the

HDMI cable wobbling in the socket from the

vibrations. So I'd have to find a way to

fix the cable into it if I was going

to do live view again. I'd probably just

use my phone though.

What do other streamers use to not mess up

their stream? They all use the same setup

so that for Sony XDR FDR-X3000,

but they have like a special case. And

some of them— I've seen Connor's setup,

he duct tapes the cable into the camera to

fix it in there. There's like a special

3D-printed case that these streamers have

made. It's funny because Ice

wants to get the Bella Box, but apparently

the guy who sells the Bella Box doesn't

like Ice and won't sell it to him. I

didn't know it was this custom-made thing

made by the streaming community. How do

they get to choose who to sell it to or

not?

But it seems too complicated. I'm too dumb

to figure out how it works. How to set

I just want it simple, you know, do it on

your phone, press go live, none of this

stupid server setting up servers and

setting up this and setting up that.

Am I going to tell your girlfriend the

truth about you when you leave to Japan.

No, I'm never gonna tell her the truth.

There's no point. It doesn't benefit me in

any way to tell her the truth. Life is

better when you live a lie. Can you

imagine how much peaceful life with

Chihiro would have been if she just didn't

know about my YouTube channel? We could

have had a happy marriage. A harriage.

Happy marriage. Life with Chihiro was

really peaceful and good before she found

out about my YouTube channel. It was just

like how it is now with the Thai

girlfriend. She goes to work, I do my

streaming stuff. She doesn't snoop on what

I'm saying and then get angry. That's how

it is now, and that's how it used to be

with Chihiro before she found out.

So basically all Chihiro's fault because

she didn't listen to me.

Dogs can't attack you when you're on a

bike. Well, dogs aren't really a problem

in Japan because it's not like a feral

It's not a feral country with roaming

packs of lizards and stray dogs.

That's the problem with these Southeast

Asian countries, same as Malaysia.

They've just got packs of dogs roaming

around. It's so weird. Can you imagine

that in the UK? There's no way. You see a

stray dog, it's gonna get picked up by the

animal agency. It's like in Thailand and

Malaysia, they just don't care.

About packs of dogs roaming about.

Why do they not care? It's weird having

animals roaming around.

And those massive lizards, that would

never happen in Japan. They'd round them

up and then make like a home

for them to live in. Not just roam around

the streets terrorizing people.

Southeast Asia has a very laid-back, oh,

who cares kind of attitude. Like,

whatever, we're busy trying to make money,

so who cares about little things? But

Japan is very orderly. I think Thailand

could become like Japan in maybe 30 years'

time. It is becoming like Japan. A lot of

modern infrastructure being built, a lot

of ugly old buildings being torn down,

but there's still a lot of ugly old

buildings everywhere. You ride the train

in Bangkok, you can get a good view of how

ugly some of the buildings are that look

like they've been built maybe in the '60s,

just these concrete blocks, gray and

moldy. In Japan, you don't really see that

much because they've already all been torn

down. Replaced with new stuff. I think

eventually Thailand could become like

that, but it's gonna take decades to get

rid of all these slum-looking buildings.

It's gonna take a long time. Maybe when

I'm 60, come back to Thailand, see if it's

become like Japan. What did I buy my

girlfriend for Valentine's? I'm gonna go

down to Central 7-Eleven at the end of

this stream, see if I can find something.

Maybe I'll just get, get her the same cake

I got her for her birthday. I don't know,

maybe if I can get a candle, make a

romantic dinner. I don't think she expects

me to do anything. She knows what I'm

like. I'm not

a romantic person.

If I can just get something that has a

heart, heart shape on it,

then that would be good enough. I need to

buy some water anyway, so I've got a good

reason to go to 7-Eleven.

6-pack of water, but I've only got 100 and

I've only got about 200 baht.

She took 1,000 baht to pay for petrol.

So for the bicycle, I guess I'm gonna have

to buy a bicycle. I did buy one back in

2010, so it's not hard to buy a bicycle,

I think, unless it's changed. Imagine you

need a visa and a bank account to buy a

bicycle. And then I'll just park it

outside of the guest house. The good

thing about Japan is you don't have to

worry about your bike being stolen, so you

don't need a bike chain. They've got these

built-in locks that prevent the back tire

from spinning. You need the key to unlock

it, but it doesn't stop anyone from just

picking the bike up and taking it away.

But there's bikes everywhere in Japan.

You just— the problem is sometimes

your bike does get towed away. I remember

parking my bike outside of the train

station because I saw a load of other

bikes and thought, okay, everyone else is

doing it. I came back, they were all gone,

and there was a note saying, your bike has

been taken away, please come to this

address to pick it up. So I had to go to

this address. It's just like a compound

full of bikes underneath a bridge,

and then you had to pay— I forgot how

much, but I had to pay maybe ¥1,000 to get

my bike back. It's kind of annoying.

Getting an electric bike would be nice,

but I don't think I want to spend $1,000

on an electric bike when I might leave

after a month. I don't really feel like

you need an electric bike for Japan

because it's so flat. The cities in Japan

are all built on flat areas in between the

mountains. So there's no uphill downhill

roads like in the UK. In the UK, there's

so many hills. Unless you have massive

quads, then you really need an electric

bike in the UK.

So one hill I was going up to visit

one of my British girlfriends before I got

the electric bike was so hard I had to get

off the bike and push it. I felt like I

was going to black out. I was trying to

climb this hill. I was going like 1 mile

per hour, and I was so out of shape,

and I used so much energy. I needed to

stop and stand still for a minute. I felt

like the blood was draining out of my

brain, and I was gonna black out. I was

actually scared. I was feeling very dizzy.

Some of the hills around my house in the

UK are insane. You go full speed down

those hills, you can hit maybe 35 miles

per hour, but you'd be insane to do it

because the roads are so slippery,

covered in gravel. My mum actually fell

over. I went biking with my mum and her

boyfriend and we went down some country

lanes. Some of these country lanes are

very windy and very steep, and I

went down first and I was very careful

because I know the danger of gravel

because I've slipped slips before on

gravel. I remember I was a teenager once

biking with my sister, and I was going

very fast downhill, and I hit the brakes

suddenly on gravel, and I just skidded,

fell over, rolled down the road. All my

hands got torn up, so I've got

experience. But my mum, she fell over.

I went down the hill first, and I was

waiting for like half an hour wondering

where they were. And they finally came

down. She said she fell over and she had

all these cuts on her hands and elbows.

Yeah, she was okay, but she was a bit

shaken up. She cut— she had gloves

on, so she didn't cut her hands badly,

but she had some scrapes on her, on her

arms.

It's quite fun biking in the UK. The

countryside is really nice, but there's no

way you could stream it. The signal was so

bad. I tried streaming it, remember? The

signal just kept disconnecting.

So in Japan, I think a normal bike— the

bikes in Japan don't have gears either.

You just get a mamachari. It's like a

woman's, old woman's bike with a basket on

the front.

And then I remember the Canadian guys,

they also got bikes, and then before they

left, they asked me to help sell the

bikes. They said because I speak Japanese,

could I help them sell the bikes? So we

took the bikes to the bike shop, went in,

and I was like, uh, we would like to sell

our bikes. And then guess what the bike

shop guy says? He says, we don't buy used

bikes, but we can take them off you for

free. So we ended up just giving him the

bikes. This is so— I feel like we got

scammed so badly because he just took the

bikes from us for free and he's gonna sell

them, isn't he? He's gonna put them in the

shop and make money off it.

Otherwise, you, you would have to pay to

get rid of the bikes. To dispose of big

items in Japan, you've got to pay for a

company to come and remove it. Do you know

what I did when I left Japan? I just

ditched my bike at the— at the guesthouse.

I just left it there. I'm not paying to

get rid of it. Screw that. I just parked

it up in front of the guesthouse like I

always did and then left. Maybe it's still

there.

It could still be there to this very day.

Yeah, it's nice they took it off us for

free, but I thought he's gonna profit off

these bikes, he could at least give us

something like a couple hundred yen.

I think you would enjoy biking in Japan.

I I'm not sure. I've biked in Japan before

and it was fun. Used to bike around Osaka

back in 2010. Yeah, it was fun.

Japan is a very bicycle-friendly city,

place. Thailand is not.

I never see anyone biking here in

Thailand. Can you imagine biking around

8-lane motorways and

all the motorbikes? It's Japanese roads

and traffic is very calm.

It's not chaotic at all like Vietnam.

And here, I mean, in Japan everyone rides

on the footpath. Their bicycles,

they just ride bicycles on the footpath.

Is the game smooth or is it jittery? It

looks pretty, looks pretty smooth. I want

to show you my character in a minute. I

made a lot of changes. My character looks

kind of cool. I got this mask because my

character just looks kind of ugly and her

face was pissing me off. She looks okay

like this, but then when she talks she

looks like a spastic. So I found this

mask which makes her look less annoying.

Her face is okay when she's not making a

face. When she's not talking, she looks

fine, but the facial animations when

they speak and stuff just look so derpy,

like The Sims.

Don't you get lost riding? That would be

part of the fun, which is ride and ride

and we'll be like, oh, where are we now?

And then we could— yeah, I think the bike

streams could be fun. We just ride

randomly, find some interesting locations,

stop here and stop there and be like, oh,

this is a cool place, I wonder where we

are. Oh, look at this random place we

found. I think the bike streams would be

fun. We'll just ride all day long, stop by

for 7-Eleven, get some snacks.

I'm not gonna be able to stream the guest

house because I don't want to dox myself,

so I'd have to end the stream and then

ride back. I really don't want people

to know where I'm staying because they're

gonna do creepy stuff like send nudes.

I don't want to get in trouble with the

I might, I might try to explain to the

manager that I do YouTube and there might

be weirdos trying to message you,

in case they by chance find

out which one I'm staying at.

How would I get back? Well, I'd just use

Google Maps, wouldn't I? Use Google Maps

and then just cycle back.

It really is annoying having these weirdo

trolls and haters trying to, trying to

cause you trouble and dox you and stuff.

They really ruin it. I just want to have

fun and stream and not have to worry about

this stuff, but you can't. You got to— got

to expect that there's gonna be at least

one weirdo who's gonna try and cause you

problems. Like, this stupid Gunnar Larsson

guy will never give up. Even if my channel

only has 5 viewers left, he's still gonna

be there. He's still gonna be trying to

report me. He's just a fucking loser,

isn't he? But it's part

of the job, I guess. I'll never get rid of

Just got to anticipate it and find ways to

work around it.

It's frustrating, but what can you do?

I can't believe back in the day I didn't

care about this stuff at all and I just

streamed in the guest house and didn't

think anything bad would happen. Can't

believe I would do that kind of stuff.

There's no way I'd stream in the guest

house now. I'd get in trouble.

R/Happers gave up? No, there's still a few

of them who follow me. Like this Gunnar

Larsson guy is from r/Happers.

They will never give up. They're just

obsessed.

Obsessed, sad, weird people.

It's okay, we'll find a way to work around

it. I just won't stream anywhere near the

guest house. I'll start the stream when

I'm far away from it, get myself a

bicycle, ride around Osaka, give you a

tour of Osaka. I need to get some SIM

cards. I I don't know where I can get

them. Some people say you can just pick up

a tourist SIM at the airport, but I've

never seen those before unless they've

recently introduced them. It's the main

thing I'm worrying about— internet.

It's so easy in Thailand, just get 5G

unlimited tourist SIM card. I've got 3 SIM

cards here in Thailand.

What are they gonna do, stab you? No, I'm

not worried that they're gonna come to

Japan and find me. I'm worried they're

gonna report me to the guest house and get

Aren't you afraid of bumping into Chihiro

at sushi? I think it's very unlikely that

Very unlikely. Can I get tourist

SIM card at Osaka Airport?

Sakura Mobile unlimited data now available

from Sakura Mobile airport pickup or free

shipping. Do you mean they ship it to the

airport and I pick it up from the airport?

Kansai Airport tourist SIM.

I don't understand why Japan seems so anal

about giving foreigners a phone and a SIM

card. It's like you need a Japanese

wife or girlfriend or Japanese bank

account or a visa, and you need to speak

fluent Japanese. As if tourists won't

want internet. Of course a tourist is

going to want internet. What do you— what

I remember back in 2010, it was something

to brag about having a SIM card. It was

impressive because everyone would be like,

wow, how'd you get a SIM card?

Let's see. Tokyo Osaka Unlimited

4G SIM card, ¥2,800.

Airport pickup.

So you won't avoid her workplace? I'm not

gonna go to her workplace. I know where

she works. I went to her workplace station

once before, before we started,

before we moved in together. Our second

date, she asked me to come to her

workplace station. We had ramen and

then— that was weird.

My computer System Explorer just opened

itself. Maybe I clicked on it.

I don't think— oh no, I did go back to her

place the second day. We went for ramen,

then I went back to her place, and then I

was hoping we would have sex, but then we

ended up watching TV for like 4 hours,

and then we didn't have sex until we went

to bed. That was our first time having

sex. It was kind of awkward.

It wasn't great to be honest. It wasn't

like, oh my god, I'm all over her. It was

okay, but took me a long time until the

sex with Chihiro got good. It wasn't great

in the beginning, and I

don't know why. I think I just wasn't—

from the beginning, I wasn't that

attracted to her, but I thought she was

She just doesn't have a very Japanese-y

face. I'm very attracted to like a very

Japanese-looking face, like a very— I'm

attracted to a very bland-looking,

average Mary Jane-looking Japanese women

that most people would say, oh, what do

you mean? She's not attractive at all.

But to me, I find that very attractive.

But for some reason, Chihiro didn't have

that kind of face. I call it the wet fish

face because it looks like a fish, like a

kind of fish face. Thick lips,

bulging eyes. For some reason it makes

me think of the words wet fish. Chihiro

has like sharp eagle face.

My favorite face would be thick lips,

puffy cheeks, high cheekbones,

big eye bags. I like big eye bags,

and I like— I don't like

really small Asian eyes. I like normal

Asian eyes but with the eye bag.

And I like round nose, but not too flat.

I don't like it when they've got really

flat nose and like really big cheeks.

That's too— that's too much in one

direction. Needs a bit of balance.

Do I like Mira's eyes?

Yeah, Mira's eyes were okay, I guess.

Didn't really find them to be that

special. But I like Mila's

cheeks and her lips and her nose.

I didn't like her laugh. Mila's laugh was

like, huh, and then she always did this

sharp inhale after she laughed, like,

which I found kind of weird.

So I'm feeling kind of good about staying

at a guesthouse. I think my fears are

just kind of dumb. My main fears of living

in a guesthouse would be people find out

who I am, they start hating on me, they

treat me badly because of my channel. But

I don't think they would. I don't think

they would find out about my channel,

and I think they would find it interesting

if they did find out about it.

But it has been a long time though. It's

been like 3 or 4 years since I did such

bad things. I don't think anyone would

hold me against— hold it against me.

A lot of time has passed. I haven't really

done anything bad. I mean, maybe lying to

my girlfriend now about everything is a

bit bad. I think people would understand.

Girls in the UK found your channel? Yeah,

that is weird.

Did I tell you about this girl I matched

in the UK last year? She recently messaged

me saying, hey, someone's pretending to be

you on Instagram. And I said, that's me.

How did you find my main account? I said,

I only made that account to talk to you.

She said, YouTube randomly recommended me

your videos and I remembered your face. I

recognized the face. That's so weird.

Why does YouTube keep recommending my

channel to girls I chat to?

I asked her which video was recommended to

you. She said she forgot. I bet it

was the Why I Have No Friends video. I

don't understand why YouTube would

recommend her my channel. She doesn't seem

to have any interest in Japan or gaming

or— what is my channel even about? It's

about Japan, cheating, being an incel.

Why would YouTube recommend that to her?

Really weird.

It's pretty easy to find my channel. If I

said to you I do YouTube, then all you

have to do is search Daniel Japan vlogs

and then you'll probably find my channel.

Or Daniel gaming tech Japan vlogs. Just

enter some keywords and Or enter Japan

Daniel marriage. I bet you anything it

would pop up. Go into incognito browser,

no search history.

It probably would come up.

So I'm looking forward to. Trying out some

stuff in Japan like the bike streams.

Gonna save a lot of money if I just live

in a guesthouse. If I can just overcome

this anxiety and fear of people, it would

make life a lot easier.

Did she have your number? No,

she just had my fake Instagram.

Well, if people find out about my YouTube,

then I just have to accept it. I think

it's unlikely, but not impossible. It's

been a long time since my channel was

popular.

The people who are in Japan now are pretty

different, a different crowd of people

compared to 2017.

I'd just be sad if If I feel

like I'm becoming friends with people

there, and then they find my channel, and

then all of a sudden they're not very

friendly anymore, and they treat me

weirdly because of my channel.

How is the Japanese guy who gave you a BJ

doing Diddy B? Is cancer? He's not the one

who has cancer. The one with cancer is

that guy in my video I met from

2017 when I was seeing the single mother

girlfriend. I don't know, he hasn't posted

anything recently. His last post was in

December, and he used to post

quite regularly updates about his, his

life.

No, he hasn't posted anything since

December.

That would be sad if he died. Could make a

video about it. My Japanese friend has

terminal cancer.

Send him donations to

streamlabs.com/danielisbored. Haha, that

would be so bad. Cancer fundraising

stream for my friend, and then I take all

the money. No,

I don't want to get banned. I might get

banned for doing that.

He was a cool guy. He got some girls to

meet up with us. We went for dinner. We

went on a 4-person date.

He wanted to go on another date. He said

he got some new girls. So I had to decide,

do I want to go on this date with him and

these girls, or do I stay with the single

mother girlfriend? Because single mother

girlfriend planned a whole evening for us

for our last day together. And we went to

yakiniku and karaoke. And I felt

like it would be pretty bad if I ditch her

to go on the date. With the Japanese guy.

So I had to turn down the Japanese guy's

offer. I really wanted to go.

I don't know where he kept getting girls

from to go on dates with,

but that's like the Japanese way to do

dating. Your friend knows some people and

then he'll say, let's go on a date

together, and you do like a 4-way date.

Japanese people like doing stuff in

groups. It's called— isn't it called

gokon? Gokon? It's like group

dating. Sometimes they'll have 8 people,

4 guys, 4 girls, and they're all connected

through some friends, and then they'll

just meet up and it's like a mass date,

and they'll see if they click with anyone

or not.

I feel like Japanese people don't really

do pickup. It's not,

it's not rare. I mean,

it does happen, but it's not super common.

He was a fun guy. I liked hanging out with

him. I'm not sure why I really felt like I

clicked with him. Maybe because he's also

depressed and kind of— maybe he's like

me in the future. I think he's

40-something. He was definitely a lot

older than me. I think he's like 41 and

he's divorced. He's got 2 kids.

Somehow I found him relatable. Like, like

an outcast, like an underdog of society.

I felt like I could relate with him.

I didn't feel jealous or insecure around

him. I felt like we're in it together.

I'm not sure what cancer he has. He has

some kind of— don't

know, maybe lung cancer. And then it

kept, kept reappearing here and there,

and he had to get radiotherapy or

something to kill the tumors and make sure

they don't come back again. But if it's

terminal cancer, doesn't it mean he has a

life expectancy? Of maybe 4 or 5 years.

Like, TotalBiscuit had cancer in his

small— large intestine, and then they

got rid of it, but then it came back in

his liver. And when you get cancer in your

liver, I think there's nothing you can do.

You're basically dead. What are they gonna

do, cut out your liver? You need your

liver. So all they can do is try to stop

the tumor from growing. But I don't think

they can cut out part of your liver.

If it's in your kidney, you can cut out a

kidney and survive and have one kidney

left. But if it

appears in your liver, it's like game

over. You've got maybe a few years to live

until chemo stops working, then you're

fucked. Well, at least

I outlived TotalBiscuit. I think

TotalBiscuit was 33 when he died.

I'm gonna be 34. I don't think I've got

cancer. TotalBiscuit was stupid. He was

shitting blood for years before he even

went to the doctors. If I started shitting

blood, I think I would go get checked up.

That's a sign something's wrong. You don't

just shit blood for no reason. He said he

was too scared to go to the clinic and get

checked because he didn't want something

going up his bum. But then after he

found out, he did make a lot of videos

saying, please get checked, I was

stupid. I feel bad for the guy. If he just

got checked the first time he found blood

in his poo, he might still be alive now if

they found it earlier. I feel

fine. I got nothing wrong with my body

apart from that weird skin thing, which

has now moved to my toes. My toes are now

getting red and itchy, so I'm putting the

cream on my feet now. So annoying. You

know, my skin was peeling on my foot.

I'm now getting that weird itchy blister

around my toenails on one of my toes,

so I started putting the corticosteroid

cream on it. Didn't your

dad have cancer? Yeah, my dad got prostate

cancer when he was about— I

don't know how long he had it before they

found it, but he did a routine checkup

when he was about 60 or 50-something.

They found it really early, actually. It

was luck that they found it because I

forgot the story now. It's quite early

they found it, back in 2012. 12 or

something. I'm not sure how I

found out about it, so I don't remember my

dad saying, Daniel, got something to tell

you. My dad was never like that. He never

sat me down, had like a serious talk.

Maybe my mum told me about it. I never

really talked to my dad about personal

things like that. But I

think my dad was just going for a urine

test, and then he

was going for like a test for something

else, and then during a test for something

else, they found out he had cancer,

prostate cancer. And they,

they offered him 2 choices, chemotherapy

or radiotherapy. He chose radiotherapy.

They put a tiny radioactive pellet in his

prostate and that killed

the cancer and it was fine.

But prostate cancer is pretty common.

Doesn't it say like 90% of men get

prostate cancer? When should you check up

for prostate cancer? I think they say when

you're about 50. Something. The general

guidelines recommend starting at age 55.

You may need PSA screening between ages 40

and 54. I think it's very rare

to have prostate cancer when you're young.

Why is prostate cancer so common?

Prostate cell becomes cancerous due to a

change in its gene. The exact cause for

this change is unknown. Risk factors:

advanced age, African Americans are higher

risk. Why? Family history and obesity.

The risk would be you get it, you don't

check it, you don't get it checked, and

then it spreads to your liver.

Spread of cancer to nearby organs such as

urinary bladder and rectum.

I feel fine. I think I'm healthy.

A lot of men dying from colon cancer.

Yeah, and bowel cancer is very high in

places like Japan and South Korea because

they have a lot of sodium in their diet.

All this Kimchi, miso soup,

fermented foods. It's really bad because

it's very high in sodium. It's good

because it's fermented food, which has a

lot of healthy bacteria, but then it's got

too much sodium. South Korea has really

high rates of bowel cancer because of all

the kimchi they eat, all the ramen.

I need to improve my diet. I'm eating too

much processed food.

Too much, too much bacon and ham and pork

and stuff. But then my dad never ate bacon

or processed food, but he didn't get bowel

or stomach cancer. He got prostate cancer.

After that, he started eating a lot of

tomatoes because he read he did have He

did change his diet after he got cancer

because he used to eat a lot of ham, ham

sandwiches. He stopped eating ham and he

started getting chicken sandwich, chicken

breasts, chicken breast ham,

and he had a lot of tomatoes and he'd

always have oranges after dinner.

I'm not sure about my granddad. I think he

had kidney cancer. My grandmother got lung

cancer because she lived with her

new husband who smoked, so she got passive

lung— passive smoking lung cancer.

She might be still alive actually because

her sisters, they only recently died at

around age 100. So if it

wasn't for the passive smoking, she might

have lived longer.

My Malaysian granddad got throat cancer

because he smoked, but my Malaysian

grandmother, she lived quite long,

90-something. Don't know what she died of

exactly. Can you imagine me being

90 and still streaming? That'd be insane.

I probably have like 5 viewers who are

also 90. My viewers

are gonna be dead if I'm still alive and

still streaming at that point.

I don't know if I want to live until 90.

I think I would, just out of curiosity. I

want to see what happens to the world. I

want to see what kind of crazy technology

we have.

I think the number one important thing—

well, the 2 most important things would be

good diet and low stress. I want to keep

my stress levels as low as possible. So it

means no job, no family drama.

Just want to relax, live life at a low,

low energy, low speed, like a tortoise.

Sure, it might be boring and uneventful,

but I'm just going to plod along through

life. Low energy, low stress.

I don't want like highly

stressful, high-energy,

fast-paced career kind of lifestyle.

Kind of like a homeless person.

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. You got

to pace yourself. Keep my

costs down. Go back to guesthouse living.

£300 a month, easy.

Sure, it's not going to be luxurious,

but I just don't make enough. I mean, I

make enough money to afford an apartment

if I lived there, but because I'm going to

be a tourist in Japan, I need a

Japanese girlfriend to get me an

Imagine one day you could just rent an

apartment as a tourist and not have to pay

$2,000 a month for a stupid hotel room.

Why can't someone set up a company where

they'll be like, okay, we will get you an

apartment without ripping you off.

We'll sign up for the apartment in our

name, get the contract done. You just pay

us a 10% fee. And tell us how

long you're going to stay. I don't think

they could make money like that because

the minimum length you could rent an

apartment is usually a year, and you get

some American guy saying, oh, I want an

apartment for 2 months. Well, then just

rent him out the apartment for 2 months,

and then you— when he leaves, you rent out

the apartment to someone else. But what if

they trash the place? Airbnb? Well, I'm

banned on Airbnb, and Airbnb is not cheap

either. Let me look on Airbnb now.

Airbnb.

Anywhere. Oh, sucka! From first

of April to the end of April. Search.

If I find a really good Airbnb, I'm gonna

be pissed. Change the currency