[2019-03-26] I’m looking for a girlfriend [jPQSoWeI8xc]

Hey, so now I'm a single man— well,

technically I'm still married, but I

consider myself to be a single man— I

think it would be nice to get the ball

rolling and start, start looking for a new

relationship. Now, some of you might be

thinking— isn't this a twig? Yes. Some of

you might be thinking, isn't it a bit too

soon to start looking? I mean, you haven't

even gotten divorced yet. And yeah, I

guess it is. It is still quite soon, but I

don't see the point in waiting around.

None of us are getting younger. Might as

well start looking for the next

relationship. There's no point just

sitting around moping about. That's not

really what I like to do. Um, you know,

things didn't work out too well, which is

unfortunate, but it is what it is,

and all we have left to do is just move

on, move forwards, and that's what I'm

trying to do by making this video. So to

make things simple, I am looking for a new

relationship, an exclusive relationship.

I'm not looking for an open relationship.

A lot of people think that I just want to

sleep around and have lots of cereal, and

yeah, that's kind of true, but I would

rather have a serious, proper, meaningful

relationship than just a bunch of

meaningless hookups. I feel as though a

lot of people misunderstand me and they

think I'm just obsessed with cereal, when

that's not really true. Because if that

was true, then I'd just go and pay for it

and not worry about relationships. And to

tell the truth, I have paid for it in the

past, and it wasn't very good. It just

felt very artificial. There was no

passion, there was no connection between

us, and it just ruined the experience when

you know that the only reason the girl is

doing it with you is because you paid her

money. So the kind of person I'm looking

for, for my next relationship.

Number one, language is very important.

She has to be a native English speaker,

or she has to be able to speak English

very, very well. I think the main mistake

in my past relationships was that I had to

speak a second language to be able to

communicate with my girlfriend or my

partner, and it was just a big headache.

It's so— you don't know how stressful it

is. Having to speak in a second language

all the time and not being able

to use your native language when you're in

a relationship. So this time I think that

being able to speak in my native language,

English, to my next girlfriend is a

very important factor. I don't mind if

you're a foreigner and your native

language isn't English. I'm just saying

that I'm done learning languages. I'm not

going to learn your language. I'm sorry.

And I only want to speak in English. I

don't even want to speak Japanese anymore.

I'm done speaking in other

languages apart from English. English is

the best language in the world. It really

is. It sounds the best, has the best

grammar, and it just makes sense. Okay,

so when it comes down to skin color, this

is a bit of a tricky thing to talk about

because I don't want to sound racist, but

in the past I have had a little bit of an

obsession with Asian girls, Japanese girls

to be specific, and I want to, I want to

get rid of that mentality, and I'm open to

any skin color. I don't care if you're

black, if you're Asian, if you're white,

if you're Hispanic. I don't mind as long

as I feel attracted to you and we have a

connection. I don't want to limit myself

to Asian girls only anymore.

So yeah, I think that's, that's a good way

of thinking moving forwards. I want to

leave behind my past where I had this,

this strange obsession with Japanese

ladies. And the next thing is we have to

have at least one thing in common. It

doesn't really matter what it is. It could

be something about our personalities, It

could be food, it could be a

video game, it could be some kind of movie

franchise like Lord of the Rings. Doesn't

matter, but I want at least one thing— I

want at least one thing in common next

time for my next relationship. I'm just so

sick of being in relationships with girls

that I have absolutely nothing in common

with, and it's just really boring to talk

to them and we just don't

have any shared interests, and that's

just— it's kind of depressing being in a

relationship with someone that you, you

don't share anything with. It's just— it

feels a bit lonely. Okay, so the next

thing is obviously I'm a YouTuber and I

make videos about my private life, and if

we're in a relationship, I will probably

talk about our relationship. And you're

gonna have to be okay with that. I'll try

my best not to talk about really private

things or embarrassing things, and I'll

always ask for your permission before I

make the video. I'll ask you, do you mind

if I talk about our relationship? Or, do

you mind if I talk about this? Um,

I'll ask you before I make it.

And it would be nice if we could make

videos together, and it'd be nice if you

let me show your face on camera, but It's

not a deal-breaker if you're not

comfortable with that. I don't mind if you

don't want to show your face. I understand

that not a lot of people are comfortable

with showing their faces to

a lot of people on the internet, and I

don't mind blurring out your face or

pixelating your face or just not showing

it. That's perfectly okay. What I'm

trying to say is that YouTube is a really,

really big part of my life. And talking

about what's happening in my life on

YouTube is, is really important to me.

And if you told me that I'm not allowed to

say anything about us, or I'm not allowed

to say anything about you, and you don't

want to have anything to do with videos

or, or my YouTube stuff, then I

don't know, maybe it's best if we didn't

get together. Because it's

just kind of boring for me. But you never

know, if I, if I really like you and we

get on really well together, then I don't—

maybe I wouldn't mind sacrificing being

able to talk about us or the relationship

on YouTube. Maybe I wouldn't mind keeping

it all private if we're really good

together. Also, another important thing

would be sense of humor. I'm,

I'm not a very politically correct person.

I don't like political correctness. I

don't like censoring.

I don't like SJWs. I have a bit of a dark,

weird sense of humor. I like to say things

that, that some normal people might find

to be offensive or rude or inappropriate.

And I would like to find someone who has a

similar kind of sense of humor, and we

could be cynical and pessimistic and joke

about things that, that regular people

might not joke about. And the reason why I

keep taking down my livestreams is because

I just can't help myself, and I say things

that people at YouTube probably wouldn't

like. For example, I was doing a

livestream a few days ago, and I think I

was talking about knife crime in London,

and I said they should all just— we should

just let them all die, then solve

the problem on its own. And finally, I

have a list of things that I'm not okay

with. Number 1,

smokers. I don't think I could ever be in

a relationship with a smoker. I just— I

can't stand the smell, and it's kind of

gross. Heavy drinkers. If you're a heavy

drinker, I don't think I could be with

you. If it's just now and then, that's

perfectly okay. Religious people— I'm

not okay with religion. I just, I just

don't agree with it. I like to think of

myself as a scientific kind of person who

believes in facts and logic, and I'm

interested in things like particles and

atoms and science.

And if you're gonna start going on about

God and Jesus to me, then I don't think

it's gonna work out. And you also have to

be kind of physically fit because I don't

drive, and I like outdoor activities now

and then. You know, I like kicking my

football around, I like riding my bike, I

like walking a lot when I go traveling,

and it'll be nice if we could do that

together. I'm not hugely into sports.

I don't, I don't expect you to to start

playing rugby with me. I don't play

sports. I just kick a football around my

garden. That's it. But if you're really

fat and you get tired after about 5

minutes of physical activity, or you

expect me to drive you around everywhere,

or you can't walk 5 minutes without

collapsing, then I don't think— I don't

think that's gonna work with us. I don't

think we're gonna work out. And lastly,

I'm a bit of a weird person. I have some

strange personality characteristics,

and there's certain things I really don't

like, and I'm just going to tell you.

I'm a bit of an antisocial person. I don't

like people, and I don't like talking to

strangers. I feel very uncomfortable

talking to strangers. I feel very

uncomfortable with human interaction in

general. And if possible,

I would try my very best to avoid all

human interaction if I could.

And I don't like crowded places. I feel

very irritated and I get very grumpy if

I'm stuck in a crowdy place— crowded

place. And I really dislike restaurants

where it's crowded and they sit you on a

table and right next to you there's a

bunch of strangers and right behind you

there's a bunch of strangers. It's not my

cup of tea. If I had to climb a big flight

of stairs to avoid a crowd of people on an

escalator, I will happily climb the big

flight of stairs. I guess I'm just not

really a people person. I enjoy my alone

time. I enjoy peace and quiet. I don't

like crowds of people.

Yeah, this is what I like.

Apart from those idiots shouting behind

me. So irritating. You see what I mean?

It's just people ruin everything. You

know, a wise man once said, hell is other

people, and it's just, it's just so true.

So true. Why are they shouting?

Are they deaf? So in conclusion, I guess

I'm looking for someone who's a little bit

quirky, a little bit nerdy,

Maybe a bit strange, maybe a bit

antisocial, maybe a bit of a loner,

maybe an introvert. That would be nice.

Non-religious, non-smoker, not an

alcoholic, non-PC,

and yeah,

I think that's about it really. If you're

interested, then best place to contact me

is on Instagram. Rabbits ate my family.

I'll leave a link in the description and

see you next time. Ah,

finally I'm alone. I can't believe it. I

think it's been about four long weeks

since I've been alone. There's just been

so many people. First, my auntie and uncle

were staying here for about four weeks,

and then there are a bunch of other

people, and then my sister's friends, and

then my mum's. Relatives. Oh, it's just

nonstop people coming and going, coming

and going. And I just haven't had any

alone time. And it's just— I felt so

depressed during the entire duration

of that. But finally, uncle and auntie

have left. My mum has taken her Chinese

friends out somewhere, so I'm all alone

and finally get to make a Cooking with

Daniel. Now, what should we make today?

Let's see what we have in the fridge. I'm

just gonna look for random ingredients and

make something from that.

If you're not English, you might not know

what these are. These are hot cross buns,

and they're basically buns, but they're

kind of sweet and they have raisins in

them. They're very nice. Usually have them

for Easter. I think they're religious.

The cross is supposed to symbolize Jesus's

cross. Oh, I don't even know what to

make, I'm so excited. Maybe I'll just make

a— one of my traditional toasted bacon

sandwiches. Buttered, lovely and fatty,

just how I like them. Oh look, there's a

can of Coke. Haven't had Coca-Cola for a

long time. Ah.

So nice to be alone. You have no idea how

great I feel.

So by using this football, I can easily

demonstrate my point. So let's say you

would like a football and I give you a

football. So you have a football now. You

don't really want one anymore because you

already have it. You want something else,

something that you don't have.