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[2019-01-25] English breakfast with my wife [Tx8d2YdWEUM]
2019-01-25 · 12 min
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It's a very nice day today.
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0:07–0:09 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_0What are you doing?
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0:09–0:45 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_1Wake up! Another exciting day in England. Just want to show you the drawings I did for my last video. All done by me, didn't pay anyone to do them. And this is the charging situation. We have Lightning cable here and USB-Cs here. Brought my Switch along with me just in case. Haven't been playing it much. It's pretty cold. Yesterday it was snowing. It was snowing a little bit, but it didn't, didn't stick. Melted straight away. And these are the cups I had made 2 years ago, hiding in my room. That's a drawing I drew. And the Daniel cup. This is the only one in existence. And over here in the snack corner, we have some pot noodles. We have Celebrations chocolates, Bramley apple pies— they're pretty good— some Belgian chocolates. My sister's boyfriend's sister gave it to us. And some Swiss chocolates. I'm not sure which is better, Swiss or Belgian chocolates. We also have a lot of stuff left over from Christmas. That's me.
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0:45–2:36 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_2That's my mum.
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2:37–2:38 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_3Inside of the fridge, we have cheese, bacon, orange juice, eggs, yoghurt. Oh, these are the yoghurts my dad likes to eat. Only my dad eats them, no one else does. And over here is my dad's cup. He must have put it out the day before he had to go to hospital. He always puts out a cup and saucer before he goes to bed for the next day. That's my wife.
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2:39–3:07 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_4Good night, Ned.
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3:09–3:23 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_5I haven't shaved for over a week. This is my beard.
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3:23–3:27 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_6My beard!
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3:34–3:35 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_7It's 5 minutes to 9. Everyone else is still sleeping or in their bedrooms. My wife's going to make me breakfast. I want bacon. Bacon and eggs.
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3:35–4:03 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_8Oh, I don't know how to use this electric pan.
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4:03–4:12 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_9Press here. Very nice oven.
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4:12–4:22 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_10Where did you push it?
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4:22–4:25 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_11Here, hold down. My pork chop and my fake pizza. There's the bacon. Back Bacon from the Netherlands. Huh, I thought it was English bacon.
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4:25–4:49 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_12Tell me, what are you on?
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5:05–5:08 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_13Proper bacon.
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5:14–5:15 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_14This bacon import from other country.
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5:15–5:21 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_15No.
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5:21–5:21 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_16It's not proper British bacon.
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5:21–5:24 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_17It's British bacon from Britain.
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5:24–5:26 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_18This is from Netherlands.
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5:26–5:30 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_193, 2?
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5:36–5:38 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_202.
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5:38–5:51 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_21Try the bacon. Is it good? Better than Japanese bacon.
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5:52–6:06 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_22Yes. Yes.
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6:12–6:13 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_23I told you Japanese bacon sucks.
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6:13–6:16 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_24I don't care about bacon because Japanese is not— for Japanese it's not important bacon.
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6:16–6:23 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_25Give it back to me then. No. You don't want bacon. You said it's not important. English breakfast. Eggs, bacon, and toast. This is traditional English weather. Foggy.
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6:23–7:20 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_26Cloudy.
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7:23–7:23 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_27It's very nice. Don't like it when it's sunny. Hurts my eyes. Do you like it?
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7:24–7:32 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_28No, I like a sunny day.
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7:32–7:36 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_29I don't like sunny days. Makes me look ugly.
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7:36–7:40 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_30When I go out in Japan, just run around naked. Japanese got no shame.
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7:46–7:50 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_31What about?
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7:52–7:54 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_32Oh, they walk everywhere naked.
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7:54–7:56 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_33Naked?
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7:56–7:56 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_34She don't even know what is naked. What is naked?
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7:56–8:02 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_35Naked.
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8:02–8:05 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_36Naked?
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8:05–8:05 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_37No clothing.
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8:05–8:07 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_38In the public bath?
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8:07–8:09 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_39Yeah.
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8:09–8:10 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_40Ah, yeah, yeah. And men and women all can see.
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8:10–8:13 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_41Ah, yeah.
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8:13–8:14 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_42And the old men looking at young women. No, no, no. It's separate woman. No, some is mixed. They don't mind because my mom went to Japan. My mom went to Japan, came home and told us. My mom went to Japan with her friend and holiday. And I said, "You join them?" Mommy said, "Yeah, yeah." I never. My mom went to Japan two three times with her friend. In a group, four, five, six women. My mom quite enjoy that, not my father, because my mom love holiday. She don't go with us, go with her friends or the neighbor women. Play. What? Put in my medicine. Lost the top.
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8:14–9:12 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_43Didn't lose the top.
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9:12–9:13 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_44Put it back where it belongs. Don't eat my thing if you're not looking after it. Put back my top. Stop shouting, you stupid boy.
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9:14–9:27 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_45Don't touch my things anymore.
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9:27–9:29 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_46Use my medicine. Put like this, more power.
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9:31–9:35 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_47I put it there for you.
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9:36–9:37 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_48Don't touch anymore.
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9:37–9:39 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_49I put it there for you.
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9:39–9:41 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_50Since you are so rich. Oh oh oh oh!
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9:41–9:43 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_51Scotch egg.
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9:45–9:46 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_52This is Scotch egg.
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9:46–9:48 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_53Kore tabete mite. Oishii yo.
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9:50–9:52 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_54Kore miyaku.
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9:52–9:55 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_55Yakunaktemui. Eat it cold. Pork pie. Scotch egg.
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9:56–10:23 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_56Ah, I have seen. 10 out of 10. 5. 5?
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10:23–10:55 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_57Why? Better than Japanese food? You're boring.
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10:55–11:08 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_58Oh?
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11:08–11:09 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_59Pork pie, Scotch egg, and Real McCoy's crisps. Mm, can't get any of these things in Japan. Japan food sucks.
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11:10–11:29 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_60British food sucks.
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11:30–11:31 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_61This is better than anything Japan has. Look at that pork. Mm, look, bacon flavor, bacon flavor. Boring.
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11:31–11:54 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_62Nothing to do.
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11:54–11:58 · rev_166bfa899deb2ec41643264ce995f081_63Play the guitar. I had a dream last night I could play the guitar. It was really fun. It's bigger than you.
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