[2024-11-29] got something really cool -) [XMlrqK5sAQ4]

Testing. Oh, it's cold.

Oh, it's cold. Oh, I gotta put the heating

on. Oh, why is my room so cold?

I got something really nice from Amazon,

my lovely employer.

Oh, oh, oh yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

How was work today? It was pretty good.

Just did a short Morrison's block, made

£28, but I also filmed a vlog, so that's

very exciting because I didn't think I was

going to do that. And I'm really proud of

how it turned out. So, I vlogged today's

delivery— driving, packing.

So, I think it's pretty good. It's got

some nice music, driving montage,

different camera angles, and it's got some

funny events that happened during the

video, and my mum's in it too. So, I feel

like it's a pretty good video. I was gonna

post it today, but the video is so big it

took too long, so I'm gonna post it— I'm

gonna upload it tonight. And then probably

set it to public tomorrow afternoon.

So it should be a nice change from just

seeing me sit in my room ramble. So I got

a new camera. I'll unbox it in a minute.

I got a new camera because I've been using

this crappy GoPro 7 for 5

years now. I thought I should upgrade it.

I got really scared because I came home

with the footage, and I put it into my

computer, and it kept asking me to format

the SD card. So I was thinking, oh my God,

all the files are corrupt, I lost all my

footage. I would have been so sad. But

then I just plugged the actual camera into

the computer using cable, and I was able

to transfer the files. The GoPro is so

glitchy, it also just freezes, and you've

got to reset it by pulling the battery

out, and you get worried that

the files might get corrupted. So yeah, I

got a new camera. I'm hoping the new

camera is going to make it more fun and

easier to vlog, and it can do— it's

smaller so it can fit in different places,

and it's got accessories. So I got that

today.

I had this guy come and deliver it. It's

funny watching him do my job. I guess

he picked up the 6 PM shift. I got

a 2 PM shift on Saturday. I couldn't get

one for tomorrow yet.

It cost £350, so not

Nothing really catastrophic happened

today, so The vlog— there

wasn't really like chaos in the vlog.

It was a pretty smooth day apart from a

couple things, but they weren't major

What does mum do when she comes out with

you? If we're doing just packages, she'll

just sit in the car and look for the

packages. If we do Morrisons, she'll help

me carry the bags of shopping. So you get

quite a lot of Morrison grocery bags.

How much did I make today? Just £28,

but it was just a 1-hour Morrison's block.

I couldn't get anything else. I think the

reason is because I worked so much last

week, I maxed out how much I'm allowed to

work. So now I have to wait 24 hours until

it resets and then they start showing me

blocks again. It's kind of annoying. You

can only work for about 22 hours a week.

And I worked— I did some triple shifts in

the last working week. I did a triple

shift on Monday. Yeah, Monday.

And double shifts every other day. So I

probably maxed out the amount of hours I

can work. So you gotta wait for it to

Oh, and I got some other good news.

Amazon just gave me £58 for not doing

anything. Look, so actually I

only made £88. So far from

Wednesday, but they just gave me £58.

So now I've made £144 since Wednesday.

And the reason for that is because, um,

after Sunny left, I booked this block for

Wednesday 1 PM, and then it just

disappeared. And I thought, that's weird,

am I going crazy, or did I imagine that I

booked a block? So I thought I was going

crazy and I didn't actually book it. And I

thought I just remembered it wrongly. But

then I decided to message them and just

say, hey, this block I booked disappeared,

where's my money? And then they said,

we're investigating, and then they gave me

my money. So I didn't even do anything on

Wednesday and they just paid me. And I

didn't do anything on some other day and

they sent me home and they gave me £92 for

doing nothing. So Amazon's pretty damn

good sometimes. They seem to love just

giving you money for nothing. I've had at

least 5 Morrison's blocks where I show up

and they never call me in to pick up any

bags, and I just go home without having to

do anything apart from sit in the car

park. So I got £58 plus £92

for actually doing nothing. That's pretty

cool. Have I done Uber or

Lyft? I've done Uber Eats, but I don't

really like it.

It's annoying.

You keep having to do like one delivery

for £4, another one for £6, another one

for £5. It just feels— doesn't

really feel good compared to Amazon where

you get £66, £80.

Uber Eats is more challenging because

you've got to like hunt for the work and

find a good spot to camp out in. Amazon

just— if you've booked a block, you're

guaranteed the money. All you have to do

is show up and then follow where it tells

you to go. You don't have to keep

searching after every delivery. Also Uber,

I really doubt Uber would give you money

for doing nothing.

And even if they did, it would just be

like £3 because you can't book a block for

£90 on Uber. I don't know about Ubering

people, but then you'd need to get a taxi

license, wouldn't you?

Stick to Amazon and YouTube. Yeah, that's

what I'm doing now, focusing on Amazon.

And then if I can't get any blocks, I will

try and make a video or stream. And now,

now my plan is screw Uber Eats.

Why don't I just vlog myself doing Amazon

and make extra money, like $15, $20 for

the, for the vlogs on top of what I make

on Amazon, plus the streaming.

So that's my new plan. That's why I got

this new camera.

No, I don't order food online. It's really

expensive. You gotta be like a rich famous

streamer like Connor. CDawgVA is like,

oh, I eat Uber Eats 3 times a day because

if I wasted time cooking, I would be

losing money if I just streamed and bought

on Uber Eats because I'm so famous.

Stupid Connor. Imagine being so privileged

and rich that you can eat Uber Eats 3

times a day, every day. Such a waste of

money. Can't he just get a girlfriend and

get her to cook for him?

Uber Eats is so expensive. It's like £15

or £20 to get a meal.

The news is so boring today. They just

kept going on and on about assisted dying.

Can't we just make it legal already? I

don't understand these people who are

against it. What, they want us to suffer

when we're dying?

Load of rubbish. Oh, vulnerable people

will be taken advantage of.

What if their family tries and pushes them

to accept assisted dying to get rid of

them? What if a monkey dances on the

pin of a needle? What a stupid what if.

Maybe don't have a rubbish family then, I

don't know. Obviously you shouldn't

let people do the assisted dying if

they're mentally ill or they're not

actually dying. Yeah, camera's blurry

because my camera app now doesn't

let me use 1080p unless I pay for the pro

version, which I don't want to. So it's

got like this weird resolution, which is

actually— it's actually a square like

that. So I zoomed it

in to get rid of the black bars.

Really don't want to pay. Maybe my new

camera has like PC connection. I can use

it to livestream.

Yeah, I got Temu ads in It keeps shutting

itself down, it won't let me use good

resolution, the app's already gone down

the toilet. It used to be really good,

everything was free. It won't even let me

do adjust brightness and contrast without

buying the pro version.

So what can I do?

I think my new video is really good. I'm

gonna post it tonight when I go to bed

because it's probably gonna take 6 hours

to upload. I exported it in max

resolution, highest bitrate, and it came

out 7 gigabytes, so it's pretty

high-quality video. I found some nice

tunes, got some nice driving montage,

funny banter with my mum. I think it's

probably the best video I made all year.

I'm hoping to do more Amazon delivery

videos.

Do I sell stuff on eBay? No, I'm probably

still banned unless they forgot and

unbanned me.

Oh, is it Thanksgiving today?

That's why the stock market's closed.

Yeah, I wonder if the new camera quality

is going to be any good because it's not

really like a high-quality camera. It's

more of a versatile, bring it anywhere,

use it in different situations kind of

camera. Hopefully it's— I don't

know, the GoPro footage is pretty good

considering it's a 5-year-old, 6-year-old

camera.

Look at this thing. I put black tape on

it, remember? This is the one I used in

that video where I talked about how I

secretly film people, and I said I put

black tape on it to hide the lights to

make it more discreet. The problem with

this GoPro is attaching

it to things is cumbersome. You need that

housing thing and the chest mount to put

it on your chest, and it's quite a chunky

thing. This new one I got is much smaller.

It's got a magnetic attachment.

I don't understand why there's a debate

about assisted dying. I really hope it

passes, because when I'm dying, I hope I

get the choice to just end it without

suffering.

Pretty weird. I don't understand these

people who are against it. It's my life.

If I want to end it, it should be up to

me.

Does it have decent battery life? It says

2 hours, should be fine.

Don't think I'm going to film for 2 hours

That— you know that guy Who's— who sang

the Chocolate Rain, Purple Rain video that

was viral like 20 years ago? What's his

name? Tay Zonday. He's been

commenting on my channel today. It was

funny. I wonder why he watches my channel.

Look, he wrote this: Wow,

your mum has a nice house. And it's

actually him. I clicked on it and it's

him. Very strange.

I saw him on my channel a couple years ago

Usually people just hate me if they've

heard of me, but he seems like he doesn't

hate me. Do I

miss Thailand? No,

not really.

Although sometimes, I don't know, certain

memories get triggered out of nowhere

and it— I feel this pain. I don't know how

to describe it. Just like random memories

of some random day I had in Thailand

suddenly comes back in my mind and I'm

like, oh,

Is that normal?

Start gambling to get rid of my debt.

No, I'd probably make more debt doing

that.

I don't know if I can get any work

tomorrow. There's nothing. So tomorrow I

think I want to mess— I want to mess

around with my new camera and I want to

make a review about it because my last

camera review did really well, got 400,000

views. You know that 360 camera I got in

Thailand? It's got like 400,000 views now.

I can't believe it. Wait, I think

I'm wrong. Not 400,000. I think it's more

like 140,000. Let me check.

No, I got 158,000 views.

It made $650. Damn,

it's pretty good.

There's so many people doing these Amazon,

Uber, Deliveroo videos. I'm sure it's fine

for me to do it too.

Might open it soon then.

Just want to finish my tea.

Does my mum do Uber Eats? No, she comes

with me when I do Amazon. We did a few

Uber Eats together as well, but she

doesn't like it. I don't really like it

either. It's a bit boring. You just go up

and down, go to McDonald's, deliver, back

to McDonald's, deliver, back to

McDonald's. At least with Amazon, it takes

you to some nice places or places you've

never been to before, and then it makes

you deliver in the area, and then you just

go home. My mum's job— she doesn't work,

she retired. She used

to work at Leeds Castle.

Okay, I guess I'll unbox it.

I guess I can always refund it if it's

not very good.

I have, what, 30 days to refund— refund

it, so I can make quite a lot of videos

out of it before refunding it.

Okay, this is the camera I got. I got the

black version. Do you

think it's any good? I saw it in Thailand

and I thought it was cool.

They have a white version, but I think the

black one would be better to blend in with

my clothing. London Eats uses this one.

Really? He gets loads of views. I want to

just copy those guys. Yeah, look at this.

It's pretty cool, isn't it?

4K. I want to open it carefully in case I

want to refund it. I'm not going to rip it

It's time to upgrade from this. I bought

this in 2019.

Don't need that bit.

Oh, oh, it smells like glue.

I got a DJI camera as well.

Look, I got this one. I got the Osmo

Action 1, but I never

used it. I didn't like it because it made

my skin look really bad. The GoPro kind of

smooths my skin.

I liked it because it's got like a nice

big screen and the software is much better

than GoPro. It doesn't crash or glitch,

and it's got this reverse screen there on

that side, but the field of view was quite

a bit tighter than the GoPro and it made

my skin look really bad, so I never really

used this even though it was quite a nice

Really regret not bringing the Sony camera

with me when I ran away from Chihiro and

went to Korea. I don't know why I didn't

bring it with me. It was expensive as

well, like £400.

Ooh,

I guess these are just cables. Or— oh, it

might be the accessories. Why am I not

streaming on Kick? Cuz I get like 20

viewers and I don't get any ads and no one

donates.

So that is the cable.

Uh, it's just instructions. I don't want

I'm hoping I can just stick it on my chest

and then just film myself doing my work

without having to fuss around with it too

much. It's quite chunky when

it's in the device. It's actually pretty

big. I wasn't expecting that, but it's

fine, it's fine, because you can do this,

you can pop it out.

So you can detach it from the main body of

the camera and then it just becomes like

that. I guess I'll

take the plastic off.

Well, look at that! And it's supposed to

be magnetic, so it should stick to stuff,

I think. Oh, oh,

oh, it sticks! That's pretty cool. So I

could stick it on my car, but do you think

it would fall off? Look,

it just sticks. It doesn't stick to every—

this doesn't stick. I don't know why. It

sticks to my mic stand.

Look, look, look how small it is.

I'll put it on my glasses. Like that.

Yeah, it comes with a necklace thing.

Wait, so you put it in here. So it doesn't

have a screen like this, but if you put it

into this bit, it now has— it

has a flip screen too. Look.

So you can vlog like that and

see yourself. I hope the software

is fast and snappy. It's bigger than the

GoPro, slightly bigger.

It's quite thick as well.

Yeah, it should be interesting to review.

Okay, what else did it come with?

Ah, hmm,

I don't know what this is.

Oh, it's sticky. Why is it sticky?

I don't understand what this is.

It's like a sticky mount.

Hmm, I shouldn't have peeled off the

thing. I don't know what to stick it to.

I could stick it inside the car,

like in front of the steering wheel or on

the top dash bit. That'd be pretty cool.

So I think Oh yeah, it's got this little

mount thing. Look,

it's got this and then you screw it on

this like

that, and then the camera— oh, magnets

everywhere. Is it this way? Oh yeah,

look, it just clips on like that. It's

pretty strong. Or you press these to

release it. And then it just grabs it like

that. Yeah, I could put that on my

dashboard in front of the steering wheel

and also use it as a dash cam because my

dash cam, the footage is not very good.

It says it's reusable. Yeah, it says to

reuse sticky base, rinse with water and

air dry. That's weird. How does water not

just wash it away?

Yeah, so I'm gonna find somewhere to stick

that in my car, and then I can attach it

and then detach it for POV driving.

Because I've got POV driving with my

GoPro, but it's hard to find a good place

to mount the GoPro because the mount I

have, I kind of have to put it on the left

side, and then it makes it look kind of

Oh, but I really want to see the necklace.

Right, here it is. I don't know what this

is. What's that?

Is this another sticky thing? God, they

got so many things. What is that? It's not

sticky. Oh, it's a clip.

Oh, this is for like putting it on a hat,

I think.

It's pretty stiff.

So what do you do? You pull— how do you

pull the camera out? Oh, you press this

button and then you just pull it.

There's so many magnets on it. So this

goes in here. Oh, so that goes in there,

and then I can clip it to stuff.

What could I clip that to? You know, this

would actually be a pretty good dash cam

like that because it's small.

You could probably clip this somewhere.

I don't really know where I would clip

Do you think Amazon ever gets upset with

all these people vlogging their

deliveries? Because they're basically

doxxing all their customers, aren't they?

I know a lot of them blur out the

customers, but you can still see them pull

up to the house. It wouldn't be hard to

find out where these customers live.

I thought that would be like against

customer privacy rules.

Oh yeah, it's supposed to go on a cap.

Oh, can I clip it on my glasses?

What channel would I be uploading these

POV videos?

I don't know, maybe I'll do like driving

ASMR and put it on my second channel.

I don't know where to clip this. You could

clip it onto your— onto this bit. That'd

be so funny.

The magnet is really strong. Okay, what

about the necklace?

They really have thought of everything.

It's a Chinese company, isn't it?

And then this bit goes— oh damn, strong.

So how do I make it tighter?

It's a bit low down, isn't it? Oh,

there's a thing at the top.

Oh, you pull this.

Why is it getting bigger?

Oh, that's too tight.

So you put this there, put this under your

shirt, put it

under your shirt like that, and then you

tighten it.

To bring it up. Oh, this is gonna be good.

Watch this, watch, watch. Oh,

look at that

secret spy camera! You wouldn't even know

I'm vlogging you. That's pretty cool.

This is way better than the GoPro. You

know that GoPro chest strap mount I had to

put on every time? That was so annoying.

Oh, does it work with MagSafe?

Ah, it doesn't work. I can feel it pulling

a bit, but it's not strong enough.

Imagine you put your phone there, but why

would you do that? Look at this.

Oh, do you think I can livestream off

this? Probably can.

Yeah, the magnet feels pretty strong.

Look, got to tug it quite a lot to get it

I don't think that's coming off. Look at

You can also raise it higher and it stays

in place without the string actually being

pulled on. That is nice.

Huh. Okay, so this I'm gonna stick on the

car somewhere.

And then this goes in there. Okay,

let's turn it on, let's see if it's quick.

I use the, the power button on the GoPro

so much the rubber came off.

The on and off switch on the GoPro is

annoying because to turn it off you've got

to hold it down for 3 seconds. But if you

hold it for like 2.8 seconds, it doesn't

turn off and it just switches modes,

which is really annoying. Why is it not

turning on? Oh, it's that button.

Oh, it goes blue.

English.

Seems pretty smooth.

I probably won't shoot in 4K. I think

1080p is enough.

You can set the maximum duration— what,

30 minutes, 1 hour, 2 hours?

30 minutes is fine.

Ratio. It's really smooth compared

to the GoPro.

So, um,

It looks pretty good.

Oh, it's got filters built into it. Good

old Chinese software. The Chinese love

their filters, don't they? Natural, soft

tones, vivid, flat.

What about beauty filter?

No, I don't want these.

Oh, portrait, suitable for people.

Look.

I'm not expecting it to look good at night

when it's dark.

It won't let me use it until I download

the app. Download the app

in App Store to activate your camera.

I hope it doesn't make my stream lag if I

start downloading apps.

Oh no, I've already got an Insta account.

What if it's got all my Thailand videos on

it and it makes me sad?

My Vietnam footage.

Insta360.

I bought it on finance, so it's only going

to cost £50 a month. Zero interest,

0%.

I don't really know what to do about

Sunny. She hasn't replied

to me since Monday. I don't understand.

Because we didn't resolve the issue.

The issue hasn't been resolved.

Obviously, at some point I'm going to have

to message her,

but do I just ignore the previous

conversation or do I try and continue it?

I don't understand it.

It's been

3 days.

Do you think if London Eats didn't blow

his customers, would he get in trouble

with Uber? I don't think YouTube would

care.

His problem is that he gets so many views.

So it's more likely that someone would

have a problem with him filming them, or

even if he films the property, they might

not be happy with it because they'd

probably find out that he was filming

the property and they'll be like, why are

you filming my property?

It is weird. People don't mind having

their faces seen outside in public, but

then when it's on the internet They'll get

all weird about it.

Thousands of people see your face every

day, but then thousands of people see your

face on the internet, then they freak out.

God, I'm so full. I ate too much. I had

sausages and rice.

Did it download?

It's still

downloading. Do I eat fruit and veg?

Yeah, I put salad and cucumber, tomatoes

in my sandwich. And usually for dinner I

have some vegetables, just today my mum

didn't cook any. She just cooked sausages

in the air fryer and some rice.

I should eat more fruit. I bought some

kiwis, but they're not ripe yet and they

taste gross. They're not even sweet. Oh,

I had some grapes. Oh,

thanks, Uncad.

Very generous.

I had a McDonald's. I had a Big Tasty.

This app's taking ages to download. Why

would you need to download an app to be

able to use a camera? So stupid. Look at

my new camera. I'm gonna get a million

views.

It's got that new camera smell.

Should I put jitter blur reduction on or

off? Reduce motion blur

when walking or running.

On.

Mega. What's that? Oh, it's got ultra

D-Warp, Narrow,

Action View. There's so many options, I

don't know what to choose.

Suitable for wide shooting in urban

scenes.

Mega View or Ultra Wide.

Mega. Should I

put frame rate 25 or 30 or 50?

Or 24.

It says suggested anti-flicker rate 25 or

50. Put 25.

So can I take it off here?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, look! I can take the camera off it and

point at myself. I see myself in the

screen, but it's all fuzzy.

That's weird.

Do you think I can attach this to my car

with the magnet and it won't fall off?

And when you detach it from the housing,

it's all pixelated.

Look,

I guess it's using some kind of wireless

connection to send the footage.

The battery's nearly dead.

Oh, it's got 2 batteries. It's got the,

the main camera battery and the mini

camera battery, and the mini camera

battery charges in the main back— main

camera battery. It charges from the

camera.

Hmm, it's kind of stiff to pull this

screen out.

Does my car smell of food? No, I've got

these strawberry refresheners things. My

car smells like strawberries.

Hello guys, I'm Daniel.

I can't do the whole vlogging thing

anymore where you talk to the camera as

if you're talking to a person.

It feels weird.

Attach it to Pushkin. I'd be scared he'll

lose the camera because he's lost so many

of those GPS trackers. No, I wouldn't put

a camera on Pushkin, although I would like

to because those videos of cats with

cameras on get millions of views.

My sister keeps getting these GPS trackers

for his collar. And he keeps losing them,

like they get stuck on twigs and then he

pulls it off. So we gave up because we

lost like 5 now and they're £30 each.

It's a really well-made device. Look at

Why would you need to know where he was?

Uh, just gives you peace of mind when

you can see where he is whenever you want

to. Oh my God, I'm scared if I go on the

Insta360 app.

What's this stupid music?

Okay, connect it to the app.

He mostly stayed in our garden. Sometimes

he would go into the neighbor's garden,

but he wouldn't go too far away.

Activate. Okay, can I actually take a

video now? Oh, it still

won't let me take a video. It keeps giving

me tips. Okay, now it's

recording. I hope the mic sounds good.

It just says loading. Does it even have an

SD card inside of it?

Where does the SD card go?

It just says loading when I press the

record button.

Hmm.

Bit rubbish, isn't it?

Turn it off.

I think it's crashed. It just says

loading.

I don't get it. So does it have built-in

storage? Because there's no SD card slot.

Oh, it's recording now. Why is it all

laggy?

The feedback on the screen is not smooth.

It's like 2 seconds delayed.

That's really weird.

Oh, it's recording now. Why is it all

laggy?

Feedback on the screen is not smooth.

It's like 2-second delayed.

I don't know, it's all pixelated.

Look,

it's not a GoPro, it's an

Insta360. I mean, it's an Insta360 GO 3S.

Weird. I don't understand why.

I think it does have built-in storage and

it doesn't use an SD card. It's kind of

strange because they have different

models, like the 64GB model And the 128GB

model. Maybe it

looks better when you transfer the file.

Wow, I look pretty good on it.

It's not a GoPro, it's an Insta360.

I mean, it's Insta360 GO 3S.

So if I want to just take this bit out,

put it on my chest, then how

do I record? Do you tap it or something?

It doesn't do anything, so I guess you

need this bit to start recording.

Do you remember when I got all excited

before going to Thailand? Setting up my

IRL setup. That's funny,

I feel like that again. So I guess I just

hold this like that and

then I just click the button. Now it's

recording, but it's got this stupid

flashing red light that's gonna make

it obvious I'm filming.

And the screen is frozen. Look, it's not

moving. I'm not very impressed with

this so far.

Why is the screen frozen?

Yeah, I got this so I can vlog my

deliveries more easily.

We're gonna shift the channel into a gig

working channel, get a new audience since

my one left me.

The screen is just frozen on it.

It's just frozen.

It's kind of stupid.

No, it's just frozen.

Weird.

So now I'm recording.

It'll be best if it's higher up like that.

I'll be like, hey guys, welcome to

my video.

Can they sue you for recording them?

Well, I'm not going to record them. No one

does. All the, all the Uber Eats YouTubers

always blur out the customer.

In the video I made today, I always

pointed the camera down. I didn't

film the customer.

Daniel, you forgot to close the gate.

No, it's closed.

You forgot to close it.

I don't understand this bit.

There's like 2 sticky circles.

When am I going to upload the video?

Tonight when I go to bed, and then I'll

post it, set it to public in the

afternoon. It'll take ages to upload.

Okay, let's see this footage.

What was that?

So now I'm recording.

In the video I made today, I always

pointed the camera down. I didn't film

the customer. Well, the menus and the

screen is very responsive compared to the

GoPro, so that's good.

Hmm, interesting.

What else can I do with it? I guess

I can stick it on things.

Where could I stick it to? The radiator.

That magnet's pretty strong. You can just

stick it to anything, really.

I really want to stick it to the outside

of my car, but I feel like it would fall

off if the car shakes a lot. Go over a

pothole and then I just lose the camera,

and then I slam the brakes and I start

looking for it. I passed 2

police cars today. Every time I see a

police car now, my heart starts shaking.

Look, my mum's actually going outside to

check if the gate's closed, even though I

just told her I closed the gate.

Look, now she's looking at the gate,

realizing it's closed, and now she's

Look, she's checking to see if it's

closed. Why doesn't she just listen to me?

Hmm, interesting. Yeah, I don't know what

to do with it. My plan is,

so for example, I get out the car and I,

I want to do my delivery. I can just stick

the camera to the outside of the car

instead of needing a tripod. Anything

metal is basically a tripod now, so I

can just stick it to the side of my car to

film like a B-roll of me carrying

boxes. And what else can

She locked herself outside now. She's— oh

my God, now I've got to go and open the

door. She's ringing the doorbell.

Oh my God.

I told you it's closed.

She said she didn't hear me. What do

those hearing aids even do? Worst hearing

aids ever. That's why I can't be bothered

talking anymore, because you can't even

hear what I'm saying.

Should have got DJI Pocket.

Is that the one with the swivelly head? I

had one of those before. I didn't like it.

It looked weird the way the gimbal thing

The camera— the footage looks all swaying.

Sunny didn't appreciate the Japanese open

relationship video. I don't think that

bothers her because we watched that

together when she was here and she was

laughing nonstop.

And then I thought, why don't I just post

it as a new video? Besides, I was just

saying that stuff like 5 years ago. It

doesn't really reflect what I think now.

He did an impulse buy just so he can get

content from his job. Well, yeah,

I want to vlog again and I want

to enjoy vlogging, and getting a new

tool should make it more fun and

interesting.

Plus I can do a review of it and say it's

rubbish, do not buy.

Might get the camera for free if it gets

Overheats in 30 minutes.

Um, I don't think I'm gonna record 30

minutes of footage all at once.

And I'm not expecting the video quality to

be amazing. If it's as good as a phone,

that's fine. The whole point of the camera

is that you can use it in versatile ways.

The thing I like most about it is you can

do this— stick it on your chest and

then no one knows it's there. Look at

that. Can't do that with a phone.

Usually what I do is I just film a minute

or 2 minutes, and then I go to

the next scene, and then I film a minute

or 2 there. I've never really filmed 30

minutes or an hour all at once.

If I've got metal on my glasses, I could

put it on my glasses and

put it here. I'll put it like that.

I need to get hats and then I can put it

on the hat. Do I get a headband like

a Naruto headband and I'll put it on my

forehead?

The problem with chest height is chest

height is not good for driving because all

you can see is the steering wheel. You

need a head strap.

Look at that. See, look, no one can even

tell I'm filming. And I just turn this on.

How do I turn these stupid sounds off?

Now I am filming.

No one even knows. So does this thing have

to be— does it have to be close to the

camera? Or can I leave it in the car? I

guess I'll just have it in my pocket.

Yeah, I gotta do something. Oh my God,

dropped it.

Fuck. Oh my God.

Broken. Smashed on the table.

Should be fine. Don't tell Amazon

when I return it.

I'm scared I'm gonna break it and I can't

return it.

No, I'm not gonna return it. It's my new

career path. I am a delivery driver

YouTuber. It's my new career.

Okay, so what was I saying?

Yeah, what do I do about this light?

Because that's gonna give it away.

I need a tiny bit of black tape.

So when I'm recording, it will look like

this. It goes red and it blinks.

That's so stupid.

I'm paying £50 a month for this for 6

months. Uh, I can't have

this. What was that? Why did it stop

recording? Does it record

when you touch it?

What?

It's being weird. It says

it's— don't

know what it's doing. I thought there's

like a tap gesture you can do to start

Hmm, okay, well, I don't know what to do

with that anymore. I don't even

have any work tomorrow.

I could just go out and do an Uber Eats

shift and make a video about it.

Put your palm in front of the camera, it

will start. Really? Why is this

blue light always on? Even when it's off.

Oh, it was still on. Now it's off.

Weird.

What hand gesture do I do? Like this?

It doesn't do anything.

Put your palm in front of the camera.

Doesn't do anything.

Nothing.

Kids mode.

Can I turn the lights off? I can turn the

sounds off.

Mute.

Indicator light brightness off.

Okay. Let's see if it's off now.

Oh, it's off! Yes, I don't need to put

See, look, no lights and it's recording.

Genius. And then what if I want to vlog?

I just hold it. Where's the microphone?

Hey guys, welcome back to a new video.

Like and subscribe.

I wonder if that looks any good.

Uh, yes, I don't need to put tape on it.

Now they copied the iPhone volume. Say,

look, it's exactly the same as iPhone.

See, look, no lights and it's recording.

The mic sounds pretty good. Genius.

And then what if I want to vlog? I just

hold it. Where's the microphone?

Hey guys, welcome back to a new video.

Like and subscribe. It looks pretty good.

I don't know what it actually looks like

because in this playback thing it looks

all pixelated. I don't know why it's all

pixelated, but it should look good if I

transfer it.

Get the MacBook M4 Pro. No,

I'm bored of MacBooks now. They look nice,

but they don't really do anything special.

It may be because the battery's low, I'm

not sure. So how do I connect

it to my phone?

And hopefully this motivates me to do more

vlogging. Is Sunny still mad at

you? Well, she hasn't replied to me since

Monday, so doesn't look good, does it?

Maybe she's just not in the mood to talk.

Where are my videos? How do I connect it?

Oh, the app's pretty

nice. Look.

Oh look, there's my videos.

It's got too many tutorials. I'm not

stupid, I know how to use a phone.

Yeah, it looks pretty good.

Hold it. Where's the microphone?

Hey guys, welcome back to a new video.

Like and subscribe. The mic

sounds really good. It goes

red. It just looks kind of

bad because it's so dark. I need to test

it out during the day.

Don't make stupid assumptions.

You said you are in a relationship with

her. I didn't.

I think she thinks that I don't

want to be in a relationship with her,

but I never said that,

and I don't think that.

So I don't see what the problem is,

to be honest.

I don't understand what this is for. So

you peel this off and it's got a sticky

bottom, and then you got this bit

dangling.

Where does this go?

This one's also got a sticky bottom.

Oh wait, this bit's not sticky.

Then what's the point of it? Oh, it says

here what to do. After sticking to the

surface, press and hold for a few seconds.

I don't get it.

I'm always up for a serious relationship.

I never had a casual relationship. I'm not

really into them. When have I

ever had a casual relationship?

Uh, where are my dividends?

I should get £35 dividends from Barrick

I don't know what this flappy thing does.

It's kind of annoying. I want to cut it

This is really sticky.

So I want to put this in front of the

steering wheel, I think,

so I've got some nice footage. Because

the, the dashcam I bought is kind of

rubbish. It's only good because it turns

itself on when I turn the engine on, and

you don't have to worry about battery

because it's plugged in. But I wouldn't

use the footage because it's so ugly.

It's good enough if you have like a road

accident and you need evidence, I guess.

Interesting. Okay, what about this? What

do I do with this?

It's like a really strong clip for hats.

It's got like a rotating clicky thing.

That would be pretty good for a dash cam

if I could clip this to something. I feel

like I wasted my money with my dash cam,

although it is nice to have 100% coverage

every time I drive from backside and front

I like that clicking sound. Do you

think I'm gonna return this? I don't know,

I quite like it so far.

And if I was gonna vlog, I would much

rather vlog like this.

What if I vlog like that? Won't it be

portrait mode? Because that's pretty

comfortable. Holding it like this is not

super comfortable.

It's, um, 6 months of financing.

I could hold it this way.

Gotta get myself into more debt. Now I've

got this monitor. I got so many monthly

payments. I got my investing app, £12.

Amazon Prime, £9. Phone bill,

£22. Monitor, £29. This £50.

I'm paying like £150

monthly expenses. And then you've got the

car monthly expenses, which are £450.

I'm going to have like £600 monthly

expenses at this rate.

Why is she playing this stupid— can

you hear that?

She's got her volume on full blast

watching some Turkish show and it's just

non-stop dramatic music. It's so

annoying.

Oh yeah, I found out something recently.

Apparently— God, that music. I'm gonna

message her to turn it down.

Turn it down, too loud.

I can't talk when there's this distracting

music.

Yeah, I'm still paying for the LiveU, you

know, that box for live streaming. I've

still got 2 years left of paying that off.

20 £5 a month.

Anyway, I was saying, I found out

recently, um, I can claim

50— no, I can claim 45 pence

per mile I drive, up to 10,000

miles in the tax year. I can claim that

as a deductible. So I asked

Copilot, if I make £18,000

and I've got £4,000 business expenses,

insurance and stuff, and I claim 10,000

miles, so can I claim £8,000

as expenses, which means my taxable income

is now below £12,000, so I don't have to

pay any tax? And he said Yes, I can do

that. And I said, are you sure? Because

that sounds too good to be true. I can

make £18,000 and not pay any tax. And he

said, you're right. So do I trust him or

am I going to get in trouble again?

Because I'm easily going to do 10,000

miles. I've already done about 6,000

miles, so I could claim £4,500,

couldn't I? Yeah, look,

£4,500 I can claim for

10,000 miles, so that would reduce

my taxable income by £4,500.

Why does that sound too good to be true?

I wouldn't have to pay any tax.

I'm talking about the Copilot AI.

Ask your accountant. I'm pretty sure the

AI knows more than the accountant does.

Oh, ask ChatGPT and Gemini.

'Cause then I can just keep working, make

loads of money, and not pay any tax.

'Cause I got my car payments, that's tax

deductible because my car is purely for

work only. And I can claim insurance

'cause that's for work only. What else can

I claim? I can claim this as tax

deductible 'cause this is for my job as a

I already claimed that I don't have to pay

any tax for 2023 because I was living in

Thailand, and I sent off my tax statement

not to pay any tax, and they haven't

messaged me, so I don't know if they care

anymore. If this— are they still going to

check up on me?

Because I don't think I should have to pay

tax for last year because I was in

Thailand for 2 years. I was not in the UK

for even 1 day,

and I only made £13,000 anyway.

So even if I did have to pay tax, it would

be 20% of £500. So What?

£100?

Yeah, I can't believe the Thailand arc is

over. I feel like it was gonna go on

forever.

You know, it's weird because at the time I

felt bored. I felt like, what am I doing

in Thailand? I should be in Japan. I felt

like it was a waste of time, but now it's

over, I feel like it's probably gonna go

down as one of the most iconic parts

of my life. It's going to go down in

history better than the Manchester

Arc, that's for sure.

I would even say it was like the 3rd most

iconic part of my life.

Yeah, we broke up because I

don't want to go back to Thailand,

and I like Sunny more, unfortunately.

I mean, not unfortunately for me,

unfortunately for those who loved the

Thailand series. I don't even know if I

would have gone back to Thailand anyway,

Sunny or no Sunny. I really don't

see myself wanting to go back to Thailand.

It just felt kind of pointless,

just sitting there wasting all this money.

It was so weird though because I got an

email from the Lancaster Bangkok Hotel,

like a promotion email, and in the email

they had a picture of the Premier Suite,

the Deluxe Suite that I stayed in.

And it kind of brought back memories

seeing the room again exactly how it was

when I was there. So I booked like a

junior suite, but because they made me