I'm bored

Too high.

I'm bored.

I'm bored.

Bored.

Why is everything so boring?

Um, I don't know what to say.

Just kind of bored.

It turns out making more money doesn't

make me happier.

Oh, thank you. What do you think of the

Will Smith situation?

Uh, I like the memes, I guess. The memes

are pretty funny.

It seems a bit silly, doesn't it?

Slapping someone just over a joke, it's a

bit weird. So kind

of bored of Elden Ring. Today's the first

day that I didn't play Elden Ring at all.

When did I start playing it? I think I

played it— when did it come out? Wasn't it

back in March? I've been playing

it every single day since it came out.

Finally, I think I'm done with Elden Ring.

Now I don't know what to do. It was nice

to have a distraction for a bit. It's nice

feeling addicted to a game. Then the days

just go by so quickly.

It's just like day after day went so

quick.

But now I finished the game twice and and

I've basically done everything.

The magic is gone now. I can't be bothered

to play it.

And then it's like you wake up back in

reality that's just the same as how you

left it.

Back to fading at Tinder? I wish. Don't

even get me started. I got banned

off Tinder and I can't get back onto it.

I've been so stressed out about it.

It's so bad.

I've been banned off nearly every dating

app because the stupid company that owns

Tinder owns literally every single app.

I didn't know that. I didn't know

the same company owns them all, and you

get banned off one of them, they use the

same information, they all share— it's

like the same database. And they ban you

off all the other ones too.

So I'm really screwed because

my channel is dead, not in terms

of views, but in terms of people liking me

or being interested in me as a person.

So it's not like I'm getting any girls

interested in me from my channel anymore,

and now I can't even use dating apps.

So I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I might actually have to go outside.

And all of the other dating apps are

rubbish. They're all like scammy. I signed

up to one app and I started getting like

10 messages from women who are obviously

bots. No woman messages you going,

hey honey, When do you want to meet up?

Stupid bot fake account.

I'm trying every single app there is out

there. They all suck, and the ones that

don't suck are owned by Tinder and they

ban me.

So I've tried loads of things.

Nothing really works. I tried my MacBook,

I tried my iPad, I tried my

laptop, which I've never used Tinder on

before. I've tried using like

a virtual number, which works, but then

the accounts just get banned again after a

day. So I can last for about a day and a

half before getting banned again. It

always seems to be the same amount of

time, 24 hours and then about 10 hours

plus. So it's like a day and a half.

So I don't know how they're finding out

it's me. VPNs don't work because when

you try to make a Tinder using a VPN,

they instantly shadow ban you. And you

know you're shadowbanned because you don't

get any matches. If you sign up to a new

Tinder account as a new member, you get

loads of matches because they give you

like a new member boost. You'll get like 5

to 10 matches straight away if you're a

new member. But if you're shadowbanned,

you don't get any matches, plus they keep

showing you the same profile that you've

already swiped left or right on. So VPN,

you can't use a VPN. They know you're

using a VPN.

I reset the router so I got a new IP

My last resort is going to be to

pay someone to make me an account who

lives like in a different area and can do

it all remotely, but it's not going to be

Photo, they can understand even if it's a

different photo. Really? I've been taking

different photos every time, but if they

can do like facial recognition on even new

photos Then what am I gonna do,

like shave my head so I look like a

different person? Put the

beard filter?

Why did I get banned? Because I thought I

was shadow banned on Tinder, so I thought,

well, if I'm shadow banned, might as well

just mess around, troll people, send some

rude messages. Apparently they saw— they

can see my messages even if I'm

shadowbanned.

So that was my fault. I didn't know Tinder

owned half the bloody dating apps out

there. And then I didn't think it would

really matter if I was shadowbanned and I

started trolling people because I thought

they wouldn't be able to see the messages.

So I really effed myself badly.

I don't know how I'm gonna meet people

now. I can't rely on my channel anymore

because I don't have my internet fame

anymore.

What rude messages did I send? Just stuff

like, fuck you, bitch, hope you

fuck off, you know, stuff like that.

Yeah, I got banned on Tinder before, back

in 2018. That's why I made that video,

remember, called I Got Banned Off Tinder.

And I made a new one, but it was easier to

make a new one back then because I was in

Japan. So it was a new location,

new Wi-Fi, new— I had a new phone because

I got the iPhone, new Japanese SIM card.

So the only thing I can think of that's

screwing me now is the fact that I'm in

the same location.

Do I have to go to another bloody country

just to get on Tinder? I was hoping I'd

just stay at home and get some dates, go

down to London, up to London.

So now the best I can do is make a new

account using one of these phone number

websites. I found a website where you just

pay $2, you get a phone number, you get

one message. You can get one message,

but I have to spend $2 every time I use

it, and it still gets banned after about a

day. So I will get my matches and

chat to them and try and exchange contact

details and in a day. Do you know how hard

that is? It's so tricky.

The hell? Why did stupid Siri— I

said it's so tricky. Why did that activate

Why do I want to get back on Tinder?

Because I can't meet anyone. No girls

message me anymore from my channel.

It's not like back in 2019 when I had 10

girls messaging me all at once. So Tinder

was like my only way that I could meet

Yeah, kind of stressing out

about it a lot. Otherwise, how am

I gonna meet people?

I managed to get— I managed to exchange

contact details with 2 people before I got

banned again. This one Japanese woman,

but she doesn't really seem that

interested in talking. And I met this

other half-black girl and

we exchanged details on Instagram, but

then she unfollowed me. My Tinder— my

newer Tinder account got banned the day

after she followed me on Instagram. We

were chatting on Instagram and after I got

banned, she unfollowed me. So I sent her a

message calling her an effing bitch. And I

checked the Instagram again today. She

followed me back. So I don't understand.

She unfollowed me. Now she's following me

again. But I don't know if she saw my

message where I called her an effing

bitch. It didn't say message read.

So I quickly unsent the effing bitch

message. But I don't know if she saw it.

I don't know why she refollowed me after

unfollowing. Maybe she unfollowed by

accident. But now she doesn't talk to me

Why did you get banned on Tinder, Daniel?

I just said, because I thought I got

shadow banned and then I was sending rude

messages to people.

Why you gotta be hostile? Because if they

unfollow me or they're not talking to me,

then why should I care if I call them an

effing bitch or not?

She was the only match I got in that 1-day

time span before my new Tinder got banned

Well, obviously I didn't call her an

effing bitch before she stopped talking to

me, so obviously that's not the reason why

she stopped talking to me. Is it?

I just hate getting rejected. It feels so

bad. Doesn't it just hurt when you get

reject— rejected and you want to punch

back or something? It's just like a

massive slap in the face.

Where's your Star Wars review? What Star

Wars review?

Why Star Wars?

Do I regret leaving Chihiro? Well, yeah,

kind of.

It's not like my life has become really

great since I left Chihiro, has it?

I can't even get any dates now because I'm

bloody banned on everything. And even when

I wasn't banned, the dates I was getting

were all crap anyway. All the dates I went

on in Manchester and Scotland all sucked.

I can't think of one date I went on in

Manchester or Scotland where I actually

liked the girl.

I just— I can't find— it's too difficult.

I don't know how to get the girl that I

want to get.

So I'm not really sure what to do with the

Tinder thing now.

I feel like I've tried everything. I tried

new devices, I tried new pictures,

I tried changing my IP address.

I tried— the

only thing left to try is a new SIM card

and then using the data on the SIM card

instead of connecting it to the Wi-Fi. So

next time I think I'm gonna not connect it

to the Wi-Fi at all so everything's

fresh. Nothing is

linked to anything that was linked to the

previous ones. If that still gets banned,

then I have no idea what else I can try.

What else could I try apart from moving

location? It might be the

Wi-Fi. Maybe they can still tell that,

but if they could tell it's the same

Wi-Fi, how come they don't instant ban

you? If I use the— if I use— what

did I use last time? If I

use the same picture, I get instant banned

straight away. So I reckon the same

pictures are dangerous

Unless someone is— I don't know,

what if I put someone else's picture so

they don't know it's me?

Yeah, I might do that actually. Next time

I make a Tinder account, I'm gonna try

using someone else's picture, see if that

makes any difference.

Am I banned on Hinge? Yeah, I'm banned on

Hinge too, cuz Tinder owns Hinge.

Time to go to a guest house when Japan

opens up. Yeah, back to how I used

to do it. Then probably people going

to recognize me at a bloody guest house

and then tell everyone I'm a weirdo or

Tinder is so scummy. I hate the way they

ban you like that, and they've

got this massive monopoly on dating apps.

Maybe I just need to Stop being scared of

people and go to a pub. I sit in a pub by

myself looking depressed. Maybe someone

will come up to me.

The problem is when I meet people, it's

really hard to explain what I do for a

living. I can't tell them I do YouTube.

YouTube. And then they're like, so what do

you do all day? Nothing. I mean, I

actually did do nothing today. Just stared

out the window, didn't play Elden Ring,

didn't make a video, didn't do anything.

What did I even do? I can't even remember.

I woke up, I just turned on the news,

and I, I was trying— I was reading

subreddits about how to get unbanned on

Tinder. That's all I do now is how to get

unbanned. People said you could root or

jailbreak your phone so you could change

the ID of the phone because Tinder tracks

your device ID. Because the main problem

is having a new device. I'm not buying a

new phone. Well, I did. I just got like a

cheap £50 phone, but I'm not doing this

again. I'm only doing this once. Test out

if buying a new phone works, but I can't

keep buying new phones, so I've got

to find a way to use different

devices without— I've got a few more left.

I've got my old computer in the closet, I

got my Oculus Quest. I guess I could log

on to the browser on that. What else can I

use? Maybe the Switch has a browser, and I

think each different web browser counts as

a different device on computer. Bumble

banned me as well. I don't know why Bumble

banned me because I didn't

do anything wrong on Bumble, and I don't

even think Bumble is owned by Tinder. So I

don't know why I got banned on Bumble.

I got this phone as well and it doesn't

work. They sent me a stupid Broken

phone. It doesn't turn on.

Cost me £40. The battery's

in the right way. I put the charger in.

There's a bunch of old phones downstairs,

like my dad's iPhone 5 is still down.

He's got like a box of phones my dad used

to get from his company for

work. Maybe they would still work.

I don't know what I did about— maybe

because I stood up that girl. Do they— do

you think they ban you for standing

ghosting people up? I mean, ghosting

people.

Remember you did a meetup in Japan and

freaked out? Yeah, because I walked in

there and there's just a bunch of guys

standing at a bar. It looks so boring.

There's like a bunch of foreign guys,

as if I was gonna go up and go, hello,

I'm Daniel, nice to meet you.

Where are the ladies? I don't know. I need

to— the biggest thing I'm

upset with in life is that I'm scared

to go to clubs and bars.

That's like the biggest thing holding me

back. If I could just learn how to go to a

club and meet women outside,

I would just be so happy if I could do

that. That's like the biggest

thing I'm scared of.

Maybe I need to go on like a pickup artist

go to Maidstone, go to clubs.

The only time I went to a club was with

David Bond back in 2017, and I was like,

I was terrified. I just sat there

paralyzed in fear,

and David kept chatting to girls and

telling Them that we're gay. I don't know

if that's like a good pickup tactic to

tell girls that we're gay. I don't know

what he's trying to do.

I just have no idea how to meet people

now. It used to be so easy.

Another problem is I don't really have

hobbies, so I can't get involved with a

community. If I was really passionate and

into something, then I could probably join

some kind of community about it and then

make friends like that. But I just— I

don't have any hobbies,

honestly. I don't know, don't do anything.

Even gaming, I played one game and I get

bored of it. Now I don't play anything.

What are my hobbies?

Losing money on the stock market.

I don't want to talk about stocks.

So I feel really screwed.

Super Meow is trying to date you, but she

lives so far away. All the

girls who are interested in me are so far

I was actually going to meet this viewer

in London. I don't— I still can't tell if

she's trolling me. And I got on the train.

If you saw my Instagram story, you would

have seen it. I got on the train to go to

London. I got to around Maidstone, and she

messages me saying her sister's gonna come

with us, with her. And I was like, oh,

for fuck's sake. I got off the train, and

I got on the train going the other way

back, and I just went home.

I don't want to meet someone if you're

gonna bring someone else. It's just weird.

I don't trust her anymore. She seems like

And then I had a date with— I

don't know if it's a good idea to talk

So far I've had 2 dates where I had to go

to London and they both weren't really

good. The second one was okay. We spent

about 7 hours in London just walking

around. Quite a long time actually.

I think I was a bit too— I was a bit too

aggressive. I was a bit too flirty with

her. Now she doesn't talk to me anymore.

Well, I asked her if we could spend the

night together and she left me on read and

hasn't replied to me, so I think I ruined

I just— I don't know how long I'm supposed

to wait before I ask, when can we sleep

together? Do I have to wait after

the first date? Do I have to wait for 4

dates? Do I have to wait for 10 dates?

Why do they want to wait so long? I don't

get it. You know that a lot of women have

this rule where they don't sleep on the

first date. What's the point? Let's say,

let's say the woman decides that, oh,

she's gonna sleep on the 3rd date.

So then the guy is just gonna wait until

the 3rd date to sleep with her.

If the guy's intention was just to pump

and dump, then the guy

doesn't care if he has to wait until the

3rd or the 4th date until he can pump and

Yeah, 7 hours is pretty long. I was

limping at the end of it. I was literally

limping because my legs were in so much

pain, and I don't usually ever walk

because I just sit here in my bedroom all

day. I had such bad pains in my legs.

I was limping like an old man.

We just walked and walked and walked all

over London.

She was nice,

but I don't know, I didn't really feel

like I fell in love. I feel like if I

really like someone, I will know straight

away. And if I didn't really like them

that much, it doesn't matter how many

times I meet them, that's not really going

to change. It's like when I met Mina, I

knew instantly that I really liked her.

I just— I feel too lazy to travel now.

There's a lot of— I don't know, I lost a

lot of confidence now after last year.

The whole Manchester thing really made

me lose a lot of confidence.

And that feeling of just going to a new

place and sitting in a hotel room all

alone is so depressing.

It feels horrible. It's like you're in a

new area all alone. You think it'd be

exciting, but it's not.

First time I went to Japan, I wet my bed

because I was so sad

and lonely.

I just, I don't know,

I'm losing the will to travel.

Could go to Korea, maybe.

I said I can't be bothered. It's so

annoying. Why can't I just find a girl

Would I go to Japan straight away if Japan

announced the opening tomorrow? Would I

go? I don't know.

I guess so.

But I feel like I'd still have the same

problems. Maybe Tika or Sam can take me to

a bar or something.

Maybe George would come. Could meet George

again. I just— I

don't know what— don't know what to do

with my fucking life.

I just want to find someone I can watch

the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series with when

it comes out in May.

Don't really want to do anything. That's

the problem. Women don't want to be with

a guy who doesn't want to do anything. I

just want to go on walks, and then I want

to eat food and watch.

Stuff, go to places together. Why do I

have to want to do stuff? Why can't I just

be? Why can't I just exist?

There's like this pressure in society to

always be ambitious and working on

something and have projects, stuff you're

working towards. Why can't I just not do

anything and that's okay?

I think going to different guesthouses

would help. Maybe, but I'm

just scared now that people recognize me.

My YouTube channel really fucked me over.

I wonder if people would remember. It's

been such a long time. It's been like 4

years since I was blowing up.

Am I earning enough money with my

sponsorship? Yeah, they paid me $2,000.

I can't believe it. Just to put that

10-second ad at the beginning of my Elden

Ring videos. They said they'll pay me

another $2,000 if, if I get enough

customers for them. But the Elden Ring

trend is kind of fading away now. I, I

don't know if I can get them enough

business. So I gotta keep making Elden

Ring videos to try and get them customers

now, because I want to have another

$2,000. That'd be nice. I made like $4,000

in March.

Plus I got an email recently for another

sponsor. I don't know, I don't want to

tell you what the game is for, but it's

quite a popular game. They offered me $700

to do a 60-second promo ad. See,

I started doing gaming content, now I'm

getting offers, sponsorships from gaming

companies.

So yeah, it was a pretty good move to

switch my content to gaming, even though

it made me lose my original core audience.

But I had to let go of the

original core audience eventually. Well,

they let me go, didn't they? So I had to

move on.

The problem is the gaming stuff has like

99% girls— I mean guys. Yeah, I wish it

was 99% girls. The viewers are like 99.5%

male, so it's not like I'm gonna get,

gonna get a girlfriend from gaming

content. The lifestyle

and personal content was great

for getting girls, not gonna lie.

I had so many girls messaging me when I

was making that personal vlog stuff.

But those days are over.

I thought you weren't gonna use your

audience as a dating pool. I would.

Why wouldn't I?

I'd fuck every girl who watches me if I

could. No, just joking.

Or am I? No, I would

never sleep with my viewers anymore

because they just waste my time. Bloody

Manchester girl and Scottish girl and this

girl and that girl brings bloody friend

with her. It's a waste of time, aren't

they, messing me about?

But even if I was going to go back to

making kind of personal style lifestyle

vlogs, I don't even know what talk about

anymore. All I do is end up whining about

how I can't get a girlfriend. I don't want

to become like an incel channel.

I mean, I guess that's what people think

of me. Oh, isn't he the incel guy who has

a sex doll? I got a few of those comments

on my Elden Ring video. A few people did

recognize me. They just say, oh, he's—

look, it's Asian Onision. Fucking Elvis.

Now everyone remembers me as the elf, as

the Asian Onision.

Or they say, oh look, isn't he the guy who

cheated on his girlfriend and got a sex

doll? That's what I'll be remembered for.

So I don't really know what to talk about

for videos if I was going to go back to

what I used to do— being— talk

about being lonely and bored and depressed

over and over and over again. I might get

Do you like my entirely grey outfit?

Gray boy. Gray trousers, gray jumper.

I really need to get rid of this jumper.

It doesn't look good, does it? Maybe this

is why I never get second dates. It just

looks old, like it makes me

I don't know what to wear instead of this.

Excuse me.

Hello from Ukraine. How are people from

Ukraine watching me? Don't you have to

worry about getting bombed or something?

Ukraine. I think my sister gave up on the

whole refugee idea because she hasn't said

anything about it. Maybe she saw me

complain about it last stream. Oh, this is

nice. I missed this.

It's so much more fun doing YouTube when

it's about yourself instead of some stupid

game. I couldn't give a shit about.

Maybe I've got to like go back to my roots

a bit, back to when I enjoyed

doing YouTube.

Heineken, 5% alcohol.

Am I gonna stream regularly again? Yeah,

probably, because I don't know what else

to make videos about. I don't know what

else to do for Elden Ring.

Daniel sounds so miserable because there's

nothing exciting going on.

Nothing. The only bit of excitement I

had was my Elden Ring video blew up and I

made like $4,000 in a month, so that was

nice, I guess.

I drank all my whiskey. I don't know if

I'll buy more. Kind of got sick of the

taste of whiskey. Shill the Chinese thing.

Who wants some cheap Elden Ring runes?

And special items.

Another website offered me a sponsorship

too, but they didn't reply. I feel like

I'm cheating on my current sponsor if I

accept a sponsor from their rival. I tried

another dating app too called Ashley

Madison. Has anyone heard of it? There's a

bit of a scandal about it ages ago because

The website got hacked, and then the user

users' usernames was exposed and

leaked, and like high status

rich men were exposed for being on the

website. I tried

that, and it's such a ripoff. Oh my god!

You have to spend five credits. To unlock

messages, and then you have to spend 5

credits to send messages. Do you

know how much the credits cost? It's like

£80 for 100 credits.

So I bought 100 credits and I was able to

send like 20 messages before my credits

ran out. So, you ran out of credits,

please buy more. Please fuck off, Ashley

Madison. It's like $100 to send 20

messages. You must be joking.

Yeah, and they could be bots. You get,

you get a message, a notification saying

so-and-so wants to message you, pay 5

credits to unlock.

All these dating apps, like, massive scam.

All these bots and algorithms and they ban

you.

I wouldn't mind having an affair if it was

like naughty 40-year-old blonde married

woman who just wanted an affair. That'd be

okay, I'd be fine with that.

But they all seem like bots. And fake

accounts. I'm not spending another— I'm

not spending $100 just to send 20

Where are the videos with my wife?

They're still there.

They should be.

Yeah, it's still there.

What? How have I finished the beer

already? I took like 2 sips.

Look at that. Where'd it go? I swear

I took like 2 sips and it's all gone.

I don't really mind having an affair. I'd

take anything. I'd be up for anything. I

want a relationship, but I'd be okay with

an open relationship, or I'd be okay with

being in a I'd be okay

with anything

really.

Would I resume the game development? No,

no one cares anymore. I lost my meme

status, I lost my internet fame,

so having a game about me And my life,

it's just— should have made it 4 years

ago, not now. It's too late now.

And I, I forgot all my coding now anyway.

All the coding I learned I don't even

remember.

Am I finished with Elden Ring?

Probably, unless I can think of a video

idea. I don't know what else I could do

for builds. I've done so many build

videos. Maybe I could do an

archer. Maybe, I don't know.

Kind of miss having my old audience. They

were toxic, but they gave me the

attention I wanted. I don't really care

about getting attention for saying a video

game's bad. It's just a bunch of stupid

kids going,

insulting me because I said the game's

bad. I don't really

care.

I like to— I like having the attention

when people were interested in what I was

doing.

But once you lose them, you can't really

get them back.

If I had all the attention back again, I

don't know what I'd do though. I can't be

bothered to do anything anymore. Go to

some country to meet a girl and embarrass

myself. But I did that in Scotland and I

only got 10K views, not even 10K views.

It's just hard to make drama kind of

videos when no one wants to

Did I unban the haters? No, I banned a

bunch more of them that were whining about

my Elden Ring videos.

I don't think I'd make videos about the

Ukraine thing or the Russia thing.

I don't really know what I would say about

Kind of bored with it, actually. It was

barely even on the news today. Even the

news is getting bored of it. They talked

about the war for like 5 minutes,

and the news is like the master of

clickbait and milking

a story or topic during its peak of hype,

and then they switch— they switch topics

when the hype or the trend is dying.

That's how you got to do YouTube as well.

You milk a topic until it's done, and then

you just move on to the next topic. The

Russian news is just kind of repetitive

at this point.

And I don't want to get in trouble for

saying something,

but my Russian investments are doing

pretty well. I bought the dip

when the Russian stock market crashed and

feeling pretty chuffed about it.

Come on, the Russian, the Russian stock

market is gonna bounce back. There's no

way it's not because

we need Russia more than Russia needs us.

You watch the energy prices spike this

year. We're all going to be running back

to Russia begging them for gas.

So I sold most of my stocks and I, I

changed them for Stocks

that will benefit from inflation and

energy companies and oil.

And I've got some Russian stuff and I got

some emerging markets which has Russian

stuff. And Chinese stuff in it.

So we'll see if I made a good choice.

But my stock portfolio is just not moving

at all. It's just like

a flatline.

Chuffed is confusing, sounds angry. No,

chuffed is when you're happy about

I'm not sure what stocks to buy next

because I've got quite a lot of cash now

that I want to put into stocks. I just—

I'm not sure which ones.

Maybe, I don't

know,

maybe some tobacco would be good.

I'm just trying to think what companies

are gonna profit when this recession

comes. Because everyone thinks a

recession's gonna come,

but then maybe that means it's not gonna

What can I do with my money?

And don't say buy a house. I'm not buying

a bloody house.

I wish I bought Lockheed Martin. They're

doing pretty well. I had them,

but then I sold them before the war

started. I didn't know there was going to

be a war. I thought I was— they have 200K

troops on the border. They're not really

gonna have a war, are they?

What should we talk about now?

I feel like money is kind of boring. Even

when I make more money, it doesn't make me

feel happier. I need to find something

else that's not about making money.

What can I do to make me happy?

That is the big challenge.

I need to find something I enjoy doing

because I don't really enjoy doing

anything that I do. I hate making videos.

I don't really enjoy investing anymore

because it's boring. Nothing goes up by

like 40% anymore.

Games are boring. Must be something fun

to do.

I went to a museum in London last week.

It was okay. It just had

like a bunch of weird stuff. One of the

exhibitions was a big dark room,

and then in the middle they had piles of

sand on the floor. It's so dumb.

It's just like pile of sand with the light

shining on the sand, and that was it.

That was art.

And then the other exhibition was like a

tongue, lots of little tongues on the

floor. It's kind of stupid.

It was the Tate Modern Museum.

They had some infinity mirrors room,

but they were fully booked.

But apparently it's not very good. It's

just like a little room full of mirrors.

It's by some Japanese woman. I think it's

that Japanese woman who made a mold out of

her vagina. Was it her?

Who was that Japanese woman who made a

canoe, 3D printed a canoe or something

using her vagina shape, and then she got

Japanese canoe vagina woman.

Oh no, it's not her.

That was someone else.

Really weird in Japan how they, they've

got such strict censorship laws about

genitals. So even in porn

you got to pixelate the genitals, but then

they have, they have matsuri festivals

where they carry a massive cock around.

Japan doesn't make any sense. It's like

they've got no logic. So if, if it's porn,

you gotta pixelate genitals, but if it's a

festival, then they can carry a massive

cock around.

And that's fine, even with kids, children

nearby.

They have like willy ice lollies as well

that they suck on. How come that's okay

and then you can't make a canoe out of the

shape of your vagina? You get in trouble.

Japan's like the dumbest country in the

whole world because they don't make any

It's like Japan's the smartest dumbest

country in the world.

I can't believe it's been 2 years since

I was in Japan now. It feels like it's

been 10 years. I've never not been in

Japan for longer than 2 years since 2010.

Do you think they're going to open this

year?

I feel like they're never going to open at

I don't even know what I'd do if I went to

Japan again. So I thought I was gonna make

Japan content. But I probably won't

bother.

I thought I was gonna do sleep a train and

Japan's most expensive blah blah blah. I

just can't be bothered. I feel like it'll

just get 5K views.

Oh, thanks, Jill.

LOL, might as well.

Yeah, stream more and get donations.

LOL,

go to Korea. Eugene messaged

me recently, or a few weeks ago,

said that I could come to Korea from 1st

of April without being quarantined. But I

got my vaccines ages ago now.

When did I get my vaccines? It was like

September last year. It's been more than 6

months. Do I have to get them again?

I think PewDiePie is going to be—

PewDiePie might be in Japan now. His last

video, he said Japan move is happening.

Any single women here?

Single women, where they be at?

I'm kind of sad that PewDiePie is going to

get into Japan because it made

me feel a bit better knowing that even

PewDiePie couldn't get in. But now he's

finally going to be able to get in with

his masses of YouTube money.

He'll probably get an entrepreneur

visa.

Bet you anything next Trash Taste,

PewDiePie is gonna be on it. He's been

gagging to get on that podcast, hasn't he?

He's basically already best friends with

He's got a house there as well.

I don't know if vlogging going to Japan

would be fun anymore. I remember that when

I first vlogged my first trip to Japan

when my channel started to get a bit of

attention in 2017. That was exciting

because it was my first time going to

Japan as a vlogger who actually had quite

a few viewers.

But now I feel like it

would just be a bit boring.

I think the demand for Japanese content

once Japan opens will be huge. Try to

capitalize on that. Yeah, it might be. I

wonder if the internet would start hyping

up Japan again when people start traveling

there again.

First day back in Japan or something. I

have to check Google Trends.

The trend is your friend.

I think the most disappointing girl has to

be the LA girl. She messaged me again when

I was in Scotland saying— she said,

Daniel, I want to come to Manchester. And

I was like, yeah, sure you do. Like the

last 5 times you've said that. And never

I haven't checked her P-Hub in a while.

Her P-Hub was blowing up.

She was getting millions of views, and her

OnlyFans blew up huge. She did

really well for herself. I'm jealous.

Daniel, what do you think of MGTOW now?

I still think it's kind of sad.

It's just

that, that feeling of just giving up on

women.

I'm still kind of scared of it.

I haven't really given up on the idea of

being with a woman, and I'm

scared of getting to that point, I guess.

I like being in a relationship.

It's nice to have someone that cares about

you. And wants to do stuff with you.

When you're single, it feels like no one

cares about you on

a day-to-day basis. On like a daily basis,

no one really gives a shit.

That's one thing I miss about being

married.

Every decision is, is something you make

together, like getting food,

furniture, doing stuff together. I just

miss that.

I thought it would be so great when I'm

single, I can just do what I want, but now

there's nothing I want to do. I don't want

to do anything, so being able to do

anything I want doesn't really benefit me.

I kind of miss being told what to do,

actually.

Maybe having ultimate freedom isn't really

the best thing.

Why did I get divorced? Because I

had all these girls who fancied me. I

thought I could get— I thought I could do

better. I thought I could get a better

partner than Chihiro, but I guess I was

wrong.

I do stuff with family and friends. I

don't do anything with my family.

We don't even eat together.

My sister was here for a few days, about a

week. She went back to London now.

She lives with her boyfriend.

It sucks you have zero options now.

The thing is, I have some options, but

they're so bloody far away.

So there's this lesbian or bisexual girl

who has a girlfriend. She invited me to

Algeria or Albania. I can't remember.

Isn't Algeria like a really Muslim country

where you get arrested for eating bacon

or something stupid? I don't want to go to

these weird places.

End up like that bloody woman. She got

imprisoned in Iran for like 7 years for

espionage. Imagine me accused for

espionage, trying to take down the

Algerian government.

And then I just disappear for like 10

years. 10 years later, I come back, make a

video. Guys, I've been in Albanian

prison for 10 years. I'm finally free.

That's why I never go to these weird

countries. You hear all these horror

stories, people getting arrested.

Imprisoned in these weird countries like

Iran. I would never go to Iran.

You wouldn't even be able to pay me.

Who's that woman who was imprisoned?

That woman kept going on about the news

because— what was the story? Yeah, Iran

ordered like £400 million worth of tanks

from the UK. And then the UK never sent

the tanks and they didn't give the money

back. So Iran was like, well, we're gonna

take this woman then unless you pay us.

And eventually I think the UK government

decided to pay. That's why they released

her. See, the West really are kind of

scummy. If you didn't deliver the tanks

and give the money back, we just took the

400 mil. Apparently there's complications

because of sanctions. Yeah, Nazanin

something and some other old man with a

beard. But it just kind of shows you the

kind of corruption and scumminess that our

governments get up to. And then they're on

the news criticizing Russia for Putin

being evil and bad. Look at our

politicians, just as bad.

And scummy.

The West is scummy, but in like a very

discreet, sneaky way.

So they make everyone else look evil,

like Russia and Middle East and stuff.

To justify what they want to do so they

can profit off it.

I'm starting to see it now, what all the

conspiracist— conspiracy theorists have

been saying this whole time.

Like this whole war in Ukraine, I have

this feeling that the West wants a war

because somehow they profit off of it.

I'm not exactly sure how, but I feel

like having this war, the West are

benefiting from, from it somehow, some

And now I don't know who actually started

the war. You think it's Russia because

they invaded, but didn't we put Russia

into a position where they had to invade?

Like we were prodding them, testing them

to see if they would actually invade by

promising Ukraine that they could join

NATO. I don't

know, I just feel like it's very fishy.

They keep trying to make it seem like,

oh, Russia has no good reason to invade

but weren't the Ukraine military planning

on attacking some Russian

separatist region. I don't know,

I just— I feel like it's a lot more

complicated than just, well, Russia's

Very confusing.

Who, who can you trust?

Who can you believe?

Because both sides are spewing out

propaganda.

It's pretty interesting though. It's

better than Game of Thrones if you get,

if you get deep into the, the alternative

news stuff. The plot twists are pretty

interesting.

I just want to— I want to know where— what

to invest in so I can profit off this too.

I want some of that money. Is it

too late to invest in Lockheed Martin? I

should have got Lockheed Martin.

What's my advice to someone willing to

start a new job? You're asking me for

advice?

Don't complain when you got to make them

tea. When you make a drink, always ask

your coworkers if they would like a drink,

because they always start bitching about

it if you don't. They go,

Daniel, I noticed you never ask anyone if

they want a drink when you go and make a

drink. Well, I noticed it.

Subtly complaining about me.

I want to invest in the funeral industry.

I'm looking at some funeral stocks. I

looked up companies that do well during a

recession. It said funeral businesses.

Imagine profiting off people dying.

That's so funny.

Look, you type funeral into the trading

app. What's this

one? But the dividend yield on funeral

companies is so rubbish.

1.5%, 0.8%. I'm not getting a funeral

company. They've already gone up loads.

Jesus, 45% up.

Carriage Services, a funeral company,

operates 183 funeral homes. I want

to get into the tobacco stocks again as

well.

Kind of bored with stocks like Tesla,

Apple. That's boring. I want to invest in

water, and I want to invest in— well,

something interesting like funeral

companies. This company specializes

in incinerating dead people's bodies.

4% dividend yield, sign me up.

That's how I want to make my money. This

is so funny. People ask me, so what are

you invested in? And they'd expect me to

say, oh, I'm just— I've got shares in

Apple and Amazon. No, I want to say I'm

invested in Lockheed Martin because

I'm so special and different like that.

I might buy some Japanese yen actually

because Have you seen the exchange rate on

yen? £1 in yen

is ¥160.

It used to be like ¥120 a couple years

ago. No, it used to be like ¥150

a year ago, and then 5 years ago— no,

back in 2020 2019

was like ¥120, ¥130 for £1.

It's gone up like 30, 20%. I could buy

some yen now. Do you think the yen's gonna

go up or down when Japan reopens? I don't

understand how the currency works.

I wonder if there's Ukrainian stocks.

Ukraine. Ah, there's nothing.

I wonder if you invest in grass.

No. What about dirt?

Mud? Imagine you invest in mud.

There's no mud stocks.

What about tree? No timber.

Oh, Global Tinder. Oh, there's a wood ETF.

Wow. It's gone up like 60% since 2020.

Oh, I could have invested in

wood and got 60% gain.

I want to invest in wood and water.

Maybe they got rocks.

Concrete. Oh, concrete pumping,

because they're going to need a lot of

concrete when they rebuild Ukraine, won't

they? Oh, 2% dividend yield.

Heidelberg Cement. That's where me and

Mina went, Heidelberg. We fucked in 2

different hotels. Oh, 4.6%.

Do it any old Germany.

What do you think is going to go up?

Invest in Russian oil. I don't know if my

app has it.

They, they took down all the Russian

stocks,

but you can get exposure to Russia if you

get the emerging markets ETF.

ETF,

cuz I put £20 just for fun into

a Russian securities ETF. It went up by

100%. Now it's up— it's

only up 50% now. I was so excited, I

logged in the next day and it said 100%

up. I couldn't believe it. I should have

put more money in. Now I can't put any

more. I can sell, but I can't buy.

60%, 50% gain.

Invest in ducks. The ducks laid eggs

again. But the eggs have gone now, so I

think they got eaten, and then the female

duck disappeared. Now the male duck is

just like waiting around on its own in the

garden. It looks really sad. It's just