Lunch with Daniel - life update and stuff

What?

Why does it say Germany Airbnb at the

bottom?

I'm not going to Germany ever again.

How do I get rid of that donation thing?

Donation goal delete.

Germany.

Remember when I went to Germany?

That was a gay old time.

Oh, it's so hot, I'm sweating.

Oh,

that

was a complete utter failure.

Uh.

I can't get my hair to look nice.

I keep sweating and then it

gets wet.

Does my hair look nice?

What is the adventure for today?

No adventure, sorry.

I'm just going to eat my lunch.

I would like to go outside and do a

stream, but I used up all my data.

I only have 14 GB of data a

month, and, and, um, it, it charges you

more money.

Oh, thank you.

Let's get bread.

I hear, my love.

Oh no, I didn't hear it.

Didn't have my volume on.

Where'd it go?

How do I replay it?

Oh, there you go.

Is it gonna replay?

Didn't replay.

Uh, let me give you this just for

existing.

I'm proud of you for going to see Ice.

Thanks.

I'm proud of myself as well.

I was so nervous, I was about to chicken

out, but I'm so glad I went.

I met my hero.

What was I saying?

Oh yeah, if I go over 14 gigabytes, it

starts charging me ¥500 for an extra

packet of half a gigabyte.

So for 500 megabytes, it will charge me an

extra ¥500, and I've currently used up 14

of my add-on packets.

So 14 times ¥500 is what?

My phone bill is going to be expensive

this month.

Where's my calculator?

14 times ¥500.

Jesus, that's ¥7,000.

That is,

um, it's about $64 added to my phone bill

because I went over.

So I'm staying at home to stream off the

Wi-Fi.

I only get 14, 14 gigabytes.

14 gigabytes doesn't last very long.

Do you know how much data I use on the

Wi-Fi?

I use at least 120 gigabytes a month at

home,

and streaming outside takes a lot of data.

So I'm not looking forward to this month's

phone bill.

I think the problem is I kept uploading

videos.

When I upload my videos to YouTube, I was

using my data because I was playing

Rainbow Six on the Wi-Fi, and then if I

upload videos, it slows down the game too

much.

So I was uploading on my data and And then

playing Rainbow Six on my Wi-Fi.

I shouldn't have done that.

I should have just been patient.

Have I ever been to America?

No.

Is this healthy?

I think so.

I've got a hard-boiled egg, I've got some

carrots and cucumber, and I've got some

octopus tentacles.

Looks quite tasty.

Oh, it smells like the sea.

Look, my octopus tentacles.

Oh, used to be an octopus.

I can't get a new data plan because I've

still got a year left on my current plan.

It should reset in a few days.

What day is it today?

It resets at the end of the month, so just

have to wait a few more days, then we can

go back outside.

Unless I'm willing to spend ¥500 for an

extra 500 megabytes.

I'd probably end up using 5— 4 or 5

gigabytes on data just for a stream.

Oh, thank you, Oliver.

Do I ever want to try smoking weed?

Not really.

I don't know why people keep asking me

about weed.

I'm not interested in drugs or smoking.

I just don't know if it's worth spending

an extra $20 on data just so I can go

outside and stream.

If I made $20 in donations, then yeah, I'd

go for it.

But

when you stream, it's not like you're

guaranteed anything.

My notification's too loud.

Okay, I'll turn it down.

Um, my aircon is not doing anything.

Oh, there we go.

You have to turn it on and then you press

cooling, the cooling button.

If I made $20 donations,

maybe I can do a donation goal, and then

if I reach the donation goal, then I'll go

outside.

I don't know why people want me to go

outside so much.

It's not that interesting.

I might go to a cat cafe again, but I'm

not sure if I want to stream it or GoPro

it because my GoPro channel is doing quite

well.

If you're interested in GoPro walk-around

videos, I do those on my main channel.

It's kind of like livestreaming, but I

don't talk.

I just walk around.

I usually follow cute girls around

and then put them in the thumbnail for

clickbait.

Just stay at home.

Yeah, staying at home is cheaper.

If I go outside, I end up spending money.

Spend money on the train, spend money on

food, spend money going on things like

Ferris wheels.

Although it's kind of fun doing the little

social anxiety challenges.

I felt quite proud of myself last time,

last time I streamed outside.

Because I ordered that beer.

I would like to do more challenges, like,

like challenge myself to do things like

going into a restaurant or asking a

stranger for directions

or asking for a BJ.

Excuse me, could you give me a BJ?

And they'll be like, eh?

Huh?

Eh?

BJ?

They just repeat what you say if they

don't understand.

Look at that egg, it's flat at the bottom.

You can stand it up and then smash it, but

I won't smash it.

I'm hungry.

Why were you so shy trying to find a place

to eat?

Because I'm very scared of going into

restaurants by myself.

I have no idea.

When I'm with someone else, I feel fine.

I have this fear of going into restaurants

and sitting down ordering by myself.

I've done it once about 2 years ago.

I went into Denny's.

It was okay.

When I get in the door and I'm sat down,

then there's no problems.

It's just getting through the door, that's

the main problem.

I don't know if I like these octopus

tentacles.

Tastes kind of weird.

It's like if you piece— leave a piece of

rubber inside someone's shoe for a week.

Well, leave a piece of cheese inside of

someone's shoe for a week and then it gets

all hard.

Tastes like that.

It's really chewy.

Denny's was quite easy because you press a

button and the waitress comes over and

then you just point at the menu.

I don't like restaurants where you have to

flag down the waitress.

Oh, it's a soft-boiled egg, not

hard-boiled.

Where was the life update?

Um, life update, I started streaming on

Twitch again, playing games,

and

I'm now officially selling foot fetish

videos.

So if you like my feet

DM me on Instagram.

What else is there?

Oh, me and my wife, we're going to meet 2

Filipino lesbians soon.

They're my wife's friends.

She said I'm not allowed to make a video

about it.

I want to make a video about it.

It would be such a great title: Me and My

Wife Met 2 Lesbians from the Philippines.

Would I sell my bathwater?

Yes, I would.

I'll sell anything.

Anything you want from me, I can give it

to you for a price.

I'm very desperate.

My wife's friend from the last livestream

got angry because I was saying those are

my 2 wives, we're gonna smash, we're gonna

have a threesome.

She got really pissed.

It's a joke, Jesus Christ, why are people

so uptight?

And I was just reading what the people in

the chat were saying.

All the chat were saying threesome,

threesome.

I was just reading the chat.

Am I going to live in Japan for good?

I don't know.

Hopefully

when I get my spouse visa,

hopefully they'll give me more than a

year.

Give me 5 years.

So annoying having to renew it.

I need a drink,

and I'm thinking about going camping.

That might be fun.

For a stream.

If I went camping, should I stream it, or

should I just make it like a normal video

vlog or GoPro video?

I have so many options now, I don't know

which one to do.

How many times do you need to renew it?

Um, you have to keep renewing it forever,

but if you live in Japan, I think it's for

5 years in a row, then you can change from

a spouse to a Japanese citizen.

You can basically become Japanese, but you

have to live in Japan

For five years in a row,

or you could live in Japan on a working

visa for ten years in a row, and then you

can become a Japanese person.

Then I can ditch my wife.

No, I'm just joking.

I love my wife.

This bit looks disgusting.

Look, this bit where all the tentacles

join together.

What is that?

Is that his head?

Ugh, I'm not eating that.

I'm not eating octopus head.

It's kind of gross.

I don't want to eat this anymore.

It's like eating a shoelace that's been

covered in super glue and then sprinkled

Parmesan on it and then left inside

someone's shoe for a week.

It's like chewing on that.

When am I going to a maid cafe?

Never.

Maid cafe is so lame.

I'm putting this in the bin.

It's disgusting.

Yuck!

Never again.

Do not recommend the octopus legs.

What else do I have?

I have mini pizza.

Let's crack one of those open.

Mini pizza.

It's not

Nothing.

All right,

stupid packet.

I hate the way they wrap everything in

plastic.

It's already inside a plastic bag and then

they wrap it inside of a plastic bag

inside of the plastic bag.

So much plastic.

If

it's already inside plastic bag, don't

need to wrap it inside an individual

plastic bag again.

Oh,

I'm back.

Next video, why I hate to lunch with

myself.

I don't hate lunch with myself.

I'm the most interesting person here

in the world.

Couldn't think of anyone else I'd rather

have lunch with.

Daniel 1, number 2, and Daniel 3.

Why did I send dick pics to Revenge Star?

Oh, I was— I wasn't serious, okay?

Oh, thank you, Foot Lover.

I sent you an IG message.

Thanks.

I'll check it in a minute.

Obviously I knew Revenge Star was up to

something.

I've known her for over 2 years.

I know what she's like.

She's desperate for YouTube views.

As soon as she messaged me saying, let's

pretend we can have sex so we get views, I

was like, this person, she's definitely

onto something.

So I just sent her a dick pic.

I don't really see what the big deal is

about dick pics.

It's just a dick.

You've all got one.

Hey, wait, my Streamlabs thing.

Why is my Streamlabs— oh, I, I did it!

The automatic thing in the chat.

I'm a genius.

I wanted to be able to do that for ages,

to automatically put links in the chat.

I could put other things in the chat, like

my,

my foot fetish website.

Maybe I'll make a foot

Festus website.

Daniel, the first openly gay YouTuber.

Look, there's a lot of YouTubers that

openly gay, and I'm not gay.

I don't know, maybe if I try it.

I might really enjoy being gay.

Who's up for gay sex?

I'll give it a try for YouTube views.

I'm up for trying anything.

But if I'm gonna have sex with a man, I

want it to be with a man who's not too

big.

I don't want to have sex with like a

6-foot-tall man because I'd be worried

about, you know, he might beat me up or

something.

I want to be,

um, with a man who's around my size so I

don't feel so physically powerless.

I want to have some physical power during

it.

If it's like some big 6-foot guy, he might

do all kinds of things to me that I

wouldn't like.

Would you fuck a guy for $100,000?

I'd fuck a guy for $10,000.

Fuck a guy for $2,000.

I'm desperate.

My YouTube channel is dying.

I will whore myself out for $5.

I'd be scared of some, you know, big

6-foot dominant aggressive guy.

He might shove an apple up my anus,

something weird.

He has to be a gentle guy.

I don't want like a rough person.

What sauce is this?

I think it's just Italian dressing.

Right now I'm only gay for money.

If you send me money, I'll send you a

video.

Not for free.

Um, ladyboys.

I don't know about ladyboys.

They don't look lady enough.

They just look like men dressed up as

women.

If there's a man who actually looks like a

woman, then that might be okay.

But all these lady men, they just look

like men.

It's easy to see that they're men, even

with all the makeup and the boobs and the

hair.

You can still tell they're men.

I'm really happy with my second channel.

I can't believe it's doing so well.

I'm only getting a couple thousand views

each video, but people like it.

I just walk around with my GoPro.

So I feel less stressed out about my main

channel losing views.

Now I have my second channel

to support it,

and it's a completely different kind of

content to my main channel, so it's more

sustainable.

Why don't I bite the pizza?

Because the shape of the pizza

makes it so that when you bite into the

pizza, you get tomato sauce stains around

your face because

People's mouths aren't disc-shaped,

and I don't want to touch the pizza.

It's dirty,

covered in sauce and cheese.

I don't want to touch that.

Did your wife let you buy a love doll?

She still doesn't want me to get one.

I don't know if I actually want one

though.

It's kind of expensive,

and it's hard to be productive when you've

got this sexy hot love doll on your bed.

You just end up spending all day fucking

it.

I'm trying to be productive.

I'm trying to go out, make videos, GoPro

videos.

I'm trying to make content for my 2

YouTube channels.

I'm trying to stream on Twitch.

If I get a sex doll, I'll just end up

naked effing it all day long and I won't

get anything done.

Can you imagine just having a naked woman

lying on your bed all day long?

How much work can you be able to do?

You'd end up getting distracted by it.

And if it's like a rubber proper doll—

these dolls, they look really attractive.

Some of them have these faces that are

just my type, like the one I showed in the

video.

She's so pretty, and it's just a fake

doll.

So weird.

I'm very confused.

Go MG Tao.

I basically am MG Tao now.

It's just that I have a wife.

I don't go dating.

I don't meet women.

The only difference is now I have a wife,

and yeah, we do have sex now and then, but

not all the time.

Make videos of you fucking the sex doll.

I made one last time.

With my torso,

so I could sell those as well if you want

to see me

fucking a love doll.

If I can make money off it, then I'd be

more interested in getting it,

but it's pretty expensive.

I'd have to spend at least $1,500,

around that price.

The one I showed in the video costs about

$700, so it's not that expensive, but it

might be a low-quality one.

The face looks good, but the rest of it

might be rubbish.

Upload it to Pornhub.

Can you imagine if I made a Pornhub

channel and it got views and it got more

popular than my YouTube channel?

I'd be like, screw YouTube, I'm going over

to Pornhub.

Now I can actually make videos that feel

good, make me feel good.

Would you sell me your iPhone X?

I still use it.

It's good for when I'm streaming.

It's nice to have a second phone.

Useful.

What sauce is in the container?

It's Italian salad dressing,

but I ran out of salad.

How much for shoutouts?

Um, $20 and

I'll shout you out in a video.

I'll say, um, check out so-and-so's

channel, he does this and that, and then

I'll link in the description.

I don't know how much it would help.

Why don't you get a real computer setup?

Because I like this setup.

You can see everything.

If I did it on my computer, I'd have to go

over there where my computer is,

and I'd have to get a better webcam, to

get a mic.

Such a fuss.

Make a video on Tobita Shinji.

I kind of did already.

It's called My Experience Paying for Sex

in Japan.

If I pay 30, would you say we're friends

in the shout out?

Sure, I'll say anything you want.

For shout out, I'll say anything you want

in a video.

I'll say that we had sex and we're

boyfriends.

How old are you?

I'm 30.

Do you have any video games you enjoy?

I play Rainbow Six on Twitch.

My Twitch channel is DanielHIMR.

Why is it your funny videos like The Wife

Won't Let Me Buy a Love Doll get bad

ratings?

It's because there are hundreds and

hundreds of idiots who don't understand

that most of my videos are jokes and

parodies and they're not to be taken

seriously.

They think it's a serious video and they

get all upset saying stuff like Don't you

think about your wife's feelings?

Why do you always think about yourself?

You're so disgusting, you want a sex doll.

What about your poor wife?

They don't understand that I'm not

serious.

It's a joke.

So they just don't get it.

They think I'm being 100% serious and they

get angry about it and they dislike it.

So stupid.

Now maybe I have to put a big title, put

it in the title, big caps.

Don't take my video so seriously.

It's like watching Mr.

Bean and then you get all angry because

Mr.

Bean's so stupid.

It's kind of the whole point of it.

Yeah, I want a sex doll, and yes, my wife

doesn't want me to get one, so it's all

based off true things.

But I don't know why people getting angry

about it.

My wife's not angry about it, she just

laughs.

But some of the comments just ridiculous

on that video.

I don't understand why people getting

pissed off about it.

People just think it's sad and pathetic,

but that's the whole point of making the

video.

Like, I know people think it's sad.

That's the whole point of it.

It's supposed to be stupid and silly.

It's not supposed to be serious.

That's Why it's about a sex doll.

My male to female ratio on analytics about

55% male.

Do I think her family would like the

videos?

Do you think I care if her family would

like the videos?

I couldn't give a shit if her family likes

the videos or not.

They can go fuck themselves.

I really don't care if people like or

dislike stuff that I say or do.

I just get— I guess I get confused about

why people— so many people dislike some of

the stuff I say or do.

It's not that I care that they dislike me.

I'm not crying because everyone doesn't

like me.

I just find it weird how

People get so triggered and offended that

easily over silly things.

Some random guy, me, who they don't even

know in real life on YouTube.

As if YouTube videos are the most

important thing in the world.

It's just all shits and giggles.

Why are there so many pimples on my wife's

face?

I don't know.

I don't know what causes pimples.

Some say stress, some say bad diets.

I don't think her diet's bad.

She has a pretty typical Japanese diet.

She doesn't eat crisps and junk food.

Maybe it's hormones, stress, I don't know.

Wouldn't it be great if they found the

cure to pimples?

I keep getting them as well.

I've got one here.

I've got one scar here, scar here, scar

here.

Got one here, lots around my chin.

I thought if I grew up, got older, I'd

stop getting pimples, but no, I get the

same amount of pimples now that I've

always been getting.

Sometimes I don't get any, and then

sometimes I have a big breakout and I get

loads.

It's really annoying.

Do I still watch Ice Poseidon?

Yeah, I watched him.

I watched his entire stream yesterday, his

entire stream the day before.

I was gonna watch him stream today in

Disneyland, but he tweeted that he's not

going anymore.

He's going home.

He's going somewhere else.

He mentioned me again yesterday.

He said he saw my video response.

He said it was kind of autistic.

My diet's pretty bad.

I eat a lot of instant food.

I just had a pizza.

I eat a lot of burgers.

I love crisps, chocolates.

I don't care.

I want to enjoy food.

I don't sit around eating rubbish— I mean,

bland food all day.

I want to eat food that I enjoy.

Don't care if I get a few pimples.

The lockup place was lame.

Yeah, it was pretty lame.

The beginning was funny because you exit

the elevator and it already starts, but

then when he sat down, it was, it was just

a bit disappointing.

It was way too dark.

The, the customer service seemed pretty

bad.

They kept bringing him the wrong stuff.

It was okay as a stream.

I preferred the Mount Fuji stream.

It was better.

The stream when he met up with TKO Sam was

quite fun to watch.

I'm not sure why he took it down.

He— I think he deleted it.

It's not on his playlist.

You've been called a guy with Asperger's

by Koneito.

I don't think I have Asperger's.

Can you say to-may-to?

Sounds silly.

It's tomato.

Tomato.

There's no may in ma.

It's M-A.

M-A is ma,

like match.

Tomato.

Well, you don't say to-mato, do you?

Tomato.

The Swedish guy was cool.

No, he was boring.

He hardly said anything.

He looked fed up the whole time.

Jun has a good diet.

That's why his face is flawless.

I don't think so.

I think he's just— he just has better

genetics where he doesn't get pimples.

Jun's stupid.

I hate Jun.

People like him more than they like me.

Tell us about NoFap.

I lasted 6 days, and then when I finally

ejaculated after 6 days, it was kind of

yellow.

It was yellowish,

like the sperm had been

inside of me for so long it was starting

to go off.

It was gross.

How does it feel to have chlamydia?

Well, first it burns when you pee,

and it feels like someone's pinching your

pee pipe.

And then you start getting random

swellings on your joints.

My elbow swelled up, my knees swelled up.

I couldn't even bend my arm because it was

so swollen.

My hips got inflamed.

I couldn't even walk.

It was so painful.

I couldn't walk because both my hip joints

were inflamed, and I had to crawl using my

arms to the toilet.

I had to crawl along the floor.

So, so painful.

But apparently it doesn't happen to most

men.

Most men, they just get the burning pee

sensation, but there's a small percentage

of men who have this gene where they also

get arthritis from chlamydia.

Did I levitate after the 6th day?

No.

I did not.

How does chlamydia hurt your joints?

It's called reactive arthritis because

when you get arthritis, the infection gets

all around your body, and then apparently

after your immune system has finished

fighting off the infection, remnants of

the infection linger around and they can

get into your joints somehow.

I don't know, you have to Google it.

Google reactive arthritis and then

chlamydia.

I'm not making it up, it's all true.

It's not just from chlamydia, it can be—

it can be caused by different types of

infections.

Salmonella as well.

So maybe I still have bits of chlamydia

virus inside of me floating around

dormant.

I don't know if they can reactivate.

Did the Greek woman tits look fake?

No, they look quite natural.

She showed me her vagina as well.

It was an okay vagina, nothing special.

It's just a hole.

Make some coffee, I guess.

This is the life of Daniel.

He lives in his house, he doesn't go out.

He likes to fantasize about Japanese

ladies.

People got angry in my last video when I

said most men, if they could, they would

like to have sex with multiple women.

And then some guys were all upset saying

Speak for yourself.

I love my wife and I would never sleep

with anyone else.

Yeah, well, what if society said it's okay

for you to have multiple wives and your

wife was completely okay with it?

Are you gonna say no if you had the

opportunity to bang someone else?

Come on, don't give me that rubbish,

trying to be all faithful.

I love my wife, she's number one.

I would never sleep with anyone else.

But if you could and it was okay, why

wouldn't you?

If I could, I would probably bang the

entire female population of humans between

a certain age limit.

I'm not saying I would, but if I could I

would, but right now I can't, so I

wouldn't, if you get what I mean.

No, I'm not saying that if I could stop

time—

no, let's stop there, it's getting weird.

I like those porn videos where

it's like in a normal setting, like in a

train, and then just 2 people having sex,

and then Everyone else isn't watching.

They don't care.

Like in an office, everyone's at work and

there's just like a couple banging in the

middle of the office.

It's kind of funny.

There's one in a courtroom and they're

doing a courtroom thing and then the

person doing the questioning is a woman

and then she's getting banged by some guy

wearing a mask.

Would I bang African and Muslim girls?

Yeah, I'd bang anyone.

If there were green-skinned women from

Mars who had 3 tits, I'd bang them as

well.

I saw one video, 2 Japanese women were

pissing on an octopus and it was crawling

away, and then they started rubbing it on

the lady parts.

That was crazy.

I saw another one, this guy was shagging a

snake.

Humans are messed up, aren't they?

Humans are sick.

What other animals do that?

Oh, we're so messed up, aren't we?

As, as living organisms.

Love weirdness.

Banging someone who you love is different.

I don't know, I've never banged anyone I

loved.

I don't know what love feels like.

I don't think I've ever loved anyone.

I used to love Sayaka, and then she broke

my heart.

And ever since then, I just gave up on the

idea of love.

I started thinking, what's the point of

falling in love when they're just gonna

break my heart anyway?

So I kind of shielded myself from falling

in love.

It's like a defense mechanism to protect

myself from getting hurt.

I've been hurt so much in my past.

People bullied me and made me cry.

People get upset when I talk about being

bullied.

They start saying, oh, you weren't even

bullied that badly, or loads of people get

bullied but they still get jobs and they

live normal lives.

You're just using it as an excuse.

People get so offended.

Am I going to fight Kanae?

No.

Why would I want to fight Kanae?

He might rape me.

He'll sit on me and then pull my trousers

down.

That kind of arouses me for some reason.

Am I using my wife?

I guess so.

I'm using her for companionship.

I like having her around, makes me feel

less alone.

It's weird, I enjoy doing, you know,

boring things like doing the laundry or

going shopping with her, or, you know,

house— housey things like buying new

furniture.

Making a home for ourselves.

It's fun.

I like it.

Reminds me when I was a kid, we used to

play house.

We used to like pretend we had our own

house and stuff,

and then we would make food out of mud.

Me, Ricky, and Natasha would sit outside

playing house, and then Natasha was the

wife, and then She would roll up mud and

then make it into food.

We'd pretend to go on dates and stuff.

What do I like more, English tea or

Japanese tea?

I don't like English tea.

I never drink English tea with milk, so I

prefer Japanese tea.

My wife makes this tea in the fridge.

I don't know what kind of tea it is.

I like— what's it called— mugicha, barley

tea or something.

Wheat and barley.

I don't drink a lot of tea.

I drink coffee.

I drink coffee and I drink juice.

That's why my teeth are yellow.

Should I get my teeth whitened?

I do feel like my teeth are kind of

yellowish.

Especially compared to my wife's teeth.

She has these plastic molds and then she

injects whitening into them.

I have to slurp because it will burn my

lips if I don't slurp.

Oh, I'm thinking of what I could play on

Twitch.

I'm playing Rainbow Six right now,

but I'm kind of interested in a game which

has like a community aspect where we could

build stuff.

Maybe you guys could play with me.

We could do the stream on Twitch, like

Minecraft.

Maybe I could try and recreate my house

from England so I feel less homesick.

I don't know if I feel homesick yet.

Last year I was feeling really homesick,

but now my home— ever since my dad died,

my home is like this depressing place that

I don't want to go back to.

It's just, you go back to that house and

All the memories of my dad come flooding

back because that house is basically my

dad.

Every weekend, every day, he would be

working on something outside.

DIY, knocking stuff down, mixing cement,

laying concrete, building walls,

decorating.

So that house is basically my dad.

I go back to my house, I just feel sad.

It's nice getting away from the house.

I don't know, I thought being back home

would make me feel less sad because I

would be closer to him spiritually.

Now that I've been away for quite some

time, about a month,

the idea of going back to my house in

England, it's kind of depressing.

My sister's not there, she's in London.

My mum's grumpy all the time.

My dad's— it's so weird my dad died.

I still can't believe it.

It's just so weird.

I don't really dream about it anymore.

I don't cry about it anymore.

Sometimes I just stop and I think, wow, my

dad really died.

Holy shit, I can't believe it.

It's just so strange.

It's hard to describe until it actually

happens to you.

I don't think you'll be able to understand

it unless you've lost someone already.

It's hard losing people, isn't it?

You watch the news and you see all these

reports, people dying, you're just like,

oh, a bunch of people died, don't really

feel anything.

And then it happens to you personally and

it's like, wow, it changes your whole

life.

Oh, thank you, Goat on Molly.

I was thinking about donating all of the

ad revenue to Ice Poseidon that I made on

his video, but then I only made about— I

only made $35 and it got over 20K views.

So what the fuck?

Usually 20K views makes me at least $100.

Maybe Ice Poseidon in the title reduces

the amount, the amount of ad revenue

because he's a controversial person.

So disappointed.

I was hoping to make like $100 and then

I'd donate $100 to Ice Poseidon and I'll

write a message saying, here's all the ad

revenue from the video I made about you.

It was nice meeting you,

from Daniel.

But then I thought that's kind of cringy.

I feel like I'm pushing it a bit now.

You know, I don't want to stick myself in

into his life too much.

He doesn't care about me.

I just come across as a crazy fan.

You can build a shrine for him.

Twenty K views is hundred dollars.

Yeah, it is.

For the Hong Kong guy, I got hundred

dollars.

For the please don't leak my nudes video,

hundred.

For the—

what else?

Oh, for the Kanaito video.

What was it called?

Message to Kanaito: Get Lost.

That got $100.

But then the Ice Poseidon stuff did

really, really badly for ad revenue.

Really badly.

I don't know why.

I think the Ice Poseidon name is just—

it's tainted

Maybe advertisers don't want to have

anything to do with him, so maybe a bunch

of advertisers put Ice Poseidon on their

blacklist.

I don't know if they can blacklist people.

Maybe they can.

I guess they can.

What else did poorly?

The— my experience having sex, paying for

sex in Japan, did pretty badly as well

considering the views.

But then it's surprising because things

like a fun day in Nara with my wife, that

did pretty well, made nearly 100, but only

got 17K views.

And then the cooking, my wife cooks me

dinner,

that actually got decent views quite

surprisingly.

At the beginning it got bad views, I was

depressed, but it has actually racked up

22,000 views now.

And it made $70, so it's pretty good just

for a boring cooking video.

I'm kind of stuck for ideas right now, to

be honest.

I don't have any ideas for content.

I have a draw my life video that I

finished— finished all the drawings for

it.

I just don't know if people care that much

about my life.

Anymore.

I think the drawings might interest people

a little bit.

I think the drawing is quite good on that

one.

I'm quite proud of them.

Do you let YouTube do the ads or do you

put them on?

I put them on manually for the mid-rolls.

Maybe I'll do more cooking since it

doesn't get crazy views like my Like, my

more clickbaity drama videos made way more

views, but the cooking videos actually get

decent views.

They don't do too badly for ad revenue.

How are my GoPro videos doing

revenue-wise?

They make about $5 to $10 per video on my

second channel.

So it's okay, it's not too bad.

If I just keep making more of them, it

starts building up.

So it's like a— it's like a nice

supplement to the main channel.

We love drama.

I know, I wish I had more drama because

it's easy views, but there's, there's

nothing happening.

It's not that I ran out of ideas, I ran

out of drama.

My life is just kind of boring right now.

Oh, thank you, Goat, on modding.

Well, that's not true.

There is something that happens funny, but

I'm not allowed to talk about it.

It's so irritating.

I really want to talk about it.

Okay, it involves the last livestream I

did and my wife's friend and her wife's

friend's boyfriend.

And her boyfriend got pretty angry at

something I said in the stream.

It was quite funny.

It's so funny how people

care so much about silly things I say or

about appearing in a video.

She was really against— she was really not

against, but she was really—

what's the word?

She didn't want me to film her for the

stream because She was saying stuff like

my students might find out and then I

might lose students because I'm on your

stream.

It doesn't make any sense.

It's not like we were filming a porno.

We were just walking around.

Why is it so bad if you get seen on a

stream?

Have I spoke to my mum and sister?

I spoke to my mum a little bit a few days

ago.

Spoke to my sister, but the problem with

my sister is she keeps talking to me about

boys.

Boring stuff.

She'll write paragraphs about gravity and

science and

the laws of physics, and Einstein.

It's so boring.

I don't know why she thinks I'm interested

in that stuff.

Well, do I seem like the kind of person

who's interested in quantum physics and

gravity?

I think my sister and my dad used to talk

about that kind of stuff quite a lot.

Probably my sister feels sad that she

can't talk to my dad about that stuff

anymore.

And her boyfriend is like me.

He doesn't really care about that stuff.

I just don't really know what to say.

You know gravity?

Yeah, gravity.

You drop things; it falls to the ground.

Big whoop.

What did I talk to my sister about last?

She said, uh,

oh, we were talking about Ice Poseidon.

She just said it was interesting, she

liked my second channel, blah blah blah.

I don't really have much in common with my

sister.

We don't really have the same interests,

so I don't know what to talk to her about.

She does web design, she has friends, she

has a boyfriend, she lives in London.

I keep saying she should start a YouTube

channel.

You can make tutorials how to do web

design.

She'll get views.

She's a sweet, nice person, likable.

She knows how to make websites.

She could easily make tutorials like step

1, how to make a basic website,

how to make a webinar.