why i Hate the Hogwart's Legacy character creation

I don't like the circle thing spinning

around. Looks like it's buffering or

something around the cursor.

Are these— I don't know, maybe I shouldn't

perv on the characters because aren't they

teenagers? Does that make me a pedo if I'm

like, wow, she— I would smash her? Does

that make me a pedo? This guy looks like

Arnold Schwarzenegger's son.

She's cute. I think we could make her

better looking though. If I— if this was

Tinder and I was gonna smash,

where are the girls? No,

she looks like a Native Indian, like

Pocahontas. I think maybe I'd

choose her. Oh no,

she's ugly.

Looks like Sabrina? No, that's weird.

Fat English teen. Yeah, where are the fat

kids? I thought this game was supposed to

be like diverse and whatever.

The character models look pretty good

though.

There's something very realistic about

their faces. What do you think about the

sound levels? Is it okay? I think very

realistic about the faces.

What do you think about the sound levels?

Is it okay?

I think it's fine.

Excuse me. It's not fair, everyone was

playing this yesterday and on Monday. I

think your time zone has something to do

with it. Said I can play it on the 11th,

but because I bought the deluxe version,

I've got 72 hours early access. I don't

know why the game comes out on the 11th in

Thailand. Some people saying if you set

your time zone using a VPN to New Zealand,

you can play it way earlier.

So maybe that's how stupid time zone

staggered release date.

I don't know, should I make a girl?

She looks— oh, there's different faces as

well. Oh my god, this is gonna take ages.

I want to see if I can make Mila.

I like the music, it's very MMO-y. It

reminds me of like WoW or something. They

got the Harry Potter glasses. Imagine the

game's rubbish. I actually have already

refunded the game once because I

accidentally bought the standard version

when I wanted the deluxe version, so I

refunded it once. I don't know if they can

let me refund it again.

The hair looks really good, like the fuzzy

afro hair. The hair looks realistic.

I kind of like this girl. I want to get

rid of that mole on her face though. See

if she's got like a Mira haircut. Afro.

Is this like transgender stuff?

Fade. Afro with a fade on a girl. That

would look so ugly.

That kind of looks like my hair if my hair

looked good. Oh, that's kind of cute.

Why do fringes always make girls look

really cute? I think it makes him look

younger somehow.

I want to see if there's the Mita haircut,

Karen bob.

This is what I mean. I wish my girlfriend

looked like this, but that means my

girlfriend has to look like a 15-year-old.

We have to remember these are like 50— how

old are 5th years in Harry Potter.

I'm gonna be like a massive pedo in this

stream. 5th year age in Hogwarts,

15 to 16. Oh my god, better not

talk about wanting to smash them. They

look like adults though, they don't look

like kids.

Oh, there's so many damn afro hairstyles

in this game. That hair looks like mine

actually, if I was good at styling it. I

mean, that's what I wish my hair looks

like. I think that looks cool for a

guy. It looks like Victoria.

Actually, it looks like Victoria's mom if

she was young. That's so weird. I don't

think there's a Mida hairstyle. I need

long hair with a fringe.

What are these? Oh, it's hair color,

like a Twitch gamer girl.

Hmm, uh, I don't know.

Definitely think that's the most

attractive. Face. Oh no, I changed

it back now. Wait, let me see if I can

make a guy who looks like me. I really

don't like playing as a guy. I don't know

why. Why do I feel like it's kind of gay

to play as a guy instead of playing as a

girl? Which one looks like me?

Wait, let me change the hair first.

They should let you take a photo of your

face and then it turns into like a 3D

model.

No, that's not like my hair.

Why can you put a female hairstyle on a

guy? Oh my god,

actually that looks a bit like Mila's

hairstyle. I want to see the guys' hairs.

Why are these all women's hairstyles?

My hair kind of looks like this.

Oh, maybe it's— no, my ears aren't

visible. Where's my hairstyle?

Dreadlocks.

You feel emasculated if you play as a guy?

Um, I don't know. I feel like when I play

a game where I can make a character, I

don't feel like I am the character. I feel

like I'm me and the character's the

character. And if I could choose between

hanging out with a guy or a girl, I'd

choose to hang out with a girl. Not some

smelly man.

I feel like this looks like my hair but

more curly.

I swear there was another hairstyle that

looked a bit like mine. Okay, what about

face?

If I put glasses on, look, that looks

like my glasses maybe.

Which one's my face? Don't say it's that.

I wanna— maybe I look like this. My skin

isn't so brown, but it's not so white.

Well, it can be black. It can be really

black. That looks weird. It's like a

white— well, non-black guy with black

skin. Maybe I look like this.

That looks— no, my nose isn't that piggy.

My face is becoming that fat though. I

don't know why my face got so fat.

Oh, I got a donut. I don't think I've got

the alerts set up. Where is the alert?

A few seconds ago. Oh yeah,

why don't I hear it? Alert box.

Oh, thanks, Bright F4. What type of horses

do I like? Brown thick

ones with a bushy tail.

There should be a sound. When that plays—

why is there no sound?

Okay, let me reset the alert box.

Alert box, add.

Do you hear a sound? It should be

If I do a test, test sub,

that's weird.

Hmm.

Hmm.

No idea why the sound's not playing.

Oh well, I'll look at it later.

Thanks for the bits. I'm really

annoyed I can't get any videos about this

game to get views. I have no idea why.

So I'm gonna use the footage from this

stream to make yet another video.

Hopefully this time we'll get some views.

Otherwise, I'm making like $1 per video,

and I've made 5 videos now, and this game

costs £60, so it's like I

have to make like 80 videos to get my

money back. Hold on, £60 in

USD, $72.

It's gonna take me like 70 videos. I have

no— everyone's making videos about it and

they're getting massive views. And usually

do not buy gets views.

It looks like you before. When? I think

this looks kind of like me, but more

masculine. Maybe like this.

That looks a bit like me. I don't know if

you can adjust the nose shape and stuff

like that. Complexion. Now I

want to make a cute girl. I don't really

care about a guy. I can change eye

color. I don't think you can change his

nose shape or his lip shape. That's why

all the characters kind of look similar in

everyone's footage. I wish

I had a second screen somewhere. Gotta

keep looking at my phone.

Oh, I could get my tripod. Put the phone

in the tripod

and then— but the phone is horizontal.

There we go.

Try and make her look like one of your

exes. It's hard because you can't really

customize the face much. You have to use

the presets. That can be one of

my complaints, actually. The character

customization is not very customizable—

customizationable.

Presets are useless because they all use

the same faces you get here. Why is she so

freckly? Okay, so give

her a good hairstyle first and then we'll

see what face is the most attractive.

There's no meter hairstyle. I wish they

let you sort the hairstyles by length.

What would I do if a horse was wagging its

tail in front of you? Oh, don't trick me

into getting the police to come again. I

was gonna say I'd lift up its tail and

give it a sniff.

Everyone's talking about this game now on

Twitter. Even Keemstar's tweeting stuff

like, is it transphobic to play this game?

Oh, this kind of looks like Milla's

hairstyle. Actually, I make it brown.

Asian Mila.

Mila's hair is more of like a brownish.

Now I need to choose a white face.

Actually, haha, if I make it whiter Skin

color. Why does her face look so different

when you change the skin color? Black

Mira. That's Mira's mom.

Now something about her doesn't look like

me. This looks a bit more like Mira. Mira

had a very round face. Not that round.

No, no, they look too white or too Asian.

That's the problem. Looks like Hermione.

Yeah, Hermione's hair looks a bit like

what Mira's hair was like, just brown and

long.

Maybe like this.

I wonder what Mila looks like now. Is

anyone stalking her social media? People

are saying they found her boyfriend's

Instagram and apparently she's pregnant.

I wonder if I would feel upset. I think

enough time has moved on. I don't really

feel Like I would care.

No, this hairstyle is not very good.

Damn carrot. I hate games with this stuff

because I spend too much time.

I want to get rid of all the freckles on

her face.

Freckles and moles, how about none?

Complexion,

too much time moved on, no one would care

at this point. I think the trolls would

care if they thought I it would upset me

finding out. I don't think I would really

care anymore. I'd be interested,

like curious, but I don't think I would be

emotionally affected.

I like how when you switch here, it's like

a magical thing. It's quite smooth.

Which— okay, which face? I like this face.

No,

no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no.

And maybe it's probably the best-looking

Asian face. No,

no,

no. There's only 2 attractive faces,

this one and this one.

All the other ones look ugly.

Imagine making a character looking like

that. Jesus Christ, why would you want to

make yourself ugly? There's only 2

good-looking faces,

so maybe this one.

This one looks okay, but she just looks

too Asian.

I need a better hairstyle. She looks like

Some Chinese girl who

gets grade A's all the time and is really

boring. No,

I think she looks too fat. I prefer this

one. She looks more Western.

Okay, which hairstyle do I want? No,

no, no. No, no,

no. Looks like Chihiro. This would be

Chihiro's hairstyle, I think. Wait,

if I put black hair with the Asian girl—

no, I don't like how wide her face is.

Why are you being a girl? Hmm, cuz they

look nicer. It's nicer to look at than

They should give you like different

benefits of being a girl or guy, like guy

has more strength but girl has more

emotional strength or something.

This is too much hair. Okay,

I'm getting bored of this. I want to

actually play the game. Let's get a move

on. Damn it,

I can't choose which hairstyle I want.

Oh, this didn't play on the screen too.

Why does it want me to manually click it?

I need to check my Twitch settings later.

I need to plug my phone in.

Thank God my girlfriend is working late

today. I can play all day long. Looks like

Sabrina. No, Sabrina looks nothing like

this. I forgot what Sabrina looks like.

Actually, I haven't seen it in a while.

This one's okay, it's kind of short

though. Maybe I can change the hairstyle

later. They should

have a barber's where you could change it.

It's just like emo My Chemical Romance

hairstyle.

Is anyone else playing this?

It's giving me Fable vibes. You remember

Fable? That was a great fantasy RPG game.

I can't decide.

Running out of time here to refund it.

How long? 1 hour 18 minutes left.

That is an ugly hairstyle.

That's really plain.

No, no,

no.

Your PewDiePie video is doing great.

Yeah, I know, it's surprising. It's doing

even better than the I found my wife's

boyfriend It's probably gonna get like

15 to 20K views. Surprised how

well it did,

but disappointed my Hogwarts videos are

not getting any views. I think I

make the best videos when it's about

Japan, when I focus on topics that

are related to Japan, I seem to have a lot

to say. It's a good thing PewDiePie came

to Japan because it gives me stuff to talk

about. If he moved to like Bangladesh and

he was having a kid there, I couldn't give

a crap. I wouldn't make a video about,

oh, raising a white kid in Bangladesh. I

don't know anything about Bangladesh. I

kind of like this one. I wish you could

zoom out a little bit. Give her a scar.

No, I want her to be pretty.

Eyebrows are fine.

Now this is such a boring hairstyle.

Finding it hard to make her look

attractive. No,

maybe this one.

I don't like this outfit. It. So boring

and brown. A few cobwebs and some dust.

Why does she have a man's voice?

I'm eager to get to Hogsmeade. That was

quite something. You can give her a man's

voice? I am indeed a student, but I could

very well be able to help you. A few

cobwebs and some dust. I'm eager to get to

Hogsmeade. That was quite something. It

was wonderful. I believe I'm really going

to enjoy this. A few cobwebs and some

dust. I'm eager to get to Hogsmeade. That

was quite something. I am indeed a

student, but I could very well be able to

help you. Maybe that one's fine.

Let me see, do I really want glasses?

No, I think skin color is fine.

No, I like this girl better. This is a

well-balanced face.

Probably go with this hairstyle.

No, no, no,

no, no. No,

no, no, no. There's more boy hairstyles

than there are girl hairstyles.

Okay, I'll just go with this one. Getting

fed up with this.

Okay, what should we call— name your

character. Fat bitch.

What should I call her?

Fat bitch.

You can be a female wizard or a male

witch. No, I'm a witch.

What should I call her?

Mila Lord.

Mila Lord.

Did I ever say what Mila's last name is?

I shouldn't, because that's like doxxing,

isn't it?

Mila stupid bitch.

No, Mila Lolovich.

Hmm. Oh, it's playing the dono. It's not

playing the sound. Call her Sexy Horse

Lady.

Mila the Horse.

I think Mila is a nice name for my

character. What about last name?

Mila Daniel. Mila is gay.

Mira sucked my D.

Mira dumped me.

Mira Fat Bottom. That shit is quite a good