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Of endless talking.

God, it's so cold. My nose is all cold.

Sort of sick and tired of this country's

cold weather. It's just been cold every

day since— I don't even remember

the last day it was warm.

Not just one or two days, but actually

warm every day. I can't remember when it

was like that. Probably last— probably

last October,

end of September. It's been 2— 6

months of freezing cold. So sick and tired

of it. Just feel so miserable.

Hands are cold, nose is cold. Having a

shower is freezing. When you go to the

toilet, your bum's cold.

God, I'm so sick and tired of just being

cold all the time. Miss Thailand.

Thailand was so much better. Just walk

out, 5 PM, go to the shopping center.

It's nice and warm. Never have to worry

about being cold.

God, I miss Thailand.

I hate being cold. I'd rather be boiling

hot than freezing cold.

So damn cold.

And it makes you sleepy and not really

want to do anything. Just makes you want

to go to bed. It's middle of April.

Why is it so damn cold?

It's supposed to be spring. Just doesn't

make any sense. Where's the global

warming?

It's still snowing here. Where's that?

God, I don't know how people live in

places like Hokkaido or Norway

or Sweden or even Russia. How do they deal

with it?

I had to deliver 100 parcels today.

Insane. Although it only took 2 hours and

a half, so I guess it doesn't really make

any difference if you deliver 3 parcels in

a neighborhood or 10 parcels because

they're all next to each other, so you

just go It

just seems like a lot, although it's just

lots of small ones, so they probably won't

pay me very well. Probably pay me like

£45.50 per

parcel average. It's rubbish.

At least I didn't fall over today.

Do I never heat up whiskey? I've never

thought about doing that. Is it good?

Yeah. So I got a message from my boss

today, which is kind of weird. It wasn't a

message. It was an email. Saying that the

phone number that's registered to me is

not the right number. And then I checked

and I saw, oh yeah, I entered my phone

number in wrongly. So I'm guessing he's

been trying to contact me. But then why

doesn't he just go onto his messages and

scroll down to when we last talked? He's

probably had so many messages since we

last talked, he can't be bothered to

scroll down and find it. So I didn't reply

because I'm not sure what to do now.

And also he didn't bother reply to me, so

why should I bother reply to him? And if

it was so important, then why didn't he

just say what he had to say in the email?

So I'm just going to assume that it's not

important. Otherwise he would say

it in the email, wouldn't he? So I don't

know, I feel a bit nervous.

Started wondering, can I survive without

the job? Worst case scenario, I lose the

job. Would I be able to make enough money

from YouTube and OnlyFans?

Hmm.

Sell the car if I lose the job.

Get a bicycle.

I have this sneaky suspicion that I've

been getting lots of negative reviews and

I haven't been checking. I don't check the

reviews anymore because it pisses me off.

I used to check them and it just made me

feel down, so I stopped checking them.

Uh, it still says my rating is 4.2 out of

5, so I can't be getting that many

negative reviews, otherwise it'd be like 2

out of 5. It's just that I deliver 100

parcels, I didn't knock on a single door,

so there must be at least a couple people

who are upset about it.

There's always some people who don't like

it. When you don't knock on their door.

It's just annoying because it's like, oh,

the 95 people were happy, but because the

5 people were not happy, then I get in

trouble. And when the boss

wants to talk to you after not talking to

you for a long time, then you never— you

know it's never going to be good, is it?

Unless he wants to give me a different

route, which is also not good because I

like my route. I've memorized every

street. I don't need to look at maps. I

don't really want to be put onto the route

that goes into the town where you-know-who

lives, because it's, it's an annoying

town. I hate that town. I have to go

through it every day to get home, and it's

just jammed up all the time, full of

pensioners crossing the road at snail's

pace, crossing the road. And the roads—

oh my God. Usually when I come back home

after my last delivery, so I go

through the town and then once I'm out of

the town, it's just country lanes and I'm

like flying through the country lanes to

get home because I need to piss. But this

time there's a stupid red car doing, I

don't know, 30 miles per hour on the 60

road all the way back to my village.

So annoying. And I couldn't overtake

because there were like 5 cars behind him.

Massive wide open road, straight line,

and he's doing 30. Get off the road, for

God's sake. So annoying.

Stupid old people.

30 miles on a 60 road the whole time. So

annoying. And then on the other side of

the road, There were just packs of

cyclists holding up all the traffic behind

them. They should just ban cyclists from

being on the road. It's so annoying.

We're all trying to get to work or get

home or do work, and then we're all being

slowed down by stupid cyclists doing 12

miles per hour. And then when it's an

uphill, they're doing like 5 miles per

hour. And then they ride in these packs

like it's Tour de France or something.

Blocking the whole road. So irritating.

I think cyclists, probably cyclists and

old people are so annoying.

Remember when people were annoyed at you

doing the same thing? Well, when I was a

cyclist, I didn't cycle in a pack of

people.

It's just so irritating. I was

trying to get somewhere and everyone's

blocking up the damn road. Ban all

these slow people off the roads. That'd be

Yeah, they had like the funny outfit.

Cyclists wear these weird outfits, skin

tight. And then as I got into the village,

It was like a convoy of cars, and then

another cyclist was on the left side of

the road, and there was a parked car on

the right side with an oncoming car

waiting for me. So I was like trying to

squeeze through the gap, and this stupid

cyclist just standing there. Get out the

fuck of my way, idiot.

Can't they just go to a park and like ride

around in circles in the park? We, we, us

people, we've got stuff to do here, we've

got money to make. It's just,

well, it's Thursday, Thursday in the

middle of the day, and you've got people

cycling as if they've got no lives, got no

jobs to do or anything else.

It's such a waste of time, and you're just

cycling up and down for nothing whilst

inconveniencing everyone else.

Why? I mean, you're making the economy

slow down because you want to go cycling.

Stupid. Had this big lorry stuck

behind a group of cyclists because it

couldn't really overtake, and then behind

it was massive convoy of cars.

That was the most annoying thing about

today. Did my deliveries without any

problems mostly. Let me think. Yeah, it

went very smoothly apart from I lost the

parcel in the car, and then by the time I

found it, I was already too far away, so I

couldn't be bothered. Do it tomorrow. I

hate when that happens. I organize parcels

in groups, and then I'm looking for this

one parcel, and for some reason it's not

in the group. Because it usually slid

and moved whilst I was turning,

probably. And then I just can't find it

and I can't be bothered wasting all this

time looking for one parcel.

So unfortunately you didn't get your

parcel because the driver lost

it inside of his car. Imagine that.

Imagine you're like waiting for your

Amazon order. Yeah, my new iPhone's

coming. Can't wait. And then it says,

sorry, delivery tomorrow.

You'd be so annoyed, wouldn't you?

Yeah, it was their fault giving me 100

parcels. It's ridiculous. Amazon Flex

would never give you 100 parcels. At most,

they'd give you 40, and then for 40

parcels, you would make like £70.

Yeah, I did really well day trading today.

I got a 25% gain. I went from £7.10

to £8.86. I was just destroying the market

today. I can't even remember what I did.

I think I did a, a long and then a short

and then went long again and then I did a

tiny short. I tried to go short again,

but it didn't trigger my buy order or

my sell order, and then it tanked, so I

missed out on that move. But yeah, I did

really well, and Traveling Trader didn't

really help. Traveling Trader guy, he went

live for about 50 minutes and

he was like, yeah, yeah, I see Tesla long,

and then Tesla tanked. So I took the Tesla

trade and then I managed to get out

quickly. I took a 5 pence profit.

Yeah, I don't know about this Traveling

Trader guy. He didn't make any trade

alerts today at all. So all the trades I

did today were because, well, I found

I don't know what he's doing all day.

Yeah, so I'll probably not do any more

trades today because I already made 25%

gains, which is pretty good.

Very happy with that. It's just crazy to

think if I used my actual stock money of

$4,700 Instead of my little

£7 day trading account.

God, I could have turned £4,700

into £5,800.

Oh my God.

Let's just sell all my investments and go

all in day trading. The problem is you

make 25% today and then you probably lose

10% tomorrow. Is it

always someone spamming in the chat? I

just don't get it. For years

there's always been someone who just types

one letter in the chat spamming it.

It's quite stressful though,

watching it tick up and down, tick up and

down. Should I sell? Should I buy? Should

I hold? I don't know.

In the beginning of the day, before you've

got any losses, you feel like, oh,

there's no pressure. And then you do

pretty well the first 2 trades and then

you get cocky and then you blow the third

one and then you get mad and then you're

like revenge trading and then you blow it

again. It's really hard to like control

your emotions.

Why ban the word cereal? I don't think I

have. No,

I did really well today. Basically, I just

looked for key levels.

Yeah, I went long on that massive rip

today. It did really well. It was the Asia

low key level. Went long there.

Basically just trade key levels. And for

fair value gaps.

And don't manually enter the trade. What I

do is I set up the, the order and let it

automatically fill. And then if it doesn't

fill, then it doesn't fill. If I didn't

get it at the price I wanted it at, then

it's not really a worthy risk.

It's like I have standards. If you don't

fill my requested price, then I don't want

you. Standing up

This channel's a shell of what it used to

be. Uh, name one thing that isn't a shell

of what it used to be. British Empire,

the Roman Empire, Star Wars,

World of Warcraft. Like, everything dies,

doesn't it? Name one thing that gets good

and keeps getting good and stays good

forever. Yeah, exactly. It's common

law of nature.

It's just how the world works.

Food gets better over time. No, it

doesn't. It rots and then goes smelly.

Uh, tomorrow's Good Friday, no market.

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, no trading.

Boring. I guess I'll try and make a

YouTube video since people are bored of my

livestreams.

Damn, my short order didn't

fill and the market's tanking. I missed it

just by a tiny bit. Could have made

another 50 pence. Oh, I don't

want to be greedy. I already made 25%

Yeah, I still haven't gone grocery

shopping, and it's been almost 3 weeks

since I last went to Tesco. The last time

I went to Tesco was at the end of March.

I can't believe— damn, March was crazy.

My birthday, went to that restaurant, had

that really nice food, got in an argument

with my mum, canceling the birthday trip,

the Turkey Tom thing. Beginning of

April, not great.

What a wild ride it's been.

Next incoming bad news, probably I'm gonna

get fired from my job and have to go full

hardcore gay.

Am I still grieving? Um,

the frequency of feeling sad is going down

as I reacclimatize to my new environment,

my new mental environment of being

completely isolated and alone.

I feel like maybe it could be nice to get

a job where you work in a team and you

could like meet someone, see them on a

daily basis until

they tell me off and things get awkward.

This is why I hate— this is why I can't

give up YouTube, because I just— I can't

do any job properly without getting told

off or fired. It's just— I can't. For some

reason, I cannot follow the rules because

the rules are stupid. Why do I have to

knock on every stupid door? Why can't I

just leave the parcel at the doorstep?

And then idiots just pick it up when they

Do I— do I gotta take a stupid picture

every time? It's so annoying.

Well, I'm not gonna reply to the boss's

email because when I messaged him, he

said, oh, sorry, I was off. Yeah, well,

I'm off too. It's 6 PM. I'm not working

now, am I? So you can play that game,

buddy. He's probably younger than me. I

bet he is younger. He looks like he's

probably early 30s. Yeah, well, he didn't

reply to my messages when I was asking for

help. He just left it on read, and then

when I saw him in person and I asked him,

he was like, oh, I was off. Yeah, he sent

me an email because I think he forgot what

my phone number is because

we haven't texted for over a month.

Well, if it's that important, why not just

say it in the email? I don't get it.

She could have said it in the email.

I don't know what I'll do if I get fired.

Look for a normal job, maybe.

Sell, sell the car. Use all the money I

got from the car for day trading. £8,000

funded account, let's go. I made 25%

today, that's— I've made like £3,000.

I got to give you applause when I saw you

got married. Oh, thanks. Yeah, it was one

of my finest moments when I took her to

the McDonald's and we had Big Mac for a

post-marriage celebration. £3 gains.

Actually £1.86, but that's not important.

The important bit is that I made 25%

gains. It's not the amount that matters,

it's the percentage. Don't know why you

people don't get it.

25% of 8,000 isn't 3,000.

Yeah, well, it's 2,000, whatever, close

Car money is really your mum's money.

Well, yeah.

But I need a car, don't I?

Yeah, well, when I can prove that I am

getting gains using my skill and not luck,

then I will add more money to it.

I'm thinking I make a rule like if I can

end the month profitable, I add £10 to

my account. If I end the month

unprofitable, I don't add anything. What

do you think? So if I keep remaining

profitable, I would keep adding more money

to it, wouldn't I?

Sounds good. Your attitude

is really pissy today. No,

not really.

I'm just a bit

annoyed that I was gonna go short in the

market if it reached a certain point,

but it never reached that point, and now

it's tanking, and I missed it by just a

tiny bit.

It's a 4 to 1 move down. I would have made

like 80 pence.

Oh well.

You can have a winning streak and then one

day all your earnings get wiped out.

Well, you've got to make a plan so that

each losing trade only makes

you lose, um, 2% of your entire account.

So you'll put a stop loss in. The current

way I do it is the most I'm willing to

lose is about 20 pence.

I usually do 2:1 risk-reward ratio where

I'm looking to make 50 pence and risking

20 pence. So I think,

what's 2% of £7 or

£8 now? It's like 16 pence,

isn't it? Yeah, so I'm with each trade I'm

risking a maximum of 2% of the

entire account. So I

would have to lose 40

trades in a row to blow the whole account.

You would have to be shockingly bad to

have a 100% lose rate 40 times.

Without any wins. Yeah, I'm using leverage

when I trade indices. I've got a 20:1

leverage, so effectively I'm, I'm using

£8, but effectively I'm trading with a

£160 account.

If you lose 25% on £8K, you might cry.

Well, I don't see how I'm gonna lose 25%

on £8K. Because I'm not,

I'm not going to take a trade with a stop

loss that results in me losing 25%.

That'll be insane.

For £8K, the most

I'd be willing to lose on a trade would be

And I'll be looking to make £300 per

trade. But £8K is massive. I wouldn't put

£8K in a day trading account, not at this

level.

How old am I? I'm 36,

unfortunately. Old as fuck.

But at least I'm not going gray or bald,

so that's good.

I'm not 38, I'm 36. Why'd you always add a

couple years to my age? It's annoying.

Why are you being annoying?

Now I wasted my money on that stupid lamp

behind me. That cost £30. Never gonna use

it. I put it in the conservatory because

there's no lights in there when I thought

I was gonna sit in there, but then it gets

too cold when it gets dark.

Yeah, so if I'm risking 2% per

trade and I take 4 trades in a day.

That's risking 8%, isn't it,

if I lost all the trades?

So that's like potentially losing £600 in

a day if you lost all the trades. That

would suck.

But then on the plus side,

you could potentially be making 16% by

winning every trade.

Now, if I'm only— if I'm willing to lose

£160 per trade and I lost every single

trade, I only did 4 trades, £640.

Which would be 12%.

Yeah,

that's quite a big chunk of the portfolio,

isn't it? You might have to scale it down.

I mean, trying to make £300 per trade

is kind of overkill.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't be trying to make

that much money in a day. My goal would be

to make £50 a day, not £800 in a

day. That's just ridiculous.

I respect you for coming straight back to

YouTube. Yeah, I knew it wasn't going to

work. I just knew there's no way I could

stay away from YouTube and become a normal

person, get a normal job and be happy.

There's just no way that was gonna happen.

I would just lose the job and then be

miserable and be broke, and then I'll just

go back to YouTube.

I can't imagine what would be worth losing

YouTube for unless someone just says,

I'll give you a million pounds for your

YouTube channel.

Just crazy to think that anyone would

think that I would stop doing YouTube

when— how am I gonna pay for anything?

I can't get a job. I mean, I can get a

job, I can't hold it. I'll just lose it in

a few months because I'll get bored with

it and annoyed.

Put in 1K, you'd only make 5% a day to get

50 per day.

5%. 10% is 100. 5% is 50.

Um, yeah, maybe. I don't know,

I haven't really traded CFDs with such a

large amount. It'd be scary, wouldn't it?

A lot of us thought you were gone.

Yeah, I did try to seriously think

about not doing YouTube anymore, give it a

trial run, but it just— I couldn't do it.

I cannot imagine getting a full-time job

and then doing that for the rest of my

life. I would hate it so much.

Sorry, I don't know what I'd do if I lost

my job. At least I won't have to pay for

electricity or damaged car damages.

I think I would make more than

my expenses with just my YouTube and

OnlyFans. The problem is if there's

unexpected payments like car damages,

but then if I'm not doing the job anymore,

I won't really be using the car much,

would I, apart from going to the dump on

Sunday. So it would be not

very risky when it comes to unexpected

damages.

It's just getting out of the overdraft

without the job would be very hard, so I'd

like to at least hold on to the job for

another few months just to get myself out

of overdraft.

It would be nice not having to go to work

anymore. It would give me the whole

morning to try and come up with video

ideas.

Your mental health and personal

relationships would be better off if you

get off YouTube. No, my mental health was

the worst it's ever been when I was off

YouTube. But yeah, relationships would be

better off, that's for sure.

But I just— I can't prioritize

relationships over money. Unfortunately,

because I'll die. I need food and

I need electricity and I need water. I

don't need a relationship. I want a

relationship. I don't need it. I need food

and nutrients and heat and a bed.

That's what I need. You can't

sacrifice, sacrifice something you need

for something you want.

That's how you go homeless.

So I had to make the hard decision to

prioritize my well-being, because in

the end, that's the only thing that's

important, isn't it? Look after number

one. No one else is gonna look

Do I think Turkey Tom video was ultimately

good for your channel? No,

it didn't make any difference. Look,

we're right back to the same numbers we

were at before the Turkey Tom video. All

the names in the chat, you're all the same

people from before the TokiTon video.

They all literally disappeared.

All the people in the Discord disappeared

as well. Loads of people joined the

Discord before I quit YouTube when I was

sharing the link, and then by the time I

got back, it's all the same people again.

They didn't make any difference. It gave

me a slight boost in views for a week or

two, And that other guy, Sleep Before You

Think, he barely got any views, so it

didn't make any difference. He's only got

like 100K views. You didn't capitalize?

Well, it wouldn't have mattered because it

still— they still would have gotten bored

and left anyway. Yeah,

maybe there's a few people from the Turkey

Tom video that still here, but not a

very huge amount.

Yeah, Turkey Tom probably made a couple

thousand, and he wrecks my

life, so thanks for that. I made a couple

I think Before You Sleep video was good.

What, my one or his one? I thought it was

boring. He just said the most basic stuff

like everyone else has already said

before. Elvis Adian said it as well.

Daniel, if you wanted to hang out with

Chris Broad, why didn't you shoot him a

message? What a stupid thing to say.

Why would I send him a message? Say, oh,

hello Chris, please, pretty please, can we

meet up? You did promise me. So pathetic.

Chasing him up to go for drinks. As if I

really cared about going for drinks. I

don't care about going for drinks. Yeah,

I thought when he first mentioned it, oh

cool, I might meet Chris. And yeah,

I did get a bit upset when he just forgot

about me, but I don't really desperately

want to go for drinks and hang out with

Chris. It's not like I'm in love with him.

I don't care that much, but yeah, I can,

I can, um, tune into my resentment

and like exaggerate it for views and make

a big fuss over nothing because it gets

views, doesn't it? I don't actually care.

It's not like I'm crushed because Chris

didn't meet me.

He was engaged to Brittany Venti. Oh my

God. I do not like Bristany Venti.

She's got this— I don't know, she's not

ugly, but she's got like this facial

expression that— I don't know, like this

dark energy. Her eyes look dead and

swollen like she cries every night.

Something very wrong about her. I don't

know, I'm just like assuming because I

don't know her at all, but just from the

few clips of her I've seen She seems

toxic. All those people in

that sphere are weird.

That Diesel Patches guy, he's one of them.

They're all weird. I don't like

them. All they do is talk about

gender stuff, racial stuff. It's so

boring. I hate all this gender discussion.

They all just seem weird, and that's

coming from me. I mean, if I'm calling

you weird, then that's something.

There's another one, Wheat Waffles. He's

like another weird guy channel where he

talks about Like, what makes a man

attractive? What makes a woman low value?

All these weird terms like sexual

marketplace. It's such a stupid topic.

I hate it. It's so cringe.

These people are sad. I hate them all.

What is it called? The manosphere.

Get a life.

I remember Coach Red Pill used to have

beef with these people. People like— the

only reason I know Wheat Waffles is

because Coach Red Pill talks about it or

God, I miss Coach. I nearly said roach.

Roach Red Pill. I wonder where he is now.

Like, his body, is it in a hole in the

ground rotting? I can't believe he just

died like that. He did say he had some

kind of disease and he was going to die

anyway, like a heart problem.

I've gotta cut my hair, it keeps going in

my face. But I kind of like the way

it looks. It takes ages to wash and so

much hair comes out when I'm in the

shower. The drain was clogged with hair

because I don't usually— well, I thought

the hair would just go down the drain

hole, but it just kind of floats at the

top. Until I have to actually start

cleaning up all the hair.

I need to get some— I don't know, I can't

fit one of those drain catcher things in

the hole because it's got like plastic

hooks coming out of it which block

it. It's really stupid.

Yeah, I miss Coach Redpill.

He had a very— he was very good at

talking.

I noticed I like older men who are

good at talking and have kind of like this

cool bad boy aura. I think that's why

I like Travelling Trader, because he

doesn't come across as a geek or a nerd

and he's got charisma, whereas all these

other stock YouTubers are such massive

weirdo nerds. I can't stand them,

or they just come across as scammers.

Like, yo, what's up? Today's play, we're

gonna hit BNGO. Those kind of scam

YouTubers. It's either that or really

nerdy boring guys.

Get it cut by a professional, but then

they cut it in in this stupid style that I

don't like. My hair— my hair

to you isn't bad because I've cut it.

It's bad because you don't like the way

it's styled.

But I like this style. I remember

going to the hairdresser and they would—

they'd cut my fringe too short and then

you could see my eyebrows and then I don't

know, they'd cut my sideburns too short.

Everything would be too short, and they

have this weird way of cutting where they

use these 2 fingers and they use a comb

and they like pull up a bit of hair and

they're like— that's so dumb. Just, I grab

it like that and I twist it like that and

I go— why do they like get a comb and then

they get the fingers in? So stupid and

slow. Or they sometimes they pull your

hair and it hurts. Or if she's got big

boobs, they whack you in the back of the

head with the big boobs. And I hate the

bit when they get the mirror and they show

you the back of your head and then you're

expected to say something and then you're

like, hmm, very good. What am

I supposed to say?

I just grab chunks like that. I'll just go

like that, and then I go— well,

I won't even grab it. I'll just go like

that and go like you're trimming a bush.

And then once the bulk of it is cut off,

I'll then Fix imbalances.

That's why my hair looks great all the

Last time I paid to get my haircut was

probably 2006.

I remember I was in my anime weeb phase

where I wanted to look like a J-rock star,

Japanese rock star.

So I took a picture with me of this guy

who had this really cool hairstyle, and I

was like, can you cut this? And then she

tried and then messed it up completely,

and it looked so stupid. I was so

depressed for weeks until it grew back.

And I thought, I'm never letting anyone

cut my hair again. I felt so miserable.

She cut my fringe really short and it

looked stupid. It didn't look anything

like the picture. It's like you go to the

butcher's here and ask for Japanese

yakiniku meat. What cut of beef should I

get? And they have no idea what they're

talking about because they don't even know

what yakiniku is.

Worst cut of meat I've ever had. Go in

there and then we showed a picture of

yakiniku marbled beef slices of beef. And

then he literally gives me the cut of beef

which has no marbling at all. Beef skirt.

And then you fry it and it basically just

bubbles and boils in its juices. No fat

at all.

Terrible. And he's supposed to be a

butcher. He's supposed to know what he's

talking about. I literally went and got

myself a ribeye and sliced it thinly, and

it was way better and closer to yakiniku.

I just— I can't believe that a

professional has no clue what he's doing.

What's my background? I'm 50% white

or European, like German, French, and

English. And then I'm 40% Han Chinese

and I'm 8% Vietnamese. And then I don't

know what the other 2% is. Weird stuff.

I think like 0.1% Native

American.

But yeah, the reason why I kind of look

Southeast Asian is because my mum is

actually quarter Vietnamese, so I'm half

of a quarter.

So I don't have like the really slim nose

and pale skin that Han Chinese people

have. Don't I ever want to

go to China? Not really. I've been

to Taiwan. I have been to Beijing Airport

and it was scary. Yeah, I went to— I

think I went to Shanghai Airport on a

transfer last year and it was scary. They

just shout at you and they look angry all

the time because I didn't have my ticket

printed because usually you don't need

your ticket printed. You show them your

phone or it's like registered on the

system already that you have a ticket.

But they kept asking where my ticket is,

and they were like, go there, you stand

there, find your ticket. They just like

bark orders at you. It's so annoying. It

sounds like my mum.

And they all just look angry and pissed

all the time. It's not a nice place.

I find the people very rude. And then when

I was, you know, you go through the

scanner, the metal detection thing, and

you hold your arms out. She was like

patting me down and then she like

shoved me to make me turn around. She was

like, like that. And I had my arms up and

then they found coins in my back pocket.

And then I was like, oh, my coins. And I

was like trying to turn around to get them

out. And then she kept like shoving my

shoulder, telling me to stay still.

Really rude. Just shoving me.

Just let me get the coins out. It'll be a

lot easier than you trying to get them

out. Really,

really rude people. I hated it.

Horrible. They treat people horribly.

Little Chinese woman shoving me, punch her

in the fucking face. How about that?

Shove me, shove your backside.

Fucking Chinese people. Korean people

are annoying as well, elbowing you in the

backside. A stupid little Korean woman,

old woman. I was in her way and she just

elbows me in the back. Not even an excuse

me. People are so damn rude in Asia.

The only exception is Thailand, where

they're really polite. I have never seen

such polite people in Thailand. I mean, I

have never seen more polite people than in

Thailand.

People just suck.

I hate people.

All sadness and misery comes from other

people. I would have a great day if it

wasn't for people ruining it.

I can't stand it when people bark orders

I mean, I'm the one paying for your wages.

You should show some respect, bitch.

The only reason you're getting any money

is because I'm buying plane tickets and

traveling whilst you're broke-ass stuck

here in your own country. Wage slave.

Yeah, if I see the manager in person, he

asked me, oh, did you get my email? I'll

be like, oh yeah, sorry, I was off. I was

off. Sorry about that.

I don't reply after work hours.

Sorry about that.

So sorry, not.

Imagine thinking I'm actually sorry.

I didn't do nothing wrong.

Yeah, so if I was running my own delivery

company, here would be the rules. Don't

need to take stupid photos and don't need

to knock the door. And if the customer has

a problem with that, they can fuck off.

Get a parcel box, idiot.

Just get a little box and write parcels on

it so we can put it in the box.

And if it's so important for you for the

doorbell to be rang or knocked, why don't

you just get a little camera and and point

it outside the window so you can see

people approaching your door. But old

people are like, oh, it's too difficult,

I don't understand technology. I can't

plug in a camera and scan a QR code and

then connect it to the Wi-Fi. It's so

hard.

I've got 100 parcels to deliver and they

expect me to stand there knocking on the

door. For every delivery.

Yeah, she did. I got told off a couple

days ago and she said, can't you just ring

the doorbell? It's not hard to ring the

doorbell. Yeah, but I don't want to ring

the doorbell. It's not hard for you to get

a parcel box and shut the fuck up.

It's not hard to look where you're going,

dumb bitch. How about

just don't step out of your door without

looking where you're stepping and then

blame me because you're a stupid retard?

It's not my fault you're an idiot.

Gonna do it again. I put the box right in

front of the door under the little ledge

so you can't see it. Haha.

What if I super glue the bottom of the box

to the ground? That'd be funny.

Or what if I just start delivering really

early at 6 AM? Then no one will

be out. I did think about that. The

problem is I can never get up early

and it's always all frosty and cold in the

morning. It's really cold in the morning

and I'm wearing my coat and jumper and

everything, and then it gets really hot a

few hours later.

It's weird. Imagine having a job and you

do everything properly. Who even does

that? You have to be such a loser. Oh,

I do everything by the rules. Boring.

Whenever I get a job, my main goal is to

break as many rules as I can get away with

and to not do anything properly to make my

life easier. Otherwise,

it's not worth— if I can't do this job how

I want to do it, then it's not worth

doing. I wouldn't want to do this job if I

had to do it by the rules. It's not worth

it. The pay is too rubbish. The damage to

my car is too much. Other expenses?

I'm losing, I don't know, hundreds. I

gotta buy a new tire as well soon.

Do I wear 2 pairs of trousers every day?

Yeah, because it's still freezing cold.

Does your boss care about your reviews? I

hope not. I'm pretty sure he won't if it's

just, oh, the box had a hole in it. But if

I keep getting reviews saying I didn't

knock on the door, he might say, Daniel,

why aren't you knocking on the door? And

I'll just say, uh, I did. Maybe they

didn't hear it because they're stupid.

Don't ever tell me what to do.

It will end you. It will be the end

Yeah, I remember when I first started the

job, I actually did everything properly.

Knocked on every door. I took the photo.

I was like, I just need to get a photo.

Just need to get a photo. I just gotta get

a photo. Just gotta get a photo. Just

gonna get a quick photo. I gotta say that

100 times a day. Fuck that. I just

take a photo of it in front of the door

and then leave it at the door.

I hate it that you like have to hold the

parcel in front. They're waiting to take

it and you're like, oh, I gotta take a

quick phone call. I feel like an idiot.

I feel like I'm accusing them of lying

about receiving it, so I've got to take a

photo. Especially if

they're colored, like if they're black, I

feel like I'm being racist. Like I'm

assuming they're going to file a complaint

saying they never received it. Or if it's

a woman and she's got her legs showing, I

feel a bit like a perv. Or what if a kid's

taking the parcel? It feels weird taking

the kid's photo. It feels weird all

around.

Yeah, I just— I don't think I'm cut out

for the honest life. I'm more of a

criminal. Maybe a life of crime is for

Thievery and treachery. You know, games

like Skyrim or Starfield,

I always— or Fallout— I always pick the

class where you're like a thief, so I

always max out pickpocketing. And

pickpocketing and sneaking because I love

stealing. I'd like pick the lock to the

storeroom and then steal the stuff.

I always pick that kind of character or

max out those skills.

I saw this guy on YouTube Shorts He has a

van and he can pick locks.

So if people— I don't know how they do

this in the first place, but it seems like

a lot of people lock themselves out of

their car. I don't understand how they do

that. They leave the keys in the car, but

how does the car lock itself if the keys

are in the car? So they lock themselves

out the car and then they've got to call

this guy, and then he shows up in his van

and he picks the lock. And gets the key

out, and he can even cut a new key,

and he pay— they pay him hundreds of

pounds.

That's kind of cool.

I hate YouTube shadow bans some comments

based on certain words. Yeah, I know,

it's really annoying. I wrote a comment on

Marcus Brownlee's new video about that

Stupid bionic hand thing. I said, God,

this technology is so rubbish. And then I

checked back later, the comment was gone.

I don't know if it was auto-removed or

they removed it. It was rubbish. It was

like that, and then half

a second later the robot hand moves. So

laggy and rubbish. Our technology

is not very good, is it, for certain

things? Bionic limbs and arms hasn't

really improved much.

Did I have time to play with my new toys

last night? No, I haven't tried it yet. I

plugged it in to charge it up. It's

charging now. I locked myself

out of the car once. Key on the parcel

shelf and I closed the boot. But wouldn't

the other doors be open? I don't

understand normal cars. Do the doors lock

automatically? Because my car knows

if the key's inside of it. I remember when

I first got the car, I had 2 keys and I

left one of the spare keys inside of the

car and I was trying to lock the car and

it just wouldn't lock. And me, Dave

Gibson, my mum were at the charging

station And then this other guy was

charging his car next to us and he was

like trying to help us. And then he said,

oh, the car must be faulty.

No, it's not. I just had the spare key in

my backpack and didn't realize if the key

is in the car, you can't lock it.

I don't know how these old cars work.

Yeah, I probably won't make new OnlyFans

stuff until it gets warm because it's

freezing. I don't really want to get naked

unless I have to. I only get naked when I

go in the shower. It's so damn cold.

I watered my vegetable patch today. I

don't know if anything's gonna grow. It

said it'll take 90 days for tomatoes to

grow. I gotta wait 90 days to get some

tomatoes. And I don't even know if they're

I might not even be here in 90 days. 90

days would be May, June,

July. I hope I'm still here.

I hope I'm not back at my mum's house.

My mum will never give it a rest, saying

I'm horrible when she's the one who's

horrible. We both think each other is

horrible. That's the thing. I think she's

horrible. She thinks I'm horrible. She

thinks she's done nothing wrong. I think

I've done nothing wrong. So we just can't

agree.

I literally didn't do anything wrong,

though. She just snaps at me for stupid

It's, uh, I really don't want to have to

go back home because I feel so

disrespected.

And I feel like I can't do what I want

without getting yelled at.

God, I wish I had my own house. The one

thing I do fear is what if I get kicked

out? I wish I had my own house and just do

what I want with it. That'd be nice.

No, I don't own this house. I'm renting

it.

There's certain things, like you can't

have pets.

Certain things you can't do.

And then he might raise the rent or decide

to sell, or I don't know, maybe he wants

to use the house.

You have a good deal for the price.

Yeah, I think for £900 you get a whole

house. It's pretty good,

and I really do like the area. Very quiet.

It's nice that there's no shops around.

You don't get people hanging around. I

hate it when you got like a village and

it's got a co-op and a fish and chips and

a pub. I like having nothing

here so there's no reason for anyone to

come here.

Do I have to move? No, I'm just

saying if— I don't know,

maybe— you always got a plan for

worst-case scenarios, don't you? Like,

what if I lose my job? What if I get

kicked out?

I don't know how I'd get a new place

because now I don't have— I don't know if

my mum would send me £10,000 again.

Daniel isn't into rough cereal. No, not

I'm not really into weird stuff.

I'm not very freaky apart from when I do

OnlyFans and I put stuff up my bum.

Didn't I like the buzz of the city like

Osaka? At first I thought it was cool.

And then you realize it's just like loads

of shops and restaurants that you're never

going to use or go to because you're not

rich.

I'd much rather just go to the

supermarket, get ingredients, have a nice

kitchen to cook in, than waste loads of

money in restaurants.

No, I don't miss living in a city.

It was good for dating. If you really want

to date and you're on dating apps, then

being in the city is great because there's

loads of people. Public transport, lots of

places to go to.

I don't know what you would— if you want a

date here, where are you going to go?

Abandoned castle?

Yeah, cities are nice when you're young,

but then you get older and you want peace

and quiet. And just to focus on your

hobbies.

Grow things.

I don't really like going to shops.

I find it a bit boring. If there's

something I want, I'll just go on Amazon.

Is there a chance I would meet Crypt Cutie

in real life?

Uh, maybe. I'm not really looking to meet

people at the moment.

As of right now, I don't really feel like

meeting people. Maybe it will change

in a few months, I don't know.

I guess after a while I'll go get back

into the dating marketplace.

I'm more focused on trying

to pay off debt and

having alone time.

Was my mum a cleaner her whole life? No,

she used to work in this egg farm. For

quite a while until I think the UK, they

banned battery hen farming. So then

she had to get a new job.

I don't remember her having any other

jobs. It was that egg farm and then Leeds

Castle.

She kind of only had 2 jobs her whole

I don't think she had other jobs unless

she had some other job when I was really

young and I just didn't know.

Have I tried reselling on eBay? Yeah, I

used to buy Japanese whetstones

from Japan and sell it on eBay, and then I

got banned.

And I had a load of unsold whetstones in

my bedroom, and I was hoping my mum was

going to bring me some so I can sharpen my

butcher's blade. But now I guess I'm gonna

have to buy a new one when my blade gets

Yeah, I've had many online businesses.

Online, I mean, dirty panty business,

whetstone business, stock photography