hey guys whats up its me daniel

Is this Twitch only? Yeah, just Twitch,

because if I stream on YouTube, no one

will watch, and then I'll get pissy. I'll

be like, oh, you guys never watch when I

play games. Just want to make sure

this actually works first because I've

been having internet problems and my

tongue hurts. So if I sound retarded,

it's because it hurts when I speak. So if

I sound retarded— I don't know why I keep

getting this painful lump under my tongue.

Maybe vitamin deficiency or something.

Under my tongue. It's fucking annoying.

When your job requires you to speak, it's

not great when you keep getting pain in

No, I haven't been sucking on anything

either. It's always like the same place as

well, under the left side of my tongue. A

little lump, very tiny lump appears, and

it's so painful. My God.

I didn't bite it or anything, so I don't

know, it's just like random appearance.

How do I get the game sound to work too?

Global settings. There's only a mic audio

input. Where's the game sound?

Uh, so stressed out recently.

3-day freaking weekend in Thailand meant I

couldn't get anything done. Got stressed

out about the internet because my

internet— I had really good internet for

the first month in Thailand, and then

because it's only 30 days, it's now been

30 days, it ran out of days.

I tried to top it up, it wouldn't let me

top up. Because of the stupid— it

wouldn't let me top up because you need

this thing called True Wallet, and I

can't use True Wallet because you need a

Thai bank account. So I tried signing up

to it. Wait, is there audio?

I asked my girlfriend to sign up with it

using her bank account, so she signs up

with it. And then I said, okay, so can you

put the money in now? She said, how much?

I said, 2,000 baht. And she said, what? I

don't have 2,000 baht. I don't understand

how she never has any money. Again with

the fucking money thing. So gave up on

that. She doesn't have 2,000 baht in her

entire account for some reason. So I just,

um, I, I found my other SIM card that I

used before going to Japan, which is AIS,

different network. Costs 1,500 baht for

unlimited internet, but they don't have 5G

and the connection speed kind of sucks.

So I was downloading Diablo 4 at

like 800 kilobits per second, not even 1

megabit. And then she whips out another

SIM card, gives it to me, and this one's

actually really quick. It has like 1,000

megabits, I don't know, like 1,000

download or something apparently. So I

used that to download Diablo 4, but it

only has a 70 gigabyte data limit on it,

and, and Diablo 4 is like an 85 gigabyte

game. So I used up the entire data

allowance on the SIM card that's really

quick just by downloading Diablo 4. So now

I have to go back to my shitty AIS SIM

card, which is not very quick. Like an 85

gigabyte So

yeah, very frustrating with the internet.

I said, why can't we just get wired fiber

optic broadband in the apartment? She

said, fiber— we don't have fiber optic

availability in this building. I don't

know why, because the building's old or

something. How dumb is it? You're living

in the capital city of a country and you

can't even get fiber optic. How stupid is

that? So I don't know what to

do. This stream probably looks crap, but I

don't really care because it's

the best I can do. Oh yeah, I want to get

game sound.

Where would it be coming from? System

input.

Hello?

I'm so stressed out because Diablo 4 is

trending now. I need to get the videos

out. So I made my video and now I need to

level up. I need to grind like fuck to

get to high levels so I can make builds.

I'm only on level 12, so I'm really

stressed out because it's already 12

o'clock. I've only got fucking 6 hours. 3

fucking days weekend, couldn't get

anything done. And she's like, why don't

you make videos when I'm here? And then

continues to have bloody phone calls all

day long. Yeah, as if I can make a video

with someone on the phone behind me.

Did you hear something from Thai lessons?

No, I haven't heard anything though,

email or anything. So I need to ask her to

ask them what's up. Where's the fucking

email? Because everything in Thailand,

they always forget everything. You go to a

restaurant, order Coke, fried chicken,

and ramen, and they only They'll only give

you like the ramen and then you're like,

where the fuck's my beer? Oh, sorry, we

forgot. They forget everything. I don't

know what it is with people here. They

always forget. So, oh, I forgot. Well,

what happened to my school thing? Oh, we

forgot. Where's my Coke? Oh, where? Oh,

we forgot. Oh, where's my Burger King

chicken cheese? Oh, we gave it to the

wrong person. Sorry. We're at the

restaurant on Sunday. They gave us the

wrong order. Came up to us, started giving

us fried pork and rice and we finished our

meal already. They can't even get the

orders right. Oh my God. What is wrong

with them? I don't get it. It's so

frustrating. They're like half

asleep half the time. So now I need to

find out where the hell is my school

email? Am I actually enrolled in the

class? Where's my visa documents? Come on.

Paying you good money to do this stuff for

me and you mess it up.

Um, testing, testing, testing, testing.

So now I need to find out where the hell

is my school email. Am I actually enrolled

in the class? Where's my visa documents?

Come on, paying you good money to do this

stuff for me and you mess it up.

Let me know when you can hear the game

sound. Testing, testing, testing.

I don't know if you can hear the game

sound or not. Find out where the hell's my

school email. Went out on Sunday to see

some garden thing. It was so damn hot.

Just walking around for like an hour and I

felt like I was gonna collapse. It's so

hot. Just sweating and sweating. And the

area was shit. Like poverty slum area,

stinking. Disgusting stray dogs walking

everywhere, pissing all over the place.

Half-naked old men just squatting on the

road. I really hate these places in

Bangkok she keeps taking me to because

they're so damn ugly looking. But then we

go to the Central World, like the central

part of Bangkok, and it's really nice and

modern. And I think, yeah, Bangkok's not

too bad, but only in the central bit. You

go out of the central bit, everywhere's

just shit, like a slum, and it's ugly and

sucks. It's like

2% of the entire city is worth going to.

98% of it you want to avoid. Avoid,

or else you're gonna just feel crap, hot,

and feel like you're surrounded in

poverty, by poverty and slums, and it

sucks. Okay, how do I get the game sound

to work? Oh my God, I don't have fucking

time for this.

Audio input capture. Is it virtual input

or is it stream input? I don't know,

so many. Hello? Uh, no.

What's that input? I don't think that's

the right one.

Audio input capture. Is it virtual input?

Or is it? I don't want to get logged out

because then you have to log back in.

Hello? No, what's that input?

I don't think that's the right one.

Audio input capture. Is it virtual input?

Or is it? There should

be an audio thing called Desktop.

Why is it not there?

Add source.

Um, is it audio output capture or input

capture? Oh, it must be output capture.

So I'm not inputting the game sound, I'm

outputting it.

Hello? Hello?

Remove that one. Audio output capture.

I can't tell if it's working because I

need the game on,

not minimized, for the sound to actually

play.

At least the game is kind of smooth. I

don't know if the game's online or

offline. It's like offline sometimes.

Not minimized for the sound to actually

play. Oh yeah, it's playing, it's playing.

It's just really loud. Okay, turn it down

So how does it sound? I don't want the

sound to be too too loud. Testing,

testing.

Um, so how does it sound? I don't want the

sound to be too loud. Testing, testing.

Maybe a bit lower. Yeah,

it's pretty good. Okay.

Wait, why is there double mic sound now?

Oh my God, why is everything so difficult?

I want to bring up the chat on my iPad.

Okay.

Let me sort out something else.

I don't really want widgets, so I'm

thinking if something funny does happen,

which I doubt would happen, I could use

Let me see

if it's working.

Okay, looking good. I think it's working

actually. Touch wood.

Now I need Twitch on my

iPad. Okay, looking good. I think

it's working actually. Touch wood.

Now I need Oh,

I need to log in. I hate it because

I got to get the phone number thing.

Oh, still battery on my phone, thank God.

I hate all these logins need a

verification code to your phone,

and I've got like 4 phones.

If I lose this SIM card, I'm screwed

because all my verification codes come to

this SIM card.

I don't know what I would have to do if I

lost my phone. So I can't log into

I'd have to like phone the companies,

contact the companies like Twitch and

YouTube to Delete that number.

Actually, I could just play my own stream

on the Twitch app.

Yeah, she's quitting her job as well. I

mean, she already quit. I think she still

has to go in for a few more weeks, so

that's gonna suck because then she's gonna

be here more. People don't realize I

need to be completely alone to be able to

do my stuff. It's too embarrassing if I

feel like someone's listening. I get all

nervous and I shut up. I mean, I shut

down. My mind just kind of shuts down.

This game sucks with mouse. You need your

controller.

Okay, 6 hours grind. We need to level up.

I'm currently level 12, and what I really

want is I want to be able to do these

talent tree build things.

Stupid sound. So you got this massive

talent tree, which is pretty cool, and

people like Fextralife and Craze Gaming

pumping out build videos. That Fextralife

is so dumb. I mean, I can't stand that

guy, but he knows how to get views. His

voice is so annoying. He's like so robotic

sounding and monotone. He has like 20K

viewers on Twitch and he just pumps out—

he did it when Elden Ring came out,

pumped out all of these Elden Ring build

videos. He must have made like 100 build

videos. Oh, flaming sorcerer necromancer

build. Now he's doing it with Diablo.

I want to do it too because I got quite a

lot of views doing on Elden Ring. Hoping I

can do it here. So I invested like $140

buying 2 new games, Street Fighter 6 and

this one. So if I flop and I don't get the

views, then I've lost money. I'm basically

gambling now. Instead of gambling on

stocks, I'm like gambling with video

games. I might refund

Street Fighter 6. I don't know, I actually

like playing fighting games sometimes,

and this game seems okay too. I already

made 2 videos on these and

they've made like $20, so I need to make

like another $120 back to break even.

Does it sound okay?

Yeah, it sounds okay.

Yeah, I'm kind of afraid I have to pay

more now she has one less job, but I was

already paying loads anyway. She really

tries to not pay as much as possible.

Like, we'd go shopping and I'd pay 3,500

baht for groceries, which is like $80.

Then we go to a restaurant where it's only

like 700 baht bill for the

meal, which is like $15, and then she's

standing there waiting for me to pay and I

just paid for the groceries, for fuck's

sake. Can't you pay for this at least?

This is just a tiny bill in comparison.

So I asked her to pay for the restaurant

when I pay for the groceries.

I think that's fair. I mean, it's not

really fair. Fair would be 50/50. I'm

paying like 80/20.

I keep saying, where's your money? She

keeps saying, I don't have money because

of the traveling, went to Phuket and

Japan. Yeah, well, so did I.

You can't be saying that's all of your

money. You must have more. You got 2 jobs,

rental income. Come on,

you're saying you really make no money?

And I'm nearly dead. Oh my god,

it's hard to play and not die at the same

time. Oh my god, I'm gonna die.

This game is so stupid. Oh my fucking

god, you can't do anything.

Like, where's the parry and the roll?

When you got no potions, you're basically

fucked. What's that?

There's no sprint. Where's the sprint

button?

Can we play online, like cooperative, if I

make a clan? Don't know if anyone else

At least when you die, nothing really bad

seems to happen apart from you lose 10%.

You lose 10% on your thing.

Durability. You can't do anything apart

from dodge and run away.

The combat is you just stand there holding

down the A button.

It's kind of satisfying in a way. I feel

like I'm cleaning, like you're cleaning up

the mobsters, the monsters.

She keeps wanting to travel. We went to

Phuket and it cost like $500 or $600 for

the hotels and everything.

So you want to save up money— well, I want

to save up money. But it's really hard

because she keeps saying, let's travel

here, let's go there.

I want to go back to the UK for Christmas,

but it's going to be so expensive. It's

like £1,000 for a return ticket.

Plus I want to rent a Tesla. It's going to

cost like £700. I wonder if I can write it

off. It's like a tax write-off. 'Cause I'm

only getting the Tesla so I can make

videos about it.

Oh yeah, I hired a CPA because, um, I

think I fucked up my taxes.

I don't think I've been doing it properly.

So I paid £150 for this accountant who

hasn't replied to me yet. I hope he's not

a scam. But I'm thinking he

could save me money if he does my taxes

for me, and that would make the £150 worth

it. Plus I can put the £150 fee as a

write-off as well.

Oh, I'm gonna die again. What? There's no

block button either. You can like run away

and dodge like that, but you can't block.

Look, I'm just getting hit and there's

nothing I can do about it if I want to do

DPS. At least on Zelda you can like run,

you can run in, do a few hits, run out.

Oh, there's a potion there.

Found the accountant on— it's called Tax

scouts.com. It just matches you up with an

accountant.

I think I can write stuff off, like tech I

buy for the channel. I can write it off

because I made— I was doing my tax

self-assessment for last year and my tax

is so freaking high because I made a lot

of money last year. So I'm a bit freaked

out now because I've got this massive bill

I've got to pay now because I made like

£20K last year. That means I've got to pay

like £2,600 tax,

which is a lot of money. And I'm not

making a lot of money now. I was making a

lot of money last year, but I gotta pay

now. I'm not making a lot of money now and

I'm spending a lot of money now, plus

gotta pay this big tax bill now. So I'm

like a bit freaked out.

I'm gonna die again.

Oh my God. Oh,

potion. You're basically

really dependent on having potions,

otherwise you're screwed.

Oh, why they keep spawning? Oh,

it's this stupid shaman guy.

Can claim everything— tech, games, hotel.

Really? I said, I mean, I heard that it

says you can only claim things that are

used only for your business. So if you use

it in your personal time, then you can't

write it off. But how do they know?

Like, what if I buy Diablo for my content,

claim it as a write-off, but then I

secretly played it? How would they know I

played it in my personal time?

I can't do anything. I don't have any

ranged. I got no potions. Now I'm fucking

screwed. Stupid fucking game.

Oh my God,

maybe I'll link— put a shout out

on YouTube that I'm streaming. Ah,

okay, I forgot

how to do it. Wait, everything takes so

damn long. I need to switch account,

press post, create post,

type it in, streaming on Twitch. For a

bit. It's so annoying I don't get any

viewers if I don't clickbait the title,

something like, oh, I got a tutorial on—

uh, okay, I'll do it non-clickbaity

this time. Uh, how do I get the link for

Back to Twitch channel.

Yeah, I think I just link this bit.

Post. And my channel's so dead

now.

What's that sound? Oh, is that my voice?

Yeah, okay, it's working.

So I have to start back here again. I keep

dying. I don't know why I keep dying.

I've got no ability points. Do I go down

here? Search for a way deeper into

Kasama.

How's your day going? It's okay, a bit

stressful. I had to rush out some videos

because this game is— I think it's

trending. It came out today. The early

access came out a few days ago.

But I think most people just buy the

standard edition and don't pay extra for

early access. Most people want to save the

money, I think.

Would you pay an extra $20 just to play it

4 days earlier?

I put out a Street Fighter 6 video,

Diablo 4 video. Uh,

now I want to make some Diablo 4 build

videos. I want to make— my first

character is going to be like a bleed

build, focusing on bleeding,

so I can do like, uh,

Rampaging Berserker Bleed Warrior or

whatever stupid title.

I don't know why I take so much damage.

Maybe I need to equip some gear. I do have

some better stuff.

Try my character.

It's weird when a video game has a

staggered release with early access and

then normal access. When I do the do not

buy video, it seems to do badly compared

to when a game just has one release date

without early access. Because I made a

Diablo 4 video like 4 days ago when the

early access version was released and it

bombed. I mean, it flopped.

So I'm trying again today on its official

release, hoping that have better results.

It's hard to judge these things. I feel

like timing is the most important bit. If

you get the timing wrong, like if I do a

review a month from now when the game's

already out, then it won't get views.

This guy keeps spawning them.

Oh, I go down here.

Oh, I go in here. I guess I didn't help

myself by starting the game on the highest

difficulty level. It's not the highest,

it's the highest you can do at this level.

Tier— world— world tier 2.

Where do I go?

Oh, I go this way. Sealed.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah.

I can't see anything. The stupid camera is

so crap. I hate the way it's above you

instead of behind you like a normal game.

I think this game would be better if the

camera view was adjustable. I can't see a

thing right now.

It's gonna really suck when I have to go

to school because I won't be able to— I

won't be able to be quick with the videos.

I have to go to school and then come back.

Actually, I'd be back around now,

but I like to wake up early in the

morning, get all this video stuff done,

out of the way. Otherwise I feel stressed.

I feel stressed when I've got this queue,

like a queue buildup of videos I need to

make, and I don't have time to make it.

Everything's like a race against time with

YouTube. You gotta be quick before the

trend dies.

And by the time I level up, it's gonna

take me ages. The trend's probably gonna

be dead. I don't even know what I'm

gonna do for the video. Just say, oh,

this is my bleed build. But how can I tell

the viewers that this is my bleed build

when I don't even have the points in it

yet? So I need to

get to like level 50.

I think school starts next

week, but they didn't

send me an email yet. I also don't

understand the application. They, they

photocopied a bunch of papers, asked me to

sign loads of stuff, took a photo of me as

well for the application forms, but I

don't think they've actually applied.

They're just preparing the documents, and

then I have to go to immigration myself to

do the application. I'm a bit confused.

What if my application doesn't get

approved? I have to leave Thailand next

month, beginning of July. If I

don't get the student visa, I don't know

what I'm gonna do. If they say, sorry,

but we have rejected your application,

I'm screwed. I I'm gonna have to leave

first week of July. I don't know where to

go. Maybe I'll just go back to the UK,

save up some money. I don't really want to

go back to Japan. I'm kind of done with

Japan. The only reason to go to Japan

is to look for a girlfriend, but it's not

really my goal right now, is not to

look for a girlfriend.

I don't really feel like having a

girlfriend is, is what's helping

me towards my goals.

Actually, I feel like having a girlfriend

in most cases Makes your goals harder to

achieve because you gotta spend time with

them. You can't be like 100% invested

and obsessed with your goal-achieving

activities, otherwise they get sad and

they feel like they're not getting

Are you gonna grind the game? Yeah, I'm

grinding it now.

I put the difficulty on higher difficulty

because it says you get more XP and loot

and stuff. The game's not

hard, it's just, um,

I don't know, I do die a lot, so how can I

say it's not hard? It's not difficult.

Just annoying.

I keep running out of potions.

What's that? Rohaxa Elite. Oh, this looks

bad. This is a boss.

Oh, I have to kill this thing before I

attack it.

That's pretty weak, actually. Gift of the

Mother, easy.

That affects your life. It's just no life

in the game. 20k viewers, he must

be raking it in.

My Zelda videos did really well, didn't

they? It's just a shame I didn't get to— I

didn't get to make any videos about crazy

building stuff just because I was too lazy

to. I actually

have no ideas to make some crazy boats or

tanks or whatever.

I'm nearly level 13 because I saw people

just reuploading clips of crazy inventions

in the game and getting like a million

views. It's fine. I made like $300 off

Zelda, so that was a— that was a profit.

Don't know about Diablo. Can I make a

profit? It costs $70.

I really don't want to lose money.

If only I could get games for free.

I'm taking so much damage. What the hell?

My eyesight's gotten worse. I can't— I'm

struggling to read the chat on my iPad.

Don't get it, so I got my eyes tested

when? Last year? And now they're

bad again already? How?

I only have 2 abilities. The first one's

like basic attack and the second one's

like a bleed sweep thing. Why don't I have

other abilities?

Try and move the iPad closer to me.

It's all blurry.

Oh crap, stop attacking! No, no, no,

trying to move the iPad.

I want to buy the ROG Ally. That looks

pretty pretty cool. Now I can play

Diablo on it. I might actually buy it.

Do a do not buy, why I regret, why I was

wrong. But the ROG Ally is like $600

or $700. I would need probably 200,000

views to make that money.

Isn't it funny, I just get YouTube to pay

for everything I buy by shitting on the

product. Oh, I leveled up! Nice timing.

It is pretty satisfying when,

when you hit the jackpot with the views

and basically YouTube just pays for it.

But it's not guaranteed every time, I

I could write it off as a tax write-off.

$600, why not?

It's, um, yeah, I'm a gaming channel,

it's for my business.

I actually messaged my accountant asking

if I could do that, but he hasn't replied.

It's probably the middle of the night in

the UK now. Give him some

I'm a bit worried because one of the

British girls I fucked on Tinder last

year, she was actually a tax She says she

works for HMRC that tax people.

I'm worried she would like Google my name

and then try and screw me. I don't think

she even knows my name. I have a feeling

she was the one who got me banned on

Tinder because as soon as I pump and

dumped her, the next day after I blocked

her, my Tinder went weird. Wasn't getting

any replies or any new matches. Like maybe

she reported me. But I didn't do anything

bad to her. I just said she's really fat.

That was so uncomfortable. I think it was

after I came back from Scotland. She was

my first Tinder date, and we actually just

hooked up first night.

She came and picked me up at the petrol

station outside my house at like 10 PM at

night. I said, do you want to stay over?

My mum was upset because at the time there

was a storm and the power went out. My mum

was scared and I just ditched her to go

sleep with this Tinder date. I went to her

house. She lives in Ashford. And then we

just went into the house, had sex, and it

was really awkward afterwards. We just sat

there in the bed watching— we watched Boba

Fett on her Disney Plus.

Never again. I'm so sick and tired of

having one-night stands with ugly people,

and then afterwards it's so awkward. You

just want to leave, but you don't want to

make them feel bad, so you want to leave

in a nice way.

So you gotta put on this act pretending

you'd like them up until the point when

you leave, and it doesn't feel good.

Oh my god, there's so many enemies now.

I'm getting raped.

I feel like the game is lagging as well.

It is lagging. Look at them rubber banding

around.

The sex was really bad. I mean, she was

massive. I didn't

feel attracted at all. Had to really use

the power of my mind to Stay hard.

Yeah,

I'm playing on my Razer laptop, 17-inch

pro gaming laptop, RTX 3060.

Bought this when I was in Manchester back

in 2021. It's proved to be a— actually,

I could write this off as tax write-off,

couldn't I? Could I? I don't know, I use

it in my personal life as well, so maybe I

I'm hungry.

I prepared spaghetti yesterday. I need

to make it soon.

Oh, I have a skill point.

I might get that whirlwind ability. I need

more AoE.

Why

did they all just die?

Okay, my new build— I

mean bleed build. What should I get more

points in? Flay?

No, I didn't tell her she's really fat,

but I was saying it on streams and stuff

and I was worried she might have found my

Whirlwind. I could get Whirlwind.

Hmm, you also have defensive skills over

here.

These are cries for defensive stuff.

Taunt nearby enemies. What about this one?

Brawling kick. Powerful kick deals 20

damage.

Booming voice. Charge leap.

Oh my god, the talent tree is massive in

this game. I really like having talents

like in Cyberpunk where you can customize

your playstyle. I think it makes it a lot

more fun.

Well, I might get Whirlwind,

so that's why.

I need to make sure the mic doesn't run

out of battery. Hmm,

okay, it's fine for now.

My table is a mess. It's just like full of

tech and phones, iPad, Switch, laptop.

I need to tidy up. I got too much stuff,

but I use everything, I swear.

Oh, what is this? A boss? Bernard.

Why am I dying? Okay, I think I'm dead.

This is really hard.

Potion.

And it's lagging. I think I die when I get

caught in the red beam.

Yeah, I'm dead.

Why didn't you ask your girlfriend why she

didn't find a new job before she quit her

job? I don't know. She said she doesn't

want the job. She's just gonna do her

part-time second job.

She said she wants like free

time or something to learn

something.

I don't know what she wants to do. She

keeps changing her mind. She actually has

2 master's degrees, I think, one in

physiotherapy and the other one is in

pharmacy stuff, because she keeps changing

her mind what she wants to do. For a

career.

She just stuck to one thing. At her age,

she should be making good money, but she

keeps quitting. Sounds like

someone I know.

Who else never sticks to the same thing,

keeps quitting and starting again?

Sounds like your boy.

Oh my god, this boss sucks. I hate

bosses. You gotta learn the

mechanics and stuff.

I guess I have to dodge these red things,

but there's so many of them. How can I

dodge them all?

Oh, I can't move.

I can't get the potions. Why can't I get

Give me Is

Diablo is very opposite of Zelda.

I don't know, is it really? You've got the

dungeons, you got the open world, you've

got loot.

It's kind of the same. Pit Lord,

it's like Daniel Lord.

Oh God, these are so tough.

Yeah, I don't know if putting it on world

tier 2 was a good idea.

I'm gonna

die.

I'm dead. Oh my God.

If I keep dying, my equipment's gonna

break.

This music is so annoying. Turn this damn

music off. I hate this intense violin

scary wannabe music. Shut up,

it's just

annoying. It's not intense or anything.

I hate the opera kind of choir singing

with violin and it's trying to be all

intense.

I actually have better armor and stuff I

haven't equipped.

Do I have to start again from the

Okay, try again.

Oh, it is from— is it from the beginning?

I think I know what to do this time.

Oh, it's so much better without the music.

It's weird though, it's like weirdly

quiet.

It's like weirdly anticlimactic.

Why don't they do cool music? Like some,

some really heavy metal or rock music

would be epic right now. But no, they do

stupid orchestra choir kind of music.

Why is metal seems so unpopular? Like, no

one wants to use it in games, or not

many games want to use it. I think not

many people— I think the gaming companies

know that a lot of people don't like metal

or rock, so they play it safe.

A lot of people dislike rock, I think.

What? Whoa, my mic stand's falling! Oh

crap, my mic stand fell off. I'm gonna

die. Can I pause it? You can't pause it.

Stupid mic stand, piece of stupid crap.

My stupid mic stand

fell off. It fell off the table.

Oh no,

I'm trying

to fix the mic. Leave me alone.

The stupidest thing came off the table.

What?

Oh my fucking God, you stupid Fucking

light stand.

Trying to unscrew the metal thing.

How did it come off? Not even touching

it.

I'm getting so frustrated.

I don't even know how that happens.

Is it working now? The game is so

frustrating. Okay, it's fine.

I think it just got loose and it was like

unscrewing itself.

Okay, I need to finish this stupid boss.

Why am I having such a hard time?

Focus.

Oh my god, there's too

many red things I need to avoid. I can't

avoid everything.

Those are the first 2 phases. The 3rd

phase is damn hard. I think one potion

as well. I don't

do enough damage.

Maybe I take out the small ones first.

I'm gonna do bleed damage and then run

away as the damage ticks. Oh my god,

there's so many of them.

If I just run around in circles like this,

I'm so screwed.

I can't— there's no block button. What am

I supposed to do?

If I go on the steps, I get nuked by

something. Oh, get it!

Where's my helper? I'm dead. I'm so dead.

My helper's not doing anything.

I don't like this game.

Oh, why can't I do this?

I don't get it. What am I doing wrong?

I don't have any potions or something.

Uh, is my gear broken?

I still have 40 out of 100.

I should be able to do this. I don't, I

don't get it. What's going wrong? Okay,

try again.

I hate boss fights so much.

There's no way I can dodge everything.

If I kite them around, maybe let the NPC

fight them. Look at all this crap.

I'm lagging as well. I thought this game

is offline. Diablo is an offline game,

isn't it? Actually, I think it's online.

It's weird because it seems like an

offline game, but then it's on— it's

running on servers.

Run, run, run! Bleed and run!

The combat is quite fun if it wasn't so

laggy. It's not too bad.

Okay, this is the 3rd phase I get screwed

Spam bleed and run,

run, run,

run.

Ah, I'm not doing well.

Oh my God,

nothing is dying.

Oh, the potion. Give me the potion.

Oh, I'm actually doing quite well.

Oh, get the potion. Why am I running so

slowly?

There's no potions. There's 2. I think

there's 3. 3 guys left.

I'm gonna die.

I'm dead. Oh my God,

maybe

I'll do a new why I hate Diablo 4. This

game sucks.

Maybe I'll switch to 2-handed weapons.

I mean, dual wielding weapons.

Easy. Okay, this bit again. I need to

focus on one of the winged things to get

the potion to drop.

Maybe this one here.

I can't stand still or I

Move.

Oh, move, move.

Oh my God, I keep— oh my fucking

God, I keep getting snared.

I don't know what to do.

Wellwind really doesn't help. Can I refund

that? Only costs 8 gold to refund it.

Accept. Oh, 96.

Refund rank.

Oh, it just refunded everything.

Um,

maybe I

can do more DPS with a different

Get Flay and then

I'll get— hmm.

I still think the bleeding is best.

Maybe I could get something defensive,

like, uh,

5 additional maximum life, that'll be

pretty good actually.

Ground Stomp, smash the ground dealing 10

damage stunning surrounding enemies,

that'll be pretty good too. Maybe I get

that and then— how many points

do I have? 4. I get 15% extra life.

I can also get a Sanctuary. Is pretty

cool.

Leap could help me run away.

Maybe Leap would be good too.

I'll try that. Okay,

I got Stomp and Leap.

You can also assign the weapon you use

when you use the ability. Maybe I use my

big sword, and this one— test

it out. Y stomps.

That leaps. Okay,

okay, I've got more maneuverability now,

but I have less bleed damage. I think

it's a good trade-off.

Okay, that stun's pretty good.

I'm worried my lower damage output

would make it harder.

Seems to be doing worse now.

Why am I doing worse?

Oh, did worse. How?

Surely the stuns— says you cannot join a

boss encounter now. Why?

I think my lower damage is making it

Huh,

what's, what's happening?

I keep getting

stunned.

The difficulty level of this game just

suddenly ramped up so much.

It was really easy up until now.

I can't get the potion.

Yeah, I'm screwed. I got one potion.

Third wave,

might have to leave and just farm to get

stronger.

It's getting destroyed.

Potion,

potion, potion,

potion.

I was doing so well. I don't know what to

do. I'm not making any progress.

What do I do now? It says all my weapons

are broken.

Maybe I could try dual wielding.

My legs are broken.

A cycle, cycle weapon.

I'll try dual wielding.

I hate this.

It builds up fury faster when you dual

wield, the little orange thing.

Hmm, seemed easy. I got 4 potions.

Okay, I can do this.

It's too

If I can

kill this big one first, maybe. Oh, I

killed it! That might make it easier.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, this is looking good.

Seems like dual wielding is better.

Oh my god, oh my god,

I might actually do this.

Oh, just one left.

Oh, I think I did it! Oh my God,

I'm a gaming pro.

The dual wielding made it so much easier.

I don't know why.

How long did that take? That took like an

hour, didn't it?

We're going to make Lilith pay for what

she's done, so we

need blessed blood. Go back to your

father, get that blessing. Beg if you need

to, whatever it takes.

My mother started this damn ritual.

I'm going to finish it.

Blah blah blah. All that

and didn't even get a level, just half a

Okay, now what?

What do

I do?

I think I finished here. I didn't even get

any loot. It just gave me like 900 gold.

Didn't even give me anything.

Disappointing.

I was hoping you would do your game review

and how you always say you don't like the

game. I did on the second channel. I made—

I should have made one on the main channel

too. About why this game sucks.

What do I do? I can't go in there.

Slay Venard's demonic servants.

Where?

Been here before when

Mm-hmm.

I don't know.

I can't— there's stupid doors blocking the

way. Let me Google it.

Of knowledge.

Slay Venard's demonic

servants.

It says after defeating her, she'll drop a

variety of different rewards to pick up.

This will also complete the quest. I

didn't get any rewards and it didn't

complete the quest. The hell happened? Am

Oh, maybe I did get something. This

Mother's Knife seems pretty good, but I

can't use it.

I don't know.

Ah, fucking hell,

dropped my phone. Sorry about that,

too much stuff on my desk.

Um,

I think

it means I have to leave this place.

How do I get out? Return to your campaign

state. What does that mean?

Are you sure you want to return to your

campaign state? What does

that mean? Can't they talk in English?

How'd you change the map?

Maybe I go back to the town.

I didn't unlock the waypoint.