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Testing.

Okay. Oh my God, this battery bank's so annoying.

You have to hold the power button down for it to charge, but it won't charge the GoPro. It's really annoying.

I don't know how to get it to charge the GoPro. I need to get a new battery.

You

think.

So do you think this looks worse than the GoPro or same?

Seems kind of stable.

That meal was pretty good for 50 baht.

I don't see how you can cook food for cheaper. 50 baht is like $2.

So if you had that every day for a month, that's like $4 a day. It's like $100

$120

to eat in a restaurant every day.

Yeah, I don't know how they make a profit

because they have to pay for the building, the staff, the electricity, the ingredients.

So it must be costing them like 25 baht to make a dish.

I think if I stream one more hour, I get my sub button.

I wonder if anyone would sub to me.

Averaging like 10 viewers.

If this was YouTube, I'd average maybe 90 viewers, 80 to 100.

I want to get out of this weird shopping center.

The quality is good.

Wow, buying that speed booster the add-on package.

It's a good idea.

I don't know if I

can get out of this place.

Well, the good thing about Kik is there's no ads.

Although I think I'd prefer Twitch over Kick just because I'd make some money.

But if someone like Sam Pepper raided me, get like 1,000 viewers.

Maybe I should snipe Ice Poseidon. Confronting Ice Poseidon over CX Coin.

I want to see how much I weigh. Is it free? I need 1 baht.

I don't have 1 baht.

Okay, so the phone should be charging.

Oh my God, it's not charging! What?

Oh my God,

the phone's gonna die as well. Why is it not charging?

Okay, it says it's charging.

It said it was charging last time and then it stopped charging and

now it's not charging again.

Oh my God. God, maybe

we buy a battery bank here. This RoyPow battery bank is rubbish. It says it's charging and then it's not charging.

Okay, I think it's charging now.

Oh my God, what a stupid battery bank.

I switched the port. There's 2 USB ports on it, fast charging and 5-volt port.

Yeah, I think it's charging

now. It's a really dumb battery bank. It's got an on and off button, and then I have to like keep randomly clicking the on button for it to actually charge.

Usually a battery bank doesn't have an on and off button. You just plug it in, it starts charging.

This was an expensive battery bank. It's like £100. I bought it for the, for the Steam Deck.

You really think there's no difference between this and the GoPro? I have to check when I get back home.

It looks pretty stable,

which is weird because in Japan it was shaking all over the place.

Okay, how do I get out?

Why is it so stable?

Hello, lovely peaches, welcome to my stream. How do I get the fuck out of here? They don't put the descending escalator next to the ascending escalator, they put it in a different

place. Oh, I'm back

in the food court. I think I need to give back the card.

Thank you.

Wow, she's so rude. She shoved it in my hand.

Man, didn't you think she was rude?

Blue blah, blue blah, blue blah.

How do I get out?

How do I get out of this place? Nice.

They're selling beetles.

Selling dead beetles.

Oh my God, it's not charging. 16% now.

It is charging, but it's losing charge slowly.

I want to buy this dress for my girlfriend. It's pretty cute.

I wonder how much it is.

My girlfriend would look hot in this. Imagine this short skirt thing.

That would turn me on so much.

Yeah, sailor outfits always look pretty cute,

especially on Japanese girls. Melts my heart, softens my

Melts my dick. Do you remember when there was so much outrage because I said that? People trying to cancel me. I wonder if I lost fans because I said that. Like, did it actually have any impact?

People used to make those videos about me saying I'm a racist or a pedo.

Look at this.

Yeah, maybe I'll get like a train set to go around my fish tank. I'm just going through every hobby and getting bored of it.

I think there were definitely a lot of people who were upset and disappointed when they realized I'm like a degen. They thought I was like a wholesome nice guy when in reality I'm like a degen.

I think I definitely lost a lot of fans or potential fans.

The Deutsch Reich spam. I guess that means German train. What is a Reichsbahn?

I became less degen over the years.

Stream snipe Ice. Tell Ice he better watch his back if I ever catch him after what he said about my wife.

Knock him out.

Run up from behind with a stick.

Knock him out. From. He said Chihiro was, was like giving him the looks.

He said he thought she wanted him when we met. He said when I was in the toilet, she was giving him the looks.

Oh my God, how do I get out of here?

All these paintings everywhere.

Look, I should have bought one of these for the SD card safe.

Imagine I bought a safe to put my SD card in it and then Chihiro was trying to crack the safe.

Do I go up to get out?

Well, Chihiro's just kind of awkward when she has to speak English.

Do you remember how weird she was when I first filmed her and she was in that pink dress? Yes, uh, this is the car park.

I don't want to go to the car park.

Extreme snipe D-Pac. I can't get out of this stupid shopping center.

Hmm, maybe out here.

16%. I think the battery charge Charger's keeping, keeping it charged, but it's not going up. It's just kind of going down very slowly. Well, I'll probably stream for a few more hours since I'm out here.

I left one of my battery banks at the Korean girl's house.

It looks like it's gonna

rain. Keeping it.

What shopping center is it? It is, I don't know, next to Jatujak Park Market.

Jatujak Market.

I quite like the Jatujak Market. It's interesting.

It's got a lot of cool stuff like fish.

It's quite busy today. A lot of people are coming back to Bangkok. Bangkok because it was a Thai national holiday since Friday. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday was like a triple weekend, so a lot of people went back to their family homes outside of Bangkok and now they're coming back.

It was the king's birthday yesterday on Friday.

Not yesterday, Friday.

So I didn't go to school on Thursday and Friday. Gotta go tomorrow, starting level 2.

Imagine I dropped my phone on the traffic.

Oh, it's called JJ Mall.

JJ Mall.

Wow, this stream looks so much better than the last one I did on YouTube.

Good quality, stable. Wow,

I gotta do another IRL on YouTube. Like this. Exact same settings.

This is so much better.

The only problem is my battery bank is kind of letting me down.

I guess when you have 4,000 bitrate, the quality is pretty good.

I think Ice usually streams at like 7,000 bitrate. I need a drink.

My girlfriend went to her sister's wedding yesterday. She said there were like 5,500 people, and some people flew from America and Japan, her friends. Can you imagine flying Flying to another country to go to a friend's wedding?

I would never.

It's a pretty nice day. Cloudy.

Happens every day. What, flying to go to a friend's wedding?

She said I was invited, but I didn't want to go. Oh, look at my hands. The hand rash is back. I need to put the cream on again.

It's looking pretty bad.

Maybe I gotta look for a drink. I get a coconut, maybe.

The app on Kick is so glitchy.

I can't tell if it's playing or not. Can you see my hand? It's all red.

I think I spent 600 baht today.

Damn,

my girl's tall.

How many viewers do I have?

Is that wet concrete?

Concrete's wet.

It's just frozen at 13 viewers on my screen.

Oh look, they're mixing cement.

19 viewers. Wow, well, it's pretty good.

Taking water out of a manhole. So using the sewer water

To mix cement.

He's just opened the manhole to take water out.

Old lady laying bricks.

Imagine you're like an 80-year-old lady and you're mixing cement. It's kind of sad.

Hi, bud.

I

want to get a drink.

Hope naked guy shows up again. I don't think I'd get in trouble on Kick. It's not YouTube.

I want a coconut. Seeing Sam and Ice drink coconuts all the time kind of made me want to get one.

White people are so tall here. Every time I see white people, they're so tall. It's like only the tall white people come to Thailand.

They're like 6 foot tall every time.

Oh,

they got cake. Oh, it smells so bad.

It's the same market you went to on your last stream. Yep.

Trying to get to the food part of the market.

15% battery.

This battery charger is not doing a good job at charging.

I won't charge.

Is there a goat in the middle of the road?

Those goats

are

so fat.

Where's your girlfriend? She's at work,

working again.

Trying to find a coconut.

Oh, I want that cat.

We're not allowed cats in our building.

I like these black and gray.

But remember, okay, the 40 years ago, like, was different, right? By the time, by the time

I can't tell if I'm streaming or not. Oh yeah, is it streaming?

Sometimes it's good to pour,

sometimes it's bad. So how to make— I think This is my ice cream.

I still can't find any coconuts.

Where's the damn coconuts? So many

people.

I think it's on the other side of this building.

How do I get out of here?

Now I'm stuck in here again. Look

at Google Maps.

I'm

back here at

again. Oh my God, phone's on 12% battery. Stupid battery bank doesn't work. Tired.

Can't find a coconut. Where the hell's the food part of the market? The market isn't only animals and fish, you know, there's also food. I think I can

enable my sub button.

How do I do that?

Oh my God, iPhone sucks. Look at the web browser on iPhone, can't move it. I'll use my Android.

Enjoyed.

Uh, I still haven't streamed enough.

I need to stream another 13 minutes.

I haven't streamed 5 hours yet.

Battery bank's not working.

Oh my God, this battery bank sucks.

It's not charging it, it's keeping it slowly charged, but it's not fast charging it.

So it's at like 12, 13, 12% now.

So

I

do I buy a new battery bank or I just use the one I have at home? So I have another one at home.

So frustrating.

I don't want to spend money just for now.

That barrier nearly hit her in the head. Did you see that?

So thirsty.

Did girlfriend answer about dowry? No, she ignored me.

I said, does your family do dowry? And then she just said, have you had lunch?

I think the rest of the market's this way.

Nice to see you again.

People just step forwards without looking.

So stupid.

I

think by law it should be forbidden to walk without looking where you're walking.

Too many people look sideways and then step forwards. They should be arrested.

Such amazing skill.

What happens if you can't pay the dowry? You get dumped.

Why would you want to marry a man who can't pay Hey.

Oh, I think we have 1 meter.

People just stretch out their arms without looking where they're stretching. I found it.

This is the main market area, not the fish place.

Michael, the visitor.

Ah,

coconut.

One coconut. One coconut, 60 baht. Okay, 2, 100. 2? Uh, just one. 160. Okay, okay.

Thank

you.

Thank you. Oh, spill it.

Why they put the lid on top?

Oh my God,

someone's frying chili. Spray, give me cough. Oh, is that a little cat?

Where am I going? I'm going out of the market. Go back.

The coconut's so heavy,

I think it's empty already.

It's already

empty.

Finish. Thank you. Coconut is more expensive than my lunch.

How's the coconut more expensive than my lunch. Oh, excuse me.

Should buy a battery bank.

Uh-oh, 7% battery.

Looks like the stream's gonna end.

Stupid

battery bank.

Oh, I want to buy one.

The cable came

out in the bag.

Oh,

electronics,

electronics store.

It's just cases, no battery banks.

Do you have a battery bank? Power bank? Yeah, power bank over there. Yeah, yeah. Oh, uh, start 5,000 and together 10,000 and minimum 30,000. Do you take Visa? Visa card? Do you Take Visa card? Uh, cash only. Cash only? Yes.

Okay.

Uh, where can I get cash?

I need a cash machine.

Why did that woman come stand behind me?

It's kind of charging. 7% now. It went from 6 to 7.

I've

only got 400 baht.

The battery bank was like 1,600.

Look, doing massage. Should I get a massage?

Yeah. Why do the women scream so loud here?

Thai foot massage, 200

Chinese girls so tall now.

This is an ATM.

Yeah.

Oh, there's a train station here. I didn't know there's a train station right here.

No, do I really want to buy a battery bank?

I kind of need some

buy one anyway. This battery bag's rubbish, the one I'm using. Can't even keep the GoPro charged.

Some of these girls talk.

Boring day out? No, it's been quite fun.

First year again.

I can't buy 2 coconuts because it's too hard to hold.

I'd drop one. I'd probably drop one coconut if I held 2.

Hmm,

where's the ATM?

Well, good for you. Good for me.

Ethiopian, like, sauce.

It's probably an ATM in the train station.

Uh, I get told off for filming in the station again.

Yeah, I see ATMs.

Okay, let's buy the

bag. Battery bank.

I think it was this way.

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Hello, hello. Uh, what do you want? Uh, power bank. Ah, yeah, yeah.

Some more, start from 5,000 milliamps,

but recommend made in Thailand. This one, 10,000 milliamps. I need more. Oh, maybe this one, it's 30,000. 30,000, but yeah. Oh, sorry, it's okay. Cool color, sir. Black? No, white. This one white, kind of the same. White is cheaper.

Oh no, 20,000. Yeah, has so many,

around 2 USB, 2 C-type. Which one? New, new charger. Charger. This one, uh, have warranty and original from this brand, so it, uh, it's safe, not cool.

Okay, you want to see? Um, okay.

Oh,

many, many.

Oh yeah, 2 C-type, 2 USB, and this one in. This one, um, it's fast. Yeah, fast. 2.1. Yeah, 2.1. Every, every one? Yeah, every 2.1. But C-type is the fastest. C-type? C-type. Yeah, fastest. I want, uh, this and C-type.

C-type, C, uh, C2C. Sure, you want a short one? A long one. This one,

1 meter?

Yes, 1 meter. Different color? You have 2 meters? 2 meters. C2C have only 1 meter. Okay, thank you.

How long is 1 meter?

We have this one, 2 meters. Uh, I want 2 meters.

Okay.

You want that? Um, yes please.

Okay, thank you, thank you.

Where can I sit down?

2,500 baht, that's like a quarter of my rent. That was kind of expensive,

but you know, I'm a professional streamer.

That is the price you gotta pay.

Expensive day. I spent 3,000. 2,200 baht.

Nowhere

to sit. Nice

stand here.

Okay, see if this actually charges the phone. 22,000 baht. Oh my God, 30,000 milliamps.

Oh, thirsty.

How's that? Is it any good? Do you feel energized?

It's cost me 2,000 Thai baht. In US dollars—

oh my God, $60! Oh my God,

that was way more than I thought it'd be.

That just cost me $60.

$60 power bank, that's a quarter of my rent.

Oh,

oh.

Why did you buy it? Because my power bank's rubbish.

It says it's charging, but it's not charging.

They sound like they're from Osaka.

Come

on.

Uh, uh, why am I

Why am I sitting in a market in Thailand, guys? What am I doing with my life?

I might try the USB-C cable I bought as well. It should be faster.

It's not working.

Doesn't work.

Waste my

money.

How'd she do it? Okay.

I

need to buy a drink.

Oh, wasted $60. It's not charging. It's doing the same thing my other battery bank does.

It's not really their fault.

I don't know what the problem is. I think the problem is my phone is used too much power. It's using more power than the battery bank can provide. I need like a more powerful wattage to charge it.

Why does no one sell drinks?

Pepsi?

Oh, I need a drink.

Why does it say Pepsi but they don't sell any Pepsi? I'm so sure it was like under—

The USB-C to USB-C cable didn't even charge it.

Oh my God, no one sells drinks.

Trying

to

find a drink. Thirsty.

How

much? Um, 15 baht. 15, 15. Thank Thank you. Why is he telling me in Thai?

So he's trying to give me a Thai lesson. Yeah, I know how to say 5.

Oh

yeah.

Stupid battery charger.

I don't understand the new charger. Charger doesn't charge with the USB-C,

but the old charger does.

I think 6%.

Oh, so

annoying.

Shiny.

Okay, it seems like it's charging.

It went to 6 to 7, from 6 to 7.

But might go home now. Fed up, fed up, tired.

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level of the game.

Enable my sub button.

Uh, 5 years. Says I can't enable my sub button.

It says I can't enable it.

Maybe I can't enable it whilst I'm streaming.

It says I need 5 hours of streaming. I stream

6. Only need 75 followers, so I got 100. But when I press enable sub button, it says cannot enable.

What?

Yeah, maybe it takes a while for Kick to realize

That I streamed 6 hours.

Uh, kind of want to go home now. Finished what I wanted to do, bought my medicine, fish stuff, had lunch,

tested the stream setup. GoPro works pretty well. If I just was able to charge it.

The— out the end of the castle.

Bought you them. Hey, our guest. Okay, right.

Oh, starting to rain.

How do I get to the train station?

Yeah, it's very crowded on the weekend.

The weekend market.

Too many cute girls everywhere, making me

angry and horny.

Ah, time to go home.

Tired.

All right guys, I have

the car to the station.