My mum gets upset [8zWrZdFjFQ8]

Hello, it's our last day in this hotel. Checking out in a few hours. My sister went drinking with her boyfriend. Quiet! I'm making a video. Bloody wife interrupting my video. Nani sagashiteru? I have all my bags packed. I couldn't fit my shoes inside, so I just put it into this bag and then hanged it off the back.

Huh?

My new shirt! Someone knocked on the door at 9 AM in the morning, and then she just came into the room, and I said, who's there? And then she said, oh, sorry, and she quickly went out. It was really embarrassing because we were both naked on the bed. Why do they come to clean the room at 9 AM in the morning? It's a bit early.

Looks like—

smells like feet. Mum, are you going swimming?

Yeah, I thought you're going to go massage.

I'm scared. I don't want to get naked. Oh, it's all wet. I wanted to— I want to sit down on the edge and just put my legs in, but it's all wet.

It's cold, it's cold. It's cold.

Peanut.

Nice.

Welcome. Wow.

Wow.

Oh, I'm all wet. We have to check out and my trousers are soaked. Bye hotel, on to the next one. Say bye.

Bye.

Ready to go. Is it heavy? That's heavier than mine. What? Ground floor. Where are we going?

Going to heaven.

Where are you going? Where are we going?

I no idea. That's why I just tell you. I wish to go to heaven now.

All peaceful. We're at the bus station.

We're going to get on the bus to the next place.

I need the toilet. Central Pahang. Smells like curry. We're supposed to be getting the bus at half past 5 and it's half past 2 now, so we have lots of time to kill and they're trying to figure out where to go now. It's very hot. So the plan is we're gonna get on the bus and we're gonna go to some, some other place which isn't here. Not sure where we're going. They have a finger sandwich. We're back at the bus station after having lunch, and we're going to get on the bus. Are we going on the bus yet? When are we going on? Oh, City Wangsa. They're getting on.

Let's go.

3 hours later, we're finally here, and it's really dark, and we're in some kind of jungle. Can't really see much. Now we're gonna get on a taxi to the hotel. I need to pee really badly. Oh my God, we're staying here? This is the hotel we're staying in? No! What happened to the 5-star hotel?

Oh, I see.

We're in some kind of small town. I don't like it.

From five-star hotel to one-star.

Why are we in a horrible hotel? That taxi smells like pee.

We got to catch a train. It's not a hotel. It's not look like a hotel to me.

Smells weird. Destroyed. Got up the stairs. There's a staircase here. I don't want to go back in that stinky elevator.

Hotel.

That's better.

Smells weird. I guess it looks kind of clean in here. What are you complaining about now? Malaysia 2007. It's a bit outdated.

Taxi, a new one.

Malaysian pot noodle. Security.

706.

It's not pot noodle. Maggie, Maggie noodle.

สุดดักดิมากกัน,ชớpบักดิมาสะ.

What's so funny?

It say สุดดักดิมากกัน,ชớpบักดिमากกัน.

What does that mean?

Pot noodle Maggie me. Have enough.

Mm-hmm.

Bob Marley hole.

Why is it Bob Marley?

Oh, the color.

Seven, you stole that water. Oh, smells like urine. Is this our room? Is this the door to our room?

That is Peachy Old Town House. What's inside here?

Smells like piss. 701's here. I'm 706.

Cockroaches!

It's a lizard. Is it a gecko? Oh, it's moving.

Ah, free bed!

Show the bedroom.

Like London, Paddington Bear.

Where's the light? No electricity. Look, there's catch your own breakfast in the morning lizard. 707, 705, 706. Home sweet home. It doesn't smell too bad. Oh, we have electricity. Oh, look at the shower. I want to go home.

Shower? Quiet.

What do you think of the shower?

How do I use this shower?

Someone's singing. Who's singing outside?

Who's singing?

Well, I guess this is where we're staying tonight. Um, we're supposed to be getting a train tomorrow, 5 AM, so we have to leave at 4 AM, so we have to wake up at 3 AM to get ready, and I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep. Oh, that bloody person's still singing. At least there's air conditioning.

This is the worst hotel I've ever stayed in. It's so bad and there's no Wi-Fi.

I'm getting a weird itchy rash on my arm. It's going all red. Who's there?

Your room look all right?

So small.

We no Wi-Fi, nothing.

Me too.

We're going to move to another hotel now. Walking now. That's stupid, Robert. How stupid.

Sabrina's going— is phoning the other place.

At least Daniel one look better than ours.

But we've settled in. Why are we moving?

We've got a better shower room.

We're only going to be here for like 5 hours.

Anymore. I wonder where they live. Nothing, no window. They've got shiny floor. Anyway, are you gonna make hot meal?

We don't have any water. If I know they come to a town like this, are we really moving hotels?

They're going to look for another room.

Oh.

He don't tell me booking at room 7. If he tell me at room 15. In the kitchen, he keep quiet and walk with them. It's only this choice or another choice. I got no choice. Like you say, I'm not gonna carry all the fucking bags, walk to the station. I have enough of this last straw. I don't know why you're overreacting so much about a room. Just calm down. It's not a room, it's many, many, many whole life. This is the last straw.

Trouble in paradise.

Why is there no light? No light.

Uncle Jamie, the bag is lovely. Now she's saying it to us. How the man treat me.

Treat you what?

Like dirt.

No, he didn't.

I can't even book this bloody stupid light. Bigger than our room.

It's the same. Our room, our room's the same.

At least you got new paint. He talk and talk room communicate with something. We just keep quiet and walk away. Everybody know. Is that okay? Enjoy life then.

We're only here for 4 hours.

Are you sure it's 4 hours?

No, 7 or 6 hours.

Can you find a place for dinner?

Got a kettle, pot noodle.

She doesn't like the hotel.

It's not a spy rat, it's a— it's how people treat Okay, we're leaving.

Pack your stuff. Goodbye, room.

Come on. I don't know.

Do you want to take your dad's?

Better sit in that aircon restaurant.

Robert's bag. Oh, this is awkward. Apparently we're gonna have a look at a deluxe room.

Fine. What's wrong with this room?

This is the rubbish. These are the rooms that I showed.

Why are you at the first place? What people ask me?

I make mistakes all the time.

Is this okay?

Go and pick up your key. No, you chucked it on the floor.

Okay, I'm not going back to that room.

We're not going back to the room. We got a better one.

I'm not having that.

Why not?

It's true. Do jail and tell that man.

Looks fine.

This is your room.

My mom had a tantrum. Now we're moving to a different hotel, but the thing is, the other hotel is going to be further away from the train station, so we're going to have to walk further from the new hotel to the train station, which is just Over there, which is right next to the previous hotel.

Pull it.

Keep going. He's not shouting, he's doing his prayer. It's your country. People ask me why I like Japan so much. Who's stupid now? What a lovely family holiday.

Seriously, you didn't even give us a hand.

Oh, you're still going on about bloody Irina.

They can get through.

Yeah, now we lost them. Where's the hotel? Either way, they're over there. I can see them. Open sewer. Is this the right place? This is not the place. It's not a hotel. Oh, now we lost them. They're over there. Why did they just walk off without us?

Idiots.

Let's go that way. Let's go straight. That way.

Okay, thank you.

Go straight. We nearly went the wrong way.

I don't know the way.

They just walked off. They walked off. I didn't know go forward or go left.

You see that, guys? They walk straight.

This place looks better. It's not that far away. Sabrina, where are you?

101.

See if she likes her new room.

Let's see exactly.

Do you like it?

Honeymoon room. That is what is high for. You're in a shit jungle in New Zealand. Why your room not like this?