My wife cooks me dinner - Japanese Sukiyaki

Cooking show.

Today's

dinner,

sukiyaki.

Do you know sukiyaki? Oh,

really?

Um,

Chinade cabbage.

Totter.

Kimazui.

Kimazui.

Kimazui.

Earthward cooking.

あ、 説 明 し ない と ダ メ で しょ。 説 明 する。 何

て 言 って 説 明 する？ 着 て る だけ だ よ。 何

ち

って 説 明 する？ 切 り 方 とか。 いや いや、

着 る だけ や った ら。 Aとは。

先 に 焼 きます。

あ、 卵 一個 しか ない。 明 日 一個 で 足 り る かな 卵。 You

put in rice here.

So, in bowls a bowl.

No, Japanese bowl here. Put in rice.

Why? Here.

It's a Japanese rule. It's silly.

Who cares?

Japanese people care.

水 も 入 れ な あ か ん。 コ

ーヒ ー って 水 を 入 れ ます。 ソ

ー ス。 いい

です。 Easy peasy.

Those mushrooms look weird. Why? Very

long,

very long and thin

with a small head. Like my dick looks

very pretty,

just like your mum.

Your mum's very pretty.

She's my type.

Oh, frying pan.

Cover.

お 疲 れ。

はい 太 郎、 お も ちょ う だ よ。 はい はい はい。 My

drawing.

It 's finished. That was quick.

Beef, cabbage, and onions,

and mushrooms. And a raw egg,

traditional Japanese style.

Raw egg. Where are you gonna put

it? Yay!

お い しい よ。 Those

are my chopsticks. こ っち も いい じゃ ん。 あ、

mine. My ones are longer because I

'm a man.

Hmm, good. Mm-hmm,

quite a nice keyboard. It's like a proper

keyboard, not those— you know those Apple

Smart Keyboards, that's the official ones

for the iPads? They're horrible. The

buttons, they don't press down or make a

sound, and they feel really spongy. But

these— this one feels like a proper

keyboard. And look,

you can swivel it, swivel it round like

It feels a bit weird like this though.

Why? It'd be nice

if this was magnetic.

And you have to charge the keyboard as

well.

USB, mini USB.

Hopefully it's already charged.

I'm guessing it connects using Bluetooth.

How do I turn it on?

Oh, there's no battery.

Hey, so this is a quick update on my iPad

Smart Keyboard. As you can see, things

didn't turn out too well for the Smart

Keyboard. I decided to take off the, the

lid, the bit that attaches to the iPad,

because I just didn't like having my iPad

stuck in this thing. It made the whole

thing more than 2 times heavier, and it

was too bulky, and it just wasn't very

comfortable using the keyboard all the

time. So when I tried to take the iPad out

of the case, it was so difficult I had to

use my teeth to bite off the corners, the

edges of the case to actually get the iPad

out of the thing. It was just such a pain

getting it out of the case and I didn't

want to put the iPad back in because it

was so difficult taking it out. So I

decided to snap off the lid bit that goes

onto the hinge. I don't know how to take

the hinge off. I think I need— I need some

kind of spanner. Can you see that nut? I

need a spanner to take off the hinge

mechanism. And the reason why I took off

the lid bit was because I still wanted to

use the keyboard, and I can still use the

keyboard even though the iPad's not

attached to it since it connects

wirelessly. I don't actually know why I

bought a keyboard in the first place

because I don't do a lot of typing and I

didn't really need it. I was just kind of

bored and it looked cool, but now I think

it was just a waste of money. Oh well.