SUNNY IS HERE!

I bought gummy worms.

Testing, testing.

What?

Shut the door.

Help me!

Help!

Look who it is.

Look who's back. We're both sick, so both of them will be coughing into the microphone.

He kidnapped her.

Cough, cough, medicine. We love Sean. Why do they think my name is Siobhan? See you, Dan. All the drama was a lie. No, it wasn't. It really wasn't a lie. Do you like cottagecore? Yes, I do. What is that?

That's my cough medicine. It's got ethanol.

Ew, Dan's gonna get drunk on the ethanol. Doesn't taste nice.

Oh my God!

What?

Hey!

If the door shut means don't come in.

I don't care. It's blocked there, right?

Sit in the stream then.

I make you something.

Oh, it smells so good.

It's very hot. Oh my God! Don't you dare talk back about me, you stupid ass. Respect. My English is poor, I know. You understand? It's not pulling. No, it's not pudding. It's pushkin. So Daniel got to pay me 5,000.

Yeah.

It's very hot. Be careful.

Do you have some?

A bit burn. I make second batch.

Smells so nice. Be nice to her.

I cannot bring David.

No, only one second.

Just let him, he wants to. Just, just if we're all here, it won't be weird.

Sunny, it's hot. Yeah, don't burn your tongue.

Okay, give it a shake. Go get him. Let you guys go.

It's my stream.

Dave Gibson's My stream! You can't say anything horrible or weird, okay? Be nice, otherwise he won't come back. You're out of your mind going back there. I know, I'm sorry.

We can't get into the, the story if Dave Gibson's about to come up.

Dave Gibson is gonna open the show for us. We need Dave and Cami. Yeah, he's coming, he's coming up.

What are you doing? I'm nervous.

No, just don't be weird. Don't say anything weird. But I feel like he could handle it anyway because he was saying, is she really bringing him? Maybe that's— I think that's why he stayed the whole day.

He's waiting to be on livestream.

I think that's why. Yeah, you're gonna meet him, so don't say anything horrible.

Subscribe to Dave Gibson.

Yeah, he actually cares about his YouTube.

That's what's going wrong.

Is he outside?

The road to success is not caring.

Yeah.

Law of attraction.

Mm-hmm.

Why is your sweater pattern one-sided? Is it?

What's one-sided?

Your sweater pattern.

It's not.

Isn't it?

It's one in the middle and 2 here.

Yeah.

I don't think he's coming. He's probably in the garage.

Is he in the garage? Just sit down.

There's no pattern on the back.

Be calm.

Yeah, I didn't, I didn't notice that actually. Who cares about what's on the back? Oh my God, it's all stuck together.

Did she put anything on it? Explain yourself, Sonny.

So explain why you said you were coming and then you weren't coming and then you came anyway.

So, don't stare at me like that. Not the whole time. But what if Dave Gibson comes up and interrupts the story?

Hmm.

Explain yourself, Ginger. So basically, we just didn't talk. Daniel didn't message me after it all happened. And, um, I said you can keep the blanket. And then, I don't know, after about 4 days I was like, okay, that's it, we're completely done, because we didn't talk. And then I don't know how to—

I didn't know what else to say. You said you were gonna get a job, but then you didn't know when you could come over, so I thought, okay, what else can I say then?

Yeah.

I can't tell you not to get a job.

So the job interview, I could have rescheduled it. I just chose not to because I was annoyed about certain things. And then, I don't know, I spoke to my sister and she actually convinced me to come because the bus ticket was still paid for. And not that that was—

So you didn't cancel the bus ticket? I thought, I thought maybe you cancelled it and bought it again.

No, you can't cancel a bus ticket. I guess if you like wanted to ring them up and cancel it, you could, but, um, yeah, so she was like, just go and see how it is. And then yesterday we just talked about everything. We had like a therapy session for the whole day. And I think the main thing is we're both willing to try one more time, aren't we?

Yeah.

Um, I didn't explain it very well, but obviously I'm missing details, more personal details.

But—

Your storytelling skills need work.

I know, I feel a bit of pressure. Sorry.

It's okay.

But, um, because it's hard to talk candidly and not dox yourself or say something you shouldn't say. So anyway, I rescheduled the interview and I was like, okay, I'm gonna come. That's great you guys are willing to try again. My girlfriend and I had a moment like that. Yeah, I feel like it just happens. It happens to everyone. And as long as you're both willing to try and understand where each other are coming from. Yeah. I told you all you had to do is sit down and have an honest conversation. Yeah, exactly, because we just needed to talk, like, not over the phone. And that was hard to do because I didn't want to like have a nine-hour journey. It's hard to want to do a nine-hour journey when you're mad at someone, but at the same time, we needed to talk. Oh wow!

Thanks.

When a black woman is speaking, listen and learn.

Where's the black?

This tastes good. What did she put on these?

Isn't it just sugar?

Oh, it's nice. Just say the side guy dumped you. No. Oh, should we tell them the news? We have news.

She's pregnant.

That's why I came back. You know, we should try for the baby. Why are you so difficult when you're away from Daniel? He made it sound like you're so moody all the time. Yeah, and I'm not. You're, you're only hearing one side of the story. You have to remember that. You're only hearing his side, and it's a little bit skewed.

I didn't say all the time. I said every 2 weeks.

Yeah, but this time wasn't even my fault. It was Daniel's fault.

Why?

Because you got mad at me.

Yeah.

You are joking. About what?

Oh, wow.

Thanks, Matthew.

Sunny, how do you rate Dan's famous frog pose in missionary? Is he packing heat down there?

Um, yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna pretend that's not another reason I wanted to come down.

I thought everything was fine between us around Christmas.

Yeah, see, like, Daniel thinks the longer we don't talk and if nothing happens, it continues to be fine. But for me, it's the complete opposite. Everything in the background is not fine. So we just had to understand each other a bit better. Has Daniel officially asked you to be his girlfriend now then? Yeah, yesterday. So it's a fresh start and everything up to now didn't happen. It doesn't count.

Mm-hmm.

Right?

Skewed.

Yeah, Daniel's good at that. Are they coming up? No.

Oh, are you seriously pregnant? This isn't some joke.

We're calling the baby— we're gonna name the baby whoever donates most, so he gets to choose.

I think Dante has a nice name.

Isn't it Dante?

Is it Dante? Sorry.

The baby will be called Jesus.

Sunny, what's your love language? Yeah, this is what we did yesterday. We, we did like the really cringy love language quiz. And, um, what was yours? Yours was quality time and— what was it?

Physical touch.

Yeah, physical touch. And mine is also physical touch and words of affirmation. So that's where we were going wrong because Daniel's really—

Hiroshima Nagasaki was a good thing. Johnny Somali.

Okay, call the baby Hong Kong guy. Yeah, Casey.

I forgot what his actual name is. I thought it was like Kung Ho.

What, that's his real name?

Yeah.

How's Gold doing today?

Um, why would Sunny know?

Not good.

They're talking about closing the mine in Marley.

Every time you say Marley, I think you mean Marley from Attack on Titan, like Marley and—

I don't know who that is.

Eldia. Did you not— you didn't watch Attack on Titan, did you?

I watched a couple episodes. It's boring. I watch clips where they get eaten and pulled apart and it grosses me out.

Sunny, stop being stupid. Your instincts about wanting to break up with him are correct and you keep ignoring them.

Shut up.

You cognitively know Daniel treats his girlfriends poorly. Eventually you won't be able to stop it, so enjoy wasting your time, I guess.

No, she's the best treated girl I've ever treated.

I don't know if I'm meant to be happy about that.

Yeah.

Well, I think, um—

You're lucky we didn't meet in 2019.

Yeah.

I would have destroyed you for views. I have improved because now I don't get any views.

Sorry for being cantankerous. You've been playing games with Daniel. It's not games. I just have emotions. Best treated girl I've ever treated.

You, you are lucky.

Yeah. Sunny, will you be fine with Daniel's trolls coming after you now? Yeah, I think so.

So it does bother me.

Trolls will be mad now we're official.

Yeah, a few, a few months ago it bothered me a lot and I was like checking the subreddit and stuff, but now I don't really care that much. I think it was teething pain. I think I'd never experienced hate before and it was kind of hard to get used to, but now I think it's not a big deal. I just kind of think, oh, You're not happy with your life?

That's sad.

And I deleted Reddit because I was reading too much true crime subreddits and it's not good.

Yeah, I agree with her. There's a lot of evidence Daniel is not a reflective, empathetic person at all. Don't you think his refusal to ever go to therapy and work on himself is a red flag? It means he thinks he is right and knows better than others.

I am right and I'm better than all of you.

No.

In every single way. Um, I think I can be empathetic, but I choose to shut it off because it's a useless emotion that makes you feel sad. That's why vegans can't eat meat, because they're so empathetic and they feel sad for the animals, but then they can't eat meat, so they're just shooting themselves in the foot.

Yeah, okay, that's one way to think about it. No, I think you are quite self-reflective for sure. It's just off camera, you just don't see it. The period of awkward silence. Yeah, because last time Daniel just sat there and didn't talk.

So I didn't know what to say.

You didn't know what to say. I'm just giving him chances to speak.

So I'm good at talking on my own but not good when there's people.

That's so salty.

What, the popcorn?

No, the coffee.

Popcorn's sweet.

So now you're just desperate for a boyfriend? No, I prefer not having a boyfriend. Life is a lot easier. You don't have to, like, answer to anyone. Feeling— you don't have to consider anyone else's feelings.

What does Cami's boyfriend think of Sunny?

I don't know.

Who's her boyfriend?

Dave Gibson.

Wow, isn't that such a turn-on? You choose not to be empathetic, which is basically the number one thing women need in a relationship. Daniel, you'd better work on it somehow, which you won't, or you risk Sunny feeling like total shit after a while.

I would try to Adjust my behavioral patterns. Empathy plus 2 points. Working motivation minus 2 points.

Life is a lot easier when you have to pay for yourself and no one to complain to. Said no woman ever. But it is easier.

Yeah, but it's boring.

Yeah, it's a little bit more boring.

People make life worth living.

Mm.

And it also makes life hell.

Yeah.

Double-edged sword.

Mm.

Popcorn. Are they coming up? I feel nervous now because I feel like they're gonna open the door. Maybe he chickened out.

My mum just bursts in when I have the door shut.

She did that before as well. I don't think you two have the healthiest relationship. Honestly, it's probably— you're not gonna believe me, but it's probably the healthiest I've had. In terms of how we can talk, communicate, at least in the last day or two.

I'm just not much of a texter.

Yeah.

I talk to you every day when you're here.

Yeah, we talk a lot. We need multiple Sunny in these questions. It's okay.

Where's Peri B? She's slacking. Did you unsubscribe from me?

No.

Popcorn makes me cough.

It makes me thirsty.

It's dry. I'll let you talk for a bit.

Mmm.

I felt so nervous driving to pick her up because I haven't driven in 2 weeks. It felt really weird. It's like you're just floating down the road. When you get confident driving, it's like you can feel the road and you feel like you're in complete control. But then you stop driving for a few weeks and then you lose that and it feels strange.

At least you can see better now with your new glasses.

Slightly.

I mean, the new glasses doesn't mean I can— doesn't mean everything's brighter, it just means things are sharper.

Yeah.

I need X-ray glasses.

Night vision.

You can't see a lot of the road markings. You can't see the road markings when it's dark. They should paint it in glow-in-the-dark paint.

Is Sunny on a break between jobs? No, I have, I have a part-time job at the moment and it's remote so I can— I don't have to be there. But obviously I'd like a full-time job. It doesn't pay as much as I'd like.

How does Sunny's parents feel about Daniel?

Um, I don't talk to my dad, but my mum knows about him.

Have they seen my picture?

Yeah, they think you look really young.

I bought beer last night at the shop, they ID'd me.

So is Sunny moving in?

No.

It is gonna be hard if I get a full-time job, but we'll— I think we'll have to just work something out.

If you got your own place, I'd come over a lot because I could just come over whenever.

Yeah, so maybe in the long term.

And then I wouldn't have to save up hundreds of pounds.

Yeah.

I thought you went to college. Yeah, I did. I went to uni.

He lives a stress-free life and I don't. My whole life is stress.

Sorry.

Like, I mean, not because of you. Because of my YouTube channel and what am I gonna do for money and I don't know what to do for a career. My stocks keep going down. People think my life is like so easy and I don't worry about anything. Even my mum says that, that I don't stress about anything when I do. Do you know how stressful it is trying to run a YouTube channel for as long as it can last?

Sunny, we know you're more self-aware than Daniel, so please look up codependency or people pleasing off cam later. Do some real critical thinking and see if they apply to you and see why you might be attracted to someone like Daniel. Look up narcissism too.

Blah blah blah.

I have looked up this stuff, um, but I think— I don't know, I think I've been with people that are so much worse, which is hard to believe again because Daniel's kind of got a crazy past.

But—

Yeah, it's like to survive being attacked by a bear, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the other person. So I just have to be not as worse as your exes? Not be the best person?

But like, when I say that, I mean I've been with different types of people who are worse and people who are like— I don't want to say— like boring, basically. Like, we didn't have much in common. There wasn't like chemistry. So you—

I don't—

I don't know. You guys think I'm weird for staying with him or trying again, but I don't think you realize how hard it is to find someone that you, you like and likes you back and you're attracted to and you have chemistry with.

Oh my god.

Oh!

The camera cut off.

Why does it do that?

Um, I don't know. It's still live, they can still hear us. I think I just need to press this button. Oh, this thing.

What?

Oh no, my camera's not connecting. It hasn't done this in a while. It's weird.

Yeah, it's about connection. True, exactly. It's so hard to find. It's impossible sometimes for people.

Oh crap, that's the angle. Oh, that—

like, yeah.

We spent like an hour trying to do the camera angle.

What?

Now it's not opening.

Look weird. No hanky-panky.

Ah, this stupid Chinese app.

Why don't you just get a better one?

I can't find a better one. There's not really much demand for people using phones as a webcam. Ah, is it fake?

Oh no.

Best stream ever. It just won't open. It keeps closing down every time I open it.

Audio only stream.

I don't really know how to fix it.

Hmm.

Oh, it's on. Yay, teamwork.

Do you have an ad?

Yeah, because I don't pay for the professional version.

Team you, Rachel and June. Is it the right one?

Or sit like this?

Yeah.

Fixed it. Okay, what are we talking about? Judging by Daniel's past relationships, you don't stand a chance without getting burned by him within 2 months. I didn't do anything wrong— yet. The main problems I had before were I would trash talk the girl on stream. I didn't trash talk you.

Not really, just about what was happening. And I didn't mind because you're allowed to have emotions and say that something makes you angry or upset. That's fine. What's it doing?

It's like screensaver mode.

Run, girl, run!

Are you scared?

I'm very scared. Help me, help me!

Where's Popcorn?

This looks like a World War I helmet.

Aren't they green?

Yeah. But the British ones were like a bowl with a rim and the rim was just flat.

Yeah. Is my crunching really loud?

The mic's not that close. I thought you didn't like British guys. What? What British guys?

She looks taller than you. And he's way taller than me. I'm five foot. Oh, you're some more sunny eating stream. I'm sorry. It's really crunchy. Sunny, tell us about your abusive Japanese ex. I don't know why people think the Japanese guy was abusive. He was nice.

Didn't you say I was in the place that he lives when I was streaming?

Say that again.

I was streaming. You said I was. You said he lived there. What was that?

You're fine. Yeah, you went to Itami.

Was it Itami? I can't remember.

Sweeta.

Yeah.

Yeah, he lived near there.

I was scared he was gonna track me down.

No, he wasn't mean. He was nice. He was really nice. But we just— again, it was like that we didn't really have that chemistry. I think it became like a married couple way too quick. It just wasn't very exciting. We should have just stayed friends, I think. 5'4. Are you 5'4?

No, I'm 5'9. Okay, five eight point eight point eight. Five five foot eight point eight eight eight nine. So basically five nine.

Were you a jet ALT? Yeah, jet. Yeah, I do miss the Japan times too. It was exciting. Is it snowing?

No, there was a bit of ice, but it's melted now.

Yeah, it was just a bit frosty. It's really cold though. JET is going to increase their salaries next year. That's annoying.

Did you not like being a JET teacher?

No, I did. I really did like it. Um, I just didn't really like plan on staying in Japan that long anyway. I'm 6'4, you need a real man like me, you rambunctious redhead, you. I swear you hate me. I've seen his comments all the time. You send a lot of hate, Sneedfeed.

Yeah, he hates me too. He's a hater.

Hater.

Hey, hope you're well today. How is the electric car ATM? Any advice on secondhand electrics? 10+ year Ford Focus reliable but needs replacing.

I'd recommend my car if you want an electric car that's not really expensive like a Tesla. You don't have a lot of options, to be honest. If you want to spend about $10K, I think it's good.

You're so more relaxed around Sunny. She's a keeper.

Yeah.

And he's so uptight right now on stream.

Because I don't know what to say. I'm still gonna be nervous though when you leave.

What do you mean? Nervous about what?

That we're gonna fight again.

Yeah, I think we've— we need to like regain a bit of trust because it definitely—

So the main 2 problems were I didn't ask you to be my girlfriend, so we fixed that. And the second problem was I didn't text enough, so I'll just text you more.

Yeah, and I'm gonna try and just, um—

What else was that? Sometimes I'd talk about stuff on the stream you didn't like, like PETA or something.

Yeah.

So I'll just try not to talk about that.

But I don't mind when you talk about exes and stuff. It's mainly with the Pia thing. It was more like I just didn't want to like picture you doing it. That was all. And like the way you told that story, I was like, oh, that was not fun to picture. That made me sad.

Yeah, I was mainly talking about turning on the financial news. I didn't mean to like bring up the you-know-what.

Yeah. But I have nothing against Pia. I think she's cute. But any one of them, I wouldn't have wanted to hear about serial stuff, just like you probably don't want to know about what I did with my exes. You just— but you wouldn't mind hearing about them in a general way.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. How long have you guys been dating? One day, technically.

Yeah.

Friendship challenge failed.

Yeah, but I count it since August.

Yeah, I guess kind of.

When you first came over.

Dad, it's stuck to me. Yeah, I guess it kind of is. Are you paying money to me?

Wow.

Talk about how he treated the Turkish girl.

Is son— is Daniel your biggest age difference?

Yes.

The Japanese guy. So I've been in like 2 long-term relationships. The Japanese guy and me were the same age. We went out for about a year. And then my first long-term relationship, he was 7 or 8 years older.

Hmm.

Why are they going on about Turkish girl?

I don't know, because you were horrible to her.

It was an accident.

How?

I didn't think she'd find out what I said on Discord at that time. I would just say anything on Discord. Not realizing it would get leaked.

Yeah.

If it wasn't for Discord, it would have been fine.

Oh, thanks.

I wonder if Blood Bucket will come.

Blood Bucket completely vanished.

Lighting is creepy. I know. Should we turn the light on?

No, romantic.

Don't put it on red.

Oh, that looks nice. No, we're like in a fallout bunker.

Looks like hell.

I know, it looks cozy.

Can't even see us.

That's the point.

Oh, the radio is on. I'm a bit cold. More like red light district. Yeah, exactly.

Daniel's red light district.

I wonder how it looks from outside the window.

It's not that bright.

Going for a ski trip? Probably not. I think we got ahead of ourselves.

Wouldn't you have a job by then? And then you wouldn't be able to go anywhere unless you took holiday.

Yeah, it might— the timing might be a bit bad.

I'd be willing to grind Uber Eats to save up for it. The thing I'm worried about is I grind on Uber Eats and then we cancel, and I'm like, oh my God, I'm not coming.

Hate you, Daniel. I'm never going to Sunny, you have redeemed yourself. Thank you. Don't know why everyone hates me. Everyone hates me so much.

They don't hate you.

Or are they being sarcastic?

They probably think you're crazy for liking me.

Yeah.

Because they don't understand why anyone would like me, because I have been a bit of a dick to exes.

Yeah, I hate you lovingly. All right, that's okay because you're a homewrecker. Yeah, people really took that and ran with it, didn't they?

The subreddit hates, uh, the subreddit hates anyone who is my ally.

I haven't checked it in so long. Should we look? Should we check it on stream? That would be funny. Live react.

I don't know, it is kind of annoying.

No, we don't hate you. Thanks for fighting for each other. Oh, that's sweet.

A subreddit reaction segment.

Yeah, we should do it. Does Kami hate me? I mean, Kami, chill. Let's go Reddit reaction.

I have a quick look, but I'm not gonna like click on the articles and read the comments. Let's have a look at. Have a look at the headlines.

Headlines. It's so dark. How can you see us?

It's romantic. Daniel misses the colonial era when every desire for independence was punished with war crimes. What?

That's a bit weird.

Yeah, because the stupid Mali government are making me lose money.

The Malians.

We should send in the British Empire.

We hate Malians.

Shut the fuck up. They're blocking my gold mine. They're not letting Barrick Gold ship gold from the gold mine, and they detained a bunch of employees. Stupid Mali government. Daniel reveals how much money he lost in Barrick Gold. Wait, he's 35? Yep. My mum uses her car maybe once a week. Daniel confirmed he could have used his mum's car instead. I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise. What? Hmm, what does that even mean? It's just a lot of money stuff.

Cami would like you more if you stopped dropping logs in the bog. It's quite funny because Cami actually It seems like she prepared a special rubbish bin to put in the bathroom so I don't put my baby wipes down the toilet, which I didn't do anyway. I didn't do a big poo and I didn't put any baby wipes down the toilet, but she still seems nervous that it will block and it'll be my fault.

It's not that bad, the, um, subreddit. They're mainly just making fun of my financial decisions.

How do you feel being with Daniel? Are you similar in personality?

Yeah, we both cancelled our Amazon Prime and YouTube Premium at the same time.

Yeah, while we weren't talking.

We're connected.

It's weird. Daniel's joining the Squid Games season 3.

Should we watch that? Is it out yet?

I said we should watch it, but you said you And then he went, "Oh, I hate Korean.

Korean sounds so stupid." I hate the sound of the Korean language.

But it's cool because you could probably understand it without subtitles.

No, just basic stuff like what did you say? What are you doing?

Okay, I'm off. Cya. Sunny, do you think Abba and Preach helped you or not? Sunny, keep going and get that debt down.

What? You've never watched Abba and Preach, have you?

What is it?

It's two black guys' YouTube channel. They made a video about me. 3 years ago, and I got loads of hate in the comments.

Yeah.

It was about— they were reacting to my video called My Girlfriend's Ugly or something.

Oh my God.

She was kind of ugly though.

Who?

The single mother girlfriend back in 2016. Yeah, but the point of the video wasn't me saying she's ugly. The point of the video was saying even though she's not great looking, I kind of like her still. It was supposed to be a good message, but people took it the wrong way. Like every time I try and make a video.

You should have named it like, why looks don't matter.

It was called my girlfriend is unattractive or something.

That's not the right wording for that. Daniel said Korea was depressing.

Did you like— you liked Korea, didn't you?

I don't think I was there long enough to judge it really, but I enjoyed it. But I never lived there. Did you live there?

Yeah, I used to stay for 3 months at a time.

I guess you can have more of a judgment on it then. I was only there for about 5 days.

Yeah, I think if you add it all together, I was there for over a year.

Mod TB.

I feel like we should mod that one.

No, we don't need mods.

I am all-powerful mod. Sunny, don't pay attention to the haters. Okay, I'll try. Definitely doesn't bother me as much as it did last year.

The only problem is when they try and twist what I say and then you think that's what I actually said when I didn't say that.

Yeah, that's what annoys me too. But I think you just have to have this mindset of people are gonna think whatever they want. It's not— the world's not gonna end just because they have a weird opinion of you that's not true.

We're famous now. That's just the price you have to pay.

Daniel's making me stream. I didn't— I wasn't very enthusiastic.

But you were enthusiastic last time and I wasn't very.

Yeah, I was.

Because I wanted to do Amazon Flex.

Yeah, you're obsessed with it.

Yeah, checking for blocks.

It's really nice now.

It's—

you're way more present. You're not constantly checking for blocks all the time.

The block's dropped, let's go!

Even if you did have a block and you weren't checking, you were like antsy because you were getting ready to go.

And I was nervous.

She's pulling away as you're wrapping your arm. No, I'm just making room for his arm.

They're gonna clip that. Sunny secretly hates Daniel. She's putting up with him.

I'm literally laying on you. I hate you.

We should show you a Christmas— oh, who's that? They are not gonna have room. I can't—

who is it?

It's my mum's friend who's—

oh, she's come to do the contract.

Shit, she's not gonna squeeze. She can't get past my car.

Lady's gonna crash.

So we're just gonna stop there?

Well, yeah, it doesn't matter.

Ah, someone's moving into the cabin.

It's Kevin!

Why is Dave Gibson still here? I thought— unless he's gonna stay another night, but usually he just stays one night.

He might come.

I thought he would leave and then she would park where he's parked. My car is blocking the other half of the drive.

Well, she could just park in front of your mum's car. Your mum's not going anywhere.

It's gonna be tough to get out though. She'll have to do a tight U-turn. This is the person that my mum agreed to let stay in the cabin last year, and then my mum changed her mind and then they fell out.

Oh, I remember that. They fell out.

But now it seems like my mum's changed her mind again.

Why did they fall out?

Because my mum suddenly changed her mind and she was ready to move in.

Dave Gibson is getting territorial with Kevin sniffing around.

Look, there she is.

How old is she?

I don't know, must be like 40s. My mum met her at the castle, Leeds Castle. At the Leeds Castle. Chris Broad works there too. He keeps it a secret. He says, at the castle I used to work at. I don't know which castle it is.

Oh, he doesn't want to dox himself.

He's so scared.

Is it public though that he was from— he's from Kent?

I think he said he's from Kent, but he doesn't like people knowing where he's from.

Hey, Crump!

Cold Stone Stunner on Gibson on stream, please.

What's a cold— oh, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Cold Stone Stunner, is that what it is? Stone Cold Steve Austin. Did you watch wrestling? No, you would have been too young. It was big in the '90s. I used to love it, and then I found out it was fake, and I was so crushed. I thought it was real. Oh yeah, like The Rock and Triple H and The Undertaker.

So it's more like a choreographed—

it's so fake. They're like— oh, I used to like, uh, I like Kane. He would do the choke slam. I mean, he was massive. He was like nearly 7 foot tall. Good times. I used to get the games on PlayStation.

Don't they do it anymore?

I think they still do it, but it's not as popular. I think Kane retired and he became a governor of some American state. Now he's like a politician, kind of like The Rock. The Rock? No, he became a movie star. Dwayne Johnson.

This light is making me fall asleep.

You look like one of those medieval Anne Boleyn women. Henry the Eighth's tapestry.

I'm gonna cut my hair.

No, you look like a medieval painting.

Thanks.

I have a very British face. Daniel is out of his shell a bit more this time.

Yeah, maybe we should visit another castle. Bodiam Castle is quite nice.

Yeah, yeah.

You don't seem like you want to. I want to take you to the place Henry VIII beheaded his ex-wife.

You're really giving me like subtle hints.

No, this is all coincidence.

You don't like Anne Boleyn. I want to take you to the place where Henry VIII—

Henry VIII is my hero. He took on the church so he can divorce his bitch ex-wife. Make a baby with someone else.

Sunny, you're 26, your leftover Christmas cake.

Yeah.

I had Christmas cake on Boxing Day.

I don't think anyone likes— do people actually like Christmas cake? I don't personally.

I had Christmas— no, I had Christmas pudding.

It's different, isn't it? I was gonna say, yeah, did you know Henry VIII had a rotten leg that you could smell from 2 rooms away?

Their hygiene must have been so bad. They didn't brush their teeth either.

Yeah, I think— was it Elizabeth I?

Had black teeth.

She was addicted to sugar and she had black teeth.

You should—

she used to brush her teeth with sugar.

That's crazy that the empires would go to war just so they could Get islands to grow sugar plantations on because they're all addicted to sugar.

Daniel doesn't brush his teeth either.

I brush it twice a day.

Oh.

And I'm sitting here most time picking it with that pick to get all the stuff out.

Sunny is ginger like me. Celtic genes, the rightful owners of these isles.

Does your mum like Sunny? My mum don't like you and she likes everyone. Do you know that song?

Of course I do, but you didn't— you were completely out of key.

I don't know how to sing. Is it Justin Bieber?

Yeah.

It's funny how much people used to hate him when he was a kid and famous, and now he's all grown up and depressed.

Yeah, he does seem really depressed.

Didn't he get touched up by Diddy?

Oh, did that come out?

I don't know. He seems like he was traumatized at a Diddy party. Well, he had like a weird thing with Michael Jackson too, like he was sleeping over at Michael Jackson's place.

Yeah, it's crazy about Jay-Z as well.

What do you mean I never shower or change my underwear? I shower every day. That's how I get my hair to look good. My hair looks crazy in the morning.

Yeah, defying gravity.

This monitor's annoying.

It's so dark.

I like him.

When you say rotten, do you mean gangrene? Maybe it was gangrene. Did he used to live 15 minutes from where I live? Where did you live? LA. Play Silent Hill 2.

My computer's not good enough for that.

Really?

I tried it and it was so stuttery.

We've been playing Resident Evil 7 Biohazard.

Isn't it finished yet? I'm getting a bit bored of it, to be honest. Yeah, it was good in the house with Jack and now it's just getting kind of silly, all these flashbacks.

Can anyone explain the story? Because we're a bit confused.

I don't think it's even related to Resident Evil.

What is the serum? Why? And then we gave that girl the serum and then she died anyway. So, but we're gonna play Resident Evil Village, which is the prequel, I think, or the sequel.

Is that the one with all the wolves, like the werewolf enemies? Oh crap, I saw my mum messaged me. Is it because of my car? Oh, she said, can Dave Gibson come in now? That was 40 minutes ago.

Oh no, Dave, make them pay £10.

No, why does everyone keep—

I think they're being quite tame today though.

I mean, you and my mum keep trying to get him on the stream.

It'll make him happy. Sunny love the comfortable feeling. Cozy, cozy. What are you gonna say?

I don't know what to say now. I feel like a dick.

Just let him for 10 minutes.

Oh, I don't want to.

Why?

It's weird.

Either Dave is coming on stream or we're leaving.

I don't know what to say. You put me in a difficult spot.

No, just say next, next time, because you don't want to put all your eggs in one basket.

What do you mean? Yeah, but I don't want to keep having Dave Gibson on my stream.

I mean, just doing it all on one stream today. But Dave in the middle with an arm around you both.

I don't really— I don't usually feel comfortable streaming with people unless we're like intimate or close, or I feel comfortable.

What did you text her?

Nothing.

Well, it's up to you.

I'll put maybe next time. We're busy.

Oh, it's cold!

What? You always say it's hot. Is the radiator on?

Yeah, in summer I said it was hot. It's not on now.

I'm trying to save my mum heating oil.

So generous.

Dono goal, $100 for Gibbo.

Why don't we get out the infamous blanket and I'll try—

No, my blanket.

Give me the blanket.

There's no way to plug it in.

Nowhere.

Those plugs all filled.

Oh.

I got so mad when that meaningless guy came and then he left and then Blood Bucket kept trying to bring him back. I was like, oh my God, shut up. And I don't want to be rude About meaningless until we left Japan.

Why?

She might show up again. He's crazy.

Is he still making videos? I just felt bad for him.

I don't think so. Yeah, I felt bad for him at first until he started trash talking me, and then I was like, oh, fuck you. The only reason you got viewers is because of me.

What was he actually saying? I can't remember what he said about you.

I don't know. He was like bragging how he walked up to a Japanese woman and asked her on a date, and he was like, I just did what Daniel could never do in 30 years. Yeah, cuz it doesn't work. You gotta go up to like 1,000 women to have a chance of getting a date. So he, he gets her Instagram, she says, okay, I'll go on a date, and then she probably blocked him, and then he goes to where they agreed to go for the date, and then she doesn't show up, and then he's upset. Yeah, that's what Japanese women do. They're so fake. They did it to Ice Poseidon too. They'd be like, yeah, I'll add you as a friend, and then as soon as Ice leaves, they would instantly block him. Japanese women are so fake.

But wouldn't you prefer to be let down gently? Because I think Western women would be like, I'm sorry, I don't like you.

Yeah, they lead you on though and make you feel like, oh yes, she likes me. And but then it's—

Is that worse than being rejected Yeah, in your face.

Just say sorry, no. Yeah, they just say it because they want to be nice and not upset you. Like you go on a date and you say, so do you want to meet again? They'll say, yeah, I had a really nice time, but then you never hear from them ever again because they've probably blocked you.

I think it's just hard to be confrontational, isn't it?

Yeah.

Cold approach works. You either have to be good at it or just do it a lot and not let the rejection get you down. I never tried it because I'm— I've got anxiety and I'm scared of rejection. And I could never get over that.

When you asked me to be your girlfriend, I was like, no.

I asked you so many times. I was like, so do you— I said I would be happy for you to be my girlfriend.

That's not—

And then you just ignored it.

That's not because that's not asking. Yeah, cold approach works if you're attractive. Hmm, sadly that is the most important thing.

Yeah, but if you're attractive, you wouldn't have to cold approach because you'd probably have a girlfriend already.

Yeah, that's true.

You only need to cold approach if For some reason, you're struggling to meet any girls, and you've had to resort to going up to random women on the street. Usually people go to a bar or a club to meet people, or they just meet at work.

Mm.

It was just annoying because he kept like bragging about it and putting me down. And then he kept stealing my viewers who'd go live when I was live, and then my viewership would drop by half because they would go over and watch his stream.

He was a little hard to understand.

It was funny though.

I did not understand what he was saying.

It was an interesting mini arc.

I felt bad for him until he was started like I swear when he was trying to speak to you, he was body shaming Japanese men or something to that effect. He definitely said something that was really not nice. I was like, oh, I don't feel that bad for you anymore.

I forgot everything he said.

He's going back to Japan soon, he said. Uh, hopefully he gets a bit more luck. Why is there so much red light? Because Daniel won't turn the light on.

It's mood lighting.

It's creepy. I feel like I'm in a darkroom making pictures.

I met another viewer. Off stream, and he was weird too. He was like really short in Japan. Yeah, he was this white English guy, and he just saw me and he came up to me, and he was really short and really skinny, and he was wearing this massive oversized hoodie, and he had his Japanese wife with him, and he said, "Oh, I used to watch you. You inspired me to come to Japan and get a wife." Wow.

You've influenced people's lives.

Yeah, I don't know how to feel about that.

How are you getting on?

And then he said he had a YouTube channel, so I looked up his YouTube channel and he had like a video from 6 years ago bashing me.

But he was nice to you?

Yeah, in real life he was like, oh, this is really cool, I used to watch your videos. But then they bash me in their videos.

We don't care, we want Dave.

Dave would just go on and on about, I don't know, his lawnmower or something for like an hour.

Did you like your Christmas present from Daniel? Yeah, it was really, really, really good. I was scared to open it, and I was like, "I feel bad. I feel like I don't deserve it." Yeah. Am I not allowed to tell them what it is?

You can show them.

Well, they won't be able to see it because it's dark. Yeah.

I got her this. Where's camera?

Come.

I got her a. Polaroid camera.

You should show the box.

And it prints out the photos.

Have you got the Pushkin one?

Where's the photo of us?

Uh, I put it on the windowsill.

But now I think about it, I think like a little mini printer would have been better. I didn't think of it.

It is a mini printer though.

Yeah, it's basically a printer with a camera attached to it, but the camera is not amazing. I think it's better to take the photo on your phone and then print it from the phone.

But that's why I like it, because that's what I like to do.

But I didn't think of it in that way. I didn't know— I didn't know you could connect it to your phone. Where's that photo of us? It was on the windowsill.

I'll put it on that one. Maybe here.

Bring Gibbo in and double team that MF on stream.

Oh, thank you.

It's not the picture of us. I look weird. I look like a woman. Why do I look like a woman? So it prints out pictures. See, it doesn't look too bad.

No.

Daniel will break up with you before Valentine's Day to save money on car payments. What are you gonna do with the car then? Have you decided?

Um, the problem is if I get rid of it just to Save eight k, and then I want to buy a car again. Then what was the point? Because let's say I give the car back, and I'm like, yeah, I'm saving eight k. But then I decide I want the car again because I want it to come and see you. And then I'm like, okay, I'll get a six k cheap petrol automatic. Then I've just lost seven k on my electric car that I don't have anymore. So it's the same, isn't it? When I could just keep the car I have now. Now I've already paid nearly half of it. And then if I got a cheap petrol car, I have to pay loads in petrol, and then it might break down. It's got all these components that can go wrong. I think I'll just keep my car. I think it's a good car.

You need a car, you live out in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, I think you need a car.

It is nice having the car because we can like go get food and stuff.

But even when I'm not here, like, at least you know you're free and you can leave the house and go places. I'd feel so trapped if I didn't have a car.

Yeah, I'd really hate to use public transport.

Yeah.

And the main reason I learned to drive, because I hated public transport. Those kids at the station bullied me.

Who is this?

Sunny 2.0.

What?

Yeah, what? I'm confused.

Oh, I think she's here.

Do you think Daniel will try to serial this 40-year-old female lodger?

What?

No.

We should go see her. You should go introduce yourself to your new—

No, I'm not happy about it. I think your home is a sacred place. You shouldn't have people in it who are not your family or like your partner or something.

Hello, Mel. Did you get the job? No, I haven't. I rescheduled the interview. I kind of— I don't know if I'll get it. Is Sunny your sister?

Yeah.

My half-sister.

Ew.

And then the electricity bill is going to go up crazy if she's going to be staying here. Probably add like £100 to electric bill.

But it has solar panels.

Yeah, but it doesn't generate enough electricity to make it free. I think my mum needs to open the gate on the other side of the drive. Because this U-shaped drive is just stupid. My granddad's an idiot. Why do you make a U-shaped drive? And then he made this half-moon garden in the middle of it that you can't even see and no one goes into. He should have just made like a square-shaped car park. Sometimes my granddad's design ideas were kind of weird.

What you're eating is distracting.

I can't stop eating it now.

It's addicting.

She needs to be charged for utilities. Yeah, but my mum's just gonna say, oh, 500 a month. Everything included.

Don't worry about it.

That's crazy.

Why did your family move, Sunny? What was the reason? We haven't moved yet. We're just trying to work out the best course of action, the best place to live.

I really hope you're not gonna move further away.

No, we won't, because the reason— Can't you just move closer to That's what we want to do because the reason is we want to be less in the sticks, and my sister's partner needs to be closer to bigger cities for his job.

What does he do for his job?

He's a lift engineer.

Doesn't that make good money?

Yeah.

How come you're broke all the time?

Because they're a separate family.

Oh.

My sister doesn't work though because she's got 2 little babies. I mean, he does make a decent wage. I don't know how much.

I thought he'd make like at least £30K.

I think it's about that, but he, um—

It's like specialized skill, isn't it?

Yeah, like, I don't know, does it count as a trade? I guess it does. He has to have qualifications and stuff, and he does a lot of overtime, and he's really trying to save hard for a house, so they don't really have a lot of money because I think he puts it straight into his ISA. And they're also paying so much on rent because they have a 3-bedroom house.

I had this weird impression he was like this unemployed bum.

He's really hard working.

He's good. Yeah, when you don't know all the info, your mind makes up all this weird stuff.

Yeah.

Based off nothing.

And my sister's not a bum either. She's doing her PhD and trying to look after 2 kids.

Yeah.

One's 4, one's nearly 2. So yeah, we, we are hardworking. It's just, it's just hard to have any money left over after you've paid rent. Rent is just crazy. You're unemployed? Hopefully not. Is Sunny a gypsy?

No.

Then why is Sunny paying for all their expenses? Who said that?

It wasn't me. They're making up stories.

I don't pay everyone's expenses. I couldn't even do that. I I only work part-time. I just try and help where I can. Can't your family combine income and buy a house together?

Daniel made it seem like you were keeping the lights on in the house. That's what it sounded like. It sounded like your family don't work and then you had to get a job to support them.

Literally everyone works. Everyone works. What? It's hard out here, man.

Daniel should go into options trading. I tried to open her an investing account using my referral link.

I messed up.

And then she created the account without clicking my link, so I don't get any free shares.

Sorry.

And now she can't make a new account because she's already used her info.

Sorry.

We could have gotten a free share worth £100.

We will, we just have to wait 2 days. I closed the account, I'm gonna open a new one. No work.

I would advise you what stocks to pick.

Go on then.

I'm a genius.

Someone has £50, what should they do? Impart your wisdom.

All in Ethereum.

All of it?

Yeah, Bitcoin has peaked, and then what follows is Ethereum in phase 2, followed by altcoin season.

Aren't you supposed to distribute?

That's boring.

£50 is nothing.

Yeah, you need to experience the feeling of losing money.

What?

That's the most important part, because until you've experienced the pain of losing the money, you feel like a god, like you're this genius, which is very dangerous. I have never lost money on crypto.

That's a lie.

It's not, it's true. I've only lost money on stocks.

Is it not the same thing?

No, crypto is like a different asset class. Right now I'm all in on gold.

How do you think about buying a house in the future? I think it would be very difficult. It's not really a goal. I don't mind if I don't own a house. Is it your goal?

You can get a mortgage with a 5% deposit. So if you get like a 100k house, it would— you would only need 5k. What's 10%?

Can you even get a 100k house though in Liverpool?

Like up north or Wales, they've got a lot of 60, 70k, like a townhouse, terrace house. I used to watch this guy on YouTube, he would go up to Liverpool And then buy a 60 or 70k property, put down a 20% mortgage deposit, and then rent it out. But then there's a lot of other fees, maintenance, fix it up.

Don't get a mortgage together. Daniel will leave you to pay for it.

I wouldn't do that anyway.

That would be really risky.

Yeah.

I would only get a mortgage if I could pay it myself. If anyone like helps, it's just a bonus. You shouldn't go into it relying on someone.

It does seem silly to pay rent when you could be paying your mortgage because that's like paying yourself the rent. Because you rent, you're paying the money to a landlord, but when you own— when you have a mortgage, you are the landlord. And you're just paying yourself the mortgage because you're gonna own it.

But then you have homeowner expenses that normally renters get paid.

Yeah, you'd have to be responsible for maintaining it too.

Yeah.

And all the tax stuff.

Mm-hmm.

Council tax.

Yeah, you wouldn't want to pay for plumbing repairs.

I wouldn't need plumbing. I'd get my mud daddy.

What?

What is the point of plumbing? It's because you need pressurized water coming out of a tap. My mud daddy does that. You just give it a few pumps and you got a hose in a tank. Put some hot water in it, you got a shower. Live off-grid in a field. With my muddaddy.

Muddaddy's such a weird name. Yeah, rent pays council tax, service charges. Yeah, I suppose in the end a house is always going to be a better choice.

Oh well, like Dante. Dante's Hell!

Daniel is happy now.

Daniel always wins.

That's what I said you should call it. What did you call it?

Sunny is here. We should do— we should copy that Caleb Hammer financial audit. What are your debts? And then I'll shower you. Are you insane?

Why me?

I don't know. Do you have debts?

No.

Do you have any debt?

I have student debt.

How much?

A lot.

Like over 60k.

Oh my god, 60k!

Yeah, but—

But you don't have to pay it until you get a job, isn't that right?

Yeah, I think it's—

I think my sister still has hers.

Over £24,000 a year you have to earn and then you start paying it back. So I don't really count it as debt. I don't even have an overdraft. Pretty good.

You should open the Amazon credit card.

No, I'm not taking any advice from you.

You get a £20 gift card.

I am not taking Any advice?

And 1% cashback.

Sunny not smart enough for scholarships. I don't think undergraduate scholarships are really a thing in the UK. You get scholarships— my sister got this scholarship for her PhD.

My sister has university student debt and she's doing a job that's not related to a university degree at all.

That happens so much. I mean, I kind of am too.

That's why I didn't want to go to university. I didn't want to get into student debt.

Yeah. What's the interest on it? On the student fine— on the student finance? I'm not sure. It's quite high. It's really annoying. I feel like I might never pay it off. I don't know. I think it does get written off after a while though.

Declare bankruptcy.

You can't with student debt because it's not, it's not a real debt, so it doesn't count.

Yeah, my car debt is not real debt either.

Really?

Are you being sarcastic?

I don't know.

Don't worry about your UK student debt, it's like the best value loan. Yeah, I feel like it is a good value.

Everything's icing up outside.

Oh, oh, it looks like it snowed.

Wow.

I had to sit in my car for like 10 minutes with the heating on before I could leave to come and pick you up.

Hmm.

There was frost all over the windows.

Doesn't the debt get waived? Yeah, I think it's— is it 20 years? I don't know. Didn't Biden forgive a bunch of student debt recently before he left? Before he—

I think that was his promise, but it didn't get passed in the Senate or something like that, or he can only get a portion of it passed.

Why do they keep talking about HPV?

I don't know.

I have the vaccine anyway.

I don't have HPV. Why do you keep saying that?

It's quite common for people to get HPV. That's why you gotta go for a pap smear as much as you can.

I did all those tests, the STD tests. I didn't have anything.

Sneed feed, be nice. 90% of people get HPV from school. Or do you get it from touching someone with it? Yeah, I think it's through touch as well.

You can get it from touch or sexually, like it transmits By blood.

Hmm, so it sounds like herpes. Most people have herpes too in their mouth. Do you get cold sores?

No, I get pimples. That's it.

What did Sunny study? I studied history.

I can become a historian.

Maybe. I just— I did my degree because I wanted to just join the Air Force as an officer really quickly, and then I was like, oh no, I like Japan. So then I went. It was still good though, because to have a visa in Japan you need a degree, so it's still worth it. Don't they? Don't they? Why are you so mean to me?

Broken family.

I mean, yeah, kind of. It was good up until I was about 7, and then we left. I got divorced. You're lucky your parents stayed together. I don't think it's common, really.

Yeah, it would have been a mess because they would have had to sell the house to split the assets. I'm sorry, my dad would never— would have wanted that.

Just more.

Maybe.

Why is everyone talking about diseases?

For some reason they think I'm. Riddled with STDs because I made one video back in 2015 about having chlamydia, which is obviously cured by now. As if I had chlamydia for 10 years.

Both unemployed. I'm not unemployed. I literally have a job.

I'm self-employed.

My boss is messaging me. He messaged me this morning.

I got worried. Are you two together?

Yeah.

Yeah?

It's cold. Aren't you cold?

No.

Should I make it warmer?

How do you do that?

Which way do you twist? This way.

We should get pushpin in here.

I guess Dave Gibson's staying another night.

Yeah, maybe we can watch Squid Game later. Have you guys watched Squid Game too? Is it good? How did Sunny reach 60,000? Because I got the tuition fee loan and the maintenance And then I did postgraduate stuff as well, so it added up. Oh no, Miss Black.

People say you have STDs because you have mostly unprotected sex with escort dates. In Japan, 2024 alone, you slept with four people.

No, it's not true.

Okay.

I didn't have that. What do you mean dates? Back in 2017. This is all information based off of old content. I was not going on dates this last year. I can't, I'm banned on all the apps.

No, jumper doesn't smell.

Yours.

Yours. Mine smells nice.

Because it doesn't touch my skin. I've got a shirt under it. It absorbs the moisture. How did Sunny and you meet? Because she is a viewer.

Isn't that really loud crunching? Daniel gets with his viewers and is not cancelled.

I am cancelled. That's why my channel's dead.

You're quite cancelled.

You guys are the only ones left. I used to get like 30-40k viewers and then they found out my dark secrets and they all left. I used to get so many comments like, I used to be a fan, Daniel, but then I found out X, Y, and Z. I'm unsubscribing. I tried so hard in 2018 and '19 to keep my viewers, but I ended up just leaking all my secrets.

Close your mouth, Daniel.

It is closed.

Why are you so shy? I'm not. I am a little bit shy. I'm just.

Did I?

Oh, in Japan 2024, you had cereal with Kochi girl, laptop, Sunny, Faster, and some mystery woman.

Who says there's mystery woman?

Blood bucket.

No. That would be so weird.

Please tell Daniel to chew with his mouth closed.

It is closed.

It is closed, it's just really loud.

What's happening outside?

It looks like snow.

Everything's freezing over.

No, it's snow.

I can't see the snow falling.

Do you plan on breaking up with Daniel next week? No, maybe the week after. I'll give us a bit of extra time. Are you gonna watch any movies tonight? I don't know, we— I want to watch the first Alien because I've never seen it.

We have to watch it up here.

That's okay.

My mum and Dave Gibson are gonna hog the TV.

They have the TV so loud as well.

Because they're both deaf.

Is he deaf too?

Yeah, a bit. Yeah, I have to raise my voice when I talk to him, but my voice is really weak. Why Amazon debt? Because I got that monitor. Am I live? You solo? That I chucked in the bin. Well, I'll be debt-free in March when I pay off my mum. Plus the weather will be nicer then.

Hmm.

Oh, it is a good film.

Yeah, I think the special effects have held up quite well because they use practical effects because they didn't have computers back then. They still look okay. They got this 7-foot-tall skinny black guy to wear the alien costume, and apparently he just disappeared. No one knows what happened to him afterwards. Yeah, I can feel the coldness now too, blowing in. I have 44 payments left on the car. I've only made 4. It's only been 4 months.

I'm flying. I'm thinking about Are you hungry? Not yet, I just feel like I need energy.

Have some popcorn.

It was too loud. Don't be so quiet, Sunny. But last time you didn't talk any of the stream and they were like, we want to hear Daniel in his flow, don't interrupt the flow. So I've not been able to talk. Let's flow.

Hmm, I need to be mad to get into a good rant. I'm not very mad now.

I like you too, Mike. Is this red light—

What's wrong with it?

I feel like it's making me sleepy.

It makes you look hot.

What, because you can't see me very well?

No, because it's flattering.

Mad at talking about biology.

Did you know the platypus is one of 2 mammals that lay eggs? They come from ancient branch of mammals called the monotremes.

Wow, that is so cool. Tell me more.

In the beginning, all mammals laid eggs. Did you know that? The first mammals all laid eggs.

But if they lay eggs, how can they be mammals?

Because they still had some of the reptilian traits, but then they phased it out because egg-laying is primitive, inferior way of creating life. The other mammal, the echidna. Echidnas also lay eggs.

Oh, like Knuckles from Sonic.

Yeah.

Knuckles the Echidna. Does Sunny lay eggs? No, I lay logs. You know this won't last, right? You know this won't last, right? Daniel.

Nothing lasts. We're all gonna die.

Exactly.

The sun will explode.

Last night— was it last night? Daniel saw red aeroplanes in the sky. He was like, look, look at these red, red stars! I think the universe is exploding!

They look like stars. They didn't seem like they were—

They were literally moving.

They looked like they were still. I wonder if you can see stars on the camera.

Hmm, it's cloud— it's snowing.

Too grainy.

There's no stars at the moment. Sunny, you've done well to be with Daniel for even this amount of time. I know, right? One whole day.

What do you mean one day?

I wasn't with you before that.

Oh, you're only counting since we became official?

Yeah.

I like the bit when we went for yakiniku.

What in Japan? Yeah, that was peak.

What is the name of this anime, please?

Hmm, I don't know.

Hiding in my room.

Ask AI.

Boku no Jinja. It's weird that Jinja in Japanese is shrine.

Oh yeah.

Jinja. Sunny, do you like Daniel's coconut milk. No, he gets it all over the bed and then won't lay in it. He makes me lay in it.

You leaked it.

What?

It wasn't my fault.

It's not supposed to leak out. I thought it was supposed to stay in there. You're wasting my precious— my precious— my precious life juice. Men are the creator of life, not women.

Oh my God.

Because we provide the elixir of life.

Can't it just be teamwork? Why is it gonna be one or the other? Haven't they made it possible now to have a baby, like conceive a baby without a man? Didn't they, um, take like stem cells and They, like, they were able to do it. I'm pretty sure.

Maybe.

Daniel's lifeless life juice.

Thank God.

Daniel's elixir.

Elixir of life.

I still don't think you're actually infertile anyway.

Maybe.

You're barren.

Baron Trump. That's a weird name.

Yeah, why would you want to call your kid Baron?

Baron.

It's like a vampire name. Count something.

Baron.

He crossed his legs too often and had too many hot baths. Is that actually true? That can lower your—

Hmm, I heard it might do. The high temperature kills the sperm or something.

Yeah, does it actually kill sperm?

Well, that's why they're in that ballsack, to keep it away from the body. Because the body's temperature is too high.

Oh.

So it's like separated from the body. The nutsack.

What was that?

The wind.

Dave Gibson's coming.

Baron.

I'm wondering how she's going to get out of the driveway.

Is she leaving now?

Someone's.

Yeah, does.

What? It's snowing now, you know. You know the internet summer house five G stronger or two G? Or shall we buy another one?

Five G. Two G won't reach the summer house.

They say bad quality.

Yeah, it won't be very good.

Oh, before it was quite good.

5G, you have to sit outside of it.

So if you want to buy a better quality one, which is better?

I don't know. How would you get internet in the summer cabin? I know he won't turn the light on because it makes us look more attractive.

Come on, tell me.

What? Get Starlink.

How much?

£75 a month plus £300 for the satellite.

Where do you get it from?

Amazon.

Really?

Yeah, you can get the Starlink dish on Amazon.

How much? Give me the price.

£300 and then £75 a month. Wow, pretty expensive.

And then £75 like that. Let me and Daniel No internet, cable go off and on.

Wow!

I bet she happy now, no internet.

Yeah.

Yeah, but—

Tell her there's no internet, she won't mind.

Well, she'll have to pay to get it set up.

I got that Wi-Fi repeater, I plugged it in downstairs. You can get internet anywhere in the garden.

Oh, cool.

But the summer cabin's kind of far. You have to have it on 5 GHz for that to reach the summer cabin. But when you're in the cabin, the walls interrupt the signal or something. You have to like stand outside. No, it's not 2G, it's 2 GHz bandwidth. 2.4 GHz. No, it's not 2G and 5G, it's the bandwidth of the Wi-Fi repeater. It's gigahertz.

No, wait.

I think I got it wrong way round. Five G is faster, but the range is smaller. Two G is slower, but the range is wider. What's what?

How fast is Starlink?

A couple hundred megabits.

Does it come with a Ethernet bit, or is it just all Wi-Fi?

It needs to be plugged into something. I forgot. I think you've got to plug it into a modem using an Ethernet cable, and it would need to be installed on the roof.

Like a satellite?

Yeah, that's kind of cool. Or just have it in the middle of the garden, I guess.

Yeah.

But then you need a cable to power it. I don't know, like a really long cable. I don't know how you get internet in the summer cabin.

Can't they—

who are you with? Can't you just get BT to come and put a new— connect a new wire to it?

I guess so.

Maybe you have to pay a lot for them to do that. Sunny, did you go to your job interview? No, I rescheduled it, which I could have just done in the first place, I suppose, but didn't want to. I was upset.

Pull a cable from the house.

Yeah, yeah, you could run a cable from the house. You could like put it under the ground so no one trips on it.

Yeah, but what does the cable connect to?

A Wi-Fi extender thing? Because you'd plug the Ethernet into it, maybe. Yeah, very, very long Ethernet cable. You can get ones that are like 100 meters long. I don't think it makes it slower, does it? Maybe a little bit.

It would have to hang out the window or they drill a hole through the wall.

Yeah.

And then— I don't know, such a headache.

I'll donate 100 quid to Sunny to break up with him.

No.

The problem is in that part of the garden, the phone signal is also really It's like a blind spot. But they knew this last time.

TB. It could double as a trap. Oh, it's been nearly 2 hours.

Yeah, I don't want her to use up my internet though. Well, what if I want to stream and then she's like streaming movies in 4K and then the whole internet slows down?

Is she gonna live there like indefinitely?

I don't know, a few months I think. If it affects my life, I'm gonna be pissed. Why can't she just get a normal place like anyone else? Why she got to live in a fucking garden? Stupid weirdo. Get lost.

Maybe she's on holiday. Sunny, you a dog or a cat person? I, I'm honestly 50/50. I have dogs. But I really want a cat. And I do like dogs, but sometimes cats are more fun or more affectionate. And then sometimes dogs, you want the dog kind of affection. Sometimes dogs are a bit annoying though, and they're way stinkier.

Yeah, why do they smell so bad? Do they not clean themselves?

They don't really clean themselves. No, I bath my dog. We have 2 Labradors. I bath them every week and they'll still just smell.

That's the silly thing. People are like, oh, don't eat pork because it's a filthy animal, but they all love dogs and have the dog lick their face.

When is Daniel going to visit Sunny at her place?

You stole that from Pulp Fiction.

Yeah, I thought you weren't paying attention. I thought that was a good point.

What do you mean I'm not paying attention?

I don't know, I didn't— I thought you were asleep. All these stupid religions like Jewishness and Islam, Jewishness, whatever it's called. All the religions don't eat pork. It's not just Muslimanity. Also Christianity didn't used to eat pork back in the day.

Muslimanity?

I don't know this words.

You sound like— has anyone seen Wicked? Because they talk like that.

Fantastical.

Islamical. They— it's called kosher in Jewishness. I don't know what the word is.

Judaism?

Jewishness.

Oh my God, you need to go back to school.

Jew—

Jew-inanity. I don't know.

Muslimanity.

They don't eat pork because they think it's a dirty animal. It's only a dirty animal if you raise it in a dirty environment, just don't let it roll around in its poop and clean its living area then.

And in Hindu-ality, they don't eat cows.

Yeah, but because it's sacred, isn't it? Not because it's dirty.

Yeah, because it's, it's worshipped. So it's like the opposite of a pig.

Oh, when people eat fish, fish swim around in their own piss.

And shrimp—

all the fish and sea life, they all piss in the ocean all the time. They're swimming in it. Dirty animal.

But it's—

yeah, shrimp are basically the vacuum cleaners of the sea floor. We still eat that.

Daniel did fail GCSEs.

Yeah, that's true. I refused to take the exam. I couldn't be bothered. They were like, "You do realize you would fail it?" I was like, "Yep, okay." Might as well not bother doing GCSEs. Did I pee in the pool? Yeah. I'm not going to get out the pool and then go to the toilet and then get back in the pool if I need to pee.

Did you answer the super chat?

I didn't even realize we got a super chat. Sorry, I was mid-rant.

Sorry, Risk Taker Dan. When are you gonna visit me?

When you get a place. No, if you got a place, I'd come over all the time.

No, you said We're gonna split hotel costs when like the weather gets nicer.

Yeah, I want fancy countryside chalet with driveway, garden, barbecue, patio, and jacuzzi.

Okay, you're gonna pay for that. Sneedfeed, you're giving me whiplash.

Wow, it's really snowing.

What are we gonna do about the ski trip? It's snowing here, so we could just ski down the big hill near Daniel's house.

Yeah, get a sledge. The farmer would probably come out and shout at us. Get off my land!

Yeah, I remember when we walked up that way in the summer. We went on a little evening walk and I wanted to look at the horses and you were like, don't go over there. Yeah, it's a bit dangerous. Don't go near the gate.

These countryside farmers, they're not very friendly.

They'll just shoot you. Yeah, I think we have to cancel the ski trip because we just We don't have enough for it to be enjoyable. I'm not being critical.

No!