Victoria BLOCKED my mum on FaceBook

Um, so I got a message from my mum the

other day. She said that Victoria and her

older sister— or Bitchtoria, as I like to

call her now— both Victoria

and her older sister decided to block my

mum on Facebook.

So I'm guessing from this turn of events

that Victoria decided to tell her older

sister about this whole situation, about

my terrible, terrible video where I

confessed my love towards her. Was it

really that bad of a video? Okay, it was a

little bit creepy, but I, I thought I said

some sweet things. I didn't say anything

bad about her. I didn't say anything rude

about her. I said lots of nice things,

and she decided to block both me and my

mum. Not just me, but my mum as well. My

mum, who had absolutely nothing to do with

this, had no involvement, who's a very

nice, friendly woman. And both her and her

sister decided to block her. Why? Why,

Victoria? What did my mum do to you? My

mum actually was very nice to you when you

came over to our house. She made you

meals, made you very nice dinners every

time, and was very friendly towards you

and your sisters and your parents. And

this is how you repay my family? By

blocking us on Facebook? Not only did you

have the nerve to block me on Instagram

and Facebook and not even reply to my

messages, didn't even ask me politely to

remove the video. If you didn't like the

video so much, then why didn't you just

ask me to take it down? And I would have

considered it and said no anyway. But the

point is, you didn't even try to reach out

to me when you could have, and you just

went out and blocked me and my mum, who's

done nothing bad to you or your family. I

do think it's kind of interesting that

Victoria decided to tell her older sister

about what happened, about the whole

situation. I really wondered what that

conversation would have been like. Hey,

older sister, Daniel made a weird creepy

video about me where he confessed his love

to me, and I don't like this video. I

think it's creepy, and I'm going to block

him. I think you should also block him on

Facebook. Oh, and while you're at it, why

don't you block his mum as well? Because I

don't know why, his mum's also kind of

weird and strange, and I never really

liked his mum, so let's block her as well

at the same time. Oh, but don't tell our

younger sister about this because I don't

feel close enough to her to be able to

talk to her about these private sensitive

issues. I only feel comfortable talking to

you about this, older sister. I'm pretty

sure her younger sister doesn't know what

happened because I can still find her

younger sister on Facebook if I search her

name. I can see her profile, I can see all

of her photos and all of her friends on

her friends list. So it seems like her

younger sister hasn't decided to block me.

Oh, I just, um, I just went on to her

younger sister's Facebook profile page and

turns out she did block me. Content not

available. Well, there you have it. Her

younger sister also knows about this. And

by the way, just for your information,

there's not really any point in blocking

me if your Facebook page is set to public,

because yeah, I did go into incognito mode

on Chrome. I made myself a brand new

secret Facebook account, and I can still

see all of your Facebook profiles,

and I can see all of your photos and all

of your friends on your friends list. So

So, um, you might want to set that to

private if you really don't want me to see

your Facebook pages. Which I don't quite

understand why you think I want to see

your Facebook. Why do you think I want to

see your Facebook pages that badly? I

honestly don't really give a shit.

What, are you gonna block my sister as

well on Facebook? You and your sisters,

you girls were always teasing me when we

were kids, saying how immature I was,

saying, Daniel, you look like a

10-year-old, you act like a 10-year-old.

Who's acting like the immature 10-year-old

now? Blocking people on Facebook? We were

friends, we were close friends, our

families were close together when we were

kids, and this is— this is how you want to

treat us? This is how you want to do

things? Um, how about you lighten up a bit

and stop being such a bunch of uptight,

stuck-up bitches and maybe— maybe get a

sense of humor and lighten up a bit,

okay? It's not the end of the world. So I

made a strange video about you. You don't

have to start crying about it. I had no

idea you were such a bunch of boring,

serious, uptight people, and I just feel

disappointed, and I feel kind of sorry for

the men that have to put up with you and

be stuck with you in a relationship. Oh

wow, that must be a fun way of living.

Yeah.

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it's bubbling.

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乳 ちょっと です も ん ね。 Hey,

so it 's the next day and I wanted to talk

about my new coffee machine, which I 'm

very excited about. Um, you might be a bit

confused. Daniel, why did you buy a second

coffee machine? Are you really rich? Do

you just like wasting money? And the

answer to all of those questions are no,

no. And, um, the reason why we decided to

get a second coffee machine— we didn't

actually decide to get it. So this is the

story. My wife went to a party, uh, some

kind of company work event, and she won

it. She won this Nespresso What's it

called? Nespresso something,

something Italian. Essenza Mini. And she,

she won this, and this is actually worth

about $150, so it's a really nice coffee

machine. I'm not sure if it's better than

our old coffee machine, which is a drip

pod coffee machine. Um, it makes

espressos, which I think espressos are

somehow different to regular coffee.

Tastes the same to me, to be honest. But

it's red and it has this lever. So this is

how it works: you open the lever and then

you put the espresso capsule goes into

here, and then you just close it and you

just put the cup here and then you can

make espressos. It's very fancy.

Yeah, it is a bit frustrating because if I

knew she was going to win a coffee machine

at some kind of raffle contest prize

lottery thing at her workplace company,

then I wouldn't have wasted $150 of my own

money buying this black coffee machine.

So, um, yeah, I'm not too sure how to

feel about this.