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MY FIRST TIME in PHUKET Thailand - Even Better than Expected!

2024-02-19 · 15 min

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  1. 0:04

    Help me! Why did

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  2. 0:11

    it come in so quickly? Help me!

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    You want some beef jerky?

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    Uh-oh, he's got massive balls like me.

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    No, you have a beautiful—

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    Soaked.

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    My bag weighs 4 Point six

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    kg.

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    Your bag weighs six kg.

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    Does

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    it stop moving?

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    Two. My girlfriend's blocking her. Fifty

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    two. Please go to.

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    You're blocking her.

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    What are those little

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    hut things? Looks weird.

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    Wow,

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    wow.

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    Oh wow, look, the bathtub's outside.

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    Is that a bathtub or a jacuzzi?

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    Oh, you can see the sea.

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    Honeymoon suite.

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    We in Phuket.

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    Finish. I think Malaysia is that way.

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    Oh, there's a swimming pool down there.

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    Swimming pools everywhere. Well, there's

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    one there, one there, one there.

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    Kebab.

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    Wow, it's so big.

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    Not again, we had it yesterday. Kebab.

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    Wow, they have British food.

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    Scottish egg, Scottish egg,

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    fish and chips, hash brown,

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    steak fries. What's that? Cut it

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    in half. Why is

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    it so hard? Wow,

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    it's so windy.

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    Wow, look at the waves.

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    Look, we can go swimming.

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    What?

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    It's so noisy, I can't hear what you're

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    Help me! Why did it

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    come in so quickly? Oh, my feet is wet.

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    You didn't warn me.

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    What's that? Broken heart.

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    Okay,

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    what's that?

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    My name.

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    Oh, whoa,

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    how do

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    they come down?

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    Safe landing.

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    That man's just hanging on to pull them

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    down. What are they doing

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    to the boat? Pushing it out

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    or bringing it back in?

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    Hard work.

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    Wow, they have to reverse backwards

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    down the hill. Oh, it's a little

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    meow meow meow meow meow meow.

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    Hello. Ah, he likes me.

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    What? Meow meow.

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    Give him my chicken. Meow meow.

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    Ah.

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  65. 6:57

    Oh look, looks like Mr. Toffee. This one

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    looks dirty. Where is he? This one's a

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    stray, the black one. The black

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    one, no owner. He looks dirty.

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    He's got massive

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    balls. Look at his balls.

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    Big ball, big ball.

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    He's got big ball,

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    big ball bag like

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    me. Oh, you have a little— oh, you have

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    a big dick. What?

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    Shut up.

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    You want some beef jerky? You like beef

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    jerky?

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    Oh, don't eat this.

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    Oh, he's hungry.

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    You like beef jerky?

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    He likes it. This stuff actually

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    smells like cat food as well.

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    Really bad beef jerky. It sounds

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    like, uh, cat biscuits.

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    Crunchy.

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    Wait for me.

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    Where's your sunset?

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    It. Wow.

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    Oh, we missed it. Still tiny

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    bit can see. We were down there, the

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    beach. Oh, it's good.

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    You want to go jacuzzi? Is it clean?

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    Just seems kind of weird. Look at

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    this bathroom. They make the glass the

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    door out of glass? What is the point of

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    that? Okay, I'm gonna close the door

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    because I want some privacy. Oh wait, you

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    can still see me. Okay, I'm ready.

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    Shoot the water. Shoot it.

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    Ah, your glasses! You nearly knocked your

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    glasses off. No water.

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    Oh wow, beer, my favorite.

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    And water. I have one beer

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    roof.

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    Why do I take off my shoes?

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    My socks?

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    Why?

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    Oh, oh,

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    oh, oh.

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    What? Road ban.

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    Blood ban.

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    Brand. This company, this company made,

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    uh, soaked soup,

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    uh, soup, rice, breakfast. Okay,

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    you understand? No. Is it PP Island?

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    Like that? Is it called PP Island?

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    PP Island. Feel it,

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    feel it. Wow, the water's so blue.

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    Yeah.

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    Oh, it's cold.

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    Oh my God,

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    I'm scared. Oh my

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    God.

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    Wow.

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    Stop crashing into people.

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    Where are you going?

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