My mum gets upset

Hello, it's our last day in this hotel.

Checking out in a few hours. My sister

went drinking with her boyfriend. Quiet!

I'm making a video. Bloody wife

interrupting my video. Nani sagashiteru?

I have all my bags packed.

I couldn't fit my shoes inside, so I just

put it into this bag and then hanged it

off the back. Huh? My new shirt!

Someone knocked on the door at 9 AM in the

morning, and then she just came into the

room, and I said, who's there? And then

she said, oh, sorry, and she quickly went

out. It was really embarrassing because we

were both naked on the bed. Why do they

come to clean the room at 9 AM in the

morning? It's a bit early.

Smells like feet.

Mum,

are you going swimming? Yeah, I thought

you'd want to go massage. I'm scared. I

don't want to get naked. Oh, it's all

wet. I want to just— I want to sit down on

the edge and just put my legs in, but it's

all wet.

Oh, it's cold, it's cold.

It's cold.

Peanut,

nice. Welcome.

Wow, wow.

Oh, I'm all wet.

We have to check out and my trousers are

Bye hotel, on to the next one.

Say bye. Bye.

Ready to go.

Is it heavy?

It's heavier than mine.

Ground floor.

Where are we

going? Going to heaven. Where are you

going? Where are we going? I have no idea.

That's why I just tell you I wish to go to

heaven now. All peaceful. We're at the bus

station. We're gonna get on the bus to the

next place. I need the toilet.

Central Pahang. Smells like curry. We're

supposed to be getting the bus at half

past 5 and it's half past 2 now, so we

have lots of time to kill and they're

trying to figure out where to go now.

It's very hot.

So the plan is we're gonna get on the bus

and we're gonna go to some, some other

place which isn't here. Not sure where

They have a finger sandwich. We're back at

the bus station after having lunch and

we're going to get on the bus.

Are we going on the bus yet? When are we

Oh, they're getting

on. Let's go.

3 hours later, we're finally here,

and it's really dark, and we're in some

kind of jungle. Can't really see much.

Now we're gonna get on a taxi to the

hotel. I need to pee really badly.

Oh my God, we're staying here! This is

the hotel we're staying in. No,

what happened to the 5-star hotel?

We're in some kind of small town.

I don't like it.

From five-star hotel to one-star. Why are

we in a horrible hotel? That taxi smelled

like feet. We got to catch a train. We got

It's not quite a hotel to me.

Smells weird. Go up the stairs.

There's a staircase here.

I don't want to go back in that stinky

elevator.

Hotel. That's better. Yeah, that's a bit

better.

Smells weird.

I guess it looks kind of clean in here.

What are you complaining about now? Hold

on, same feeling like Malaysia

2007. It's a bit outdated.

Taxi, and they want pound. Malaysian pot

Security code 706.

It's not pot noodle. Maggie. Maggie

noodle. Sedap dimakan,

cepat dimasa. What's so funny?

It say, sadap di maka,

cebap di maka. What does that mean? For

noodle, maggi, kabi lasa.

Mhm. Bob Marley hole.

Why is it Bob Marley? Oh, the color.

Oh, 7. You stole that water.

Smells like urine. Is this our room?

This is the door to our room. That is the

old townhouse. What's inside here? It's

this way. Oh, that's not a room.

Smells like piss.

701's here.

I'm 706.

Cockroaches? Lizards? It's a lizard.

Is it a gecko? Are you out of your mind?

Oh, it's moving.

So the bedroom— London, where's the light?

No electricity. Look, there's Kat drawing

breakfast in the morning. Lizard.

707, 705, 706. Home sweet

It doesn't

smell too bad. Oh, we have electricity.

Oh, look at the shower.

I want to

go home.

Quiet. What do you think of the shower?

How do Are you this short?

I don't know.

Someone's singing. Who's singing outside?

Who's singing?

Well, I guess this is where we're staying

tonight. Um, we're supposed to be getting

a train tomorrow, 5 AM. So we have to

leave at 4 AM, so we have to wake up at 3

AM to get ready, and I don't think I'm

going to be able to sleep.

That bloody person is still singing.

At least there's air conditioning.

This is the worst hotel I've ever stayed

in. It's so bad, and there's

no Wi-Fi.

I'm getting a weird itchy rash on my arm.

Ooh, it's going all red.

Who's that?

Your room look all right. So small.

We no Wi-Fi, nothing. Me too. We going

to move to another hotel. Huh? Now?

Walking now. That stupid Robert. I'm

stupid. Sabrina's going. Is phoning the

other place. At least Daniel one look

better than ours. But we've settled in.

Why are we moving? We got a better shower

room. We're only going to be here for like

5 hours. I wonder if they didn't

leave nothing. No window. They got shiny

floor. Daniel, are you

We don't have any water. If I know they

come to a town like this, are we really

moving hotels? They're going to look for

another room. Oh, you don't

tell me booking at room 17. If you

tell me at room 15.

So what would you rather do?

If I go in the kitchen, he keep quiet and

walk. Pretend it's only this choice or

another choice. I got no choice. Like you

say, I'm not going to carry on a fucking

bag walk to the station. I have enough of

this. That's true. I don't know why you're

overreacting. So much about a room. It's

not a room; it's many, many, many whole

life. This is the last room. Trouble in

paradise.

Why is there no light? No light. Tell

Uncle Jamie that that is lovely. Now she's

saying it to us. How the man treat me.

Treat you what? Like that. No, he didn't.

I can't even book this bloody stupid

Bigger than our room.

It's the same. Our room, our room's the

same. At least you got no pain.

He talk and talk room communicate with

something. We just keep quiet and walk

away. Everybody notice that.

I don't care. Enjoy life then.

We're only here for 4 hours. Are you sure

it's 4 hours? No, 7 or 6 hours.

Can you find a place for dinner? Got a

kettle, pot noodle.

She doesn't like the hotel.

It's not a spy breath, it's a— it's how

people drink.

Okay, we're leaving.

Pack your stuff.

Goodbye, room.

I don't know. Uh, do you want

to take your dad's? Better sit in that

aircon. Um,

Robert's bag.

Oh, this is awkward.

Apparently we're gonna have a look at a

deluxe room.

I say, I say look like jail.

Daniel, look. It's fine.

What's wrong with this room? This is the

rubbish. These are the rooms I should have

put before that flat. I make

mistakes all the time. Is this okay?

Go and pick up your key. No, you chucked

it on the floor. Okay, I'm not going back

to that room. We're not going back to the

room, we got a better one. I'm not having

that. Why not?

Looks fine. This is your

My mom had a tantrum. Now we're moving to

a different hotel, but the thing is The

other hotel is going to be further away

from the train station,

so we're going to have to walk further

from the new hotel to the train station,

which is just over there, which is right

next to the previous hotel.

Pull it!

Keep going.

It's not shouting,

he's doing his prayer. It's your country.

People ask me why I like Japan so much.

Who's stupid now?

What a lovely family holiday. Seriously,

you didn't believe it? Oh, you're still

going on about bloody Irena.

They can get through. Yeah,

now we lost them.

Where's the

hotel? Are they— they're over there, I can

see them. Open sewer.

Is this the right place?

This is not the place. It's not a hotel.

Oh no, we lost them. They're over there.

Why did they just walk off without us?

Idiots. Let's go

that way. Let's go straight.

That way.

Okay,

thank you.

Left, right, go straight.

We nearly went the wrong way.

I don't know the way. They just walked—

they walked off. I didn't know go forward

or go left. You see that guy say walk

straight? Wait,

this place

looks better. It's not that far away.

Sabrina, where are you?

101. Let's see if she likes her new room.

Let's see your executive suite.

Do you like it?

Honeymoon room.

That is what you

pay for. In a shit jungle.

Why your room not like this?