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I made this look in 10 days, I made $2,400. That's in June and I only did 10 days in June. Now triple that times three. That's like $7,000 a month. I'm fucking rich. Think I can pay mom back in three to four months. I get paid 16 ish per hour. I owe my mom, hmm, owe my mom $26,000. That takes four months at this rate, wouldn't it? Even with this money, it take fucking ages to pay her back four months. Oh, it'll be November by then, wouldn't it? July now? It won't last forever. Uh, nothing lasts forever. She doesn't even know what kick is. She said What's kick? Yeah, I thought so. How long do I expect to receive this level of income? No idea. Really. I reckon I could make more if I start meeting people and go and traveling. I mean I'm getting this level of income by basically doing nothing at home. Imagine when I'm traveling and meeting girls and stuff, I reckon we could double it. People like slightly homeless. They made like 20 KA month. 'cause he gets what? 400 euros. When he streams. I'm making chump change compared to other kick streamers. And they're not that special. They just walk around with a camera. It's not like they're doing anything groundbreaking. But I guess the um, the bare minimum goal is to pay off my mom's debts and then after that or whatever, just try not to waste the money. Try and keep stuff going. He spends more than you. Well yeah. If you got the money then why not spend on the hotels? Well, yeah, I guess so. Did he get a kick deal or was he just doing KCIP? He said do you think you'll message faster when you go out to Thailand? No, that would be weird. I want to get the five year Thai elite visa. It costs 15,000 thousand. Would I choose Japan over Thailand? Now I'm making seven care month. No, I'd still choose Thailand. I like Thailand more than Japan. Not just 'cause it's cheaper, but also because it's just, I think the people are way nicer. I find Japanese people be kind of rude and gross. They spit all the time. The old men, they smoke too much and they spit all the time. All the time you go outside, all you can hear is they got terrible manners. Grumpy. It's grumpy. Old men everywhere. Women who just seem to automatically assume that you're trying to creepily film them even though you're not. I don't like Japan. And Thailand has all the good things about Japan anyway. Like they've got Japanese restaurants in Thailand. What can you do in Thailand? You can do everything you want to do. Eat food, go shopping, go to the beach. Um, but Thailand has really nice condos for a thousand or less a month. Japan doesn't have these. Japan has ugly old looking buildings for apartments. Thailand has modern, nice condos with infinity pool and gym concierge for only five or six, 700 a month. Japan doesn't have these nice fancy condominiums. Don't think UPS man's coming. Is he? This is so annoying. How am I gonna send the switch to back? Oh god, Edgar, stop fucking spamming. So annoying. Why'd you have to spam the same fucking message over and over again? Fucking gone. Just send the message once. Why are you gonna spam the fucking message? Fucking idiot. I'm talking to my sister. Geez Christ. Gimme a break. What is going on about, oh, do you talk to your sister? Did you talk to Yeah, I'm talking to my sister now. Calm down. Oh my God. Two things annoying me. Number one, the UPS man's not fucking coming. And number two, my stupid shoes are wet. Now the sun's coming out pretty strong. See if it cooks those shoes nice and dry. Oh yeah. Look at that sun. Dry them out. I really wish my back didn't hurt. Yeah, they still stink. So washing them didn't achieve anything and now they're just wet so I can't wear 'em. So it was a complete waste of time. I've gotta sit down on my back. This is killing me. Oh my God. I've gotta take the pressure off it. Oh, I don't know if I can go out today. I destroyed my back from yesterday's dumbbells. Did she tell you about the baby now? Yeah, I've known since about March. March or April. Oh God, I'm not back. The problem is you feel energetic so you overdo it. You do too much 'cause you feel like you've got power. I thought I was doing proper form. What do you mean when your back aches? You, your whole body feels tired. Like you don't wanna move. I, oh God, I ordered sports drinks to come tomorrow. It's got electrolytes and vitamin B should be good. Damn Tesla's tanking. They're throwing the weight between hands. But that's just to switch hands. Ordered new shoes. It's hard to know if they'll be comfy without trying them on. If I can just get the same shoes, it would be nice. Yeah, maybe it's the overhead lifts. I should stop doing those. 'cause I don't think that does anything that pushups don't do. It's dumb flies trying to fly in here. Look at it. Banging its head against the glass. Yeah. Then it'll come in and get stuck and won't be able to get out. Doesn't it hurt Flying right into a window with your face and they fly pretty quickly. Imagine just flying into a brick wall headfirst smashing your face against it. Does it not hurt? We'd get like a black iron break her nose. It's just smashing their faces into the glass over and over and over. How do they not get a concussion? Their brains must be like that. Tiny. Is there a like a scientific name for flies? It can't just be called a fly 'cause it flies. Hey Daniel, what's on your mind today? What's the scientific name for a house fly? The scientific name for a housely is musca Domestica. Quite a fancy label for such a common pest. What does that mean? Literally translated musca. Domestica literally translates to domestic fly referring to its habitat around human dwellings. It's like the fly's official title for being a household nuisance. What language is that? Latin. Yeah, it's Latin scientists use Latin for naming species because it's a dead language, meaning it doesn't change over time. It's like a universal code for scientists worldwide. Muser, domestica, <laugh>. What does muser mean? Fly in Latina sounds like Spanish. Oh god, I'm not doing pushups. I'm gonna have to disable it for today. I'm not doing any exercise. Oh my god. Oh, I can't get out the beanbag. Oh, pushups disabled. Sorry about that. Too late disabled. Oh, I think we're gonna have to hair dry the shoes, otherwise never. We're gonna get out here. They're still wet and they stink. Every time I touch my hand stinks. How can I go to the shop if my shoes are wet? I'm not gonna wear my wet shoes. Oh God. My thing is sing so much. Get my hair dryer. Unless I wear my slippers. Wear my slippers out there. Seems quite dry. Still a bit wet. Still a bit damp. It is still wet. Fucking hell. I can't get 'em on 'cause my back hurts. Oh, oh they feel fine. Actually, I don't feel any wetness. They're pretty drunk. Uh, actually. Oh, I can feel like squishyness. I put them in the sun a bit more. Well now my salt's wet. Oh my fucking God. I can take the soles out. Oh look. Did they come out? Oh no. They're like glued to the bottom. I don't know what to do. It's just like wet inside. I don't know. So wet <laugh>. Oh fucking girl. Put them back out in the sun. It feels dry but then you step in it and there's still water in the soles. Now my socks wet. Why is my life so difficult? Oh my back. Oh, today's shit. Everything is shit today. I can't even move. Oh shoes. It's hard to enjoy anything. Now with my back hurting UPS man's not coming. You can't even do his fucking job. Now. My socks wet. I take this one off. Oh my. First of all, all wet now. Bog water. Why don't they tell you when they're coming? Fucking useless. UPS return status next working day. From date of return request. It should have been Monday. You can't send it yourself. It has to be picked up by UPS. There's no option to send it yourself. And uh, if we can go out the shoes, unless I just go out with wet feet, that would not be good. I'm gonna waste money buying new shoes just 'cause mine are wet. I don't need new shoes. They're fine. They're just wet. I feel so tired 'cause my back all week just being, being tired first. The stupid sunburn made me really tired. God, this IRL thing sucks. Why is it so hard? Just go outside I for a few hours and come back. I swear when you just go outside normally without streaming nothing goes wrong. But because you're streaming it's like, well this stuff goes wrong. It's like the streaming jinks. Is it? It's in the sun now, but it could take hours. I should have put them in the washing machine yesterday when it was really hot. Have you seen this DM of ice as shrink? Kim, do you want me to shoot myself? Because you make me really want to. And he's holding a gun to his face. <laugh>. And then Kim says, Paul, I am in love with you. I would never want that. Please stop. Their relationship seems to so messed down. What the hell is that? I thought my relationships were messed up. What's ery? Oh, I don't know if I can go out guys. My back's killing me. If I go to the shoe shop, I can barely bend down to tie the laces. I look like an old man. I And people think working out is good for you. I would never have any of these problems if I didn't work out. And no one ever got backache by not working out. Oh, it hurts. Even when I'm not moving. Oh, now I don't feel it. Oh, this is nice. Oh, I can't feel it now. Oh god. It's so nice when there's no pain, when there's pain, it's like there's never ending. Annoying nagging feeling that won't go away. Oh, oh God. Your body really does become like a torture chamber. You're trapped in. Maybe I rip the souls out of the shoe 'cause they seem like they'll pull out. I don't think we're glue strong. But then it'll be loose inside when I put them back in. That won't be good with it. I think it was from lifting weights yesterday. I could probably take the salts out but then I'll put them back in. It'll be loose inside when I step, oh god, I'm not cut out for this. IRR streaming every time I go out. Something bad happens. Well the sun looks pretty strong. Maybe I'll wait an hour. No UPS. No I'm not getting new shoes. I'm just gonna spray oust into it to get rid of the smell. Uh, then well the next day I'll put it in the washing machine and leave it outside all day if the sun's strong. I don't wanna get new shoes and waste 50 pounds when I've got shoes that are fine. This is how the rich stair rich. I'm not a woman. I don't have 10 different pairs of shoes. You should have seen how many shoes fast I had. She must have had 30 pairs of shoes. She, we go shopping, buy a new pair of shoes that look just the same as the other shoes she had. I dunno why women have so many shoes. I've never had more than one pair of shoes at the same time. What's the point? I think my shoes are fine for walking. What's wrong with them? They're wet. The problem is they're wet. That's it. There's nothing wrong with them. And new shoes would get wet as well. Maybe you could say not having a second pair of shoes is costing me money. 'cause now I can't go outside and people getting bored. I don't know why. But the back ache is making my ball ache as well. Why is it connected? I thought I got ball ache and the sun's going and coming. It's cloudy. It would've been great for going outside. These are proper walking shoes. What you mean into the field? In front of my garden? No, it's not a public field. Some neighbor's field. Now my feet are gonna stink from wearing the bug sock. Ah, my feet's so gross. Just cut them off. The problem is the toenails. What's the point of toenails? Just gets bacteria stuck under them. When do you ever use your toenails? You use your fingernails to like pick stuff and scratch. And when you go scratch with your toes like a cat. Never has there been anything more pointless than toenails? They just stink up my socks. I think the reason why my feet stinks 'cause of the toenails. If I had hooves, imagine we had hooves instead of feet. Would be so much better. Don't have to wear shoes either. Just go out your hooves to protect the toe from injury. Or like being stepped on. I think if you have an injury that's gonna hurt your toe, the toenail's not gonna be that much Help. You just get a broken toenail. Like if you dropped a cannon ball on your toe, I don't think the toenail is gonna help. Please stop talking about to <laugh>. What's wrong with them? My body? Anything? Do you think they're dry yet? Turn up. Moon, moon, moon, moon. Oh, that's don wet. Know what I'm gonna do? Yeah, when I poke the soles it's all soaked. Oh God. I don't, I can't go out now I I've got these shoes here but they're too big for me. Oh fucking hell. I just hit my elbow. Elbow. I still got sunny stuff. Sunny's cotton pads and her hair straightener and her makeup. I've got her toothbrush as well still. Yeah, I look these shoes, but they're too big. Look massive. This is like Dave Gibson's size is maybe if I wear two pairs of socks, why do I lie? It's not a lie. These don't count 'cause they don't fit. Oh my back. I can't even bend down. Oh my god. They're so big. And maybe if I tighten them up. Oh, I've got these ski socks. They're quite thick. I look ridiculous with my oversized, oversized shoes. Oh, oh that. Oh. Oh. Not bad actually. Oh, I pack Jesus. I got, they're not bad now. I've got these thick socks on. I am just worried. It's gonna feel weird to drive where it is. I think I'm size 7.5 UK size, but I think these are like size nine or eight and a half. Oh I feel tall. I can't think. These are just bit a bit worried about driving. So it's kind of weird. Yeah, I think we can go like this. Not bad. Where's my battery bank? It's, I've gotta put sun cream on as well. Not gonna let backache stop me from having a great day out <laugh>. Oh and my, my little adaptor dongle thing broke. The metal bit snapped off. So dunno if I can connect my phone to the car. No EDM today. The little metal thing snapped off the dongle. The cost of biceps means your back aches. All right, kit cut. Switch over to the nighthawk testing. Okay, I think we're ready to go. Got the night hawk going. I think I've set everything up. Turn off this cord. Notifications. Te testing. Te, can you hear me? Testing? Uh, can you hear me? Uh oh no. Uh, testing. Can you hear me now? I Oh yeah. Lock the door. Oh. Oh my back. Hmm. Damn. It's hot in here. It should take 37 minutes. Oh my bad. Oh, pretty hot today. Okay. Is um, that seven minutes Let guy. Oh. Oh, there's a bird shit on my window. Ain't nice. Fucking hell. The big bird shit. Hello guys. Okay, let's go. 36 minutes. Focus. Oh my backs. Why is this so? It's going so slow. Oh my god. It's a 60 roads doing 30. He's got a dog in the back. Oh my favorite song. <silence> I know. Oh my god. Fucking, fucking gross. Oh shit. Oh yeah. Fucking roads. Oh God. Fucking stupid tiny roads. Oh God. I They make these roads so fucking small. Oh no. Oh thank God. What a nice guy. Take this hay now. No mouth shows you the I going take this. Hang I, oh god. These words suck. Celebr one taste straw never ending. Oh the box. The next trained party platform one. Oh my god. City breaks, dates, family get togethers and stacks of culture. And for those heading off for a weekend away, please remember that the best souvenir is always a bridge that you won't use. A landmark you didn't see. When you take the train, you are more connected to the people, places and things you love. Nothing beats being there. Octopus energy, great value and outstanding customer service. Recommended by which eight years running Octopus energy. Oh god. So many cars. Oh this way really sucks ing three times already. Oh God. Why did it take me this way? Let's grow the flood. When only you driving delivery, double calling your name perfectly. LA Grill Chicken with a tiny Perry drizzle. Oh yeah. You know what to do. Sit that as little 25 Radio on player and on speaker. Is it 12? Here's the late I'm Petra. There's going concern from man missing from the bobbin area. 3-year-old Jack Clark was last seen on the B 3 20 68 NI at 11:00 PM yesterday. He's tall with the government Minister is told half get a parent could give new dads more time with their children down street. Admitting the current system isn't working. There's going be a major review. How much time off Kilomet Most when it to NHS Waiting times New figure show Over percent of patients seen within 18 weeks, which is above the national average. Increasing share. Nearly 200,000 counts on top of her salary. Weather. We resort morning. It's summer, holiday time. Slowly cooler than yesterday. But that sunshine is sticking around throughout the day. Today here in Cornwall from Globals Newsroom. You are you up today? Today? Oh God. There's so many small road here. I think we're out. Oh no. It is sending me back into another small road. Oh. Oh, I can see the big tower. The radio mask. Nearly there. Nearly there. 10 minutes. <silence> <silence> Oh God. This is a long drive, isn't it? Oh. Of the song. Just go on. Oh yes. This is a game that four that get you. <silence> Hello? Are you there? Anyone there? I dunno. Miss the she Mimi. Oh, it is shitting everywhere. Bo Min Moore, delicate, varied landscape shaped by millions of years of natural processes. Wow. The drive took ages 'cause the roads were so tight it couldn't go very fast. Oh my back's killing me. Oh God. I hope I can get a different road home. That road was not fun. Oh is that Kit Hill over there? That, that's Kit Hill. But that hill there, that Kit Hill <laugh>. I was over there. Now I'm over here. And look, there's the big radio thingy. The big mast there. There's massive. I hope I don't twist my ankle wearing this. Oh this would be so nice if my back wasn't hurting a 29% battery. Okay. Where's my iPhone screen? So dark. It's on max brightness. I can't see a thing. This is, so look, I can't see a fucking thing on my iPhone. I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like I'm underwater. So uncomfortable to walk. Oh look, now the brightness is coming. I think it's 'cause the phone gets hot now. It's in the wind. It's cooling down. This stupid iPhone gets hot. So easily look good. Internet I think. Um, yeah maybe 'cause of that mast. I dunno. I dunno if that mast actually does internet as well. Yep. I need new fridge, new shoes. I need new iPhone with vapor chamber cooling. I need a new uh, tripod. 'cause my self, my selfie stick has lost a leg so it doesn't stand up. Now I need a new back. Keep hurting my back. Wow. I had to reverse so many times. I think four times had to reverse back. I guess the shoes are okay. They, they just feel really big. My shoes, I look ridiculous. Whose backpacker Ben Is that Ben Brown? Fun for Louise friend. Wow. At the mast so tall. It's got these cables holding it in place. Oh, I can see ruins already. Wow. Look at the view. I feel like this place is better than the reservoir place already. The reservoir place was too, too wild. It was cool but it just felt too off track. This feels a bit smaller. Sun creamed my neck properly. Can put the heat on my back of my neck. Did I bring the sun cream with me? I hope I did. I'm pretty sure I sun creamed my neck. Yes. I bought it. I might need more. I can feel the heat on the, my back of my neck. Oh yeah. You can't burn me now. I need, no, I need, I need one of those World War II Japanese soldier caps with a flap on the back. Those are pretty good. I don't know why I need the Japanese user. I look like a World War II soldier from Japan. Oh yeah. I, so far I like this place more than the reservoir. Why's there a sheet everywhere? Yeah. Among the Nighthawk and the ee Nighthawk is more powerful. It's on the Vodafone Sim graphic. Should be pretty good. How's the graphical fidelity of the video game Called My Life? Yeah. So far. Give this place 8.9 out 10. I see some ruins overhead. We shall explore the rich history. Oh wait, I didn't, maybe I make a little YouTube video here. I don't think it really makes a difference anymore. I think all the people who are on YouTube are already here on Kick. I think I've already spammed enough. If they're not here already, they're probably never gonna come. Look at the amazing sites. Wow. Internet's strong here. I should put some cream on my legs. I wanna get my legs out. Oh the breeze on my legs feels so nice. Yeah, maybe I'd get a wind sock. Dunno. Free car park as well. Oh God, it's so windy. But I feel like I'm walking slow motion. Oh see, don't need new shoes. Talking rubbish again. How's the quality? Uh, the reservoir was bather 'cause there was no wind. This place is good but the wind is ruining it. Hope there's no people here. I don't think there would be on the weekday. What about these are say Jurassic Park Fern. Why do I have shoes that don't fit? Um, let's just say, um, they found their way into my house the wrong size and they didn't get rid of them. Look, it's the radio tower. Kit Hill is over there. Sonny's ex-boyfriend's shoes. I stole them. He had a massive foot. Oh my arm hurts. Why does my arm make hold holding the selfie. Stick up. People don't can in the bushes. Although you could have sex here. You could definitely have sex here. No, no. I bet if I was here with Crips just start getting wet just at the thought. She'd be like, Daniel, put the stream down please. Gushing. Wow. Hundreds of years of mining activity. Fueling the industrial revolution. Powering the British Empire with copper and tin the Cornish minds a testament to British ingenuity. Wha look at these. Why is there just, oh are they stone walls? Why should they build stonewall of earth? Let's go up here. Yeah. Alexa, every time I up they roll back down again. <silence> I will go with Night Hulk down. Oh wow. Look at that In the A new map. Ho ho. Look at the view. Yeah. I like this place again. Strong ae but weak. Like oh my God. Wow. My hair. My hair looks like two horns. Wow. Such rich history. Tin and copper mined for hundreds of years in the Cornish. More powering the industrial revolution News and back trees, ships all across the world. Looming mining economy. Once here. Now all of that's left. Is nothing are lagging. I think this hill is blocking the signal. I think this hill's blocking the signal. Very weak. Weak and mentally ill. The hill of mental illness. Wow. Look at this. Look at the rocks. Oh wow. Look at the ruins. Wow. Look at the sky. Oh, eight eight. I guess this is all to do. All you can do in Devon is just walk into some big empty piece of land and then look at the view and then stand on the hill. Did you see Ice and Kim have a fight? Ice was holding a gun to his head saying he'll end his life. Is this what you want? Ice is crazy. Imagine Ice is your boyfriend. They both seem kind of crazy to be honest. How can EDK still aj when AJ was never mine? We are just friends that are gonna meet up in Thailand to stream. It's not like uh, AJ wants to do it or anything. She's made it very clear that she's my mommy. Why friends with a girl? Well if you're gonna be friends with someone, it might as well be a girl. Also helps if they're attractive. Oh my back. Well everything has to start off from somewhere. Every relationship begins as a friendship. And then you know, it's like bread starts off as yeast and flour and water and then it turns into bread becomes something tasty. Take the ingredients, mix it together, add some yeast. Magic happens. Wow. We're coming up to the ruins. Real shame. Couldn't go to the Oak Hampton castle. There's like a ruined chimney. Maybe I go up there first I wanna go to Oak Hampton Castle. But they closed it. You gotta book a tour. I don't want a tour. I just want to explore by myself. Oh my back. Everything's just more tiring 'cause of the back ache. But I think it aches more sitting down than standing up for some reason. Yeah. In case you missed the update. Um, I'm gonna be an uncle in two months. I got permission to reveal the de Uncle Daniel. Yeah. Still making good money. I made 250 yesterday. If you include the gifted subs, I've got the backache from lifting the dumbbells. I had like to see the look old brick tower versus new super tower. Do they think they will let you near it when it gets older? Maybe I'll be living in Thailand with my condo and then they can visit Crazy Uncle Dan in Thailand. I dunno if I'm making slow. I'm getting crow's feet. Look when I smile. Can you see getting the crow's feet? I again Cruise feet. Look, I'm getting gray hairs. Got the yellow teeth. It's all downhill. It's over. We've got gray pubes as well. Backache. Ah, well who's the was a fun run while it lasted. The chimney. I really dunno what they do with these. And there must be something under it. But how'd you get to it? There must have been like an access thing where you shovel the thing in to smell. I think you smelt it and there's holes there. I dunno what it's for. Um, we're at the Caron, the mine west of Kitt Hill. I think we can see Kit Hill from here. Or maybe not that thing's blocking it. I think Kit Hill's over there. And that big tall radio mast that I saw from Kit Hill is over there. It doesn't look that big from here. Actually it looks bigger from Kit Hill. This looks like a radio mask. I dunno why they built this. People who built this dead hundreds of years ago. But the thing that they built still stands tall. Thank you for your amazing contribution to the world. When I stand behind the tower, I lose connection. Oh wow. There's more roars over here. Yeah. When I stand directly behind the tower, I lose connections with. Wow. Let's keep on moving. We got more ruins. 24. Yeah. So maybe my niece or nephew, future niece or nephew come visit me when I'm living in Thailand in my condo. Pick them up in my Tesla. Model Y. Yeah. I'm doing a guided history tour. Historic walking tour of the copper mines. The Cornish copper mines. Is it official? Yeah. So due in September she said she doesn't scream about it. So not my fault. I did everything by the book. I got permission if anything happens. Not my fault. Alright. What are they gonna do? Report the baby <laugh>. Ban the baby. I wonder how long he'll be able to deal with the grind before he loses his money. Well the money is pretty nice. I think most people hate working but they go through it to get the money. A little bit of pain and suffering to make your life easier later. It's the um, grinders mindset. This is how the rich stay Rich. Just think of the money. Oh no, they fenced it all off. Oh, I wanted to go into the building. Oh wow. They've got a second floor and it's exposed. Look the ruins. Let's go have a look. They fenced it all off. Hmm. Hello that. Do you think the grass is taly for them? Like eating dry char milk noodles or do you think they hate it? The sheep is inside of the enclosure. If the sheep can get in, so can I. Ancient civilizations. Why does it feel like Zelda massive lands with nothing on it? With a few spots. Ruins with funny looking creatures. It's got that lonely feeling Zelda game to have. Oh wow. It was like kingdom come. Yeah it is nice. People don't roam around killing each other anymore. Wow. Look, imagine all the people building this. What is the mic? It is a mic in the phone. Well look ancient rock formations. Touch it. It's been here for hundreds of years. Wow. That's like an elder ring castle. How's the sheep? Get in there. Look. Look. The sheep got inside. How's she getting? It's head shaved but it's body's fluffy. It looks funny. How's the sheep getting? I look at that hill. Oh damn. Look at that. That's pretty cool. Explorer Dan. Wow. Screenshot for the video that I'll never make because it won't get any views. There's bunch of sheep over there. How'd they get over there? Even the sound of the wind Sounds like Elden ring. Okay, so where are they gonna go from here? They're not gonna jump are they? Come on. I'm just, I'm not doing anything. You're really gonna jump down there. Okay. I, I don't know. Oh my god. They actually jumped down there. Really? Oh. Oh damn. Look at this. Wow. I said I dropped my phone in there. Whoa. I'm liking. Yeah. Oh look at that. That's so cool. Scared the crap out me. Wow. Look that's pretty cool. Hold. Leave They did in here. I guess that was a basement. And then the ground floors here. And then you've got beams would go in those holes. But the second floor maybe the sta Where did the staircase go? I wonder who owns the key to this padlock. But they've lost it. Why do they put this metal cage around? It hasn't falling in there. It's probably why they put it there. The sheep jumped down here. That's pretty high. Wow. This is mostly Nighthawk powering the stream. It's crazy. They built this and it just abandoned it. I mean someone what? I mean someone could own it and turn it into a house or something or an Airbnb. Seems like such a waste. I how the sheep getting fence. Oh God. Look around the front a bit. Oh shut up. Look at that. It looks like an elder ring castle. Oh I got a don. Hold on. Oh no I muted desktop sounds so I dunno how well the sounds gonna play. Wait a second. Ages. Second ages to load if I stand here. Oh wow. What is a new favorite song? Mine is Darkside. Alan, welcome. Yeah, it's good. But I've heard it so many times. Bit bored of it right now my favorite song is Monster by Meg and d. Quite like that. And I like no money. Oh I need sit down. Oh my back. Oh, oh my God. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Look at that. It's like an Elden ring chapel where you save the game. He will never set his stream up properly. Um, I think the quality's pretty good. We got 2000 kilobits on the cell of 500 on a nighthawk. Might have my coke. Oh it's hard to get up now. Oh six bit minimum. That'll be crazy. Oh look, it's the front of the building and there's like a mine shaft down there. Tunnel. I wonder what's down. There must be some kind of forecourt. Can you imagine Just hundreds of people here working and mining and now it's just empty. Dead ghostland. Imagine the misery and suffering though. People slaving away digging stuff out of the ground and they all broke anyway and let their lives sucked. Look at that down there. And then who put this Christmas thing there? Where's the front door? Oh I guess it was up there. I God is so good. Look at this little tunnel that's gonna F in here. F-F-F-F-F-F. Fence around it. It feels so empty. So quiet. So quiet. Nighthawks down. Hold on. Dunno why the night Hawks gone down. Yeah, this night. Hawk not very good is it? It just seems like no matter what sim I put in it, it always does worse than the sim in the phone. Oh I completely lost Nighthawk now I dunno if I wanna go up here. It looks kind of scary. Getting bad signal could go over there. Oh, I wanna see the funny tunnel. And you forgot. I don't get any fucking connection. What? What happens to the night Hawk? Oh my god. Fucking I can't get internet on my iPhone. Nighthawks completely gone. Lemme check. It can't be completely gone. It's overheated or something. So searching. Oh, temperature alert lu. Maybe I keep it outside of the backpack. I think it's overheating. I keep it on the outside. So stupid things. Overheating. I think it's like not getting network 'cause it's overheated. Okay. Oh I see. No I didn't remove the battery. I should have done that. I keep putting, yeah I put it in the bag thinking it's fine. Okay. I fixed it. Now the night hawk's still down so if it overheats it doesn't turn off but it just stops getting any network. Like the sim cards melted inside of it. Temperature alerts, mobile broadband disconnected. Temporary disconnected due to temperature. Oh my god. Maybe I disconnect the charger. Maybe the charger's causing it to overheat. It's got a hundred percent battery. Anyway. This thing's really annoying isn't it? Like with the better box. Isn't that gonna overheat in the backpack as well? Put it in the wind. Let it cool down. I didn't think overheating would stop it from getting a network connection. Yeah. Night hawks down I guess. Yeah, next time I guess I will take the battery out. Oh see Sabrina has kids. Yep. I'm gonna be an uncle in about seven or eight weeks. Uncle Daniel. Yeah, I've got Labra in here and I've got vo, I've got EE in there so don't even need Nighthawk. It's coming. Comings coming. Yeah. I only go into that tunnel thing. Well not into it but in front of it. I think you have sex. I think can have sex. Reapply sun cream every two hours. It's not even that sunny. Is it disconnected? Did she only just tell you? Um, no. She told me back in March. I said I asked if it's okay to talk about it. She said once it's once they've gotten the checkup and they got the checkup and it was fine. But I still didn't say anything about it 'cause I was going through the breakup and blah blah blah. So I was distracted. I think she told me around the time. I think it was shortly after I broke up with Sonny. I dunno if you heard me say hello to them. Did it disconnect when I said that? Like the only human interaction I have and it disconnects for 10 seconds when I do it. Can't believe it. Nighthawks not coming back on. You didn't see me interact with people. I said hello? Oh I think it actually disconnected for those 10 seconds. I said hello. Fucking hell. Unbelievable. Only bit of content. Yeah. Why does it, the interesting stuff always seems to happen when it disconnects. Don't get it. I promise I said hello Only 'cause they said hello first. I was actually mumbling to the camera and then he went Oh ooh. Oh that's so creepy. I wonder who has the key for the padlock but they've lost it. It doesn't look like it goes anywhere unless they it up. Do you think they filled it up? Does it smell? No it doesn't go anywhere. It's like an empty, I think they just stored coal or something in here. I thought this was like a mine shaft. No, it's like a storage bunker. Yeah. Hmm. I wonder when they put these metal grids gates in front of it could live in there. How wonder the night hawks ever gonna come back? Quite cool. I don't think I went around the back. Hold on. I must explore a hundred percent of it. Oh Nighthawks. Back up. Nice. Yeah it seems like I need to keep it out of the bag. The wind, quiet. Natural cooling. Holy shit. It's down there. Why is it just a massive hole? Like a bomb crater. Maybe it was a bomb crater. Okay, let's keep tricking. Yeah, we've got nighthawk back. Wow. Yeah. Pretty cool. Okay, keep going round or maybe go up there. Should bring Crips here. It will bang in the rear end building. There's a football. I want to kick it. Imagine getting a BJ with this view in front of you. I don't think anything would make you feel more alive. And then you nut whilst looking at that disgusting, who are you? Who or this Stephanie feels, feels um, easier than yes. I mean the day before yesterday some more, more relaxing walk the other place just felt very challenging. I look up here. I don't think the UPS man's come 'cause I haven't seen it on my camera. Is he just not gonna come Guess my switch too stays with me. Maybe I'll just keep it then. 400 pounds. Oh god this is steep. Ah, if the UPS man doesn't come, I have no choice. I have to keep the switch too against my will. Like being griped by Nintendo. You will own our device. You will play Mario. Dan, we've got low viewers today. Maybe I'll make a video quickly put on YouTube. See if I can get some more lower than yesterday. Make a quick YouTube video. Hello. So currently on this hill streaming on a kick. If you want to join, I'm live right now. Look at the view. It's pretty nice. We just say explored that building streaming now and making a video. Multitasking. Oh god. Bye. Post that to YouTube quickly. Holy shit. Look at that. It is posting. We need reinforcements. Otherwise I'm just gonna get what? 13 an hour instead of 16 or 17. Yeah, maybe I'll put an Instagram story out as well. Maximum exposure. I'm trying to copy and paste links on phone. So try an Instagram. Sorry too. Okay, it's done. If to get some reinforcements from YouTube and Instagram. Yesterday was so good. Yesterday I only streamed 30 hours. But May 240 had like 170 viewers raging at Humo. Wamo. You fucking idiot. You stole my fucking girl band. <laugh>. When I'm chill and calm people get bored. I need to rage. What about rage? About EDK? Stealing my aj. You leave my fucking girls alone. AJ's mine. Yeah, it's hard to fake. I need to actually be mad. I was mad over moon because moon confessed her love to me and said she wants to be my girlfriend and we're gonna have sex. I'm not mad about AJ 'cause we are just friends obviously. So what am I gonna get mad over? What's she gonna do? Take the friendship away. Like if someone promises me sex and then the becoming best friends with my moderator. It's like Hong Kong guy thingy all over again. Someone butting into my relationships. So if you want to get involved in my relationships and don't cry when you are on the receiving end of my rage, no one, no one asks you to be part of my relationship. You like buttered in yourself. So that's what you get. Hmm? EE down. Nighthawk is ripping. Holy shit. Nighthawk ripping. Yeah. Yeah. It's just funny. Like all the idiots back in 2018 telling me, oh why did you make drama content? Why don't you're in Japan? Why don't you go outside and explore? It's so beautiful. And then I go outside and explore and no one cares. And then I'm like, okay. So now as you fucking see why I made drama videos, you dumb fuck telling me to do the thing that doesn't even get any views. Wow. Genius. Look. Oh wow. I'm in the beautiful countryside now. Not even a hundred viewers. People dunno what they're talking about. They're like, oh so and so backpacker. Ben gets a million views doing it. Well yeah, I'm not him. Am I? I don't get a million views doing this, do I? I get a million views talking about not having friends and banging a textile. Yeah, they dunno what they're talking about. They say, oh stop doing drama. Daniel. Do nature stuff. Okay, I'm doing it. Then why are my views so rubbish now? All your fault. Good thing I never listened and I just pumped out clickbait drama. Very nice view. I see more ruins dotted around the perimeter. And look, there's a really big tall radio mast up there behind me. Can't see Kit Hill from here. It's on the other side. We need more drama. Hmm. I've already raged at Ken about the Han and I've already raged at TB and now I've raged at Omo. Who's next? I raged a A glue man running out people to rage at. Yeah. I already raged at Kale and Pierre. I mean not Pierre. I already raged at Kale. So what Kale? Pia said she doesn't play games with kale, but Kale said he and Pia are gonna play fallout. So someone's lying. Kale trying to steal my peter. Everyone trying to steal my girl when they gonna learn they belong to me. Everybody trying to steal my girl. Yeah. Pierre says she doesn't wanna meet 'cause she's got a boyfriend now. But that didn't stop her when she had a boyfriend with Cesium. Never stopped her before did it? It is the whole lost interest. He wouldn't girls do that. Like, I mean why do you, I don't understand why you're interested and then you lose the interest. And why do you need to be interested to have sex? Like I have sex with anyone. Even if I'm not interested, I'm not interested in Jiro anymore, but I have sex with her. If she's asking for it, I still bang me that. It's like years girls have very small window where they're really interested in the guy and then it fades or fizzles away and then they're not interested anymore and then they don't want sex anymore. But for me, like I would never not wanna have sex with Mila unless she's disgusting and gross. Like the window for me would never close. I don't understand. Women are weird. Like a couple years ago you wanted sex but now you don't. It's annoying like it's your hero. Would've loved to have sex with me five years ago. But now, no. Why? I'm nothing changed. I'm the same. Just a little bit older. Still the same person they wanted to have sex with all those years ago. But I mean, I mean those things changed them. I guess. Intel rant on the hill. <laugh>. I don't understand why women don't have sex with me anymore. Just 'cause a few years have passed. Oh boo fucking who now I have to have incel. Summer summer's like the best time you wanna have sex. You don't wanna have sex in winter because it's cold. Uh, dont wanna have sex with me. I hate my life. And then there no Cornish women. Hot girl looking for hot girl for a sec. <laugh> looking for hot girls. Everybody changes. I don't. I have sex. All my exes. Even if I hate them, I hate fuck them. I hate. Fuck Sunny. I think Night Hawk's down again. Oh no. Nighthawk is up but sim card is down night. Hawks ripping. 3000 kilo bitches. Yeah. If only Omo didn't steal, my girl could be banging on the hill. I might have my Coca-Cola here. Yeah. Not a bad spot to have Coca-Cola spending down hurts the hiker's best friend. Oh, oh God. My back. Oh my back. Oh Jesus. Maybe I changed the view. Oh there's sheep poo everywhere. How's that? Oh my back. Oh, oh God. Ah. Is the view good? Bit further away. Oh my bye. Oh, I think it's pointing down too much. I need the perfect angle too low stupid thing. Looks pretty good. Do you want some sheep? Oh my god. Oh my God. Fucking hell. Why would it stay still? How's that? It's really hard to get that angle right. Whatever. Oh my back hurts sitting like this. Oh my back. Oh it hurts every way I sit. Oh my God. Oh, oh fuck. Oh my back's killing me. I can't even sit down. Sitting down hurts more than standing up. It hurts more to sit down. Oh god. Oh this feels nicer. I dunno why this feels nicer. It feels like the pain's gone now. I oh my back. Oh. Oh. Can someone clip this? 'cause it looks nice on the hill with my Coca-Cola. Yeah. Pretty nice. Legs are gonna get burned. I should put sun cream on the legs. Poo will reapply. Ah, everything's harder with the back pain. I am gonna get cooked up here. Fucking tripod. Get a new tripod. I will get a new tripod. I think I am getting cooked. I gotta move. I'm not getting any more viewers from YouTube or Instagram. I think we've reached a ceiling. I think we've maxed out how many people are willing to come over. Pathetic, isn't it? 120,000 followers over two platforms. Instagram and YouTube. I can only get a thousand over to kick. Pathetic pathetically Wade. Update on the other English girl. Ghosted. Read the message but didn't reply all. Useless, useless idiots. If I did this back in 2018, I would be like, wow, Daniel Nick's bald and bankrupt. Now they don't give a shit. They're just like women. One minute they love you. And then a couple years pass and they're like, oh, I lost interest. I lose my backside. Send back the nighthawk since coming outside doesn't get me more viewers. Oh, how about I smash your back? Sorry. Oh, I gotta get up. Oh my God, this is not gonna be fun. Nice view. Oh people are coming fucking hell. Can't have any peace. Okay, it's two o'clock. It wouldn't really take long to get back to the car, but it's still a bit early now this is a different hill. It's not Kit Hill, it's carried on hill. Make sure I've got the car keys. Put your pants back on. I think we walk around a bit more and then head back. It'll probably take 40 minutes to get home. Only two. I would like to get home around four-ish, five-ish. Then start the eight hour slog to midnight. The light hawk is ripping. Dunno if I get the sausage. If I get the sausage, I'd have to, oh wait, you know the sausage pie I looked at yesterday? The blue chip. Um, that opens at five. There's two. Hmm. I don't want to be in it. Oh look, football been a while since I kicked a football and it's gone. I used to kick football with my garden at home all the time. It was part of my daily routine. Go out and spend about an hour kicking it around <laugh>. I remember now when Pier came to my house, I didn't know what to do with her. So I took her in the garden and I bet no I didn't. I took her to the garden and I just started kicking the football around and she was like following me around as I kicked the football around <laugh>. It was so funny. I honestly didn't know what to do. We woke up the next day in the morning after banging and my mum brought fish and chips. So we had some food and then after food I was like, hmm, I know what to do now. So I just did my routine. I went out into the garden. She just followed me around in the garden whilst I kicked my football about. It was so funny. Why didn't I, I should have done a live stream. I should have taken advantage of the drama. I would've been so good. But instead I was more worried about, okay, how am I gonna, what? What do I do with her? Where's she gonna go? She's basically homeless. Essex girl was giving me advice. Essex girl was telling me, take her to a homeless shelter. Someone message me on Instagram saying Sorry Daniel, I don't use Kik. Well then use it then. What's stopping you using Kik? Just fucking use it. Fucking get my money. Said I'll see you on YouTube. Um, no. YouTube makes no money. And then I tried messaging the other girl, Rowan. Apparently she's got a boyfriend too now. Stupid men stealing my women again. Uh, so the blue chip opens at five and there was a parking place nearby. I think free up to an hour. I could go there if I kill time here for a couple hours. But I've got chicken wings at home. I need to finish. I think we pace ourselves, but we don't wanna do everything all in one day. Today we came to the mines. We've gotta save some action for later. So I think we just go home from here. I'm edging you, edging you out with the sausage please. Weird sim card's not coming back. Mobile data, turn it off and on. Oh that's weird. Now it's coming back. Very strange night hawks surviving. Never getting that sausage. Maybe one day when everything is lined up correctly. The timing, the parking, the place, the opening time of the shop. For some reason a lot of these chip shops only open at five-ish for dinner. They don't do lunch. Imagine selling food but you don't sell food at lunchtime. They're probably too lazy fucking all day. Who's Rowen? She was this girl from Brighton University student. Slim Big Eyes. She, she was one of those artsy types, you know like into fashion and weird art making weird stuff. I remember some people found her TikTok. She told me not to um, talk about her tough. I tried getting her to come to Manchester when I was in Manchester, but she didn't really seem interested. She was also broke. She was like 19, 20 broke uni student. She didn't have any money and I wasn't gonna pay her. I joked about saying if I paid you 2000 pounds, would you come for a night of passion? She seemed interested. She thought I was serious. No, I'm not paying 2000 pounds. It's too much. Maybe 200. And then she started sending me nudes a couple years ago. Nice little pink nipples. And then she disappeared again. Oh shit. The people behind me, of all the ways they could have gone, they could. They have to follow me fucking up. The thing is, I'm walking really slowly so they're catching up. There's another ruins over there. Well patience. These girls will at some point break up with their boyfriends and then they'll be single again just like moon was. And then they'll be back in the dms won't they? Hey Daniel, are you still single? Oh, you still love watching your videos? Oh, there's more ruins over there. The ruins all look the same though. They're like these weird towers, weird chimney things with the little building next to it. Oh no, they're coming with an earshot. Lower voice volume down to 20%. You can start hearing them now. Anybody's just stopping at the <inaudible>. Hit hit. They're gonna beat me up. Look at this one. Destroyed by a treche from the Norman armies invading Western Cornwall. Wow. Look, it's funny. It just falls down without being knocked down because it looks pretty strong. So how does it just fall down on its own? Like the wind blows it down or something. It is my new home. That's my bedroom. Oh, fucking hell. Jesus fucking Christ. Holy shit. Holy fucking hell. Scared the shit outta me. Oh my God. Fucking shape. Oh man. <laugh> jump scared by its sheep. Couldn't they hear me coming? Get outta my house. Yeah, someone clipped that. That was good. Hello. Come on. Don't be so scared. I'm just a human. Jesus Christ. May Is that a man? He's gonna ram me, isn't he? I better not piss off the man. He's got little horns. Hello? No, he is got nipples. I can see nipples and like an other. Why's he got horns? I thought only men had horns. No noise seems to bother them. Alright, with cats you make the noise and it it kind of triggers them. Nothing seems to bother sheep. He won't let me in the castle. Hi. He's gonna wrap me off the edge. Where are you gonna go now? Ha ha. It's got a big fat milk sack dangling between its legs. Yeah, my castle now. Wow. Look, I'm the new Harold Boulder. Is that what they do? They just go to some random location and then vlog themselves at the at the place. When am I going home? Hmm? I would probably like to be home around four or five. Avoid the rush hour. Liking Who is low reposts? Oh, she's the British girl that messaged me if I was single and she doesn't reply anymore. I asked her, how old are you? She said 23. I said, are you single too? I didn't get a response but she read it. Maybe she got spooked. These girls easily spooked. Well I think if they're so easily spooked just by that, then they're not worth the effort. 'cause they'll just go through at any kind of spookiness. We need thick skinned girls like Krypton aj. If they can't even pass the first hurdle, it won't last a second. So cutthroat game. So cutthroat business, YouTube, I mean kick or whatever this is now. Can't start crying just 'cause you got creeped out a little bit. Dog eat dog world. Gotta be strong. Yesterday's earning reports. Uh, $240 for 13 hours. Yesterday was good though. I had a lot of viewers. Today's kind of shit. Yesterday we had like 175 at one point. Looks like someone did a campfire here. I wonder if there's a condom. Someone camped here. Yeah, I made good money yesterday from just 13 hours. Not 17. Something crazy. I think today we can do 15 or even 16. We just gotta pace ourselves. And then tomorrow I get paid at midnight. So what I'm thinking is if I stream and don't end the stream, the earnings don't get calculated. Earnings don't get calculated until I've ended the stream. So if I stream all the way into midnight tomorrow and don't end it, the earnings don't get added to my payout. That's what I'm thinking. I end the stream halfway through to like get half the stream of tomorrow, get added to the earnings that I get paid tomorrow. Do you know what I mean? So I can boost my payout. Otherwise, if I just stream until past the cutoff, then I won't get paid tomorrow's money until the next week. Payout. I want the money now we need more backstabbing viewers to rage at. Don't have many girls left still to be stolen. Nobody wants script. It seems like AJ's is the main one in the, in the spotlight now and nobody trying to steal my good. She belongs to me. Everybody trying to steal my good or girl money news to, yeah. Well AJ is pretty grossed out and thinks EDK is a weirdo creep. So I don't think his chances are very high. And also Kbu still wants to meet me. She's just waiting her turn after crypt. So it's still got kbu. It's not all the lost cause. We'll find a woman at some point. We must find the women to continue my legacy since I'm gonna be an uncle needs to become a father too. Why do I keep including aj? Because she is, she is one of the only girls who wants to meet and stream. So we've only got three. I don't know if Kbu wants to stream. I haven't asked. So we only got two Crypt and AJ moon's out the picture. I've offered AJ a generous all expenses paid trip in Thailand in exchange for streaming with me. I think that's a good offer. Uh, but Crips, you'll have to pay her own ticket. I could chip in. I don't think Kate Bug really watches anymore on the YouTube stream. She was sometimes in the chat not meeting much else here. Is there I keep having to switch my arm 'cause my arm keeps getting tired from holding this selfie slip. Go to the radio must It's pretty far away. And actually I don't think you're allowed near it. There's no public access to it. There's a road but it's not on Google Maps, which means it's private. Should I get on Willie? Hey Dunno. Kind of getting bored of this going to places and then standing in in the middle of nowhere on a hill. I guess it's nice for a bit, but doing it every day almost again, a bit repetitive. I feel like maybe we can do something else in the house. Like some carpentry. I guess it's nice. Mm Uh just makes you think. Is this it? Is this all there is to life walking up a hill and look at the views. I think maybe I can understand now why the British started the empire. Oh fuck sake. It's more people coming. Fucking hell. Fucking true. Gotta follow pun fucking leg. I've gotta find a safe spot now to let them pass. Why? They always go follow me. I mean it's nice and pretty and everything, but I guess it got so boring they thought, uh, let's go and conquer the world. What greater goal is there? It takes a lot of willpower 'cause you've got this nice home. Why would you want to leave it Risk your life at sea. Fighting the natives getting malaria. I catching on on you. Lose signal right in front of the massive telephone pole. I don't think it does internet. I think it's just TV and radio. Why didn't they put a cell tower there too? Maybe that's a cell tower. I'm getting no signal from myself. Sim card. Weird that there's no his phone signal from Vodafone. I mean there's no signal from ee. EE doesn't seem very good. Apart from at the coastline. Look at that. Gaining on this. I just stand here. I pretend I'm filming the landscape for my documentary and then they'll just walk by and walk side. I'm not driving to the city. I hate driving in cities. It's full of police speed cameras, bus lanes, confusing traffic like roundabouts. I get fined And they've got those little yellow grid boxes where if you stop in it and there's a camera, you get fined. So I want to go to the city. If I can avoid it, I won't drive in the city. Oh said same people from earlier. I think the same people from earlier that I said hello. So yeah, I said hello earlier but the at the time, yeah I already said hello to these people. It just disconnected when it happened. For the exact five seconds of the interaction, it disconnected. Trust me, I would never lie. No I couldn't stream in a city. There's too many people I don't talk. What am I gonna talk about? Oh, lovely hill. Isn't it ever so lovely? I say hello? I'm doing a YouTube documentary interviewing the people of corn law. Would you like to be part of it? What is your favorite part of cornball? I am mapping the 3D area. The terrain for the CCP. I'm funded by CCP Monday on a scouting mission. Oh this is gonna be China soon. New China Hong Kong will have its revenge. Oh I a little mining chimneys all over the place. Oh yeah. I would not wanna be carrying a starlink. I would be so stupid. So glad I didn't get a starlink. I think it is only good if you have a caravan and then you put it on the caravan and then you go camp in the middle of nowhere and then you just set it up and you camp there. Is it safe to go under these power lines? No, they're not buzzing. I had my star link might get zapped. There's a weird little pillbox thing over there. I wanna see I male. It is funny. The baby sheep, the wool is so white and clean looking. And then the older ones look so dirty. Ah uh. Can't wait until tomorrow. I finally get paid 1,500 pounds. My prediction. Yeah, shoes feel fine used to it. Now they don't feel very loose. Look, there's like a gun pillbox thing as if the Germans would invade here. <affirmative>. Yeah, I'm definitely taller. I'm probably like five 11 with the shoes. Just get my look at this. Maybe it's for hunting. I don't know at that. What's that for? Except for banging. Privacy. For banging. What's that Sweet packer? I mean a sweet packet. Look you bring a girl here, you pull down her pants here she stands there and then you bang from behind. I think that's what it's for. I really dunno what else it would be for. So random dunno, what would this be for? It doesn't look that old like hundreds of years old or like within the last hundred years. It is not my letter. Why should I do it? Not my fault. Didn't do nothing wrong. No, look, that's the tower. I have no idea where my car is. Wouldn't mind taking a piss in there. Actually infiltrating the communication tower. Oh, I got no more pot noodle. Oh, some market crashing or what? When's it gonna stop? Ripping. Wow. Wow. So amazing nature. Sure. Uh, I'm thinking maybe tomorrow go to co-op and get the savalo and do shopping. Imagine if Daniel went to Croydon. Yeah, that place looks like a shit hole. I would never go anywhere near London. New sinks. I like it here with the sheep. The sheep are my friends. Sheep don't steal my women sheep don't steal my food. The hills are alive. Wow. Look at that. There's a color up there. What if they're coming to tell me to leave? There's a road. I don't know if I wanna go any further. Like I'm getting kind of close to where people who work there would be, well if they see me creeping up thinking I'm up to no good causing trouble around the neighborhood. I've seen these videos of people just standing outside of police stations filming it and then the police come out asking, what are you doing? Can I just managers ask as to why you are filming the police headquarters? And then he goes, oh, I'm just filming it. Oh. Oh I like filming it. And why are you filming it? Oh, I just like filming it. <laugh>. It's so funny. They don't have the right to stop him filming. He's allowed to film but they come out and question him why he's filming. It's a lot of people on YouTube and Instagram do that content. Stock market. Oh wait, the mucks open now. Wow. About gold ripping. Oh my god. Tesla tanking. Tesla tanks 7%. Holy shit. I lost all my gains. My a hundred pounds in Tesla. My a hundred pound gains all gone trading stocks on the hillside. Wow. Tesla getting wrecked. Typical markets repping all time. New highs. Or one stock I choose is tanking. Like it's basically shorting the market by buying Tesla. Wow. Can't believe Tesla's tanking. Stupid robax thing. I think it flopped. Well people aren't impressed compared to Waymo. Waymo already doing it at a larger scale as well. I feel like just setting all the stocks and paying off my credit cards. What am I fucking about? Gaining the hundred? Losing the hundred and risking thousands to gain hundreds. It doesn't make sense. Although I can see the little buildings for the tower now. Yeah, I feel like maybe I don't go closer. Let's see if there's a road here. Look, I've gone right up to the post. The mast jabbing communication towers. 69% load. Wow, look at this. Wow. The night hawk is that. Holy shit. The night hawk just ripped 5,000 kilobits. The night hawk is holding the stream. EE is dead right now. The only reason I'm getting the stream working is 'cause I've got the Vodafone in the Nighthawk EE is completely dead. Turn it off and on. I got a little bit ee rubbish. Unless you're at the coastline, it seems like Vodafone or La Barra are the strongest. There's a completely bike machine over there. Not even close. Really? It looks like it's just over there. It's a completely black sheep. Look at this shape. Look, let me get closer. Look at it completely black. It must be boring. Being a sheep is you sit there all day eating grass and pooing there's a bottle of beer. Yeah, I guess this is as far as they go. That's a road that goes towards the tower. I can see the wires attached to it. Fascinating. Hmm. Guess we go back now. One hour walk back and then 40 minute drive home. Get back about five. I need to pee. Wow. Completely empty land. And then looks like market's tanking. Nice. Oh good. Windy. Oh that sheep's limping. It is funny how almost all animals have backward knees apart from us. We are like the freaks of the mammals with our wind bending knees. All their knees bend the other way. I am the king of these lands. All bow down to me. Oh okay. All very nice and everything. Oh very good. Uh, okay. It's probably an hour walk back. It's 2 45. Let's go back. Yeah. I like this place more than the reservoir. It's much easier. Walk. No bog internet is a lot better here too. We've got good Vodafone. Good labra ee rubbish me. Look it is shitting as it's running away. <laugh> it. Constantly shitting all this shit. Yeah. No flies as well. Even though there's shit everywhere. I don't know why there's so many flies on the mos. I was getting swarmed by them. Swarmed by a fly. What's up there? Why? There's this massive rocks here. They've been brought here and piled up. Why? Look, why don't you bring a load of rocks up here and just pile them up. Wait in the middle of this tree. Uh, okay, go home. What a great day. I hope my shoes are dry and then I've gotta try and get them to stink less somehow. These shoes are okay I guess, but I've gotta wear my thick socks. Otherwise they're too big. Get sausage. No, no the sausage. We gotta save that for another day. Otherwise we'll run out things to do. I do everything in the same day. I'm saving the sausage for maybe the day after tomorrow. 'cause I can go to co-op, do my food shop and then get the sausage and go home. We've had enough action and adventure for today. Today we had the battle of the stinky bog shoe and the back ache. Today's main themes back ache and the bulk stench make $250. Not bad. Oh ah. Get some vitamin D loose. Some burnt calories, loose some weight. Otherwise I'm gonna bloat from all the fried chicken. Endless walking. Did you think you would get an endless walking IRL stream arc in yen after Japan? I didn't thought Japan would be the last time. Yeah. Obviously if I carry on making seven or eight KA month, um, I'm gonna set aside money to pay taxes with. I'm not just gonna get, I'm not just gonna make the money and blow it all. I'm not stupid. It's not like I'm gonna book a cheap hotel in top of Shichi and blow the money banging Jake Courts all day long. I was stay in the slum hotel. Thomas Shichi. I have one Jay girl for lunch. One Jay girl for dinner, bang. Two Jake girls a day. I bang the whole tab of shichi in a month. 50 girls add to my bucket list. That's what you did last time. It's not my fault. This Acker's fault for being the hotspot of prostitution. Massive open street brothel. Just 30 minutes train ride away. And I had all this YouTube money and I was bored. So I thought I'm in Japan 'cause I wanna bang Japanese girls. I got the money. Why don't I just go on a rampage? I went to Shinji every week. Different goal every time. Some of them like it when you play with a bum hole. One of them had a mirror next to the futon and she would look right into the mirror as I bang her. She was definitely a nifo. Some of the girls are there 'cause they need money, but they don't want to do it. And I think some of the girls are there 'cause they actually like it. It, it makes them feel like a piece of meat. And maybe that turns them on. Damn, it's getting hot now. Tim Tinder was too high risk when I was married, JI'S friends could rat me out. I had to do the passport and change my location to another city. So it was either risking Tinder, I wouldn't be able to do Tinder in Osaka. Her friends would find me. So I wouldn't dare. After we got married, I never did tender in Osaka. So what I would do is I'd just bang viewers or go Tochi or I'd go to the Chinese massage place in sso. They had a little Chinese massage. Hello? What the fuck was that Sound like A helicopter? Yeah. Sometimes they had Chinese massage place which was cheaper than competition. Cheaper. All you get were 50-year-old Chinese ladies pretending to be Japanese. You'd ask, you got Japanese girls and they say, oh yeah. And then it's obviously a Chinese woman. Did you see that? It sounded massive. It went why in my ear I got sun cream on today so I should be safe unless I missed, missed my ear or something. But I'm looking brown now. So the brownness actually protects the skin. It has to go through a phase of redness first. But now that it's brown, I am stronger. Oh God no we're not getting sausage today. I'm planning the sausage for tomorrow. Or might have a rest day tomorrow. And then sausage day after Friday. So I go to co-op and do my food shop. I park and then walk over to the fish and chip shop. After I've done my grocery shop, I get two SLOs. One for me a month view and maybe a fish and chips if I'm feeling nted. Might get fish and chips with the satellite. This is a marathon. I can't blow my best content all in one day. We gotta do this every day for months. At least four months. So I make enough money to pay my mom back. I wanna make $25,000 in four months. I will finally be debt free. Can you imagine that? And then once we pass the debt phase, we then move on to the growth phase. Reinvest the money plan trips. November Thailand, meet aj, make content, travel the world. Try not to get in debt again. Prepare for the next tax year. Pay the bills. I wanna start placing my money somewhere safe. Not doing. Lets see if the day trading stuff's dangerous. I wanna put it somewhere safe like DCA dollar cost average in something safe like an ETF maybe I think by November there should be some kind of pullback or crash at the start. A position. Just don't know. You gotta think of the bigger picture. Inflation probably gonna get worse. I'm thinking silver, gold and a bit of SPY over the next five years probably inflation's gonna get worse. Uh, metals might be good like silver and maybe bonds bond market might get going in the next few years. You gotta think about the next few years, not next few weeks. Bond a little bit of bonds, silver and gold and then 50% spy. I think that could begin. Start piling my kick money into that. Oh God. I am only doing leverage with a couple hundred pounds. Not that much. Check the market. Uh, tanked a little bit. Imagine doing leverage with thousands of pounds. It would be insane. Unless, unless to you a thousand, A couple thousand is nothing. Go away. Oh what is it chasing me? I didn't even do anything wrong. Oh look, there's a B livery. Should we do that? I where's it to? They want an amber leaf roll Your own and the sand magwell in tavistock paying 22 pounds. Hmm? Where'd you get amber leaf? Rolled your own? I don't know. 22 pounds. Amber leaf. Uh oh. Someone took it already. Too late. What a shame. Such a shame. Someone took it. Oh god, it's hot now. Jesus Christ. I was definitely gonna take it but unfortunately I was just too slow. Oh God, it's hard. I dunno how they mined copper and tin here all day. Ah, really hard to do. IRL with this heat. Oh man. Oh Jesus. My eyes are burning. Yeah, so if you didn't know I'm gonna be an uncle, you think, oh, what's that? Ah, I thought it was a metal nut from the 18 hundreds Cornish times made out of copper from the local area, but it was just a bit of rubber. I, oh god, I'm hot now. Yep. I'm gonna be an uncle by September. Uncle Danny. Dunno if I'll go and see it when it's born before I go to Thailand. I guess I could stop home. I guess my mom won't hate me anymore. Once I've paid off the money, I pay off the money, go home for a bit, see the baby, then I can, I can leave my car at my mom's house nice and safe. So I drive my car to my mom's house, see the baby and maybe a week at home. And then I get the taxi to the Heathrow, uh, get plane to Thailand. When I come back, I come home, drive my car back to my Devon house. What about that? Oh, there's people up ahead. He, I can't tell if he's half naked or if he's wearing a shirt, a pink shirt. It looks like he's half naked. Why is taxi to the airport crazy? How else am I gonna get there? Well get the train. I had to walk to the train station 30 minutes, get a train to um, the London Victoria an hour. And then I got change to the underground. Change it South Kensington and then change again to get to London Underground Station. That man's half naked just walking around with his shirt off. He's pretty banging the sheep now. I would not wanna hold the baby. I'd be scared. I don't understand why people wanna hold the baby. When do you ever need to hold it? Imagine you drop the baby. Jesus Christ. Would I go to prison? I'd go to jail. Even if it was an accident, you'd go to jail. No, I would not wanna hold it. I would not want a life in my response in my hands. I don't wanna be responsible for a life in my hands. There's a man walking around shirt that's like, dunno. It's on his own. Like a loser. I walked really far didn't I? Getting tired. Oh look, I wanna see inside this chimney 'cause I wanna see what's inside of it. This chimney's knocks over what? There's nothing inside of it. What is the point of these? It's like empty or it's solid inside. I really don't understand what these are for or how they're used. What, you put the stuff in the bottom and then you burn it and then what? Where does it come out of? Out of these holes? Pretty weird. Why is it so lumpy? Why is this so lumpy? Maybe it's all rubble and it's been grown over. What? It's too shape. I bet it's this mounds of rubble and it got grown over with dirt and grass. Looks weird. I I need to pee. I think it's gonna be 4:00 PM when I get home. Oh look at this bit of rock. Fascinating. Well I guess that was that. So interesting. Good thing the car's not too far away. I want to make you do pushups. Uh, no thanks. My back is killing me. It's boiling hot. I think I'm gonna take a break from exercise today. Completely. I need my back to get back to normal. Whoa, look at that. Go home. I really hope it takes me a different way. The way here. Oh my god. I had to reverse so many times. Oh no I don't have a towel. The only towel I have is the one I use to wipe the bird. Should I wipe by it? Divide the bird poo all over my face. Maybe might eat my Kit Kat. My kit Kat must be melted. My back's killing me 'cause I did bicep coals yesterday and I went pretty hard on it. I was feeling full of energy. Get that kit cat. Oh my god. Oh, oh my god. It's covered in, what is that? How did the chocolate get out of the packet? Disgusting. I think there's chocolate in my backpack from the other Kit Kat wrapper. Yeah, this one. I think it came from this one. It's completely melted hole. Go squeeze it out. Sustenance. Ah. Oh I just licked the finger that I touched the poo with. I did it again. Uh, chocolate all over my fingers. Um, okay. Pooh fingers. I lick the sheep poo. Ah, okay. Very tired now. Yeah, a bit annoying. The Kit Kat keeps melting. Should bring a packet of crisps instead. Why bring the Kit Kat? 'cause I've got nothing else to bring. I could have brought crisps maybe or an orange. But the Kit Kat gives you energy 'cause it's got sugar give you a little boost. Whereas the crisps would dry out your mouth 'cause it's salty. Maybe the orange would be good 'cause it's hydrating and it's sweet. Yeah. Maybe I won't bring Kit Kat next time. Bring hill. Yeah. Oh yeah. I could start bringing Huel. Oh dammit. You know I haven't been bringing water 'cause I thought I didn't have a bottle. But I have the hued flask. I just remembered. I completely forgot about Hue. Yeah, I could bring the fuel flask and just pack fuel. Oh my God. Why didn't I think of that before then? I solved my energy need and my hydrating need at the same time. Oh, good thing. I thought that. Yeah. Next time I'll start bringing Q's genius. Oh wow. Mela, how you been doing? Are you the same mealer that I dated in 2020? Guys Mila's in the chat. Nice to see you again. Melo. 1 1 1 twin flame divine feminine says you're coming back into my life. Best hiding in my room. Girlfriend. Yeah. Look Mila, I'm a new man. I have adventures. I explore the land and I make a lot of money now. Make 250 US dollars a day whilst exploring beautiful landscapes. I am a changed man. Take me back and I've got a car. Remember you said it would be cool if I could drive. You can drive now, but uh aren't you the twink ice met in Thailand. He dressed as a fem boy. Yep. That's me. I'm ICE's best friend. I let him bang me in Thailand when he was horny. He paid me $5,000. Remember when I left you on Boxing Day? Uh, actually I left at you and I called you stupid bitch and then I blocked you. I stormed out of your boring grandmother's house after that rubbish Christmas day dinner tastes like one boring uninspired prison food. Worst Christmas dinner ever. And then I talk shit about you for five hours on livestream. Ha ha. That's what you get, huh? Wow. Market's tanking. I told you. Didn't I tell you never listen to you. Tesla. Where's Tesla? Oh, Tesla's bounced a bit. What about Russell? Oh Russell doing nicely. And your skin looks bad. Does it really look that bad without the skin filter? Come on. It doesn't look that bad. No girl has ever complained about it. I think it's just the, I think it's um, the encoding of the stream. Like the bit rate making it blotchy. I swear in real life it all blends in. So when you're far away like that, my face just looks like normal. 'cause all the dots kind of blend together a bit like an oil painting. Haircut looks ridiculous. Uh, light bone, it's styled precisely and exactly how I like it. Shorts on the back, bit of volume on the top. And um, some fringe for the feminine side of it. It's, it's stylish. Whilst also being practical without getting in my face to the right length in all places it needs to be. Yeah, I think it looks fine. Imagine watching the sunset from here. It look pretty cool. I am flying Jack. Jack, I'm flying. I am kind of stalling because I know when I get back in the car and drive home, the viewership's gonna tank i's just do this for another hour. Why go home? I've gotta go home at some point. Wow. These are amazing. Very nice. Yeah, maybe head home. I can't stand here forever. Although it is nice. No one can sneak up on me. Got complete, visible, complete visibility. Ah, well I need the toilet. That's the main reason why I want to go home. I need to pee. Is it back? Dunno why I lost connection. I thought it was Nighthawk down but it's not. I dunno why I lost connection. Okay, let's go home. Seeing everything there is to see here. Yep. Back at 4:00 PM Have a snack. I'm thinking bacon sandwich. Buttered toast with bacon. And then for dinner. Fried chicken with rice and cabbage. Pretty good. Not bad. Pretty good. Pretty good. D Oh god. The final trek to the car is always the hardest bit. The excitement's over the exhaustion sets in the fatigue. Oh, where's my car? My sweet red Pergo. Zero to 60 in 8.1 seconds. 120 British horsepowers sip. I am tired. She she mail me. Mail. Mail. Hello? This one ugly sheep. This half its wool falling off. Eat its baby. It's weird that the meat grows out of eating grass. So they eat grass and they grow the meat on the body and then we eat the meat. So the meat is grown using plants. So how is that not plant waste? Uh, people come in discrete mode as they come in to fuck come in to bang confidence regained and yeah, he looked like he would definitely say hello if you said hello to him. Unlike me, my mum used to say people were scared to talk to me 'cause I look like I won't say anything back. Well as if I just, well you talked to me and I'd be like and then walk off. Come on. I'm not that weird. If someone said hello to me, obviously I'd say hello back. Imagine just walking off without saying anything. Yeah. As if people are scared to talk to me because they think I'm gonna just walk off load of rubbish. What's my IRL setup? It's just a Samsung S 10 plus with IRL Pro. Oh my car. Oh my beautiful car looks so good. Should I let my car miss the sheep? No. Look at the red beauty of my car. My car looks so much better than everyone else's car. The ugly Nissan Duke and whatever that is. My car looks sexy. The Crimson Lightning. I call it the red beauty. Look at its magnificent styling. The color pops out. The green and the blue really contrast. Well beautiful car. I'm using a selfie stick. GoPro selfie stick. God damn. My car looks good. I don't know how people say my car looks boring or bad. It looks cool. Oh it's a Hy Hyundai next to it. Oh. Und ugly. Wow. My baby car. Look at my car. It's stylish and sexy. Boring like imagine how many. Oh look. Tesla model y Now that's a nice car. Tesla Model Y. Oh look at you go now that's a cool looking car. Maybe. Oh look there's a sheep in the road. There's sheep's in the road. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Look at my car. Oh now I can't talk 'cause I'm putting up next to me. Great. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah it is my car. I'm just standing here. Damn. The Tesla model way. Look cool at my car though. My car looks cool. Look the sheep. It's just standing in the road baby. She oh my back. Oh. Oh My back's killing me. Oh, where's my phone? It. Oh I'm boiling hot. Ah, it's like an oven. Yeah. Pretty tired. I don't have a rag apart from that one but I use that to clean the bird poo off my wind window wherever the front window called. Are those people, did they leave already? Women and then she disappeared. Why is that sheep just standing there? Looks like it's stuck. Look, it's stuck. Yeah. I guess I'll go home now. I dunno why I'm not getting any, not getting any cell data. Check my nighthawk. 67%. Plenty. Maybe I'll put this. Hmm? I'll just leave it in there. Weird. I'm not getting any ee connection. Okay. Oh my back. Oh my god. So tired. I didn't get that. Oh, how did, how's to get home this way? 39 minutes. Okay, we're gonna go home now. See you in 40 minutes. So hot in here. Oh god. Where are the sheeps? In the road? Oh wait, go this way. How the fuck like alvis place? Oh so that I can go get, I'm counting to all fucking tractor. I rush hour fucking traffic. Oh my God. The <silence> <silence> I messed up parking. Oh my wifi. Oh God. That was a nice drive home. Really nice roads compared to the way there. I gotta fix that Apple music. I don't know why it ends a song and then it plays another song that's exactly the same but a slightly different remix. It's really weird. Really badly. See if my shoes are dry, I might charge my car tomorrow. Battery's pretty low. Like 20% left. Oh my back's killing me when I sit down. Oh well today the best bit is when I come home. Is it lagging? Bit, bit like isn't it? Hold on. Uh, testing. Testing my back hurts my back. I mean my what? My arms hurt. My back hurts. At least my hair looks good. Oh God, this is killing me. Oh my God. Oh my back. Oh it hurts when I sit down. You got some nice screenshots from the stream like this. That's good for Tinder. Look at that. I put that in my Tinder picture. It looks good. I like nature. I'm a good boy. Maybe I save that. That'd be a good Tinder picture. And I also think the face recognition thing wouldn't even detect my face in that <laugh>. The first one makes you look deformed. <laugh>. How about this one for my Tinder picture <laugh>. I'm like I'm Daniel. I like crawling on the ground Now that looks weird. I think we can get some good screenshots from the stream. Makes me look like I'm Oh this one looks good. Look at this one. Come on. That's good. That would be a good profile picture. I look happy and I'm active. It kind of looks like I've got fat stomach though because the shirt's blowing. Might need to Photoshop that. We need one where my hair is not all blown weirdly. Save that. No, this one bad Wind's blowing my face. He's reversing a lot. Probably wrong turns. No the tight country lane. Oncoming traffic comes. I've got to go back 'cause they didn't get go back for me. Imagine thinking I'm going the wrong way. No it's just oncoming traffic. Kit Hill on loop. No it's Caradon Hill actually completely different hill. Why can't we ride up front with you? Uh, that's where mommy sits. Mommy's not here yet. You guys sit in the back. <laugh> my shoes. I look like a little kid going to school. <laugh>. I look like a little boy going to school. <laugh>. What a nice day out. This one's? No this one looks kind of retarded. I look good but my, I look autistic. <laugh> a little autistic of that one. Oh the drive home. Why is the drive home always so much nicer than the drive there? The drive there was a pain in the backside. Kept having to reverse drive home is so nice. The road apart from going through Gunni Lake which is shit. 'cause they've got speed cameras everywhere. Gunni Lake sucks. But when you get past Gunni Lake's open roads 60 miles per hour. That's the way I used to go to um, go to work at every, I actually drove past the depot. You didn't even realize no screenshots of me sucking in the melted Kit Kat. That was funny. Yeah, a good day. I rated 7.1 out of 10 better than reservoir. 'cause I didn't get lost. The reservoir was torture. Getting lost, twisting my ankle, getting stuck in the bog water. A bit boring. Yeah, I guess. Yes. The last time was more eventful 'cause I nearly broke my leg. Wow. Market is tanking. Holy shit. Look that's the tanking. This is the shame I wasn't feeling a hundred percent 'cause of my back. God, my back's killing me. Oh Jesus. Whew. It's okay. Tomorrow will be good. My back will be better. Another day I hurt my back from weightlifting another day. Another problem. Oh my God. Oh yeah. I've gotta really be careful with my form. I'm using my back too much. When I get, I start off with okay form and then I get tired and then I start using my back 'cause I want to do the last rep or something. I don't, I get bored every day. Yeah a little bit. I wish I had a girlfriend have sex with but what can you do? No girls want this. Next time we're gonna go to co-op and we are gonna do food shopping and I might get a satellite if you're good. Only if you are all well-behaved. Otherwise I'm turning the car around. We're going straight back home. No, I'll definitely get the savalo if I go to the co-op in Oakham. They've got a fish and chips there weren't they with Sunny getting hungry now Might have bacon sandwich. Oh yeah. I had no, I had one bacon and a sausage this morning. I'm hungry. <laugh> Danny raged at me for Han raged at Wally for moon. Raged at Kale for trying to steal Peter and his girls. <laugh> raged at TV for dunno what also g glue man G Glue man keeps making fun of my portion size saying I undereat and I'm malnutritioned when I eat a lot actually. And TB said um, he keeps complaining 'cause I don't talk to people on the stream and he thought that me getting kick money meant I was gonna start talking to people. No, why would I start talking to people? So here's how it goes. Um, talking to people is a waste of time if it doesn't make my viewers go up. But even if by talking to people it makes my viewers go up, the interaction would only be a few minutes. So a few minutes of slightly elevated viewership is not worth anything. I need to talk to people for hours and hours. Like with blood bucket. I need someone on stream with me for hours and hours and hours and hours. Like sign your blood bucket. Now we're talking a couple minutes here and a couple minutes there of meaningless interaction. Won't make any difference to my earnings. No, I don't wanna change, I don't wanna start having meaningless interactions with strangers for no reason. When it stresses me out and I don't enjoy it and I get nothing out of it. So it is lose lose, lose lose, lose waste of time. No, I'm not gonna change. I'm not gonna start talking strangers accept it. I want, I want to get like a streaming partner. 'cause I know having someone on stream will boost the views but not random strangers for a few minutes in a few minutes there. And I don't wanna start like trying to disturb people on the street. Get punched in the face then there's no growth. Well no there's not. Why would there be any growth? Talking to random strangers is not growth. I'm interested in. There's gonna be other growth. Like I'm gonna train my biceps. I think my biceps are gonna grow. I find that more interesting than talking to random random strangers. Talking to random strangers is the most pointless fucking thing ever. I dunno why you think that's growth. Like who the fuck cares about talking to random gym job at the bus stop. But well you not who the fuck cares? What kind of fucking growth is that gonna lead to what? Growth. Oh wow. Now we can have meaningless conversations with fucking strand on the street. Who the fuck cares the fuck are you talking about? It doesn't fucking matter. I've been married, I had 20 girlfriends, I've got sucks off by gay guy. I don't need to talk to fucking strangers on the fucking street to have life experiences. The hell are you talking about? Oh my God. What a dumb comment. Meeting people can change you. Yeah, it can. Talking to fucking stranger on the side of the road changes fucking shit. The fuck are you talking about? Oh my god. Oh my god. Talking to strangers doesn't do fuck all. Oh my actual God. That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. No growth. My backside. What growth are you gonna get? Talking to some random stranger you pass by on the street. Jesus Christ. I never heard the stupidest thing ever. I will meet people and I will collab and I will meet people and have sex with them. But only through first establishing an online connection first and then arranging a date and time to meet not random strangers who are just want to get on with their day and not be bothered by someone holding a selfie stick. Not bothering people in the street and sticking my camera in the face. I am very considerate and I don't bother people. I I never once had an interaction with a stranger on the street outside that led anywhere. The only time you get meaningful interaction is like you're at school or you go to uni and you meet people or you stay at a guest house or you go on Tinder. That's how you meet people. You don't meet people unless you go to a bar. Why are you so angry? 'cause I'm sick and tired of people whining at me. 'cause I don't talk to people. I I'm not, I'm not gonna talk to people. Give it up or said hello to the man who walked by. Not my fault. The stream disconnected when it happened. Oh, good thing the neighbors are out. Uh, the only outcome I would want is if there was a hot girl and I could talk to her and then have sex. Otherwise it's pointless. And let's face it, I'm not reasoning up anyone. I can't even order McDonald's. I haven't gonna raise anyone up on the street or in the foothills of Devon. It's not gonna happen. Oh, a headache. I, I will talk to people. Crips gonna come and then I'll get Kbu to come and then I'll get AJ to come. When I go to Thailand, I've got three people lined up that I'm planning to talk to and me. That's how I do it. Oh, I don't wanna be around men because boring. I hung out with Hong Kong guy to give it a shot and it was so boring. I couldn't wait to get out of there and go over to Sonny's place and have sex. As soon as I saw Sonny I was like oh thank God so boring. Hanging out with Hong Kong guy. Hanging out with a woman is a bazillion times more interesting and fun than hanging out with a guy. Unless there's an ugly woman then maybe I'll choose the guy. The hierarchy goes number one hot girl, number two guy and then number three ugly girl. And then number four, ugly weird guy. No it is boring. I don't even know what to say. If I was gonna talk to someone outside, oh hey crypts. I went to carried on mine and saw the big tall radio tower. People were saying you were having sex on the beach. Is this true? I thought we had an agreement. Hmm. It doesn't make sense. Why would I have more viewers yesterday? Even though I did nothing And then today I did something and have less. So if anything doing nothing would make me have more viewers. Wouldn't it? I should have done nothing from the first place. From the start. I should have done nothing. You hardly talk. It was hard to talk whilst hiking and being aware of my surroundings. I just do it to speed up the day. 'cause the day is long. I can't sit here like this for 15 hours. I gotta break up the day a bit. Add some variety. Crypt. Where's my answer? There's rumors saying you had sex on the beach. True or false, you went to a nudist speech. Hmm. Why? I thought people go to nudist speech to have sex. I thought we had an agreement. Well as long as you're not having sex before we meet. And you're sure you don't have any STDs? I am pretty sure I don't have any. Yeah, I've been with only one girl in the last year so pretty unlikely. Unless Sonny was gang banging like 10 guys every week without me knowing. Which I highly doubt. Oh yeah. By the way, if you just joined, I'm gonna be an uncle in September. My sister's pregnant in case you miss the update. Uncle Daniel. I got permission that I'm allowed to talk about the birthing. Yeah, I've been sitting on the news for a few months. I just wanted to wait to make sure my sister was okay with it. I don't wanna get in trouble. She told me back in March or April. So I've been holding it in like a bottle of piss. Is she gonna give it a weird name? Mm, she has told me the name choices and to be honest I have something to say about it but I won't. Is that a choice? If they like the names up to them. She said she doesn't know the gender yet. I think they want it to be a surprise. Yeah, my sister's pregnant. No, I dunno if it's a girl boy, I think they want it to be a surprise. I'd be the best uncle ever. I'd teach them how to do stocks, do streaming and show them my Pergo electric vehicle. I ho, ho market is tanking. Best uncle from Devon. Who knows? I might be living in Thailand. Dunno if I go home to see the baby before going to Thailand. Um, maybe once I've paid off my mom things between me and my mom won't be so tense and then maybe I'll go back. I could, I could park my car at my mom's house and then get a taxi to Heathrow. Go to Thailand. I don't wanna be in the UK for winter. Freezing cold. Can you admit the whole thing about a G being friends is a ruse to keep crypt happy? Not really. It's just friends. I don't make the rules besides, I don't even think Crypts would mind really if we were more than friends. But we're just friends. We just meeting to stream and have a good time. Crypt could come to Thailand too. I get a multiple bedroom condo. One room for aj, one room for me and crypt. <laugh>. See the comments on the video I posted on YouTube? Uh, what's the appeal of filming outside in empty fields? I don't see how it adds any extra pill and you clearly don't enjoy it. Uh, actually I enjoyed it a lot. Might as well stream from your room. YouTube or nothing. I vividly recall watching every video this dude made in 2019 kind of made me sad seeing the views you get now. We will not be there. B or I. Okay, well if I had drama or anything, I don't know, maybe just clip the parts of the stream where I rage and post that. Maybe make like a rage compilation. Daniel Rage's compilation would be quite funny. Am I pretending age AJ is just friends? No, we're just friends. That's nothing to pretend. If AJ says we're friends, then we're just friends. Well I only got views on YouTube 'cause of drama. But we got all the drama on Kick. Now you can watch it live. Yeah. AJ's cool 'cause she doesn't get all hostile like Moon and Cake. Did Moon and Cake started fighting with everyone. AJ's cool. Moon was on the Discord for like one day and then side fighting with everyone. Oh my back. I, oh I love my gaming chair. No I didn't. Unban Moon, I got mad 'cause Omo apparently has feelings for Moon and is all protective and supportive of Moon. I said how come when he said Moon is um, sensitive and vulnerable and upset. I said, well what about Crypt and Kate when they were upset you didn't care about them then you didn't protect them. Why are you protecting Moon so much? What you in love with Moon? He said, oh yeah, I really clicked well with Moon. I have feelings. Okay, sorry. Chatting up My goal when I was planning to meet her, I unbothered him or her. Does Moon have feelings back? I doubt it. Moon's not a lesbian. I think so, yeah. A bit disappointed by that but whatever. I wasn't gonna, I lost interest in Moon anyway because she's a bit of a wet tissue. I, and then Wally annoyed me because Moon told me Wally um, tried to get her Instagram. I mean Telegram. As soon as she joined Discord, Wally was in the DMS saying stuff like, oh can we be friends? Can I have your telegram? Moon said um, while W Limo probably is interested in her because she's Russian and Wally has uh, Slavic roots. Yeah, but there's like a bazillion other Russian women in the world. Why is you go poach my one and only Russian girl on the channel. I only got one Russian girl on the channel and you gotta try and poach her. Why don't you just go on ru Russia cupid.com, there's a bazillion Russian girls out there and then you gotta steal my one. What's so special about Moon? So then it makes me believe that uh, moon sent her pictures to W Mo 'cause I don't see how you can get fittings for someone without seeing their pictures. So yeah, they're both snakes. Both snakes. Well I guess UPS didn't come today either. Are they gonna come tomorrow? I'm never gonna send my switch to back at this rate. Did I get tan? Yeah I got roasted. It looks a bit better but my neck or my arms, I still have this scar. When I got this pimple last year, it's crazy that it's still there. Check Amazon. It says refund, initiate return initiated. But the little pickup blue.is not blue. It's gray. What did I buy? I didn't buy. I'm returning the switch too. So I need UPS to come and pick it up. It says initiated next working day from date of return. Um, money Bank. I don't even use the switch to anymore. Oh God I'm hungry. It depends. Sometimes you gotta drop it off at the post office. Sometimes they offer to pick it up with uh, either every, sometimes it's the post office that comes, picks it up and then sometimes it's UPS. Really strange said anywhere from three to six weeks with Passport. I'm not too much longer. I guess it's good 'cause I need to sort out my streaming gear and get used to kick. I think the Night Hawk was quite good today mainly 'cause of the sim card. I guess apart from the overheating thing, probably have to leave it outside of the backpack. I dunno why my Apple music playlist got messed up. Also, I didn't realize I can play Apple Music on my car using Bluetooth. I wasn't able to do that before. I used to have to plug it in. I swear me and Dave Gibson tried to figure out how to do it and we couldn't figure it out as in update. Okay, see you later. Crypt have a nice time. Crypt wants to fuck who I Hmm. Oh what? Oh no. I've got two copies of the same song but different remixes and it ordered them and next to each other. I dunno which one I like more. So did you hear it? Wasn't it really annoying? The song ended and it played the song. Same again. It played the song. Same. Same song again but a different remix. I must have. Yeah, I didn't realize I already had it in the playlist and I added a different remix and then it ordered it next to each other. I thought I was going crazy. Mm. Which remix to keep man. Oh. Oh I like that one. I like this one. I like them both. Um, get rid of this one then. Or I could just press shuffle and then it wouldn't play them next to each other. Maybe I'll just keep both of them. I drive you all crazy with the same song over and over. You've probably heard my playlist so many times now. Um, you're probably sick of the songs already. <laugh>. I've only got 40, I've only got 40 songs in my playlist. Sonny was getting annoyed as well 'cause it was like the same ones over and over. Well I'm trying to find more music but I don't have time. Oh, the box shoes. Yeah. I'll check those in a minute. I gotta find some new music. It seems cool. Yeah. Add that one. Where the oh my back. Oh my back's killing me. All sounds the same. <laugh>. No, they sound similar. I like that kind of music. It makes me pump hard. Oh God, this backache is horrible. I feel like I'm paralyzed. Do I like classical? Mm, not really. I like it when it's soothing but a lot of classical is not soothing. It just seems to get more and more agitated. Like it gets crazier and crazier and I want it to shut up. Oh, I like the marching band songs. Military marching band songs are cool. But that would sound weird when driving wouldn't it? I don't think it would sound good when you're driving. I need symphonic melodies and soothing vocals. I need soothing female vocals with no vibrato. That's why I don't like Beyonce. She does the vibrato thing too much. I just want soothing female vocals with sci-fi futuristic vibes with a nice beat. That's my favorite music. Might make bacon sandwich. Remember me ranting about not having bacon sandwiches in Japan and people were saying, oh there is bacon. You wish trying to make a bacon sandwich with Japanese bacon would not be nice. My whole body aches. Even my arms and shoulders synth wave. Mm. I don't know. A synth wave kind of bummed me out. When Sonny was trying to text me, I was listening to Synth wave and I was ignoring her. She got mad and then broke up with me. 'cause I was just doing one word rep reply. I was like, okay, sure. I was listening to Night Rider by Kalinski Ski. I was all sad 'cause I couldn't do YouTube anymore 'cause he made me promise to quit. I like the music. Dr. Disrespect plays on his stream when he's doing his intro bit. Uh, well Tesla tanked. Uh, who says I'm not happy about being an uncle? I feel hmm. I guess it's cool. A new life form being created. I bet my mom's really happy to become a grandmother. I don't know. I feel like my mom's happy. But then she'll say stuff like, oh, what's the point? Bringing life into this world. It's just, it's pain and suffering. Then you die. Anyway. She kept saying that a couple years ago. She kept saying how having children is a waste of time in front of her own children. And I thought that is so Can she not tell how retarded that is to see, I imagine saying in front of your own children. What's the point of having children? Wow. Thanks mum. I think she just doesn't, she doesn't realize what she's saying and who she's saying it to. I see where you get the lack of empathy from. Yeah. You think I have no empathy. She should see my mom. She's like me but times a hundred. But without the social anxiety. But if you want to see me talk to strangers, you should. I, if you get my mom to stream it would be hilarious. But she's too self-conscious about what people think. So she wouldn't, she can't set it up either. She'll just randomly talk to anyone. Like being stuck in an elevator. Well not stuck, but like going up the elevator. Someone else gets on. She'll start bantering with them. It used to make me very anxious. Yeah. Me and my mom we're like paradoxical. Similar in many ways, but complete opposite in a lot of other ways. I also do the thing my mom does when she rages over something really silly. My mom does that too. How would I react to the baby? Well like this cool and nonchalant in control of my emotions. If I had the cammy's extroversion I'd be in prison. Yeah. That you know, that is one thing I've noticed is that if I didn't have social anxiety, 'cause I'm such a part of, I'd be going up to every single girl trying to bang and I'd get in trouble. Social anxiety protects me a lot. But I guess it holds me back to a lot pros and cons. I'll just be going up to every single hot girl saying stuff like, Hey baby. Mm, you want to get with this? I just go up to them and say that you want to get with this hot stuff. I go up to them like this your mama. Huh? Check out these biceps. Huh? Let me check my shoes. Check for white hairs. I found one the other day. I burned it alive. How dare you make me look old incinerated alive. Let me get the bog shoes. Yeah, it is dried out. It's completely dry now. Oh, it still stinks. I might have to put it in the washing machine tomorrow if we're not going out tomorrow. Yeah, I think we're not going out tomorrow. And I'll put these in the washing machine and I'll charge my car as well. I just don't get it. I guess what happened was I just rubbed fairy liquid on it. I didn't, it didn't get soaked. It didn't get penetrated with, with the fairy liquid. And the bog stench is deep within the foam of the shoe. So it needs to be run in the washing machine at high temperature. 2000 RPMs. I like ses but that smells horrible. It's like pond water. Half five might make a bacon sandwich. Mm. <affirmative>. And then late dinner dinner's just gonna be yesterday's leftovers. The fried chicken. Some cabbage, some rice. Okay. Make bacon sandwich. I'm starving. I can't wait for dinner. Oh, I've got noodles. Alright. I have baby. Well, if Crips gets pregnant then our baby can play with my sister's baby. Auntie Crypt and Uncle Daniel. This is gonna taste Soro. Good. What's the pool? Yeah, tomorrow we're gonna have a lazy day in. I think also the UPS man hasn't come, so maybe he'll come tomorrow. No, he hasn't come to what? Full Crips Just trying to get pregnant with my cu She's not even trying to hide it, but she's just saying it outright. I don't know if she's joking about crypt is kind of fat. Well fatter than Sonny because I don't have a problem with Sonny. She has the sunny body type body. I don't know. Cripp look like she's got a slimmer waist. I mean she's got like the flub, but she seems like she's got should date hin. Is she still interested? She's probably lost interest. Hmm. Lost interest. Sorry. That's what girls do, isn't it? I was gonna meet her nearly in Tokyo, but I didn't think she wanted to stream or have sex. So I thought, what's the point? Don't waste my time then either have sex with me or stream with me. If you don't do any of those two things, then what are we doing? Wasting my time. You'll bring something to the table. I'm a man of high value. High value man. Coming through. Where are my tongs? Oh, I really love my tongs. Great for cooking. Precise. You're in control. Why is it not cooking? Come on. Same food as breakfast. <laugh> Bacon and eggs on loop? No, we've got some new things. Add to the rotation. We've got carried on Hill and Melbourne Reservoir. We haven't been to Kit Hill in a while though. I might have to test the, the night walk out there. The mesh show is building me a better box. So waiting for that to be done. But it might be a while. Try camping. Hmm? Maybe. Maybe if I was gonna have sex in the tent otherwise, what's the point? Well nearly burnt it. Oh, shut up gunna. I'm not depressed. I'm just tired. Why would I be depressed about a baby? I've just done a five hour trek along the abandoned tin and copper mines of Cornwall in the blazing sun. Of course I'm a bit down so I need some food also. I can't stream myself sleeping in the tent. Unfortunately. I would have to turn off income. But then what's the point? Streaming if we're gonna turn off the money. Alright buddy. Oh. Oh, so smoking. Yeah. Smokey. A heart meal. Good luck. Beautiful. Wish I said maybe in the conservatory for you. Whoops. Hmm? I can't bend down back. Not back killing me. I probably can sit down and brush glitch. Is it fixed? Hold on. I know I how I will try to restart the phone. I don't know if that fixes it. Is it fixed? And just restart the phone. My back hurts. Oh. Oh my back. My back. I didn't lose the game. If I buy a new switch, I can download the game again. When I get switch to oled, I'll just download it again. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm No UPS hasn't come to pick the switch up. The only thing I'm done making YouTube videos. Can't bothered getting views. Non cares and extra money. What? $15 a day? That's all it's making. If I make one video every day on the YouTube channel, it would make three or $400 a month. I make that in two days something. What's the point? I don't have any interesting topics. These are the end days or the end times. No one cares about anything I have to say anymore. Never getting a hundred K views ever again. It's tricky making the videos now because I would have to make the video on stream whilst I'm streaming and I need that phone to make the video. Unless I use this phone to stream with. Don't know if it's a boy or girl. She would do a prediction. <laugh>. Will the baby be a girl boy? Yeah. I posted clips of the Kit. Hill Stream. Guess how much money it made? $8. The first kit Hill Stream. I made it into a video. Okay. It made $10. What's the point? $10 and I spent hours editing it like $3 an hour. I just feel like I've completely given up on YouTube. Yeah, it's hard getting views on YouTube if you don't really have much going on. What am I gonna make a deal about? My thoughts on uh, now I've gotta get up. Oh my god, my back is killing me. It's charged my phone. Hold on. Have I mentioned that my back is killing me? Um, oh I'm still hungry. Uh, testing. It's so hard to move the beanbag. I can't get out of it. I'm in so much pain. I need sustenance. I Mm. In one hour I'll have fried chicken, cabbage and rice. It's just a snack. I'm just so hungry. I wonder how many steps I did today. I Oh I roll. I roll is hard work. Oh, we've got how many hours? We've got seven hours left. Oh God. It's orange. Disgusting. Like a lemon. Yeah. I put a time on in a minute. Oh my back's killing me. Oh my God. It's like torture a stupid back isn't it? Even when I'm not moving it hurts. I really need a rest tomorrow. Staying in. I think it's when I do the overheads, it's like compressing a lot of weight down on my spine. I am gonna stop doing those ones. Oh wait, that's not right. Um, two seven. Uh, 1316. I'll put six hours and 33 minutes. Oops. Start timer. Here we go. That will get me to nine 15 hours. That'd be good. Oh God. Oh wow. Look. A lemon it all this streaming, it's hurting my body. 15 hours. Should make about two 50. Now I am gonna reset stream tomorrow. Paydays tomorrow midnight. Last time I got paid was half past 12 at night on the Wednesday. Technically it was Thursday I guess. Yeah, the shoes are dry but they stink. So I'm gonna put them in the washing machine tomorrow and then dry them in the sun. Midnight British time. I where my next hitchy. I don't wanna waste money on shoes. Shoes cost probably 50, 60 pounds. That's half a day of streaming. Oh God. I might need a coffee. I need to buy sugar too. I think it's getting to that time for coffee. Round number two, you wasted money on digital game. Um, I bought that to review for my gaming channel. Which you, why did you keep saying tax free? It's not tax free. <laugh>. I'm gonna report every penny I make. Trust me, I'm not gonna get in trouble again. Apparently if you live in Puerto Rico, was it Costa Rico? You don't have to pay tax to the US government. That's why Peter Schiff lives there. Yeah, well I'm gonna set money aside and not blow it all like last time. Definitely not gonna start. I don't know <laugh>. Maybe if I didn't lose 15 K on stocks, I would've had the money to pay the tax penalty without borrowing it from my mom. So this time just don't put all the money into very risky investments. Maybe if I um, if I pay for AJ's trip to Thailand, do you think I could put that as a business write off? 'cause I am flying in talent for my internet entertainment show. I'm signing her on her debut livestream. Live on kick. Yeah. I call it Danny's like Johnny's but with Danny Fly in AJ for some streams. First class direct flight. Get a five star hotel. Only the best for my co-stars apart from Hong Kong guy. He can suck a dick. Well actually I paid for Yaki NICU for Hong Kong guys. So don't ever say I make them pay out of pocket. I'm very generous. Yeah, Nick would be pretty nice around. Now did you see Hong Kong guy gloating about how he keeps his private life private? Who's like some things should be private right Daniel? Mm-hmm <affirmative> Shut up. Nothing's private. I laugh in the face of privacy. Privacy can suck me. Hong Kong guy tried to bang J Hero but she said no. Nice try. First they act like their friends and then next minute they're trying to bang a bank. They're snakes aren't they? I would never do that. Might make a coffee. I am running outta sugar. I still got Sunny's special sugar. It's extra sweet sugar. What is the deal with AJ and Crypt? Well crypt we're gonna bang and make content and she doesn't mind if I meet other women. Aj we are friends and she wants to come on stream and she wants to come to Thailand. So I said yeah I'll pay for the trip to Thailand if we're gonna stream. 'cause I'll easily make the money back and we can do stuff. We do it on stream, get money. She doesn't have a husband. What are you talking about? Stop believing these stupid rumors. You guys so gullible. You just believe anything. I mean even if she's got a husband who cares. As long as she comes to Thailand and we do a stream. Who cares if she got a husband? Why would it matter? I don't need the inheritance money. I've got kick money now gonna be making 10 KA month. All I gotta do is grind for a few years and then I have enough money to buy a house. I don't even need stupid inheritance money. They can keep it. Yeah. I don't need the inheritance money. I'm making 10 KA month and then when I get some girls on stream and go traveling and make even more money, that's how the rich stay rich. Just need more girls really. Although Krypton AJ is a good start. Now if we can turn them into regulars that'd be nice. God I would love it to go back to blood bucket's house and stream on kick and get 200 viewers. Imagine the money and I just point the camera at blood bucket and she can ask answer questions about when we banged. God, I wish I did kick last year. I well I need some reoccurring characters, not just one time appearances. Soni would've been great too if she didn't turn mental. Imagine Sonny On Kick we get 200 viewers. Make $500 blood bucket became Uck <laugh> came Will spoil her grandson. Yeah just like she spoiled me and made me lazy. Entitled Loser. Yeah, my mom and Christmas got me PV socks. And what else? Like a box of Kit Kats. She's really bad at gift giving. She has no idea what anyone likes. She uh, she would have no idea what I like but to be honest, even my sister doesn't. My sister got me for Christmas. Um, a digital plant pot. I left it in my room at home and she got me. What else? A plant pot and fertilizer spray and it came with a little plant. I got my sister A DIY electric screwdriver with five power modes. Interchangeable screw heads because my sister likes DIY and she likes tinkering. So I got her the um, electric screwdriver cost a hundred pounds. Dave Gibson got me a load of car washing stuff likes, sponges and uh, <laugh> like washing liquid 'cause I kept washing my car when I first got my car. Left it all at home. I don't even wash my car when I wash my car, I just spray it with the glass cleaner spray and then wipe it with a towel and left my mud daddy at home. Um, SABR gave me a drone when I was at Mila's Place. By the time it got to Mila's place, we had already broken up. It was like a little helicopter thingy, not a drone. It was like a tiny helicopter that flies. And then when I was a kid I would just ask for a video game for Christmas. I'd tell her which one I wanted. So she's never had to know what I wanted 'cause I always told her what I wanted. She would let me choose two video games and I'd get two new ones or one new one and two old ones get two 30 pound games. WWF 2006 with Tony Hawke's pro skater. And then I would just sit in my room all day playing it. I'd wake up at 6:00 AM in the morning to open my stocking that my dad left hanging on my bedroom door. And then my sister would come into my room with her stocking. We'd open them together, tip them all out and there'd be little chocolates and like a Lego set Xbox magazine. And then wait until seven or eight until you hear my dad's shaver going. 'cause that means he's up. My dad would get mad if we went downstairs before him. So we had to wait for him to shave and go down and have his breakfast. And then when he finished having breakfast, then we were allowed to open the presents. I'd just rip open my video games and rush back upstairs. I spend half the day in my bedroom playing my new games and then it would be Christmas dinner. My mom would start yelling D dinner and then have Christmas, Turkey and goose stuffing pool crackers And then I'd rush back upstairs, play my video game the whole day. I'd just be desperate to play my new video game. Oh, shut up Gunner Going on and on about the baby. I already told you don't know the gender and I don't know, I don't really care what gender it is. Well why does it matter? Yeah, my sister's pregnant. I'm gonna be an uncle in September. I the big news Uncle Daniel, I wonder if they're gonna have a second ride straight after Let it get moving. Should probably make another one maybe a year or two after the first one. Sisters 33. Now I think PewDiePie is having a second one, isn't he? It's also nice if the siblings are close in age. Unlike Sonny and her sister got 10 year age gap where my children Sonny was, was supposed to be the mother of my children too. Busy eating donuts. Mother of logs. Will I be there when it's born? Probably not. No one really cares if I'm there or not. Anyway, so what's the point? No one cares if I'm around anyways so I feel like why bother? I'm just gonna fly off to Thailand in November. Um, where would I park my car when I go to Thailand? Yeah, I mean it would be nice if I could just park it at my mom's house in the garage or something and then get a taxi from my house that he wrote. Oh. But it would feel weird though. Like imagine you going back to my mom's house. I'd feel like I wouldn't want to come back here. I'd feel like what's the point in coming back here now I don't have sunny. I'm only here 'cause of sunny. If I ever have to leave here, I don't even know if I want to come back. It's nice to drive here I guess. No, you don't need to leave the car plugged in. The 12 volt battery might die though. It might need to unplug it so it doesn't discharge otherwise I'm gonna need a jumper starter cable jumper. Start the 12 volt battery. When Sunny came to Tokyo to stay with me for a week and she went back home, she parked her car somewhere and she went to get it and the battery died while she was in Tokyo. She had to call a mechanic. I think she said she left a light on like she left a light inside the car on and it drained the battery. My car's worth like 5K. Stupid auction sites only offered me 5K. Why is Kiss d's face so annoying? Look at his stupid face. Why does he do that? Weird frowning like, like that. He does that stupid face like his lips. He keeps doing this with lip like the sausages like that stupid weird eyebrows thing. But he frowns his eyebrows all the time like he's really sad or something. I never frown my eyebrows when I'm talking. The only time I frown my eyebrows is when I don't think I ever frown my eyebrows. And he is got a massive square chin and his face really annoys me. Mm-hmm <affirmative> might make a coffee. Do you want a coffee? Tough. Get your own. Ha ha ha ha. Tricks you bamboozled again. Richy Sunnet was kind of annoying too. They're all annoying. Boris Johnson was a bit less annoying. I guess UK politicians will they Britain accelerating development of powerful laser weapons. Look at this <laugh>. It's like the death star, which Sunnet looks like a wallet. Wallet and grommet character. What they're calling it Dragon Fire <laugh>. Why do they call it the turbo Laser <laugh> or the lads cannon The death rate. They should call it the Solar Death Ray <laugh>. These turrets on the modern bas ships. They even look like the turrets on the death star. It's kind of cool. Do we get to choose the color as well? I think we should have. Yeah. I think red lasers pretty good for the uk. We should all have different countries should all have different color lasers so we know who's who. America can have blue Russia can have yellow India can have purple. We have red and it should make a pew. Pew sound. It would be cool. I would love to live to age 80 and it's World War 10 and they're shooting lasers at each other I think. Oh wow. Star Wars actually gonna come true at one point. At what point do we start flying spaceships? Like tiny fighter ships around in space shooting lasers. Oh I wanna watch the, that new Star Wars and or it's not really new. I just haven't watched it. I saw one scene on it, it was really cool and I thought how come I haven't seen this? It it was like a, a laser battle with tie fighters and then the good guy ship spinned around and these massive lightsabers come outta the ship. I thought that's interesting. You put the lightsabers on the ship and then you just like fly at the enemy, ship with the ship and I've never seen Andel. Maybe it's good. I just can't be bothered with Star Wars anymore. I just got really lame. We need hyperspace, light SAS and death stars. Do you reckon they're gonna start building the ships in space? Like in Star Wars? What's it called? Krt. Shipyards. It's like a big floating shipyard in space where they build all the star destroyers. Wouldn't that be easier than building it on the earth and then launching it into space? But that'll be like building a ship in the sea. You need to get all the materials up there as well. But then when they're up there there's no gravity. So the materials, you could just float them in into place. I they take back the switch to, it's still there but supposed to be being picked up at some point. But UPS hasn't come guys. I'm not gonna say who, but earlier in the stream, uh, I saw one of the guys that's, that was on ISIS stream in the chat. I pretended not to know who it was just saying 'cause I talked shit about him before <laugh>. I'm not gonna say who it was. I, no not Burger Planet. It was one of the other streamers. No, not Sam Pepper. He's like the one of the top ones. One of like the bottom tier ones. But I think they don't know that I know I who they are now. I'm not saying who it was. Don't tell him that I know who he is. <laugh> don't leak it. I want to pretend I'm like a new anyway I might make a coffee. It's 'cause I don't really want to be sucked into that whole CX stuff. I want to like do my own thing. I already tried the CX thing and I got destroyed. <laugh> I got destroyed at the first day 'cause I shit took Deepak and the whole community hated me. They all hate me. <laugh>, I was on ISIS Discord. They were like hating on me really hard 'cause I said the thing about Deepak bunch of losers aren't they? Yeah, we don't need them. We got our own thing going on. Well I think hanging out with ice be annoying. I think he'll just keep trying to get me to talk to people. Like TB keeps whining about how I don't talk to people. I think ice is gonna keep trying to push me and I'd get annoyed. I think it's a waste of time 'cause it would just, it doesn't lead anywhere good. Well sorry. The ultimate goal would be to rise up girls and get loads of sex. Okay. So either I'm gonna fail at it and feel like an idiot and hate myself or I'm well I'm gonna get really good at it. And then what? I don't see that leading anywhere good if I become a master of Riz. So it's either I'm gonna fail and it's a waste of time and I feel shit about myself or I'm actually good at it and now I'm stuck because I've got like 50 girlfriends. 'cause I can't stop risking everyone up. So what's the point? Waste of time. I just don't think I have the looks or the social skills to be able to rid. I don't have the confidence. I find my own way to get girls using my own unique set of skills. Damn The back of my neck looks brown. Look at that back of my neck's. So Brown might make a coffee wall. AMO never came back. We lost another one. First puppy. Now Wally where the names both in and y you're not a true fan if you can't injure a little roasting. Did Chubs come back? No, I'm cutting my hair idiot. I'm not touching it. Oh God, my back's killing me. The TV keeps complaining 'cause I'm not talking to people. Why does he care so much? It'd be like okay I talked to the sausage lady and then he'll go, wow, well done Daniel. See you can do it. And I'll be like yeah wow. I said, can I have a sausage to a sausage lady? Big warp. Wow. My life's changed. Not he thinks my life's gonna change if I start talking to the sausage lady or whatever else. Strangers I come across. Your social skills are lacking. Yeah. So what? Who cares? My flying skills are lacking as well. So I don't need to fly. My swimming skills are lacking so I don't need to swim. Where am I gonna swim to Timbuk two. A lot of skills are lacking. It doesn't matter. I make up for it in other areas. Like I'm really good at cutting my hair and I'm pretty good at cooking and I'm good at driving professional delivery driver for six months. No, I don't think talking to people is important. Not anymore. Now we've got Google and the internet. It's nice and it can open doors but it's not important. I used to be social before YouTube. I stayed at guest houses and I met people and I mingled and it led to things like girlfriends. It led to adventures. That only happened because I met a girl at guest house and then she gave me chlamydia. But since YouTube started, I've basically just been handed girls to go for without having to try. Otherwise I'd go on dating apps like I used to and try and match people. Um, like a bit faster. That led to two years in Thailand didn't it? Which is right now, you know I recently had a breakup so not really looking to get a new girlfriend straight away. It's just focusing on making money and enjoying solo stuff. Oh my back. I think the color of my face looks a lot better now. Looks a bit more healthy. Bit bit of color. Might make a coffee now. Okay, so actually almost dinner. A shame. The Turkey tom cloud stuff didn't really translate over to kick. Maybe I'll do a video called Why I hate Turkey Tom. 'cause that seems to get the Turkey tom people to click. Although they've probably all forgotten me already. It would be nice if I could have used it for the kick transition. But I think we can make some good content. Zoom. I think maybe crypt could be a key part to it. 'cause she seems crazy. Let's go toilet. <silence> I am back. Oh my god the market's ripping. I really hope my back's better tomorrow. It is so uncomfortable. Too hot. Okay, have I ever voted? No? What's the point? It doesn't make a difference anyway. The problem is the stupid media interferes so they use the media, they weaponize it. So if someone who they disagree or dislike starts gaining popularity, they start launching media attack. I think the media should just be banned from politics because they just use it to spread propaganda. And all the sheep people like Holly's mom and Holly actually believe this bullshit that they're being fed 'cause they've got no brains. Surely that shouldn't be allowed. It's basically just manipulation isn't it? Who's Holly's mom? It's uh, Holly's mom. <laugh> Holly's mom's Holly's mom. Holly's mom hates Nigel Farro and she lectured my mom about why Nigel Farro is a racist and a Nancy. How's he a Nancy? Because my mom took a picture with Nigel Farage and put it on Facebook. Yeah, Nigel was doing a speech I think at Canterbury and then my mom and Dave Gibson went to see it. And they live streamed. Not my mom. Nigel Farrow's YouTube channel live streamed it. And I was trying to find my mom in the audience. I couldn't see them. Dave Gibson took a photo with Nigel and he framed it in his house. Oh God, my back's fucking killing me when I sit like this. It's like the nerve's being pinched more. I think if I sit like this it feels better. I take the weight off it. Oh, I can't even sit down in peace. Can't I? Even sitting down is painful. Yeah, they're still friends on Facebook. They don't meet. Mm-hmm <affirmative> No exercise today. Poor biceps. Need a rest. Yeah. When I sit like this, I shift the weight over hurts Less. Damn Tesla's back below 300. Holy shit. I think I bought at 2, 9, 8. I lost all my gains. I had 16% gain on Tesla. I should have sold it as soon as the Robax event ended. I knew it was a buy the new sell the event. Oh my. But I don't know how to sit without it being painful. What about like that? Maybe the other side. Maybe like this. It's like a constant annoying feeling. Okay, this feels a bit better. I had a dream about Jiro last night. I just remembered for some reason I was mentioning how cheap the yen is and that I'm rich and she got wet down. My biceps looking bigger than my legs. Like that. I could walk on my arms soon. Yeah. This feels nicer. I shift the weight. Oh God. I can't even sit down. Relax without being in pain. Ah, ah. High, high, high, high. Ooh. Make dinner in an hour. Seven o'clock. I think I've gotta stay in tomorrow. The sun's destroying my skin as well. Look at this color difference on my skin. Well wash my shoes tomorrow and then Thursday. Go to co-op and get the savalo. Yeah, but the thing is um, I don't know, I guess so. The shoes are dry now but they still stink so I'm gonna put them in the washing machine tomorrow. Ah, I'm so tired. Five hours to go. The YouTube views are tanking now. I guess this is the end isn't it? I have no motivation to do YouTube. This is the end. The views are gonna tank. It's really over. There's just no point. I make a video. He gets three K views. It makes $12. Sunny won in the end. Didn't she? Sad seeing it die. But you know, it's like your old man. You gotta just let him go. It would never be how it used to be. Gaming channel dead as well. Switch two doesn't get any views anymore. I, but I reckon the second the gaming channel does better at getting views passively. 'cause a hundred percent of the content is geared towards trending topics and gaming stuff. Whereas the main channel is just random stuff about me that no one really cares about. Unless someone like to Tommy's a video about me again. Put boxed shoes in the washing machine. Well now I need it to be in the sun tomorrow when it's drying. If I do it now, it'll be wet all night. I don't think it would dry overnight. It didn't dry last night. No, I'm not bending the shoes. They're my favorite shoes. I don't like those new shoes. They're too big. I, I dunno. How has Sambi is not banned on Twitch? Doesn't he say the most craziest stuff about genocide? Like XXX people deserved it. How does he not get banned even? I wouldn't say that 'cause he gets too many viewers. They can't afford to ban him. I think these social media platforms should just lighten up and let us say whatever we want. Because we we're just saying it to get viewers to come to the platform. If 40,000 people wanna watch for Sambi say whatever, just let 'em say whatever then I guess that's the mentality. Isn't that his name? Hassan? Yeah. Stupid apocalypse. Uh, the advertisers just shut up as well. We are the ones bringing the viewership by saying stuff. Stop stopping us from saying stuff. I don't know. Hassan Bee's easiest to say. No, it's Hassan Bee from now on. Don't care. Well the coffee's done. Nothing. I still feel really sleepy isn't it Hassan Piker. I bet that's a fake name. I bet he's got like, um, a foreign sounding name. He's boring. I don't like him. I don't why he gets so many birds. He's like those Ben Shapiro people. Boring political streamers are boring. I think I'm better looking than he is. I appreci Lil tech tip son. He made a video with his son today. It's the, he looks interesting. I uh, she doesn't look anything like ness. Like the nose is completely different. Oh, shut up. Chubs. Or you're gonna get banned and don't ever insult my friend AJ again or else um, <laugh> how I use the law of attraction to make $370,000 day trading <laugh>. But that's kind of funny. I wanted to make something like that before. How I use tarot cards to make bank day trading law of traction and day trading. <laugh> uh, I guess he's got a point. Abundance mindset. Don't chase. It actually does apply to day trading it. You chase. Its revenge trading. If you just let it go and let it come to you, you'll do better. Oh God, on my back. This is so hard. Just existing. What's going on? I'm tired. I came back from outside about an hour ago. I feel like I'm gonna fall asleep. The coffee did nothing. I uh, I felt like the coffee didn't do anything. Oh, that's why the ladies love me. Great. Tongue action. I can't move. I'm paralyzed. Um, maybe I should wash my face. Gotta stay active five and a half more hours with this. Yep. But best kick streamer on. Okay. Testing. Ooh, new girl in chat. Where? Where's the girl? Oh, Layla new girl. Hi Lela. What you mean I'm not you. I never seen you before. All I need to know are two things. Age, location. You know me from YouTube. Uh, are you the, well you got the picture of the woman with the blonde hair, the curly blonde hair. It's hard to know who's who Sometimes without the picture. Yeah, I remember you. What did you just join Kick today? Yes. We're getting more people from YouTube. Getting more of the old gang. Who are we missing? Thanks for coming. Unfortunately I can't go back to YouTube 'cause I'm making so much money on Kik. But I feel sad 'cause we left many behind. A lot of people don't want to come to Kick. Who knows. May well be back on YouTube when this is over. Hopefully it's not gonna be over 'cause the money is insane. They're paying me like $250 a day to do nothing in my house. Although it is kind of slowly driving me insane. How much am I gonna get paid tonight? Well just for today. I dunno. Maybe 220. I mean getting paid tomorrow should be about $1,700. If you include today and maybe a bit of tomorrow before the payout deadline is closed. I can do YouTube and kick but there's no point because Kick pays me double. If I only stream on Kick and if I do multi streaming, they'll cut my pay in half And YouTube doesn't pay half of what Kick does. YouTube won't pay more than half of what I lose on Kick for not streaming only on Kick. So I could, but then I'd be losing what money. And also then my viewers would be all split and you would all come to YouTube. 'cause you'll prefer YouTube. And then it'd be barely anyone on Kick. So then the most highest earning platform would get the least viewers. So it would make no sense. Do I change the kick? 'cause I love to kick others out. Chat. No, they should have named the website banned. Then I can say you're banned. Fucking banned. Fucking ban him. Now it's fucking over the one of my rage was funny. Get him out of here. <laugh>. Oh Unbound Blue man. Well I only gave him a one week time out so that should be over already. You waited your point. It was ages ago. The rage about the 650 calorie thing must have been a week ago. It gave him a one week timeout. Not a permanent band. And he's not even in a live chat. He's only on discord. Well if Ken wants to unban him, I guess whatever. But I don't really like him to be honest. He's very annoying. Finish my orange juice now. I can't do pushups. My body is wrecked. I've got massive back pain. My shoulder's ache and I'm exhausted from heat exposure. I can't. I just can't do it. Do I drink alcohol often? Only if people send it to me. I don't usually buy it. But recently people have been sending me beers. I just finished these big bottles of beer. I think they got sent to me a month ago. I found a dead fly. Hump it up. I got it. Dead fly. Hmm. Ah yeah. I don't get sent stuff anymore. It was nice. People wanted to help me when I was broke. Yeah. People sent me a lot of stuff didn't they? The care packages, the minion drinks. The Tescos Crip sent me um, a dildo and lube. It hurts less if I don't sit down. That's why you shouldn't tell people what you're making. Well if I'm making good money then I don't really care about getting stuff. I got too excited about the money. It's kind of worn off now. I can't even be bothered to um, say how much I made at the end of this dream. Same every day anyway. No, I don't think I'm gonna put VE on. Makes my face all hot and sticky. Whose Dex D's Puppy? I guess the lubes pretty useful. I got so much lube. Huh? This one was quite good. Tesco Lube. Where they sell lube are supermarket libido. Lou review. Oh God. What? I feel so sleepy. I need to have 10 hours sleep. Tesco lube versus thousand dollars loop. I feel so sticky and brown. Hmm. If I stand up I feel less sleepy. Uh, hello. Oh wait, I didn't fix the numbers. My overdrafts gone up 'cause I paid electricity. See 300 pounds overdraft. I paid the electricity bill 158 pounds. 158 pounds. Electricity. And then I pay rent in six days. I leave my kick. Money only finds preview. But you want to see it in a thumb with my lube out. Get the baby oil. Yeah. Well it's easy to say. Now. Should have done this. Should have done that. Okay. What should I do now? What's gonna happen in five years from now? Yeah, exactly. Not so smart Now are you? What if you go all in Bitcoin now in five years it is tanked. 70%. I'm gonna buy silver. I'm gonna get silver and bonds. I get silver and maybe gold but actual gold design. Not Barry Gold. I want to buy three assets with my kick money, silver bonds and maybe nasdaq. So in 30 years time that would be my pension pot. Maybe there's an ETF for gold and silver. Yeah. 60% Nasdaq 20. No 20 silver, 20 gold. 20 silver, 20 gold. 60 s and P. Just buy and hold. Can't lose really <laugh> head. Botting. My ears huh? Mm-hmm <affirmative> Oh God. I feel mentally and physically destroyed. Oh that doesn't help. My shoulder's hurt as well. I think I really overdid it yesterday with the dumbbells. What did I do yesterday? I went nuts on the dumbbells. I felt unstoppable. Like I could just never stop. I felt like I could keep going with the dumbbells. Well at least I don't have to exercise today. Look, my beard's growing already. Anybody get banned today? Um, I gave that Edgar guy one day timeout, which kept spamming. I didn't wanna kick spamming. I get my kick money tomorrow midnight, but it's gonna go straight away. As soon as I get it, it's all gonna be gone because I've gotta pay rent. I've gotta pay overdraft. So I get paid 1,400 pounds already. 1,200 is going straight out for rent and stuff. I'll barely have a couple hundred left over at the end of this week. But then next week I get to keep it all because no more expenses until August. No, my overdraft is 300 and my rent is 900. So instantly 1,200 will be gone after I get my pay. And then I've also got uh, internet 31 pounds. And this monitor 51 pounds a month. I was on the edge of the abyss before kick. Well that's why I had operations sell car and go to Thailand plan. Yeah. Before kick I was gonna sell the car and what was I gonna do? I was gonna sell the car, sell the stocks and take out more credit card money and then get the Thailand DTV visa and then move out and then go into more credit card debt and then live in Thailand. And then I was thinking I was gonna save hundreds every month. I thought okay, I'll make 1,500 a month and Thailand cost of living is like six, 700. I'd be saving six, 700 pounds a month and get rid of the car and I move and I could do dating and more interesting stuff in Thailand. In England, all I can really do is driving and go on to a big hill and walk around for hours. Driving's nice. I do like driving, having many cars. Cool. I like playing my music and driving it is nice. So I feel like I don't really want to give it up if I don't have to. I didn't do anything in Thailand last time 'cause I had a girlfriend. Obviously I can't date and do nightlife if I have a girlfriend. No, no motorcycle. What? Motorcycle stream. Yeah. But if I do IRO in Thailand, I'm not talking to anyone. So you'll start moaning. I maybe I do bar girl stuff like suspenders Does. I need water. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I think the hawk did pretty well today. The stream was mostly on the night hawk today. 'cause EE was just rubbish. The EE coverage was terrible today. So it was mostly a night hawk using a Vodafone. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. Imagine I went home to my mom. Zero expenses. I get to keep all the kick money. Imagine saving uh, 5,000 pounds a month. No Nighthawk is good today. Apart from the overheating thing, which I fixed by moving it outside of the bag. Yeah. It really struggles when it's in the bag. So I have to put it outside the bag. You get that natural calling from the wind. Yeah. My mom would let me come back home. But she'll be a bead about it. She'll be like, you must respect the house Daniel. It's my house. You have to respect my house and respect me. I'm your mother. I'm what I respect you when you're being rude to me. She's like, I'm rude to you. But then now you've gotta respect me. You are 36. You've got to help in the house. I do help. Oh my God. She keeps telling me I've got help in the house. When I do help, I already help. Why are you saying I don't help when I do help all the time. We talking about a vacuum and a wipe and a clean pushkin to the feeding area. And I wipe the floor and I tidy the cups and I clean my dishes. I vacuum the upstairs carpet. I help a lot. So I don't say I don't help. I help all the time. You see how busy I am here cleaning. Yeah. I'm like this at home as well. You know, I'm not just like this 'cause I'm living alone. I'm always like, this is what I naturally like. I like to clean and I like to keep things tidy. I'm not a dirty messy person. I'm quite tidy. Look at my house. Does this look like a messy house? Yeah, exactly. If I keep moving, I won't fall asleep. If I sit down, I feel like I'm would've fall asleep. No, I didn't take anything. If I stand up, my back pain goes away. It's when I sit down and the pressure gets put on the lower back from sitting. It really hurts. I just stand up, up for the rest of the day. She wants a guy to be useful around the house. I am useful. I vacuum. I clean a tidy pushkin's feeding area. Obviously. I dunno how to cut down the tree and I don't dunno how to fix the septic tank. And I dunno how to fix the water system. That's why we have these things called professionals. You pay them to do it 'cause they know how to do it safely. They've got the proper equipment. Why the fuck would I know how to cut down the tree? Yeah. Okay. My dad knew how to do it. But that's my dad. I'm not my dad. If I need to cut down a tree, I'd just pay someone. Why don't, why don't she do that? Why don't she just phone up a tree surgeon instead of whining about me not doing it. It costs like 50 pounds. I'm not a tree surgeon. I'm not gonna risk my life. I'm gonna go out and buy a chainsaw. When you can just pay a professional to do it. You pay a plumber electrician yet she's, my mom's just spoiled because she lived with my dad who knew how to do everything. So she's got this stupid expectation that all men should know how to do everything when most men don't know how to do fuck all. Especially modern day men. Modern day men are not like my dad's generation where they knew how to do DIY and cut down trees, build a driveway and fix an engine. Modern day men don't know how to do that stuff. Yeah. Back in the day when everyone was broke and there was no internet, you had to learn how to do things yourself. 'cause that's how you save money. You couldn't afford to pay someone to do it. But we live in the modern age now. You can just pick up the phone and get professionals come and do it. Well why am I, why am I gonna waste my time trying to do something I've never done before that I'm gonna suck at and maybe even risk my safety. Cutting down trees dangerous. And I don't know about plumbing and wiring. It's not my forte. It's not what I care about. Like I, I've got skills and talents that I think I should be spending my time on instead of wasting time messing about doing stuff where you just pay a professional to do it. I say to my mom, I'm not a gardener. She'll say, what are you then? And I'll say, I'm a fucking YouTuber. The fuck you think I am. I've got a unique set of skills that I'm making money with by making videos and strings. I'm not wasting my time cutting down trees and fishing out stuff from the septic tank. It's your house. Why don't you just phone a professional Like anyone, anyone else, if they had problems in the house, would phone a professional like a plumber or electrician. 'cause my dad knew how to do everything. So she expects like every man to know how to do everything. I don't know how to do this stuff. No one taught me. I never had to do it. And if I had to do it, I'd just phone someone to do it. You know, the house does need constant maintenance. 'cause it's an old house. The house is nearly 80 years old now. My granddad built it in the fifties. So everything is old. My uncle and auntie kept saying to my mom, you should sell the house and get a smaller modern place. I've been living in this house for six months. Everything's fine. Nothing's gone wrong. If something goes wrong, I'll just phone someone to fix it. I'm not gonna be whining. It's not really a big deal. I don't see why I should get attacked and blamed. I mean she doesn't know how to do anything either. So how can she attack me for not having to do stuff when she doesn't know how to do it herself? Trust me, I know how to do more things than she does. I bet I can do more things than she knows how to do. What can she even do? She can drive a car and she can mow the lawn and she can cook food. That's it. Let's I, I can do those things. I can drive, I can cook food. I can do all the things she does. Can she do all the things I do? No. And then one thing she can do that I can't do. Yeah, exactly. So I imagine being criticized by someone who knows how to do less than you can do for not doing things, for not being able to do things when you know how to do more things than they know how to. It's annoying. Okay. My mom can knit I guess and she knows how to make a lasagna. What? I just don't want someone who knows how to do less things than I know to be criticizing me for my inability to do random, odd jobs around the house when she doesn't know how to do them either. I'm way more capable. I mean she can't even book a plane ticket or get on a plane by herself and fly to another country her whole life. My dad did everything for her and then she crashes out on me. 'cause my dad died. She had 30 years to learn how to do all this stuff and said she didn't. She let my dad do everything for her. That's the problem with my dad. Like he does things for you. He doesn't teach you or make you do it yourself. He just does it for you. So then when he is not around anymore, you're like, okay, well I don't have to do it now. So it's not my fault. Expecting you to be the continuation of Robert. Okay. That's just lame. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I don't know how to do it. And I don't care. It's not my problem. Thought it yourself that it's not my house. Thought I do not care. Don't really care. I mean, look at my gardens full of weeds and I don't care 'cause I don't really care. I've got other stuff. You do not sit in the garden. Weeding every weed. My garden's covered in weeds. I don't care. It's all gonna die in winter. So wherever I'm busy, I've got streaming to do and I've got cooking. I'm not sitting in the garden weeding out every little thing. She's kind of like Thai women. Thai women also. They expect the man to do everything. The driving make all the money. She doesn't whine at my sister about it 'cause my sister's a girl. So because I'm a guy, if I was a girl, she wouldn't complain about it. Just 'cause I'm a guy. That's the only reason she'll say, oh, why didn't your dad teach you how to do this? I don't know. Why didn't he? I don't know why, but my dad knew how to do everything. Like he could lay a brick wall, he could pass a wall, he could do the flooring. He could fit a new door. He could do the plumbing, he could do the wiring. He can fix a car. He can cut down a tree. He can dig a trench. He can build a shed. Uh, he could do every fucking thing. How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that? He could take apart a thingy and put it back together again. He could create his own heating system. Yeah. He was an engineer. Duh. Most people are not engineers. Most people just specialize in one thing and then they call the professionals to do everything else. My dad could build a house. He, I mean my uncle built his house next to my house. He built his house himself. Did the foundation, did the brick work, the insulation, the pipe work, the heating, everything. I don't know why, but the lord men, um, my uncles and my dad, they just know how to do everything. They all built their own houses. They all know how to do car stuff. I don't know how to do anything. Yeah. And if something does go wrong, uh, I'm not gonna fix it. I'll just call someone. Like if they, I don't know if the water stops coming out or the electricity doesn't work, I'll just phone up someone. Mm-hmm. Uh oh. We're busy now. I haven't learned how to do anything and I don't need to learn how to do anything. I don't need to know how to change my tire. I paid someone to change my tire. They work for me. I think I'm gonna change my own tire or my car. I think I'm gonna change my own will or my car like a peasant. I pay jimbob down the garage to do it for me. That's his job. This is my job. I do this. Mm. This is my job. You let me do my job and I'll pay you to do your job. How about that? Hmm. I think I'm wasting time fixing my own wheel. My car. How about that <laugh> flying head. But, but I don't wanna break <laugh>. Start from the door. <laugh>. Yeah. It's the thing. It is um, a waste of time trying to figure out how to do everything yourself. Yeah. You save money if you can do it yourself, but then you've now gotta spend hundreds of hours learning how to do everything when you could just spend money and pay someone to do it for you. And then I focus on what I do best. Smash your place up for content. Okay. If they're emasculating to pay someone to do it for you. No, it is empowering. It means I'm your boss. You work for me, I own you. You've got to spend your time to make money by doing my bidding, you're basically my slave. When you pay someone for a service, it means I got the money so I don't have to spend the time to do it myself. Whereas you got the time and you need the money. My time is more important to me as I'm a businessman. Do I change the light bulbs? Yeah. I changed it to a wifi light bulb. Look. Look. You think the house came with wifi light bulbs? Let me see. Look. See. Do you think the house came with this? All you do is you screw it in. It's not hard. Oh. Uh, the Bella box guy, he said he finished putting together the bella box for me. Waiting for the wifi card. Hopefully be here tomorrow morning. Get it shipped to you tomorrow. I'll enclose a label for return in case you don't wanna buy it. Does he sell, is it like his business? Like he sells 'em? I guess I'm like giving him business then. Sounds like he does it for a living if he's got like return labels and stuff. So. Oh, enclo label for return in case you don't wanna buy it. At least testing won't have cost you anything. Is this okay with you? If you open the Bella box to have a peek at the internals? Be careful. The two halves of the case will be connected by short, delicate antenna cables. And I'm not gonna open it. I don't wanna break it. <laugh>. The chic dump scare at the ruin was pretty funny. Yeah, it'd be nice to have good quality for stuff like that. Um, what did I say? Um, sounds great. Thanks for doing this. I'll not open the case. I'm not sure how much you want for it. I hope it's just a couple hundred pounds. Oh well I'm tired but if I sit down my back hurts. I'm scared to sit down. Yeah. I'm getting a bella box. Basically. It's supposed to be very good for bonding and encoding and I use it with a night walk. Put it in my backpack. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. I'm not interested in DIY like brick laying plastering, cutting wood. I don't wanna do it. It's boring and I won't be able to do it. I'll just make a mess and ruin it won't, I imagine me trying to lay a brick, like lay brick walls. I just mess it up and then it will look ugly and fall apart and then I have to pay someone to do it anyway. So I don't want to do it. Although I did make a little garden grass patch in my garden. I think it looks pretty cool. Do you wanna see it? Yeah. I did some gardening. I made a grass patch there. I made a grass patch over there and I made a grass patch over there. So yeah, I do some gardening. I wanted grass all over it. But I can't be bothered. It does not bother me. What do you mean they agree to the deposit? Obviously when I move out, when I move out I will just rip it all out and put it in plastic bags and chuck it out. It's not hard. I'm quite excited to get a Bella box. I've always seemed like these mysterious things that I never understood how they works that the best streamers use to get amazing quality. And now I can get one to. I feel like a pro now. I've got, I've got the nighthawk, I've got the bell box. All I need is a better phone. Like S 25 Ultra. This one's good but Hmm. It's kind of old S 10 plus. I'm gonna be pro I streamer. Hmm. So any updates on ice and Kimberly, are they really breaking up? Finally, I have a chance with Kim. Let her know I'm also single and I'm also a streamer. But she never had Asian boyfriend. How do you know if she's not interested in me? She never had a taste. How would she know if she never tried? Hmm. Oh God. I'm bored. Didn't sign out No more Moon and Crypt? No, no more moon. But we got lots of crypt coming soon. Oh wow. Market's tanking. Oh wow. Russell two thousand's ripping. Damn. What does it mean? The indices are tanking but Russell's ripping. Damn Russell 2000 went up to two 20 Gonna be so rich. Talk to me. Uh, what about I rage at you again about the no growth. How's this for growth? This is the only growth that matters. Biceps fucking idiot. I can't, I can't fake the rage. I have to actually be mad to do the rage. Try and make me rage again. I'm ready. Oh, I think it'd be hard to make me rage now. I'm in a good mood. Got the endorphins flowing. My hands were sticky from the sun cream. No, this is too, too weak to make me rage. Hmm. It would be something unexpected that I didn't even know would make me mad. Oh, it's hot. 8:00 PM My mum makes me rage really hard with the whole nagging me about not being able to do stuff. Uh, it's just really annoying. 'cause I don't think it's important. Really not everyone needs to know how to do DIY and maintenance. That's why we have professionals to do it. It's not important. You just call someone and then you pay them money. She's got weird, of weird expectations of what a man should be. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Damn, I'm really hot. Yeah. But I don't need to know how to do it. Number one, I don't own a house, so I can't do modifications to the house. Can I? So what am I supposed to do a build a brick wall in the garden? What's the point? I've got more important things to do than digging holes and laying concrete. That's what my dad wants us to do. That's not what I want to do. I've got other things, other priorities. I don't really, I, I mean, I don't even see myself living here in a year. So what I care about some brick wall or a hole. Maybe if I bought a house and I had my own house, it would be different. But I still wouldn't really care. Like if, if as long as it works and it looks good enough, I don't really care that much about making modifications. You dug a hole? Well, yes. 'cause I had a lot of energy built up. Sexual frustration and anger. It wasn't because I wanted to improve anything. I'm not really a creator. I'm more of a destroyer. I like to destroy. My dad was a creator. Yeah. I just, I don't really care about, I think as long as the place looks nice and it's comfy maybe I'll decorate it, but I'm not gonna, my dad would knock down walls and replace the windows and knock this down, knock that down, build a garage. My dad built a garage extension onto the first house. I, the first house didn't have that. He built it. He just built a garage extension out a brick and knocked down the wall. I just remember as a kid, him constantly knocking things down with a sledgehammer and then mixing cement and then laying bricks as a kid. That's all I ever saw my dad doing that stuff. He didn't teach me how to do it. He just did it. And then sometimes I would help, like I would help mix the cement, but I don't know how to lay a brick wall. I remember mixing the cement with the spade. And I remember, remember, no, he didn't let me do anything important. He was too busy focusing on doing it instead of trying to teach how to do it. You're being to me, everybody, everybody. Your delusions about buying land and building house <laugh>. It'll be funny though. Yeah, I've had loads of money. I'd buy a bit of land, I'd dig a hole, like a square shape, and then I would just stack bricks and then make a house. And then for the roof, I'd just put, I don't know, planks of wood over the, the brick walls. I put long planks of wood over the brick walls and then just cement them in place. And then on on top, I just put some kind of material, I guess, or I just get a prebuilt house off Amazon live in that I, I want to go live in one of those castles. You know, in POW world, they had ruined castles all over the place. I used to like building a base in the ruined castle. I'd build, you know, in POW world you could build brick walls and stuff. I would build brick walls connected to the ruined castles. I've made a video. It was actually pretty cool. So basically I converted the ruined castle into like a refixed house castle. Wouldn't it be cool if I go to the mines on like the place you went to today and then just convert it into a house, put a mattress, put some bricks up, all these abandoned castles lying around and no one living in them. When, when they were built, it probably cost millions of dollars of money at the equivalent time that it was built. These castles were the cost a fortune to build and they just got abandoned. It's crazy. It'd be like my mom's house being abandoned and no one wanting it anymore. I didn't understand how that happened. Surely it didn't just go from being abandoned to a ruin overnight. It was abandoned in a completely livable state. Why didn't anyone claim it or move into it, or, I don't know. It's weird. Don't understand how these massive castles and stuff get abandoned like that. Surely someone would've taken it. Oakham castle. It was the, the state home of the Barons of Devon, the most powerful family in the whole area. The family, um, fell from power 'cause Henry VIII didn't like them and beheaded some of them. And then there was like no lineage and then they just fizzled away. And then the state home just went into ruin. It's crazy, isn't it? I'll go move in there tonight. Oak Hampton Castle. It would be nice to have a house though, my own house. And then if I want, I can just go spend a few months in Asia and then come back to my house. Can't get kicked outta your own house, can't you? Oh, my ears are hot. My whole face feels hot still. I am still not hungry. Bacon sandwich really filled my stomach. Maybe at nine o'clock I had dinner. Hmm. Oh, I'm tired. Any updates on ice? And Kim last I heard Ice was holding a gun to his head and he was sending pictures of it to Kim. That's crazy. I <affirmative>, imagine me doing that to Sunny with my BB gun. <laugh>. Imagine my bright orange BB gun. I'm like, is this what you want? That would crack her up. You know? She said one of the reasons she came back to me was because I make her laugh so much. And she said, that's a good sign if when even when you're angry. I can make her laugh. But she ain't laughing. Now when I raged on camera, she would find it very funny. I, but she's not finding it funny now if she thinks she's on kick lurking. Oh, I've got my OnlyFans money. 75 pounds, got 200 more on the way. Update the overdraft. My precious bum hold money. Hard earned. I wrote that dildo real good. Overdraft update 2, 3 3. Yes. Smashing the deads. Mm. Four hours. Yeah. I can't believe how desperate I was. I was waking up in the middle of the night shaking like that, swapping out the sim cards. I was like, like a drug addict spamming her phone 500 times. Yeah, I was actually shaking. Do you ever wake up horny and you, you grab your phone to boot up some porn and you're like shaking. 'cause you're like, oh, gimme that fucking porn. You're like getting onto the Chrome app and you, you're searching for your porn and then whilst you're typing nu the letters, you're like kind of shaking 'cause you can't wait. I'm like, oh my God, I wanna see that fucking, but to get destroyed, it was kind of like that. I was shaking this desperation to contact her with my little sim ejector tool that I feel so horny. Like I want to jack off so much to pawn that I, I can't wait. It's like when you are really thirsty, imagine you just hiked for five hours in the heat and you finally get home and you're making a drink and you're, oh my God, I can't wait to drink this. It's gonna taste so good. It's like that. I, people say it would be porn addiction, but they don't say it's water addiction. It's just you're really thirsty. Hmm hmm. See how Sunny felt about donuts? Yeah. It would be cool to get the bell box. What does it even look like? I guess it's like a DIY job, isn't it? It would be cool if it just looks like a little plastic box with some ports in it. Maybe I'll have a look at some of the V of today. Was it any good? I wanna see the bit. When I got scared by the sheep I <affirmative>. They said she doesn't play games with kale, but kale said he and Pierre are gonna play Fallout. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. So if you didn't know, um, yeah, it looks quite good. I have no idea where the jump or was it here? Oh, here it is. Oh, fucking hell. <laugh> Christ. Holy shit. That's pretty good. Scared the shit outta me. It is kind of choppy, isn't it? Why is it like that? I don't think that's lag. I think it's the phone. It looks not smooth the frame. Sometimes it's smooth and sometimes it's not. I is it the phone? That's my bedroom. Oh, fucking hell. Jesus. Fucking Christ. <laugh>. Why is it not smooth? Holy shit. Maybe it's lag. I don't know. It was a bit laggy behind that ruins. But here it's fine. It must be the internet connection. I reckon the lag was because of the internet. I not the phone. That's it. Yeah, it looks fine here. Yeah, it must be the internet then. Well, my monitor's glitching, so hell, I think I broke my monitor. What did you see that my monitor's not working? I maybe I'll turn it off. Oh, what? What is going on? Oh, now my mom is busted. It was flickering weird lines and now it doesn't turn on. What you are joking. Maybe I'll pull the plug out. Oh no, that was a laptop battery. Mm, it was fine just now. And then these weird lines started appearing. What? I maybe this thing. Oh you're joking. This monitor costs a lot of money. It beeps. It was like kind of greenish lines and then it just died. Overheating. Oh my God. Yeah, it looks fine. It was choppy. 'cause the internet was laggy. But when the internet's fine, it looks fine. Yeah, everything's connected. Why would it not be Monitor died? I used the big monitor for trading. I, I can see things more clearly. Oh are you joking? Actually joke, I'm not buying a new one time for AI to help me. It's actually dead. Maybe if I restart my laptop. But then my stream went my ultra gear wide screen monitor had faint green lines, then went black and now it doesn't turn on at all. Power supply failure capacitor or main board damage? Firmware corruption. Auto standby. Glitch. Could be the power brick. Connect to a different pc. Oh my god. Um, I wonder if there's negative reviews, people saying the same thing happened. Well at least I don't have to worry about trying to sell it. Put it in the bin. I dunno. Oh my god. Maybe if I restart my laptop. That's the only thing I can think of. Mm. There's HDMI on this USB hub. Maybe I'll try that. Or maybe the cable died. The HDMI cable could be the HDMI. Oh wasn't there HDMI cable in the switch box. Do you think it's the HDMI cable? I've gotta reopen the switch box then. 'cause there's one in there. Maybe that's a sign not to send the switch back. Okay. Reopen the switch box. Maybe I'll keep my switch. I'm gonna try this. HDMI cable. My monitor broke. Look, the monitor doesn't turn on now. I mean it makes the beep sound. See, I wanna see if it works with the switch. I dunno. It was fine. And then it just had these funny lines on it and then won't turn on now. I hate it. They put the stupid plugs on the back of it. I can't see what I'm doing. Why did they put the plugs at the back? I can't see anything. Oh God. They're so annoying. They at least put the plugs on the side. I can't see anything like try and feel where the hole is. It's so annoying. Oh my fucking God. Huh? I'm gonna fucking rage. Oh, everything's in the way. Oh, got it. Why do they have to make it so difficult? Fucking idiots. Okay. It doesn't work. Oh my god. Oh, okay. I'll try. Plug it into the switch. Oh it doesn't work. Oh my. I can't believe it. What am I supposed to do then? I've only, I've only had it for nine months. I actually can't believe it. That's insane. This monitor costs me a fucking fortune. Oh. Why? I love my monitor. I gotta put the switch back in the box. Oh my God. Um, I don't wanna have to deal with this. If it doesn't work with the switch, then I don't think restarting the laptop will make any difference. What a stupid monitor. Fucking beep beep beep. What? Faint green lines and black screen and no power at all. Hardware failure. Oles panels can be especially sensitive to voltage irregularities. If the monitor's LED isn't lighting up at all, it's likely a power board or main board failure. Yeah, it's not even lighting up hard. Reset. Unplug the com monitor completely. Hold the power button for 30 seconds. Leave it unplugged for five minutes. Unplug it from what? From everything. And also if it's not plugged in anywhere, what would holding the power button do for 30 seconds? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30. I do extra five seconds for good measure. 4, 5, 6, 8. Okay. And then leave it unplugged for five minutes. Start timer. Five minutes. Start timer. Five minutes. Five minutes. Counting down. Okay. I can't believe my monitor broke. Are you joking? Like actually joking. There's no way. I don't believe it. I didn't even do anything wrong. All I was doing was using it. Check the power brick with a multimeter. Open the back panel. Uh, no thanks. Burnt components or bulging capacitors? Uh, it beeps when I press power button but still black means the monitor main board is still receiving power and responding to input. Okay. Shine a flashlight at an angle on the screen while pressing buttons. I'm not opening up the monitor If there's burnt components, surely I could smell smoke. How long, how do I check if I'm under warranty or not? Power brick supply. Yeah. Did you see it on camera? It it had like green lines going across it. Test where the power supply has an output voltage test. Power supply. How do I test that? Yeah, there's a power brick. Bad cables. What if I fiddle with the cable? Maybe I stood on the cable. Maybe I could order a new power brick online and see if that fixes the problem. And if it doesn't, I send the power brick back. It could be the power brick or I don't know. The three pin plug do always got something going wrong. It's been one minute to go. I need toilet. Oh how long? Okay. It's been five minutes mark. It's tanking. Nice. Uh, I made 30 pounds since it started tanking. It's pretty good. I'm still down a hundred though. Yeah, if I send it back, how am I gonna send it back? I don't have the box. Plug it back in. I've gotta find the hole. Okay. I found it. Insertion it. Oh it had red lines on it. It did something. It's on like I can see it doing the multi-screen. It is on. It is just maybe the whole screen just died. I don't know. I uh, turn it off again. No, unplug it here. It had red lines across it. Did you see? I I reset it and it came on for one second with red horizontal lines then went black again. Panel is trying to initialize but it's assisting critical failure during startup. The teon board timing controller or panel driver circuitry could be the problem over current protection triggering. Oh look, look at that. What's that? Look? What the fuck? Look now there wasn't a power cut my monitor. Does the menu work? No. I mean it's not even on now it's off. It doesn't even beep now well hold it down. How is it doing this if I've turned it off? There's white and red horizontal lines flashing even though it's not on critical hardware fault panel driver circuitry, residual voltage or short circuit unplug immediately. Disconnect. Monitor from power after five or 10 minutes. Unplugged plug it back in. Try powering on while holding joystick. What a shit monitor. I never had a monitor fail after only nine months of using it. I, oh god. I can't A fucking piece of shit. It doesn't turn on at all now. It doesn't even beep. Oh it did? Whoa. Did you see that the ultra gear flickered? I dunno. I don't know. Hmm. Uh, how do I get a return start a repair request or warranty Claim two to three years warranty. If you recorded the flashing lines or beeping behavior. Attach that to, okay, lemme take a video. I guess it is not doing it now. Hmm? I can't believe this. Oh. Oh wow. Thanks for the sub. Who stopped again? Oh wow. Like sad <laugh>. Okay. I've got the video of the monitor glitching. I can't believe my monitor broke. That's insane. Damn market is tanking. Well I dunno. It just, I was using it and then it just had lines going across it and now it doesn't turn on. Now I've gotta figure out how to do a warranty replacement to be honest. I'd rather just get the money back and not get a new monitor or get a cheaper one. I think I definitely overspent on the monitor. It's LG Ultra Gear. Do not buy piece of rub. Turns out my do not buy video actually was good. Good advice. HDMI? No I already tried a different HDMI cable. I'm using a brand new HDMI cable from the switch two. I don't wanna try a laptop restart 'cause then I've gotta end the stream. I turn it off for a few minutes. Yeah, I've got the switch two cable, which is new that I'm trying now. I hate it when tech goes wrong. The only other idea is if I get a new power brick and maybe that's the problem. Maybe if I switch HDMI ports, I can't see it. Try this one. Oh, how much did I make yesterday? I think I made two 40. Oh I'm tired. My back hurts. I think if it breaks and I can't get it replaced, I'm not gonna buy a new monitor. I, it's not really that important. Just really annoying. Okay. Final attempt. Okay. No it does the same thing. It shows the logo for a second. It is not working. I tried the US I mean I tried the HDMI port on the USB hub and I tried the US I mean the HDMI on the laptop and I tried it on the Switch two doc. Well I got the switch two there. I tried it on the dock and it doesn't work without either. Yeah I already tried Switch two does the same thing. Um, it shows the LG Ultra gear logo briefly then flickers off It is trying to boot but failing during initialization. Classic sign of teon board or panel drive failure especially in OLEDs. Teon board is partially working. It's able to trigger the logo display but fails to sustain the signal. Red and white lines and flickering. Suggest the panel is receiving corrupted or unstable data over current or protection shutdown. It can use a FAT 32 USB stick. Dunno if there is a USB port probably easier if I just try and get it replaced. It says Amazon almost always require you to send the faulty monitor back. But I don't have the box but it's really big. I need a big box. How am I gonna take it to the post office without a box and then they gotta box it up. Oh my god. I don't what to do babe. I dig a hole and I chuck it in there. Oh my god. Oh my god. I could get a cheaper 75 inch Samsung TV than this stupid monitor than I could watch myself naked on the big screen. At least I, I'd rather get a TV actually if I was gonna replace it. 'cause I can get a cheaper 85 inch tv. Huh? Oh, I don't know. I can't fix it. If I can get my money back, that'd be amazing. I'd rather get my money back. I shouldn't have bought this Really Look flickers red lines. If this laptop breaks too, I'm fuck because I bought it in Thailand. So how can I get reward warranty? Uh, I guess I'll do it tomorrow. Damnit. I like looking at myself on the big screen now. I've got this tiny screen to look at myself. Now I want my monitor. No, not the monitor. I got the laptop from Thailand. I literally just said it. I had the monitor since September I think. I actually can't believe that. That's crazy. Um, this screen's so small. Fucking hell. How am I gonna see if I've got any white hairs on this tiny, I keep looking up. Expecting to have a bigger screen now it's gone. Now I can't cut my hair very well. It's hard to see my hair. I can't make this view finder thing any bigger. Can I? Cutting my hair is my favorite thing to do on the monitor. Oh my god. What are we gonna do now? Uh, I think I take it off the table and then I've gotta start looking into how to get it replaced. I look, no, I don't need a monitor. Yeah, but I want a monitor. This laptop screen's tiny. I was watching my stream feedback when I got jump scared by the sheep. I think. Okay, first of all, I'm gonna take you down I guess. Oh fuck. Oh, I can't lift it. This fucking thing digs into my heart. My baby. I brought this all away from my mom's house. Oh. Carefully transported it all the way from my mom's house only for it to break. I want to elevate my laptop like that so I don't have to keep looking down. And I need a laptop stand. Maybe I buy one. Hmm. It kind of works. Now we'll go back to peasant laptop screen from 39 inch ultra wide. At least I've got more space on my desk now. That's kind of nice. Maybe I can get my money back. I am not keeping the switch. I was just reopening it so I could test out the HD in my cable. I it's under warranty. Yeah, but I've never done this warranty thing before. How does it work if it's under warranty? Can I get a full refund? Where does the AI keep using my name? It's annoying. That depends on the few faxes. Daniel. That's very useful. Daniel. Yeah, I know my name. So calling me. Daniel says you only get a full refund if the product is unrepairable or it was dead on arrival. Should I make it repairable then? Pour some water in it. Maybe I'll do it tomorrow when I'm not so tired. Yeah, maybe I'll do it now. Get it. Get the ball rolling. So what I do, click on the order. I've never done this before. Uh, what do I do? Get product support. Ooh. Request repair. Repair your item. What's wrong? Flickers with red and white. Lines won't turn on screen is black when plugged in. Request repair, how does it work? The repair vendor will ship back to green sleeves. No. Where's my new address? There's I'll send and pay. I gotta pay for postage. Printer required all my, I don't have a fucking printer. Oh my fucking, I'd rather to buy a printer. Print the label anytime from your orders. I I don't have a printer. Can someone print it and send it to me? Your label is ready to print. Oh my god. Service care, Amazon repairs Manchester Road. Can't I just go to the post office and buy a postage instead of using the label. But I've also gotta put this barcode with the number in it. I can buy the box and label at the post office. I used to write the barcode number in pen. You email the label to the post office while you're there. Now I've gotta talk to people. Oh, why has it made my life so hard over the fucking time. Now my, my setup looks, shit. Look, look at my setup. It used to look cool with the big monitor. Now look at it. Now I look stupid with my little laptop whereas my big monitor now. Mm. That's kind of funny. Oh my fucking stupid fucking cut this in place inside the return package so the post office could print the the postage stamp. But how am I gonna print this authorization label? I requested repair but I need to print label and authorization label. But I don't have a printer print at local parcel shop. What about the barcode authorization code? No. Not that. I used to do that before with the authorization label. I would just write the letters and numbers and then put it on a piece of paper inside of the box. Okay, so I'll do that. How am I gonna find label? But I don't have a, imagine me walking into the post office carrying a massive monitor. Well I've gotta buy a box TV box kit with foam corners and bubble wrap. What if I make a box out of all the cardboard I've got? Oh, that's a good idea. It's freaking fucking annoying. Okay, first I've gotta put the switch to back in the box. Fuck. Okay, switch to back in the box next. It is so stupid. The screen is so tiny. Only need the new 15 inch MacBook Pro. Now. Dammit. I don't think I've got enough cardboard to make a box for the monitor. It's too big. I shouldn't have chucked out all the cardboard. What am I gonna do? I don't have a printer. I don't have the box. What if I just walk into the post office with it and ask if they can box it box kit. So I gotta buy a big box for 25 pounds. You joking me? I can't be bothered. You actually joking me. I've gotta buy a box. Oh my god. I just, I wrap it in tissue paper and then I just wrap a lot of cardboard around it. Oh yeah. Buy the same monitor. Use the box with a broken one. Yeah, but then I'll have two monitors and then I refund the new one. Hmm. Should have gotten Samsung. LG sucks. Do you think it is the power brick? I could try and get a replacement power brick. It could be the power brick. I think I try and get a new power brick first. Usually the powers play. Is that the power brick? Yeah. I tried another cable. I'm gonna try and get a new power brick. Oh my god. See seriously. Maybe I used it too much in the power brick fried. So I gotta look for a ultra gear. Three nine Gs. Nine five QE power supply. But they don't have any the well how am I supposed to get it then? Or about LG monitor Ultra gear power supply. Let me see. Oh my back. It looks like this one. It looks just like this one. The hole looks different. Hmm. Fit four lg. No, this is for 34 inch monitors and the 39 inch laptops are damn loud. How do I know which one this is lg. 19.5 volts a hundred to 240 volts. Which one after reset? It started working. Oh it's nice and quiet now. 19 volt. And why No more tired than trip with aj? Uh, I dunno which one's gonna work. 19 volt adapter. Ask ai. How about this one? That one's a no-go. Designed for lower power LG monitors. Okay, that's a laptop charger. This uh, it's like they don't have it. LG monitor power cable. Oh they don't have one. They've only got it for lower powered monitors. Power brick supply. These all laptop chargers. I can barely see myself on this screen. What's the point? Streaming if I can't even see myself. Look tiny. I can't make the view thing bigger. I wanna see how I look on stream. If I get rid of chat and get rid of this. Oh my god. Why can't I make this bigger? I can make it smaller. I don't want the mini feed. This is as big as I can make it. It's more smaller than my phone screen. For fuck's sake. Oh my god, this is so annoying. Oh my fucking God. How am I supposed to see myself now? I am paying 51 pounds a month for two things. I don't use or have the live use solo and now the stupid monitor. Yeah, I've got the LiveView solar in 2022. So I'm paying it until 2026. And then the monitor I'm paying until 2028 because I got it in 2024. So I can't get a replacement power brick. I guess they don't sell them. They request a replacement power. Direct power adapter directly provide your serial number and proof of purchase. Why they make it so hard to get? No, I can't use my laptop. Power break. It's A-U-S-B-C port. Not a monitor port. Try to plug it in again. Could do. It doesn't work. No it doesn't work. Oh my god. My monitor <laugh>. Oh I can't believe it. I maybe it was too hot in the house or something crazy. I dunno. And then it's fucked isn't it? I can't get LG seemed to make it very hard to get another power brick. It's not on Amazon. And I gotta buy a box for a monitor. Double wall cardboard TV box with bubble wrap. 24 to 52 inch, 25 pounds up to 52 inch. I've gotta buy a fucking box. I'm wondering if I just make my own box. Oh I just, I dismantle the chair I made, I make my own box. We can do that tomorrow. That'd be fun. I forgot I've got all the boxes in that. Um, Amazon chair. Fucking genius. I'm not doing it now. I'm tired. We've only got two hours left. We need some things to do tomorrow 'cause I'm not going out tomorrow so this is perfect. Actually we just do that tomorrow. Okay, so tomorrow we're gonna make the box and then we're gonna wrap the monitor in foam. The box is, I mean the chair. Tomorrow's getting butchered. The cat won't be able to sleep on it anymore. Imagine I walk into the post office with this Frankenstein butchered piece of box with a monitor in it and I'm like, can I send this <laugh>? Okay so that solves the box problem. Um, well the printer problem life is just full of problems isn't it? I guess we'll do that tomorrow. I think I'm gonna give up trying to turn it on. I think it's just, it's finished isn't it? For the authorization label? I can just write it on a piece of paper, can't I? That's what I used to do back in the day when I used to buy lots of cameras and send them back all the time. Okay. Uh, I had good times with this monitor. I remember hauling it around in my car, setting it up in every hotel. Me and Sunny State at putting it in front of the sofa and we'd cuddle and watch a movie. Now it's dead so everything's dying. First I lose sunny and then I lose my job. Now I lost the monitor. So everything I did with her is like slowly dying and disappearing. Oh look at this. Yeah, the monitor's dead. It just started flickering and now it won't turn on at all. I did everything. Unplugged everything. Plugged it back in, held down the power button. Tried different cable. Tried switch Two is dead. But look, look how cool this would've been if I set it up in the corner like there and I sat on the beanbag like this to play some Mario Kart. Look, imagine. Imagine I sat like this place in America that be so nice of a bean bang. Put it in the corner. That would've been pretty cool. Let's sit like this. Play America. Ah yeah. Could I put the switch dock there and then plug this in somewhere? Dammit. I wish I experienced doing that before it broke. 'cause that would've been really cool. How much you made yesterday and total made from kick? Hmm. I dunno. Total money made on kick. Maybe Now look at my little computer set up. It is like peasant here. No monitor. If I'm going to get a new one, I would definitely not get the same one. Get a Samsung probably. Samsung's never go wrong. Yep, the monitor's dead. So what I've gotta do is I need to make a box and then I've gotta take it to the post office and then hope that they can print off a label and send it to Amazon and they will ship it off for repair. It could take weeks until I get it back. That's even if I do get it back at all. So it's not secondhand. It was brand new. I need new tripod. I need new shoes. I need a new phone. I need what else Now I need new monitor. What else? Need new fridge? Need new girlfriend as well. If anyone's willing to accept Mandi. So I'm gonna put to my cardboard chair tomorrow. Salvage the cardboard. Makeshift a massive cardboard box to put the monitor in and then I went into my back hills 'cause I'm not carrying that with my bad back. Then I've gotta drive to a post office where there's parking nearby and carry this massive box. No, the original box is at my mom's house and I think it got chucked away. Yeah, I've got packaging, I've got the carpet underlay. It's foam. I mean who cares if it breaks in transit? It's already broken anyway. Who the fuck cares? No, the UPS guy didn't come. It's so hard to read the chat now 'cause it's so tiny. You know How am I gonna string this? Because I need both my hands. The camera will be on my shoulder strap but it's gonna be blocks 'cause I'll be carrying the box. So all you'll see is like this, like black, like that. Mm. I guess I'll make some food. What a crap day. Can't believe it. I really like that monitor. It's really nice having a wraparound ultra wide. I don't know if I'd get a new one. I'd rather get a tv. Maybe big one. I can get a big TV cheaper than what that monitor costs. I no, I make some food fucking monitor. It's cabbage. It's all weird like it's frozen. Why is it? It's always a bin. I've got too much cabbage. I don't buy there so much cabbage. Where does cabbage come from? This gonna be a thing. 85 inch plasma. Samsung LCD TV coming tomorrow. Gonna see my naked butt on the big screen. 4K. I'm gonna love it. I'm gonna knot to my naked body. <laugh> Girls think I'm a creep when I film sex with 'em. But really I'm doing it so I can see myself. I'm like nothing to myself. Not to the girl. The girl thinks all about them. Oh no. Trust me. When I look at my self serial videos, I'm not looking at the girl, I'm looking at myself. Oh God, I wish I could get fucked by me too. These girls, they're lucky and they don't appreciate it. To be fucked by the Lord is the greatest honor. Something I can never experience. What parts of you do I like the best? I like my dirty brown bum hole and my ball sack the greatest honor. Fuck by the Lord. What happened to the monitor? It won't turn on. I shred everything but it's still fried. Horizontal lines. It's dead. Give up. I was fucked. Oh onion bay <laugh> onion everywhere now <laugh> onion all over the kitchen. I fell on my foot. Why did you do that? Oh my god. Why is Chubbs obsessed with aj? She is my friend and not yours. Back off. What else? Your your face is saying wrath. That Waller moed and it was not pretty. While IMO still crying. He hasn't showed his face since. That's what you get. Trying to steal my girl. Everybody wants to steal my good and repeat <inaudible>. Oh it looks weird without the monitor. There like a naked corner. So sad. Sad and empty that corner. Hmm? Chicken's still good. Um, oh I, oh my monitor is her. She dead. I know. Look I know I, yeah Um, um, lot of blood on this one. Uh, whoa, why so much blood? Whoa. I don't like this one. Look weird. Nah, I don't want that. Um uh This chicken weird. Uh, I like it. I'd rather eat cabbage. I don't know why. It's kind of weird. Oh, I'm gonna be sick. Don't talk about drinking blood. Ugh. This makes me think of eating out girls on a period. Oh I feel sick now. It's all your fault. Uh oh. Um, uh, sing. Ugh, I'm done. Uh hmm. Oh hey aj. Bad news. My monitor broke now I've got no monitor. It is over here. Oh, I can't believe the <inaudible>. Still can't believe it. It was only nine months old now I can't see myself on the big screen. Yeah, I requested a repair but I have to box it up and then print a label. But I don't have a printer so I'll take you to the post office and hope they can print me the label. The problem is there's no car park outside of the post office in Tavistock. So I've gotta park somewhere and then I've gotta carry this stupid massive box. I dunno how I'm gonna do it. Maybe there's another post office somewhere that actually has a car park. I don't. Well how the post office doesn't have a car park. Looks like video processing chip failed. But why aren't these things built to last years? Why would it just fail? Okay. Okay. <silence> I see where's my tripod? You wouldn't hurt to know where my tripod is or I seem to have misplaced it. I come from my tripod anywhere. I come from my tripod. I dunno how I seem to lose the tripod of every, my face is so sticky and not in a good way. Oh my back back's killing me. Room looks so empty without a monitor. It looks weird. No, I didn't get blisters from the new shoes. They were fine with the thick socks on. So tomorrow I've got to make a cardboard box out of smaller boxes and then I've got to put my shoes in the washing machine and then I've got hope the UPS man comes to take my switch to. Tomorrow's gonna be busy. And then I've also gotta find out how to sort out my monitor if I can get a refund or something. And also look for a post office where they've got a car park. Where the secret shoes from? Well that's the secret. Why no satellite? Because the fish and chip shop opens at five and I wasn't gonna wait until five but I have a plan for Thursday to do grocery shopping at the co-op, which is next to a fish and chip shop that will be open at 12. So I thought I'd do my grocery shopping at 11. Get the SLO at 12. Come home at one. I don't know. Bit early isn't it? But I can't do grocery shopping and not grocery straight home because it will be bad. Yeah, I'll probably get subway on Thursday for lunch but tomorrow I'm staying in. But Asia, you won't even be awake when I get it. Maybe I'll save one for dinner. I'll get two. One for me, one for you. It is not just a hot dog. It tastes way better than a hot dog. Maybe I've got three SLOs. Salo famine Asia Market in 14 minutes. Hey there Daniel. What's on your mind tonight? What is a savalo sausage? Ah, a savalo is a type of seasoned sausage, usually bright red and often found in British fish and chip shops. It's typically made from pork and has a distinctive spicy flavor ever tried One. How do they make the spicy flavor? The spicy flavor usually comes from a mix of pepper, nutmeg, mace, and sometimes ginger. These spices give the savalo its distinct kick. Sounds intriguing doesn't it? Mace? Yep. Mace is a spice made from the outer covering of nutmeg seeds. It has a warm aromatic flavor similar to nutmeg but more subtle. It adds a nice depth to the SLOs flavor profile. Pretty cool huh? And why is the skin red? The red color typically comes from food coloring added during the preparation. It's mainly for visual appeal, making the savalo stand out, especially in fish and chip shops. Quite the eye catcher wouldn't you say? And what's the skin made out of? The skin of a savalo is usually made from an natural or synthetic casing. Natural casings come from animal intestines while synthetic ones are often made from collagen or cellulose. Keeps everything nicely packed together. And what is in the meat inside? You've got a mix of minced pork rusts and those spices we talked about. Sometimes there's a bit of beef or other meats in there too. It's then emulsified to get that smooth texture. Pretty classic right? What's rusk? Rus is a type of dry bread or biscuit that's crumbled up and used as a filler or binder in sausages like SLOs. So it doesn't have pig anus in it? Nope. It doesn't contain pig anus. That's a myth that sometimes floats around about processed meats but it's not true for SLOs. Okay. No pig anus. You're a pig. Anus gonna be a busy day tomorrow. I think I've had enough Kit Kat today. I wonder if I should get a TV instead of a monitor. It would be pretty cool. Hmm. I should probably not get anything. Really? Wait until prime day Black. Black Friday. 85 inch tv. It's funny. It's cheaper than the monitor. 85 inch TV is only 850 pounds. I'll use the TV as a monitor. Yeah. Prime day's coming soon. 8th of July My monitor's broken. Didn't you see? I can't believe it's broken. Maybe it'll just magically fix itself. Ah can't I just get them to send me a new one and then I send the broken one back. Oh wow. Thanks. What happened to a monitor? What did you do to it Didn't do anything. I was just using it and then it suddenly flickered horizontal lines and then it went black and then stopped coming on and now it's just a black screen. Maybe I'll try tomorrow. See if it fixed itself overnight. Could happen. I'll try one last time tomorrow. Today's been quite stressful hasn't it? First my shoes are wet. First my bog stent shoes didn't dry and still stink and then my back, that's the whole day. My back's killing me and then my monitor broken. Must be all kinds of weird bacteria festering in those shoes. Can I do the customer support thing? Ask rufuss a question. Rufuss ai. Hello my friend. My monitor broke. I want refund. I just says um Warranty repair. Warranty repair. Hmm. The cat doesn't really come over anymore anyway. Hey, what's on your mind tonight Daniel? My computer monitor that I ordered on Amazon nine months ago. Broke today. Can I get a refund since it's been nine months? You might be outside Amazon's standard return window, which is typically within 30 days. However you might still be covered under the manufacturer's warranty, which is often a year. It's worth checking with Amazon or the manufacturer about warranty options worth a shot, right? Can't I get a refund since it's been nine months? Your likely outside Amazon's return window. Check the manufacturer's warranty though it's often a year so you might still have options for a repair or replacement worth giving it a go. It's not my fault I didn't do anything wrong and it just malfunctioned. Totally get that. Warranties are there for malfunctions that aren't your fault. Contact Amazon or the manufacturer explain the issue and they might provide a repair or replacement under warranty. Don't worry you've got a good case but can't they just send me a new one quickly? 'cause I need it. It's frustrating. I know but I'll be, honestly I'm not in a position to send out replacements. You'll need to go through Amazon or the manufacturer for a quick resolution. They'll sort you out. But won't it take ages to send it to them and then they gotta repair it and then send it back to me? Yeah, it can take a bit of time. Sometimes they offer advanced replacements where they send a new one first. Might be worth asking about that. Not ideal but at least you won't be monitor list for too long. Asking why he suddenly does a northern accent. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> How much of a new monitor? Ultra wide monitor lc power. Three hundred and forty seven thirty four inch. Wow. 49 inch. Quad ole 850. Probably just get a 34 inch. 1 39 inch was pretty big wasn't it? This one's pretty cheap. 260 used 34 inch curved monitor. I know why I paid so much for my, it's not ultra wide, it's just standard. 34 inch is pretty big here. The monitor didn't even last a year. How am I gonna survive on that tiny laptop screen? Oh I use the monitor all day when I'm streaming. What do you think I'm looking at? I'm monitoring how the stream looks and I'm checking my hair. It's hard to see on the tiny screen now I'm paying 51 a month for nothing. Just block them. What are they gonna do? I can't use the mirror. I want to see what the stream looks like from the camera angle. Okay. Projector. Hmm? Projector sounds kind of interesting. If I've only had it nine months and I've only been paying 25 a month for the monitor, I've only paid a total of 200 pounds. Oh Asia market? Mm, I'm not doing much. I dunno if I get a cheap monitor or weight to try and get this monitor fixed, maybe they'll just not bother trying to fix it and just refund me the money. I like the monitor 'cause I like to see what I look like on this room. That's the whole point of it. To monitor this room. I maybe I'll fix it myself just like my dad would've promise. Where'd you get the parts for it? The TE con board. I'm not trying to get a refund. I'm trying to get a repair with the warranty. I can't refund it. I bought it ages ago. A USB dongle thing broke as well. Everything's breaking <affirmative>. I'll try doing the chat thing tomorrow. I remember Sunny did the chat thing and she got a, I forgot she helped me return something or something like that by using the chat. I dunno if I send back the Nighthawk. It's quite expensive and it doesn't really seem to do much 'cause I was getting full five bars, 4G on my iPhone 'cause it was labra. So if the signal's good, the signal's gonna be good. If the signal sucks or doesn't exist, night Hawk doesn't help a lot. Could send the night Hawk back and get a monitor instead. Excuse me. My estimated inheritance probably like 300 K and I'm getting a Bella box soon. Someone's building a Bella box for me. Said I can test it out for free and if I like it I can pay him the money for it. If not I can send it back. I hope it's good. I just dunno if I can survive without a monitor. That laptop's very small. It's an 11 inch, no 13 inch screen. Hmm. Very annoying. It's hard to pack that monitor too 'cause it's not flat. It's curved so it's quite wide. Not like a flat screen. I got one hour 50 minutes here. One hour 30 minutes left. Yeah, I'm gonna be an uncle in two months. Weird isn't it? One minute you're the kid. Next minute the kid's out. Kidding you. It's kind of a strange feeling. It's like wow my childhood and adolescence really is over now. New generations coming in. I'm old. I used to be the exciting new fresh thing on the block. Everyone was fussing over me. Oh Daniel now just another washed up old person. It's weird when you're a kid isn't it? It's like the whole world revolves around you. Everyone cares about you so much. Your future, your safety and you've got such a strict daily routine that's decided for you by your parents and then you become an adult and you can do whatever you want And it's nice I guess, but also kind of sad that no one cares about you anymore. No one's there to worry about you or set a daily routine or structure. Just left your own devices. No teachers, no adults, nothing. It's just like complete emptiness. It was a weird feeling when my sister first told me she's having a baby. Really weird feeling. Kind of solidified the fact that we really are adults now. It's a scary thought. And why is he back in overdraft? Had to pay the electricity bill 158 pounds. Can't even see what's on the monitor from here. 158 for the month. I built up quite a big electricity bill in the cold months when I was working for Evry. Maxing out the heater. The monitor does go on automatic standby mode. Dunno what you're talking about. It automatically goes into sleep mode if it's not used. Oh my god it did go into sta. It's got fucking automatic standby mode. It goes into standby all the time. How long until you turn it back on? What the fuck do you think? Do you mean how long? As long as it takes for you to come back and turn it back on. What a stupid question. Oh my god. I don't know how long. I don't sit there timing it, waiting to see how long it goes in standby. It takes as long as it needs. That's what they set it up to do. Why Just assume that I don't put into standby mode when it's already got automatic standby mode. Yeah, I hate it. People were assuming the worst about me when they'd know fuck all about what they're talking about. I never used standby mode on my old monitors 'cause they didn't have it built in. They'd have like an automatic standby mode built in. I never had any problems with them. I'm not doing pushups today. Back aches. I need to rest. Oh yeah. How many steps did I do today? I bet. Oh 8,000. Hmm. Not bad. Not as much as the reservoir. I wonder if it's ole. I think it's because it's ole. Maybe I shouldn't get OLED again. I sort of like how it needs to do that. Screen cleaning thing. <affirmative>? Mm-hmm <affirmative> 34 inch ultra wide. Curved only 220 pounds. Might as well wait for the Black Friday. Would not buy an LG monitor ever again. I um hmm. I am asleep 10 hours tonight. 10 hour sleep. Hard life being a streamer. I dunno. I could just put the tripod. You get any tripod as well. It's actual legs. Mm Yeah. Sun burns a bit better now. New camera angle. Unlock my biceps at massive like this. Look at it. Look at it. Size my forearms. Put so to shame. Arm wrestling Champion who arm wrestle me. Bitch destroy you. I'm getting ripped. Ripped and browned. See, don't need the monitor to look at myself. Got it All here. Just maybe I need an iPad instead. Yeah, iPad. And I could see myself right to see how I look. Also, it is very useful to cut my hair with the big monitor. It's not narcissism. I am an auto sexual. Auto sexual. One hour to go guys. Nearly there. S storying. Can't believe this snoring so loud we can hear it vibrate through the walls of the house. It's crazy. It feels kind of weird. You'd think if you live in a house you wouldn't hear the neighbors. I think they definitely heard me and Sonny banging. 'cause if we can hear snoring we can definitely hear Sonny screaming. Yeah, I've got money coming in, but I feel like there's other things I need to pay with it. Like debts, credit cards, bills, monitor's. Not really that high priority. It's more of a luxury. Thinking of returning the night hawk. That thing doesn't seem to be very useful. I The streams, the carpets are still lagging and when the signal's weak it still lags anyway. I return the switch and the night walk and then get the 85 inch TV and wireless mics. I could set the camera up over there or watch myself on the big stream and then whispered gently into the mic. I got DJI wireless mics with 85 inch plasma tv. Yeah, I like the switch but I just didn't really play it much anymore. Now that I stream all day, I don't have time to play switch. 85 inch would be great. It'd fill up this whole space in front of me. I still got tea. I can't believe I can hear snoring. What the fuck? The bedroom must be there. Why is it like coming down to the first wall? I, we've got 1, 1 1 hours to go. I want to get my last $16. It's the final grind. Final hour for the final 16 bucks. Little ways would never try and steal my girl. Would you unlike someone Kind of weird. Am I set up? Look at it now. I mean it's nice for it being not so cluttered anymore. I um, less electricity being used. Uh uh. Look, I'm using less electricity so my electric bill's gonna be cheaper. The monitor monitor broke. So over here now in the naughty corner. It just doesn't work at all. Well I can barely see myself. I can make it a bit bigger like this. I can make it this big. That's as big as I can make it. My phone screen's bigger than that but my phone screen's bigger than that. Rubbish. Why is it so small? Like what's, what's all this space here wasted. I can't move it down. I can get rid of chat like that but it's still the same size. I can't see myself very well. <laugh>. That's it. I've got a lot of space on the desk now I can just put the phone here. Where's the other tripod? This tripod has one broken leg so it doesn't stand up anymore. I had another one. It was bigger. Hmm? It's in the car. Oh yeah, it's in the car. Fucking hell. It's the one I use for the back seat. I need get a new tripod then. What's this one? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Oh. Why does the leg of the tripod break off? Look at this stupid thing. How does it just break off? Rubbish. Now I can't stand up my camera. I wanna do this testing. How about this camera angle? It's so hard to see myself. I can't even see my hair. Oh, I need, I need a new tripod. Smartphone tripod. Time for some shopping shop. Shop shopping. Selfie stick. 18 pounds. Oh no. 14 pounds. Yeah. Pretty good. Get it on the third. But what? Uh, my ball hurts when I get back. Ache. That's yours. Do you get a ball ache with the back ache? Get a 20% voucher. Okay, I get this one then should I get a wind muff as well? Wind sock. Oh it's moving. Oh, why did it just move like that? Oh my god. I knew that was gonna happen. Stupid tripod. Oh, I can't stand up the fucking tripod. Okay, back to this one. Weird without my monitor. It's like a big, big gaping void. Um, okay, I wanna get a selfie stick. What else should I get? New iPhone monitor. Get 18 inch MacBook Pro. No, I don't want star link. Yep. I'm still live 15 hours a day. Hmm Mmm. What else should I get? Can I also put my light here Now I'm put the light here. Huh? That's pretty good. I put the light. Put the light here. Now my studio lighting. Hmm? Maybe this side. No, it can't reach. No I don't like it. I'll put it over there. It looks like one of those Minecraft lights. Hmm. What's happening tomorrow? I need to make a box for the monitor and I need to clean my shoes. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. My back hurts. Screen's so tiny I can't sit back and really see what I'm doing. Okay. 50 minutes. Yeah, I've seen some monitors but it seemed good. Just for 200 pounds. Look, 34 inch ultra wide. Two hundred and twenty, thirty four inches is pretty big. I even say 39 inch was too big for this desk. I would even fathom to say, hmm. I guess I can see myself quite well. I don't know why there's a delay. Uh, 'cause of the IRL server I guess. Well no I'm not using the IRL server. Dunno, it's like a, a second or two delay. I wanna see myself moving in real time. I don't need speakers. I've got my laptop speakers, 14 hour streams every day. I can't believe it. Do I have new content on OnlyFans? Yeah. Plenty of new content. Many, many plenty new contents. What I do is I'll make like a long video about eight minutes and then that's $25, like a special video. But I'll do little clips of it for the, for the normal membership so you can still see bits of it. But if you want the full video then you got paid a bit extra. I think that's fair. I put like a 20, 32nd clip of the video. And then if you want more like the longer version, eight minutes of passion with Bobby ramming me. I was a bum I think for a straight guy. I do the gay stuff pretty good. It's almost like I enjoy it. Well I guess the only way I can see myself is if I go on kick and open the screen. Big screen that will have to do, I just end the stream now. Is it really worth stretching out for another 42 minutes for the extra and it might just be $12 with the viewership dropping. Maybe I'll just end it now. 14 hours is still pretty good. Yeah, probably end it now. Getting, getting lazy with this now I can't last until the time ends. I go to bed. Being very disappointed. Day with the monitor. Really love that monitor. I really hope they can fix it. See you all tomorrow. Bye-bye.
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