Pros and Cons of being married [VK--_p4VsxM]

Hey, so in my last video, which is still

monetized by the way, I know some of you

enjoy trying to flag my videos, and you

can all go and fuck yourselves. Anyway,

in my last video I talked about how I

wanted to sleep with other women and my

wife not being very happy about that. And

some of you might be thinking, why did I

get married in the first place? Do I

regret getting married? And to make it

seem like I don't actually regret getting

married, I'm going to make today's video a

positive one talking about positive things

about being married. And we're also going

to balance that out with some negative

things, so it's going to be kind of like a

pros and cons of being married video.

Don't you just hate it when YouTubers

describe what they're going to talk about

before they actually start talking about

it? Just start talking about it, for

fuck's sake! In real life, when you have a

conversation, you don't go up to your

friend Jim Bob and say, hey Jim Bob, I'm

about to tell you what I did on the

weekend, and it's going to be about this.

No, you just start talking about it.

Well, I need to get the video to 10

minutes somehow, don't I? I don't have 10

minutes of pure actual content.

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Number 1 good thing about being married is

you'll never have to feel lonely ever

again because you're always together.

She's always gonna be there every single

day in the same building, in the same

room, some days all day long, just sitting

there watching you, looking over your

shoulder, and it's great. You get to do so

many things together. You get to eat

dinner together, you can watch TV

together, We get to enjoy all of the great

highbrow entertaining programs that she

enjoys watching every single evening.

Another great thing about being married is

you get to do it anytime you want to, as

long as she's not on her period. I'm a

very lazy guy, and the task of getting a

girl to let you bamboozle her can be very

tiring. You have to talk to her, you have

to chat her up, you have to impress her,

you have to make her laugh, you have to

pretend to be interested in her as a

person. I just don't care. I don't care

what you do for a living or what you did

last weekend. I'm just sitting there

pretending to listen to what you're saying

when actually I'm thinking, when can we go

to a hotel and— The great thing about

having a wife is you get to skip all of

that faffing around and you get to go

straight to the good stuff. It's just so

convenient and it makes life so much more

easier. When I was single and I was dating

around, I hated going to restaurants and

chatting and making small talk. And

pretending to show an interest in the

other person. I hated all of that so much.

I just wanted to go straight to the hotel.

Every time I asked the girl if she wanted

to go straight to a hotel after meeting,

before actually meeting her, she would say

no. She would say, sorry, I don't think we

should meet up anymore, and she would

cancel our date. Apart from this one girl

who did agree to going to a hotel straight

after meeting, but she was American. If I

was single again, I don't think I'd have

the patience to do all of that again. You

know, do the whole restaurant and chatting

and making small talk and all of that,

trying to woo her thing. It's just such a

pain in the ass. Why can't you just simply

ask a woman honestly if she wants to go to

a hotel and shag? Why does that turn off

women all the time? Why does that creep

them out? Why— why can't they just— If

a woman asks a man the same question, he

would be so happy. But no, we have to go

to Starbucks and sit there for 2 bloody

hours sipping on cappuccinos, talking

about the most pointless mundane rubbish.

Just so that you can feel comfortable

enough before we can finally get down to

business. But hey, that's just women.

That's just what women are like. Another

great thing about being married is you get

to share your life with a special person.

You can do fun things together and create

new memories, just like this when I went

to Malaysia with my family and my wife.

And you can shake it, and it looks like

we're drowning in a blizzard of

polystyrene and glitter.

Glitter. Let's talk about some negative

things about being married. Number 1,

you're not allowed to sleep with other

women. So if you really wanted to sleep

with other girls, then you're gonna have

to cheat, which is a bad thing. Or you

shouldn't have gotten married in the first

place, or you should have asked her if she

was open to an open relationship. The next

negative thing is you're going to fight.

Not physically, hopefully. You're going to

fight using words. You're going to have an

argument. And it's going to happen.

There's nothing you can do about it. It's

inevitable. Even if you're the best of

friends, even if you're best pals and you

get on really well, there's gonna be a day

where you just have an argument about

something silly and tiny, and it just

blows up, and you have this huge fight,

and then you end up spending the rest of

the evening all by yourself in the park

wondering what went wrong. But this isn't

necessarily a bad thing. Relationships are

kind of like a muscle. When you go to the

gym, when you work out, when you do

exercise, you might tear your muscle, do

some damage to the muscle, and then you

just rest for a few days, and then the

muscle repairs itself and grows back

stronger. It's kind of how relationships

work. You have a big fight, a big

argument, and then you let it cool down

for a few days, and then it repairs

itself. You make up with your partner,

and the relationship becomes stronger than

it ever was before. Another negative thing

about being married might be that you'd

have to meet her family eventually, and

you have to meet her parents, and you

might have to do family activities with

her family. Luckily for me, I still

haven't met her family because they still

deny my existence. They don't even show

any interest in meeting me, which sounds

like a pretty shitty deal for me. It

sounds like, oh, poor Daniel, his, his

family-in-law don't even know him or want

to see him. But I don't actually mind

because I actually don't really care. I

don't mind not having to meet them. It

works out better this way because I would

feel kind of nervous and uncomfortable if

I had to meet them. It would be really

awkward, and I really don't mind not

having to go over to their place to visit

them and sit around doing nothing. I'm a

busy person. It's not like I'm just

sitting around playing Fortnite all day

long. What do you think I am, some kind of

game addict? Hello and welcome back to

Cooking with Daniel. Today we're going to

be making Korean pork, also known as

Samgyeopsal. And we're going to start off

by opening the packaging and taking out

this pork and then slicing it into little

slices. You want to slice it like this,

not too thinly, not too thickly. We don't

want to slice it like ham. We're not

making ham here today. So just start

slicing it and put it into a pile on the

edge of the chopping board. I think I

first had this meal when I was in Japan

for the first time ever back in 2010.

When I had an ex-Korean girlfriend, she

used to make me a lot of Korean food, and

I would eat dinner with her and her Korean

friends almost every day, and I was

introduced to a lot of Korean cuisine.

There was also this Korean guy who

I didn't really like. I felt really

jealous of him because he kept chatting to

my ex-Korean girlfriend, and he was very

talkative, and they were laughing and

joking, and I didn't know what they were

talking about. So I wanted to start

studying Korean. I started studying Korean

every single day. I would just sit in the

guest house with my Korean textbooks

trying to learn Korean just so that I

could understand what they were laughing

and talking about.

Okay, now we have our meat sliced up and

ready to go. Turn on the fire to the stove

and start frying. It's really helpful if

you have a stove like this because it has

holes in it which lets the fat drip down

and run into the holes. If you try frying

this meat in a normal frying pan, there's

so much fat and oil that it starts to

build up and it starts to boil the meat in

the fat and oil, and it doesn't taste as

nice. So it's, it's very handy to have

that grill. We have lettuce, kimchi,

radishes, cucumbers, and this pickled leaf

in a metal tin. And we also have

some black pepper to season the pork.