iPhone 15 stream - wow amazing quality [Jqvpd4hIQdY]

Testing, testing, testing.

Hello,

hello. Oh wait, it's echoing. Wait,

wait, wait.

Testing. Is it fixed now?

Testing, testing.

Yeah, I had 2 audios.

Wow, this is so wide.

Look how wide it is.

Now you can see me work, work my magic.

Testing. Testing. Yeah, it's fine now.

Okay, I think everything is set up.

No sound? Stop trolling, there is sound.

Stop trolling. I can tell if there's

Maybe I'll post on Twitter. Do you think

anyone still watches my Twitter or

X? I hate it when people keep calling it

X.

Streaming now.

Do you like my new camera?

Just 35 watching. I only just started 2

minutes ago. We might get up to like 50

viewers, fingers crossed.

My Twitter handle is Rabbitlol666.

I've got, uh, 3,000 followers that

followed me from the good old days.

So do you like my new improved camera?

Definitely worth the money.

It looks pretty good though. I like

it. It's so wide. I don't know why it's so

wide. It's actually wide. Oh, it even

focuses. Oh my God,

it's got autofocus.

It's really wide though, cuz I've got the

sides of it clipped off because it's too

wide. Look, see, it actually goes this

wide and wider to the other side.

And I can do this, look, I could put the

flash on, so I got lighting. Look,

there's 4 levels of flash,

but it kind of blinds me.

I mean, I could put one flash on like

Uh, do you want flash on? It's kind of

annoying though, it's like the sun shining

in my eye. Did you get the Pro Max?

No, I just got the Pro. I wanted the Pro

Max but they didn't have it in stock

anywhere, even in the UK. It says

unavailable in 12 locations.

Delivery expected in 8 weeks.

So I don't know how anyone gets their

hands on the Pro Max. They must be like

massive tech YouTubers who, who get the

products sent to them directly. Imagine

just getting the Pro Max sent to you for

free. So jealous.

I did want the Pro Max, but you know, I

don't want to wait until freaking October

to to get it. It's also kind of big,

but the 5x optical zoom does look nice.

Yeah, I got 5,000 bitrate, 7— actually,

there's 1080p. Oh my God,

like, if I hear one more person say, oh,

your channel died because the quality is

bad, I'm gonna eat a sock because they're

talking rubbish. Now the quality doesn't

matter at all because— okay, here's my

theory. I came up with a good analogy over

the weekend. Thanks,

Eric. I came up with a good analogy over

the weekend for the whole, oh, your

channel's dead because your quality sucks.

Okay, hear me out. Who could make

a better video? Crit— stupid.

What is this spam that

happens when I start a stream?

Oh, it's like posting all the people who

subbed to me recently. Let me just turn

that off. What was I saying? Yeah, who

would make a better video, Chris Broad

with only his iPhone or me with all of

Chris Broad's fancy gear and

cameras and mics and

his editing software and his camera crew,

who would make a better video? Me or

Chris? If Chris only had a phone

and I had all of Chris's gear? Yeah,

exactly. Point proven.

And if that wasn't good enough, I got

another analogy. Who would make a better

meal? Gordon Ramsay with a crappy $5

Walmart knife and like crappy $5 frying

pan, or me with a $2,000

fancy elite pro chef knife with a pro

kitchen? You see my point?

See what I'm getting at? Anyone who

thinks, oh, your channel's dead because

your gear's not good, talking rubbish.

My channel's dead because I suck at making

videos. That is the easy explanation.

If you're good at making videos, you

wouldn't need good gear. You would just be

good at making videos, wouldn't you?

Why did I buy the iPhone? To prove a point

that even if I improve my quality, it's

not going to make the channel grow. Or get

the views back. It's to shut those people

up. Because now I can say, ew, I bought

the iPhone Pro, my views are still down.

What are they gonna say now?

Yeah, exactly. I'm the smartest, smarter

than everyone. I win, you lose.

Because you're different than you were?

Well, yeah, I changed a lot over 5 years.

Or have I? I mean, I'm still just sitting

here playing video games, got my fish tank

in Asia. Some things have changed,

but some things haven't really changed.

Like, what really has changed though?

My passion, I guess.

Kind of not really passionate. I like

streaming because it's completely genuine.

And there's no— the thing is with video

making is it's very fake. You sit there,

you got a script, you're like, hey guys,

welcome back to new— it's so fake. I like

streaming because I'm just me. This is,

this is purely me. There's no editing,

there's no scripting.

But making— when you turn on the camera to

make a video, it's like your brain goes

into performance mode because you know

it's like Like an edited video.

So yeah, I think I got some pretty good

analogies, like give Chris a phone and

give me Chris's gear, and then we'll see

who gets more views. Because it's not

about gear. If you don't have

what it takes, we without the gear, then

the gear is not going to save you.

Anyone want to disagree? Because every

time I end the stream, I always get all

these people disagreeing in the comments,

but you never disagree when I'm live.

Always disagreeing with me behind my back.

So, oh no, Daniel, after I finished

streaming Scared to say it to my face.

The cost in USD, it was 45,900

Thai baht, which is $1,274.

Oh my god, that's like 2 months of my

income. But it's okay,

maybe I'll sell it when I get back to the

UK. The resale value should be quite good.

I'll sell it at the CEX shop. I don't

know, I kind of like it though. I don't

want to sell it. I sold my MacBook to my

sister for £500. She said she's looking

for a MacBook and I said, don't you

already have a MacBook Pro? And she said,

yeah, but it's for work only. Not allowed

to use it for personal use. She said she

wants a MacBook. So I said, well, I got a

MacBook Air M1 chip. And she said she'll

pay me next month though. When she gets

paid. I don't understand, has she got no

savings? She makes like £30K a year and

she doesn't even have £500 in her savings.

So I gotta wait until October for her to

get paid and then she's gonna give me the

money. But I'm currently minus £600

overdraft in my bank account, so I

literally have no money. I got minus £600.

And the tax people haven't replied to me

yet. My bank account looks so sad.

I've got 2 accounts. One says zero— well,

it says £20, and the other one says minus

£600. And I still didn't get my YouTube

pay. Hopefully they pay today. Usually

they pay on the 21st, but now it's the

25th. So that's going to be like £800

plus my sister's £500.

But I'm currently in overdraft, £600

minus. How are you gonna send her the

MacBook? I didn't bring it with me, I left

it back home in England, so I had to give

her my passwords to log in.

Hopefully she won't hack me.

Are you going back to the UK? Yeah, in

Chris— for Christmas I'm going back, so I

need the money to buy the flight tickets.

I should buy them soon, but I'm not sure

if my girlfriend's got her visa yet.

She's still trying to apply for it. Let me

check my bank account.

Well, it's still Sunday. Oh, oh, I got it!

£770 from Google. Oh yes, I'm out

of overdraft now. I've got £144

because I had minus £600,

so I've got £144 plus my sister's £500.

But I've got to pay probably $1,500

soon for the flight tickets.

Yeah, I might have to liquidate some

stocks because I can't afford it. I've

only got a max overdraft of $800.

The taxes, they haven't replied to me. My

deadline to pay the tax is tomorrow, but

I'm not going to pay it because they said

I have to pay £6,000, but I said I wasn't

in the UK in 2019, so I shouldn't have to

pay it. And they said please send proof,

so I sent the proof nearly a month ago and

they haven't replied yet. So I'm not going

to pay tomorrow's deadline when I

shouldn't have to pay that.

I shouldn't have to pay the amount that

they've given me. It should be less.

So I'm waiting for them to analyze my

proof. Why does it take so long?

I need content. Tax updates are the only

thing people interested in now.

Next video, why I refuse to pay my tax. I

mean, I could do that. It'll be a catchy

title.

Do you want to see what the other camera

lens looks like? I'm scared.

Oh wow, look at the quality.

It even blurs out the background. Do you

like this quality better?

This is too high quality. I don't like it.

It's scary.

Damn, look at the background. It's like

slightly blurred out as well.

Oh, you can see the stains on my shirt.

Damn, I look good. Not bad

for 34. And then we got the 3x telephoto

lens.

What is that?

Uh, what is that?

That's the 3x telephoto, which I'm not

And then wide angle. I like the wide

angle. I think the standard lens is too up

close. I feel like I'm being I feel like

I'm being watched too closely. This one

gives you a nice angle of like what I'm

doing. But damn, my fingers look really

long from this angle. They're not that

long. They're usually like this long,

like that. That looks

so weird because of the wide angle

warping.

I decided to go on Facebook yesterday,

and Facebook was recommending me people I

may know, and it was recommending me all

these people that I used to go to school

with. And I saw one of them, I was like,

Jesus, you're balding, you're balding,

your girlfriend's ugly, your wife's ugly,

you're balding. They all look so rough. I

saw this one guy called Ryan. And he's got

like, he's still got his hair, but you can

see his scalp. Like, the hair is extremely

thin. And then I

saw this other guy I used to be friends

with, and he's got a picture of his

girlfriend. She's way uglier than my

girlfriend. And then I thought,

damn, everyone's just kind of ugly in

general. I shouldn't be so harsh on

myself.

And not everyone's dating super hot girls,

you know. Make me feel a little bit better

about myself. I still look good compared

to my classmates. They all look like 45

years old. Good thing about

Facebook, makes you feel better about

yourself. Although I am getting a lot of

white hairs on the back of my head. You

know, I can pick up this phone and move it

around. I was aiming it at the back of my

head yesterday and then looking at the

screen and I was brushing up my hair and I

found like 20 white hairs, plucked out

about 12 or 15. But it's weird because I

got no white hairs on the top or the side

or anywhere else. Just like the back here,

the lower back. And you can only see them

when I brush up my hair. And start combing

through, but there's loads.

I didn't realize there were so many.

I am happy on the status of your channel.

What, you're happy it died?

I'm not happy, but what can I do?

If you take copper, it will restore your

hair to black. Isn't that dangerous?

I wonder at what point the hair will be

very visibly white, and will I dye it? Do

you think I should dye it? I might, I

might dye it because I'm very insecure

about looking old.

Do I still have the VOD where I smoked you

know what? No, Kick deleted all my VODs.

It's like Twitch, after 2 weeks the VODs

disappear, and I deleted the original

footage. I can't really use it anywhere,

so I don't care.

Yeah, I was taking zinc. Is that making my

hair go grey? Because my girlfriend

wants a baby and she said you need to take

zinc to increase your sperm,

but it didn't do anything. Are you broke?

Yep, I've got £140 in my bank account.

Things are looking rough. No videos are

getting views. Keep buying stuff.

Don't know what to do.

I don't think you can say my channel's

shadowbanned because I'm still getting

like 1,000 views a day from the PewDiePie

video. So if it's shadowbanned, then no

one would be seeing that, would they?

Maybe my ideas have just been really bad

or something. Oh, I had minus $600.

I just got my YouTube money today. Now it

says I got $140. Should be

getting another $500 from my sister.

And then I gotta buy plane tickets to the

UK, so I think I'm gonna have to sell some

of my stocks. What should I sell?

I got a 5% gain on AbbVie. I could sell

that,

or I could sell my inverse S&P 500 because

that's gone up quite a lot.

Sister My sister bought my MacBook Air for

£500.

Go on a podcast, increase your outreach.

The problem is every time I try and reach

out to someone else, I get these stupid

trolls and haters sending them screenshots

of stuff I said, and it completely ruins

it. Like, I tried collabing with Ice, and

then some idiot sent screenshots of me

saying something about Deepak. And then

that completely alienated the entire ice

community against me.

Plus they already think I'm a loser, now

I'm like an unlikable loser. So that

completely just ruined it. So if

I ever did anything with another creator,

even if they agreed, I guess stupid trolls

and haters sending them, I don't know, my

pictures, screenshots of what I said,

And then I got to like try and explain why

I said it. The Venus Angelic

podcast, she won't upload it for some

reason. She keeps saying, oh, I forgot.

Maybe I can get her to send it to me so I

can upload it. Don't know,

she's just a mess because she keeps

drinking and then taking medication and

then having these mental breakdowns.

And then she'll post a load of stuff on

Instagram, and then she'll take it down

and say, I'm sorry guys, I was unstable,

I shouldn't have said that. So I mean,

she's not even making anything on YouTube

She's not very reliable.

Deepak only gets like 50 viewers now. I

saw Deepak trying to stream and I typed

lol, 50 viewers, and then the moderators

banned me or timed me out or something.

There's no way Deepak is gonna maintain an

audience. He's so boring.

I can't believe that stupid Deepak guy

ruined my opportunity with Ice. So lame.

And what I said was barely even anything.

Ice's reaction was so dumb as well.

Dude, Oh my god, why would you say that?

Calm down. Jesus Christ.

If you think that's bad, you should see

what else I've said about other people. I

mean, that's tame in comparison to what

I've said about other people.

Deepak got his Kick deal. Yeah, he made

his money. He's not gonna stick around.

And why would he bother for like 50

viewers? He already got his money.

Yeah, I don't like Ice's streams anymore.

I tried watching him in Australia and it's

just really boring. They're just like

walking around in their underwear being

followed by like weird Australian guys.

It's just kind of— I feel like the magic

after they left Thailand, I completely

lost interest in his streams. The New

Zealand stuff was so boring. The

Australian stuff is really boring.

You know what else pissed me off? Ice kept

going on about how I don't talk and I

don't say much, and then literally Joel

never talks either, but Joel is always

tagging along. Joel barely says anything

as well. They never press him about Joel.

Oh, because Joel doesn't speak good

English. So I

wish I said that now. I should have said,

oh, what about Joel? He doesn't talk much.

And then even when he's with Hugh, who is

also Korean, they don't even talk much

either. They barely say a word to each

other in Korean.

Deepak made 50K in 3 months. Well, what

about tax? 50K is a lot of money in India.

He would have to pay like 60-70% tax.

Do you think he's paying his tax?

Yeah, I'm bored of Ice now.

After they left Thailand, I got fed up.

Who do I watch now? Now I watch I

don't really watch anyone now. Too busy

trying to make videos.

I just watch a lot of tech channels about

phones and stuff, trying to get some ideas

to copy them.

Damn, I look good. This is my best-looking

stream ever. But also lowest viewers I

ever had. You see the irony?

This is what I was saying. The videos I

put the most effort into get the worst

views, and then my laziest videos, like

the Elden Ring video, gets a million

views. People don't know what they're

talking about.

This is what frustrates me.

So today is actually the last day of level

3 at high school, which I didn't go to

because level 3 has been so pointless.

We just read out of the book and then the

teacher spends like 5 minutes writing a

massive wall of text on the board just to

explain one grammar point. And then

everyone's sitting there copying out the

massive wall of text and then she's

waiting and I'm just sitting there on my

phone going, oh my God, why are you

writing? It's already in the book,

idiots.

To explain one grammar and then she

explains it and then says, okay, next.

Wipes it all away.

And then it's just some grammar we already

did a week ago. It's so rubbish, level 3.

Level— I mean, tomorrow we're gonna start

learning reading and writing, so I'm gonna

go tomorrow. But I think only 5 of us from

the class of 10 are going.

I don't know if there's other people

joining the class. There's a load of

Australians and British guys in level 1 as

well. I can hear them. They're so loud and

annoying. I can hear them in the corridor

when they come out of the class.

Level 3 sucks. I haven't learned anything

apart from maybe a couple words. Level 2

was okay. Level 1 was the best. The

teacher was the best. She was funny. She

got us to talk to each other, and she

didn't spend like 10 minutes writing on

the board. Just get a projector

and put the paper on the projector. I

don't know why all the students are

copying everything down off the board when

it's literally in the book. So it's

been extremely disappointing. I didn't

even get to talk to the Japanese guy. I'm

really disappointed. Nearly 3 weeks and I

couldn't talk to the Japanese boy because

he was always at the front of the class.

And then during break, he doesn't go

anywhere, so he just sits there and I sit

at the back. There was one time we were in

the elevator together, but the Russian guy

was there as well. I didn't know what to—

I was standing behind him, couldn't just

go, oh hey, be weird. I really wanted to

talk to the Japanese boy, but he's going

back to Japan tomorrow, so I

guess it didn't happen. I thought, you

know, if it's gonna happen, then it will

happen naturally, but it didn't happen.

So I'm a bit gutted because I was hoping

there'd be Japanese people in the class

and then I'd make friends. And there was a

Japanese person, and then I never even

spoke to him. I tried to give some hints

that I'm interested in Japan. Like I said,

I'm planning to go to Japan next year and

I like going to Japan. But I saw him and

he was just like nodding, but he didn't

really seem to care. So blew my chances.

He— I think he's like probably like 19

or 20 because he's going to university.

To study. Oh yeah, he's studying animation

or illustration, drawing, and he likes

gaming. So we could have had some things

in common, gaming and drawing, but he's

too young. I was hoping for like a

30-year-old person who lives here that I

could be friends with. I don't want to

waste my time making friends and then they

just leave the next month.

I really wanted to practice Japanese with

But he's too young. I don't want to talk

to young people. I want to talk to someone

my age.

Yeah, I could have just talked to him,

but then he might have just talked back to

me in English. It might have been awkward.

We might have talked and then he would

have never talked to me again afterwards

because there's no opportunity to.

And he didn't seem very social. I didn't

see him talk to anyone else,

so he doesn't really seem very social.

It's fine, I don't need to practice my

Japanese. Whatever.

Kind of miss talking in Japanese.

But the class is so rubbish. I just— I

don't understand why to explain maybe

one or two grammar points, do you really

need to have to write out a whole story?

Just write out like one example sentence

of how it's used.

Like if I'm explaining to you the grammar

of Past tense, I would say, okay, here is

the verb.

Okay, it's hard because

everything's different in English. Like,

swim is swam, but eat is ate,

and read is read. I was trying to explain

like -ed, but none of those use -ed.

Okay guys, I'll tell you how to do past

tense in English. All you need is -ed. So

for swim, it is swimmed, and for eat, it

is eaten. No.

What is an actual verb that ends in -ed?

Drinked. No, drink is drank. Eat is ate.

Every single word is different. Damn, I

feel sorry for you foreigners learning

English because none of the rules actually

apply. Yeah, clicked. So I'd write like

click, and then I'd write in red -ed,

clicked. I clicked on the thing.

And then I'd choose like another verb.

I licked. I wouldn't write a whole story.

Like, Mark went home and then logged onto

his computer to check his email. So he

clicked. That's what she does. She writes

to explain one grammar point. She writes

like a massive wall of text with a little

story about Mark or Adam. And it's so

dumb. And she writes for like 5 minutes.

And I'm just thinking, Jesus, this teacher

really likes writing. It's like writing

and copying down what the teacher wrote

class. I thought this was speaking, like

practicing speaking. We're just practicing

writing all the time. And I don't write

anything because I think it's a waste of

time. So I just sit there on my phone

checking my YouTube. It's so dumb.

Level 1 was good. She actually made us

talk and we had to talk to the other

students. Level 2 was slightly worse, but

we still talked. Level 3 has been the

worst ever. So bad. We barely talk.

Most time it's her talking, her writing on

the board. Oh, why is my

phone— it was flickering for a bit,

wasn't it? If you

have context story, understand the words

better. No, I don't,

don't think so. Maybe to a certain degree,

like a tiny bit, but you'd have to be

really dumb to not get it in a short

sentence. I just need to see how the

grammar works. I don't need a whole story,

a whole paragraph. I don't need to write

it down myself. It's already in the book.

Talk about drama. My girlfriend

cried a couple nights ago. I forgot why.

Why did she cry? She cries so much, I

just— I forget why. She cries like once

every month over nothing.

Oh yeah, because I'm kind of, you know, a

bit, bit down in the dumps because of my

YouTube stuff. I'm not really in the mood

to do, you know what.

So she thinks that I don't want to, you

know, Because I don't love her. So I have

to keep explaining that. I just, I don't

really feel like doing it when I'm down in

the dumps. Can any guys agree with me? Do

you not really feel like doing it when

you're feeling a bit down and miserable?

Yeah, it's nothing to do with, um, you

know, loving or feeling attracted or not.

It's just, I don't really feel like doing

it. Also, I do it on my own during

the day too much out of boredom, and then

it makes me not really want to do it at

night. Although we did it last night and

it was okay, but I feel a bit better now.

Like, um, it's just, you know, dropping

down to only getting a couple thousand

views was a big shock mentally, and it

took a while for me to adjust to it. At

first I was like, oh my god, I'm getting

3k views. But it's been a couple weeks

now, starting to like mentally adapt

to my new environment. So I am starting to

like just get used to it, I guess. This is

the new norm. So I was able to do it last

night. But Jesus Christ, I dropped

down from getting 10k views to now 3k

views. And mentally it is very painful

and it takes a bit of adjusting to. It's

just like, it's like getting slapped up

the backside but for your brain. It's

like, 3K views now.

Bit honestly,

it kind of hurts and I'm

in like pretty rotten mood.

But you know, that's life. You just gotta

get used to it. Things die, people die,

you die. You gotta keep stiff upper lip,

stoic nature.

Keep grinding on no

matter how much it hurts. That's what we

do. As human beings, we're pretty good at

persevering through tough times.

Just gotta keep on trucking along.

Make friends with the pain.

Well, it happened before as well, even

with Chihiro. Sometimes we wouldn't do it

for weeks because I just didn't really

feel like it.

It's like a mental thing. Guys need to be

feeling good mentally to really like be in

the mood.

And when, when it feels like your life is

going down the toilet, it's hard to really

get into it, into the mood. So I had to

like explain to her and comfort her.

What are you doing outside of your

streaming? Well, I'm just trying to make

videos every day that I have

free time to be able to do stuff. I'm just

making videos, making like 4 videos a day

and then streaming, and then I've got to

go to school And then if

my girlfriend's here, I can't really do

We might go look at some new apartments.

She wants to move to this other place.

It looks okay, it looks nice, but it's a

bit more expensive. And it's more central,

and it's got like a nice community garden

park.

But I don't know if I really want to move.

It's more expensive and I'm making less

money now, so unless she's willing to help

me pay— Why

the hell did you buy the new iPhone? I

don't know, I'm just bored and I wanted to

make videos about it. But none of the

videos got even 1,000 views.

It's, um, it's an annual tradition on the

channel to buy the new iPhone.

I got the 15 Pro, not the Pro Max.

They didn't have any Pro Max. They never

have the Pro Max in stock when the phone

comes out. Same thing happened with the 14

Ultra. It always says you

have to wait until October or November for

deliveries. So yeah,

I kind of wanted it because it's got the

battery life and 5x zoom, but it is a lot

more expensive.

And it's got USB-C charging,

and, uh, it's got

Action Button. I can open the camera in a

split second now. And it's got Dynamic

Island. And, um,

what else? It's got macro lens. Look, I

It zooms up really close.

Are you gonna look for a job eventually

since views so low? Well, I can't get

a job in Thailand. I can't even speak

Thai. Who's gonna give me a job teaching

English?

And then if I go home, I mean, even if I

get a job here, still 2,000 views

for a video is more money than you'd make

working here. The money, the pay

in Thailand is so little that even with my

current views, it's still way more money

than you'd make from just getting a job.

I don't want to teach English.

I'd be so rubbish. What would I say? I'd

be like, hello, so what are your hobbies?

Do you like pizza? I don't

know how to teach English.

So if I, if I actually ran out of money,

and then I guess I have to go home to the

UK and then sign up to the Jobcentre

and just scrounge, I guess. But I don't

think the Jobcentre would even give me

money because I'm still making money off

YouTube. So technically I'm not

unemployed, so they wouldn't give me the

unemployment benefits.

2K views is like $10.

My videos are now making between $10 and

$15,

and the streams are making— well,

usually they make about $50, but I

didn't get any donos today. Maybe people

are annoyed because I got the new iPhone,

and then they're like, I'm not gonna dono

Daniel if he's gonna waste it. On stupid

things like the iPhone.

Okay, well, what if I sell it when I go

back to the UK? Happy now?

Well, I got nice camera quality. Isn't

that what you wanted? What can I zoom in

Wow, look at the quality!

Amazing! And autofocuses automatically.

It's like a pro camera.

Worth $1,200? I think so.

Yeah, I don't know what to do about

YouTube really. I got 6K

views on my Mortal Kombat review.

What happened to your girlfriend's place?

What, her house? She said she's renting it

out to someone. But she

doesn't make much. She won't tell me how

much she makes renting it out, so that

might be because she doesn't make much.

It's probably like 6,000 baht,

which is like— she probably rents it out

for a couple hundred dollars a month

because it's not in Bangkok, it's out

in the middle of nowhere.

I reckon a

place like that to rent in the middle of

nowhere outside of Bangkok would be like—

if my apartment is 10,000 baht to be in

Bangkok, but that's a

house with like a garage and a garden and

everything. It's probably less than 10,000

baht a month to rent it. It's probably

like 8,000 or 7,000,

or maybe like 10,000. Then she makes

profit of 8,000, 7,000 a month. It's

probably not much. And then she has to pay

for, I don't know,

license to rent or council

tax, or I don't know,

maintenance costs. What happened

to the so-called husband? He was never a

husband. He was lying. He was just some

weirdo pretending that

she was his wife because he's a loser.

I think the story is he

thought that they were going to get— it's

very complicated. I don't know if I get in

trouble if I explain the story. So

basically she needed money to buy that

house and he helped her financially by

getting her a job and giving her some

money. And he thought that they would like

get married or something.

But she never liked him.

But apparently they broke up like 2 years

ago, a year ago, but he was still hoping

that, that there was a future for them.

And then he found out about me and And

then he got upset and he came to the

house. What a psycho though. He's like,

get in my car or I kill you. Yeah, sure

you are.

You'd get caught so quick, easily, if he

actually killed me because there's

security cameras. You would see his car

coming into the place and then parking in

front of the girlfriend's house.

But when I was trying to walk away, he was

trying to— he, I mean, he didn't touch me.

He just kind of like put his arms in front

of me like a basketball player to stop me

from walking away. But then I realized,

wait, he's not actually gonna physically

stop me when I just ran off. I ran off and

then he didn't stop me. He ran back to his

car and he sped away. I thought he was

driving around trying to look for me. I

thought he was like driving around the

neighborhood, but he just drove away. He

The sister confirmed the story, so I don't

think she's lying. The sister spoke to me

Well, I don't think he wants to waste his

entire life in jail just

just to kill me. But you know, I looked it

up and actually the biggest reason— I

mean, the biggest— what's the word—

the biggest reason for murders happening

in Thailand are actually— what's it

called— murders of passion. That is

the biggest reason why people get murdered

here. So it's a bit scary. Thai people

seem to be very like emotionally charged

people, and then they get really butthurt

over getting dumped or cheated on. They do

stuff like cutting off guys' willies or

revenge murders because of an ex-cheater

or something. Like, it's crazy how murders

of passion are the highest— is the highest

cause of murder. So I was a bit scared.

Because I know Thai people can be kind of

and you hear a lot of things about Thai

So I was genuinely scared.

If it was in Japan, I wouldn't really have

been scared. Japanese people would never

But it was, yeah, pretty scary. Why was I

so dumb? I shouldn't have opened the door.

Never open the door to a stranger. That

has always been my rule, and I broke my

rule. I thought— I don't

know, I thought he was like some guy from

her work, and maybe she forgot something

important and he came to pick up some

documents. I honestly didn't think it was

some crazy ex coming up to the house.

Why did I stop lifting? I didn't stop. I

still do it. Just I don't do it as much.

But I got bored. Look at my muscles.

It just feels like a waste of time. It's

not helping me make money. It's not making

me feel good.

It's just like a waste of energy and time.

Did he hit you? No, he didn't touch me,

but he was a lot bigger than me. He was

wide, big chunky head, probably like 5'10.

He was a bit taller than me, but his build

was much bigger, like big chunky fat Asian

guy, like Casey, kind of like Hong Kong

guys' build, very bulky.

He was definitely stronger than me.

I definitely wouldn't be able to

physically defend myself or resist. If he

tried to like drag me or pick me up, he

could easily pick me up and just like

shove me into the car. If he had a van,

he could just lift me up and just shove me

in the van. There's no way I could have

done anything.

I'd be defenseless.

I mean, that's how women get kidnapped.

The kidnapper just picks them up. Like a

child and they can't do anything. They

could just like flail their arms and legs.

Really what you want to do is maybe elbow

them. I don't know if you could really

elbow them from that angle.

What can you do? Someone's like bear

hugging you from behind and you're

flailing. You're like, maybe you could

kick them in the nuts with your heel.

You're not a woman, you're a man. Yeah,

but look at me. Do I look like a man? I'm

skinnier and lighter than most women.

Most women are heavier than me. Most women

are like 50 kg, 54 kg. I'm 52.

There's no

way I could have done anything if he

wanted to actually just grab me into the—

and bring me into his car.

So I really feel annoyed with myself

that I opened the door. My God, I'm so

dumb. Why did I not feel suspicious?

I heard a car pull up and I heard the

gate. And I went to the door to look out

the window and he saw me through the

window and I thought, ah crap, he's seen

me now. I can't pretend not to be here.

Yeah, next time I'm never open— I'm never

opening the door ever again to anyone.

You know, I always look out the peephole

and always ignore the door if it rings.

That is exactly why. I have cameras set

up in my bedroom to show me who is

approaching the driveway.

What did he say? Well, he just showed me

he had all these pictures of my girlfriend

on his phone and he said, you know her?

She is my wife. Yeah,

she is my wife and I want you to leave

now. Get in my car. I take you to

Suvarnabhumi Airport.

Pack your things. We go now. It was

actually really scary.

My bag was so heavy. My bag was like 15 kg

with my power banks, my laptop, all my

phones, LiveU.

Couldn't really make an escape. And then I

ran. I sprinted away with that backpack

on. And then my legs were aching for

nearly 2 weeks from the muscle pain.

Yeah, imagine I actually got in the car.

I thought if I get in the car, then it's

game over. He could just take me to the

jungle and execute me. He could just take

me to, I don't know, his mate's farm. And

then tie me up like Jesse Pinkman in

Breaking Bad. There's no way I was getting

in that car.

I'd rather take my chances having a

wrestling match in the house.

Very scary.

Well, that was the only bit of drama that

happened in the whole year. It got

20K views, didn't it? People were quite

interested in it, but then it just came to

an abrupt end because there was no part 2.

It just ended, didn't it? I left—

yeah, I left a pair of jeans.

And my bag, plastic bag, which had,

had some toothpicks and my toothbrush and

Apparently he has a new girlfriend now,

so he just moved on.

Mm-hmm, the dangerous life of being a

womanizer. Men around the world

despise me because I'm gonna steal their

wives and girlfriends. How many wives and

girlfriends have I stolen over the years?

I don't know why women just seem to love

me so much.

I think it's because I'm handsome.

It's 4 PM in his time zone. No, it's 10:30

AM.

We're doing a long day of streaming. We

got 8, 6 more

hours, 7 more hours. I'm gonna sit here

for 8 hours and just talk.

How's that for content?

And then I'm gonna sip some water like

And have some food and go to

the toilet a few times. That is what we're

My skin looks good. That's just because I

got the beauty filter on, but I mean, it

is looking good. I got no pimples. It's

weird, I got no pimples at all. Well, one

tiny one here. But it's minuscule.

I'm really not getting any pimples

recently. Maybe it's because I'm finally

getting older. The pimple hormone is

disappearing. And now what's gonna happen

is my hair's gonna go gray. What's gonna

happen is my skin's gonna clear up and

I'll be like, yeah, my skin's great. But

then I'm gonna have a new problem, like,

oh, now next phase of aging is setting in—

gray hair.

Let me find that photo of the gray hairs I

plucked out yesterday.

It's so weird, it doesn't even look like

hair. It looks like string. Look.

Oh wow, this camera really focuses well.

It's so nice. I can finally show

you things up close. Look at all that

white hair plucked out.

Oh my God, this phone is so nice. Do you

remember my old webcam, the wide angle,

where I had to manually focus to show you

things close up? This just autofocuses

really close and then focuses back to me.

That's so nice. I hated it before because

I had to like manually focus it to show

you close things.

The beauty filter is built into the

software I'm using. You see the little

logo at the top left? I'm using software

to link my phone to my computer using—

I think it's using the Wi-Fi.

But it's got all kinds of things built

into it, like beautify.

It's got 2 levels of beautification. It's

got all the levels I could change and flip

through the different lenses like this.

That's the selfie lens. This is the main

standard 48-megapixel lens. Looking pretty

good. Damn, I look good!

Definitely much more flattering without

the wide-angle warp.

Blurs out the background as well.

Very cinematic. And then we got the 3x

telephoto. It's a bit too

zoomed in.

Doesn't look that great though, the

zoomed-in telephoto. I don't know, is that

actually the telephoto? Oh yeah, it is.

It's that bottom lens. This one is the

telephoto, and then you got the

wide-angle, super wide.

Video quality is not crisp. Yeah, it is.

Maybe your screen just sucks. Streaming at

1080p 60 FPS. Well,

I could bump up the bitrate a bit higher,

like 7000 bitrate. It's currently at 5000

bitrate, but I think it's fine.

If it looks a bit blurry, it's because of

the beautification. It smears the

skin detail a bit to make it look

Wow, it's actually quite cold today for

Thailand, 26 degrees.

Usually it's like 32. I'm using—

it's called iVCam. It's really

good. It's on Android, iPhone, free to

use. You just install it on your computer

and your phone, and then you could use

your phone as a webcam or

Your shirt looks pathetic. Oh, phallic.

Yeah, my girlfriend keeps saying that as

well. She said the orange building looks

like a you-know-what. Now I'm kind of

embarrassed to wear it. What if my

stream's getting demonetized because it

looks phallic? I wonder

if this, this stream might be demonetized

already. My streams keep getting

demonetized and then they get remonetized

when I end the stream.

Yeah, this stream's demonetized every damn

time. And then when I end it,

it goes green. If I change the title,

it goes green for like 2 minutes. But I'll

just put an exclamation mark on the end of

the title. Save.

Do you think it's my shirt?

Uh, I don't know. Has anyone seen any ads

on my stream yet?

There's no way the algorithm thinks this

is a you-know-what. Come on, there's no

way.

I don't know, every stream is just getting

demonetized whilst I stream, then it gets

monetized after I end it. But on the

second channel, when I stream games, It's

green the whole time. I really— maybe

we should just move over to the second

channel, just like rebrand the

second channel to the main channel.

I wonder why. I think my channel is being

tampered with.

So I used to talk about pretty wild stuff

on stream, didn't I?

Oh yeah, the Russell Brand thing. That

didn't really get me views, did it? 2K

The Russell Brand video got Demonetized at

first because I put the word V-I-C-T-I-M

in the description. I said I stand by the

V-I-C-T-I-Ms, and it did checking and it

said demonetized. And I just removed the

word V-I-C-T-I-M and then it was monetized

again. So stupid.

My other channel is Expert Review Zone.

Johnny— oh yeah, Johnny Somali got

arrested. That guy's so stupid.

That guy gets punched in the face and

slapped in the face and arrested all the

time for content. And he barely even gets

any views. I got way

more views just sitting in my room

complaining about my wife. I like to

consider myself the OG of doing crazy

content in Japan. Would you agree? Name

one other person who did crazy Japan

content like me. I think I'm the only one

who ever did that. My content was wild.

But I did it all from the safety of my

bedroom, and I was getting like 60K views,

100K views. My streams were getting,

what, 800 viewers, 600 viewers, just me

sitting in my bedroom. But this idiot,

Johnny Somali, goes to such extreme

lengths and he doesn't even get that good

views. And now he's possibly facing 3

years in jail. Not worth it.

That's not how you do Japan content, my

dude. I reckon I did the Japan content the

best with the crazy drama content.

No other person has done content like me

and got away with it, all from

the safety of my room.

But you know, I understand he took a risk.

He gambled thinking, oh, his content's

going to blow up, get millions of views.

It did, but just not for him. I mean, it

got millions of views for other people.

Like MoistCr1TiKaL got millions of views,

Asmongold got millions of views, Johnny

Somali himself got some views,

but Not a lot.

I did some wild content like smashing up

Chihiro's door, getting the love doll,

cutting it up, cheating on her,

flying viewers over to Japan, sleeping

with them.

What else did I do?

Yeah, I got Japan's right-wing,

right-wing 4chan forum all upset at

me because I said that bacon sucks.

I wonder if that website still exists

somewhere. They were going on and on,

pages and pages of those Japanese

people hating

on me. I did the wildest content.

Okay, maybe Johnny Somali's content is

wilder than mine because I didn't do that

crazy stuff, but he got arrested and

punched and slapped several times.

So okay, I'll give him the crown of doing

the craziest Japan content,

but second, I would like to take the

second place for weirdest, craziest

content in Japan.