life update

Testing.

Testing.

Is it working?

I got the Starlink,

Starlink

on the stream.

Starlink's working pretty well.

Want to jinx it though.

Okay, today we're doing,

uh, camping.

Camping in the garden.

I've got a lighter.

Doesn't work.

Yeah, it works.

So today I have special recipe.

What are these weird patches on my face?

Hmm, how should I do it?

There's no wide angle on this phone.

I mean, there is, but you can't choose it

for some reason.

Oh, there is.

I think that's the wide angle.

Why'd you remove all the past streams

again?

Uh, secret.

I've got a pot.

The dirt's getting in the pot.

Okay.

There.

So the idea was I dig a little hole under

the pot and then I put the wood under the

pot.

See if it works.

And

then, um,

I've got this string.

I put one

here.

I don't want that.

Put—

one minute.

I put

Put one there.

Okay,

and I got this string,

and then what you do is

Uh,

I think I need more nails.

And then put that on there.

The string's going to catch on fire, isn't

it?

Hey, the nail came out.

Where's the nail gone?

I've got to follow the instructions like I

was told.

So how's the Starlink quality?

Welcome back to another Cooking with

Daniel.

I don't know if this is actually going to

boil the water though.

Oh, fucking hell.

What am I gonna summon?

Secret.

If I tell you, then it won't work.

Ah.

Hmm, do you think that's enough?

That's pretty cool.

Um, I need— I didn't bring scissors.

I could use the lighter to burn it off, I

guess.

It's on fire.

It's not bell-earning.

Oh, it did snap off.

Nice.

Okay,

and then

I got these.

It'll all make sense, don't worry.

Um, where my firelight is.

Oh,

chuck these in.

I got wood.

Okay, I don't know if this is actually

gonna work though.

Now we say the ritual.

I

think I did everything according to

the instructions.

This tripod's annoying.

I

feel like it's just gonna burn and then

Not actually make a fire.

Okay, we're burning,

we're burning.

Oh, where's the lid?

We've got to bring the pot to the boil.

Oh, I didn't light the candles.

Hold on.

Come on.

Oh, the string's burning.

Fuck, my string got fucked up.

Oh, it's gonna be hard to take the lid off

now, isn't it?

I should probably take the lid off now

before it gets too hot.

Okay, and then, uh, oh yeah, I got these.

Dad!

Oh, the candles went out.

Rose petals.

That's not— why do the candles go out?

Okay, they kind of keep going out.

Do

you think it's gonna boil the water?

I paid good money for this not-a-spell.

Okay, I can't get the candles to stay

alight.

The wind keeps blowing them out.

Yeah, but if I put the lid on, then I

can't take it off because how am I going

to take the lid off?

The Starlink's working pretty well

as long as the wind doesn't blow.

Fucking hell, why'd I have to choose to do

this on the windiest day?

Ah,

go you!

We are manifesting.

This light is rubbish.

I see the wind keeps blowing the candles

out.

I thought this was Cooking with Daniel.

It is.

I've got some honey,

cinnamon sticks, I've got some vanilla,

I've got rose petals.

Very romantic.

Oh, I got these too.

It's a quartz gemstone.

I don't know what to do with it.

If I put it in the fire, it might explode.

Um, I don't know, let's do that.

We're summoning spirits.

No,

no.

How long do you think it's going to take

for it to boil the water?

I need, I need a cloth or something.

Oh, I could just stick Can't I?

Stick's going to snap.

Yeah,

I should have, um, put the string further

away from the fire.

Starlink's pretty good, isn't it?

It's over there.

Candles back on.

Look at that, beautiful.

Well, I could probably increase the

bitrate for next time since internet's

pretty good.

Is it hot?

It looks like there's steam coming out of

the water.

Is it hot?

Whoa, whoa, it's actually hot!

It's actually cooking.

Okay, let's put the ingredients in.

We got cinnamon sticks.

I can't believe it's actually cooking.

Cinnamon

sticks.

Excuse me.

I got vanilla

essence of vanilla.

Oh, I should have brought a wooden spoon.

Um, is that all I have for ingredients?

I got honey.

I don't know what else I needed to get for

the ingredients.

Honey, cinnamon,

vanilla.

That's so cool.

You can just dig a hole, put wood in it,

and put a pot over it, and it boils the

water.

My mind is fucking blown.

Why is the water gonna taste like shit?

Oh, I didn't bring a cup or a spoon.

I need a ladle.

Wait, I'll go and get a cup and a spoon.

I'm back.

Got one potion glass.

What's wrong with the stability?

Maybe I'll put more cinnamon.

And I got honey.

Oh fuck, I got dirt on the spoon.

I should have brought a cloth.

Oh,

do you not have a stove?

Well, yeah, but that'd be boring.

The fire gives it the rustic aesthetic.

Oh, I

should have brought scissors.

Ow!

Yeah, that looks pretty hot.

Oh no, ow,

the

candles keep going out.

A lot of cinnamon.

Yeah, I didn't know how much was enough.

The stupid string keeps catching on fire.

I think I give up with the string.

I should have placed it— I should have

made it bigger and further out.

Relight the candles of hope.

Oh, they keep blowing out, this stupid

wind.

It's like the universe trying to

extinguish my flames of passion.

It's gonna be such a pain to clear up all

this mess.

There, candles are up.

It would have been better if it was a bit

darker.

So the fire stood out more.

He needs a pentagram.

Yeah, that's what this string is, but then

the fire kept burning it.

Look.

Well,

what else are you supposed to put in a

love potion then?

Got honey, cinnamon, vanilla.

Looks like a Mario Kart star.

Isn't it the same thing, the 5-pointed

star?

All right, and then I got the secret

ingredient.

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.

Oh, where's

my spring?

Whoa, whoa, it's red!

Look, I should have bought 2 bottles of it

to make it like thicker red.

Where's that honey?

I need more honey.

I'll give some to my mom.

She's gonna be like, stupid boy, use all

my honey.

Oh.

And then we add in the

rose quartz gemstone of love.

Definitely washed it before putting it in

there.

Definitely not going to be bits of rock in

it.

It's kind of like mulled wine, isn't it?

Why am I wearing a Japanese t-shirt?

Oh yeah.

I thought it looked cool.

I found it in—

well, I found it in Morrison's.

Oh, the smoke's going in my eyes!

Oh, it burns!

I think we need more wood.

When do we add the human hair?

Well, I've only got one strand, so I'm not

going to waste my only one strand that I

have.

What the— a little bag.

Yeah, according to the psychic I paid good

money to, She said this will bring love

back into your life.

Oh wow, thanks, Clamp.

Why not go back to Kick?

Kick barely pays me any money anymore.

I think the fire's going out.

Let— oh my God, let the smoke cleanse you.

You can't see all of me, innit?

Can't get it to bend.

Cleansing smoke of love.

What?

Hey,

oh.

Wow, I got a dono!

What was that?

Oh wow, Blessed Bacon, very generous.

Who wants to try my love potion?

I wish my candles didn't keep going out

though.

Okay.

Wow, it's so pretty.

Did I get rid of my OnlyFans account?

No, but I deleted most of the stuff on it.

Large cauldron to cook poachers.

What?

I mean, if I was gonna cook normal food,

what would I make?

Like chuck in a chicken, water.

It's not hot dogs, it's cinnamon sticks

and rose petals.

Maybe I'll chuck some rose petals into the

fire.

Oh, smell good.

It smells like fruit, like dried fruit.

Do you think it's ready?

Timing is interesting.

You do this exactly today.

Why?

Is today a special day?

Zip your birthday.

Starlink's doing pretty well though, first

time using it, didn't even test it.

Do you think it's done?

Do you think the glass is gonna crack if I

put it in?

Well, I'll let the fire die out, I guess.

Is it boiling?

No, it's just steaming.

I don't really— I mean, there's like

little frothy bubbles, but not like

boiling bubbles.

I should have got little bottles with the

cork top and then sold love potions like

Belle Delphine's bathwater.

Let it cool down.

It's too hot to pick up.

I can't smell anything like cinnamon.

I can just smell smoke.

If I pick up at the bottom.

Ow!

There you go.

Oh, this one time I did a candle ritual,

and then you were supposed to get water

from a glass to extinguish the candle.

And then as I put my hand into the glass

and I wet my fingers, and then I, I

dribbled the water over the candle.

There was a strand of hair attached to my

hand and it got caught in the flame and it

incinerated.

And I was like, whoa, that was random.

Oh, it is boiling!

Look, now it's boiling.

I can see it bubbling.

That's crazy.

You could boil water over fire and it's

not even a big fire.

I just dug a tiny hole, put some sticks in

it, a couple of kindling sticks.

Look at that, it's boiling!

That's insane.

Look, it's actually boiling.

See, you don't need electricity.

You can make a proper meal out of this if

you just get like a chicken, put a chicken

in there, put some garlic, chicken stock,

potato, carrots.

You make a whole meal.

For some reason I thought it would just

get hot but not actually boil anything.

I'm a bit scared of this glass.

The potion,

the potion is brewed.

Smell it.

Oh, oh, it smells good.

It smells like cinnamon.

Oh, it smells like cinnamon and honey.

Yeah, I did pubic hair.

Let it cool down.

I'll put it over here.

Ow, fucking hot!

The love potion.

Don't drink it.

Why?

If I don't drink it, then it's not going

to manifest.

Wow, I'm really, um, impressed with my

pot.

Yeah, it took me ages to find this

cauldron.

I bought one and it was too small.

It's like this big.

And then I bought this one.

It was perfect size.

It looks really cool as well.

Look, the cauldron.

I can make some chicken soup.

Starlink.

I wonder how much battery the Starlink's

used.

Let me go and check.

Damn, it's down to— it's down to 76% after

45 minutes.

That means it's like a quarter of the

battery for 45 minutes.

That's only going to last about 3 and a

half hours then, which I think is a good

amount of time.

I don't really want to do massive long

streams like I used to.

I think 2 to 3 hours is pretty good length

for a stream.

Smoke keeps going in my eye.

Dave Gibson missed out all of summer cuz

he broke his foot.

Starlink's doing pretty good.

It has a power bank attached to it.

I've got a second power bank if I really

want to extend it.

Oh, apparently you can get a power thing

called Jackery, Jackery 1000 V2, and it

plugs into the 12-volt socket in the car

and you can like plug in kettles, hair

dryers,

and, um,

it lasts pretty long and then it will just

charge up as you're driving the car and

it'll barely use up any of the car's

battery to charge itself.

I might get one of those because then I

could plug in my hair dryer An air fryer,

kettle,

and you also get a solar panel with it

too.

What if I put the solar panel on the roof

of the car?

Waiting for the potion to cool down.

It's still too hot.

The love potion.

There's bits in it.

It's fine.

It smells really good though.

Oh, the cinnamon.

Beautiful.

I've been, I've been planning how to do

this for ages.

The execution was almost perfect.

The string had to be further out to not

get burned, I guess.

That was stupid.

And then I didn't expect the candles to

keep blowing out.

Yeah, well, what makes a love potion a

love potion then, genius?

How much did the psychic charge you?

Uh, £150 for the recipe.

Ah, stupid wind.

Yeah, the string's breaking is not a good

sign, is it?

It's like ties are cut.

Are those burned hot dogs?

No, cinnamon sticks.

And I got these rose petals.

It's so pretty.

I kind of wish I

Do you think it'll catch in the embers?

Oh, it is catching!

Whoa,

damn, it must be hot down there.

Hotter than Satan's crackle.

The ritual is done.

Come on,

come on, little fire.

No chant.

I don't know what the chant is.

Still hot.

I'm waiting for it to cool down.

Oh, the smoke when it gets in your eyes.

I put in a, a love gem.

Where is it?

There it is.

Wow,

it's burning.

What magic are you hoping for with this

ritual?

Bring love back into my life.

Now, if I say too much, it won't work,

will it?

I haven't drank it yet.

It's still damn hot.

Ow, ow, ow.

Wait, if I give some to my mum and we both

drink it, what if we fall in love with

each other?

That'd be weird.

Stupid candles.

Damn, this is so relaxing.

I wonder if I've got a better cup in the

kitchen,

something a bit more fancy.

Hold on, I'll go look for another cup.

I found a better cup.

This cup's better, look.

It's more potion-like.

Now let's transfer the fluids.

Oh,

oh, that looks cool.

The hell is that?

That looks cool.

Look at that.

Zoom.

I think some animal's dying.

Maybe Pushkin's killing something.

Look at that, that looks really cool now.

Who wants a sip of my love potion?

We'll all fall in love.

Oh, it smells good.

I think it's time to drink.

Oh wow,

the pot's really boiling.

Look.

I'm scared.

Oh,

it tastes like honey and cinnamon.

Tastes really good.

Sounds like something's dying.

I magically found something on the ground.

Love potion.

Damn, this hits different to a vape,

that's for sure.

Whoa, it's like vape times 10.

Uh, now I manifest my energy.

Don't tell my mum I'm smoking.

It tastes like mulled wine.

Well, if you're gonna start smoking, might

as well do it when you're nearly dead

instead of when you're young.

It actually tastes good.

What fags are you smoking?

I think it's Sky Mayfair Sky or something.

I found it on the floor,

saving it for a special occasion.

Who gave you the idea of a love potion?

No one, it's my idea.

The, the food dye, the pink dye Really

makes it look good.

Yeah, everything went well.

Starlink's good, pot's good.

Potion's good.

Now we just let the magic do its work.

Where'd you find the ritual?

I paid a professional psychic caster for

the ingredients and the recipe.

Ah, the breeze is nice.

No, not ChatGPT.

Wow, I feel high.

Ah, whoa.

Now I've got to clean all this mess up.

Oh, my bum hurts.

Yeah, that was fun.

Put a bit of effort into the

setup pays off, doesn't it?

I've got some other plans for upcoming

streams.

Stay tuned.

This Prism Live Studio is pretty good.

The camera's not all distorted, is it?

Yeah, maybe next time I get a small

chicken and I put it in the pot and we

make some actual food.

I've got the Starlink now, got good

internet anywhere I have open sky.

I've got like 200 download and like 40

upload.

Yeah, Starlink's pretty good.

Definitely recommend it over the Bella

Box.

The Bella Box sucked.

Piece of rubbish.

Any new dates?

No, I don't think I'm gonna bother.

It's just kind of boring.

Look at this, the sky.

Look at the clouds.

Cloud's looking weird.

I thought maybe I'd look into how to

driving over to Europe at some point.

I could do like a Europe trip in my car.

Sounded like my mom.

I do my biceps, my pecs, and triceps.

Recently I've been doing my triceps.

Look,

look at that tricep.

I do this new exercise where where I lift

up the dumbbells and I do that.

This tricep I'm trying to make bigger.

I just have dumbbell

in my house.

And I've been drinking fuel.

I cut my hair a couple weeks ago.

It's looking good.

How much do I weigh now?

I don't know.

I stopped weighing myself since I moved

out of Devon.

Wow, 1:11:01.

Look how long the livestream's been going.

1:11:01.

Yeah, Garden Stream's nice, isn't it?

I just had to wait until there was no one

around.

There were some people here.

Oh, the Streamlabs donation link is old.

I mean, it still works, I still get the

money, it just— I haven't set up the

widget so it pops up on the screen.

Maybe next time.

I'd prefer a Super Chat.

It's getting cold.

Any new adventures this week?

Secret.

I have some plans.

You'll find out very soon.

I'm not drunk.

It's not alcohol.

It was better when it was hot.

Now it's just getting kind of cold.

Cinnamon's pretty nice.

Oh, did you see Palantir?

Jesus fucking Christ, it went up 30%.

I'm nearly at break-even.

I always seem to buy it just before it

tanks, and then it rips back up, and then

I either sell at break-even, or I carry on

holding and then it tanks again, or I sell

it and then it keeps ripping up.

So now I don't know what to do with it.

Thought you were done with stocks.

I still have some money in Palantir triple

leverage ETF, and I have Bitmine.

Yeah, I'm not obsessively obsessed with

stocks, but I still have some.

The new flip Apple phone?

No, I haven't seen it.

The Samsung Fold 8 Wide looks pretty cool.

I've got about £1,000 in Palantir.

It's still down a bit.

The problem is that the ETF is a

London-based ETF, so It closed at 4 PM,

so it hasn't moved.

It won't move until tomorrow morning.

This is how 2026 incels have to cope.

Love potion.

My therapist recommended it.

S&P 500?

That's boring.

Only 10% annual gains.

That's for losers and old people.

It's not how you get rich.

Uh, fly licking my love potion.

What's in the love potion?

Cinnamon, vanilla, honey, and my love

rock.

I don't know, Cripps doesn't seem

interested in coming like she was last

year.

She said I should just go to her place.

Now

I can't be bothered.

Yeah, I sold gold ages ago around 4,400.

I sold silver as well.

I had like 150% gain on silver.

I hope this isn't going to give me

diarrhea or something.

Spit it over the

camera.

I missed.

Uh, it's all over my arms and it's all

sticky.

Oh yeah, I should have got some like rum

or whiskey and put it in.

Spice it up.

There's all flies on me now.

They can smell the sweetness.

What are we drinking?

Love potion.

I just made it.

In my cauldron.

At least the flies love me.

Yeah, look at my,

my setup.

Yeah, next time we should get like a

barbecue grill and then make some

yakitori.

Yeah, that works really well.

Now I've got all this rubbish.

It's still a bit hot.

How am I going to clean up all this rose

petal?

I've got these nails.

What is around the pot?

Rose petals.

The ritual is complete.

Check my Starlink.

It's got 60% battery.

1 hour and a half stream, down to 60%.

Starlink

somewhere up there.

Whoa, cloud's crazy.

Starlink's cool.

Oh, this looks creepy.

Imagine someone chasing you with this

meat hook.

Hey, do you remember when I, I put bacon

over the sticks and cooked this bacon over

the fire and Elvis Aiden was like, he's

cooking lunch meat, and I got pissed.

It's not lunch meat.

The fuck is lunch meat?

It's called bacon, stupid Americans.

Lunch meat.

I don't know why Americans always gotta

use the dumbest sounding terms for

everything.

Where's the— oh yeah, the hole I dug for

Mila was over there.

That's where I dug the Mila hole,

and then my uncles got mad, kept telling

my mum to tell me to stop because it's

dangerous, and then they buried it.

They filled it in when I was out.

When I think— when I went to Manchester,

they filled it in.

Fuck, I'm not allowed to talk about exes.

No, I didn't talk about ex, I just said

that's the hole I dug.

Shit, now I'm gonna get in trouble.

How much my mum buy this house?

Um, she didn't buy it.

I mean, my granddad bought the land in

like 1950-something, and then he built the

house, or he paid some builders to help

him build it.

And then, uh, when he died

all my uncles and my dad got a share, and

then my dad bought out everyone else's

share, and then we got the house.

Recently, all my uncles have moved.

Like, my uncle next door moved,

and then my other uncle moved to Scotland.

And then I've got one uncle in Australia,

and then the other uncle, I don't know,

he cut ties with us cuz he got mad.

He got mad cuz we got the house and he

didn't.

And then apparently he claimed that my

granddad promised that he would get the

house,

and then he believed him for some

Moony watches your streams religiously.

What, Moon from Russia?

I thought she hated me now.

I remember as a kid we'd go over to my

grandmother's house and then the 5

brothers, including my dad, would have

like a secret meeting with my grandmother.

And then me, my mum, and sister had to

wait outside with the door closed because

we weren't allowed in.

And then there was like heated discussion

about like who gets what,

what's fair.

And then one uncle was upset because he

didn't get more money even though he got

the equal amount of money everyone else

got.

And then because no one else backed him

up, he got mad and then cut ties with

everyone.

Um, we only saw him last time at the

hospital where my dad was sick back in

2019.

He didn't even come to my sister's

wedding.

So because, because he doesn't want to see

us, that means none— his wife and his kids

aren't allowed to see us either because

they've all got to support him

and be on his side.

The hell was that?

Yeah, I think in the end when he saw my

dad dying in the ICU, he probably felt

guilt.

It's like you can get all mad about money

and who owes who what, but when the other

person is lying in a bed dying, I mean,

money feels so

Insignificant.

There's something in the bushes.

Yeah, my dad was conscious, but he

couldn't talk.

Because they put a ventilator— he had a

ventilator in his mouth,

and then later they did a trachea

thingamajig, and then they put the pipe in

his neck, but he still couldn't talk.

It must have been so frustrating knowing

that you don't have much time left and

then you can't even speak.

He tried speaking with his lips.

He was saying something like, I want to go

home, because we could read his lips.

He just kept saying, I want to go home.

Do you miss him?

Yeah, I wish I could show him my Tesla.

It would blow his mind.

He's like, he was like an old-school car

guy,

knew everything about engines and knew

everything about how a car works.

It would blow his mind.

But I mean, he was alive.

I mean, 2015 to 2019, there was electric

cars around.

It just wasn't very mainstream.

Tesla was around at those years.

It just wasn't very mainstream,

but the technology has come so far now.

Starts to feel a bit sick from this

It's a lot of honey.

Might get my vape.

Can't beat a vape.

I'm not really a fan of cigarettes.

太，阿哥。

Ah,

ah,

ah,

it's the fake bush.

That bush is pretty cool, isn't it?

I got a new one,

blueberry and raspberry.

Vape's so much better than cigarettes.

Snacks.

I had pineapple ice, but I think the ice

thing, like the ice menthol flavoring, was

like burning the inside of my mouth, and

it was like burning the inside of my

bottom lip.

So I stopped getting ice flavors.

Yeah, I guess I just buy this bit.

I don't buy the whole unit anymore.

I just get the refillable liquid.

Part that goes in.

No, I can't be bothered to dig a hole

again.

Whoa,

look!

Yeah, I love this hot weather.

So nice to go outside and not be freezing

and shivering.

Only a few months of it left and then it's

gone.

Back to wearing 5 layers of clothing.

Do I miss Japan?

Nope,

not really.

I miss, um, Thailand food courts a little

bit.

The beef noodle soup was pretty good.

No, I didn't watch the World Cup.

I saw some of the clips because of that

Haaland guy kept going viral.

Erling Haaland became such a meme.

Yeah, football's boring.

Yeah, I did football sports betting in

2021.

I bet £500 England would lose— no,

I think I bet that they would win against

Italy.

And I went to this girl's house, a viewer,

and she gave me vodka Coke and I got

completely drunk.

And I couldn't move.

I was on the floor, I couldn't move at

all.

And then her boyfriend came back,

and I was so drunk, and I was like, I

wasn't trying to sleep with your

girlfriend, I swear.

And then he laughed, and then he made me

some toast.

I ended up being able to walk again around

2 AM, and then I left.

Yeah,

I cried.

I got really drunk and I cried on the

floor.

Yeah, he was a nice guy.

Definitely wasn't trying to smash his

girlfriend.

I got so drunk.

No, I don't think I can juggle anymore.

Why did I stop uploading content for the

last few months?

I was trying to live a normal life without

YouTube.

I thought YouTube was ruining my life.

Turns out I'm ruining my life, not

YouTube.

Even without YouTube, I end up ruining my

life.

So if YouTube wasn't the problem, then why

stay away from it?

At least I get, I get to do stuff like do

a silly stream, make a love potion, chat

to you guys.

It's— it didn't feel Like there was any

point staying away from it anymore.

YouTube is nice because it filters out—

filters out the people who want to be here

and like me.

I mean, it— I mean, it filters out the

people who don't want to be here and don't

like me, and then it filters in the people

who do like me and want to stick around.

I can say, hey, this is me, this is what

I'm like, and then you get to choose if

you want to stick around or not.

Some people don't want to stick around

when they find out what I'm like,

and that's fair and everything,

I guess.

The hate watchers have all gone.

There's like no hate comments at all.

So I want to do some adventures, use my

Starlink, do some new stuff,

make some new content.

Hopefully meet some people

at some point.

Since when do you smoke and vape?

I don't really smoke, but I've vaped since

last year, I guess.

Yeah, I got a Starlink Mini.

It's there.

It's pretty good.

Stream hasn't disconnected at all.

I feel like it doesn't matter what kind of

person you are, there's people out there

for you.

There's, there's your people.

Out there somewhere

who will accept you as you are.

Yeah, satellite internet.

Elon launches the rockets into space, they

fly around the Earth, and then that little

dish picks it up.

It's pretty cool.

The technology we have nowadays—

people would have dreamed to have this

stuff like 10, 20 years ago, living in the

middle of nowhere with no broadband.

I have no idea how it works.

It's like things flying around in space

can get picked up by the little dish.

Yeah, I cut my hair a few weeks ago.

It's looking good.

Subreddit's been pretty entertaining this

last few days.

Don't know if you've been seeing it.

Yeah, I wonder if I bring that thing

abroad.

It should work, shouldn't it?

I don't see why it wouldn't work.

Unless it's like region locked.

So theoretically I should be able to put

it in my backpack, go to Japan, and it'll

work.

I heard they're putting it on planes

because it would work great on a plane,

wouldn't it?

You put it on the roof of a plane, it's

got access to the sky above,

Let's put like one really long Starlink.

They should put it on the Tesla, really,

or they should have a little slot on the

Tesla where you put it in.

I got these suction cups,

although I'm not really going to use it

whilst driving, so I guess there's no

point.

I mean, I guess I could do boring stream

where it's just pointed at me driving.

With my AI Viking music.

Yeah, I got the roaming plan.

It's, uh, £50 a month for 100 gigabytes or

£100 a month for unlimited, but I think

100 gigabytes is enough.

I think most my streams only use a couple

gigabytes and I don't stream every day.

I only do a few hours, so it's fine.

I want to get the Jackery power supply

thing,

and then I could do like— or have to wait

like an hour or 2 for my hair to dry.

What do I do for a living?

I just have a minimum wage job.

Don't really want to talk about it.

But I'm trying to get my YouTube income

back up.

With the last few streams, I got it back

up to $180.

I wonder if I can get it back up to like

$500 a month.

Your music playlist is public?

Yeah, can you see the AI Viking stuff I

have?

It's pretty good.

Also, the hair dryer, it gives your hair

volume.

Fluffs it up.

Otherwise it would just be flat, it was

just dry flat.

Um, there's no set day.

I'm trying to space it out to like one

stream a week, maybe 2 max.

I don't want to bore people.

Church bells ringing.

Can you hear them?

It's getting cold.

I've got to clean up all this mess.

Do 15 minutes more and then I'm done.

15, not

50.

I've got a little trip planned coming very

soon.

Going to bring the Starlink.

Did Tiko Sam really get HIV?

People have been saying that for years.

Is Andrew Tate guilty?

Guilty of what?

Probably

if there's so many people coming out

saying stuff about him, it's probably

true.

What happened to Russell Brand with his

court cases?

Whoa,

he should make some videos about why I

hated getting HIV.

Although, I mean, it's probably best not

to publicize that you got HIV,

but then if you try and sleep with a girl

when you got HIV I'm pretty sure that's a

crime.

Don't you lose a lot of weight if you get

HIV?

Because do you remember Freddie Mercury?

Didn't he get it and he lost loads of

weight?

Better than going to the gym.

Do people really die?

I don't think people die from it anymore.

Don't they have medication?

I still can't believe someone told me they

had brain cancer and then I said, is it

better now?

And then he said, no, it's brain cancer.

And I was like, oh, I'm sorry to hear

that.

And then he just said, no, don't be.

Kind of random thing to tell a stranger.

He was like, look, look at my scar.

I just kept saying I'm sorry.

I don't know what to say, really.

I wonder what cancer I'm gonna get.

My uncle had bowel cancer and then they

cured it, but then it moved to his lungs.

And then he died.

Are you reading the chat?

No.

Remember when Total Biscuit died?

I remember I found out I was in Malaysia

in a taxi, and then I cried about it, and

then I donated $50 or something to Jenna

Bain for her.

Medical treatment GoFundMe.

TotalBiscuit was one of my favorite

YouTubers.

I can't believe he died.

I only ever cried about 2 people dying, my

dad and TotalBiscuit.

I gave you the hardest question.

I missed it.

What was it?

How's Pushkin?

Pushkin's changed.

He doesn't come in my room anymore.

He used to sit on the window.

Every night.

He doesn't do that anymore.

He now sits on this little patch of dirt

by the gate, and he sleeps on the patch of

dirt all day.

Every time I come home, he's sitting on

that patch of dirt when he's got a whole

house with comfy sofas and pillows.

He'd rather sleep on a patch of dirt.

Why are you retching?

Must be the love potion.

I think it's working.

My bum hurts.

This bench is not very comfy.

I got some cool new things for the car.

I'll show you soon.

Yeah, I got the vaccine.

I had 2 shots.

I had, I had Pfizer twice.

I feel fine.

I don't think I ever got COVID.

I was pretty sick a couple years ago, but

I think it was just flu.

Does anyone even get COVID anymore?

You never hear about it now.

I had the meningitis vaccine.

I got the scar

somewhere there.

A bunch of people died from meningitis.

Earlier this year in Canterbury.

Apparently it was from kissing and sharing

vapes

from Canterbury University.

That's where Chris Broad went.

Well, I feel like the world is pretty

peaceful right now.

No more COVID,

back to normal.

It's getting cold.

6 minutes and then I'm done.

I've got to clean up all this mess.

Look at all this.

I'm not from London, I'm from Maidstone.

Made Stone.

Is it Made Stone or Maidstone?