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Okay, so I've got zero updates

since yesterday.

You now may leave.

New updates. My hair is clean.

Oh yeah, I do have an update. I got paid

by Every, my last paycheck,

£60 for the last 4 days I did before

they banned me again.

No, it wasn't £60 in total because I

already took out half of it with the early

payment system. So I think I took about

£40 out and then they paid me the

remaining £60. So I made about £100, I

think, for the last 4 days. So basically

they bought my new tire for me by

letting me come back for 4 days. Although

I probably wouldn't have needed a new tire

if I didn't go back for the 4 days.

Although I probably needed a new tire

anyway because mine was getting old.

So £100 for 4 days.

I didn't deliver much though because yeah,

I remember going there and I took all the

boxes and I could only fit about 25 boxes.

Why did Amazon credit card go up again?

Because I bought the Switch. And I've

decided to keep it.

Why did they ban you? They said I'm

a high risk and pass— I'm a security

risk and a parcel risk because

of my Amazon Flex videos on my YouTube

channel. And then he said, that is you

done, mate. And then I blocked him. He

tried to phone me, but I didn't accept the

call because I had a feeling what it was

going to be about. So yeah,

kind of embarrassing. I don't know if he

knows my channel or if the people above

just told him because of the YouTube

channel. I doubt they would start

gossiping and like say what my channel is.

That'd be unprofessional.

I didn't do any— do anything wrong. They

banned me because I got banned on Amazon.

And I guess because Amazon is one of their

clients, Amazon aren't going to be happy

if a previously banned Amazon driver is

now delivering Amazon parcels for Every.

So yeah, lost my job, lost my girlfriend,

lost everything.

But at least I have my dignity.

Nearly lost my YouTube channel too.

Well, I don't care. It's been raining

every day for the last 3 weeks. I'm glad

I'm not out there delivering. Would have

been awful.

If I was going to get fired, I would have

preferred it if I got fired because my

performance was really bad, not because of

some stupid YouTube video that I made a

year ago. Bit annoying.

Yeah, and by the way, I don't know why so

many people are messaging Moon trying to

be her friend. She's— she doesn't want to

be your friend, okay? You're creeping her

out. She's now saying she regrets making

it public. I said we should keep it a

secret. Like I was keeping it a secret and

then she just announced it in the YouTube

chat. So yeah, people stop sliding into

her DMs and trying to be her friend. She

don't want to be your fucking friend.

Fuck off.

Stop asking like, oh, what's your

WhatsApp? What's your Telegram? What's

your this and that?

It's weird.

Get lost. Pissing me off now. And I'm

very disappointed actually, because people

who I thought weren't annoying, turns out

you people also like, be, be my friend,

Moon. Get lost. She doesn't want to be

your friend.

I don't know if people are like this with

Crypt and Sunny when she joined the

God, you people really mind your own

business. You can watch, but don't touch.

Okay? Jesus.

And she tells me everything, by the way,

so don't think I don't know.

Yep, I know all the people sliding into

the DMs. Don't think I don't know. Got

your IP address too.

Have I remodeled my forecast when my mum

will get repaid? Um,

But not really.

I don't know, it's like, uh, hmm,

hmm, I guess nothing's really changed.

Although I am kind of pricing in a trip to

Thailand or maybe somewhere, I don't know.

At the end of the year. It's a business

trip, it's to make content,

obviously.

Well, I have to see next month, see how

much money I get from my stocks this

month. Stocks are looking good though.

Barrick Gold ripping, Tesla ripping.

Um, Russell not really doing anything.

Second channel doing very well, by the

way. Second channel is getting more views

than the main channel now.

So I basically just wake up and then I

spend all morning pumping out Switch 2

videos, and then I finish around 12, and

then I have lunch, and then I relax and I

play some Mario Kart for a few hours. And

then market opens, I do some trading, and

then about 4 or 5, I go have a shower and

then start preparing for the stream.

That's my daily routine. It's quite nice.

I just, I feel like there's no point

making videos anymore for the main

channel. I might as well just focus on

making videos for the second channel and

then purely stream on this channel.

Yeah, the second channel is ripping. I've

got like 22,000 views in the previous 2

days already, which is more than what this

channel gets. And all I'm doing is like

pumping out the same thing over and over

again but changing the words. Like Switch

2 versus Steam Deck, Steam Deck versus

Switch 2, Switch 2 versus ROG Ally, ROG

Ally versus Switch 2. This is so stupid,

but it works. It is so dumb.

And I just, I just read out a script off

Copilot and I'm like, Switch 2 has

graphics, really good graphics, came out

this year, sold 2 million units. I'm dying

inside reading it. It's so fucking boring.

Gosh, raining again. Holy shit.

Yeah, 2025. I didn't think my YouTube

career would surmount to me just reading

AI scripts, but if it works, it works.

Whatever. Who even cares?

I put more effort into making the

thumbnail, and then I just get AI to do

everything else, like write the title,

write description, write the tags, write

the script. It can even

make thumbnails, although they're a bit

weird looking, so I just make them myself.

It's easier. They look kind of

janky, like the hand has a missing finger

or something, or the switch looks— half of

it's the switch already, the other half is

the other switch. Yeah, I like

making the thumbnail. It's the only

creative aspect of making videos I, I kind

of enjoy, cuz it's like, uh, graphic

design where you move the text

about and you choose the colors. I quite

like the thumbnail part of doing videos,

trying to make it look pleasing.

Yeah, AI has just made everything kind of

boring because it just does everything so

well. There's no point for us humans to be

here at all. I mean, us humans might as

well not even exist anymore. AI can just

So yeah, I did pump out 5 or 6 Switch 2

videos. I've got another 170 to go,

making about $5 per video.

200 times 5, it's $1,000. Easy money.

The Switch 2 is a tool. I use

it to generate money.

It's like maybe a day trader has a £500

account, funded account. I've got £500

Switch. That's my tool to generate me

money. I think for me,

like putting, putting £400 into a trading

account is probably more risky than buying

a Switch and using that to pump out

content. No, I'm not returning it. I

already bought Mario Kart World, so you

can't return that. I bought the digital

I really like Mario Kart World. It feels

really good. The looks of it, the visuals,

the way it plays, the sounds, everything

about it is visually and sensorially

satisfying. It just feels good.

Yeah, I quite like it. It's good to kill a

few hours. And you know the good thing

about Switch 2 is the battery only lasts a

few hours, so by the time the battery's

dead, eh, kind of time to stop playing

anyway. I played a bit of Witcher 3.

It's actually pretty good on Switch too,

even though it looks a bit dated now, but

it still, still looks pretty good if you

haven't played it before.

I got bored of it though. I couldn't be

bothered. I kept dying. I hate games where

it's like you die over and over again and

then you can't progress. Mario Kart's not

like that. There's nothing ever holding

you back.

Yeah, I played a lot of Witcher 3 when it

came out on Switch first time, but I

haven't played the DLCs. Couldn't be

bothered. It's too old

now. I don't like playing really old

games. I like to play the cutting edge,

the bleeding edge of technology.

Yeah, so Moon didn't get the visa yet.

She got— she was applying for the

passport, not the visa. So she's got to

apply for the passport renewal thingy and

then apply for the visa. So it could take

some time. So July, probably not

doable.

Maybe August.

No, I'm not going outside. It's raining

and the conservatory is cold and it's loud

because of the rain.

No, I'm not really interested in Crypts

now. She talks too much to my enemies.

That's like the biggest thing that puts me

It's like such a massive off-putting thing

is When she— like, someone that you were

considering being intimate with is like

all chummy chum chum with all your

enemies. No, no thanks.

Like, I wouldn't trust that.

Kbug too. Uh, I'm not— I don't really like

Kbug much either, to be honest, because I

found out she's always on the bootleg

server as well, and she's like always

talking with my enemies, so To be honest,

they can stay on the bootleg server. I'm

not interested. I don't know why these

Turkey Tom girls came to my channel and

then ended up on the bootleg server.

It's really weird. It's like there's some,

some kind of psychological thing about

hanging out with the, the toxic people of

the community where there's some

kind of appeal to these Turkey Tom girls.

I don't really know how to explain it.

Yeah, I don't know why. Like, I mean, I'm

on the main server. If you're

not here for me, why are you here?

Like, why choose the bootleg server when

you could be on the main server where I

am? I don't get it.

So stay on the bootleg server and don't

come back, okay?

You made your choice.

Stupid Mark is ripping.

Oh,

people would stay on the main if it wasn't

for censorship and banning. Well, I don't

want people on the main if they're gonna

be rude to me.

When you're gonna get bored of your

Groundhog Day? I am bored.

I'm very bored.

But what am I gonna do?

There's nothing to do.

I don't

know what to do, really. Every day is just

I'm trying to think what I'm looking

forward to.

The main server's boring? No, it's not.

It's got all the cool people who don't

insult me all the time.

I mean, it's different for you because

they're not insulting you, are they?

So obviously you wouldn't care if they

were insulting me, but I care.

Why didn't you care when they did it to

Sunny? I did. I banned Pugman once

for being rude to Sunny.

And I did tell people to tone it down with

the making fun of her body stuff.

Yeah, and Sunny went on the Discord when I

was in the toilet and she was scrolling

through it and she saw what I said and she

said it made her happy. So I don't know

how she then goes and says that I never

did anything to defend her, which is a

load of rubbish because I've made several

attempts to defend her actually.

But it's just like one of those things

where they forget

the good stuff you've done,

just like my mum.

Yeah, when she has a rant and a tantrum,

she forgets anything good I've done so

that she can have the rant,

even though it's not true what she's

accusing me of.

Daniel had 3 girls eliminated before he

serials them. Yeah. Yeah, it's not easy

getting to the finish line. You have to

pass many tests,

but the prize is you get me.

Only the best for Daniel.

This whole Discord stuff is really

Because what— I don't understand why you

join a YouTuber's Discord when you don't

care about the YouTuber.

Surely there's tons of other Discord

servers where it's just like,

make internet friends. We have social

anxiety, like that kind of stuff. Why do

they join my Discord if they don't care

I don't know why they do that.

You'd only find the main server boring if

what you want to do is make fun of me.

So you're only saying it's boring because

you can't be rude to me on it. So if what

you think is fun is being rude to me,

then yeah, you're not welcome.

Go have your own server.

I mean, what do you want to do on it apart

from being a dick to me? Like, what makes

The other server has more people.

No, it doesn't. What, the other server has

600 people? Highly doubt it.

Is more fun and genuinely interesting.

Why?

Oh no, I don't get it.

Because you can talk about anything you

want on the main Discord. Just don't be

rude to me. That's like, I mean, also

don't like dox people or anything.

What's for dinner tonight? Uh, shouldn't I

just make sausages and potatoes?

What happened to the lives that Sunny

reported? Yeah, it's weird.

Only one got any kind of restrictions,

and then the other 2 are fine.

The other 2 have no restrictions, even

though one of them wasn't blurred, and

it's been over 2 days. So it was

very strange.

She's gonna be mad that she couldn't get

him taken down.

Does Sunny hate you? Yeah, probably.

First they love you, then they hate you.

That's how it always goes.

What would I do differently with Moon?

Uh, not show her.

Not film her.

Probably most of the problems could have

been avoided if I never filmed Sunny,

but she was the one who insisted.

Ideally, I mean, it would be nice to have

a girlfriend who wants to be on the

channel, but no one can handle it unless

there's something very wrong with them.

Everyone gets upset about it.

Yeah, Crypt could, but I'm not interested

in Crypt, so who cares.

I mean, it doesn't even get that many

views anyway. Like, it doesn't get that

many extra views. If I

have a girl on camera.

What gets the views is when I do stuff

because there's a girl in the picture.

Like when there's no girl, I don't do

anything. I just kind of stagnate.

I think the call to action is what is more

interesting than just showing the girl.

The glasses make me look feminine. Well,

that's kind of the whole point.

What, you think I'm trying to look

masculine with my hairstyle

and these glasses?

I didn't like the rectangle glasses

because I could see the edges of the frame

more closely like that. It was like

looking through a little letterbox. So I

like the bigger glasses because I can see

more without the frame becoming

distracting.

When does interest start hitting my Amazon

card? I think next month.

So I don't know when to like sell

everything.

I'd like to squeeze out a tiny bit more,

maybe like an extra 500 or 600 would be

Yeah, I just read off, uh, AI scripts on

the second channel.

It doesn't even matter. One of my videos

has 7K views and I'm just reading off the

scripts from Copilot.

It literally doesn't matter. Like,

putting effort into a script makes

no difference. Putting effort into editing

makes no difference.

It's so depressing. Like, I put effort—

I put a lot of effort into the editing in

one of the Switch videos on the main

channel. It was called 30 Hours After

or something. Yeah, I put a lot of effort

into that editing and it flopped. Didn't

make any difference.

You get 20 views. Well, yeah, because I've

just uploaded them, you fucking moron.

Check back in a few days and then see.

It'll have like 5,000,

7,000. People are really dumb.

They think when I upload the video it's

gonna get thousands of views straight

away. It takes time for the algorithm to

sort it. It didn't just happen straight

away. Check back in a few days and then

say It's only got 20 views. So fucking

stupid.

I uploaded it like 2 hours ago, 3 or 4

hours ago. Of course it's got no views.

The channel is dead. It doesn't get any— I

don't have like a big audience or anything

on it.

Stupid market. What the fuck is it doing?

Go up or go down. It's not doing anything.

It's so irritating.

I mean, it's like it looks like it's gonna

go up and then it tricks you and then it

goes down and then it all looks like it's

good. It's like edging you. I lost like 10

pounds today trying to get into a long and

then it never went long. And now it looks

like it wants a tank. It's like such a

slow-motion tank.

I kept taking tiny little losses.

It's like death by a thousand paper cuts.

I just think the longs are not working

today.

I closed all my longs, but I've been like

trying to get back into longs. But I keep

getting stopped out. I think I'm done

trying to go long.

Okay, Navi, you're banned.

Banned for the second time.

People just don't learn, do they?

You think after they get banned the first

time they would like adjust their

behavior, but they don't.

What do you mean that's not what a death

by a thousand paper cuts means? That's

exactly what it means.

How's it not what it means? Shut the fuck

Why? I'm in a bad mood. Yeah, I don't

know, I was just in a bad mood.

People are annoying.

Oh God, I don't know why I do YouTube

sometimes when I hate people so much.

People are so irritating.

I don't think there's anything more

irritating in this world than people.

Huh, that's why I wanted to

do trading stuff, because there's no

people involved with it, but it's so hard.

Sometimes it's

just so frustrating having to,

having to do a YouTube channel where You

kind of need other people, like a girl or

something, and then they go rogue and they

turn against you.

People are so hard to manage.

Yeah, I would not like to be a manager in

a proper job.

And then if I had to fire someone, it'd be

awkward, wouldn't it?

Sometimes I just— I like the second

channel more because,

you know, the people They're

like disposable, aren't they?

Why isn't the YouTube Studio app opening?

Yeah, I like this second channel because

the people are disposable and I can just

like go through, like clickbait them and

then they go and then I clickbait another

100,000 people. I don't need

them. I'll just get— I'll just bait more

Like, I don't need to maintain a following

or anything. It's nice.

Yeah, weird. The YouTube app— oh, it's

working now.

How do you do this every day if you hate

this so much? Because I have to.

Sometimes I don't hate it. Sometimes I'm

not in a great mood. I don't really enjoy

it.

I don't know,

I feel a bit cranky today for some reason.

Maybe because of trading. I don't know,

really.

Although I feel like I'm caring less about

it recently.

Because I've been distracted with the

Switch 2 videos.

But I guess good news is that I beat

Sunny. I mean, not physically, but, you

know, I beat her

attempts to get my streams taken down.

So that's a W.

You know, a bit annoying. I didn't think

she would come back and like try and

report me.

I thought she would have just disappeared

by now, but she's still lurking about,

checking up on the subreddit.

I mean, why does she care anymore? Like,

I feel like she only cares because she's

like worried That is gonna affect her.

No one cares anymore. Just move

on, get on with your stupid life. No one

gives a shit.

She's just like, oh no, Daniel's weird

viewers are harassing me. No,

they're not. They don't even care anymore.

I don't even care anymore. You're the only

one who cares.

Just go away.

How do I know it's her reporting? Because

you can't do a privacy complaint unless

you actually prove that it's you.

Otherwise, I mean, any of you could just

pretend you're Sunny and then report my

videos, couldn't you?

You need to submit documents.

Ow. I hate people like

trying to mess with my channel, like with

the, um, the bots really annoyed me.

What do you mean the videos don't show her

identity? Not the videos, but the streams

where she's in the stream. I don't think

there's videos where she's in the video

apart from like a couple seconds because

she didn't want to be in on the camera

anymore in the recent videos. So that kind

of turned out well for me. She made me

edit her out in the recent ones, like the

IKEA one, but she was

never in videos. She was just in streams.

We never really— well, we only did a few

videos and she was holding the camera.

Are you done being upset with me? I don't

know. It seems like you're best friends

with people like Pugman. And I

don't like these people.

Pugman bullies me. I don't like him. I

don't like Manu because he says

negative stuff about me all the time.

Makes me feel bad.

And they say stuff that's not even true,

like that I don't clean my sink and

that I'm 5'7.

And they won't apologize.

What do I think of Rune? I don't know.

I don't have a problem with Rune or

Jupiter, even though they keep getting

banned. They've never been rude

to me. From what I've seen, they spam a

lot of rubbish, which gets a bit annoying,

but I don't get

irritated by them.

But apparently they dox or something. I

Oh, what time is it?

7 o'clock. Might make food soon.

Jupiter's a full-body brown bobby. Yeah,

they got the same color.

I don't know. You know, I was really

excited with the Switch 2 to pump out

videos, and now the views are falling off.

It's like the crash after the rise.

I just, I wish I got a bit more views,

like 100K.

It just peaked out at what, 23K?

Yeah, stupid YouTube throttled it.

I got 23K on the first one and then I got

nearly 10K on another one on the main

second channel, and then I've got a couple

5 and 7Ks, and then a bunch of 1 and 2Ks.

Maybe

it'll keep getting views over time.

I think it got in total about 50K

views,

which is like $100. I needed $600 to

break even.

No, I'm not going to return it. I quite

like it. It has become part of my daily

routine to play some Mario Kart, and you

just can't play Mario Kart on anything

else. It's a very unique

game. No other racing game does what

It helps me relax. Like the time between

lunchtime and trading time where I've got

a few hours after I finish making all my

videos. It's a nice downtime activity.

I'm thinking I just do the same videos,

but I switch, I switch the words around.

Like instead of Switch 2 versus Steam

Deck, I do Steam Deck versus Switch 2.

What do you think? And I just basically

just say the same thing again, but in a

different way. And then Switch

2 versus Steam Deck versus ROG Ally, and

then Steam Deck versus ROG Ally versus

Switch 2. I just switch the words around.

Genius tactic.

What do you mean no one watched my Switch

video? It's got 7,000 views on my newest

Oh, my Stellar Blade video has 400

already. It got 1 out of 10. This might

pop. I don't know. I mean,

500 views in the first few hours on the

dead channel looks

Yeah, I'm quite excited about the second

channel. It has potential, unlike this

stupid dead channel.

It's just pumping out anything with low

effort. Yeah, because when I put effort

into things, it flops. So when has

anything I put effort into gone viral

and like done amazing views? Never.

I used to be passionate about making

videos and put effort into the edits and

stuff, and it just flopped all the time.

And then all I had to do was say, do not

buy Pokémon whatever game, and it got 100K

views. And I thought, why do I— why am I

even bothering anymore?

Why I Have No Friends video. I copied the

Why I Have No Friends video from Raw

Sammy. It wasn't even an original video.

And then I just say a load of bollocks

about having sex with men.

And it's just— it was a copied video where

I just troll in half of it. It was a shit

video. I don't know why it went viral.

Half of it was just copying what Raw Sammy

said, and the other, other half was just

me saying I don't have sex with men.

And then my second most famous video, the

Steam Deck one, was also just a trolling

video of me just rambling.

About it not fitting in my backpack, but

for some reason people found that

hilarious. And oh yeah,

my Elden Ring video got a million views.

I didn't even play the game yet. I was

like, oh, playing Elden Ring for 2 days

now. I didn't even play it for 1 second

and it got over a million views.

YouTube is a joke. A joke of a website

where Stuff you put care and love

into flops and dies, and then stuff you

just wing it and don't give a shit about

goes viral.

What does that teach you?

That you're wasting your time trying and

you should just half-ass everything

because what's the point?

I became jaded and bitter. Because every

time I tried hard, it failed.

YouTube is a stupid website.

I used to put passion into it back in

2018. And then nothing

worked apart from stupid, oh, I cheated on

my wife nonsense drama.

That was the only way to get over 50K

I tried and I failed. The lesson is never

try. Minimum effort. In everything,

because then if— at least if it fails, I

can't complain because I didn't put any

effort into it. I'll be like, uh, didn't

take long to make, so whatever.

Ask Japan guy got in trouble with his

company. Why did

he talk about his company? How did they

find out where he worked?

Very scary. Tell him to get on OnlyFans.

Ditch the company.

50-year-old Japanese guy, that's me in 15

years.

Wow, market's doing nothing. I wonder why.

Did I return the mic? Yeah, but that's

gone back. I should be getting the refund

soon. Also,

I'm getting a refund from the The Tide

account. So Tide gave me

£100 for being an EveryDriver, for signing

up with the app. And then they took £25

for service admin because apparently I was

on the max plan. So I sent them a ticket

saying, can I get my money back? And they

agreed. I said I didn't realize I was on

the max plan. So they said they're going

to refund me my £25, which is good. And I

got £60 from Every, which is nice.

Things are looking up,

and all my rubbish got taken, so that's

nice. And I got my bin back,

plus an extra one.

Always look on the bright side.

Now I will pay you.

I'm back. Might make dinner soon.

Oh, oh, is it tanking?

Oh God, I hope it tanks.

No, I'm not paying £30 a month.

I think my overdraft for last month was—

check my Spreadsheet.

£10 plus £25— oh,

£35.

£35 overdraft last month,

but I had a lot of overdraft last month,

nearly £2,000. This month I've only got

about £1,000, so it should be half that.

Is Moon okay? Yeah, she just said, um,

She has to start waking up early, so won't

be able to make it— might not be able to

make it to the streams.

So yeah, unfortunately, uh, overdraft

probably around £20 to £30 a month at this

rate. Stupid YouTube takes so long to give

me my money. It should be another nine

days until I get my YouTube money.

Why can't they just give it to me now? I

mean, it's in the account. It's already

there. It says one thousand and eight

pounds. Just give it to me now. What are

I don't know what that clicking is. It's

so annoying. Something clicking in the

kitchen. Yeah, I know on-screen chat's not

moving. I don't know why. It's stupid,

isn't it?

Now it's gone. What rubbish

Streamlabs software.

What mic do I use? It's the Razer Seiren

X2, I think.

Damn, Barrick Gold's ripping today. It's

up nearly 4%. Yeah,

I don't foresee having to do anything in

a while. I've done my MOT, I fixed my car.

I got food. What else do I need to do?

I beat Sunny, not physically,

just with the reporting thing.

So what do we do now?

Anything new coming out? Like Steam Deck

2, maybe?

Sunny can't do nothing now. She's, she's

fired all her bullets.

She only had a couple streams she could

report. And nothing happened.

Actually, I think you can still

see it in the UK. It seems like the

changes haven't come into effect.

We need something new. Yeah, well,

everyone has no passport and not

much money or needs a visa,

so not much I can do really.

I blame the British girls, to be honest.

Where the British girls at?

Nowhere.

No, I wouldn't go to Thailand now when the

weather's warm in the UK. I'd go when it's

unbearably cold here.

I don't really want to be here in the

winter. I'd be freezing. Car will just

turn into an icebox. Every time you would—

might want to go out, you scrape all the

ice off. I remember when my mum kicked

me out, it was really cold and icy. My car

was covered in ice. I was scraping it all

off to get it going.

Can't really do a dramatic departure

when you got to scrape all the ice off.

It's really annoying stuff, like all the

glass fogs up inside of the car and you

gotta blast the heater.

You turn the heater off for like 2 seconds

and all the fog comes back, you can't see

It's been raining every day for nearly 3

weeks now. I can't believe it. Yesterday

was a bit sunny. I did my laundry.

No, I'm not getting a tattoo. I'd never

get a tattoo.

Maybe I'd get a barcode because it'll be

funny, or a QR code, and it's like my

PayPal or something. Oh, how about an arc

where you become extremely religious but

still do the exact same things? That could

be funny. Well, I am wearing my Jesus

Christ jumper with Faith, the Faith logo.

I've done this spiritual arc, didn't I,

when Mila dumped me?

And get a QR code tattooed on my forehead.

Put a QR code in my cart with my OnlyFans.

People scan it and then my butthole just

appears.

Chibiro.

Oh look, the chat came back. Very strange.

I don't

know, not really anything exciting me

currently.

Geographical restrictions set.

But they haven't been set. It says

restrictions none.

Weird.

Very weird.

Tomorrow I will do

exactly what I did today. Great.

So exciting.

OnlyFans kind of dead as well.

I'm just stuck around 50 followers.

Yeah. No growth.

What's my

ultimate goal in life?

Hmm. Sex and money and hugging

and some kissing too.

And food.

Did you hear

I want sex, money, food, and love, and

cuddles, and finger up the

Did I EQ my new mic? What does that mean?

This is my old mic. I sent back the

wireless mic because it was rubbish. And I

didn't find a way to use it that I really

wanted, that I really cared about.

Why do people say you have a lesbian

haircut? Because they are conditioned to

think that a man must have a fade.

Stupid Western— like, the stupid fad

right now in Western society is to get a

fade. I think

it looks cringe. I hate fades.

I have a traditional Japanese haircut.

Did I smell the spatula?

No, I don't remember if I ate the sausage

or not. I might have. I might have just

cleaned it and then ate it.

Oh wow, they just chose it. I heard none

of these girls have passports and can't

afford flights. How about Chosen flies

over and we can go to Portsmouth and bang

hookers while railing lines? I'll pay for

it. I'll also pay them extra to kiss and

peg you. What do you think? Not really

interested in hookers. I want a

girlfriend.

But thanks. When does my

passport expire? 2029? Yeah, I got mine

renewed in 2019.

I don't know why it takes so long for

other people. I swear with the UK you just

press get new passport and they send you

one within a week and it costs like £50.

I don't understand why it takes a month or

more to renew a passport.

It literally took 2 days for me to renew

my passport last time. I took a picture on

my phone, I submitted it online, I paid

the £50 or whatever, and then they sent it

the next day. And I don't understand why

it's such a big time-consuming task.

Maybe it's just different overseas.

Visa applications are a pain in the

backside though.

Why can't people just go on holiday

without needing to like prove income and

prove this and prove that? Maybe people

just want to go on holiday for a couple

weeks. It's not a big deal, is it?

I mean, if they're planning to stay

illegally, whether they prove the income

or not doesn't make a difference, does it?

It's not going to stop them. So, oh, you

prove your income. Okay, that means you're

not going to stay illegally. Yeah, but

what if I was? Like, if I wanted to stay

illegally, I'd just do what I

need to do and then stay illegally anyway.

They're stupid. These stupid idiots making

all these stupid rules. That don't make

any sense. I mean, none of your business

if I've got enough money or not to get to

like go on a 2-week holiday.

Whoever's making these rules is a moron.

It's like a stupid rule to rent a house.

Oh, you got to make £3K a month to pay

what, the £800 a month? Rent? I don't make

$3K a month. I'm paying the rent here just

fine. Idiot made these rules.

I mean, if someone's going to like,

what's the point? Because they don't want

people to come to the country and

overstay.

If they want to overstay, they're going to

overstay. You can't stop that.

You're just inconveniencing everyone else

who just wants to go on holiday

because there's like, well, 1% who might

overstay.

So annoying. I hate visa stuff.

I think you shouldn't need to have a visa

to go to another country, but you

would need a visa to get a job. So if you

don't have a visa, you wouldn't be able to

stay in the country long anyway unless you

made money overseas online.

Yeah, I don't know why the chat's kind of

buggy today.

I got gas coming out.

I'll rip a fat one into the mic.

People say I don't fart on stream, but I

do all the time. I just don't make a

noise. It's silent.

I spread the cheeks and let it slowly come

Tim Schofield also making Switch 2 videos.

Now who's copying who?

God, why is the YouTube app so slow on my

Look, it's just It's not loading.

I force closed it and reopened it.

Look, weird.

Okay, I'll use my web browser so I can

laugh at Tim Schofield.

Hey everybody, Tim Schofield here. He

sounds like Kermit the Frog.

Uh-huh. Tim Schofield's Switch 2 video

full opt, only 26K views in 3 days and

he's got 930K subs. Dead channel.

He only got a couple thousand more views

than I did. And he probably put way more

effort into his video. He's gonna try

copyright strike me for that millisecond

of sound. Hey, I'm going.

That's what Americans sound like.

Dickhead. I couldn't stream on YouTube for

90 days because of this fuckhead. Fucking

Tim Schofield. Fucking prick.

His stupid dumb smiling face in his

profile picture. He made me lose 90 days

of streaming income. Fucking moron.

This stupid dead channel. Look, he can't

even get more than 50k views.

Wireless robot lawnmower, 15k views.

Hahaha.

Loser. Hate his guts. I,

I used like 10 seconds of his footage and

looped it, and he gave me a copyright

strike, and I appealed it, and stupid

YouTube took his side.

I couldn't stream for 90 days. I had to go

I think I probably hate him the most on

all of YouTube.

He looks so annoying. He looks like a— an

AI robot as well.

He streams, uh, COD on Twitch to like 3

viewers. Who are probably his friends.

Well, I mean, what's the point?

What dick. Imagine making someone lose

90 days of stream income just because they

used 10 seconds of your footage.

Fucking dickhead.

I now hate all people called Tim.

It happened back in, I don't know,

2021. I'd do the same.

Only if they downloaded the entire video

and reuploaded it. If they used my footage

to make a commentary video, that's fine

because they added something to it. They

didn't just rip it and re-upload it.

Although, to be honest, I wouldn't even

mind anymore if you just download all my

videos and re-upload them. Maybe one will

go viral, because my channel sure as hell

There's one, one person used some of my

footage a while ago and now it's got

178,000 views. It's called Lost

in Manbu Manga Net

Cafés. He used some of my footage in the

video. I don't mind, to be honest.

If it means another 178,000 people learn

of me, that's cool. And then

Unreal Man. I could give Unreal Man a

copyright strike, but I won't, even though

he's a fucking dickhead where all he does

is make videos whinging about me.

But, you know, he made a commentary video

using the footage, whatever. He used 90%

of the— 90% of the video is mine.

I don't hate Unreal Man, although he is

kind of annoying.

And then I could copy strike Eugene

because he used my footage on his How

many views did he get? It only got 14

views. What?

That's weird. He's got 1 subscriber.

Is it just a re-upload of the whole video?

No, I don't copystrike people unless—

yeah, if, if they have like a whole

channel dedicated to mocking me and

they've used my stuff, yeah, I'll strike

them because you're a little shit.

I've erased entire channels before doing

that because all they did was upload clips

of me and then the titles were like,

Danny Boy is a stupid moron, like that.

So yeah, I copystrike the whole channel.

Think you can fuck with me? Fuck you back.

Yeah, Nobita copy striked me for putting

his face in a thumbnail.

It wasn't even in the video, it was just a

My stomach hurts.

It's like

gassy.

I might make dinner now.

Market is really slow motion tanking,

isn't it?

For lunch, I had noodles and that leftover

burger. It's pretty good. I had soba

Yeah, and the leftover potatoes, I had

them today.

Potatoes, sausages, and mushroom.

Make the stir fry again. Maybe some

broccoli.

Yesterday's food was quite good.

Okay.

Oh my God, I forgot to charge my phone.

It's only got 50% battery.

Damn it.

I thought I did charge it.

Testing. Oh, I didn't reset the Wi-Fi. I

think it's fine though. Oh,

hey Moon, nice to see you again.

The problem is, because I put my wireless

charger on, there might be a little

chirping sound. It's just the

sound of electricity, don't worry.

It's the sound of

electricity.

Oh gosh, been very dull with all this

rain. I haven't been able to enjoy the

garden or anything.

I'm really enjoying the new USB hub,

very convenient.

Can you hear the battery making a noise?

Well, at least we got no rubbish in the

kitchen now.

Oh, my stomach hurts already.

Oh my God, it says sausages used by the

9th. I gotta cook all of them.

I got 14 sausages.

Why does everything go off so quickly?

I thought it's like preserved meat.

Cook all of them, I guess.

God damn it,

they're thick and jumbo. They went off

3 days ago.

Are they still good?

I didn't know sausages go off because it's

like processed meat, isn't it?

As long as they're not slimy.

Put it up your bum, you know you want

to. It's the same

color as my skin.

Should we just cook all of them?

Uh, they're wet and cold.

Maybe I'll pan fry a few.

Sake. Look, oh, those sausages!

And then the rest cook in the pan.

It's a coin.

I get some vegetables.

Do you think insects

are in the fan?

No, although maybe I

should close it.

I've also not touched the rice in ages.

I've not cooked rice in ages because I've

got so many potatoes.

Uh, these mushrooms are gonna go off as

well, aren't they? Look, it's sweating

inside the package and it went off

yesterday. It's gonna get

moldy. Oh God, why is fucking food

going off so quick?

Many, many sausage.

I should probably prepare all the

mushrooms and put them into the fridge.

Well, maybe I'll just put it in the fridge

like that until next time.

It's crazy that the hardest thing about

cooking is making sure the food doesn't go

off before you eat it.

Look at this

meal.

Beautiful.

The sausages went off 3 days ago, so I

think I need to cook all of it.

No, these are pork sausages, not vegan.

Maybe some

rosemary.

Oh, the volume's very— sounds pretty good.

Oh damn, the rosemary smells so good.

Maybe more

oil.

Oh, it smells so good.

I think

these are done.

Sausage party. Oh my God, it's burning.

Are they done yet? I don't

know if they're done. I think they're

Black sausage.

Hmm,

see if

it's cooked.

Yeah, it looks good to me.

Didn't wash this plate very well.

It's too

many. Whoa.

I wonder which one tastes better,

pan-fried or air-fried.

Yeah,