[2024-12-03] worst day ever [u0EVovc8Trc]

Oh my God.

I accidentally pressed— oh

my God, what is this rubbish?

Can't believe this stupid— what?

Why is my stream demonetized?

I accidentally pressed the spacebar on my

keyboard, which for some reason

activated the end stream button. And then

I couldn't resume the stream because the

events had ended, and now this stream is

demonetized.

I'll try fiddling with the title.

Oh, now it's monetized. I got rid of the

part 2 in the title, now it's monetized.

It makes no sense.

I don't know who is behind this on

YouTube where it's demonetized and then

you change the title slightly and then it

gets monetized. Yeah, it's green now.

Oh, thank God. I don't know what happened.

I accidentally— my cup handle accidentally

hit the spacebar on my keyboard, which

activated the end stream button. And then

for some reason, when you end the stream,

you can't just stream again from the same

event. I had to make a new event because

the previous event ended and isn't on the

list anymore. God, what are they doing

now?

Got— I'm gonna restart my rant from the

Worst day ever, just got worse.

Now I lost my 150 viewers.

Stream's green at least.

No, one time I had a stream title called

Just Got Back from My

J-O-B and it was yellow, and I took out

the word J-O-B from the title and then it

I finished editing my new video Um,

today that I filmed earlier today,

I filmed it all in 4K resolution.

The file size is about 9 gigabytes. I'm

gonna upload it tonight.

Mm,

now I've got this stream that just ended

and it's only 20 minutes.

It's gonna get like 1,000 views.

I really want to look up Google Maps in a

minute to find that address to see what

kind of place it is.

How is YouTube money? Yes, slightly gone

up a bit. I made about $700 in

November, which is a bit of an improvement

over like $600.

Okay, so I was talking about the little

boy. Saying, yeah, I don't need to blur

his face. Kids are on YouTube all the

time. Why do people think I need to blur

his face just because he's a kid? And then

also, his help was not helpful, and I got

in by doing it my way, not by using his

help. So yeah, he wasn't helpful.

I don't need to blur his face.

And, um, what else did I say?

I've lost my— lost my momentum now. So

annoying. I can't believe I accidentally

pressed the spacebar. I didn't even know

pressing the spacebar would end the

Oh, ah, thanks, Sahar. I'm pretty

depressed today too. I have to go back to

my shitty job that I hate tomorrow, and

life is so boring with next year probably

gonna be way worse than this one. Yeah,

jobs suck. It's either boring or it's

stressful.

What would I do if the person whose parcel

didn't get delivered today will confront

you tomorrow? Well, I'm not going to

deliver it tomorrow. They'll They'll

assign a— they'll assign a new driver to

deliver it unless I'm really unlucky, and

then on my next shift I get given the same

parcel. That would be so funny. The

chances of that happening are basically

Yeah, really unlucky yesterday and today

for the evening shift. I got sent to

Tunbridge Wells, and then today I got sent

to Etchingham, which is not even in Kent,

it's in the adjacent

county of East Sussex.

TN postcode. All my postcodes are ME—

ME20, ME15. TN is not even

in Maidstone area, it's in Tunbridge.

So I still have his parcel in my car. I

gotta take it back to the Amazon warehouse

tomorrow before 10 AM. But the problem is

I don't have any work tomorrow. So now

I just gotta go there for nothing, just to

take back a parcel. So I'm thinking I

might do some Uber Eats since there's a

McDonald's nearby, which is quite good for

Uber Eats. So I might do lunchtime Uber

Eats, come back at 1 o'clock. Will you

change the Indian text-to-speech voice for

No, I like the Indian voice. It's iconic.

Just deliver it. Uh, no thanks,

because it's in the middle of nowhere.

So I'll show you again my map that

I made to show you what it was like.

So this is what the Amazon Flex map was

showing me. It's showing me a little road

with a house near some kind of water

source with a little dotted line going all

the way to the house. And the house looked

like it was miles away from the nearest

road. There was no way to just get to the

house from a public road. It looked like

it had this own private trail that would

take 20 minutes full of potholes,

probably in the pitch-black dark. So

either I go down there in my car and wreck

it in all the potholes driving 1 mile per

hour, or I park the car and And I just

sprint down this pitch-black dark in the

middle of the woods trail for, I don't

know, 15 minutes. So I just pressed

unable to deliver,

so I'm gonna take it back tomorrow.

Yeah, it literally looked like Resident

Evil 7, you know, that spooky wooden

house. In the middle of the woods in a

swamp. It looked like that. Well, I didn't

see it. I just saw the map on Amazon Flex,

but that's what I would imagine it looking

like. Okay,

and secondly, people kept whining in my

last video because I don't knock the door

and I don't hand the parcel to the

customer. You don't have to hand the

parcel to the customer unless there's

a password. So if it's an expensive item,

it will require a passcode. Then I would

need to hand it directly to the customer.

Or if it's alcohol and I need their birth

year, then I need to hand it to the

customer. Everything else says recipient

not required, which means I can just leave

it in a safe place or in the letterbox. I

don't need to hand it to the customer.

God, it's like you people don't use Amazon

or something.

And then when I've marked it as delivered,

they will get a notification on their app

or email saying I delivered it.

So it's not like, oh, I just left it

there. How are they gonna know? Because

they'll get an email saying I delivered

it. Duh. Have you people not used Amazon

before? People whining

in my last video.

Every time I get a parcel, he just leaves

it at the door. Okay, he rings the

doorbell, but then he just walked off. I

don't want to ring the doorbell because I

don't want to have to say anything or wave

at them. I just want to walk off, get back

in the car, and move on. I don't want to

interact with people. They know it's

there.

I can't be bothered knocking. Oh, thanks.

Hold up, man. Very generous.

I did get told off once for not knocking

because she caught me. You didn't ring.

I said hi. She caught me leaving the gate

and she was like, Not saying anything, so

I said, "Hi Amazon, thanks." And then she

said, "Yeah, ring doorbell, did you?"

Stupid idiot sounding accent.

Yeah, ring doorbell. Why they sound

like stupid spastics?

I said, "I marked it as delivered on the

app," and she was like, "I marked my

parcels get nicked right there." Maybe

live in a better place then, not a

shithole. How's that my problem?

It's not my fault, I still get paid the

Do American accent. What about Australian?

So the reason why we're detaining you

today is because we found a substantial

amount of dirt on your boots. So you won't

be able to leave the airport today unless

you clean off the dirt off your boots.

How's that? I think it's getting pretty

good. Better than Chris Broad's Australian

accent.

Talk to the officer over there and then

you can go after you clean the dirt off

your boots. Considering the UK is an

ex-foot-and-mouth country,

Uh, we can't allow people in if they've

got substantial amount of dirt on their

boots. Spot on.

I've been practicing.

I got the intonation down perfectly.

Okay, what else were they saying? Um,

yeah, I don't need to hand the pass to the

recipients. I don't need to ring the

doorbell either. They made you drive from

Kent to Sussex is insane. £500 sounded

attractive until I heard that. Yeah, can

you believe that? They sent me all the way

to Etchingham, which is nearly almost at

Hastings. It's where King Harold lost to

William. Baby babu babi babe babes.

Yes.

There's a place called Battle. I think I

nearly went near there. Robertsbridge,

Etchingham. Oh, I delivered to one house.

The house name was called Chon Bu.

Sounds kind of like Thailand.

I'm gonna ask what that means.

What does Chonburi mean?

The woman was a white lady, wasn't like an

Asian woman.

I should have asked. She probably would

have been happy to tell me what it means.

Why would you name your house Chonburi?

Oh my God, it is Thai! Chonburi is a

province in Thailand. The meaning

is— comes from words chon meaning water.

What? I'm pretty sure water wasn't chon.

And buri meaning city.

Oh yeah, I have seen the buri word a lot.

I actually don't remember what water is in

Thai. Yeah, I should have asked her out

of curiosity. I was just wondering why

your name's called Chonburi, cuz I lived

in Thailand for 2 years and it sounds like

She was really nice though. Some of the

old elderly people in the countryside are

quite friendly, but then you just get

these rude farmer types who are like,

get off my property! Can I help you?

Can I help? Why are you on my property?

Can I help you? They say it in that stupid

tone indicating they don't want to help at

all. They just want you to get lost. Some

of these farmer people are really

dickheads. Don't feel sorry for them at

all. Rachel Reeves destroying them with

inheritance tax. They can go suck it. Get

a real job, maybe. We don't need farmers

to make food anymore. I don't

need like some old man riding a tractor

around in a muddy field. We got food

coming out the factories. Pot noodle

doesn't need a farm, does it?

Farming is like such a stupid old way of

making food. We've got modern ways of

making food now. It's 2024, not the 1800s.

Get rid of all this wasteland, wasted

space. Fields and fields and fields with

grumpy old English people. Oh boo-hoo, a

multi-million farmstead. We can't give it

to our grandkids for free. See,

Pushkin agrees, doesn't he?

All the English farmers are like, oh,

without us farmers you won't have any

food. All the food comes from overseas.

Like, my rice comes from India. Don't need

you. Mama,

my beef comes from Australia.

Oh my God, really? Sick and tired of doing

these nighttime shifts, but the money was

so good I couldn't refuse it. They sent me

so far. I can't believe they sent me to

East Sussex. I'm gonna complain.

I've sent them so many complaint letters.

So I sent them a complaint letter for

yesterday. They said, we are

investigating. Now I'm gonna send them

another one saying, yesterday I sent a

complaint letter about how you sent me to

Tunbridge Wells. Today you sent me even

further into a completely different

county, which took over an hour to drive

there and an hour back.

I want my compensation.

Now my standings are probably going to go

down. It takes 2 days for it to update.

My standings did go down. It said 2

parcels the customer said they didn't

receive, but then they magically

disappeared the next day. I don't know

what that's about. So they did receive it.

Why did you penalize me and then you took

it away? Look, look, you see that little

dip? It dips down because I had 2

undelivered parcels and then it went back

up again. I don't know what is with this

Amazon app. It's so weird.

Right, so I need to go on Google Maps. I

want to find this and find this place that

I didn't go to. Sheep Street

Lane.

Should I do it on my computer or my phone?

I might as well do it on my computer.

This is the first time I refused to

deliver something. I just could not be

bothered. I had already gone to about 8

different farms.

I'm not going into the middle of the woods

to deliver a stupid little box.

They really should put warnings on the

routes, shouldn't they? Shouldn't they put

warnings like, this route contains farms,

this route is in the town center,

only suitable for SUVs.

This route is in a completely different

county. Let's type in this guy's house.

God, I can't wait to see what this looks

like. Imagine it doesn't look that bad.

It looked really bad on the Amazon app,

like in the middle of nowhere.

Um,

it was kind of near Bodiam Castle.

Well, not really. It was north of

Etchingham.

Oh, is that it?

What is that?

Now I'm worried something like the Amazon

map wasn't correct and it was showing the

house miles away from the road when

actually it was just right by the road.

Sheep Street Lane,

Etchingham. It doesn't

show up on Google Maps.

It's annoying when people give their house

a name and then the house doesn't show up

on the maps because it's not registered on

the maps with that name.

I don't know which one it could be then.

Cinderbanks. What is this red line?

Oh, it's a river. Yeah, it was near this

river.

Maybe it's this one.

It looks so nice in the daytime on Google

Maps, all the green trees and stuff.

Oh my God, I could have probably just left

it at the gate by the road.

Well, I don't really care. It's not like

I'm gonna get banned for not delivering

one parcel. I'll just say

it was flooded and I couldn't get there.

Well, there's a big scary dog.

It just looks like a load of farms.

Look at this old man walking down the road

with his farmer hat, farmer cap.

What's this one?

I can't really find it on the maps.

Sheep Street Lane.

Cider Cottage. I wonder if it's that one.

Oh, whatever, I don't care. Too late now,

I made my decision.

Um, what are you guys saying? Open the

parcel, see what's inside. No,

that's mean. I actually had a parcel

today. That wasn't on my list.

I don't know how it ended up in my car,

but I finished my deliveries. I finished

delivering everything, but then I looked

in my car and there's one parcel left,

and it wasn't on my list of parcels to

deliver. So I just delivered it anyway

because it was nearby. Didn't want to take

it back. Did I

break up with Sunny? No,

not at

all.

Did they give you an Amazon uniform? No,

I have a high-vis jacket.

I don't know where this house is, because

on the Amazon Flex map, it said the house

is right next to the river, which is

really far from where the road is.

But on the maps, I don't— on Google Maps

satellite, I don't see any houses near the

river. So either the house was actually

next to the road but Amazon thinks it was

next to the river,

so I could have delivered it easily.

There's like a massive weird farming

complex,

Lindenbrook Farm. Really wish

farms would stop ordering from Amazon.

Because your house is horrible to drive

to. They think we're all driving around in

4x4 Land Rovers or something.

I was just stressed. Already delivered to

about 6 or 7 farms.

Yeah, I really hate some of these houses.

And sometimes some of these houses don't

even have a number. So I don't even know

if I'm delivering it to the right house.

I reckon when it says customer didn't

receive the parcel, I don't think it's

because someone stole it. I think it's

because I probably accidentally delivered

it to the wrong place because I couldn't

see the stupid house number, or there was

no house number on the door.

What's this house?

Yeah, they don't put a number or house

name on the street. You have to go right

into the house up to the door and then

realize, oh crap, I'm in the wrong place,

and then you get told off.

Limden.

Bergam Farmhouse. That's not it.

Pasture-fed beef.

I feel so dizzy as well after you've been

driving. So I left

the house because I had 2 shifts today,

so I left the house at 1:20,

got back about 3. Had a rest for a couple

hours, headed back out at 5:20, got home

at nearly 10 o'clock,

9:40. Drove probably

over 100 miles in the dark. I started

to just feel really dizzy. The white lines

weaving in and out started to hypnotize

me.

Got home and I just felt so weird. Like

I've just been on a roller coaster for

hours and hours. Oh, I nearly ran over

an owl. I went around this bend and this

big owl was just sitting in the middle of

the road. Its head swiveled towards me and

I quickly swerved. It was just sitting in

the middle of the road, stupid owl. Never

seen an owl like that before. Are they

deaf? Can't they hear me coming? It was

like a big brown owl with a big fat face.

Am I scared of getting robbed while

delivering parcels? No, because I got my

mum in the car for backup. She'll scream

at them.

And then they, they sent me to a post

office to deliver a parcel when it's

obviously going to be closed. So annoying.

Second time that's happened now. I should

have checked the parcels before leaving to

see if any of them said post office and

asked them to take it off my list because

it obviously won't be open.

I went to some petrol station. Why are the

petrol stations always run by Indian

people? And they smell so bad.

I could smell them They just smell like

body odor. Can't they get some deodorant

or something? Jesus Christ, it's like I

can taste the smell in my mouth.

Why don't they just put on deodorant? I

put on deodorant, it's not hard, is it?

The smell, it's like, I don't know, curry

and sweat. I had to deliver to an Esso.

At the Amazon counter. I had to go to 2

different Esos and they both had Indian

men running it and they both smelt really

strongly.

Why do they just eat curry all the time?

Don't they get sick of curry? I like curry

too, but I don't want to eat it every day.

I have it like twice a month, maybe once a

month. Imagine eating curry every single

day. How do you not get sick of it?

Subreddit making fun of you because you

can't parallel park.

Yeah, I do find parallel parking tricky.

I always— I

think I go in too late,

so there's not much room left behind me

when I'm in to keep straightening up. I

need to— I need to do the turn into

the space a lot sooner. And then I

always keep hitting the curb as well. I

really hate parallel parking. I only do it

when I have no choice.

I know how to do it, it's just when

there's pressure, like a car in front of

me waiting, I panic and then I mess it up.

And the way I was taught to do it was

really stupid. It was like First,

go next to the car in front of you and

line up your shoulder with the front of

the car. And now go into reverse and

reverse until your shoulder is in line

with the back of the car next to you. And

then turn your left

wing mirror down so you can see the

pavement. And now do full left lock.

Until the line of the curb aligns with

the line in your door, and then

do one right lock and then back left lock.

I can't do all that. My car's not the same

shape as my instructor's car. I don't have

the time to fiddle with the mirrors,

moving it up and down. The pavement line,

I don't know, it's supposed to align with

this crease in the door. What a stupid way

of teaching us to do it. It takes forever

doing it like that, and it only works if

you have that exact car.

Don't have time to do it step by step when

someone's waiting, getting angry at me.

I got the car in the space, but there

wasn't enough space behind me to

straighten it up. That car was too close.

I hate those streets where there's parked

cars on either side and in the middle

there's just room for one car. Whoever

designed all these streets, he's such an

idiot. Why do they design the streets so

badly?

No street should ever be like that. It

must have been like a 100-year-old street

that was designed when horses were used

instead of cars.

There's a lot of streets like that in

Rochester where there's only space for one

car in the middle and there's just parked

up cars everywhere on either side and

there's nowhere to park. So worst case

scenario, I have to stop the car in the

middle of the road and then hope that no

one else comes and quickly deliver it and

jump back in the car. I've done that a

few times. Or one time I went up this road

and it was a dead end and there was no

room to turn around, so I had to reverse

all the way back down the road without

hitting anyone's mirrors.

Horrible places. If I get sent to

the Medway area— Chiddingham, Chatham,

Rochester— It's horrible. I hate it.

I'd rather get sent to Tunbridge Wells.

Pushkin, what are you doing running up and

down making all this noise? Can't you just

go to bed? Stupid cat.

Well, at least my triple double block

shift 3 days is over

now. I can now relax. I've got

a 1 PM block on Wednesday, 1 PM block on

Saturday, but apart from that, nothing

else.

I might do Uber Eats tomorrow since I have

to go to the Amazon warehouse now. To

return the undelivered parcels.

Yeah, Amazon Flex is annoying because some

days it'll be so easy and they'll send you

to the residential areas that's right next

to the warehouse, and then you just walk

up and down these nice peaceful streets

delivering door-to-door, and that is the

perfect situation. And then you get these

horrible days where they send you an hour

away and it's all farmhouses or it's like

weird places or it's houses on the

side of a really busy street with no

So basically every route,

every route type is rubbish apart from one

route type. Which is nice quiet

residential areas with nice decent-sized

houses with plenty of parking. And then

the other types: farmhouses, industrial

areas, busy streets— they

all suck. So only 1 out of 6

route types are good. So you just have to

fingers crossed every time you enter the

warehouse and hope that you're going to

pull up to a good cage. That's nearby,

not on a weird road or weird field or

Does he think he's going to get banned if

he answers the question? What question?

Wasn't really reading the chat.

Why isn't my text showing up?

Where? Oh yeah, I checked out the bench

after the incident happened. The drunk

woman, she left her glasses there. I found

her glasses on the grass.

I think that the ambulance took her to the

hospital and she spent the night at the

hospital to calm down or something. I

don't know what they did. I don't know why

they sent 2 ambulances and a police car.

They must have thought, oh, it's the gypsy

compound again, we're going to need

backup. Send the entire squad

What time is it? Half 11.

Can't stream for long. I can't stay up

late because I'll wake up early to go to

the Amazon warehouse. I can probably

stream until 1 AM. I need my 8 hours

of sleep.

Idiot Roger again. Oh boy. Why do people

still want to know about him? I thought

he was a sad person that

missed out on all the great things in life

just because he was obsessed with this one

type of woman. I just think it's so sad.

He threw away his whole life over that.

So many good things in life that he could

have experienced, but no, he just threw it

all away. He should have

just gone to Japan, taught English. He

would have hooked up with someone.

What happened to Blood Bucket? I don't

know. She just kind of

stopped watching, I guess.

Apparently my streams are too late or

something for her, even though when I

stayed over at her house, she was always

up all night. So that's not really a

reasonable reason, is it?

You sound a lot like him. No, I don't.

I don't think I sound like him at all.

Sometimes I do like a parody of him

because I find it funny.

I'm a gentleman, unlike these other

barbarians. I'm not being serious, I'm

just trolling when I say that stuff,

in case you didn't know.

Pushkin's busy watching the roads.

Elliot drove a BMW. Typical BMW driver.

I'm surprised he didn't drive a Tesla. He

does seem a bit like the Tesla type,

doesn't he? Did they not have Teslas

back then? My back.

Really hurts after hours of driving.

Does my mum always accompany me when I do

Amazon? Not always.

Sometimes if she has someone over, if Dave

Gibson's here, she won't come.

You do think you are superior? Well,

yeah, I do. Why wouldn't

I? Why would I think I'm inferior?

Inferior to who? You?

I'm pretty sure you've got nothing that I

would want.

If I was asked— if I could see your life

and then I was asked if I would want to

trade lives with you, I'm pretty sure I

would not want to. So yeah, I do

think I'm superior.

I think thinking you're superior is

infinitely better than thinking you're

inferior,

because most people are just stupid idiots

who are annoying. Of course I think I'm

superior to them.

They are beneath me.

These are

real scumbag human beings.

How come you have no confidence?

I don't really think— what example

of a situation where I've had no

confidence?

What, talking to people?

Uh, I don't

I don't feel scared talking to people. I

just don't feel like I want to talk to

Well, I seemed unconfident talking to the

I didn't feel nervous. I just wanted him

to go away because he kept going on and

I don't need a tutorial on how to open a

door, thank you very much. He just wasted

my time because if he didn't show up, I

would have entered the door at least 30

seconds faster.

People aren't always checking their email.

Well, that's their problem, not mine.

I forgot the part where that's my problem.

I still get paid the same.

The app doesn't say make sure to knock on

every door.

No one says— nothing says to knock on the

door. It says either put it in a

letterbox, hand it to the customer, or

leave it at the front door or garage

or behind the wheelie bin. You've got a

few options. I always choose front door,

and then I take a photo, and then I leg it

before anyone comes out.

Nowhere does it say Make sure you knock on

the door. And if

they're too busy to check their email,

then they're probably too busy to come to

the door, aren't they? If they're just

sitting around waiting for the package,

they probably have their phone in their

Why am I in so much debt? Because back

when I was famous on YouTube, I made a lot

of money very quickly, and then I didn't

report it correctly to the tax people.

And then they found out 4 years later,

5 years later, and then they said I had

tax penalties, interest on unpaid tax,

plus had to pay the tax I owed plus

interest.

You only leave on the front door if

specified by the customer. No, I leave it

where the fuck I want. They don't get to

decide what I do. They can

suggest where it can be left, but

ultimately it's up to me where I leave it.

I'll leave it in the bush if I want.

Your parcel has arrived. It is in the

I just really want to grind hard for

December and then I'm done. I need to make

another £1,500, plus I will sell some

stocks and then I'll just clear my credit

card debt like that.

And then I'll just really slow down and

then I'll pay my mum back like £500 a

month or something. $1,000 a month if I

I'll probably sell off more stocks as

well. I want to sell

my crypto, probably after

the Santa rally. I'm gonna sell the

crypto, probably first

half of January I want to sell my crypto.

I'm just waiting for the next pump,

and then I want to sell gold as well.

I don't know about gold.

Ideally Gold will rally.

I will sell the rally, pay off my mum,

start making money, and be able to buy

back into gold when it retraces.

All the wars seem to be cooling off now.

Israel agreed to ceasefire.

I don't know about this Ukraine thing. Is

there something on the news today about

Syria? I don't know if that matters.

Syria civil war reigniting.

You know what is kind of giving me warning

bells about the market? They keep bringing

this guy on the news, Tom Lee,

with his crazy announcements like, oh,

Bitcoin's going to get to $200K. Oh, S&P

500 is going to get to— 4C is gonna get to

$6,500. Yeah, sure it will.

When they bring out all these guys who are

ultra bullish, it kind of feels like we're

getting to the top of the bubble because

these guys are great at roping in the

people who still haven't invested because

they just seem so confident and so

optimistic. Cathie Woods is another one.

When you start seeing her show her face

again, you just kind of know you're at the

top of the bubble. So seeing

Tom Lee appear in so many interviews with

his forecasts making

me feel a bit nervous.

So hopefully I could sell my stocks at the

next rally. What's Pushkin doing?

Yeah, get closer to the camera.

Don't show your bum, please. So I'm

thinking next time the market pumps, I

sell off, and then hopefully I can buy

back into the market when it crashes or

retraces.

Throw my money in ETF. That's so boring.

Everyone says that. Everyone's like, oh,

just invest $100 a month into the S&P 500

or index fund.

Boring. It doesn't always work. S&P 500

has had periods of stagnation,

like after the GFC, wasn't it 10

years or something until it came back and

broke even again?

Okay, I think I know what I'm doing. I've

got gold bonds, semiconductors,

and what was the other thing I had? I

forgot. Have you seen MrBeast and World of

T-Shirts? Reminds me of a poor man's

version of Vice Poseidon. Never seen. I

don't know, I see their communities were

linked or went against each other at some

MrBeast, never heard of him.

You don't lose money. You can lose money

on an ETF if the American

economy gets weak or something happens to

the US dollar. There's going to be a

crash. It won't just keep going up

forever. So you could buy

now, but what if now is the top and it

takes 10 years for it to get back to where

I'd rather try and predict what's going to

happen and then buy tailor-picked

stocks that would benefit from those

predictions. Like, I think dollar will

weaken, which would be good for bonds and

gold, which is why I got bonds and gold.

And I also think we're in the Fourth

Turning, which means increasing amount of

global crises and conflicts and wars,

which would be good for gold too. We're in

the Fourth Turning. It's been over 80

years since the last Fourth Turning

happened, which was World War II. It's

been almost exactly 80 years since World

We just need Putin to send the nukes and

then we can get going. Land invasion of

Russia. Do you think if

Russia used nukes that would give NATO and

America justification to actually

invade Russia? Let's just wipe out Russia.

And then we can just focus on China.

First we get rid of Russia, because if we

go head-to-head with China, China is going

to have Russia as an ally. So first we

wipe out Russia because they're weaker

than China, and then we can just focus on

China and wipe them out too,

and then we'll be the strongest in the

world. Nothing can stop us.

What was the new one you got? I got ASMR,

which actually did pretty well recently.

I'm now Wait,

I was down 5%. Oh, oh my God, I'm up 1.7%!

All my stocks are green, green, green,

green. My gold is down loads though.

Even my bonds are up. My Russell 2000's

up. My UK gilts are down, but I've only

got £20 in it, so I don't care.

Yes, I bought ASML at

714, but it's at 709.

But for some reason I'm up 1.7%. I don't

understand. I should be down,

shouldn't I? But I'm up £20 for some

reason. Well, ASML really bounce.

I think ASML is an easy gap fill.

I think it's already bottomed. Look at the

Yeah, that's bottomed. It fell off

20% because it had bad earnings, and now

it's just been bottoming. I reckon it's

finished forming the bottom, and now it's

going to gap fill. Probably back up to

800-something, which would be a nice 20%

gain.

Yeah, I've got stocks and shares ISA

tax-free.

Yeah, so I really hope the markets get

moving because I want to sell some stocks

around Christmas to pay off my credit

card.

Uh,

my stock's not doing very well since Trump

won. I was actually doing really well,

outperforming the market, and then stupid

Trump won. It made the dollar get really

strong, which weakened gold, and then ASML

tanked because of the China tariffs.

And then bonds went down because the

dollar went up. I need the stupid dollar

to go down again.

Yeah, crypto is doing well, but I didn't

have much in crypto. I only had

a couple hundred,

but I'm up 12% year to date.

This— I was up 20%, but my gold took

a beating. But I'm still up 12%. I'm

outperforming the S&P 500's average

returns, not this year's returns, because

this year's been insane. S&P 500 went up

over 30%, and actually I'm only down 48%,

not 54%. So I

am recovering slowly.

When gold gets going, I'll be probably

down 40%.

Oh God, I'm tired. My back hurts from all

the driving.

-48% is batshit performance.

Yeah, well, I made some noob mistakes when

I just started, so it's going to be very

hard to recover from that,

but I'm not giving up. You got

lit. You got to live, breathe, and— of the

people who donate via Streamlabs, how much

of their personal information can you see?

Uh, let me check.

Oh wow, I made £9.60.

Today. So I can see your name.

I don't know if that's your real name.

Maybe you chose a fake name.

I just see your name.

It doesn't say your email.

I don't see an email address.

What's next for the channel once you

finish repaying your debts, your credit

card? I'm hoping to vlog with Sunny

doing stuff. Now I've got this vlogging

camera which I think it does look good

outside when it's daylight, but inside it

looks really bad. Like what

it looks like now, it's very grainy.

But the whole point of the camera is to be

able to attach it to my chest and I can go

hands-free and not feel weird about

filming, people don't really notice you're

filming, which is good. You don't want

people getting mad that you're filming or

questioning why you're filming. You want

to capture people in their natural state.

You want to get natural reactions and

stuff, which is hard when you've got a

phone and you're like holding it up like

this. So it is good to

have a nice small discreet camera. They

are asking that to try to get info about

who is donating. Don't even think about

doxxing us or you will sincerely regret

it. I never doxxed anyone. I will 100%

report you to YouTube nonstop until your

account is gone, among other things. When

have I ever doxxed anyone apart

from Essex Girl,

Chris Broad?

Who else? I don't think Sunny wants to

come on any more Amazon blocks.

She said she would come last time, but

then I, I got all ready thinking, okay,

we're gonna go now, and then she just

says, sorry, I can't, I've got work.

So I had to go on my own, and I was a

little bit annoyed because I

wouldn't have gone if I knew I was going

to have to go alone, but because it was

too late to cancel, I had to go.

So if she wasn't going to come, I would

have preferred to have cancelled it

because then I would have just stayed in

bed. Oh well.

Is it cold in the UK? No, I'm really hot.

I've got to wind down the windows or the

car starts misting up, then my mum

complains that it's freezing. And if

I put on the heating to demist the

windows, then I feel really hot. This

jumper is really thick, and I'm running

around delivering stuff, hopping in and

out of the car, and get really hot. My

glasses start misting up as well. It's

I wish it was a bit colder.

So today Bitcoin did nothing.

The real star of the show was ASML. That

really went up today.

Very nice. I might be able to sell it. I

put £1,200 into ASML.

I would like a 15 to 20% gain.

That'd be nice.

Make A couple hundred pounds would be

I gotta wait until— what day is it? I

don't even know what day it is today.

Today's Monday. I think on Friday there's

some kind of number coming out that's

going to affect things. CPI,

or I don't know, non-farm payroll.

So waiting for that,

hoping the dollar really weakens.

Actually, I don't, because if it weakens,

I'll get less money from YouTube, won't I?

I'm conflicted now.

Yeah, this is my new jumper. The other

one, it's getting a bit old. It's over 5

I don't know, after I pay back the credit

card, then we can stop talking about the

stupid credit card, which would be nice.

Sick and tired of going on and on about

being in debt and stuff for the past year

or something. It'd be nice to move on to

something new, wouldn't it?

Not sure.

I just need to make money so I can fund

Number one, we're gonna do a London trip

with Sunny, and then also we, we are

discussing a ski trip to the Alps.

She said she could get insured for my car

and then we can take turns driving the

But that's going to take a lot of money,

isn't it? It will take thousands. But the

ski chalet, charging, food— Europe

road trip.

She said we could do it in spring next

year, but is there snow in spring?

I'm also a bit scared of driving to a

snowy place. I'm guessing the roads are

going to be bulldozed. And salted.

And then I can do like a travel vlog or

something. For some reason, I just can't

figure out a method

of titling travel vlogs to get them to get

any views. Why don't they get any views?

I copy Chris Broad's title format, but It

doesn't work. You know, stuff like, I

survived 24 hours in the most blah blah

blah, or staying at the most blah blah

blah place in blah blah blah. 24 hours in

the blah blah blahs. Chris gets millions

of views when he does it.

Why does nothing I do get any views? It's

getting really annoying, to be honest.

Nothing will get any breakthrough views.

Do you think I've really been

shadowbanned,

or my videos just really suck? All of

them. Not even one is any good.

I got 13K views with the Why

I Regret Getting Divorced video.

Well, that's probably just old viewers

coming back. It's not new viewers.

It's just getting very hard to get views

on YouTube now.

I got 18,000 views for my monitor review

on my second channel.

Oh well, just don't think about trying to

get loads of views, just have fun vlogging

it, make a bit of money, it's better

than nothing. It's also fun to watch

back a couple years later for the

Yeah, there's never new, new viewers in

the comment section. I've actually

lost over 60 subscribers in this week.

Don't know why. They just disappeared.

Oh, it's midnight. I can do maybe

another hour and

then I have to start uploading my 4K third

Amazon Flex video. I think this one's

pretty good. I filmed it today.

It's got me making a sandwich,

and then it's got some close-ups of

Pushkin, and then me delivering parcels at

Morrison's. I talked to an old man,

and then— oh,

it's got

me playing with this cat I found on the

street. And carrying boxes to

a house, and then I'm carrying more

boxes,

and then I'm shouting at my mum. That was

pretty funny. I think the highlights of

these Amazon Flex videos is just me and my

mum shouting at each other. At all. What

is this? Good ones. Okay, did you put this

in there? I'm gonna have this. You put

this in there? No, I did not. That's why I

say got rubbish in it. Why did she say

that? Anyway, there might be germs, for

goodness sake. She just starts shouting

over nothing.

All I did was ask, did you put this tissue

in the bag? And she's like, no, I did not.

Jeez, calm down. Just say no, it wasn't

me. Any normal person would just say no,

it wasn't me. I don't know how that got in

there. And she starts yelling.

She said, do you talk to Sunny like this?

I said no, because Sunny doesn't talk like

you do.

If I said to Sunny, did you put this

tissue in the bag? Sunny would probably

just say no, it wasn't me. Sunny wouldn't

be like, no, Daniel, it wasn't me.

She talks like a normal human being,

so I talk back to her like a normal human

I don't know, so this weird thing happened

where yesterday when I pulled up at my

cage to pick up my parcels, there was a

black bag, like a gym bag,

Not a big bag, like a bag with little

string straps on it. And I thought, oh,

that's weird. Maybe someone left it there.

So I ignored it. And then today I went

again to the cage. Daniel, we have

officially applied a penalty to your

account so that you don't get recommended

on the homepage. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Only direct searches will reveal your

content unless you're a regular viewer.

I've got loads of views from Amazon Flex

searches recently, actually. So I was

saying, yeah, yesterday there was a black

gym bag on my cage, and I thought that's

someone else's, so I just left it, didn't

touch it. But today I see the same little

black bag, and this time I open it and

it's full of random objects like

a waterproof phone case, a window scraper.

And I thought, are these little gifts for

us drivers? So I took it home this time.

Now I don't know if it was actually a

gift, but why would it be on the cage

again for the second day? The same bag

seems a bit weird, but there was like a

scrunched up bit of tissue paper in it.

I hope I didn't accidentally just steal

someone's bag. It had

a blue Christmas bauble, a window

scraper like a squeegee,

and silicone gel balls,

and like a waterproof phone case,

and a pack of tissue papers. I don't know,

it's kind of weird gifts to give an Amazon

Flex driver for present.

It was just lying on my cage on the top of

the boxes. It must be for me. I think

they're giving it out to all the drivers

as a present.

Oh well.

Very generous gifts from Jeff Bezos.

Maybe one day Jeff Bezos will be at the

warehouse himself greeting us. Hello,

Daniel. Thanks for all the hard work.

That's my American accent.

Yeah, I feel like I can get back into

vlogging with my new camera, get more

creative with it. Do Christmas vlog,

maybe Christmas decorations house tour

Your accent impersonation is lame. No,

it's not. I'm great at doing accents.

Yeah, well, I don't feel bad

about being a bad delivery driver because

Jeff Bezos is A multi-bazillionaire, and