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Daniels Ideal Girlfriend

2019-01-16 · 1 min

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  1. I just wanted a girlfriend who likes the things I liked and shared the same views and opinions, and we could just talk about stuff and make fun of stuff together. Like make fun of how disgusting crabs are,

    Segment details0:00–0:15 · rev_e2c76be9f3a1377200c3b39a230fa9b6_0
  2. or make fun of how stupid someone is.

    Segment details0:18–0:21 · rev_e2c76be9f3a1377200c3b39a230fa9b6_1
  3. We'd be a couple of nerds and we'd go to the DVD shop and rent Star Wars or some this new sci-fi film that we've never seen. We'd buy a load of junk food, go to KFC, buy popcorn, get snacks, come home, dim the lights,

    Segment details0:23–0:40 · rev_e2c76be9f3a1377200c3b39a230fa9b6_2
  4. eat junk food, watch sci-fi movies,

    Segment details0:43–0:45 · rev_e2c76be9f3a1377200c3b39a230fa9b6_3
  5. play some games, have hot sex on the sofa, and then cuddle and fall asleep. That was like my fantasy of what I wanted from a girlfriend. And she doesn't like any of those things, apart from maybe sex. She doesn't like sci-fi movies. She doesn't like junk food. She hates sci-fi— sci-fi movies. She thinks they're stupid and boring.

    Segment details0:47–1:08 · rev_e2c76be9f3a1377200c3b39a230fa9b6_4