making some BURGERS 🍔

Hello, it's me again.

Too sunny today. The problem with this

room— oh wait,

my phone's playing sound.

Yeah, the problem with this room is when

it's a clear sky, the sun shines straight

into it and it's very blinding.

Don't really like it.

It's nice when it's cloudy or it's

raining, but you don't really want to sit

in direct sunlight.

And then since about yesterday, it became

very noisy here.

I don't know if it's coming from upstairs

or the next room, but someone's walking

around. Sounds like they're walking around

wearing high heels.

And he's pretty loud because he's some

foreigner. I don't know what language,

maybe Middle Eastern or Eastern Europe.

The person in the next room is really

noisy. I think he just comes in and walks

around with his shoes on. Weird. What a

savage.

I don't know why I feel bad today. I just

got a splitting headache. I think I'm not

drinking enough water, maybe.

Yeah, I'm a bit disappointed how many

foreigners in this building. I thought I

was in a nice building. Why is it full of

Better than football fans, I guess. I

don't know which would be worse,

foreigners or football fans.

Yesterday was really noisy. Apparently

England won the football.

There were just crowds of people roaming

around shouting and singing that bloody

football's coming home.

All you could hear last evening was

football's coming home, football's coming

home, nonstop.

It's pretty funny though. I've never

really experienced winning— England

winning a football game whilst being in a

city. So I always lived back home in the

middle of nowhere and there was nothing,

but it was crazy here. And then

even when there weren't crowds of people

roaming around, you could just hear like

this faint non-stop

rumbling of like shouting.

You know in Resident Evil 2 when you

stepped out on the balcony and then in the

background you could hear like the moans

of the zombies? It was like that, like

zombie apocalypse city. It sounded like a

riot was going on. It was like

fuzzy background noise, but it was people

non-stop shouting. In the distance.

That's the downside of living in an

apartment. Yeah, I guess so. Seems like

the only place where I lived in an

apartment and I didn't have this problem

was Japan and Korea.

Every time I live in Europe or England in

an apartment, there's always People being

noisy.

It sounds like they're above.

It doesn't matter anyway because I don't

think I can rent this place. I checked the

apartment app and the listing for this

place disappeared, so I think it's gone

now. So I phoned up this different

apartment place which is cheaper. We'll do

some numbers later, and I phoned them

up and they said I can come view it next

week. But the catch is I have to pay 6

months rent in advance, and then 4 months

later I have to pay another 6 months of

rent. So I'm gonna have to pay 12 months

of rent within 4 months.

It's pretty scary. Seeing such

a big chunk of money going out when I

don't have huge amounts of money coming

in.

I think it's a good idea because 6

months of rent at this place would only be

about £4,200.

It's not a huge amount. It's pretty

affordable.

And then 4 months later I need to pay

another $4,000, so that's like $6,000.

And it says on the listing no deposit,

but maybe it's just like a reduced

deposit. I don't, I don't know. I don't

really mind.

So I think it's a pretty good price and

The place looks good in the pictures, so I

guess I'll have to see what it's like when

I go there. The problem is,

what if when I go to see the place it's

really quiet because everyone's out, and

then they all come back in the evening and

it's like non-stop footsteps? I need to be

there for at least 24 hours. They should

do a trial period where you can pay £50 to

stay the night to see what it's like.

Otherwise you don't really know.

But then you could move in there and the

people are really quiet, and then they

move out the next week and then noisy

people move in. It's just completely

random. There's no way you can guarantee a

quiet place. Ideally you need a detached

house if you want quietness so badly.

But then a detached house is going to be

in like a council estate.

I think it's just something you have to

put up with unless you're rich.

It's just the one thing I really hate is

noise from other people. I don't mind

knowing there's people around or seeing

people out on the streets when they're

being loud. I hate it. I don't know why I

hate it so much. I don't think it's

normal.

I just don't like being aware of the

presence of people. It's just kind of

annoying. Earplugs? No,

it's really uncomfortable having something

stuck in your ear all day.

Did I get the vaccine? No, I can't be

bothered. I can't be bothered.

The risk of getting the apartment is what

if I pay a whole year of rent and then,

oh, Japan announces they're reopening and

I'm like, fuck. But it seems like most

people agree that Japan probably won't

reopen this year. Oh, what if they reopen

in like autumn or September?

That'll be pretty annoying.

I guess I could just stay here and then go

to Japan next year then.

If you want to travel to Japan, you'll

need the vaccine. I don't know, it seems

like most countries are saying you either

need the vaccine or you need to

quarantine. I don't really mind

quarantining, that's what

I do anyway. My whole life is

quarantining.

I've got to finish this food. I haven't

been shopping for like a week now.

Better finish all this quickly. It's

starting to go weird. Bread started going

moldy, and I saw this thing where it said

even if you cut off the bit with mold on,

you shouldn't eat it because apparently

the mold gets in the entire loaf even

though you can't see it. It's like

invisible. But I ate it anyway because

I cooked the bacon. I needed Put it in a

sandwich. Can't be that bad eating a tiny

bit of mold. I cut the, the little

bluish-green spot off the loaf— I mean,

off the slice— but I don't know if they

were like spores. Apparently the fungal

spores from mold, they get into the whole

piece even though you can't see it.

Visible mold is reproductive state phase,

so it's already fully infected. Shit.

I just had 2 slices of moldy bread then.

Maybe that's why I feel shit.

I just couldn't be bothered to have a

shower and go to the supermarket.

The mold was like greeny blue color.

But it was such a new piece of bread. I

got that bread— no, maybe it's not. It

wasn't that old. It was— maybe it was an

old loaf in the shop.

Can I be bothered to do anything? No, not

Everything's just such a pain.

Okay, let's cook my burger. Look at these

green onions, so floppy.

Might just put it in the bin. I don't

know.

Hmm.

So I cooked this in the oven because last

time I cooked it in a pan, I set the fire

alarm off. Seems like I'm not the only one

setting the fire alarm off because it went

off again today in someone else's room.

Yeah, I'm a bit worried about money now.

I'm losing confidence in my channel.

I can't even get 10K views now. My moving

out my parents' house video, it's been 6

days and it only has 9.8K views.

I was expecting a bit more, like 15K.

How am I going to survive?

Stocks aren't doing good either. Today was

pretty bad. Most of the stocks had like a

5-10% drop and then they rebounded back

to break even. So far July has been

pretty bad for stocks. Only good thing

happening in stocks in July is Amazon

going up and Facebook going up.

But if I could get this new apartment, it

should be affordable.

£730 a month.

So, um, I have to pay council

tax on top, so it'd be about £1,000.

So I have to make about $1,300 a month

including food. About what I need to make,

$1,500 a month really.

I think I should be able to do it.

Bit scary though. I really need to,

um, come up with some new ideas.

The whole just moving around and then

Airbnb tour and then being bored

thing is the whole shtick. People are not

interested anymore. It's just funny. I

could do that 2 years ago and then it

would get like 40K views.

So I've been telling, telling you guys,

even if I went to Japan, it's going to be

the same thing. People won't care because

I'll just make a couple of videos saying

moving to Japan, my new apartment, then

Going to Japan is not really going to be

like a magic bullet that saves the channel

unless I can find another Chihiro. I hate

the fact it was only because of Chihiro

the channel blew up and got views. It was

so annoying having

to realize that without Chihiro.

Can you imagine how the channel would have

done. It would have just been like really

boring without the marriage and the drama.

It would have just been me like this in a

boring hotel cooking rubbish food.

Because you don't show anything? I can't.

I've got social anxiety. If I was the kind

of person like Harold Boulder or Bold and

Bankrupt who could like walk around in a

city center full of people making a vlog,

I wouldn't have all the problems I have,

would I? I'll just go to a club and pick

up a girl then. If I had so much

confidence. If you think I had so much

confidence, I'll just get a job. I'll just

go to a club and pick up women.

I can't even talk to a stranger on the

street. How am I supposed to walk around

vlogging in like a busy, bustling area?

That's like my whole problem in life is I

don't have confidence.

It surprises me I was even able to do

some of the stuff I did in Japan, like

going to the slum bit and walking around.

Filming it. And what else do I film in

public? I filmed a few things in public

when I was with Chihiro, but doing it by

myself was kind of scary.

My friend stopped watching your channel

because you made a comment on a 9/11 video

that your mother died there. That's such a

stupid reason to stop watching a channel.

Oh no, he made insensitive comment.

It wasn't even insensitive, it was just a

lie. There's nothing wrong with the

comment. I just said, I lost my mother in

the towers, rest in peace. What's so bad

I didn't think it would get like 5,000

upvotes.

Okay, ban Raymond trash-talking me.

Banned. Goodbye.

You said you make up content and lie.

Yeah, when I make up content and lie, it

gets views, and then when I'm honest, it

gets no views. And then people like, oh,

shocked Pikachu face, he lies. Yeah,

because I don't have any choice.

If I'm honest, then it'll get like 5-10K

views. If I make up some stupid story

like, I got kicked out my apartment,

that's what I'm gonna have to do. I have

to start trolling and making stuff up

again because when I'm honest, it just

doesn't get views. I need to bring back

the clickbait drama. How do we know what's

real? Well, I tell you what's real when I

It's not that I want to lie, it's because

I feel like I don't have a choice.

Wow, I got a raid. Of eight people.

Exciting. Okay, better put

the burger before I piss myself.

Do do do do do do do.

Fucking burger.

That's how you make burger.

Need to take out the rubbish too, it

stinks.

The fat's gonna melt into the oven and

burn it. I put low heat, so it should be

fine. Wait, I need to pee.

Wow, look at my shadow.

Okay, so I need to make something with

these vegetables.

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't worry too much

about the money. So I'd have to pay about

$10,000 for a whole year of rent. And then

I've got the whole year to try and make

another $10,000, and then I'll have

a whole year of not really needing to pay

huge amounts of money. Just need to pay

the bills, which would only be a couple

hundred a month.

Yeah, I should put More stuff on OnlyFans

too.

Crap, I think I banned the wrong person.

The kind of stuff I want to do in Japan

would be the stuff that's doing well now,

so Staying a night in a

capsule hotel, because that stuff I made 2

years ago has like 100K views now. So I'll

do like the typical Japanese capsule

hotel. I don't know why people care so

much about that nonsense.

Gotta eat all my tofu.

Why do I say prices in dollars? Because I

don't know, I get paid in dollars and

more people use dollars than pounds.

Okay,

and then to season my soup,

I'm going to use miso paste.

Pretty good idea.

It's just funny, when the stock market's

doing well, I'm like, ah, fuck you, I

don't need YouTube, I can make enough

money on stocks, I'm gonna be rich. And

then market has a red day and I'm like,

oh no, what am I gonna do? My YouTube

channel's dying.

What am I doing?

I don't know, I can't think. The mold

is getting in my brain.

That's some

Big tofu.

So to free up the first $5,000,

$6,000, I need to sell some stocks, I

guess. It's just I don't really want to

sell them now because the market

I've already got half the money. I need

another £2,000,

but I don't get paid on YouTube until the

end of the month.

Don't like this mushroom, tastes weird.

Maybe I can do a 20x leverage.

YOLO. Ah, if only I had those gains, that

would have been so useful. Because if I

sell now to pay for this apartment, I'm

gonna just lock in my losses, and that

would suck.

Oh, it's just so weird. It was so easy to

make money last year, 2 years ago.

How can it go from being so easy to make

money to now being such a struggle?

So what should I do for my next video?

Next video. I've done too

many Bitcoin things already. Japan topics

don't really work. Life in Manchester

doesn't work. Nothing works.

Fucking hell.

I want to do stuff like Revealing my

$20,000 portfolio,

my investing strategy for 2021, stuff like

that. We'll get low views, but at least

we'll make money.

Why did I put crisps in the fridge? I'm

not sure. I just put everything in there.

I took it out afterwards.

So ironic, isn't it? Everyone's like,

Daniel's so weird, why can't he live

normal? And then when I start living like

a normal person, they will stop watching.

And then they still don't even realize,

like, why was I being so weird? And saying

all this stuff? Well, to get views, duh.

Like that stupid Abba and Preach people.

Why does he make weird video about

his girlfriend? Why the fuck do you think,

idiots? Because no

one watches if I just be a normal person.

Why do channels with millions of subs ask

stupid questions about why people do the

things they do to make content?

Pump out videos, ignore the views. Yeah,

it's just sad though. Just if I kept

pumping out rubbish, you just get 5K

views, 5K views. So I have to make— if

before I would get 20K views, so now I

need to make 5 videos or 4 videos that get

5K views.

All those

topics that used to get 50K, 100K views

when I was in Japan. They're also dumb. I

wonder if I can just redo them. Weird

things. 5 weird things Japanese people do.

I just spent another $1,500 to extend my

stay in this place by another 2 weeks.

Bloody expensive, because I

need more time to try and find an

apartment, otherwise I'd have to move out

on Sunday. So I phoned

up the number on that thing, I said, can I

extend it? And they said, sure, that's

$1,500, please.

Oh God,

go to different spots in the city.

They're only a bit cheaper on the

outskirts. You can get places £600 a

Am I going to meet the girl soon? I don't

know. She seems to have a lot of problems,

like health problems.

She's not really my main concern. My main

concern is how the fuck am I supposed to

live by myself with my dead YouTube

channel. And then the stock market is so

volatile. June was amazing. July has just

been so bad recently. It's not really that

bad. It's just not doing anything.

But one day the whole thing's gonna crash.

This looks so gross. It's probably

the stock market. Everyone's always going,

oh, when's the next crash coming? It's

gonna crash soon. It's gonna crash

tomorrow.

Where did all the miso paste go?

The only portfolio that's doing really

well are the copy trades. They're up like

20%. Because they're not being managed by

me, and I'm being managed by people who

actually know what they're doing.

Maybe in a year's time my stocks will be

big. Just need to get the rent paid and

then sit tight, clench hard.

The depressing life of a stock trader and

wannabe YouTuber. Ah,

things are so much easier in Japan making

$2K a month.

Could just whack out any rubbish video.

What to do? Maybe we'll do an apology

video. Or a thank you to my lovely viewers

video.

The burger's in the oven. I'm boiling

tofu.

A bit scared there's going to be smoke.

Maybe I should put the fan on, then it's

pretty noisy. Maybe I should

open the door. A bit worried now about

cooking.

Cooking.

Never been so paranoid because this fire

alarm is so loud it bursts your eardrums.

Drippings on the oven? No, there's a drip

tray under the grill thing.

Because you're not genuine? Yeah, because

when I am genuine, all fucking people

unsub, don't they? My most genuine videos

make me lose thousands of subs. So stupid

people want all the fake positivity,

like, hey guys, I love you,

smash like button. Suck my dick.

How's that for genuine for you?

That's genuine. If I'm genuine,

I'd lose all my remaining viewers because

I'd be like, fuck you, why don't you watch

my fucking videos? Fucking idiots.

That's why I'm not genuine.

You all watch stupid people like Ben Deen

eat a stupid burger.

I can't even get 10K views.

Bit worried about his burger.

I don't smell smoke.

When you don't like people. Being a

YouTuber is really not a good career path.

You really have to be like, oh, I love

people so much, that kind of person to

be likable. How would you be likable when

you hate everyone? That's why I got

bullied at school.

I got bullied at school not because of my

looks, but because I just Gave off this

aura that I hate everyone, and I did hate

everyone. Everyone's stupid.

Maybe I, I could do like storytime videos

again. Ah,

this is so boring.

Now I'm scared to say anything out of line

because I'm scared I'll lose more viewers.

The chance of losing viewers is greater

than getting more views at this point.

And then anyone who sees my channel, and

then if they see my content is all like,

why I hate this fat girl, or why this

stupid person pissed me off. They'll be

like, oh my God, he's crazy.

I matched some girls on Tinder recently,

and then they asked me what I'm doing for

a living, and I have to lie about it

because if I say, oh, this is my YouTube

channel— that every girl who found my

YouTube channel unmatched me. That no girl

ever saw my channel and went, oh, that's

cool. Every time they unmatch me,

so I have to lie about it.

Everything's a lie. All my content's a

lie, and then even my real life is a lie

because I have to lie about what I do.

But I've got 2 lives. I've got my YouTube

life, that's all a lie, and then I've got

my real life, and that's all a lie.

So now I just say, oh, I live off

my investments and I do some stock

I think it's nearly done.

What's in the pan? Some tofu,

tofu and mushrooms.

How many people have you met? I met 2.

One was a guy, one was a girl.

I'm supposed to be meeting another girl,

but I don't know when. And then

I matched a couple on dating apps, but we

haven't talked about meeting.

Maybe I need to make a move and initiate

meeting. I think if I could meet them

in person and then the conversation came

up, what do you do for a living? And then

I showed them my channel in person, it

wouldn't be so bad because I'd be like,

okay, I'll show you, but my channel is

mostly trolling and fake stuff, so don't

take it seriously. If they could see what

I'm like in real life first and then they

see the channel, I think that would be way

different. That would affect their opinion

way differently than if they saw my

channel first It's

just, it's difficult because usually

girls, they show my picture to their

friends. It happens quite often

because they will say, oh, I'm meeting

this guy next week, and then they'll go,

oh, do you have a picture? And then they

show my picture and they're, oh, he's from

YouTube. It's happened like 3 times, the

friend recognized me. Stupid friends.

Ruining my life.

I don't know how so many people know my

face. It's not like I'm super famous.

Still looks pink. The problem is if the

girl's slightly into Japan or Korean

stuff, they might have seen me, or if they

have friends who are into Japan stuff,

they might recognize me.

Need a face surgery. Face— I need a face

plastic surgery. Change my face like Oli

London.

I'll be like the reverse Oli London

getting surgery to look white.

I'm British. I'm the British

Jimin.

He's so weird. I identify as Korean

even though I don't have any Korean blood.

I don't know if you— if you're saying

Korean is a nationality then yeah, he

could identify as Korean.

But if you're saying Korean as a race,

like an ethnicity, then no, not at all.

He has no genetics that are Korean

ethnically.

What's the word? Ethnically. He has no

Korean DNA. But you could change your

culture Can't you?

Like when the Japanese conquered Korea and

made them forget their Korean identity and

made them— forced them into being

Japanese.

Forced assimilation.

A bit scared. Turn it off,

turn it off.

How long have I cooked that burger now?

I guess my whole adventure of going to

Japan was way more exciting than moving to

Manchester. No one cares about moving to

Manchester. Well, the the sky.

Football, call me home, call me home.

I'm scared of opening the door because

then smoke might come out. There might be

a bit of smoke.

I need to try and jump on trending topics

because my Bitcoin videos got way more

views than my lifestyle videos, didn't

they? First I got 22K views and then I got

14K views, but then my third Bitcoin

Bitcoin video flopped, only got 5K.

But that gets more views than stuff like,

why my life so sad?

So what's trending now? I tried making a

Switch OLED video.

Don't know if that would work.

I still have quite a good solid livestream

audience on YouTube. I can get like 15K

views just drinking beer,

and then even if I don't get any

donations, I still get $30 or $40 for the

livestream in ad rate— AdSense.

Stop acting like your life is sad. Well,

I have to, otherwise people don't watch.

I have to do like the depression clickbait

And it, to be honest, it is kind of sad

though. Like, I'm broke and then I got no

friends and then I got no girlfriend and

then the only girl I ever loved dumped me

3 times.

Okay, I think that's enough.

Better be cooked in the middle.

No, I'm not talking about Chihiro.

Oh, it still looks pink. Oh, I don't know,

it looks good actually. Fuck, it's gonna

fall. No, don't fall.

Yes, look at that fat boy.

I guess it's kind of difficult coming up

with or being creative when you don't

really have a home. Maybe when I get my

apartment sorted, I'll be in a better

headspace.

Where's my knife?

This is

wagyu beef, by the way. If it's pink

in the middle. I'm gonna kill it. Oh no,

no, still pink in the middle.

Why do they make them so thick? I think

I'm just gonna cut it out. They made the

damn thing so fat, it takes ages to get

cooked in the middle.

How am I gonna get the middle out?

Look, the middle's all pink. Can I eat it?

People eat raw steak, don't they?

Do you think it's fine?

Look, this bit's all mushy. I don't want

No,

I'm not frying anything in the pan ever

again. That was so embarrassing.

I thought the fire brigade was gonna knock

down my door.

Now I'll get my soup.

Oh, thank you, VX.

Why did I love her? Why did you love Mila?

Because I did.

Because she triggered the release of

oxytocin in my brain like

no one has ever done.

Before. Yeah, maybe I'm just addicted.

It's probably just an addiction that I

have. I have this addiction to oxytocin

and dopamine, and then the strongest form

of dopamine oxytocin release that I've

ever experienced was from Mila. So I feel

like I'm chemically dependent on her.

Maybe it's not really love, but it's more

like an addiction.

I guess that's not very sexy for a

girl to hear. Please, I need you for

dopamine.

But yeah, there is this very weird effect

on your brain you get from socializing. I

remember when I was all isolated in Korea

for weeks, I felt like my brain was

physically hurting. And then I went on a

date with this Korean girl, and then after

hanging out with her, I just felt like

this cloud of misery was lifted, and I

felt so good. Stupid humans and their

dependence on socializing. Life would be

so much easier if you just could be a cold

reptile that didn't give a shit.

So much for being an introvert.

If I'm really a true introvert, I'd be

like, oh, I love being alone. If I love

being alone so much, why does my brain

physically hurt?

Biggest flaw of being a human is how

dependent you are on society.

Mm, not a bad meal.

Am I paying 6-month deposit Manchester

apartment? She said I need to make £25K

a year. I said I don't make £25K a year.

Then she said then you can pay 6

months rent in advance. And I said okay,

that sounds good. Then after 4 months

you have to pay another 6 months months.

So I'm gonna have to pay $12,000 all

at once— well, not all at once, half, and

then another half after 4 months.

Stock market better go up.

I can afford it, but I need to sell some

How's Walgreens doing? Not great. It's

still just dead. But today

I took out— I made— how

do you say it?

I bought $200 of Baidu on 5x leverage,

so hopefully that goes well. I think Baidu

is way oversold, don't you?

All of the Chinese stocks are tanking

because of that new Chinese Uber called

Didi got banned by the Chinese

government on 2 days after it IPO'd.

So funny, they're like, yeah, here's our

new stock for a new up-and-coming company.

2 days later, China shuts you down.

Baidu's at $176.

That's crazy low, and a

bunch of my stock, stock guru YouTubers

are recommending it too.

So I put 5x leverage on Baidu.

I don't even know what Baidu is. I think

it's like China's equivalent of Google.

Must suck running a business in China.

If they don't like you or what you do, or

you get too big, they just shut you down.

Yeah, you can buy Chinese stocks. You can

get Alibaba, Baidu. There's this one

called Ehang. They do flying cars.

You can get NIO. NIO is like an electric

car company in China. They're pretty good.

I hate this plate, keeps making a noise.

Oh, look, a pen.

So I'm going to dig into my portfolio,

whip out $6,000, pay for half the

year of the rent. That gives me Uh,

4 months to whip out another 6K, and then

I've got the whole year to try and make

back 12K plus

5K food and bills. So I needed to make

like 17K, otherwise I'm eating into

my savings and then I'm fucked.

And then we just sit and wait for Asia to

to reopen, and then we go live in a piña

colada on the beach of Thailand for $400

a month. Fuck Europe.

Fucking $1K a month rent.

Taiwan is open. Yeah, I guess Taiwan and

South Korea are open, but what

do you have to do? Sounds complicated now.

Traveling's just so confusing now. Some

countries you have to do the PCR test. My

sister did it to go to Portugal and she

said it cost £200 and they stick a thing

up your nose.

I don't want to get the vaccine. I'm

scared.

I want to go to Poland. I looked at

apartments in Poland and they're so cheap.

You can get a place like this in Poland

for like £500 a month,

and that's a hotel, not an apartment.

I heard many good things about Americans.

Moving to Poland and they're saying stuff

like the power of the dollar is 10 times

more here.

Don't know if they're open yet. Why is

Europe so damn expensive?

It seems like it's more cost-effective to

get— just get a rent apartment and rent it

for a year in England, stay in one place,

because moving around, hopping around

Europe, number one, I can only do that for

3 months now. Because of Brexit. So I

wouldn't be able to do it for a whole

year. I'd have to come back here anyway or

go to a non-EU country, and then that

would be really expensive. Number 1,

it'll be really expensive hopping around

different countries staying in hotels.

Number 2, it'll be kind of annoying having

to move around so much. And number 3, my

viewers don't care about travel content.

Number 4, there's no girls in any

countries that want to meet me, so it's

kind of Pointless.

So it just seems like the best option is

to get an apartment here and then just sit

tight until Japan reopens, and then we go

and live in Tobitsushinchi and fuck our

brains out. How does that sound?

Maybe get back with Chihiro.

There's no point traveling for content

because I'm not going to make travel

content. That people want to see. I'll

just end up sitting in my hotel.

The travel content only works if you're a

6-foot-tall white guy with amazing social

skills. I saw some copycat channels pop up

recently. They just do what Bold and

Bankrupt does. They go to the most

dangerous part of Mexico and they walk

around the markets saying hello to

everyone. Yeah, it's pretty helpful

when you're a 6-foot-tall muscle man. Try

doing that when you're a 5-foot-9 skinny

Asian boy, then see how brave you are. If

you can do that when you're a skinny

5-foot-9 Asian guy, then I'll give you

respect. But if you're like 6-foot-tall

muscle man, then if you're not confident,

that would be weird.

Pretty easy to be confident when you're a

freaking giant. What are you scared of?

You try doing it in my body.

If I tried doing what Bald and Bankrupt

does, or Harold Balder does, I'd get

beaten up in half an hour. I'd get

robbed in the first 10 minutes walking

into most dangerous Mexican cartel market.

I'd be tied up to some Shack in

a jungle getting gangbanged by the village

guys.

There's a lot of stories in India, stuff

like that. Japanese tourist Gets kidnapped

for 2 weeks in a jungle village,

gangbanged, and then she escapes.

Damn, can you imagine experiencing that?

Having that part of your life? That would

give you PTSD.

She probably never trusts a man again.

Remember that incident in India ages ago?

It was really big news. That woman got

gangbanged on the bus and they beat her

boyfriend to death. That was crazy. And

then the men barely even got any

punishment. They got like

a couple years jail time.

Just insane, the justice legal system

Oh,

I'm pretty full. I wonder how many

calories this was.

Let's go shopping soon.

Jesus, the whole stock market is just

shit. Crypto is still down, stocks are

down. Oh my God,

but then the indices are all-time highs.

It doesn't make any sense. Dow joins S&P,

NASDAQ. At all-time highs, and then the

stocks are just in the toilet. So we've

just got ETFs.

Market crash is coming.

I just checked how long I've been

streaming and it said 1:11:11. That's so

weird, keep seeing it.

Oh, my dream is gonna come true soon.

I should have just got ETFs like US Growth

Index instead of individual stocks.

I phoned up this other real estate agent

and then he said, what do you do? I was so

shocked. I didn't expect him to just ask

so directly. I said, I'm self-employed.

He didn't ask what I do, what I did. It's

just weird. You phone them up asking about

apartment and then all of a sudden they're

asking what you do for a living. This

feels very invasive. Mind your own

business.

Have you dumped the Manchester girl, or

are you still going to meet her? I haven't

met her yet. She said she's busy.

He thinks you're jobless. But if I was

jobless and I didn't have any money, then

I wouldn't be able to pay for it, and

then, then don't give me the apartment.

Duh.

I'm a famous YouTuber, 10K views a day.

My videos pull 10K views a day.

Famous.

The weird thing about apartments is you

pay it in installments. Most things

you pay all upfront, don't you? And then

you get the product or the goods. So

that's why I have to pay 6 months in

advance, because I can't prove I make $26K

a year, because I don't. And they want you

to make 3 times the rent yearly.

Jesus, I don't make $26K. Are you joking?

I probably make $12K. I can only

just barely afford it. I barely have any

money left over to buy food.

I don't understand my mum. She just

messaged me and then she doesn't talk to

me for days and days and days, and then

the only message she sends to me is some

link to a video that is talking

shit about me. Why? Why does

she think I want to see it?

She's like— the weird thing about my mum

is She only talks to me and says anything

to me and it's negative stuff.

She sent me a link to some video that was

made ages ago saying why Daniel Lord is a

psychopath. I don't know why she keeps

sending me that stuff.

Do I miss home? I miss my computer.

I miss playing Chivalry 2.

But I don't miss having to tiptoe around

guests and people in the kitchen and

worrying of when my uncles— my uncles

would come every week weekend to work on

the shed, and then they would be there all

day until 4 PM. So I couldn't go

downstairs until 4 PM to make my sandwich

because they would go in and out using

toilet— using

the toilet. So I have to starve until 4

PM, and then they'd leave.

So during the week, almost every day

there'd be some guest around. Either my

sister's boyfriend or my mum's friend.

And then on the weekend, my uncles would

be around. It was just driving me crazy.

I would barely have 2 days in a row where

I could just relax in my own home. Just go

downstairs, sit by the window, enjoy the

scenery. There's always some bloody person

coming.

Hate it.

I just want to go downstairs, make a

coffee, sit at the table, have a sandwich.

6 months I had to endure that.

I just don't want to talk to people. If I

go downstairs, people talk to me. My

sister said, why don't you just ignore

them? Oh, okay, I'll just go downstairs,

and then if one of your friends or my

uncle says, hello, Daniel, oh, I'll just

ignore them because that's

so perfectly normal. It's like the worst

thing I would do. It's so rude.

You can't just ignore someone. They try

and talk to you, you have to talk back.

So you're forced to talk to them because

you're put in a situation where you can't

really avoid them if they're there.

And then if you do, it's really weird and

awkward. So one time I was going

downstairs and my sister's boyfriend was

standing outside the toilet and he didn't

say hello to me. And I was like, that's

weird. So I said hello to him.

Which is weird for me because I never say

hello first. But I was so uncomfortable at

the idea of walking past him without

acknowledging him that I had to say hello.

It's just really weird. You walk past

someone, you don't say anything to each

other. That's worse than having to say

So I can't just ignore people. That would

make me feel worse.

Ah, such a difficult situation. I don't

really want to talk to anyone. Well, I

just want to go down and make a coffee.

So I don't really have anything to talk

about. Oh yeah, my channel's dying that

I've desperately been trying to save for

years and nothing works. My stocks are all

down and I've lost like $20K. I got dumped

by the only love of my life. Yeah, life's

great. Thanks for asking.

My life is shit and I've got nothing good

to talk about. So I don't really want to

talk to anyone. I've got nothing to

celebrate.

Yeah, I'm on the verge of having a mental

breakdown. How are you?

There's nothing I want to talk about

because there's nothing going good in my

life. Everything's just going down the

toilet.

I can't think of a single thing that I can

celebrate.

Any videos got good views recently? No.

Simon and Martina got 40K.

That's good, I guess.

There's just nothing to celebrate.

It's a pretty dark period.

Okay, get the plates out of the way and

then we'll do some number crunching.

More videos equals more views. Yeah, but

the more videos I put out, the faster it

accelerates the death of the channel.

If I started putting out 5 videos a day,

it would just destroy the channel. They'd

get like 1K views because people would be

sick and tired. They'd be, oh God,

Daniel's uploaded 20 videos. Since last

week. Oh, I can't be bothered.

I've got to pace them out a little bit.

I don't really have anything to talk

about. Life in Manchester.

How come it felt like there were so many

things to talk about in Japan? What was so

different about Japan?

Because everything was like wacky and

quirky. Oh, life in Japan is so fun

because, uh, look, you get little thingies

at the 7-Eleven and it's got Pokémon

on it.

Oh, look at this Japanese bento box, it's

so beautiful. Everything was so

quirky, I guess.

What is your goal? My goal would be to

make a stable 2K a month.

Nothing's stable. Stock market's not

stable. Stop.

YouTube's not stable.

The sky looks pretty. Yeah, it's going all

pink.

If I had a girlfriend, split half the

rent, that'd be great.

The sunset never disappoints from this

view.

Talk about Manchester. I haven't even been

into Manchester, to be honest.

Been here since last Thursday. I went into

the centre once and we were only

there for about half an hour.

There wasn't really anything special about

it. It was just like any European city.

It's got shops and it's got people. Some

people are white, some are black, and then

they just sit around on the grass and you

could smell weed everywhere. There's

nothing quirky or unique about Manchester.

There just seems to be so many topics you

could make out of Japan, like weird things

Japanese people do. They bow and

they don't shake hands.

Annoying things about English. People.

They shout football's coming home all the

Part-time job. Yeah, maybe I would end up

getting an actual job just to make ends

meet, and then maybe I'd actually enjoy it

and make friends and then meet the love of

my life, and then I'd be like, oh wait,

everyone was right about getting a job.

It's actually a good thing. I was wrong

all the time, all along.

No, I want to do internet.

Work. I don't want a job.

Am I watching the Euro Cup?

No. I hope England loses, otherwise

everyone's going to be in the street

screaming again.

Why do they have to shout? Why can't they

just go, oh, that's nice, we won, let's go

and have a cup of tea. No, they go into

the street and they roam around like packs

of dogs screaming England,

England. Why?

They start chanting and singing. You can

imagine it if it was a war.

The troops marching into battle and

they're singing and chanting. I feel like

there's a very militaristic, animalistic,

male testosterone thing about being a

football fan. It's not really about the

football, is it? It's about the whole

chanting, England! Walking around in the

streets beating your chest and being

intimidating, asserting your

masculine dominance.

It's like a very primal,

animalistic thing that humans

had to have to survive. You had to be like

tough macho alpha male to survive in the

olden days, especially going to war.

You couldn't be like a nerdy wuss, you

wouldn't last 2 days.

I saw those packs of football fans roaming

the streets shouting. I could just imagine

medieval times, people lining up on the

field getting ready to kill each other,

and they'd probably be doing the same

stuff like chanting,

being nationalistic.

Acting like a man. Yeah, I guess that's

it.

Acting like a man. I don't know why I've

always been very against acting like a

man. It took me such a long time to cut my

hair short. And such a long time to be

comfortable having facial hair. I think

it's because I just never had a really

masculine figure in my life. My dad wasn't

exactly very masculine. I mean, he had a

beard and he did construction work on

the weekend, but there was just something

about my dad that was very refined

gentleman, not like masculine man aura.

I feel like if I had a dad like Coach Red

Pill, or don't know,

someone like very masculine, I'd turn out

very different.

That's why people think I'm gay.

Wow, look at the sky. It's all purple.

Look at sky. You're so pretty. Make my

heart so fuzzy.

Okay, get rid of dish. Dish.

Day. Oh no, oh no, oh no, I spilled

burger juice on the floor.

Oh no, I just spilled it

in the pan.

Fuck no.

Spilt hot burger juice on the floor. Oh,

that bin stinks.

Oh, I need to take the garbage out. It

smells so bad. Oh, my head hurts.

I'm gonna make a coffee. I found coffee in

the cupboard. It's actually quite good

coffee. I need to pee.

Burger. Still got my duck burgers to make.

I made that for Chef Daniel cooking,

cooking video tomorrow.

Chef Daniel video, and then I think

livestream on main channel Sunday.

Try and get some Super Chats,

stop my channel from tanking.